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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's time to go into the bitter schedule wordyback.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Machine, the Wayback Machine tomorrow as well, but for today
see yesterday on the show, Mattlock came up for some reason.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
We weren't sure what Mattlock did.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Leven was talking about his heroes that he fash fashions
his life off of, Yeah, fictional heroes.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But we were trying to out was he like a
kid or was he Was he a lawyer? What was
going on with Mattlock? We thought he was a detective
lawyer corner. Did he ever do a show with Angela Lansbury?
Did they cross pass or she's just the older male
version of her.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I think they probably had like a special episode where
they ended up in the same episode, but we're talking
about who murders it? Yeah, kind of like what they
used to do with Love Boat and Fantasy Island.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh do great shows.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We determined that he was a criminal defense lawyer, but
again it doesn't matter as Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Lift
from nineteen twenty six to twenty twelve, I thought.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
He was still with us.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, unfortunately not but a good eighty six year run
right there.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Not bad by the way, A guy that he's often
confused with Dick Van Dyke. I think is still with us.
Dick Van Dyke's like one hundred and fifteen year right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
DVD is doing good.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Didn't they have to get hospice in on him though,
which means no, that's Phil Collins.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, I was Phil contrade. Dick Van Dyke is ninety
nine years old.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I told you, Doug, and you know what, Bob Barker
how old he would be if he was still with us.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think Bob made it to one hundred, didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hey, Oh, that's right, I think he did. I think
he crossed the path. Yeah, because remember Betty White was
like almost got there. Yeah, it was so close and
for them to hook up late in lining.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh, Bob almost made it to one hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Born December twelfth and nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Died August twenty six, twenty twenty three, which was two
d two.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Days ago, two years ago, lobby, and we didn't celebrate.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So here's the situation with Andy Griffith.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Though I don't know why, but I saw and Andy
Griffith headline in one of the sides I was browsing.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I was like, I have we talked about Matt Locke
today what happened here?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And it's a whole story about a movie that Andy
Griffith was in back in the year two thousand and seven,
five years before he died, and it was his final role.
Did you guys know that his final role was in
a raunchy sex comedy called Play the Game?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Would you like to hear some of the trailer of this?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Is like such a bet payoff to make someone have
to go watch this and live tweet it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
If you want to win the game with wins and Grandpa,
you first have to learn how to play the game.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm tool.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, you guys interested yet more?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Sounds great.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So he's got his grandson and he's going to teach
him how to get with women. But his grandson is
one of those schemer types, as of, oh, if I
can get him to meet the grandma, maybe I can
hook up with the granddaughter.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You know he's in her twenties.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Is this a famous person?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Didn't appear to be.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, I'm going to teach you every trick I've got.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And how are you this fine evening?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Sooner or later you would get sick and I'll be
the one.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That has to decide whether or not to take you
off of life support.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Hey, Joe, I met.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You have to wait until she calls you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Did you know that Joe is a wonderful kisser?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are you trying to sit through the screen? What are
you think it's alive? I don't have any protections.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
What you ever heard of a black market drug called
my AnGR.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You're like a.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wild stallion and you must run free.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I just got a new start on life with those pills.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Once this work gets around the home, the babes are
going to be bathed for me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You're a retirement home.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Jello.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
My phone won't stop ringing. I've met three chicks already.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I kept going and going and going and going.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's a lie. Is so wrong? Houted?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That happens?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
This the movie where he has sex with that pie?
How old is he supposed to be in this?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
He would have been if my math adrene he won
in real life. His character's name is grandpau Joe.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's creative.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Other characters that you have heard Liz Sheridan's in this movie.
H Paul Campbell was your lead? Not a notable guy.
The Rotten Tomatoes scores are not good.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That's surprising.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Twenty nine percent right here on a rotten tea.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Was there any nudity in this?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
It was PG thirteen, So I guess not.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
There's a chance.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I don't want nudity in that, you know, I mean,
it depends on the casting.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It is not good.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I am curious about this.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
So I have a friend of mine who's he's in
his sixties and he's divorced, okay, and it's it's this
guy that he's a great shooter. He plays basketball still,
he can play half court basketball.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
He's great. He's in great shape.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
But he's in his sixties right, And one day between games,
he was spending a little bit too much time over
like on the bench. It was his turn to come
in and play, and he was over there on his
phone and're like, what are you doing? And we kept
giving him grief about it, and he said, man, these
gals like to see pictures of me sweating. And I
was like what, And so, dude, he's just you know
(05:27):
we've always heard about, you know, when you get up
there in age and what those scenes are, like, those
retirement community scenes.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
He's that old?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
What how old is he?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Like I'm just saying, it's a not far from where
my friend is to where this is.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I was worried about. He was like, we're pretty close.
Star six.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, he's like sixty three sixty four, and uh, you
know it's kind of he comes out and plays.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You're like, man, this is a miracle. Look at this guy.
He's still playing.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, but dude, he is not only playing basketball.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
He's hooking up. And he was like, man, he goes,
I'm a hot commodity.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He goes.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
These ladies treat me like a piece of meat. Man,
I'm telling you, Trisha's dad hooking up in his eighties.
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm telling you, And like just openly talking about it.
It sounds like I'm sounds like I'm burning some family
secret here. He's right doing his thing out there in
the out in Florida. Yes, crazy, awesome man. All right,
there you have it. Uh, there's the way back machine.