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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:50):
Start out with the Bonehead Thursday bonehead French traffic controller
guy in the Paris. He was as sleepy he took
a nap.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
After he had told this plane to circle. It's commercial jet.
People on it. They're circling, and they're circling, and they
can hear him snoring.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And that's so French, that's so stereotypical cliche. Frind.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
After eighteen minutes, they contacted the airport and they had
the fire department had to break the door open and
wake him up. Oh god, that's just the best, best whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's a great start to my Thursday. Right there, I'm
the idiot that took five years worth of French even
though I grew up in Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
This is this is another crazy one. A behavior specialist.
All right, so right there, you know you got something.
This is in Rhode Island, Providence, Rhode Island. So a
child there at the school wanted to paint and and
and got upset. Especialist said no, you can't paint. We're
trying to and the child got mad and bitter bit
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the specialist so she bit her back.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This is like that idiot, the one of the dog
whispered guy. It was like, you're supposed to bite your
dog on the ear to show him dominance. Like I
don't think that. I don't think that's what you do
with kids, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You don't bite people.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It doesn't make it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'd like to know where this behavioral specialist was educated,
because I have some questions.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's like, uh, she's in jail. I'm sure, I'm a
behavior specialist. Oh really, Oh good to meet you, bend Over.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
My dad was a behavioral specialist. It was called having
a paddle and or a belt.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh yeah, my dad had a switch and you better
bring back you go cut one. You better bring back
a big and because he goes and gets his he's
coming back with a tuba boards. Well I just was
just I thought, yeah, man, I mean that's that's somebody
that shouldn't be in that job. Uh. Let's see. I
was looking here. Uh Seattle. Uh, I'm gonna make sure
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you get this right. Uh. Seattle had one of those
police chases like you see on TV where the car
jumped the drawbridge and it made it and the police
were chasing.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You see the video, Yeah, yeah, right out of a movie.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
They it destroyed the car, I mean the chassis was
bent orbed the car with it, but the guy got away.
He escaped, so it was a stolen car no way. Yeah.
So yeah, imagine that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
As I was watching the video, I was hoping the
cops would go flying like smoking the Bandit style, or
you know, just chase him.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh, yeah, they they weren't willing to risk it for
the biscuit.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
This is I think this is pretty good to Boom.
I think we're on our way to a Nobel Prize
because you can come up with something. I know. Here
is a Japanese scientist who won the Nobel Prize. He
painted zebra stripes on a cow. That was what now,
why did he do that?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It takes is somehow, it takes the cow's stress away,
that he's more of a you know, he sees another
zebra instead of a cow. He doesn't feel the stress apparently,
and he gives more milk.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That was That was my next question of how are
we exactly measuring the anxiety levels of cattle of.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
The volume of milk they give? So he gotta make sense,
you know. By next By tomorrow show, I want you
to have an idea for a stew make make some money.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I got a buddy who runs his family's dairy farm
up outside of Stephenville. I'm gonna have away there. Come
on this theory. Let's put this Japanese scientist to the test.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What's Puma and Obama doing to that cow out there
they're painting?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No, I don't think, so I don't think.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Uh, they're pushing him over a fence.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Searching through the droppings in the middle of the night,
might find something growing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh I know, I remember those Remember when those cows
they find the mutilated in a government Oh yeah, ship out?
Oh my god, crazy, Yeah it was Aliens. I think
it was your government. Uh. Here's Lansing, Michigan. Eleven year
old boy was expelled because his friend showed him his
pistol and the kid took the bullets out of the pistol.
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He was smart enough to drop the mag out, click
out all the bullets and give the kid his gun back.
And then he's been expelled because he gave the gun
back and didn't go give it to the teacher.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So I'm assuming the other kid got expelled also, the one.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, he brought the gun. But I mean, this kid
all to be Uh, they should make a hero out
of him instead of you know.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I meant out his buddy. But maybe you just
give him like one afternoon of detention, expelling him after
being the good guy in this That feels incredibly heavy handed.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah. By the way, a really good friend of mine, Uh,
his best friend grew up around guns he was cleaning
his nine millimeters yesterday he shot a hole right through
his hand. That's all he saw the picture of it.
He had to have surgery yesterday. He went right through
his He missed the bones and missed the tended. It
didn't get anything bad, but it was a hole. You
could see light.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
That was always That was always my fear as a kid,
because my grandpa would always tell the story of uh.
You know, basically a guy that sir. It wasn't my uncle,
but might as well been. He was around my grandpa
all the time, and he he shot himself through his uh,
through his bicep here it went through the muscle, didn't
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do any but he had You could see it. Anytime
he would flex, it would look like a Popeye muscle.
It was like a chunk was missing, so it made
his b up look like a cartoon Popeye.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I had the guy that taught me how to shoot.
He was a Navy seal and he was in Panama,
and you know, several of them, him and his whole
squad and a bunch of them got killed in that
Panama deal. They screwed up whoever was in charge of that.
But he said, I got shot and he had a
scar by his elbow, like right in here. You know
where you've been your elbow. He got hit by a
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nine millimeter there and he said, I'm rambo. That didn't hurt.
You know. He hurt, but not like you know. And
then he said, and then I took a three h
eight round from an a K through my through my leg. Okay,
time out. I'm done.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I'm out. I'm out. I'm not you got me, I'm out. Yeah,
playing paintball, I'm hit. Don't hit me again. I'm done.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I'm out, he said, And he showed me that scar, and.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Ah lee, I can't imagine that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That was not it was not pretty. But he did
not like his commander guy it was in charge, in
charge of that deal, and the one that screwed it
up for him. They did not. There was a couple
of guys in I think a whole lot of him.
Here's the most I don't know what they based it on,
the ten most affordable states in the US. I always
like these lists. And remember these come from another place.
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We got them in there. You know, they come across
and there. It might be a BusinessWeek, it might be
who knows what, but uh, they say number ten. Uh,
now this would be I guess cities. I'm gonna I'm
gonna make sure you get the city. No, it's States.
Oh okay, it is States because I wrote Kent and
I thought that said Kent, you know Washington, but it's Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Ah. There we go, then riding abbreviation.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Somebody's sitting there right now going why am I listening
to this dumb ass? I mean this is north? Uh,
I want to say north to it last.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, well there's only two there.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's North Dakota. Although it looks like an A, it's
a d Alabama. Number eight, Yeah, who do want live?
Number seven Iowa?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
The same way, North Dakota. I'm sure it's cheap. Is
hell to live there? There's nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What was there saying forty below keeps the riff half
out there?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You go exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, Number seven Iowa, Iowa. Number six Louisiana. There ain't
a whole lot. Number five Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I mean again, they had to pay their citizens to
move their originally.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Right yeah, Oklahoma right now will still pay you to come.
Cities up there will pay you and help you get
a house and all kinds of stuff. South Dakota number four.
Number three is West Virginia. By the way, West Virginia's
state flowers or satellite dish.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Every time I know it's coming, and it's.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Every time I would get to do it. Get Brad
Paisley's from West Virginia. He's the one told me that joke,
So saw I always like that. Uh, Mississippi was number two.
Arkansas is number one. So if you're looking for an
affordable place to live, you've.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Got to actually here. Arkansas might not be number one
on that lift for long.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, it's turning around. People are hearing about it and
starting to buy up there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I mean I canue. We did a trip fifty miles
on the Buffalo River right through the heart of Arkansas
whenever I was in high school, and it still to
this day. Some of the prettiest country I've ever seen.
I mean it, there are pockets of Arkansas that I mean. Hell,
even if you watch Deliverance, the river is beautiful, it's
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the it's the people.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You got to watch around there. Yeah, but I used
to go up into Arkansas. I'd go ever six months.
I had a good friend that lived up there, so
I could stay at his house. But I would buy
junk cars out of Arkansas, and you could get them
so much cheaper, and they were in pretty good shape.
I mean, weren't even better than here, you know. But
I bought, sir. I bought a sixty two and Pala
out of there that a guy drives to this day.
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And it was in a scrapyard, sitting on the roof
of a car. And I think I paid fifteen hundred
bucks for it. It was a complete sixty two in Pala,
and he used every piece of it. Man, I mean,
it's a good looking car, was white, blue and deer.
I think he still is. Anyway, harrowell on time. You
want one more bonehead.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You get me one more on the way out here.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
All right. Here's a sixty year old Dutch guy. He
was living in Thailand. Now, he tied a chain to
an ATM machine there in Thailand.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What a great start, and.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Drug it with his truck and he tried to steal it.
I couldn't pronounce his name if I had to, But
he's got ten years in prison there. That's what that
is in Thailand for doing that. But you know they
did that right here in Dripping Springs, Texas, where I live,
and there's a video of it while it's happening from
the from across the street. These guys just threw a
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chain around it and drug it out of the deal
and a deputy sheriff drives by at the exact same
time that's happening.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
What unfortunate timing.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
He's I'm not sure if he's still a depity share
or not. I mean, it just seems like as you're
driving through town, we ain't got it, we got a
bunch of banks. Seems like i'd be something. You'd look,
make sure nobody's you didn't stop, he didn't stop, didn't
see it. You can see them doing it, and you
can see him driving by and there's nobody on the
road because it's three in the morning.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And maybe he should try to be a behavioral specialist
and deputy.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Now there you go, all right, thanks for listening to
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