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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody, Bama Brown with you on the Bama Brown
Experience heard podcast Network along with my partner in crime, here,
the Big Puma, the Big Cat. You've got the Sports
Cave that is the most popular sports podcast anywhere. Pooma.
When do we get that, bad boy?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah? I appreciate. I always appreciate how well you sell that.
You do a better job of selling my show than
I do. You would, Actually, you'd be happy to know.
We had a lot of fun last night on the
YouTube live stream. Didn't didn't get around to talking about
any eel related emergencies. But nonetheless, you could expect a
(00:41):
lot of sports to be talked. But if you only
need the audio version anywhere you get your podcast, we
prefer that. iHeart app But just search for the Sports
Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What Puma was talking about is the story we did
yesterday about a guy with an eel and I'll just
leave it at that. You got to go find that
podcast and hear that story. Worry eat eat eat first
or wait, don't eat before or something like that. I
don't know what which one's worse. It was horrible. Let's
do another international. This is an international bonehead I love
(01:14):
these boneheads. Here's so poor India. This lady h she
started doing her Instagram. She started doing two instagrams to day.
She was like getting a reputation. And her husband was going, hey,
the dishes are piling up, and you know you're not
you're not doing your job. And he went out of
the police station and filed charges against his wife for
not doing her chores. I mean, that's how mad he was.
(01:36):
I didn't know you could do that. And thank god
the wives can't do that because I'm about to say
reacts about that. Anyway, the police got them together and
talked them through it, and they have worked it out
to where she's able to do her stuff. He does.
He's helping her with it, and she's still able to
do her Instagram because it's starting to make her some
(01:57):
money now.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So that's the obvious solution in here is just Instagram
live while you're doing the dishes.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Boom, problem problems there you go, Uh, you look at
you problem solver her. I saw this. TikTok's getting ready
to do a US version before the deadline hits. So
if you're if you're you know, we don't do a
lot on TikTok because we were told not to because
we didn't know being ieheard, we didn't know if China
(02:25):
owned or what was the deal. Anyway, they're going to
have a US version and I'm sure China will oan,
So I mean, what's the difference.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, it just feels like that just feels like a
legal workaround for the exact same outcome.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, exactly, what is the joke? Bill? My a guy
stole my wife's credit card, but he's not spending half
what she was, so I let him keep it that joke.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
He's saving me money.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Actually, yeah, yeah, I'm coming out better. Uh. I saw
this one. This was pretty crazy. Uh, Tequila Perisma. Now,
you're a heavy drinker, you drink a lot to forget
and things. Have you ever heard of tequilaia.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That doesn't ring a bill?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's from Mexican natural spring wells, which when I think
Mexican water immediately, but I guess it's tequila and kill
it whatever's in it. But anyway, you have to fill
out an application to get this tequila, and they're serious
about who their customers are. And unlike any of the
other tequilas I've had, it was Ugh, if you had
the money. I mean they had the tequila.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You know. Yeah, usually it's usually usually it's pretty easy
to get your hands on tequila to forget about things.
It makes me wonder, you know now that often Unfortunately,
now that people my age are starting to make, you know,
tequila and mescal high end, it's not nearly the same. Yeah,
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prices A perfect example, a silver on Jeho Don Julio
that used to be like two years years ago was
sixty nine dollars seventy dollars a bottle is now twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, everything across the board. Now, why is that is
uh turl's gone up that much?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I mean what, oh no, no, this one is more
because it's it's just gotten trendy. Okay, Yeah, that's what
That's what has spiked the market. Unfortunately, especially when you know,
like tequila and mescal are supposed to be, you know,
it's not an elevated liquor, it's an everyman's kind of liquor.
It flies right in the face of now the trendy
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hipster demands of America. Spiking those prices.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well then they do that. Uh garbage strike Philadelphia is over,
by the way, there was nine thousand trash workers had
just walked off the job. In the in Philadelphia was
already ugly, but it got even uglier with trash piled
up all over the place.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
For them remind people of your worth in society.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I mean, I tell you, do it your their own trash.
I knew a friend of mine who worked in New
York City and they couldn't they you know, for them
to pick your trash up, you had to tip the
trash guys or they wouldn't pick your trash. And they
couldn't get a manager because they couldn't afford the pay
cut to become a manager. Because these guys making heavy
six figures working trash trucks in New York City.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You know, I was looking at some of the city
by city comparison and you know, on average, Philadelphia was
like twenty thousand over twenty thousand dollars less per year
than cities it's normal, or it's similar size.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And they were only asking for like eight percent, and
the well, no, they were asking for fifteen, and they
offered them eight and they couldn't get it. So they
got there anyway. They picking up the trash now union, yeah,
oh absolutely. The French town. I cannot pronounce this French
down to save my life as a bunch of vowels.
(05:54):
They they got taken over by bees who was a
giant bee have stung twenty four people who had to
be actually treated to the hospital. Lots of people got stung.
It was Asian hornets. So you know, any any Asian hornets,
they're out to get you. I don't know the difference,
but yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Was about to say, you remember for like a couple
of weeks, a couple of summers ago, when it was
the what was it, the death hornet.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, from Mexico or South America. One of the the
killer hornets or death.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hornets made it up through you know it. It traveled
up the Pan American Highway and made its way to Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Anyway, these Asian hornets took over this town, and of
course France immediately surrendered. One of my favorite jokes, maybe
did you see the Olympics. I was so surprised there
was actually French flag. It wasn't white when they had
the Olympics walking around their fla. There's two. That's two.
That's my two French jokes.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, it's easy to pick on the French but yeah, exactly.
The history will tell you they were quite helpful at
certain times. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Absolutely. You know you can pick on the French because
they ain't gonna fight back. That's three. That's that's in.
We go three and that's a limit. All right. Here's uh,
let's do this and we'll get out of here. Habits
that you have to break to move on from a
bad relationship. So if everything's turned to ship. By the way,
I want to mention my daughter here Alex Thompson, attorney
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at law to handle the divorces. There's her plug in
San Marcos, Texas. Uh, if you need to get large,
she's got she's got a bunch. Yeah, thirty cases going
right now, but she's mean one god Lee, she'll get them.
She'll get everything they got. Anyway, here's five things on
a positive note. You got to do this to move
on past the bad relationship. And I was always on
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my list. I go top to bottle, I go from
the five to one. Uh. You got to quit blaming yourself.
You know it's a two it's a two way street.
You know there's two sides of every story. Quit blaming yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Number four, Uh, quit reliving your relationship. I'm the guy
that did that. Man, I was in my head years
ago by it. I'm still having fights in my head
about well if I have done this on that, move on, man,
move on.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That doesn't seem healthy.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, not at all. Stop practicing uh self? Uh the word,
let's see, not practicing self care. Okay, So what I'm
saying here is, according to this I'm reading it off
from a expert in the relationship business, you have to
do self care. You have to take care of yourself.
And that's physically as well as mentally in every possible way.
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Because if you don't practice that, if you feel like
you're not worthy, they're not going to be thinking you're
worthy either. And so for a future relationship, you want
to have self worth and self and self care and
looking good, feeling good. You know, no one wants to
be around somebody bitching all time and oh.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
God no, that's a dangerous downward spiral. If you're not careful.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
There absolutely not asking loved ones for support, big one here,
friends and family whoever. I mean, don't sit and wine
on it. I am there, always meaning to me, don't
do that shit, but I mean get you know, go
get some professional help and just vent it out, get
it out, man, let them, and then the wounds will
start healing. And then the number one is and I
(09:12):
haven't been guilty of this, not getting outside after you
in the relationship, you sit at home, you watch TV,
eat bad. You know, you're wallering in yourself pity, and
you think you'll never find anybody. Meanwhile, they're over there,
the one that you're supposed to be with is off
having sitting and probably doing the same thing, you know,
or going to bars.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I was about to say. It makes it even worse
nowadays because while you're sitting at home in the dark
and your lazy boy recliner, you're probably also doom scrolling
social media watching what she's doing because she's still posting
everything she's doing.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh yeah, and and uh he's and he's a lot
better in bed than you are. So you just immediately
should know that be done with it, get it, get
it out of here, get in your head and out
of your and you know, but then you know you're
gonna move on and find the right one eventually. So oh,
I know, let's do this one. The five most common passwords. Okay,
(10:11):
So if you have one of these passwords probably ought
to change it today. Here's top five h Q W
E R T y Q wordy one.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Two three oh yeah, like the keyboard, right, Okay, that's probably.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
A bad one. Six hundred and forty two thousand people
have that one. So yeah, this is uh the.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Password, just password being password.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, almost seven hundred thousand people have that one.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Uh, that's not number one.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Are you ready for this? One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven eight. Oh they left the nine off because you
would never figure that out.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Ye have the great scene from space Balls whenever, like, oh,
that's that's the combination to my luggage. What kind of
idiot would use that as a password?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Eight hundred and eighty four thousand people, All right, okay,
number two one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight nine.
That just lazy. They is around out of there. That's
a magian six.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay. I'll tell you those people that password started as one, two, three,
four five, and then they got the your password will
expire in two weeks, so they just a six and
then next day out of seven.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay. So that takes us to number one, the number
one most common password in the world. And Puma just
told you one, two three or five six thirty million
people across the planet use that as their password. So
when that robot is over there and you in the Ukraine,
you know, running your numbers to steal all your shit,
(11:45):
that's the first number they run and they you know,
they catch so many people's stuff and get and steal it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And yeah, when you're being digitally held for ransom and
being demanded to transfer bitcoin, that's that's probably how you
got yourself into that situation.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
And by the way, PayPal will not do one thing.
They don't care, They're just they're just getting your money.
They're the bigger scam than anything is. PayPal will not
represent you, protect you or anything. So don't think you've
don't think you've done so. I bought that on PayPal. Yeah,
good luck with that, you know. So all right man,
thank you all for listening to the Bam and Brown experience.
Hopefully you learned something today.