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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Finish is coming up next, but right now
it's time for this, all.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Right, So on Thursday we will do the Ben and
Skin Show Clip of the Year clip show countdown the
best clips of the year, as voted on by our fans,
all right. I put the Google link out there at
kt fun tweets on social media. You can find it
and you can go vote on that. We'll do that
whole clip show on Thursday. But what I have prepared
also is the top twenty TV news bloopers of the year.
(00:34):
This has been a lot of those. You track them
by the month I put them together. These are all
kind of in my order, so you know, don't judge
that too harshly. We'll do tent through one today. Yesterday
we did twenty through eleven, so we'll do tent through
one today. Learn out in Portland, Well, a lady said
way too much during a news story.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh the police wouldn't let me go to through one
hundred and twenty seconds, so I had to go around
one hundred and nineteenth. They let me look at the
lawyer's building. I know the vacuum cleaner man, he's seen
my d I know that's not going on TV.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But it's true.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm not here to lie to you.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I'm here to lie to you. That is one of
my favorite things.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Ever, It's like she swerved way out of the way
to give that little commentary, that little nugget, he's seen
my blanks.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
The vacuum cleaner man I, which is not like a
colling guy that's going door to door.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And I mean, she could have said that in so
many ways. I've shown him to him, well you had
a relationship or whatever, but she just said he's seen him.
So we don't know how he saw him. Was he
peeking in like the curtains. We don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Beautiful, Thank you lady. Let's go to number nine.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Just a tough word for a news anchor to say.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Just a position. I can't even say just a position. No,
just a position. I guess, just a position, Alan, I
serve you don't help me out.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Right, shop juxtaposition. I can't say it. There's an ex
in there. Okay. First of all, listen to her boss
Allen around right.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, she can't say it, and she says just a
position a few times and then she goes Allan, I
swear to help me right now, Like they're like, yeah, like,
have something going on there?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Right?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
My first size, there's a greater than zero chance she
has led him around by a leash attached to.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
A leather collar on set. It's like, what is reverse cowgirl?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's just a position, Just.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
A position, I guess, just a position, Allen, I serve
you don't help me.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Out right, shop, Alan's up the only one laughing, guys,
I swear if you don't help me, Alan, I will
tell your wife everything.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We always love State Fair season because you know, you're
always trying the foods and they're going out and doing
news special there here's our number eight TV news clip
of the year, still.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Cooking as well?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is there anything else.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Why I eat this? You want to tell people at home.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
About, Well, it's the best balls you have in my
mouth all day?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I would agree.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Very flavorball, Yeah, very flavorful, very flavorful.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
What is the best flavor of those?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, look, you ever go somewhere and they're not
having like food that you want, just make sure you
have your sack of pepper patty.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Balls that you can ask you guys. Not remembering the
chair company joke? No, what episode was I think.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
One of the episode seven, the guy says he takes
his pepper patty balls with him.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, weird sho last one before we go to the
big finish here. Uh, I accidentally labeled it wrong too,
So we have two number eights this year. Definitely on
top of things. But this was the hot dog eating contest.
They also do a lemonade drinking contest where we had
bad Lands Booker, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Bad Lands Booker a new world record.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Hellen of Nathan's famous lemonade.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So we've got an anchor ruining a murder story. Why
was there porn music on the Channel eight set? And
much more next on ninety seven one The Eagle, Ben and.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle, Thanks for
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Speaker 5 (05:50):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We are down to the top seven TV news bloopers
of the year. Now, the clips from our show we
will do Thursday, all right, all year. We've given our
listeners the chance to vote on that as well. I've
got a Google form up that you can go vote
on that. So I'm gonna organize it and get it ready.
But I've got all the clips from our show throughout
the year. That'll be fun. We'll do that. On Thursday,
(06:14):
Number seven takes us to an anchor ruining a murder story.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Now it six thirty.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
A young woman is shot and seriously hurt in Chicago's
Lawn Deal neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
What police they led to that gunfire?
Speaker 10 (06:27):
She spoke with new Special Shriff Park about the far,
the frightening moments, and the ultimate relief when the victim
was safe.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, right, that can be the ultimate relief though.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
About the far, the frightening moments, and the ultimate relief
when the victim was safe.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I like that though.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Think about it, Ben, A fart can be a frightening moment,
but it can also be the ultimate relief, right you
either way?
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Yeah, the fartening, about the far, the frightening moments, and
the old that's.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Because he was parting, right, don't we always assume that always?
This is a volunteer who just said a little too
much on the air, but he got his message across,
So we like this.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
This is the number six TV Duws Blooper the year.
Everyone's got a great reason for being here.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We got popsicles being hit out.
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Devin, you said, what, I'm here because I have to
be here because I told my wife so I have
to have proof that I'm here.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Where else what do you think you would be?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
All right, well you're here lying, Oh, guys looking for proof?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
God, very person he gets asked, he drops a little
all right here.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
All of his bros go in with him.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
On the laugh.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
All right, well you're here lying? God, you what that
sounds there? That sound is similar to the sound. It's
just the male version of that sound that chick made
to me when I when they were playing with the
squirt gumes.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
He's basically saying, Look, I'm trapped in this marriage. I
said I was going to be here. I'll be in
huge trouble if it's not proof that I'm here. So
just let me get some proof. And there's where else
would you be? And then he starts thinking about all
the funny'd be having to be somewhere else.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Here's the moment Sconner's referencing to go.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
We played a game called and Wilder where we did
trivia and squirted each other with who squirted more?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
She knows she put herself up on that tee. All right,
well you're here lying, I'm here.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
They'll turn here because I have to be here, because
I told my wife, So I have to have proof
that I'm here.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Where else what do you think you would be? All right, Well,
you're lying, I don't hang out with that guy. That's awesome, Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Number five, I simply I'm simply titled Delcas is Unhinged.
Channel eight's Pete Delcas going in on Cynthia is a UNA.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Speaking of traveling, I want to give a shout out
to Jason Whiteley. I'm planning a trip to Houston to
go to NASA, and you know, read all about it
and see all about it, and he really put together
really nice itinerary for me.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Haven't you lived here your whole life?
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Not in Houston?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
He lived in Houston. Huh, you've never been to Houston.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Well, I've been there a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
But text, Okay, I got it. Okay, I thought it
was going on.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
You met for the first time.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Okay, that makes sense. Okay, But yeah, so thanks Jason.
Has he lived there for a long time?
Speaker 12 (09:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Yeah, Hailey joys our producer, Haley, I want you to
know that none of this she.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Could have done this in a text or a phone
call to Jason. Are talking about in the newsroom. So
my time starts right now. Let me show you what's.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Let me tell you just the random stuff that comes
out of her mouth.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Greg Prairie, an inch and a quarter.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
I was at this event today at the Dallas Women's Club,
and I had so many people ask me, do you
actually like Cynthia? No, and of course I do. I said,
she has just this endearing quality. I'm still looking for it,
but yes, of course I like Cynthia and it should
and I ladies today was you wouldn't believe what she
says to me during a commercial break. I'm certain that
(10:17):
her pastor would not be happy about that, but I
have a forgiving heart and it should.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
A quarter in Grand Prairie. That's so much, Raine, that's
what you picked up yesterday, he said, time starts now.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, I really am a lesser person for having heard that. Again,
that is so uncomfortable. So dude, I hate every second
of that. Tell what's happening.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I will say with him that she could have thanked
her coworker just kind of behind the scenes.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
No no, no, no, no, no no no. This is
not Cynthia's fault. It's not Chris's fault, it's not Pete's fault.
It's the producers that go, we want you guys to
have a lot of small talk, and they have They don't.
They aren't prepared for small talk, so they think of
the first thing that pops into their minds, it's my broadcast,
and say there's like, yeah, I'm gonna go to Houston,
shout out Jason Whitley. I mean it's you know, it's
(11:04):
they're putting them in a position. Hey in the middle
of the news makes small talk like you're on an
elevator and about to get off the floor.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
But Delcas made it real personal.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
He did. People want to know if I hate her,
I say, it seems like that, and maybe I should,
but I don't. I have a forgiving heart.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm at the flex that he was at an event
at the Dallas Women's Club.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
He was doing a big and making fun of her
again there because then he went off on a wild tangent.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
I thought he was saying, look, I don't hate old women.
I actually went to the Dallas Club today.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I love Delcas. Yeah, he's great. Number four TV News
be for the year sounds like a female news anchor. Farted.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Queensland are still without power this morning, making storm recovery
efforts even more difficult.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Really, just tech Tuesday, It's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh my god?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
All right, did he say a Teco Tuesday Taco stock.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Number three?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Remember we had a snake in Garland, remember the never
Python and Garland.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Well, Channel eight was covering it on their morning show.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
But then we discovered this is actually audio from our
show reacting to that because we discovered there for some
reason while doing the story, had some porn music going
on in the background with Greg Fields and the lady.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Here's Channel Ate.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
One man in Garland says he was so terrified of
this fifty.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Book python he jumped on top of his truck. I
would too, the Garland Animal show porn music.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
The music is a terrible choice.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
This is some galon Greg Fields of the Channel Late
morning shows. So I guess start of trying to wake
everyone up in a soul tree way?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Isn't this show? This show is? This is the morning?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
It's called am Poundtown, right, I think Dang's get up
this morning?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah, they say.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
It took a few tries a lot of patients, but
they didn't see and impounded.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That has got to escape from someone's did you hear
the moon from Greg Fields.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Out of patience.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
But they did safely capture and impound it. Damn, that
has got to escape from someone's home watching Yes, okay.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
Impounded that has.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
The music.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
He's moaning while she says watch it. She says, watch
him pound it, and the moans.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
And impounded that has got to escape from someone's home
collects them.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
That's not like natural.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Feature him like staring at her in whatever she's wearing,
and he's admired it.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Damn he's standing on the desk. It was so weird.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I can guarantee you Greg Fields has never enjoyed sex
humor of any kind.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Number two TV News Blue where year comes from Baseball.
The son of Harry Carey is Chip Carry. He had
quite a slip up on a weird promotion.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Disability Pride Night is Thursday, July tenth and with the
theme ticket fans take home a Cardinals cat featuring the
Disability Pride flag and Cardinals in Braille details at Cardinals
dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Slash theme.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Need that one top of the zone not open either
the one one pitch.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
God Ability Pride flag and Cardinals.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Rail Disability Pride flag. When you get both groups together
into one.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
All right, well we've all been waiting for I guess
this is number one.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Oh my god, and it is. It's a foreign anchor lady,
but she makes a weird sound.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And then the second part of this clip, I'm they
pulled a drop of it and brought it back later
in the show, so you'll know what you here.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Any time. Stuck in his throat.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Was what was that noise?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
You've never.
Speaker 12 (15:19):
You never made that noise?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Oh my god. Okay, so there's the noise.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And then they pulled a drop of it, and then
I started playing it randomly.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
The hell was that he's never made that noise before?
My ring tone, We've just got the sounds.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Oh, there we go. Have a lovely weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
One out.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Is good, great work, Kat, There you go the news
bloopers of the year, and that's going to do it
for us today. No maps tonight, though, so stick around.
We'll have music all night long right here on ninety
seven point one.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
K E Jailed Eagle