August 5, 2025 • 18 mins
“What percentage of failed relationships leave people with a happy taste in their mouth?”
That’s the question that accidentally launched one of the most awkward—and hilarious—moments of the month on The Ben and Skin Show, featuring hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray.In this July blooper roundup, the crew revisits the most unintentionally funny, bizarre, and off-the-rails moments from the past month. From misphrased sentences to dad jokes that flew under the radar, this episode is a celebration of everything that makes the show so uniquely entertaining.
That’s the question that accidentally launched one of the most awkward—and hilarious—moments of the month on The Ben and Skin Show, featuring hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray.In this July blooper roundup, the crew revisits the most unintentionally funny, bizarre, and off-the-rails moments from the past month. From misphrased sentences to dad jokes that flew under the radar, this episode is a celebration of everything that makes the show so uniquely entertaining.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Thank you for knowing that July has come and gone
and UH, Christina has collected and I have collected some
of the clips from the show that we should review
and then just take a gander at. But I'm first
going to take us all the way back to UH.
And I'm gonna be honest, I think this probably happened
like twenty twenty three or twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What a flash.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But the reason this is important you'll find out in
a second. This is from two or three years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
To Prosperford dot com. That's a great website. When we
were getting kids for our cars, we went to Prosperford
dot com. My wife didn't start picking out a bunch
of cars and made it. Really we were getting kids
for our cars. It's a very popular charity. All right,
why did your kid and we'll give you a car? Well,
I consider it kids for the cars.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, Christina and I were to UH this from last month, and.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You're gonna love getting a little sneak peek at the
entire inventory when you go to Prosperford dot com. The
whole inventory is right there online, both new and pre owned.
I know because when we bought kids for my cars,
we bought one kid a new car, one kid got
a pre owned car, and they had done the research beforehand.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Where are you buying these kids? It's a commons.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, I have a surplus of cars and I need
to buy more kids to fill all these cars?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Were you saying it? And I just shot up like wait,
what did he just say?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I had several listeners text me, hey, dude, come on man,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I know because when we bought kids for my cars?
We bought one kid. Oh that was fun. My brain
reversed it. Uh huh's turn our attention over to Ben
like a cowgirl. Really, I thought I had a clean month, man.
I didn't think I had any bloopers. I will say,
out of all of us, you were the cleanest. Okay,
let's go big month for me. But doesn't believe me
(02:00):
totally innocent? Okay, do you have two strikes to your legs?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Right? We were at Chalk Tall and we were discussing,
playing some little family feud type thing and bended this. Sorry, yeah,
I'll in fact, I'll give you guys the next song
to try to figure it out, all.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Right, coming up next? And if you know what it is?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Text in, we don't have a text coming up next.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Just knocked us off the ex text into another radio
station and let them more. Men are doing housework three
minutes away from that neg I don't really have a
text toy or working phones.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
We did.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And then when when our old Pdo was let go Zach,
when he was let go, it was all under his
log in. Uh So, all of a sudden I noticed
that I couldn't get access to that, and I was like,
oh crap, we don't.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Get at the text anymore? Does he still receive text messages?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You know?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
My favorite part about that clip is E vonn giggling
in the ground chalk to.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
All right coming up next and if you know what
it is, text in, we don't have a text coming
up next, Just knocked us off the egg text into
another radio station and let them know.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's a good recovery though it is great.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What is it that we had a bunch of people
text in to one, O five three of the fan
that time?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Remember that it was funny something dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
For sure, And then people were texts dude, did you
send everyone over here?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I guarantee you. Dawson thought that was Finn.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, for sure, Christina. Yeah, Christina loves a good dad joke.
It's really she's one of one of her favorite things.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
And here's what she did.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I feel like it's never been harder for actual astronomers
to get in the news than the last two weeks.
You know, if you're an astronomer, maybe you saw something
out there, there's a there's a comment. But if you
just google an astronomer, it's all stories about the Coldplay couple,
the big affair.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And it's a.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Shame it wasn't astrologer because they would have seen this
all coming.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know, an astrologer would have seen it coming. And
Christina has issued the dad joke of the week. Here
the been in skin show trying not to holding on
to that some fresh copy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Thanks, that's not a good prize. It's not coffee. Oh
I thought he said copy.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh I don't think I said copy, did I I
don't think I would have done that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I don't know. I think that's a good dad joke.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
That astrology, astronomy science. It's a thinker's joke.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I really was trying not to say it, and then
it just kept popping up.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Scru it. It wasn't a layup Ben.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
She kind of admitted that she just sits on dad
jokes and does distribute.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Come on, give up those dead jokes.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, guys, I forgot we were on the air once.
That's just that's just a time signature thing.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That seems like a scam.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's counterproductive or counterintuitive to the idea of why you
would have the insurance and why the bank would sign off.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's just it is such a racket.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Because you're paying for nothing, right, I'm just throwing money away.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a shakedown. It's gonna do that. Just gamble. That's
good place. Is there anything else you want to add?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Coming disaster, Sorry about the disaster.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You were talking insurance, but it's a shakedown. It's gonna
do that. I'd just gamble.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's good place. Is there anything else you want to add?
All right? Coming turtle thought spill that you're like that
was a.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Terrible foe talking about Oh wait, did I say that
out loud?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Crap?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I hate when I do the bring into the abyss
said that you looked like the comic strip Ziggy.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Let me say, when we come back, we will tell
you about Ben's bad phrasing. Country Jeff's skin Wade and
Christina not paying attention to the show.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's next Ben and Skin Show ninety some point one
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Like this week we have Pantaa tickets for the show
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(06:45):
It's free. If you haven't downloaded it yet, what are
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Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, finishing up July bloopers from the show, we have
a Jeff skin Way to call into question here. I
detected this, but Ben was finishing his point because you
guys were discussing something. And then afterwards I realized it's
actually pretty funny. This is called Skin Talks Country or
Forest Gump Skin.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I oh sorry, I can't believe I watched Midway. I
don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's just like Pearl Harbor attack and what that led
to so bad? How are you doing on the best
show in television?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The Bear?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He said, I'm started. I've finished season three. I tell
you what, I'll watch Midway tonight if you get caught
up on The Bear.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's just so heavy.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
This is going to take a little work. But he
sounded crazy when he said, I don't even know what
it is.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't even know what it is. Jenny, I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Even know what it is. It's just like one more time,
I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I mean that. It just sounds like me. I can't
believe I watched Midway. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It sounds like Forrest Gump to me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What do you remember when a Chuck e Cheese got arrested?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yes, it's pretty funny, right, Well, we were talking about
that earlier last month.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
How do they even know it's him under there for sure?
Maybe he didn't come to work that day and it's
his buddy where there's another employee, like they they walked
him outside with the mask helmet on, so it's just
a rat head. They put cuffs on him when he
had the little gloves on, I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Had a theory on this.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
How they know it's him, the person that runs the
digital ticket counter because it's digital tickets, not real tickets. Now,
the personal the digital ticket counter ratted on him. He's
back there, Jamel. So when they when they got it,
he goes, I don't get no card on me. I
don't use nobody's callings on my own.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's what a voice. Yeah, cartoon rat voice.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, you guys are not playing a lots.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I thought the first one was a success.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
It was, It really was, And I thought, you really
shouldn't have tried to stretch it into a double.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And I turned into a little impersonation.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
At least you should have tried to slide in the
second to just overrun it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
This one is a joke that was undetected by the
rest of the group, though Christina doing fine work, but
none of us caught it in real time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
By the way, and looking at the map, it looks
like Palmer Lake is between Denver and Colorado Springs. Closer
to Colorado Springs, your correct, right. I don't see Emerson
on the map, but I don't doubt it. But I
can see why that'd be a good place for a BUCkies.
I really don't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I didn't know the joke.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Emerson Lake and Palmer Guys.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
By the way, and looking at the map, it looks
like Palmer Lake is between Denver and Colorado Springs closer
to Colorado Springs are correct, right, I don't see Emerson
on the map, but I don't doubt it. But I
can see why that'd be a good place for a BUCkies.
That is super nerdy like. That's a good prog rock joke.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Thank you, and her serious nature and the delivery I
think really helped.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yes, you deserve you know what? That joke would have
played better on ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I told you Ben had a clean a pretty clean month.
That's right here, and I'll prove it in a second. Nope,
I'll tease ahead, took good.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
How are you going to prove he had a clean
month by playing all his non mistakes skinned.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
With the joke here? Let's see how the crowd like
this one from last month.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I would prefer my potatoes to be used as the
softener more than the egg softeners.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, I'm pretty egg neutral. Honestly, you got to be
in the mood for eggs.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh you're agnostic. I'm pretty agnostic, and I'll allow it.
Thank you God.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know you don't do this often, but that's one
where I'm a little bit I got. I wish you would
have thought of that one.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, by the way, breakfast goes over to Molly's always agnostic.
I got a lot of people hit me up, just
lots a lot of people out there in the community.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I thought that was a good joke.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
We've talked a lot about Ben's clean month. But first Christina,
we have two events of her.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She's not only paying attention to the show. Yeah, here's
number one.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So there.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, there's some things. Is there anything other things that
you know, zap your energy? I think just talking to
someone who beats you down a lot. I mean I
think that's like enough, Well, good people.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You don't tell the person that they're sucking the life
out of you, but like we all know that person.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
How about if the battery or your phone dies or
anything just goes out, stops working.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay, now that again, but that's not so oh this
is social stuff. Yeah, sorry, I'll say, welcome to the segment.
That's a good time to cash you in the final
thirty seconds. Here's number two. What the good news is
the bad news first?
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I would like to get the bad news first and
then end on a high.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is the bad news worse than the good news? Is awesome?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Christina. I'm sorry I would say yes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I remember that too because I had a weird text
from my HOA and I looked down I was reading it.
You go, Christina, I'm like, I literally have no idea
what you just said.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Ho A moment? How the ho A thing work out?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It was something about painting my door. I think it
was a skim.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I don't know, man. Fine.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
One of the alets says reported on Ben's Clean July
is NBC five, and for some reason I had to
get Pat Doni, who is their sports guy.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
For some reason, I drew here into the mix. For
no reason.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
All I can figure out is Mike Leslie. Every time
that movie brought up the local news reporter who went
to a party, and I think his wife or girlfriend
was dressed up. I can't remember. It was just them.
They were the only ones dressed up. And dude full
on buy in on the mask like he looked just
like Jim Carrey. You know it's great. She's a weather
woman for CBS eleven. They have TV news wars.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
We've seen the.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
TV news teams and Anchorman go out and fight, and
I wonder if they're a little conflicted when that happens.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It happens often around here.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Think about their kid, their kids, Like, I don't know
what news to watch, dude, NBC five, the weapons trading
they've been doing.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Dude, Dony comes in like loaded with it. I'm like, dude,
you're gonna kill someone in this fight. Goddamn, Why did
I do that to Doney? He looked the nicest guy
in the world. Bad about it.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
He's telling me a Dony joke. Felt bad about it. Yeah,
the context was bad too. Context was bad. I thought
it was a good joke. I was fighting off a
stroke the whole time. I thought it was a pretty
good comedy.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Before we get to Ben's second strike of July, Skin
did this star of the movie.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Was Christopher Reeve. Oh Superman. I'm sorry, Ben, No for
one point.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Your other hint is what would come after Superman?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I was gonna say, Lois Lane, there we go four
points for Ben right there? Skin.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I think people will be talking about that joke for years.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That was another one that I didn't get in real
time attention in real time, but later on it hit
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Probably not rapid fire man. Probably no need to investigate
it again. We just did. We've been teasing to it.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let's go ahead and do yeah, fair, fair, let me
get me out of the way, and then we'll do
a skin and then we'll close with Ben's big moment.
He's been charged of disorderly conduct and peeping into a dwelling.
That's actually the phrasing of a law, peeping into a dwelling, peeping.
I peeped into a dwelling, stood outside a circle of
(15:12):
people who couldn't let something.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Go what.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
They're not moving on with their life. They're very upset
with the Luca trade. But that's peeping into a dwelling.
People are still mad at the master of the Lucas. Oh,
the dwelling, the dwelling. Yeah, yeah, that's the joke.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Subject.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay, it's good when you know now that it's explained,
it's very funny to me. Will you re explained the joke?
I wouldn't mind circling back on that joke later circling
around on it like an end around, like a reverse.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I thought it was fine. I'm standing by and you
explained it. It didn't help. I'm not gonna fight it again.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Let's do a podcast on that Joe skin Weight from
last month. What are the most important job skills to
have in twenty twenty five? What's the most important thing
you can have? And I have your top ten answers.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
The ability to easily bend over because I think so
much physical labor is going to be a part of
what's valuable.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
What robots are for.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I don't know that they've mastered that yet.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Bend Over Madman did a.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Good skill to have a right robots won't have the
same feel.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Probably read all about this and plenty of the publications
in Our Town and our d magazine Read ran a
feature on this. Here's been Rogers from the month of
July and our final news clip of the day.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
I mean, what percentage of dates or relationships that go
wrong leave people with a happy taste in their mouth?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
In other words, or.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Satisfy like okay, let's say say thats okay?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
So for me in the day about zero? I mean,
I would.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Say has been after he says it, tries to kind
of get out of it.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I mean, what percentage of date or relationships that go
wrong leave people with a happy taste in their mouth?
In other words, or satisfying like okay, let's says say
that inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Get him out of here.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Whoever it is, such a good drop for that, you're
so hairy there, Get him out of here, whoever it is.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I don't care if it's someone on the show. Get
him out of here.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I'll never forget the time been issued that joke. KT
looked him dead in the.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Eye and he said, do your job, go home, enjoy
your nine, turn around, do it again.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Die And that's life and that's why. Then we'll be
back here tomorrow with all of us. Christina, you gotta
stick around and play music o'clock. Hell yeah, Kray is
next right here on the eagle. Here you going well,
I'm gonna get my sack back, dude, Rip Fort Dingleberry
Thank you for knowing that July has come and gone
and UH, Christina has collected and I have collected some
of the clips from the show that we should review
and then just take a gander at. But I'm first
going to take us all the way back to UH.
And I'm gonna be honest, I think this probably happened
like twenty twenty three or twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What a flash.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But the reason this is important you'll find out in
a second. This is from two or three years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
To Prosperford dot com. That's a great website. When we
were getting kids for our cars, we went to Prosperford
dot com. My wife didn't start picking out a bunch
of cars and made it. Really we were getting kids
for our cars. It's a very popular charity. All right,
why did your kid and we'll give you a car? Well,
I consider it kids for the cars.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, Christina and I were to UH this from last month, and.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You're gonna love getting a little sneak peek at the
entire inventory when you go to Prosperford dot com. The
whole inventory is right there online, both new and pre owned.
I know because when we bought kids for my cars,
we bought one kid a new car, one kid got
a pre owned car, and they had done the research beforehand.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Where are you buying these kids? It's a commons.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, I have a surplus of cars and I need
to buy more kids to fill all these cars?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Were you saying it? And I just shot up like wait,
what did he just say?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I had several listeners text me, hey, dude, come on man,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I know because when we bought kids for my cars?
We bought one kid. Oh that was fun. My brain
reversed it. Uh huh's turn our attention over to Ben
like a cowgirl. Really, I thought I had a clean month, man.
I didn't think I had any bloopers. I will say,
out of all of us, you were the cleanest. Okay,
let's go big month for me. But doesn't believe me
(02:00):
totally innocent? Okay, do you have two strikes to your legs?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Right? We were at Chalk Tall and we were discussing,
playing some little family feud type thing and bended this. Sorry, yeah,
I'll in fact, I'll give you guys the next song
to try to figure it out, all.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Right, coming up next? And if you know what it is?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Text in, we don't have a text coming up next.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Just knocked us off the ex text into another radio
station and let them more. Men are doing housework three
minutes away from that neg I don't really have a
text toy or working phones.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
We did.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And then when when our old Pdo was let go Zach,
when he was let go, it was all under his
log in. Uh So, all of a sudden I noticed
that I couldn't get access to that, and I was like,
oh crap, we don't.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Get at the text anymore? Does he still receive text messages?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You know?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
My favorite part about that clip is E vonn giggling
in the ground chalk to.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
All right coming up next and if you know what
it is, text in, we don't have a text coming
up next, Just knocked us off the egg text into
another radio station and let them know.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's a good recovery though it is great.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What is it that we had a bunch of people
text in to one, O five three of the fan
that time?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Remember that it was funny something dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
For sure, And then people were texts dude, did you
send everyone over here?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I guarantee you. Dawson thought that was Finn.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, for sure, Christina. Yeah, Christina loves a good dad joke.
It's really she's one of one of her favorite things.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
And here's what she did.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I feel like it's never been harder for actual astronomers
to get in the news than the last two weeks.
You know, if you're an astronomer, maybe you saw something
out there, there's a there's a comment. But if you
just google an astronomer, it's all stories about the Coldplay couple,
the big affair.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And it's a.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Shame it wasn't astrologer because they would have seen this
all coming.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know, an astrologer would have seen it coming. And
Christina has issued the dad joke of the week. Here
the been in skin show trying not to holding on
to that some fresh copy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Thanks, that's not a good prize. It's not coffee. Oh
I thought he said copy.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh I don't think I said copy, did I I
don't think I would have done that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I don't know. I think that's a good dad joke.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
That astrology, astronomy science. It's a thinker's joke.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I really was trying not to say it, and then
it just kept popping up.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Scru it. It wasn't a layup Ben.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
She kind of admitted that she just sits on dad
jokes and does distribute.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Come on, give up those dead jokes.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, guys, I forgot we were on the air once.
That's just that's just a time signature thing.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That seems like a scam.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's counterproductive or counterintuitive to the idea of why you
would have the insurance and why the bank would sign off.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's just it is such a racket.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Because you're paying for nothing, right, I'm just throwing money away.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a shakedown. It's gonna do that. Just gamble. That's
good place. Is there anything else you want to add?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Coming disaster, Sorry about the disaster.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You were talking insurance, but it's a shakedown. It's gonna
do that. I'd just gamble.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's good place. Is there anything else you want to add?
All right? Coming turtle thought spill that you're like that
was a.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Terrible foe talking about Oh wait, did I say that
out loud?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Crap?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I hate when I do the bring into the abyss
said that you looked like the comic strip Ziggy.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Let me say, when we come back, we will tell
you about Ben's bad phrasing. Country Jeff's skin Wade and
Christina not paying attention to the show.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's next Ben and Skin Show ninety some point one
the Eagle don't forget. You gotta listen to each and
every second of our show for your chance to win tickets.
Like this week we have Pantaa tickets for the show
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We'll have another pair for you tomorrow, and then of
course Thursday and Friday. You gotta have that iHeart app.
(06:45):
It's free. If you haven't downloaded it yet, what are
you doing? You can go listen to every segment that
you've missed as part of the Ben and Skin Podcast,
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cool iHeart app. All right now it's time for this.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, finishing up July bloopers from the show, we have
a Jeff skin Way to call into question here. I
detected this, but Ben was finishing his point because you
guys were discussing something. And then afterwards I realized it's
actually pretty funny. This is called Skin Talks Country or
Forest Gump Skin.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I oh sorry, I can't believe I watched Midway. I
don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's just like Pearl Harbor attack and what that led
to so bad? How are you doing on the best
show in television?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The Bear?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He said, I'm started. I've finished season three. I tell
you what, I'll watch Midway tonight if you get caught
up on The Bear.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's just so heavy.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
This is going to take a little work. But he
sounded crazy when he said, I don't even know what
it is.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't even know what it is. Jenny, I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Even know what it is. It's just like one more time,
I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I mean that. It just sounds like me. I can't
believe I watched Midway. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It sounds like Forrest Gump to me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What do you remember when a Chuck e Cheese got arrested?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yes, it's pretty funny, right, Well, we were talking about
that earlier last month.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
How do they even know it's him under there for sure?
Maybe he didn't come to work that day and it's
his buddy where there's another employee, like they they walked
him outside with the mask helmet on, so it's just
a rat head. They put cuffs on him when he
had the little gloves on, I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Had a theory on this.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
How they know it's him, the person that runs the
digital ticket counter because it's digital tickets, not real tickets. Now,
the personal the digital ticket counter ratted on him. He's
back there, Jamel. So when they when they got it,
he goes, I don't get no card on me. I
don't use nobody's callings on my own.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's what a voice. Yeah, cartoon rat voice.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, you guys are not playing a lots.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I thought the first one was a success.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
It was, It really was, And I thought, you really
shouldn't have tried to stretch it into a double.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And I turned into a little impersonation.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
At least you should have tried to slide in the
second to just overrun it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
This one is a joke that was undetected by the
rest of the group, though Christina doing fine work, but
none of us caught it in real time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
By the way, and looking at the map, it looks
like Palmer Lake is between Denver and Colorado Springs. Closer
to Colorado Springs, your correct, right. I don't see Emerson
on the map, but I don't doubt it. But I
can see why that'd be a good place for a BUCkies.
I really don't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I didn't know the joke.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Emerson Lake and Palmer Guys.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
By the way, and looking at the map, it looks
like Palmer Lake is between Denver and Colorado Springs closer
to Colorado Springs are correct, right, I don't see Emerson
on the map, but I don't doubt it. But I
can see why that'd be a good place for a BUCkies.
That is super nerdy like. That's a good prog rock joke.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Thank you, and her serious nature and the delivery I
think really helped.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yes, you deserve you know what? That joke would have
played better on ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I told you Ben had a clean a pretty clean month.
That's right here, and I'll prove it in a second. Nope,
I'll tease ahead, took good.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
How are you going to prove he had a clean
month by playing all his non mistakes skinned.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
With the joke here? Let's see how the crowd like
this one from last month.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I would prefer my potatoes to be used as the
softener more than the egg softeners.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, I'm pretty egg neutral. Honestly, you got to be
in the mood for eggs.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh you're agnostic. I'm pretty agnostic, and I'll allow it.
Thank you God.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know you don't do this often, but that's one
where I'm a little bit I got. I wish you would
have thought of that one.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, by the way, breakfast goes over to Molly's always agnostic.
I got a lot of people hit me up, just
lots a lot of people out there in the community.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I thought that was a good joke.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
We've talked a lot about Ben's clean month. But first Christina,
we have two events of her.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She's not only paying attention to the show. Yeah, here's
number one.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So there.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, there's some things. Is there anything other things that
you know, zap your energy? I think just talking to
someone who beats you down a lot. I mean I
think that's like enough, Well, good people.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You don't tell the person that they're sucking the life
out of you, but like we all know that person.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
How about if the battery or your phone dies or
anything just goes out, stops working.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay, now that again, but that's not so oh this
is social stuff. Yeah, sorry, I'll say, welcome to the segment.
That's a good time to cash you in the final
thirty seconds. Here's number two. What the good news is
the bad news first?
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I would like to get the bad news first and
then end on a high.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is the bad news worse than the good news? Is awesome?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Christina. I'm sorry I would say yes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I remember that too because I had a weird text
from my HOA and I looked down I was reading it.
You go, Christina, I'm like, I literally have no idea
what you just said.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Ho A moment? How the ho A thing work out?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It was something about painting my door. I think it
was a skim.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I don't know, man. Fine.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
One of the alets says reported on Ben's Clean July
is NBC five, and for some reason I had to
get Pat Doni, who is their sports guy.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
For some reason, I drew here into the mix. For
no reason.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
All I can figure out is Mike Leslie. Every time
that movie brought up the local news reporter who went
to a party, and I think his wife or girlfriend
was dressed up. I can't remember. It was just them.
They were the only ones dressed up. And dude full
on buy in on the mask like he looked just
like Jim Carrey. You know it's great. She's a weather
woman for CBS eleven. They have TV news wars.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
We've seen the.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
TV news teams and Anchorman go out and fight, and
I wonder if they're a little conflicted when that happens.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It happens often around here.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Think about their kid, their kids, Like, I don't know
what news to watch, dude, NBC five, the weapons trading
they've been doing.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Dude, Dony comes in like loaded with it. I'm like, dude,
you're gonna kill someone in this fight. Goddamn, Why did
I do that to Doney? He looked the nicest guy
in the world. Bad about it.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
He's telling me a Dony joke. Felt bad about it. Yeah,
the context was bad too. Context was bad. I thought
it was a good joke. I was fighting off a
stroke the whole time. I thought it was a pretty
good comedy.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Before we get to Ben's second strike of July, Skin
did this star of the movie.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Was Christopher Reeve. Oh Superman. I'm sorry, Ben, No for
one point.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Your other hint is what would come after Superman?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I was gonna say, Lois Lane, there we go four
points for Ben right there? Skin.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I think people will be talking about that joke for years.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That was another one that I didn't get in real
time attention in real time, but later on it hit
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Probably not rapid fire man. Probably no need to investigate
it again. We just did. We've been teasing to it.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let's go ahead and do yeah, fair, fair, let me
get me out of the way, and then we'll do
a skin and then we'll close with Ben's big moment.
He's been charged of disorderly conduct and peeping into a dwelling.
That's actually the phrasing of a law, peeping into a dwelling, peeping.
I peeped into a dwelling, stood outside a circle of
(15:12):
people who couldn't let something.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Go what.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
They're not moving on with their life. They're very upset
with the Luca trade. But that's peeping into a dwelling.
People are still mad at the master of the Lucas. Oh,
the dwelling, the dwelling. Yeah, yeah, that's the joke.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Subject.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay, it's good when you know now that it's explained,
it's very funny to me. Will you re explained the joke?
I wouldn't mind circling back on that joke later circling
around on it like an end around, like a reverse.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I thought it was fine. I'm standing by and you
explained it. It didn't help. I'm not gonna fight it again.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Let's do a podcast on that Joe skin Weight from
last month. What are the most important job skills to
have in twenty twenty five? What's the most important thing
you can have? And I have your top ten answers.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
The ability to easily bend over because I think so
much physical labor is going to be a part of
what's valuable.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
What robots are for.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I don't know that they've mastered that yet.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Bend Over Madman did a.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Good skill to have a right robots won't have the
same feel.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Probably read all about this and plenty of the publications
in Our Town and our d magazine Read ran a
feature on this. Here's been Rogers from the month of
July and our final news clip of the day.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
I mean, what percentage of dates or relationships that go
wrong leave people with a happy taste in their mouth?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
In other words, or.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Satisfy like okay, let's say say thats okay?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
So for me in the day about zero? I mean,
I would.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Say has been after he says it, tries to kind
of get out of it.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I mean, what percentage of date or relationships that go
wrong leave people with a happy taste in their mouth?
In other words, or satisfying like okay, let's says say
that inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Get him out of here.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Whoever it is, such a good drop for that, you're
so hairy there, Get him out of here, whoever it is.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I don't care if it's someone on the show. Get
him out of here.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I'll never forget the time been issued that joke. KT
looked him dead in the.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Eye and he said, do your job, go home, enjoy
your nine, turn around, do it again.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Die And that's life and that's why. Then we'll be
back here tomorrow with all of us. Christina, you gotta
stick around and play music o'clock. Hell yeah, Kray is
next right here on the eagle. Here you going well,
I'm gonna get my sack back, dude, Rip Fort Dingleberry
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