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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hi everybody, Maama Brown with you the iHeart Uh
what do we call that? The I Heart podcast Network.
I was talking to my wife a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Us. I'm still thinking about what she yelled at me about.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We don't fight very often, just only on the days
at end and y or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
That checks out. So that means you're married, is what
you're saying. Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, absolutely, Uh, I always enjoy Oh god, what's his name?
The comedian that talks about it when he's married? All
that they falled over chocolate milk?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Have you seen that? What is a guy? Dan Nate?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh Bargatzi?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, what look up? The one with chocolate milk? He said,
we fought over chocolate milk, if that's possible. And it's
hilarious the way, you know everything he does is it's
so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, I love him. I love him. I love Brian Reagan.
Are you familiar with Brian Reagan and he?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
If you want to laugh really hard, download Brian Reagan's
just go find the other word?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Is Brian Reagan talking about the uh.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The one up guy, the guy that uh the me
monster that talks about himself an astronaut where he's an astronaut.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's his fantasy.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We've met a lot of those guys in this industry.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh my god, but it is so great when he
the guy's yelling all about the auto bonto and I
have my pores on the attle bonn and he goes,
I walked on the moon. It's his fantasy. I want
to Beny one of those guys that walked on the moon.
And then I don't want to spoil it. I go
see it and.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You will laugh very very hard. And every time he
did my show, I made him do that bit.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I go, you gotta do the you know, the astronaut bit.
He used to come and do my show all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
But that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But I love I love Nate. Everything Nate's ever done,
it just seems like this regular guy. Yeah, it's a good.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
He's a good family friendly. Oh yeah, never cuss in
the stand up comed like if you don't if you
have someone that says, oh no, I don't like stand
up comedy him Nate Bargatzi because he does it so
just smoothly.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He's the best.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, he's pretty good right now. Him and Shane Gillis.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I love Shane, Did you love the think he was.
I laughed the entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So my favorite joke. I loved that he I loved
that he shouted out norm and did the OJ the
Travis congratulations on your Heisman trophy. They can never take
that away from you unless you kill your wife and
a waiter and then they'll take that away from you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Ever, Shane nailed it, dude. It was great.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The second one, the joke Shane did about, uh, you know,
we're lucky tonight to have a three time w NBA
All Star so and so in the caw and the
all that woman that they showed is the wife of
Shane's podcast co host exactly why? Like it just made
(02:56):
me think how long had they been wanting to do
that joke?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And all of those other like it was.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He was so good, he was he he did it
exactly what ESPN wanted. But the crowd had no idea, like,
how do we like? What is this? How do we
react to this?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm gonna tell you something, this is my take on it.
And I heard a guy talking about bereverys. He goes, well,
that woke audience, they're not gonna laugh. I said, let
me tell you something about that audience.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
They didn't get any of those jokes because they're stupid.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
At ninety percent of them didn't have any idea what
he was talking about. It wasn't that that woke or
you know, they just were like home, get it because
their job is to carry a football or baseball. They're
not they're not they're not up on the latest things.
Think about when you were that age, you didn't keep
up with a ship like that, you know, And.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm not done about it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm not saying anything about you know, athletes. I mean,
I'm talking about being young. When you were young like that,
When we were young, you didn't follow politics or anything.
You know, you just you didn't know any of that
stuff was going on.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You followed sports.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, he's followed sports, but you should have known some
of I mean some of them should have known some
of that stuff, but they didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You know what that offer to me made it even
better to like making fun of them they even know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, So all right, I promised you yesterday I do
because I wanted to check you out on this and
make sure you knew that I was going to do this.
Five ways to know if someone is pretending to like you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, Okay, I can.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Tell you did we plug your your show? We did,
didn't we?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hell if we didn't, we'll do it. But again, do
it again the sports Cave anywhere you get your podcasts,
prefer you use that. iHeart app, but uh, just search
for the sports cave with the biggest Puma. You'll find us.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I may have forgot, sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
We got and Bargatzi it's too Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
We went off on that on that deal.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Five ways to know if someone is pretending to like you.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now, I don't know who they just you know, they
go to these schools and they talk to these shrinks
and this is, you know, different things. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Number five, Uh, it's the little things that matter. Do
they do they uh talk to you about the little
things in your life? You know when you're talking to them,
do they remember the little things about you? So that's one?
Number two?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Or they mentally checked out when they are talking to
you it kind of goes one.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Or you know, are they like, yeah, yeah, well you
had to.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You know, I had a buddy of mine he told me,
he said I can talk to anyone because he talked
to he was famous and talked to I'm not gonna
say he is because he was famous, but he said,
I'm hearing from different people all the time about nothing
that doesn't matter. And he said, you can handle any
conversation with Well you had to or I heard that
he signed.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Blind affirmation always handle situations like.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That, and I was telling my buddy about it and
he said, well you had to.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So you got me with my own thing. Uh, let's see,
whenever you need them, you're on your own.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know, it's not just moving, but I mean in anything, Hey,
I need you to help me do. Yeah, I'm uh,
let's see when they look at their screen while you're
talking to them.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I had that one's mine, and I think they're you know,
because I've had like close childhood friends that you know,
grew up in the tiny ass town we're from, grew
up together, so I know they're not like they are
my longest friends ever. But because screens are in front
of everybody now, there's so many times where I literally
(06:34):
have to call them out and be like, what are
you What are you doing right now? Like we're having
a conversation. What, Yeah, possibly can you be looking up?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Like there's it's better than you cat videos, It's better
than what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Number one is no follow up questions.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So when you're telling them you're talking to them and
they don't, they don't have input or come back with
a question about what you're talking about, that means they're
just phoning it in. They're not really your friend, they're
not interested in you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So yeah, that's that's. Moments like that are when you
can tell they're either completely uninterested in what you're saying
or they're just waiting for you to stop talking so
they can talk again about when we go.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Back to the Brian Reagan me monster, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me me storytopper guy. All right, so here's this is
in Moundsville, West Virginia. I figured you'd like a bonehead.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Uh. All right, So two women, Clarissa and Maggie.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Uh, they got upset when a pregnant woman showed up,
uh to question one of them about a guy named Chaz.
Now it turns out that was Chaz's baby. This other one, Clarissa,
she already had a baby with the Chazz. And then
I think Maggie was also dating. So now he's got three. Anyway,
(07:50):
he must be something special because all three of them
pulled guns on each other while they were pregnant.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Good Lord Jazz has got money to pay for the
to take care of those kids, but also cover some
of their bill, at which kevlar good God quickly.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
All you can think about is, boy, those kids are
got a they got a great future ahead of them.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I saw this. Uh, you like this. You're a money guy,
Alan Greenspan.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He admitted when he was the Fed Reserve chair that
he would use the sale of men's underwear to gauge how.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
The economy was doing.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
He said, if men's underwear were selling doing well, you know,
people were buying men's underwear, then that was a good economy.
But if it slowed down and men's underwear that meant
people were, you know, they tightening.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Up their budgets. So okay, he based it on that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I kind of buy into that though. I mean, that
kind of does make logical sense.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
A post is just throwing dark to the board. I
wouldn't know, you know, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Green Span was there for almost twenty years too, so.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And he hits mostly he was pretty sharp betted, you know,
I mean, I don't know, I didn't money.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Through Reagan's second term all the way through w So,
I mean things were pretty good economically through that run,
if I remember correctly.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You know, it always seemed to me like no matter
who was in charge, no matter whatever doing, it would
go up and down, up and down. You couldn't never predict.
You just get a four oh one k and you
sit there. I know some day traders, they're a good
friend of mine. Made twenty twenty five thousand last year
day trading, so which congrats. But see if I'd done that,
(09:38):
you know i'd be I'd.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Have lost ever peening already.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So yeah, I don't. Unfortunately, I don't think mister Greenspan
could base much off of my underwear purchasing either. I've
got three pairs. That's two more than I need.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, I got my name in all of them, though,
because I don't like anybody's gonna go out, I won't
boann the shorts. E.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Here's top here's the top five signs that the farmer's
market isn't your best fresh food.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
So look for this. If you're going to the farmer's market.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
The reason you're going you're thinking, hey, I'm going to
get the freshest right out of the farm. Turns out
it could be a scam as much as anything. Uh,
number five, too much variety, If you have too much
to choose from, it may not be the freshest out there.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Okay, they use the word number four.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
They use the word organic. No one's checking that. No
one knows if organic. They don't know what it means.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's like I saw a thing the other day. Ricardo Montebon.
You remember him.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh yeah, he was Chrysler's spokesperson. I love what they've
done to my car. He made up rich Corinthian leather.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
He says, there's no such thing, and just he looked
at it and he said, he said, that looks like
rich Corinthian letter. And the guy goes, oh, you use
that and the ads, so he every ad it was
to look at my car is the rich Corinthian And
I can't do.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
His He was great. I can't say much about that,
having in a past life worked as a publicist for
a PR.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Firm, so you know what, Yeah, that was there was.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
There were a lot of things that were said that
absolutely made no sense, but they sounded good.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That sounded good to me. I was like well, it's
got risk. It pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Uh, there's a no name farm on something you're buying.
In other words, if they are proud of their product,
they'll put their name on it. If it's a table
with no name on it, you know it. And it
might even say organic tomatoes or whatever, but no name
of a farm.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Walk away from that one. That one's not good.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That's if the sign is If the sign says organic
and it was written in a sharpie, you're probably better
off somewhere now.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So that If it's too perfect, yes, it's gone overboard
and made it too perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
To be on the lookout for that, because that's also
could be.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
A scientific term for this. It's finding the goldilocks zone.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah in it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
If it looks too per fit, you got to find
somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I wish I'd have gone to college. You're so smart. Uh.
And number one, if it's out of season, I think
that speaks for yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
If it's out of season, you may want to avoid
it at the point of fresh Yeah, So uh, let
me do one morning. We'll scat out of here. Billion
people get migraines.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
A billion people. So here's five things you do to
get to get rid of the.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Migraines that are tried and true according to UH doctors
and stuff. Uh, soak your hands and feet in hot water.
Let me see if you if you put hands and
feet and I guess it softens or.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Brings you know, calms or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Uh. Number four, Uh the acupressure points. Know where your
acupressure points are. And that's how a lot of a
lot of people get rid of headaches, those migraines. Going
to an acute uh pressure person. Uh, loud music will
cause it. So don't put on loud music. Put on
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calming music or one of those rain things.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You know. Yeah, there, you got one of those background
noise machines.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Block out all the light you can get. The darker
the room, the better for a migraine. Once again, if
you got a migraine, you know. And then they said
the number one deal was B twelve. If you get
migraines consistently, start taking B twelve and H and that'll
help you.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I thought I thought the number one was going to
be just start drinking tequila again to get rid of
that headache.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
There you go, that's what they do with San Antonio
on those sports cave with the Big Booma. All right,
you're going to be on tonight, so everybody listen to that. Well,
you can listen to you anytime, but you're live tomorrow night.
I think money's always right, So all right, you listen to.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The Bama Brown Podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Thank you. It's the Bama Brown Experience. Tell your friends,
for God's sakes, tell them so I don't have to
go get a job.