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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:01):
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you know how, sometimes they throw it to the field
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reporter that isn't in the field. They're just kind of
in the back offices. Well, the back offices at this
news station is not great. It looks more like a
teacher's lounge. And so this is like a young journalist
reporting on what happened at this school.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Interesting story out of Florence County, the Sheriff's office arresting
a teaching assistant from West Florence High School for spring
and internet acquired spray designed to imitate a feces.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Order at the now she meant to say order, She said,
feces order.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That sounds like a cold of two worshipers. She's kind
of at a bad news station in South Carolina. I
believe okay, but so just when she says order, just
know that she means odor.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
For great designed to imitate a feces order at the school.
This is a suspect Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis. He's been
charged with disturbing schools and malicious injury to property. Investigators
alleged that Lewis uses Frey on multiple occasions in over time,
resulted in disruption of the school children, requiring medical attention
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for respiratory issues, and requiring the school to spend over
fifty thousand dollars for inspection and damage to the school's
air conditioning system. The investigation into the matter is ongoing,
and investigators say there could be even more charges. Lewis
is being held at the Florence County Detention Center a
waiting bond.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Is in jail.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Give these spray to fartsprey in jail, and it's fifty
thousand dollars to prepare the air conditioning system. Like what,
I think He's doing it a lot over time. So
I mean, God, I haven't heard about fart spray in
a long time. But it used to be a big deal, right,
or at least you had heard of it. People pranking
people with fart spray? But how does it go from
(02:14):
like causing medical harm to ruining an air conditioning system?
Like was it out of date or something?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I'm glad you asked. Here is a lady who
it's very short, talking about her kid.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
My son. His asthma's been triggered multiple times because of this,
and I've had him take him to the doctor three times.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So what he probably did was he probably sprayed the
fart spray by the air conditioning return. Yeah, and then
and then it sucks it up into the thing and
then distributes it all throughout multiple times too.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Why would a teacher do It's a teacher, right.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
A teacher's teachers assistant. So what's that ta? Yeah? But
what I say, kind of bored?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Maybe I.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Do have a little fun.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Wouldn't we have heard of something like this happening with
fart spray before? Is this the first time fart spray
has caused problems?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There was.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I think it's the first time it's ever been used
as a weapon.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
This happened in Houston in twenty twenty three, or conro
So near Houston. It was two kids did it, but
they got criminal charges because you know, they had to
a evacuate the school. But there's hospitalizations and things like that.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Why are they Why can't you buy something on the
market that will do this? Yeah, at Spencer's right. Yeah,
I don't know what the purpose is. It's a deadly
gag gift.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It feels like it's not even that funny by the
time you're thirteen. It's not that funny. It's funny when
you're eight.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, here, here's here's what a I sais about it.
Fart spray, also known as liquid ass okay or novelty
stink spray, is designed as a prank product. It usually
contains concentrated sulfur compounds that mimic the smell of rotten eggs, feces,
or sewage. Oh man, and they start talking about all
these eye irritant, toxicity, inhalation, risks short term exposure. But
(04:06):
the bottom line is it's not poisonous in small prank doses,
but it is a chemical irritant. Don't spray it on
people in someone's face or in tight spaces without ventilation.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, they shouldn't be selling this. You can't trust anyone
who's going to buy that not to spray it right
in someone's face.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
If in it, you know, I understand, Like, Okay, you
wouldn't spray raid. We were talking about raid earlier. You
wouldn't spray that in someone's face. But rate has a purpose.
The only purpose of this is to make people smell
something horrible.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I guess you don't know what everyone's allergic to, right,
if one of the chemicals in there, So, I mean,
that's that's rolling the dices. I saw a story for
twenty sixteen. A fifteen and sixteen year old sprayed it
in high school but they get charged with fourth degree
assault because one student had breathing problems and had to
go to the emergency room.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Do real farts cause breathing problems?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
It depends on where you put the fart.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, here you do return.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, where's the air you're trying to resuscitate somebody?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, twenty sixteen was when I saw Robert plant at
the bomb factory last time.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
So yeah, guys, don't do the fart spray everyone. Yep.
Why is this in the news? You know what. I'd
rather have that news than some of the other stuff.
So we'll do that all right, coming up next? How screwed.
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