May 1, 2025 • 5 mins
"Do you think 1 comedian could defeat three 14 year old boys in a fight?" This provocative question kicks off an episode filled with laughter, debates, and exciting announcements on The Ben and Skin Show. Hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff "Skin" Wade, Kevin "KT" Turner, and Krystina "K-Ray" Ray bring their unique blend of humor and local insights to the forefront, making this episode a must-listen.John Mulaney's announcement about fighting three 14-year-old boys on his show adds a bizarre twist. Who would win? You decide, after listening to this segment!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, don't forget tomorrow, Ben and Skin Show Downtown
Garland at Fortunate Son. There is a USL team coming
to the DFW and there's a huge announcement tomorrow with
us about their team name, their crest and their colors,
and we're doing it at Fortunate Son, Ben and Skin
Show three to six.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Do not miss out. We're gonna have a blast coming
up in the next hour.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
We're gonna give you a chance to win tickets to
see Ghost at Dicky's. But you gotta be listening to
know it's very important. But right now it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
For this juice your moves hot gods.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
If you come, stay on top in the Hibby woot shovel.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Netflix has a show that airs live every Wednesday night
at nine pm. It's called Everybody's Live with John Mulaney,
and last night's episode happens you do the thing they
always do. They have a talk about a topic for
about forty five fifty minutes. They have musical guests. But
he kept teasing at the end of the show, I've
got a very special announcement. Now I knew that he
(01:03):
just like released some like tour dight, so I was like,
surely he's not gonna just do that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Surely there's more.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So I waited past the weird Maggie Rodgers John Kel
Music music guest situation.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He is very strange. Oh my god, that's badass.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
And then he goes and here is his announcement at
the end of last night show.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
If I promise an announcement, and here's what it is.
As many of you know, there's currently a lot of
online discourse about who would win in a fight between
one hundred men and a gorilla. Is prompted a debate
in our writer's room about whether three fourteen year old
boys could beat up me John mullaney. So on our
final episode of the season, May twenty eighth, the theme
will be teen Night. We will be talking about many
(01:46):
teen issues, and I John mulaney will square off in
a very real fight against three fourteen year old books.
Is this legal so far? We think so. It's not assault.
We know that, and we're adding every step of it
to be clear. I want to be clear. This isn't
gonna be like a fun funny fight, like It's gonna
(02:06):
be me fighting these children and then fighting me as
hard as we can. So if you or anyone you
know has access to a fourteen year old boy who
was willing to fight me John mulaney and might need
to get something out of his system. Please have their
parent or guardian, not the minor, contact us at the
email below. I want to fight John m'laney at email.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's amazing. Oh my god, he's gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You can't not do it now? Oh you can. Well,
if it's not legal, if you have to deliver this,
I don't. I don't think the lawyers will let it happen.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right well, the whole The best part is we think
it's legal so far.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, that's the best part. But hypothetically, I think I
don't know if he could beat up three fourteen year olds.
I don't think he works out.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
He's got a broken he might be having to get
hip replacement surgery.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He tours the labram. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean,
and he's an old forty three. Yeah, he went hard.
Oh god, I thought he was closer to a dude.
He's been drinking because he was thirteen.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Who would you take in that fight, John mullaney or
three fourteen year old boys?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Three fourteen year old boy.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'd have to get a look at the fourteen year
old boys.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, because oh my god, please pull that I want sake. Ah, Hell,
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Uh, I think you know it's like me at fourteen
is way different than Ben at fourteen.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Like you know this will develop.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Three of me probably could not have taken John mulaney,
but three of Ben probably could have.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So he's got three episodes until this final episode, and
I think he will give us updates on it for
the next three weeks because a bit that he already
did this year was he wanted to get as many
men as he could, one inch at a time in
terms of height that knew their height from like four
feet to seven feet and he just wanted to get
him in a line. And it was hard to find
a four foot guy and then a four foot one
(04:05):
guy and a four foot two guy.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And he did it get them to agree.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, he pulled it off, but it took forever to
get people who knew their actual height and they could
like actually get it measured.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So he'll update us on this and I'm sure he'll
tell us about the vetting process. This is great because wonderful.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I mean, I, like I said, I I didn't like
this show enough to keep watching it. But I do
like the idea that he's clearly just trying to waste
everyone's time fun with the fourat you know, it's just
let's waste an entire season of people's time, which I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Again, I love the promo.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
He's standing in front of a car and he goes, well, Mom,
I'm so dumb.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Why do I have this kick ass car? It's really badass.
Just a great way to phrase it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
He is a fourteen year old boys, and that the parents,
he was very clear about that the parents have to
or guardian email.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, or guardian has to be the ones that email.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They're gonna get a collection of probably five hundred to
one thousand fourteen year old boys here, and they're gonna
whittle it down, probably have heights.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
And how many fourteen year old boys would it take
to beat one gorilla?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh, a thousand. I might take ten million.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, there'd be too so hard to organize ten million.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Let's start working on that. We'll do that with our
promo crew. We'll start working on that in this commercial break.
All right, coming up next, we go around the sports.
Uh oh, Luca is out of the playoffs. We'll talk
about what it means next.
All right, don't forget tomorrow, Ben and Skin Show Downtown
Garland at Fortunate Son. There is a USL team coming
to the DFW and there's a huge announcement tomorrow with
us about their team name, their crest and their colors,
and we're doing it at Fortunate Son, Ben and Skin
Show three to six.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Do not miss out. We're gonna have a blast coming
up in the next hour.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
We're gonna give you a chance to win tickets to
see Ghost at Dicky's. But you gotta be listening to
know it's very important. But right now it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
For this juice your moves hot gods.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
If you come, stay on top in the Hibby woot shovel.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Netflix has a show that airs live every Wednesday night
at nine pm. It's called Everybody's Live with John Mulaney,
and last night's episode happens you do the thing they
always do. They have a talk about a topic for
about forty five fifty minutes. They have musical guests. But
he kept teasing at the end of the show, I've
got a very special announcement. Now I knew that he
(01:03):
just like released some like tour dight, so I was like,
surely he's not gonna just do that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Surely there's more.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So I waited past the weird Maggie Rodgers John Kel
Music music guest situation.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He is very strange. Oh my god, that's badass.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
And then he goes and here is his announcement at
the end of last night show.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
If I promise an announcement, and here's what it is.
As many of you know, there's currently a lot of
online discourse about who would win in a fight between
one hundred men and a gorilla. Is prompted a debate
in our writer's room about whether three fourteen year old
boys could beat up me John mullaney. So on our
final episode of the season, May twenty eighth, the theme
will be teen Night. We will be talking about many
(01:46):
teen issues, and I John mulaney will square off in
a very real fight against three fourteen year old books.
Is this legal so far? We think so. It's not assault.
We know that, and we're adding every step of it
to be clear. I want to be clear. This isn't
gonna be like a fun funny fight, like It's gonna
(02:06):
be me fighting these children and then fighting me as
hard as we can. So if you or anyone you
know has access to a fourteen year old boy who
was willing to fight me John mulaney and might need
to get something out of his system. Please have their
parent or guardian, not the minor, contact us at the
email below. I want to fight John m'laney at email.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's amazing. Oh my god, he's gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You can't not do it now? Oh you can. Well,
if it's not legal, if you have to deliver this,
I don't. I don't think the lawyers will let it happen.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right well, the whole The best part is we think
it's legal so far.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, that's the best part. But hypothetically, I think I
don't know if he could beat up three fourteen year olds.
I don't think he works out.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
He's got a broken he might be having to get
hip replacement surgery.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He tours the labram. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean,
and he's an old forty three. Yeah, he went hard.
Oh god, I thought he was closer to a dude.
He's been drinking because he was thirteen.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Who would you take in that fight, John mullaney or
three fourteen year old boys?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Three fourteen year old boy.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'd have to get a look at the fourteen year
old boys.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, because oh my god, please pull that I want sake. Ah, Hell,
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Uh, I think you know it's like me at fourteen
is way different than Ben at fourteen.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Like you know this will develop.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Three of me probably could not have taken John mulaney,
but three of Ben probably could have.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So he's got three episodes until this final episode, and
I think he will give us updates on it for
the next three weeks because a bit that he already
did this year was he wanted to get as many
men as he could, one inch at a time in
terms of height that knew their height from like four
feet to seven feet and he just wanted to get
him in a line. And it was hard to find
a four foot guy and then a four foot one
(04:05):
guy and a four foot two guy.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And he did it get them to agree.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, he pulled it off, but it took forever to
get people who knew their actual height and they could
like actually get it measured.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So he'll update us on this and I'm sure he'll
tell us about the vetting process. This is great because wonderful.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I mean, I, like I said, I I didn't like
this show enough to keep watching it. But I do
like the idea that he's clearly just trying to waste
everyone's time fun with the fourat you know, it's just
let's waste an entire season of people's time, which I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Again, I love the promo.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
He's standing in front of a car and he goes, well, Mom,
I'm so dumb.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Why do I have this kick ass car? It's really badass.
Just a great way to phrase it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
He is a fourteen year old boys, and that the parents,
he was very clear about that the parents have to
or guardian email.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, or guardian has to be the ones that email.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They're gonna get a collection of probably five hundred to
one thousand fourteen year old boys here, and they're gonna
whittle it down, probably have heights.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
And how many fourteen year old boys would it take
to beat one gorilla?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh, a thousand. I might take ten million.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, there'd be too so hard to organize ten million.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Let's start working on that. We'll do that with our
promo crew. We'll start working on that in this commercial break.
All right, coming up next, we go around the sports.
Uh oh, Luca is out of the playoffs. We'll talk
about what it means next.
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