August 5, 2025 • 6 mins
"What happens when Paul Rudd, Jack Black, and a giant snake collide on Christmas Day?"In this laugh-out-loud edition of The Ben and Skin Show, the crew dives into the absurdity of Hollywood’s latest fever dream: a satirical Anaconda reboot starring the ever-lovable Paul Rudd and Jack Black—with a surprise appearance by the legendary Steve Zahn. Is it a parody? A midlife crisis movie? A Tropic Thunder-style jungle disaster? No one knows for sure, but one thing’s clear: “It’s gonna be a big f***ing snake, and it’s gonna rip!”
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Juicy news, hot God, every gonna come, stay on the
top in the woodshovel.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Shut all right, get some audio to play in this segment,
but I'll start here. Paul Rudd and Jack Black arguably
two of the most likable guys you could ever come across.
You would imagine, right, those are guys like, does anyone
ever have anything mad about say about them? No? No,
And if they did, you'd be like, why are you
talking to me? Get out of my life.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Don't ruin my life.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So they're gonna be doing a movie coming in Christmas.
What is that movie? Well, they shot a little promo
for it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hey, what's up people, We're making a movie. Guess what
it is.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Paul Rudd and Jack Black star in Andanda.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It might be the Anaconda. Whatever. There's gonna be a
good snake and it's gonna rip. It's coming out on
Christmas in twenty twenty five. You're gonna come in the
theater that came out wrong. I'm it doesn't matter what
I'm at. See our movie. Dude, have you seen the snack? No,
it's in that room right there. They're about to feed
(01:08):
it a donkey.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Come on, So I don't really know, but Christmas Day
Steve's on in it too.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's the great Steve's on.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Okay, So this is gonna be a satire about like
the Ancona movie with j Lo. Yes, right, Like it's
gonna be making fun of those movies.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
What if it's a remake and in this case Paul
Ruddy his ice Cube and Jack Black.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Is j Lo? God that ice Cube movie? Is this
first movie ever to debut with a zero percent on ruso?
Is that the one on zoom or whatever?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Zoom?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I think there's an I our buddy slightly biased was
talking about the ice Cube movie that was all shot
on zoom.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh, I did not.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I think it's the War of the World's thing. It's
whatever it is. It debuted at a zero percent. It's
pretty bad. Okay. So if this is making fun of
that classic j LO movie with ice Cube and John Boight,
that could be pretty magical.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
They're going to remake their favorite childhood movie, which turns
out to be Anaconda.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Wait, so they.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Were childer and when that came out he says, Uh,
it's a friend a group of friends facing a midlife
crisis who are remaking their favorite childhood movie. Oh so
it's oh and they're in the Amazon rainforest battling natural disaster. Okay, okay, okay,
so that's kind of tropic thunder.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, right, right, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't know, but you've got to trust the yeah,
trust your leading men in this.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
In this case, ironically enough, Jack Black was in Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
He was about ass.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Second piece of audio I'll love to play for you
guys involves Katie Perry concert. She invites a fan on stage,
or multiple fans on stage. John's are doing a sing
along or a dance off. But one fan got too
excited and fainted. And here's what it sounded like.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh no, al flew into Katy Perry's jugs.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And then the lady far didn't fell down. It's funny.
It's just funny when the crowd reacts to it. The
lady was, okay, she just got excited. Where was this
Katie pring concert in Canada? I don't know where she
(03:32):
does concerts.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
She's dating the Prime Minister of Canada. Now apparently they've
been seeing can noodling. I don't know that we can
say that they're dating. They haven't made it Facebook official yet.
It's canodling making out in the canoe.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You don't know what can noodling is.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Really noodling shouldn't be said, well, it's like noodling for catfish.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, oh you agree. I was My mind was going
when he said canoe. I was like, well, no noodling.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Did the case of Katie Perry noodling for cans? That's
why it's can noodling.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Can noodling, can noodling? Either way?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That happened in the Lady Phil. She's okay, she's okay,
get her on the show. Okay, guys, the Sydney Sweeney
stuff won't go away. Everyone's talking about it, but including
our president, who's asked about the Sydney Sweeney thing. But
then he found out that she is, like that, she's
a registered Republican, like anyone could care what anyone is?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You get that Swimer makes Republican?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Who was hot?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
She's a registered Republican? Oh now, I love her head?
Is that right? As Sidney Sweeney? That's what I wouldn't
have known. But I'm glad you told me that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her
head is fantastic. Okay, thank you very much everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Okay, now, I love her. Her news cycle is amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It is. But in football's talk, there's a lot of
talk about, you know, quarterback rankings and things like that.
And I don't know why I took it to quarterbacks,
but you we want your president to know about your
star players in the league. So he started this new
fitness campaign thing. Andaquon Barkley's on it. Nick Bose is
on it. But I love Trump's analysis on the Dolphins
(05:21):
and Tua for Christina. This is for Christina Kwan Barkley
was on the council and Tua tag O Volley.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Ah, yes, he quarterback. Who is really he's been fantastic.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He's been Uh, when he's not injured, he's great.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
He's gotta stay healthy, but he's and he's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
President Trump, we need to go over these names with
you real quick, just in advance before you No, I
don't need it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I've got this, sir. We just want to go No,
I've got it. I follow the league.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
By the way, I would just call him to just
because I don't like to say his last name either.
I mean, that was a bold choice by the president.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
But the way he tried to curl Olivia, to try
to make it sound like it all work, to trick
your brain out.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh did he nail that? I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It's it's a beautiful name, to tag Alivia and to
a tag O volley A.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Nailed it, all right. There you have it. You know
you can turn a lot though.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
There's the Hollywood shovel all right coming up next, just
over three minutes away. What would you do if a
bat flew into your mouth? Well, it happened to this lady.
We'll talk about it next
Juicy news, hot God, every gonna come, stay on the
top in the woodshovel.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Shut all right, get some audio to play in this segment,
but I'll start here. Paul Rudd and Jack Black arguably
two of the most likable guys you could ever come across.
You would imagine, right, those are guys like, does anyone
ever have anything mad about say about them? No? No,
And if they did, you'd be like, why are you
talking to me? Get out of my life.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Don't ruin my life.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So they're gonna be doing a movie coming in Christmas.
What is that movie? Well, they shot a little promo
for it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hey, what's up people, We're making a movie. Guess what
it is.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Paul Rudd and Jack Black star in Andanda.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It might be the Anaconda. Whatever. There's gonna be a
good snake and it's gonna rip. It's coming out on
Christmas in twenty twenty five. You're gonna come in the
theater that came out wrong. I'm it doesn't matter what
I'm at. See our movie. Dude, have you seen the snack? No,
it's in that room right there. They're about to feed
(01:08):
it a donkey.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Come on, So I don't really know, but Christmas Day
Steve's on in it too.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's the great Steve's on.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Okay, So this is gonna be a satire about like
the Ancona movie with j Lo. Yes, right, Like it's
gonna be making fun of those movies.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
What if it's a remake and in this case Paul
Ruddy his ice Cube and Jack Black.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Is j Lo? God that ice Cube movie? Is this
first movie ever to debut with a zero percent on ruso?
Is that the one on zoom or whatever?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Zoom?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I think there's an I our buddy slightly biased was
talking about the ice Cube movie that was all shot
on zoom.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh, I did not.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I think it's the War of the World's thing. It's
whatever it is. It debuted at a zero percent. It's
pretty bad. Okay. So if this is making fun of
that classic j LO movie with ice Cube and John Boight,
that could be pretty magical.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
They're going to remake their favorite childhood movie, which turns
out to be Anaconda.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Wait, so they.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Were childer and when that came out he says, Uh,
it's a friend a group of friends facing a midlife
crisis who are remaking their favorite childhood movie. Oh so
it's oh and they're in the Amazon rainforest battling natural disaster. Okay, okay, okay,
so that's kind of tropic thunder.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, right, right, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't know, but you've got to trust the yeah,
trust your leading men in this.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
In this case, ironically enough, Jack Black was in Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
He was about ass.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Second piece of audio I'll love to play for you
guys involves Katie Perry concert. She invites a fan on stage,
or multiple fans on stage. John's are doing a sing
along or a dance off. But one fan got too
excited and fainted. And here's what it sounded like.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh no, al flew into Katy Perry's jugs.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And then the lady far didn't fell down. It's funny.
It's just funny when the crowd reacts to it. The
lady was, okay, she just got excited. Where was this
Katie pring concert in Canada? I don't know where she
(03:32):
does concerts.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
She's dating the Prime Minister of Canada. Now apparently they've
been seeing can noodling. I don't know that we can
say that they're dating. They haven't made it Facebook official yet.
It's canodling making out in the canoe.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You don't know what can noodling is.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Really noodling shouldn't be said, well, it's like noodling for catfish.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, oh you agree. I was My mind was going
when he said canoe. I was like, well, no noodling.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Did the case of Katie Perry noodling for cans? That's
why it's can noodling.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Can noodling, can noodling? Either way?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That happened in the Lady Phil. She's okay, she's okay,
get her on the show. Okay, guys, the Sydney Sweeney
stuff won't go away. Everyone's talking about it, but including
our president, who's asked about the Sydney Sweeney thing. But
then he found out that she is, like that, she's
a registered Republican, like anyone could care what anyone is?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You get that Swimer makes Republican?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Who was hot?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
She's a registered Republican? Oh now, I love her head?
Is that right? As Sidney Sweeney? That's what I wouldn't
have known. But I'm glad you told me that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her
head is fantastic. Okay, thank you very much everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Okay, now, I love her. Her news cycle is amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It is. But in football's talk, there's a lot of
talk about, you know, quarterback rankings and things like that.
And I don't know why I took it to quarterbacks,
but you we want your president to know about your
star players in the league. So he started this new
fitness campaign thing. Andaquon Barkley's on it. Nick Bose is
on it. But I love Trump's analysis on the Dolphins
(05:21):
and Tua for Christina. This is for Christina Kwan Barkley
was on the council and Tua tag O Volley.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Ah, yes, he quarterback. Who is really he's been fantastic.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He's been Uh, when he's not injured, he's great.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
He's gotta stay healthy, but he's and he's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
President Trump, we need to go over these names with
you real quick, just in advance before you No, I
don't need it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I've got this, sir. We just want to go No,
I've got it. I follow the league.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
By the way, I would just call him to just
because I don't like to say his last name either.
I mean, that was a bold choice by the president.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
But the way he tried to curl Olivia, to try
to make it sound like it all work, to trick
your brain out.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh did he nail that? I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It's it's a beautiful name, to tag Alivia and to
a tag O volley A.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Nailed it, all right. There you have it. You know
you can turn a lot though.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
There's the Hollywood shovel all right coming up next, just
over three minutes away. What would you do if a
bat flew into your mouth? Well, it happened to this lady.
We'll talk about it next
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