Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, Hi everybody, Bama Brown with the Bama Brown Experience
on the iHeart Podcast Network. We appreciate you listen. There's
three hundred thousand shows on the iHeart Podcast Network. You
can choose mostly their crime and drama, a lot of them,
but there's a lot of great stuff on there. Puma,
you've got my partner Boma. He's got the Sports Cave.
(00:23):
You can get that on the iHeart Network.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Absolutely, we prefer you listen to it on the iHeart Network.
As of both of these as Bama's the Experience in
Bama Bonehead and the Sports Cave available anywhere you get
your podcasts. Just search for the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
This story jumped out of me. There was this happened
in Rockport, Massachusetts, not Massachusetts, Massachusetts. Have a friend of
mine who was born in Boston, and every time I
would say Massachusetts just to piss her off. And it
was Heather, who was on the radio with me for years,
go it's Massachusetts, and I go, I know, I just
(01:03):
like seeing you get upset. So and I did that
every day I could. So this is a crime story.
They had damage to about twenty five or twenty six
cars to the windshields and to the mirrors. They had
cracks in the windshields. It's like somebody took a little
(01:23):
mini hammer, you know, with one of those like a
body shop hammer, and just winshields and then chip the mirrors. Now,
their first suspect was local glass companies. You know, they're thinking,
all those guys you know, going around cracking windshields, get
for some.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Business, creating business, Yeah, I creating clientele.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Until they had an actual witness and it was a
crow sized woodpecker that did it. Oh, the woodpeckers was
the culprit. And they think because it saw its reflection
in the windows and the mirrors and that's why you know,
it was freaking out. And they said it wasn't just
at the wood it was a huge, gigantic woodpecker cross I.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Have to be to do that kind of damage.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It cracked twenty five windshield and uh, not just pass
your cards, but trucks, delivery trucks and also uh they
said the mirrors, it would knock the mirrors. That cracked
the mirror, You've got to be pretty strong crack a mirror.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'm saying, I mean we uh, what did they catch
the woodpecker or no.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
He what he's they don't have any cuffs? That small
I think was And then I don't. I don't want
to mess with a woodpecker and crack the windshield. You
know what, Are you gonna shoot him down with a
drone or something? I don't know what you how you getting?
Seems like there'd be military opportunity there, though, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
With all the toys our military has, it would only
be appropriate we did we turn them loose on a
woodpecker in Boston, the Greater Boston area.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't. I don't want to. I don't wanna know
anything that reminds me of a joke. All right, I'll
tell this joke. Its as me, Uh, I have to
run through my head, but make sure I can tell it.
Even though we're not governed by the FCC, we're still
iHeart and they got hey don't.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
There's still personal more principles in.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So this guy he gets a job on a drilling
rig in Alaska, and he's up there and uh, he's
been there by the month, and he goes down to
the local bar. This is what reminded me of the
Flagler Beach in the in the funky Pelican is. He
goes down there and he uh. He goes this bar
and the bartenders in there, and he said, look and
(03:33):
he said, I'm I'm kind of lonely, man. I need
It's like I meet a girl. And the guy goes, man,
you're up here in the old country, in a last
there's no women here. We have no women. And he goes,
but we have Wong the cook, and he goes what
he goes, Wong our cook, you know, and he goes, uh, yeah,
I don't. That isn't my ideal. I don't I don't
go for that. I don't go for that ship at all.
(03:55):
And he goes, okay, well, suit yourself. See's there. Another month,
he's back down there and he says, look, I don't
care how ugly she is. I gotta have a woman.
And the guy said, I told you before there's no
women up here, but we we got Wong to cook.
And he goes, I can't, man, I just can't do that.
I said, stop by. I don't go for this ship.
I just don't go for that at all. That's how
(04:16):
my He goes, Okay, suit yourself. So he's back down there,
and that's been three months and he goes, okay, listen,
if fuck do it with Wong, who all's got to
know about it?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
And he goes, well, there's you and me and Wong
of course, and then the Bill and Charlie. And he goes, well,
how come Bill and Charlie got to know about it?
And he goes, well, they got to hold down old Wong.
He don't go for that shit either, said, that's horrible.
(04:52):
Remember y'all signed on to this show. You ain't spending
the dill in the dashboard on the way to the
school or work. This is something you this is something
you tuned in for.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So active listening.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
How did I not see long over that we should
get out now?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You think? Listen? Got Yeah, You've been listening to Bebble
Brown Experience on the iHeart Podcast Network