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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Custing the cowboys coming up at five o'clock, but right
now it's time for this.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I stumbled through a bit of a wormhole in which
I went to look at some print calls from c
Span over the years, okay, and then as I was
going through it, I was laughing, So I was like,
this ought to be good for the show. So if
anyone has a problem with the content, you can email
me directly at Christina Ray at iHeartMedia dot. Good luck
spelling it h c SPAN, the cable news channel that's
(00:33):
usually pretty boring, but they do a lot of go
to the phones talk shows on there as well.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Let's go to the phones. So let's go to Jack
in a Wagon Mound, Jack and Wagon Mound, New Mexico Republican.
Hi Jack, Hi Greta, how are you morning?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
This is Jack Strickland.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's a great day here in wagon Mound.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Look, I hate to body at work like this.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But did I leave my wallet on your nightstand?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Brenda Houston, Texas Democrats call it.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
So good, so good.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That is not happening, right, that's taken.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
That's taken, the your mama style joke to the straight
to your chest and doing it to you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's really good.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That happened to Uh, Clarence in New Hampshire.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Clarence Democratic Line in Jacksonville, Florida, and hear what he
has to say, Hi, Clarence.
Speaker 8 (01:22):
Good morning, shining day here in America the New Hampshire primary.
I think it's very interesting to see how different this
race is from previous races when you look at the
amount of personality that you see in the Republican field,
Herman Kane with his nine to nine nine plan, Rick
Perry with his oops, Michelle Bakle with their.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Very hairy but that was totally inappropriate, and and what's
going on in New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Wow, pretty shocking, dude, Pretty shocking.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
One of my favorite things about these sorts of things,
you know, prank calls, is the long s to really
give yourself leeway to say, yes, stupid thing you want
to say, get where you're going?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Can you hear me, juice?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
To Zach in New York, Zach, go ahead and bring
him to New York.
Speaker 9 (02:11):
Hey, Zach, Hi, how you doing? Good morning? Go ahead.
So I'm really glad you guys brought up this issue today, because,
believe it or not, I was actually in DC last
week and I had the pleasure of seeing the Washington
Monument and believe it or not, it looks exactly like
my poma.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right, we'll move on. All right, We'll move on.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Or not.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
They seem so innocent until the end. It's going to
Thomas and Houston.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Thomas in Houston, Texas, Republican Line. Thanks for holding your
on with Michael Gordon of.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
The New York Times, Penis peeniss everywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
All right, I'm gonna move on to the Pike in Norwood, Massachusetts, Picking.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Gordon of the New York Times.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Everywhere, all right, We're going to move on to Mike
in Norwood, Massachusetts. If you were in that scenario and
it was freaking you out, you were terrified, you call SPAN.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm panicking. Oh I love that one so much.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, man, think about it?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah everywhere. Yeah. Rick's calling from Austin, Texas on our
Republican Line. What's on your mind today, Rik Tari?
Speaker 10 (03:30):
I just wanted to talk about what's going on between
the US and North Korea, but I really specifically want
to talk about Donald Trump and what he's doing. You know,
with all the presidents we have been no strangers, say hey,
but for Donald Trump, we're also no strangers to love.
You know, you know the rules, so do I. And
for him, a full cime picking out. And you wouldn't
get this from any other guy.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And I just want to.
Speaker 10 (03:51):
Tell y'all how I'm feeling. We want to make y'all
understand hopefully that he is never going to give you up.
He is never going to let you down.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He's never found We're not going to get Rick world.
Here Steve from Window, Connecticut on our INDEPD.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
He did.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't think you guys caught it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The whole thing. Okay, he did the whole verse.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
That's with all the presidents, we have been no strangers
to hey, but Berdnald Trump are also no strangers to love.
You know, you know the rules, so do I. And
for him, a full commitment is what I'm picking out.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was nice of TB to call into c spans
the same thing. He had the whole path Uh, Phoenix,
good morning.
Speaker 11 (04:30):
Oh. I think mister dub has a very excellent point.
If you follow the recent curve of the B O
N R, you will find that there is definitely much
friction and definitely much slippery action going on there. And uh,
I just got to say that when you do follow
the bon.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Here Burlington, Vermont, if you followed the curve of the
B O N R you work that in. It's pretty good.
I have so many more Waco, Philly, Memphis and more
we'll do next. Okay, all right, that's coming up next.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
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Speaker 2 (05:41):
All right.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
We're in the middle of an audio bubble bath and
KT has audio from classic prank calls on c SPAN.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Se Span, the cable news channel that resorts to a
lot of taking calls from the public. We see this
like in the sports talk world a little bit, but
it's kind of interesting to see it in a whole
different light.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So here's this one I thought was interesting. Our next
called Newark, New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Go ahead, yeah, Hi, I got myself into really bid
that I was paying one credit card off with another
for over four years. I just went on and on,
and you know, I mean, I'm like really broke right
now about the file bankruptcy. You know, I'm trying to
get a penile end plant. I need to enlarge my
package to pick up the chicks these days.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Now, Oxford, North Carolina is up next.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Good morning, Okay, pretty professional, just to say the next
town and move on this.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
It is funny to say that you need to get
out of debt so that you can get penile enlargement surgery.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Let's go to Jed in Waco, Waco, Texas. Jed Democrat, Hi, Jed,
you're on the air. Go ahead, Jenny with us. I
like you, all right. Let's head on to Darlene and Rochester.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Mission pretty great is to have it ready. I think Canon,
New Jersey is where we should go.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Here we go next to Canada, New Jersey on the
Republican line.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What do you think about all this?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Good morning, Brian, thank you for see Ben welcome.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
When did you lose your virginity?
Speaker 11 (07:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
How old were you? I'm not about to answer that question.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Vir when'd you get Hey?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Thanks, nice to hear from you. Always good to hear
our callers when they are like that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I think a part of this, too is Howard Stern
might have been sending people to do this, because there
was a bunch that I didn't cheers that were very
ster and oriented.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Here's Lewis in La.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Lewis is waiting in Los Angeles, California, on our line
for independence.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Lewis, good morning, Good go ahead, Lewis.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I think this.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You know, I was talking to Naunt Lisa about this
the other day. You know, this goes all the way
back to the griefs. You know, we're talking about universal
links here, and nowadays you just have the drive force
with America, Canada, Russia all that. I guess, like my
main question is just how the love stoss work.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Apologize that. We'll go on to Cleo in Dallas. Lunchboxes work?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
What the he It's just how the lunchboxes work.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Apologize for that. We'll go on to Cleo in Dallas. Dallas,
Are y'all too young to have had lunchboxes?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I have a lunch box in here right now.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Okay. I just didn't know if that died off at
some point, like that was a huge deal with me
and Ben were kids. Lunchboxes were like did y'all have
like Star Wars lunchboxes or superhero or Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, I don't know. Does it mean something in mind?
What what do you mean? Are you saying? Is there
an inn window?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Gone?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, asking a funny question. Okay, Okay, I have to
think that maintain innocence.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
But I was making sure because I did say I
have one in here, and I do have a lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, a girl, I think you're good. Okay, I hope so.
Carl in Orlando, Orlando, Hey there, Carl.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Before I have my comment, I made the SPAN for
several years, and probably the last few days I haven't
highest amount of obscene callers. So I'd like to ask
a procedural question, what is c SPAN doing to crack
down on these calls?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Well, whenever we hear something, first of all, we try
to admonish we try to cut them off as best
we can. We're not on any kind of delay or anything,
so we just have to do the best we can
and hope that we're getting the best from our callers.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's pretty much what I can say.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
It's just a shame that the level of discussions going down.
But about the Romney situation. You go to the exit
polls in New Hampshire voting for him because they care
about the economy, and they're voting for him because of
this huge penis.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's a caller that was this morning along like you
was the ally of the show. He was above doing
anything like that. What are you guys doing?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
The discussion is lesson because of this because of your problems.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
I do wonder if that did have anything to do
with the polls New Hampshire. This at Romney's dom. This
is by the way, he misused the word admonish.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I think, yeah, you do. But he's nervous.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
He was trying to sound all smart and stuff. He's like,
I haven't heard you guys, auldmonish.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Anybody. Let's check the eskape patch real quick, all right,
let's uh.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Call her messing with us this morning. We hope to
get the best of our callers. He set himself up
nicely there. But let's uh, let's move on. We don't
need that kind of stuff on the program riverside.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, we don't need that.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
There's some admonishing there at the end.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Let's go to Memphis, all right, thanks for the call.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Let's go to Memphis, Tennessee caller, and you disagree with the.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
President, basically, it's my ball, bitch, scratch them all right?
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Thanks, got a good way to Yeah. I love that
they have to sit there and answer those questions. You know,
they don't want to take those calls. All right, There
you have it. Uh, if you've got any thoughts on
any of those calls, reach out to the general right now,
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