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Speaker 2 (00:36):
But right now it's time for Kevin for a good
one right there.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It sounds a little bit like a phone, but the
movie theater sound effects really help it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Sometimes you do a story not because of the details
in the story, because of one simple thing. And you
guys will know real soon why forty five year old
man was arrested after he pushed some workers at a
subway restaurant and then pulled out a knife. This is
in Florida. Edward Cocaine faces charges of aggravated assaults.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Eddy Cocaine, he screwed. He's immediately gotta be guilty. His
last name is Cocaine. Amazing? How is it spelled? Every
time he walks in? That song fires off.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Every time he works into the subway, they know, oh
my god, he's here, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
How is it spelled?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Just the way you notice the Cocaine family?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And there's no way he doesn't go by? Eddie Deputy
said that Edward Cocaine went into the restaurant with another
guy Okay, yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Robert and marijuana, and he got into an argument with
employees over what he believed was their bad attitudes. Which
how about that you go into a place I don't
like your attitude today, start a little something.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, that's bad. You don't know what anyone's going through?
Why do you? Why do you care about it? They're
making you a quick sandwich? Why do they have to
do it with a good attitude?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
These are sandwich artists been and when you suffer with
your sandwich art like they do. You're not always going
to be in a good mood because it's a tumultuous task.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
One of the things that really hurts during a tough
economic time is the arts, and with what's going on
with the economy, the sandwich artists are under a lot
of fire and there's just not not as much revenue
for him.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Cocaine then went behind the counter.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And pushed one of the employees before pulling out a knife,
then raised the knife over his head and then took
a little sniff off of it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Was he fidgety and sweating? Yeah, he looked at his picture.
Does look like he was fidgety and sweating, you said?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The man who was with him tried to restrain him,
and then they just both left. And this is now
a story because his name is Cocaine. Else you don't
know about it.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I'm very interested in the let's just say, the etymology
of the name. What region of the world is the
last name Cocaine from?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What region? Let me type this into AI.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Of the world, Like, is he from Peru? Does Cocaine
originate from.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I thought Bolivia?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
But western South America?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, the Indian region?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, Columbia, Peru, and Bolivia. Really everything we ever thought
about it?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, would you change your name?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You what you dude? You have the gift of being
named that cocaine. O. Don't know that's going to work out.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You were voted most likely to pull out a knife
at a subway in high school.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's gotta be hard to get a job with that
last name, right, I.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mean that really isn't that wrong? I don't think you're
allowed to name discriminate.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Hey, guys, ahead of our HR department, everybody give up
for Eddie Cocaine.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Eddie. Everyone's like mister Cocaine.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I think at that company, I think, yeah, he's our hero.
If you have that name, you can't change it. You
were gifted at one of the great comedic names.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And why is he carrying a knife? Did he not
just grab it out of the he went behind the counter.
I mean, I mean, does he have like.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
A giant rambow knife and like a holster?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Ima.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I didn't say what his career path was, but maybe
he worked in a place where you need to have
a knife on you at all times, okay, for like work, Yeah,
you gotta cut something like a Swiss army knife.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, he could be he could be a rope on tire. Huh.
You know you know those guys go around, Yeah, those
guys that go around.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Good luck coming for that one. AI, there's a job
as a test of time.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Rope untired, Eddie cocaine, Eddie cocaine.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Is any other drugs that would be good names?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
What did you say earlier? Marty marijuana, Robert marijuana.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Robert Marty marijuana is way better. What a great cartoon
for the program. I like Fred Horse tranquilizer. Uh, there's
really not any Cocaine is just the perfect name. It's great,
it's outstanding, and that's what's happening. And of course it
happened in Florida. Oh, it's just perfect. It's one of
those made for radio type things, radio where stories come
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to life.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Awesome, Thank you Kevin for that incredible reporting.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Coming up next to today game, followed by an audio
bubble bath, followed by we have another hawk story tatun
stay tuned, it could get spicy.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All that's coming away on the Beninskian Show right here
in the Eagle