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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
Every stay on top in the boot shovel shut. All right.
So last night on Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
I didn't watch it. I just know what happened. Matt
Damon won a million dollars. Whoa And I was like
sitting there going like Mat Damon never has never to
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me seemed like the smartest guy in the world. So well,
an Ben Skinning Christina win a million? Don't we get
into this? Two things?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Number One, he needed it because he's hit hard financial times.
Number two, do you think he's not the smartest guy
because he's friends with Ben Affleck, who clearly comes across
as just kind of a job Boston thing. Okay, I
think he's brilliant. I think he's smart as hell. Time
you see him talking.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Have you not seen Team America where he just says
Matt Doom.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
He says his own name over and over. Tam America's
worth a rewatch.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I want money, but I like when I hear him
break down his films and stuff. And plus he's made
a ton of money outside of Hollywood and businesses.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I think he's sharp as hell. I think he's very sharp.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What was the movie he turned down? He turned down
some huge role.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't know. I feel like you guys are lowering
your expectations. You guys should be trying to dunk on
this fool. Okay, well we're about to, are you. Each
of you have three lifelines. That lifeline consists of calling
someone in your phone. Oh, try to answer the question
if y'all can't get it collectively collectively, all right, okay?
Question one. A popular role playing game described as the
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nerdiest of nerdy pastimes is called Dungeons and seriously, Dorito's
Dragons deodorant, celibacy, celibacy. Come on, dude, we talk about Dungeons.
Dragon's final answer. That's good, one hundred dollars. Good job, guys,
By the way, that was so easy. Uh he got
that one right, right, Yeah, of course they always get
the first, like eight red one dollar question.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
The role he turned down was Jake Sully and Avatar,
and he would have gotten ten percent of the film's profits.
So it cost him over two hundred and fifty million
dollars to turn that down.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I told you he was dumb. Yeah, yeah, but he's like,
I don't want to be doing Avatar movies into my
twenty thirties. Which of these words is derived from a
Latin term meaning mother's brother, niece, nephew, sister, or uncle.
You can discuss together.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Wait, oh, mother's brother would be uncle. Yeah, final acture uncle?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Good? All right? Two for two, Good job everyone? Made
by Anabisco teddygrams are shaped like what animals bears, worms, bears, flamingoes,
crabs bears?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Good, I knowed man, flamingos, yude, amazing flamingo grams all right?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Three for three, Good job, y'all. And there's Strawberry achieving
statehood in nineteen twelve. What is this the newest state
with the word new in its name? A New Hampshire,
B New York, see New Mexico, D New Jersey. Gotta
be new Mexico. Right for anything further west? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Good?
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All right, all right see New Mexico all three lifelines
and tag good job for four? We have a million dollars? No,
you have five hundred dollars? Oh? Question five clucking with
an L in it just thirty four seconds. The shortest
Billboard Hot one hundred hit ever is Jack Black's Steve's
Lava Chicken, a song from what twenty twenty five film?
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A Minecraft movie B snow White, Cee Lelo and stitch
er d Novacane, Hey Minecraft, that's correct? Final answer, all right,
we're good. Five for five? Matt Damon made it to five.
Two guys, how many of these do we have to get?
Right to be millionaire? Fifteen?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hell? Common knowledge? Bud thought everyone knew that. I forgot
because I haven't watched it in years. What shame? What
show is it? What show is it? Cackout? Who wants
to be a Millionaire? Does it have Jane Lynch on it? No?
A rock hound is a nickname for someone who specializes
in what scientific field? Would it be a botany? B? Geology?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
See anatomy D psychology B seriously? Final answer, yes, all right,
good rock hound, they're supposed to make them sound cool.
I thought it was a listener of Lone Star.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, seven, you guys own any geodes though Donna.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Tello have a Geo dude card, thank you. Though Donna
Tella will still serve as its chief brand ambassador. What
Italian fashion house? Final answer? No, go ahead and read him.
Oh he looked at you like was bought by rival
Prada in twenty twenty five for one point four billion.
Was a Armani b FINDI ce Gucci d VERSACEI you
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said VERSACEI that's what I said. I don't know. I
don't understand the question.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Prada but Versace. But Donna Tella VERSACEI her her brother
was the one that was murdered, was the face of it.
So when they buy it, they want her to still
be the face of it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I think you should say final answer. Finally, that's the
part where Matt talked about how he had met Donna
Tella Versachi.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Cool, Matt, But that is where kind of looks like
Marjorie Taylor Green. That's where it looks like Larry Bird.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The layups end, and this is where the challenge begins
with three lifelines in the hand, convinced ginning Christina when
Matt Damon's million dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh my god, we're all gonna be rich ninety seven
point one the Eagle. We're still going to give away
ice nine kills to get somewhere throughout the show today,
So be listening, and that leads us to our get guide.
We're doing it every Thursday. What shows are coming, We'll
let you know at the top of the four o'clock hour.
But right now it's back.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
To what we were doing. Is the who wants to
be a Millionaire?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Thing?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
From last night? We're Matt Damon, Hey won it all,
but can Ben Skin and Christina also win it all
and then steal it from Matt? We got through the
first seven. You guys all have your lifeline, which is
calling a stranger.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You call anyone that you'd like something to be a stranger.
It'd be tough to do.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Question eight. In Philadelphia, a sculpture that reads YO from
one side but a different word from the other side,
sits in front of a museum dedicated to what is
it a astronomy, B, jazz, C, Jewish history or D
classic cars? I got no idea? Can you repeat it? Yeah?
Repeat that? In Philadelphia. There's a scripture that reads YO
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from one side, but it's a different word on the
other side. And that sits in front of which museum.
It's a museum dedicated to what is it? Astronomy, jazz,
Jewish history or classic cars.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The fact that it's scripture makes me think it's Jewish history.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, and it's Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I say we'd go with what would the WYB? Is
there a I don't know, but I guess it could
be a name. It could be like a USA for
Seth and R.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, but I but.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Like, I don't know why there would be scripture in
front of sciences, right, I said scripture? He did say scripture?
Final answer, Ben, you used to play both at the
Jay know this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I got invited to a lot of Jewish things until
they realized that wasn't Jewish stopped inviting me.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, we're gonna go with that Jewish. It's great to
be an honorary member of the tribe. Dude, no questions. Awesome, correct,
good people, Hey.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's tough. Sixteen thousand dollars question. With stops in Maui
and caw Samoui, four Seasons offers a jet setting tour
inspired by locations featured in what TV series The Last
of Us Succession, The Bear, the White Lotus, White Lotus.
Final answer, bam, oh, are you right? I'm scared now.
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I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I know it's not the Bears, and I know it's
not lasted. I questioned myself, Okay, we would like to
just take our money now, and.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
This is the next threshold question thirty two thousand dollars.
Prince wrote the hit song nineteen ninety nine after watching
a documentary about what historic figure. Hey, no Stradamus be
resputant see Plato d Charlemagne.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I believe it's nostradamis yeah, because that's time based, right,
And there was a documentary about him called The Man
Who Saw Tomorrow that was hosted by Orson Wells. So
the idea is that we're going to party like it's
nineteen ninety nine, meaning there's snow tomorrow right there.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
We're going out.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
There were prophecies talked about in that movie about nineteen
ninety nine being the end of it. Correct, mister domas
who we would now like to take our money, yeah
and let it ride on one hand of black jacket
to choked off casino and resort in Durant, Oklahoma, where
we're going to be tomorrow from three to six.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Wait number eleven, five questions to go? Oh? Which of
these acclaimed novels is the only one that was originally
written in English? A around the World in eighty days? Be
All Quiet on the Western Front? See a Passage to India?
Or do You Love? And the time of cholera? Cholera, cholera?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I dh I think we should be allowed to answer.
And if we get one wrong, are hail Mary is
to call somebody and they have to answer and get it.
And that's our one chance if we get it wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Did Matt Damon use any lifelines? I don't know. I
don't know much. I have no idea. I'll tell you
the twist at the end. But okay, okay, So to
the question.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, so the only one of those novels was written
in only English initially?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah? Would one? If you like to use you can't
trade in your your phone a friend for a fifty
to fifty If you'd like to have that, let's do it.
Let's do it. Who's going to use it? I'll use mine? Okay?
All right? Which one of these novels is the only
one that was originally written in English, and what's remaining
is a passage to India and love in the time
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of cholera.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Okay, got rid of the one I thought it was.
I think passage to India would be weird, and so
that's probably that's probably it, right?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, I think no, I think it is a passage
to India because it's a British person going to a
call nize Land.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Okay, I do too? Final answer, yes, correct? Two lifelines remaining?
Oh boy? And a popular Spanish New Year's Eve tradition.
Revelers attempt to eat and swallow twelve of which food
before the midnight bell tolls twelve times A Pimento's B, grapes, C,
anchovies D hazel nuts? What hell I need to repeat this?
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Repeat this? Then use your fifty to fifty, Yeah, Spanish
fifty to fifty. Also, go ahead and give me two
Spanish New Year's Eve tradition. You attempt to eat and
swallow twelve of which food before the midnight bell told
twelve times? Fifty on that, yes, grapes and hazel nuts
is what's less?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Is one of those inherently more Spanish.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Well, grapes are so prominent with wine, so I think
it's grapes.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's grapes. I can tell you. Yes,
final answer, let's go who takes part in this every year? Yeah?
Die from that. We had a big old nut joke.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
We'd like to take our money now and then be
in the next avatar.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Believe to help them believe, to help them conserve energy.
Vertical sleeping is a unique behavior exhibited by which of
these animals bats, sperm, well b the camel, see the
Canadian goose, d the ringtail, the lemur? Wait? Also, you
can ask the audience. I don't think which I have
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the results of that Canadian goose.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I don't think. I think old geese would be the same.
So it wouldn't be a Canadian goose. Okay, right, yeah,
a whale. Maybe the whale sleeps in water vertically. And
what are the others?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
A camel and a lemur?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, I don't know about a lemur, but I I
don't camels get down and like rest. Yeah, he's right,
been's right. So I don't think they stand up and
put all that first.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, it would be whale or lemur limur makes me
think of possum like they're they have to be closely related.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Whales they they could sleep vertically because they just flow
a huge little wiener. It's a picture of a whale wiener.
The other day you would one. Have you got to
sacrifice your lifeline for a nasty audience? Yes, I'll do
mine again. The audience said, on this a fifty seven percent,
that'd be the sperm whale. Were they right they think
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it's a sperm whale? Was the audience pleased with the results?
B Was it? Thirteen percent for the camel, eight percent
for the goose, twenty two percent for the lemur? Okay, ghosts,
I want to go sperm whale. Yeah, yeah, we'll take
the sperm shark sperm whale. Correct, Yes, week, get it now,
there's two left. You want to do it on the
other side of it? Next before the good guy.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's all coming your way next. Don't miss the fiery
conclusion of this game. We are smack dab in the
middle and actually in the fourth quarter two minute warning
here of an incredible game show. Are any of us
smarter than Matt Damon? We got the gig guy coming up.
We got some sports coming up. But now back to Kevin.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
All right, so two questions to go and celebrity who
wants to be a millionaire and win Matt Damon's money.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I just waited till a third segment to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Damn won it all last night. And there's a twist
I'll tell you at the end question fourteen, You guys
are perfect of our one lifeline remaining. The twist is
he sees dead people. He does see dead people. He
sees Haley. Joel Lowsman, with another career path already established,
who got his first taste of the entertainment world when
he entered a Steve Martin lookalike contest, Doctor Oz, Jerry Springer,
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Bill Ny the Science Guy or Anthony Bourdain. Do we
have Christina's fifty to fifty?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, yep? Or he can call a stranger. Do any
of those look like Bill Steve Martin?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Do you guys? I don't know what Bill Ny the
Science Guy looks like? Not really? Okay, Well, let's let's
think about this.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Let's think about the age in which some of these
people would have their first break and Steve Martin was
super relevant that there would be a lookalike contest. I
think a Steve Martin looked like contest would be the
late seventies, with another career path already established, who got
his first taste of the entertainment world when he entered
Steve Martin. Look like it's either Spring or Bourdain Oka fifty. Well,
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let's hold on.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What are the choices again, Doctor Oz, Jerry Springer, Bill
ny the science guy.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You know, it might be Bill ny the science guy,
because he was headed down the path of science.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It was a guy headed down the path science. U Christina,
you want to use your fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, let's do it, all right. That'll get rid of
Anthony Bourdain and doctor Oz. So it's either Jerry Springer
or Bill Nye the science guy. Gotta be Bill Nye
the science guy. Yeah, I would agree that he looks
more like Steve Martin than Jerry Springer does. I'll say that. Okay,
you play the man.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Is he doing that on purpose to screw us up?
That's weird because we're defeating his game.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I think he's disappointed that we didn't get all that
Avatar money, so I bet.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That he wants us to win Yeah, that's correct, Bill
n Huge. No lifelines remaining. Oh, we'll see about that
now before I ask to ask you the last question,
in which Matt da won a million dollars. Yep, you
guys will not have any lifelines. I'd like to tell
you I've been leaving out something this entire time, But
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Sat Damon's partner on Celebrity Who Wants to Be a
Millionaire last night was Ken Jennings. What that's the Jeopardy
guy come on in the promo and I totally forgot
about it, proving my point and doesn't know much. No,
you go to a contest with the smartest guy, you're
smart on your own. He'll go into on those chalkboards
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and finish equations and stuff like. He knows how to
pick a side man. That's his. He picked Affleck. Look
at what it did.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
They got an Academy Award for a movie they probably
didn't really right well, and then he.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Picked Cam Jennings. I will say that they had a
fifty to fifty left and used it on the last question.
You guys do not have that privilege. I think we do.
Here's the final question. Which of these words is often
used to describe one of the most beautiful. Oh sorry,
I'm sorry, beautiful, I got ahead of myself. Beautiful words.
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Which of these words is often used to describe one
of the most beautiful auditory effects on Earth, the sound
made by the leaves of trees when wind blows through them.
Would that be a pricidy, petric ore, sousurus? Are you?
Are you ammonia?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
That's not fair because you're not pronouncing these words, right.
I know all these words when I hear them pronounce properly.
What cool language is this? This is the hardest question
in the history of questions. I think this language is
a bit cus was we'd like to call a pricidy,
petrishor cesaurus?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Or you ammonia I'd like to call freak Jesus Now
I'm up. That third one is a dinosaur. They do
kind of sound like dinosaurs. I think apricidy is the
word that sounds like a slang term. Yeah, I have,
I'm absolutely. But if you had to guess a letter.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, so what are the first letters B, petrocore c, cesaurus,
d youd, ammonia? I guess cesaurus what? I think it's
absolutely the one that it's not. I don't know anything.
I don't I don't have any of these words. But
I'm gonna trust Christina. Are you I trust Christina? Trust
women whatever. This is the first time ever I think
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women are worthy of taking guesses in game shows.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'm going to back her. I got you, I don't
believe her.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Im you can't like sell that stuff you didn't mean,
and then say I'm going to back her.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Total guest Ben, so I could be no, I trust you. Okay,
it's your call, Christina. Oh my god, you're going to
leave it up to me. We are okay sure? See
final answer. Final answer. I will tell you that apricidy
is incorrect. Can go away, B Petrokore, can go away?
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C cesus or d you an Ammonia? The good guy
coming up at four thirty four today? Is it? Christina?
Ben and skin for Matt Damon and Ken Jennings one
million dollars are saying c Cessorus. I will tell you
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that Ken felt very good about C. Yeah, but Matt
Damon was like, we got he use the fifty to
fifty man. He's working on a new character. Okay, He's
in the new Cheech and Chong movie. See final answer.
Cissurus and it is rushing down. Wow. Only thing I
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thought I was in Spanish to whisper. It's close to that. Yeah,
so that's exactly why. Yay. Yeah, she travels the world,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
And you guys thought I was crazy for trusting a woman, Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I did, all right? So what charity will we be
donating your winnings to? Now? We're keeping it all all right,
coming up money for women coming up next.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
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Speaker 2 (19:58):
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