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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hey, and how do you're listening to the Bama
Brown Experience on the iHeart Podcacast network. If you're a
big fan of dogs, you want to listen to this episode.
We love dogs and cats here and speaking of cats,
I got the big cat, the Big Puma. He's got
the podcast on the Big Sports Cave. How did I
get that? How do I hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
There? Puma?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We tried to make it as easy as possible on you.
Anywhere you get your podcast, just search for the Sports
Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I read about this this this puppy dog named Luna.
It was a Burmnese mountain dog. Because that makes sense
to anybody, a Burmanese mountain dog.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
La.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Luna had to have an operation Puma because Luna like
to eat stuff and started feeling bad and so had
to have operation. In the vet found twenty four socks
and a shoe in inside Luna's stomach. Twenty four socks
(01:05):
and a foot a foot insert shoe insert.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
My first question is, if you're the owner of this dog,
how do you explain the fact that you're missing twenty
four You're missing twelve pairs of socks.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm sitting here in my head thinking, thinking to myself,
I don't think I have twelve pairs of socks, but
you have to be going, where are the socks going?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, if you have more than twelve pairs of socks,
how many socks do you have that you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Notice twelve pair missing? Because that raises an even bigger question.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You just sounded like Uncle Seuss just in like that
was an Uncle Seus's math question or something that you
had twenty four socks and you needed it anyway, Well,
they found them all. I don't think anybody wanted them back,
I think, but Luna's doing great, doing fine, recovered. I
don't know how you keep I guess you've got to
make sure that the house stays clean and you don't
leave stuff laying around, your shoes and your socks and things.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I would imagine there there are probably some uh owner
issues at play here now sounds like might be owned
by a hoarder, if you're yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Some kind of I had a we had a labin,
a great dog lab dog. We had a yellow lab,
dumb as it could be. Oh, her name was Lucy.
She was as dumb as she could be, but she
was so lovable. But uh, I had bought in any
labrador when they're young, when they're pups. Oh my god,
those teeth. She I bought a brand new garden hose,
(02:40):
and lady on the deck and went in the house.
And I was in the house. I got a water,
I drank a little water, put the cat back on,
shut the door, looked out the window. She ran by
with a piece of that water hose. In that length
of time, she'd already chewed the end off, and you know,
and then she was running with it, you know, like,
oh my god, this is the greatest day ever.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Dad got me this toy.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, forty five dollars dog treat that you got me
this toy? You know it so And it was the
end that goes to the water. It wasn't the other
end where I could have still used it. It was
the you know, three feet from the one that hooks
up to the basset.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You know, yeah, you're not you're not cutting and splicing
that thing. That's just a sunk cost. At that point,
she would chew anything.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
She chewed on the house. She shoot anything. You could
get anything, you brought it to her or brought in
the yard. That dog would chew on it. She was
a but she was sweet and had her about twelve years.
She was a She was a good dog.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It was one of those I mean, he's like, say,
dumb though, wow, but just just loved her, loved her
too much and had nothing but cats since I hadn't
been able to get another dog, because I hadn't been
able to because it hurts bad when she died, you know,
And I was like, oh man, I'm never gonna get
attached to another. Now it's cats.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah yeah, and they don't you know, I love.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't have the emotional attachment you do. But come on,
you know, I mean I got six cats now or five,
and three are just came up. Two are house cats, Daddy, Daddy,
they're rescue cats. I go, honey, they're all rescue All
cats are rescue cats. Yeah. Nobody drives down and goes,
(04:21):
we need to buy some cats just like these show up.
But so I get to say that if I'm feeding
five cats, I get to talk cat about cats anyway
I want to. And John Stewart used to do the
best joke about He said, you have a dog and
you take you know dogs, says, taken the vet, but
it needs an operation. How much is it? It's gonna
be a thousand dollars. Okay, if you take a cat,
(04:44):
cat needs an operation? How much is thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You go?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You got any more cats? Yeah, that's John Stewart, not me.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Complaints to Viacom Comedy Central.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, there's two of my favorite jokes from Late Now guys.
The other one is U. Bill Maher had one. It
was always really funny to me. Uh, he said, here's
here's a New York cop at the crucifixion of Jesus.
All Right, show's over. Let's go working, Keep it moving,
(05:15):
keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Got to disperse, folks, got to disperse.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm now imagining NYPD at the closing scene of Life
of Bryant, the old Money Python movie.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I love Monty Python. Monty Python's stuff is this when
the guys down to the one leg cut his arms
in his leg?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, the black night guarding the crossing. I was my
childhood was firmly my comedy since firmly formed by old
PBS replaying old episodes of the Monty Python Flying Circus.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And very funny, silly.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
The The Hall of arguments. There's some there's some classics
that still get pulled up on YouTube every now and then.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I like any of that souf, but that always stuck
with me, where he's got his arms cut, his leg
and he's still wanting to fight.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Come on, you cowered, what are you doing running away
from me?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Now you got a dog, you have cats, but you don't.
You don't have a dog, or you had one we had.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Uh So the roommate and I, we have two cats
now that were uh, you know, just feral neighborhood cats
came around long enough to well kind of like you said,
the one of them ended up slicing his neck open
on a or you know, something in outside. And so
I told, I told Steph, you know, if we take
(06:51):
this cat and spend money on it to get it
stitched up, it is not going back outside like we're
going to have an indoor cat. Spend any amount of
money on this thing, because it's just a It was
a great cat, but it was just a feral neighborhood
cat that was you know, five family eating. Uh So,
(07:14):
you know, I didn't really feel a whole lot of
pressure to take it indoor cat.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But once I spend money on it. That's the line.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So I come, I come home and there's these these
three kittens that are outside, and I go, we got
the two inside, and I go, do not bring those
cats and just leave those cats alone. They'll leave, they'll
go off to wherever they were supposed to be. And
then I get home that afternoon and there's two bowls
and they're being fed. And now we've named them, and
so now I'm the one feeds them every morning. And
(07:47):
so I got five cats. I'm the cat guy. If
you're looking for I'm the catman, cat man daddy or
whatever they call that guy.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, it's it's over once you name them. That's the
final that's the final canyon to cross.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I don't think they eat. They don't eat the sock.
So the way the Luna did that, that I thought
was a great, great story there with twenty four, so
that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I mean, we had we had an English bulldog growing
up that probably could have eaten twenty four socks, but
instead just chose to eat the bottoms.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Of doors or random molding in the house.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, you know, would would tear up the linoleum and
then end up ripping it up, you know, destructive dog.
But I don't think we I don't think she rose
to the level of a couple dozen pairs of socks
missing when.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
We were When I was a kid, my brother and
my dad were they love to hunt, and they had
a hunting dog named Duke, and he had been sent
to school. And man, you would watch I didn't hunt.
I just couldn't shoot any animals. But I could shoot
a person, but I couldn't shoot animals. Anyway, this and
this dog would come up on like quail and he
(09:02):
would stop and he would point. I mean, it was amazing,
and he would freeze and look back at my brother,
you know, like you see this, right, you got this?
I mean, I'm I'm like he hadn't held up three
paw fingers and like, hey, there's three birds over here.
I mean, it was that kind of he was that
smart man.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
He was at his easy when. Yeah, you know, I've
got a buddy who still to this day, his dad
is a uh.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It trains coon dogs and you know I'm talking ships
them all over the world, right yeah, training on them
and selling and when you know, like I also have
another buddy who has two dogs in his house.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Neither one of them are trained.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Are terrible dog, great dogs, but terrible house dog.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I mean, it's the point where.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I'm sorry, buddy, like, uh, don't think I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Gonna be watching much football on Sundays at your.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
House because your dog.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
But I think it's also because I was spoiled by
being raised by a lot of people that their dogs
were they were pets, but they were working dogs. They
were they were cattle dogs, they were they were there
dogs that actually served a purpose and and were you know,
and acted accordingly.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
My neighbor has a business in there. They do rescue dogs.
That are these dogs are they're trained to help people,
And so I and I asked them one day, I said,
where do you get the dogs? And they said, uh,
these are dogs that couldn't make it in the military.
They didn't have the meanness of security. They're just they
(10:45):
were just playful, right, and and the so I never
even I didn't know anything about that. But I also
had another body of mine was a cop, and he
had a German shepherd that only spoke German, and in
that way, that way when they're arresting somebody and that
in the person's trying to talk to the dog. The
dog only understood German, you know, and for commands and stuff,
(11:05):
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay, that's I can see the strategy there.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
And he told me he's he's I said, is that
that dog mean? And he said that dog cannot wait
to bite somebody. He lives for that, you know. And
he said, boy, once you open that car door and
sick them in or whatever he says in German, you know,
good and tight or whatever he's he said, it is on.
And he said people would rather fight him than the dog.
(11:32):
That's what's funny, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Because I would, I mean, I would believe that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
At some point I grew up my walk, uh, in
my little hometown, my walk from my house to the
dairy queen involved walking past a a junk yard.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
A tow yard.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh yeah, he had Old Bill Mullen had Doberman painters. Yeah,
and they absolutely scared the hell out of me, as if.
And then by the time I got to you know,
high school age, uh, you know, I was petting on
and you know, I was yeah, yeah, but man as
(12:11):
a as a you know, eight year old kid trying
to walk to get a hip cone, that was it was.
I would walk and then as soon as I got
to that fence line, just dead sprint until I was
past it, which I think those dogs enjoyed even more
at that point.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, exactly. And that where they're gonna buy you or not.
I didn't even they like to chase. Well, you've been
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