August 27, 2025 • 7 mins
"Why did a British news anchor ask an actor if he had to 'beat off' a lot of American men to land a superhero role?"That’s just the tip of the absurdity iceberg in this wildly entertaining episode of The Ben and Skin Show on 97.1 The Eagle. Join Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray as they dive headfirst into the most hilariously bizarre audio clips you’ll hear all week.From a British reporter’s accidental double entendre to a woman on the street casually revealing that the “vacuum cleaner man has seen her t***,” this episode is a masterclass in unexpected comedy. And just when you think it can’t get any weirder, a cooking show host drops a jaw-dropping story about stolen lunch money and… an abortion.
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
With with with ahing with I show you're gonna wing
it you except with simple for me pursuing it. Hold
out shaw shame through the sewer. Dude, Now what chilling
I think people? Yeah, we doing it three your clocking
on the dock. Got a habit for my house or go?
That is how we're starting to getting Crattit shows that
enough multiply like a rabbit, do in so out, creak
(00:36):
it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I wana hang out with my friends blocking it on
the radio. My boy's getting in his hand talking on
the radio. It's time to to this sponsor in all
by we go Kati to steaming up and see it. Ah,
(01:03):
yes alone to welcome everybody. It is a glorious hump
day right here on the Ben and Skin Show ninety
seven point one The Eagle. I'm Ben Rogers, joined by
Jef skin Wade, Kevin kt Turner and Christina Krey Little
Baby Cornbread Ray from Oatmeal Pizza. All hands on deck
today in studio for what's going to be a fun
presentation and I'm going to get this party started right
off the rip today with some incredible audio. It's just
(01:26):
going to set the tone and it's just going to
kind of let you know what you're in for today
as you tune into the dumbest show in America. And
I'm going to start with a British news lady. I
just want to get this thing started on with the
right tone. And this is a lady who might or
might not be using a phrase wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You are you?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean you may pay this apparent all American hero.
Don't want to spoil the plots, but you're not a
conventional hero, it seems sure. This is you as an
all American and a big opportunity for you in hollywoods
You must have had to eat off a lot of
American men to get this part. Why does that make
(02:08):
Did you not have to beat them off.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The role that was?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Imagine there was a few menut for the role as well.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They were they were.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And compose yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I okay, why they're not.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Some other Americans for this role? I guess they were.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
When I sat down with the director.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I didn't know the difference in off and out. She
clearly didn't, because she's like, wait, why where are you
all laughing? It's probably just a phrase that we used
here that they don't use over there? She how did
she look great? That changes the clip? What? Yeah, I
don't know if that helps. Is that the Daniel Cornynworth
(02:53):
guy that I'm David corn sweat Okay, I thought the
same thing though. They're talking superheroes. Yeah, and all the
Americans that had to be beaten out in order to
get that role to be out the American man. Now,
she either revealed that she's comfortable saying that, or she
revealed that she doesn't really know what the phrase means.
(03:14):
But I've got some other cases where people reveal something,
and this is one where it's a lady talking to
a reporter. The reporters out in the street talking to
this lady, let me figure out what happened here at
the scene of whatever this news story is. And this
lady swerves way out of the way to include some
pretty crazy facts.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh, the police wouldn't let me go to through one
hundred and twenty seconds, so I had to go around
one hundred and nineteenth and go and I was They
let me look at the lawyer's building. I know the
vacuum cleaner man. He's seen my ta. I know that's
not gone one.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm not here to lie to you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So for a vacuum cleaner man. She says she's getting
told her about over by the vacuum cleaner man. He's
seen my blank her up tops. Yeah, why is the
she needs to provide some contexts? I hear that again.
I mean, listen, how random it is that she she's
(04:16):
saying the word that rhymes with hits and.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Go and I was they let me look at the
lawyer's building. I know, the vacuum cleaner man, he's seen my.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I know that's not going What is even happening here?
By the way, what is she describing? It's the did
raisin bread, it's the.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I hate.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Definitely can't see that was a live radio Yeah, yeah,
what is she describing here? What are the police letting
her do? Just want more context? Vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
How?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Why it's important just to know that he's seen him?
And what if that's really not what he does? It's
just a nickname, the dirt devil. Okay, Now this last
one is a guy who was due to cooking show.
It's a pretty standard cooking show, and he's cooking pasta
and he's trying to tell the audience how to make
(05:18):
the pasta and all that, but just to kill time,
he kind of goes off road and starts telling a
revealing story. We're just going to take our pasta and
put it in the pot.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
What we're gonna do is if you just wait, like
you know, five seconds, it's going to soften.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sometimes you got.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
To help it along a little bit, and you always
want to keep track of which side was sticking out
because at the end we're going to compensate. I remember
when I was a kid growing up, my friend Justin
and I wanted to make a roller coaster. So we
started saving money by putting our lunch money in a
shoe box, and after about six months we had a
couple hundred dollars in there. But it turns out that
(06:03):
my friend Justin's sister's boyfriend had found the shoe box
and he stole the money to pay for an abortion. Okay,
this is looking just about ready. Okay, I stole the
process a few months ago.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I forgot because I was like, why forever to get
there too? You know, it looks like it's just about ready.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
They're gonna build a roller coaster too.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
To make sure one's really paying attention.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, this is looking just about ready.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, the obvious question who is the abortion for? Because
we need more of that. I mean, there's an assumption
it's the sister. But this guy can't be trusted. He's
stealing money from little kids trying to build roller coasters.
This is probably cooking shows. It's because it takes time
to cook these. I just do a quick story about
the roller coasters.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I remember when I was a kid growing up, my
friend Justin and I wanted to make a roller coat, sir,
So we started saving money by putting our lunch money
in a shoe box.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
After about six months, we had a couple hundred dollars
in there. But it turns out that my friend Justin's
sister's boyfriend had found the shoe box and he stole
the money to pay for an abortion. Okay, this is
looking just about ready.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We'll watch that show every day. What is that show?
I got it right, So much better than the Hell's
Kitchen guy that yelling at everybody what you had for lunch?
When if he was used as lunch money. All right,
we were off and running. It's gonna be a great show.
Where are you gonna take us next? And things skin
is tracking man. Yesterday, Ben, we had to do something
(07:44):
bold and exciting but also very scary, and I'll give
you the details, all right,
With with with ahing with I show you're gonna wing
it you except with simple for me pursuing it. Hold
out shaw shame through the sewer. Dude, Now what chilling
I think people? Yeah, we doing it three your clocking
on the dock. Got a habit for my house or go?
That is how we're starting to getting Crattit shows that
enough multiply like a rabbit, do in so out, creak
(00:36):
it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I wana hang out with my friends blocking it on
the radio. My boy's getting in his hand talking on
the radio. It's time to to this sponsor in all
by we go Kati to steaming up and see it. Ah,
(01:03):
yes alone to welcome everybody. It is a glorious hump
day right here on the Ben and Skin Show ninety
seven point one The Eagle. I'm Ben Rogers, joined by
Jef skin Wade, Kevin kt Turner and Christina Krey Little
Baby Cornbread Ray from Oatmeal Pizza. All hands on deck
today in studio for what's going to be a fun
presentation and I'm going to get this party started right
off the rip today with some incredible audio. It's just
(01:26):
going to set the tone and it's just going to
kind of let you know what you're in for today
as you tune into the dumbest show in America. And
I'm going to start with a British news lady. I
just want to get this thing started on with the
right tone. And this is a lady who might or
might not be using a phrase wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You are you?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean you may pay this apparent all American hero.
Don't want to spoil the plots, but you're not a
conventional hero, it seems sure. This is you as an
all American and a big opportunity for you in hollywoods
You must have had to eat off a lot of
American men to get this part. Why does that make
(02:08):
Did you not have to beat them off.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The role that was?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Imagine there was a few menut for the role as well.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They were they were.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And compose yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I okay, why they're not.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Some other Americans for this role? I guess they were.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
When I sat down with the director.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I didn't know the difference in off and out. She
clearly didn't, because she's like, wait, why where are you
all laughing? It's probably just a phrase that we used
here that they don't use over there? She how did
she look great? That changes the clip? What? Yeah, I
don't know if that helps. Is that the Daniel Cornynworth
(02:53):
guy that I'm David corn sweat Okay, I thought the
same thing though. They're talking superheroes. Yeah, and all the
Americans that had to be beaten out in order to
get that role to be out the American man. Now,
she either revealed that she's comfortable saying that, or she
revealed that she doesn't really know what the phrase means.
(03:14):
But I've got some other cases where people reveal something,
and this is one where it's a lady talking to
a reporter. The reporters out in the street talking to
this lady, let me figure out what happened here at
the scene of whatever this news story is. And this
lady swerves way out of the way to include some
pretty crazy facts.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh, the police wouldn't let me go to through one
hundred and twenty seconds, so I had to go around
one hundred and nineteenth and go and I was They
let me look at the lawyer's building. I know the
vacuum cleaner man. He's seen my ta. I know that's
not gone one.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm not here to lie to you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So for a vacuum cleaner man. She says she's getting
told her about over by the vacuum cleaner man. He's
seen my blank her up tops. Yeah, why is the
she needs to provide some contexts? I hear that again.
I mean, listen, how random it is that she she's
(04:16):
saying the word that rhymes with hits and.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Go and I was they let me look at the
lawyer's building. I know, the vacuum cleaner man, he's seen my.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I know that's not going What is even happening here?
By the way, what is she describing? It's the did
raisin bread, it's the.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I hate.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Definitely can't see that was a live radio Yeah, yeah,
what is she describing here? What are the police letting
her do? Just want more context? Vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
How?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Why it's important just to know that he's seen him?
And what if that's really not what he does? It's
just a nickname, the dirt devil. Okay, Now this last
one is a guy who was due to cooking show.
It's a pretty standard cooking show, and he's cooking pasta
and he's trying to tell the audience how to make
(05:18):
the pasta and all that, but just to kill time,
he kind of goes off road and starts telling a
revealing story. We're just going to take our pasta and
put it in the pot.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
What we're gonna do is if you just wait, like
you know, five seconds, it's going to soften.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sometimes you got.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
To help it along a little bit, and you always
want to keep track of which side was sticking out
because at the end we're going to compensate. I remember
when I was a kid growing up, my friend Justin
and I wanted to make a roller coaster. So we
started saving money by putting our lunch money in a
shoe box, and after about six months we had a
couple hundred dollars in there. But it turns out that
(06:03):
my friend Justin's sister's boyfriend had found the shoe box
and he stole the money to pay for an abortion. Okay,
this is looking just about ready. Okay, I stole the
process a few months ago.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I forgot because I was like, why forever to get
there too? You know, it looks like it's just about ready.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
They're gonna build a roller coaster too.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
To make sure one's really paying attention.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, this is looking just about ready.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, the obvious question who is the abortion for? Because
we need more of that. I mean, there's an assumption
it's the sister. But this guy can't be trusted. He's
stealing money from little kids trying to build roller coasters.
This is probably cooking shows. It's because it takes time
to cook these. I just do a quick story about
the roller coasters.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I remember when I was a kid growing up, my
friend Justin and I wanted to make a roller coat, sir,
So we started saving money by putting our lunch money
in a shoe box.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
After about six months, we had a couple hundred dollars
in there. But it turns out that my friend Justin's
sister's boyfriend had found the shoe box and he stole
the money to pay for an abortion. Okay, this is
looking just about ready.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We'll watch that show every day. What is that show?
I got it right, So much better than the Hell's
Kitchen guy that yelling at everybody what you had for lunch?
When if he was used as lunch money. All right,
we were off and running. It's gonna be a great show.
Where are you gonna take us next? And things skin
is tracking man. Yesterday, Ben, we had to do something
(07:44):
bold and exciting but also very scary, and I'll give
you the details, all right,
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