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April 11, 2025 6 mins
A guy peed in the creek at the Masters
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Ben and Skin Show, ninety seven point
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Speaker 3 (01:07):
Now let's go around the sports. Ktd tweets has all
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Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yes, not gonna beat you guys down with hardcore golf talk,
but I will tell you the Masters is looking pretty
awesome for the weekend because Rory Scotti, Scheffler, Bryce and
d Schambeau are all gonna be on the leaderboard.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
That's really good.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
We've got a situation though, that all something we've all done,
something that kind of feels kind of freeing to do,
involving an amateur at the Masters. His name is jose
Luis Ballister. He's an Arizona State Sun Devil, but he's
the US Amateur champ. He and what they do is
they put amateurs with really good players to see if
they can, you know, hang in there. So he played

(01:50):
with the Scotty Shuffler. So yesterday they're playing and he's like,
I got a pee man and there's a big creek
on number thirteen, so he slides down into the crew
and he goes for a whiz. Well, the Masters has
cameras everywhere, as you can imagine, the Master's app is
the most incredible thing. Cameras everywhere, so people see him
taking a whiz. He comes up out of the creek

(02:11):
and people who are following Scotti show him a big clap.
Next thing, you know, every outlet known de mand in
the sports world is covering this story. US amateur takes
a whiz at the Masters, and uh, I think it's great.
We've played golf with people obviously who have just got
no problem flopping it out and just going behind a tree.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Wait, slopping. I will never forget dude, that's a great story.
Like I'm I'm not a big golfer, I think. Is
that the same one where he sized golf guy showed
up in jeans? Yes, same event, all right, So guys
showed up to golf with us in jeans, which you
don't see that very often. But we were golfing with
a very powerful person, a big time a person that

(02:55):
you know, very rich man, a very rich powerful man.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Mane of the most important mental one of.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
The richest, most powerful people in town and a great guy.
But we're on a tea box and it's early in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
What time did you say? Eight am?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
So I'm like yeah, And he decides that he needs
to take a whiz. So we're on the tea box.
Now he he does show some class because he turns
away from us.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Now he doesn't walk far off the tea box like
he's his heels are probably still on the tea box
and but he just starts taking a whiz. Now he
is a unit out facing the breakfast windows and breakfast
nook of a house that's right there.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
At breakfast time.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
There could be a full family there enjoying waffles together,
looking out and seeing a hog. What's that a micro Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't think apparent.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Legendary Liam Neeson type.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, he's in Milton Burle and real to get that
thing back in. But I don't know what that was
a power move like you seldom see. I mean, well,
I got a piss, damn. I there is something liberating
about the outdoor whiz. It's pretty great if you can
pull it off, but you gotta You can't obviously do

(04:15):
it in public.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
That's very common if you're doing it at Ryl Park
or any of your local municipal golf course, to do
it at Augusta National, the most prestigious of golf courses.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, and while we're talking about it, is Bernard Longer
gonna make the cut?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
He just bogied to miss the cut?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh god?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Every year Bernard Longer, who's got to be about one
hundred years old, he's sixty seven. Every year he makes
it to like the final day and then he just
runs out of juice.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Fred Couple's I think he's gonna make the cut.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, Bernard Longer certain to look like a cross between
Martin Short and Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, that's it. It's great, incredible. Let's get back to
piss boy for a second.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Huh Is this the guy that was wearing the sun
Devil's hat upside down?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, so he got he got flat for that as well.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
He got flat for that and his golf coach got
thrown out on Monday because his co which wore shorts
to the practice range and you can't wear shorts and
Augusta National they got hardcore rules there, Yeah, which I
disagree with. I think that's all. I think they're snooty
and pretty terrible when it comes to that stuff. But whatever,
the rules are the rules, and if you're an amateur,
maybe you do not have your coach there causing a
scene on Monday.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
When you're playing with.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
The world's best golfer in three days, you kind of
want to have a good reputation. Just another guy who's
an amateur and he shot in ninety yesterday, which is like,
how's he playing?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
What?

Speaker 5 (05:28):
What?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Ninety?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
What is the score to make the cut today?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Two over? Okay? So Phil made the cut.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Phil made the cut, although it could change, but I
don't think it's going to okay.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
So yeah, most most people made the cut.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
If you guys were invited to play the Masters as
an amateur, would you pee?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Would you pee at the Masters?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes? Absolutely, I guess respect.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Oh if I needed to go, well, I think I
would go to the actual bathrooms that are there, Like
right off the t box.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
He said he forgotten that it was there.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
He forgot there were bathrooms. Yeah, like drinking, I don't understand,
and why he.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Did that caught up in the competition, I guess. Hell.
Then I was so dialed then on my game.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I forgot they have bathrooms in Georgia.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
He's from Spain, he would not have that accent.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Okay, but you don't know that that's racist if you
to assume that, hey man, I'm from Madrid,
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