September 4, 2025 • 6 mins
"Would you want to live to 150 if it meant your toilet knew everything about you?"In this wildly entertaining episode of The Ben and Skin Show, hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray take listeners on a whirlwind ride through global politics, futuristic tech, and fashion industry revelations—all with their signature blend of irreverent humor and razor-sharp wit.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Featuring veteran news anchor kt fun tweets pretty big deal yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Weirdly, I don't know if y'all saw, but Putin and
Ji Jinping hanging out having a big parade.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
They had a fantasy draft. They had a fantasy draft.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
They had to get their their draft in with some
of the other world leaders and uh so basically there
there was a big parade, which is also strange that
they're together, and that's probably not good as a military parade.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's it's not good that the evil powers of the
universe are getting together having a military parade.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, hey, but hey everyone, I know you weren't thinking
about this, but we just want to make sure you
knew that our two gigantic nations, with all this superpower energy,
we're together.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We're a line.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
In fact, we're doing the routines together. I hope you
guys enjoy your football season.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The good news is they were celebrating the eightieth ynniversary
of the end of World War Two, so talked celebrating
the start of something.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So that's good. That was big for China.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So Putin, whose health has been in question for a
long time, he's got his own poop guy. Basically, every
stool sample he has gets taken to the lab to
make sure that he doesn't have cancer.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Dude, it although he might already have cancer. We have
the technology for that. There are smart toilets. Well, every
time you go to the bathroom and a toilet, it
runs tests on all that.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh biometric toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, dude, it's right, we have the technologies, just like
not everyone can afford it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Obviously, could Vladimir poopin afford it? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now Jesus Ping is definitely a guy who his reputation
worldwide is not great either. So there was a hot
mic moment.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Though.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Now you're gonna hear a translator in there the New
York Times that is shoddy. Not shoddy. I can't say
that anymore, can't use that word. They had a kind
of half assed translator come in and uh, kind of
talk over what they were saying.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But this is what happened. In the past.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
People rarely lift to be over seventy, But.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
These days at seventy you're still a child by old.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Technology is making advances because nobody constant transplants some human
organs and.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Babe, even people will go younger as they agean and
achieving immortality. Beat that in the century, humans might be
able to live to one hundred and fifty years old.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Pretty weird, hot mic moment there whoa New York Times
running out of recent awful accent.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
These are definitely the conversations I want authoritarians to have,
right a.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
LITTI one hundred and fifty Yeah, harvest Organs, bam bam.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
And you know one of the things that we've seen
recently with our own leaders sharp as ever at eighty going.
So if we could double that and let them continue
to lead, I don't know, man, I think we're in
a real good spot here.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I sitting there going, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's what Trump and Putin actually met to talk about
in Alaska last week or two weeks ago. I had
Mark toilet fifty me and you one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Hey, hey, Donald, what is your overrunder?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But this is once again, as used in The Simpsons,
predict things. Once again, a Will Ferrell movie predicts the
future Talladega Knights. It's not crazy to think modern science
I go to be one hundred fifty, two hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's not crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Now we know that I saw this ye yesterday, and
I don't know when it's from, but there was a
guy who's ninety three years old participating in a bodybuilding contest.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh yeah, he was all tan. Yeah, and it was
getting started in his life ninety three.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But I you know, again, that could be from a
decade ago, but it was on my timeline yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He mister Vladimir Putin would be eighty three, so he's
allowed to rule until twenty thirty six.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wait, I didn't know that he was that old. He
looks great for eighty three. No, he'll be eighty three
and twenty thirty six, Oh he is sixty.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, I was gonna say, man, he does not look
that old, damn, because he had a change in twenty twenty.
He had a change in Russia's constitution that allows him
to stay as the leader until twenty thirty six.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Right, which I don't know that they would. You want
to know the playbook.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
If he wanted to keep it going, he could just
do it, yeah, and keep going beyond that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's amazing how many people just mysteriously end up dead
by questioning him. Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I
fell out of a buildings.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Always strange, that happens very sopranos.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Also in the Weekday Update, if you guys want more
Weekday Update stories, because that one wasn't good enough.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
For you, was it? I mean, I want him. It
satisfy every one.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Georgio Rmani dead at the age of ninety one, Little
World News today.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Georgia o'marni.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I knew him as as a cologne growing up, so
I failed to realize.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm not a big fashion guy either though, So what
get out of here?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I mean, I'm the same guy who earlier in the
show had never heard of American apparel. But ninety one
and guess what I found out about him today? But
like to do it with men and women?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Hell yeah? And am I do it? I mean sex? Yeah,
that's great, man, not make clothes.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Did y'all know anything about Georgio ARMANI. I didn't know
he was still alive, Not really. I just assumed that
his his name was a real person. Yeah, I thought
it was like some fake brand.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah I knew it was a person, but I didn't
like it's same as you. I mean, I know that
there's like suits and stuff that people buy, but for me,
it's it's a cologne that I'm aware of.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sure. To Ben's point, that used to be a thing
in the nineties, like, oh, Armani suits, Like, look at you,
pat Riley's wearing an Harmani suit.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is Harley Davidson a real guy? Probably Ralph Flourd. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's kind of like that. Uh, it's like that Travis
Matthew thing right.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Like I thought it was Matthew. Is he a real guy?
Two people? It's two guys.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, it's Travis and Matthew, not Travis Matthews. And it's
two guys that know two other guys named Travis and Matthew.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Calvin Kleine is a real, real person. Yep. Tommy Hill figure,
real personal person.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So these guys put their name on Okay, so it's
not it's probably like Tom Harley and Steve Davidson versace
real person really, so one of these.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Needs to be fake then all right, that's anod job.
All right, thank you for reporting. Kevin
Featuring veteran news anchor kt fun tweets pretty big deal yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Weirdly, I don't know if y'all saw, but Putin and
Ji Jinping hanging out having a big parade.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
They had a fantasy draft. They had a fantasy draft.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
They had to get their their draft in with some
of the other world leaders and uh so basically there
there was a big parade, which is also strange that
they're together, and that's probably not good as a military parade.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's it's not good that the evil powers of the
universe are getting together having a military parade.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, hey, but hey everyone, I know you weren't thinking
about this, but we just want to make sure you
knew that our two gigantic nations, with all this superpower energy,
we're together.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We're a line.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
In fact, we're doing the routines together. I hope you
guys enjoy your football season.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The good news is they were celebrating the eightieth ynniversary
of the end of World War Two, so talked celebrating
the start of something.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So that's good. That was big for China.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So Putin, whose health has been in question for a
long time, he's got his own poop guy. Basically, every
stool sample he has gets taken to the lab to
make sure that he doesn't have cancer.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Dude, it although he might already have cancer. We have
the technology for that. There are smart toilets. Well, every
time you go to the bathroom and a toilet, it
runs tests on all that.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh biometric toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, dude, it's right, we have the technologies, just like
not everyone can afford it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Obviously, could Vladimir poopin afford it? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now Jesus Ping is definitely a guy who his reputation
worldwide is not great either. So there was a hot
mic moment.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Though.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Now you're gonna hear a translator in there the New
York Times that is shoddy. Not shoddy. I can't say
that anymore, can't use that word. They had a kind
of half assed translator come in and uh, kind of
talk over what they were saying.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But this is what happened. In the past.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
People rarely lift to be over seventy, But.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
These days at seventy you're still a child by old.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Technology is making advances because nobody constant transplants some human
organs and.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Babe, even people will go younger as they agean and
achieving immortality. Beat that in the century, humans might be
able to live to one hundred and fifty years old.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Pretty weird, hot mic moment there whoa New York Times
running out of recent awful accent.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
These are definitely the conversations I want authoritarians to have,
right a.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
LITTI one hundred and fifty Yeah, harvest Organs, bam bam.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
And you know one of the things that we've seen
recently with our own leaders sharp as ever at eighty going.
So if we could double that and let them continue
to lead, I don't know, man, I think we're in
a real good spot here.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I sitting there going, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's what Trump and Putin actually met to talk about
in Alaska last week or two weeks ago. I had
Mark toilet fifty me and you one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Hey, hey, Donald, what is your overrunder?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But this is once again, as used in The Simpsons,
predict things. Once again, a Will Ferrell movie predicts the
future Talladega Knights. It's not crazy to think modern science
I go to be one hundred fifty, two hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's not crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Now we know that I saw this ye yesterday, and
I don't know when it's from, but there was a
guy who's ninety three years old participating in a bodybuilding contest.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh yeah, he was all tan. Yeah, and it was
getting started in his life ninety three.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But I you know, again, that could be from a
decade ago, but it was on my timeline yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He mister Vladimir Putin would be eighty three, so he's
allowed to rule until twenty thirty six.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wait, I didn't know that he was that old. He
looks great for eighty three. No, he'll be eighty three
and twenty thirty six, Oh he is sixty.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, I was gonna say, man, he does not look
that old, damn, because he had a change in twenty twenty.
He had a change in Russia's constitution that allows him
to stay as the leader until twenty thirty six.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Right, which I don't know that they would. You want
to know the playbook.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
If he wanted to keep it going, he could just
do it, yeah, and keep going beyond that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's amazing how many people just mysteriously end up dead
by questioning him. Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I
fell out of a buildings.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Always strange, that happens very sopranos.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Also in the Weekday Update, if you guys want more
Weekday Update stories, because that one wasn't good enough.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
For you, was it? I mean, I want him. It
satisfy every one.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Georgio Rmani dead at the age of ninety one, Little
World News today.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Georgia o'marni.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I knew him as as a cologne growing up, so
I failed to realize.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm not a big fashion guy either though, So what
get out of here?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I mean, I'm the same guy who earlier in the
show had never heard of American apparel. But ninety one
and guess what I found out about him today? But
like to do it with men and women?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Hell yeah? And am I do it? I mean sex? Yeah,
that's great, man, not make clothes.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Did y'all know anything about Georgio ARMANI. I didn't know
he was still alive, Not really. I just assumed that
his his name was a real person. Yeah, I thought
it was like some fake brand.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah I knew it was a person, but I didn't
like it's same as you. I mean, I know that
there's like suits and stuff that people buy, but for me,
it's it's a cologne that I'm aware of.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sure. To Ben's point, that used to be a thing
in the nineties, like, oh, Armani suits, Like, look at you,
pat Riley's wearing an Harmani suit.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is Harley Davidson a real guy? Probably Ralph Flourd. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's kind of like that. Uh, it's like that Travis
Matthew thing right.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Like I thought it was Matthew. Is he a real guy?
Two people? It's two guys.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, it's Travis and Matthew, not Travis Matthews. And it's
two guys that know two other guys named Travis and Matthew.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Calvin Kleine is a real, real person. Yep. Tommy Hill figure,
real personal person.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So these guys put their name on Okay, so it's
not it's probably like Tom Harley and Steve Davidson versace
real person really, so one of these.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Needs to be fake then all right, that's anod job.
All right, thank you for reporting. Kevin
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