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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're gonna have a lot of fun here to wrap
things up and to prove it it's time for this.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Right So I've got a lot of my year in
goodies that I'm ready to disperse this week. On Thursday,
the Ben and Skin Show Clip of the Year clip
show countdown will happen, though, and I've posted a doc
that you can go vote on at kt fun tweets
on social media. You can vote as many times as
you want, vote for as many clips as you want.
(00:33):
You can't hear them, but I've titled the clips and
you can just guess what they are, and then I
will tally the results and put them in order, and
we'll go through that on Thursday. But another thing I've
done for today and tomorrow is the TV show Bloopers
of the Year, and I created my own top twenty ool.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We'll start with number twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Of course, when Rick Springfield made an appearance on the
Today Show and then was insulted twice.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
How many Rick Springfield fans are there out here?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm all, oh, yeah, eight, six, seven, five, three o.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Two zones very close. But again, I've got big fans.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They're big fans of Rich We are okay, so then
the next clip, so was he there on set when
they were doing He's probably about to jump.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
He was about to be inside for an interview. Oh
my god, they're singing the wrong song. That wasn't one
of his.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So now he's doing the sit down interview inside and
the guy is kind of nodding off or falling asleep,
and Rick and Springflank calls him out on that we are.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Truly taking on the life of its own after I
recorded it, and am I boring? Actually it's really don't
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'll probably the guy's just kind of talking about his
new album. Now I recorded it. That's when I was
three am to do the Today Show. That's good, dude,
they started singing the wrong song. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Falling one day as well.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
For Rick Springfield, Yes, number nineteen on the TV News
Bloopers of the Year. One of my favorite cities in America.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That includes areas around West seven mile mcnipples, wy Yoming.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Mcnipples. Why mcnipples Wyoming. She's just trying to say McNichols. Yeah,
that's pretty tough. Yeah, But why was his mind going there?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
What was he thinking about? Yeah? What was he looking at?
A dirty dog.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Probably some boops, because that's that's like when people fart
right in the air.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Because they're thinking about it, like, yeah, are they say fart?
It is probably because they had a fart going on.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But Chevy Chase being at the perfume counter that Grocery
Stories says Nippley in here, I mean Nippy out here, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
That is I need to watch.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I usually end up watching that pretty much every year
because it's on TV all the time. But Rocks was
telling me that she hadn't seen it, and I was like,
come on, what I was like, I mean, yes, I
get why you wouldn't have, but come on, we gotta
gotta do it. It's so quotable. Yeah, I can't see
the lines, can you? Russ? That girl behind the counter
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is pulling up her entire leg and showing her panties
like where they are?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yes, it's so great.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Why I shot up there number eighteen. I've labeled this
fantastic start overall, a fantastic tartart start, this fantastic start.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
She was thinking about it, right she was. And see,
I wonder how often are women thinking about that? You know?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, So the truth is, and we never talked about
this is that women fart just as much as guys.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Right, but it's there's such a double standard for it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And we have you ever seen those videos on social
media where it's like a guy walks in to propose
to his girlfriend and she's asleep and he's gonna wake
her up with flowers and a big proposal, and she
just kind of waking up. She farts as she wakes up,
and he immediately puts the neck pillow around his neck
and grabs a rolling suitcase and walks out the door
and leaves her life forever.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yeah, yep, don't don't think till they have to do
his part.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We'll just part now.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It is weird because some of this we've uh, we
take advantage of it. We've brought some of this culture
on her own because guys are gross. Guys high five
and hoot and holler, and I think like guys are
more likely to fart in front of each other. Yeah,
you know, so it is weird. But I wonder what
the ladies do when they all go out for Ladies' Night.
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You think they're all don't have a little party friend
in the group. You think they're just farting it up.
Or they're like, I wonder, gross, Tamantha, what you eat?
Let'd you eat?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm assuming if they do.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They're really good at keeping secrets because they never tell
us or never talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What's going on in Dallas that whole thing. Right. Uh, look,
I'm saying where the clock is.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I've got some left, So let's do seventeen through eleven
and we'll do that next.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
By yes, you are rocking with the Eagle. Thank you
for listening today, Thank you for listening every day. Thanks
for making us a part of your daily routine. This
segment right here is brought to you by Torchies. Dude,
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Speaker 3 (05:33):
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Speaker 1 (05:33):
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Speaker 2 (05:38):
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Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, but the Crossroads is one of my favorite tacos
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Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm gonna be having about four of them on Wednesday.
So here's the deal, exactly what Kevin is saying there.
We are doing our first ever live remote broadcasts from
a Torchies tacos and we're doing it at the one
in Frisco this Wednesday. So we'll be there Wednesday from
three to six. We'd love to have you come join us.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's basically one twenty one in Preston Road and Frisco.
We love, love, love Frisco. Obviously, it's just north of
one twenty one and right next to Stonebriar Mall. It's
a great area over there, and man, we would love
it if you have a chance to come support us
at a remote It means a lot to us, but
especially when it's, you know, the first time that we've
ever been somewhere like we would love to have a
(06:43):
bunch of people come out and enjoy Torchies with us.
That Torches, by the way, also carries our beer skin
and I are invested in a brewery called Rollertown Beer
Works and Torches Carries Rollertown, So we'll be there sipping
on some big Germans and enjoying some delicious food. And
do I understand the that's right on Wednesday. These are
some of the best giveaways we've ever had. What do
we give it away?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I'm told that we're gonna have two pairs of
Math tickets to give away and a pair of tickets
to go see Yellow Card. Damn who they're bighead Ocean
Avenue is just a sweet banger. If Christina was here,
she would definitely agree. By the late Christina's birthday tomorrow,
Ben Oh, but I think in the three o'clock hour
we'll give away a pair of Maths tickets. In the
(07:25):
five o'clock hour, we'll give away a pair of Maths tickets,
and then we'll sandwich it in the four pm hour
with a pair of Yellow Card tickets. Basically, just come
out and see us at the Torches and Frisco off
Preston Road and sign up with someone. We'll have someone
there and you can just sign up and then we'll
do the drawing at the end of the hour and
have people be on their way. I cannot believe I've
been on the show is at twenty thirteen. I cannot
(07:45):
believe we've never done a show at a Torchies.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, it's the first time ever.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Crazy to me, Like, for instance, like last Friday we
did I was just thinking about this the other day.
Last Friday, we did our show at Pluckers in Dallas,
but we finished up another run where we're at Pluckers
all football season long, and we've done that for almost
like ten years now, and I was just thinking about that.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The other day, like how crazy that is.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's all like this seasonal thing, Like at the end
of the week during football season, we go into our
show at Pluckers. It's been that way forever, and it'd
be awesome to go to a Torchies. I can't believe it,
after two eighty years, finally doing a show at a Torchies.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's an honor, and I hope it leads to us
doing a ton of remotes and a ton of business
with Torches because we obviously are huge fans.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
We love, love, love Torchies.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So come hang out with us on Wednesday at the
Torchies and Frisco.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I mean they carry Rollertown. How great is this?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Basically their family to us and again it's right next
to Stonebrier Mall twenty nine forty seven Preston Road with
lots of giveaways. That is going to be a spectacular
remote this Wednesday at the Torchies in Frisco. But we're
smack dab in the middle of some glorious content. So
right now we're going to get right back to it
with more on that. Here's Kevin.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yes, I have the top twenty TV News bloopers of
the year. We'll do ten through one tomorrow, so we'll
get to eleven today and I left us off at
number seventeen. Now, before we start playing this, I do
want to remind everyone you can vote for the end
of the year clips from our show. That will be
the entire show Thursday. Like we're just gonna do the
(09:09):
Clip of the Year countdown on Thursday. A lot of
people are asking me if I was gonna put all
these together. It's like, yeah, I got you. I got
just been doing that for many years, so and thank
you for that. It's a lot of work, but it's
fun to do, and you know, Christina helps pull them
and then but I love putting them on the document
and let people vote on them even though they haven't
heard them.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
They're voting on what they think might be funny. How
many are there? I haven't decided yet. Still, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm trying to map it out on the clock how
many we could squeeze into the show. I would prefer
to do forty one. Okay, for Dirk, you should do
forty one. The other alternative is really to do twenty
five because it's your twenty twenty five okay, So there's
no middle ground here. It's either twenty five or forty
one clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, if you hate Dirk, do twenty five. But if
you love Dirk like most of us, do forty one.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Then forty one. If it's the whole show, surely we
can get through forty one. Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
So number seventeen though TV News bloopers of the Year,
I did cobble together a romo montage, okay, and then.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Another hold right there. I think it was because Chavante's
been yep money this year. Let's see if they go
to him the money.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
The rare times you get one on one outside of
CD today one foot not two feet. It's a great job.
I blew where you fight and right for to the
Midwest first intent you prove it every week.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Come up?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Sorry, palm as well. We got an NFL update, Adam Shine,
what do you have.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Jim and TONI I have a gunner Helm touchdown for
you on national and tight ends day.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Why nots Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I had to throw in the crazy voices at the
end and the Jim Nance. Yeah, Jim Nance shows up. Okay,
this is Jim Nance after he scares some kids at
a haunted house.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That is awesome. Ye all right, so there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Let's go to number sixteen TV news bloopers of the
year that keep kept track of what a failed tease
this is.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You'll learn how your yours.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
You know, someports it all. She's like, I'm out whatever,
we'll be back.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's just gonna get worse if I keep trying to
do it together. That's understanding that you're not gonna save
the day.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
That is. Look, it's third and fifteen or off, it's
in blindmen are tired.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Let's just let's just get the butter.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, check down, Yeah, sorry, here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You'll learn how your yours. We'll be right back. Smart
they why pitch to Barry bonds just get around to
forget put the rudder on.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
This happened on Fox Sports one.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
This guy was talking about tentacles doing a college basketball game.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
They called him that is Spanish for octopus. He may
only have two arms, but the way he plays defense. Yeah,
they think he's got eight sensacals. We're all over the
place on all same exact same place.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That feels like a bet. Yeah, Its like he was
at like set.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Up right, like people asking dare him to say word
in the broadcast.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Right, I think he's got eight senscals. Were all over
the place on all over the place. Okay, what was
this lady thinking about number fourteen? Probably always eight and.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I'm going to enjoy about it?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What did I say?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Because that's I'm anyway seated? He seated, heats she was
thinking about it. Yep, your stomach was rumbling all of that. Yep.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
This one at number thirteen, just some good political talk. Ben,
they're talking about the election.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
We did catch up to voters on this Halloween about
what's giving them frights and kills ahead of this erection election?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Really right, right and chills.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Well, you don't know if it's going to be like
a you know, too big of a situation and it's
got you worried.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Naturally as a as a straight man, you know, yeah,
I would be frightened if it were.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
But I wonder if I mean, it could be a
Dirk Diggler situation, is a Scrooge situation.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm like, all in, still don't understand why they had
to put that scene in the Chair Company.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I don't either. I don't know could they?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You know what I was? I asked myself every day
did I really like that show or not? And I
think I end up at yeah, okay, because I think
about it probably more than any other show, but I'm
not sure that I enjoyed it at the time.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well the movie was kind of like that too. There's
parts friendship, yea Friendship where you're like, uh, did I
like this?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
This is one of the best things ever. I like
this part in this part, but it's it's odd man.
Let's represent local here. Number twelve TV News Bloopers of
the Year. Scottie Scheffer one of our best homegrown athletes
at the British Open, but Mike was on around him.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Chanfler, what are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
There's so much to say about that shows somebody else
a cup face.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It just a little bit a week from behind. It
just helps. He's down the green as well.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's like you as a barming a trumpet up.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
The green.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
It was like a duck crowl a duck call man.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I need my pantry needs to some grease on it.
I was so crazy. And then number eleven, we'll do
ten through one tomorrow. At this point in the show,
number eleven, we go to Oklahoma. Because the State Fair
of Oklahoma is not very big. No one talks about it.
They don't have a huge tall guy that sings wild songs.
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But here is a clip from the Oklahoma State Fair,
number eleven TV News Bloopers of the Year.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
The state Fair is getting closer, so you don't have
to wait much longer.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
To get Hey, listen to this dial dog Dorito's bomb.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
That sounds like a trip to the restroom.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
After that, so to me exactly the hotdogs a fickle
which is sliced, battered and rolled.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Wow, Okay, we got to move along.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
I can't breathe, I can't bree I would.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Just be crop gusting them midway. Whoa lady gets back
to what we were talking about. Man, she did it
on a newscast. Yes, they don't have to, but she did.
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There we go.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
So yeah, we'll be tend through one tomorrow including Pete
Delkis being fully unhinged.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
All right, that's good enough. Don't forget Wednesday. We'll be
at the Torchies, Tacos and Frisco. We'd love for you
to come join us. It's basically one twenty one in Preston.
It's gonna be awesome. We're gonna be giveaway MAVs tickets
coming up. Now, you're gonna play some music and then
where you get some MAVs Action, mAbs and jazz tonight
right here on ninety seven point one Eagle