September 2, 2025 • 10 mins
In this laugh-out-loud episode of The Ben and Skin Show, hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray celebrate the arrival of September with a chaotic blend of poolside distractions, mutant wildlife, and burger debates that will leave you in stitches.Here’s the collection of the best bloopers from the month of August.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kill that.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This thing's big. It's big, it's big.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
September's here, guys, September one of the top months. Big
September fan here.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Same no September, Like you got football finally coming back.
The weather starts cooling down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Pluckers TV shows the firing up.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
We had the the most docile heat wave this summer, right,
like you're champions, Like it's pretty fantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, we're through it. Right. It frightens me. Well, do
you think there's one left?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I just think there's always backlash on something like that.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Like it's going to be super cold, yeah or yeah
what we are getting a lot of ninia winter and
I fear it.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I fear it cold, wet, gross. But they come in cycles,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
They do? How do they get away with that?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So this month started, Uh, we had a remote out
of the legendary Chalk Talk see you now, I'm left
going to Chalk dall can be beat And where they
have a setup is in front of the district beautiful.
Plenty of places go get some great food each you
have Velvet Taco if you want that, just to name one.
There's many places there. Watch all the games drinks.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's fun, but.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's also a place to this kind of the elevator
area that's nearby. So people were walking by while we're
doing our show. Our show's going out to the people
at the casino, and Ben couldn't quite handle it when
a lady with huge jugs in a swimsuit walked by from.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
The Chalk Tawk Casino and Resort, Durant, Oklahoma. So happy
to be here today, good times for being ad. We're
having all the good times. And uh, you know, we
must be near the pool.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That was like a sight gag. We must be near
the pool.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
There's the fake Tim McMahon right there. We're having a
good time.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Try to change the subject.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I mean, was a lady with the biggest ones I've
ever seen just walking through the casino with a bathing suit,
you know, bikini top on, and they were there.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You could see a lot of land masks.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah, they were out rageous, Like, well, what's wonderful about
it is?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We ended up doing a segment for however many minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think that was the day Michael Parson's actually requested
to be traded.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, he said he no longer wants to be here. Anymore.
So we did seven five six minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I thought he was apparently going out to get something
out of her car, and then she's going back, uh huh.
And as I was telling you again speaker there in
our show, it's going.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Out, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, And I saw the lady yell didn't see her,
but I saw. I was like, hey, she's coming back,
she's coming back, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Should we tell people what happened why we almost fell
off the radio? I gotta be careful. Those are the
biggest naturals ever, and they ever. It's fun to people watch, obviously,
and there's a lot of people coming here to have fun.
And we must be near a pool because we've had
two two people walk by bathing suits already.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
We're actually that's.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
What's so fun is we're not near Okay, okay, what
comes around goes again.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I want to see the look on their face.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And I just think that's the important thing about these negotiations.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yep, that's the most important thing, sir. What are you
laughing at the listener right there? What's that guy doing?
That was shocking?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Your your neck hurts now, doesn't he the personal question?
Can hear you? Crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It was really each one was the size of a large,
above average watermelon, and the bikini top was just covering
like the very tip of the watermelon.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
They were everywhere. It was just funny.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That guy was watching too, and he had to deal
with her walking round. Guys, I didn't do well my
job this month, Oh, Kevin. I hate to say it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I hate to say it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sometimes you got a word, you think you know it,
you think you've nailed it, but you know, you get close.
David mckillops says, an adventure world, it's kids and parents
all playing together. Oh, it's bouncing, it's playing, it's having
these kids choose your own adventure. There's a lot of
good places that you can take your kids. And I say,
this is a guy who is not reproducted. Interesting way
(04:28):
to say.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
It's a very weird way to see it, but it's accurate.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It works, right. I correct use to miss that one,
just to miss that one. And the other day I
couldn't come up with the word withdrawl.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
We're talking about college with drawing from college, and I
was like, I go, you know, unenrolled.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I just adamn word walked out. Tough. It is tough.
Reproducted reproduced un enroll like inducted and induced, I mean
different things. That's a good point. Reproductive and reproduced do
mean the same thing? That's okay? Was it the worst
thing I've done? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
A mutant deer that's been spotted with puff filled sores?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You know in high school when you have acne, that's
a hard thing to overcome. Obviously, it's really hard for
a lot of people, and it's hard to find a mate. Yeah,
So do you think deer are like that? If they're
like that.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is not a good looking deer, dude, there's no doubt
because here's the thing. Deer's got it pretty easy. First
of all, have you ever seen the ugly dough?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You haven't?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Dose?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Are all hot? This is the guy that grew up
on a farm. He's been saying that about sheep and
deer for as long as I've known him.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Her.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
First off, have you ever seen an ugly dough?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You have it? That was very John Oliver review. They
are cute? All right? Does I've never once thought about
this for a second. You never want to mess with
that ant or guy? What a doze?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Just kind of trickling through, the sticking with this uh, Christina, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you would take the stand here. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Jeff Bezos, one of the richest dudes on the entire planet,
got married recently. Now he married Lauren Sanchez. Yes, are
you guys familiar at all with her or were you
familiar with her before she became his love interest.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I was familiar with her because of that, But then
you know, I saw the backstory. Wasn't she like a
Los Angeles news person?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So Wikipedia does say she's an Emmy Award winning journalist, actress, producer,
and entrepreneur.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I can't even say, yeah whatever, So, yeah, that's a
that's her background.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't know how they met, but vary y'all let
her get away. I've only done that, it would have stopped. Hey,
come on, man, let her off easy. There's never made
a mistake before.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Winning journalist, actress, producer, and entrepreneur.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
So yeah, that's that's her background. That's a tough word. Yeah,
you're nitpicking, man. Entrepreneur. If you're just reading it there,
you would go intro. I would entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's just very it's a fancy word for something that's,
you know, being an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Entrepreneur. Kevin Man all right, we were talking about the
new n A. D C Burger. Did any of you
guys make it down there? No need to though I
had a.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Little lunch meeting yesterday. I was like, need somewhere to go,
and I ended up choosing Burger Schmirker.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Again. I felt like I could have just gone to
n A. D C Burger.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But Burger Schmirger is awesome, and uh, you fit the area.
I was going to a DC Burger. The more I
hear about it, the better I feel about it. Okay,
and I love pickles too. That might be a big
part of this, because they apparently do want to get
you a lot of pickles on that burger. But uh,
we were talking about the sauce that they have, and
(08:15):
you guys didn't enjoy what I said. N ADC Burger
on McKinney Avenue is open now.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
The guy who is in charge there says, we have
just one burger and it has to be perfect every time, meat, cheese,
your greens involved here are gonna be hallipener and pickles, pickles,
a mountain of pickles. The secret sauce. It looks so
offen good. Yeah, and I want to go get it.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, what do you mean what makes it look good?
Is it a thousand island?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It might be a thousand dollars, but you can you
know it's not that white, you know when it's orangery.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Don't like mayonnaise like pounded on me? But the what
you just you just said oranger? Yeah it's an oranger.
This has been an incredible run. Would you guys like
to see the burger? Starting with the burger?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I I'm trying to strike everything you just said the burger.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I just started saying weird things. It's a smart play
because I'm like, yeah, show me the burger. Your voice
up a little bit, Maybe that'll get them off the sand.
But I forgot he said oranger? Oranger?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Did it make sense what I was saying now though
that you here. I don't like the sauce, like I
don't really like rancho my burger. I don't really like
mayonnaise in general. But I do understand it's a byproduct
of how sauces are made. A lot of them have
mayonnaise in them. I just don't want to know that.
And uh, I don't know. It's just like the orange
sauce looks could anytime special sauces. I'm in trying any
(09:44):
type of special sauce.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Problem and danced around until he said that that's amazing
by the way they have cut out the nose wipe touchdown.
So I will never forget the time that Kat looked
Roger Goodell dead in the eye and he said to him,
(10:09):
the poon is a bit of a mystery, and Goodell agreed, Hey, Christina,
you can stick around play some tunes.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Hell yeah, we got Christina until ten o'clock right here
on the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Here you going, well, I'm gonna get my sock back. Dude,
I gotta take a poop.
Kill that.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This thing's big. It's big, it's big.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
September's here, guys, September one of the top months. Big
September fan here.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Same no September, Like you got football finally coming back.
The weather starts cooling down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Pluckers TV shows the firing up.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
We had the the most docile heat wave this summer, right,
like you're champions, Like it's pretty fantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, we're through it. Right. It frightens me. Well, do
you think there's one left?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I just think there's always backlash on something like that.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Like it's going to be super cold, yeah or yeah
what we are getting a lot of ninia winter and
I fear it.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I fear it cold, wet, gross. But they come in cycles,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
They do? How do they get away with that?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So this month started, Uh, we had a remote out
of the legendary Chalk Talk see you now, I'm left
going to Chalk dall can be beat And where they
have a setup is in front of the district beautiful.
Plenty of places go get some great food each you
have Velvet Taco if you want that, just to name one.
There's many places there. Watch all the games drinks.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's fun, but.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's also a place to this kind of the elevator
area that's nearby. So people were walking by while we're
doing our show. Our show's going out to the people
at the casino, and Ben couldn't quite handle it when
a lady with huge jugs in a swimsuit walked by from.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
The Chalk Tawk Casino and Resort, Durant, Oklahoma. So happy
to be here today, good times for being ad. We're
having all the good times. And uh, you know, we
must be near the pool.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That was like a sight gag. We must be near
the pool.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
There's the fake Tim McMahon right there. We're having a
good time.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Try to change the subject.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I mean, was a lady with the biggest ones I've
ever seen just walking through the casino with a bathing suit,
you know, bikini top on, and they were there.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You could see a lot of land masks.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah, they were out rageous, Like, well, what's wonderful about
it is?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We ended up doing a segment for however many minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think that was the day Michael Parson's actually requested
to be traded.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, he said he no longer wants to be here. Anymore.
So we did seven five six minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I thought he was apparently going out to get something
out of her car, and then she's going back, uh huh.
And as I was telling you again speaker there in
our show, it's going.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Out, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, And I saw the lady yell didn't see her,
but I saw. I was like, hey, she's coming back,
she's coming back, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Should we tell people what happened why we almost fell
off the radio? I gotta be careful. Those are the
biggest naturals ever, and they ever. It's fun to people watch, obviously,
and there's a lot of people coming here to have fun.
And we must be near a pool because we've had
two two people walk by bathing suits already.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
We're actually that's.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
What's so fun is we're not near Okay, okay, what
comes around goes again.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I want to see the look on their face.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And I just think that's the important thing about these negotiations.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yep, that's the most important thing, sir. What are you
laughing at the listener right there? What's that guy doing?
That was shocking?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Your your neck hurts now, doesn't he the personal question?
Can hear you? Crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It was really each one was the size of a large,
above average watermelon, and the bikini top was just covering
like the very tip of the watermelon.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
They were everywhere. It was just funny.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That guy was watching too, and he had to deal
with her walking round. Guys, I didn't do well my
job this month, Oh, Kevin. I hate to say it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I hate to say it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sometimes you got a word, you think you know it,
you think you've nailed it, but you know, you get close.
David mckillops says, an adventure world, it's kids and parents
all playing together. Oh, it's bouncing, it's playing, it's having
these kids choose your own adventure. There's a lot of
good places that you can take your kids. And I say,
this is a guy who is not reproducted. Interesting way
(04:28):
to say.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
It's a very weird way to see it, but it's accurate.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It works, right. I correct use to miss that one,
just to miss that one. And the other day I
couldn't come up with the word withdrawl.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
We're talking about college with drawing from college, and I
was like, I go, you know, unenrolled.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I just adamn word walked out. Tough. It is tough.
Reproducted reproduced un enroll like inducted and induced, I mean
different things. That's a good point. Reproductive and reproduced do
mean the same thing? That's okay? Was it the worst
thing I've done? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
A mutant deer that's been spotted with puff filled sores?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You know in high school when you have acne, that's
a hard thing to overcome. Obviously, it's really hard for
a lot of people, and it's hard to find a mate. Yeah,
So do you think deer are like that? If they're
like that.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is not a good looking deer, dude, there's no doubt
because here's the thing. Deer's got it pretty easy. First
of all, have you ever seen the ugly dough?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You haven't?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Dose?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Are all hot? This is the guy that grew up
on a farm. He's been saying that about sheep and
deer for as long as I've known him.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Her.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
First off, have you ever seen an ugly dough?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You have it? That was very John Oliver review. They
are cute? All right? Does I've never once thought about
this for a second. You never want to mess with
that ant or guy? What a doze?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Just kind of trickling through, the sticking with this uh, Christina, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you would take the stand here. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Jeff Bezos, one of the richest dudes on the entire planet,
got married recently. Now he married Lauren Sanchez. Yes, are
you guys familiar at all with her or were you
familiar with her before she became his love interest.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I was familiar with her because of that, But then
you know, I saw the backstory. Wasn't she like a
Los Angeles news person?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So Wikipedia does say she's an Emmy Award winning journalist, actress, producer,
and entrepreneur.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I can't even say, yeah whatever, So, yeah, that's a
that's her background.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't know how they met, but vary y'all let
her get away. I've only done that, it would have stopped. Hey,
come on, man, let her off easy. There's never made
a mistake before.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Winning journalist, actress, producer, and entrepreneur.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
So yeah, that's that's her background. That's a tough word. Yeah,
you're nitpicking, man. Entrepreneur. If you're just reading it there,
you would go intro. I would entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's just very it's a fancy word for something that's,
you know, being an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Entrepreneur. Kevin Man all right, we were talking about the
new n A. D C Burger. Did any of you
guys make it down there? No need to though I
had a.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Little lunch meeting yesterday. I was like, need somewhere to go,
and I ended up choosing Burger Schmirker.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Again. I felt like I could have just gone to
n A. D C Burger.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But Burger Schmirger is awesome, and uh, you fit the area.
I was going to a DC Burger. The more I
hear about it, the better I feel about it. Okay,
and I love pickles too. That might be a big
part of this, because they apparently do want to get
you a lot of pickles on that burger. But uh,
we were talking about the sauce that they have, and
(08:15):
you guys didn't enjoy what I said. N ADC Burger
on McKinney Avenue is open now.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
The guy who is in charge there says, we have
just one burger and it has to be perfect every time, meat, cheese,
your greens involved here are gonna be hallipener and pickles, pickles,
a mountain of pickles. The secret sauce. It looks so
offen good. Yeah, and I want to go get it.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, what do you mean what makes it look good?
Is it a thousand island?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It might be a thousand dollars, but you can you
know it's not that white, you know when it's orangery.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Don't like mayonnaise like pounded on me? But the what
you just you just said oranger? Yeah it's an oranger.
This has been an incredible run. Would you guys like
to see the burger? Starting with the burger?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I I'm trying to strike everything you just said the burger.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I just started saying weird things. It's a smart play
because I'm like, yeah, show me the burger. Your voice
up a little bit, Maybe that'll get them off the sand.
But I forgot he said oranger? Oranger?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Did it make sense what I was saying now though
that you here. I don't like the sauce, like I
don't really like rancho my burger. I don't really like
mayonnaise in general. But I do understand it's a byproduct
of how sauces are made. A lot of them have
mayonnaise in them. I just don't want to know that.
And uh, I don't know. It's just like the orange
sauce looks could anytime special sauces. I'm in trying any
(09:44):
type of special sauce.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Problem and danced around until he said that that's amazing
by the way they have cut out the nose wipe touchdown.
So I will never forget the time that Kat looked
Roger Goodell dead in the eye and he said to him,
(10:09):
the poon is a bit of a mystery, and Goodell agreed, Hey, Christina,
you can stick around play some tunes.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Hell yeah, we got Christina until ten o'clock right here
on the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Here you going, well, I'm gonna get my sock back. Dude,
I gotta take a poop.
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