Full Show: August 5, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ron Stewart is still touring. I doesn't have his age
there eighty eighty and how many times are you getting
his stomach pumped.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
When evan with I show, You're gone ruben dead be
except with simple to be pursuing it. Hold out shawshank
through the sewer. Did now what chilling? I think he will? Yeah,
we're doing it. You're clotting on the dock. Got a
habit for my house?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
A go s.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
That is how we're starting.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Getting craddit shows that en up both the fi like
a rabbit dune ins out, break it up, eat the habit.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I won't hang out with my friend rock head on
the baby my.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Talking on the lady.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's time to do his bong.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Call it in and we go.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
At Christine and all them. Yes, Hello and welcome. It's
the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point
one the Eagle. Thank you for tuning in today and
every day. Thank you for making this dumb ass show
a part of your daily routine. I am Ben Rogers,
joined by my close personal homie from Richardson, Texas since

(01:19):
nineteen eighty two, Jeff skin Wade. Good day, mate, Pride
and joy of only Texas He's a man who used
to bail hay and wranglers and now he just wears wranglers.
Kevin kat Turner some quaids. Also joining us is the
Pride and Joy of Oatmeal Pizza Blanket, the wickedly talented

(01:41):
Christina little Baby corn Bread Ray Chill, Relax, have a macha,
I got one, I.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Got are macha obsessed?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, part of my macha march. Skin wants to be
a Macha man man to do that village feature. Someone's
done it. I looked it up. No one's done. It's
done it. Dude, you gotta do it. One man. Skin
wants to be job Man, your first viral video. Let's
do it.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
By the way, we were a Choctaw the other day
and there was a guy that was dressed as two
of the village people at once. That cowboy construction construction
worker he was was he wearing a safety vest indoors? Yes,
that's very strange. There wasn't.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
There were several things that distracted us during that live
remote broadcast. Do you remember what they were? Christina? One
was boob related.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
But why do you say that I had well, I
had no visual. You guys just Katie, I think mentioned
maybe Triple H's. I didn't know if that was wrestling
reference or what you guys saw. And then you said
that maybe you're close by.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
A pool the lot, there were a lot of people
walking by bathing suits and that's never happened there. That
U that pregnant lady that was wearing a bikini that
could have been anywhere between the ages of fifteen and
twenty five, and her man friend who was about four eight,
was pushing a stroller and she was ready like eight eight.

(03:07):
I mean that thing was eight and a half months in.
I thought she was going to give birth in the
pool at Choctaw. I thought I was going to deliver
a baby right in front of our show. I was
like putting on my rubber gloves that I carry around.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
So, I've got to talk to you guys about pickleball.
Let's go. I can't get enough of it. I just
can't get enough of it. And I absolutely love it.
And I'm probably the back end of this whole phase.
This this kind of going away now, Katie, you said
you'd play pickle with ball me anytime. You still haven't.
You still haven't invited me.

Speaker 9 (03:38):
Oh, I've been dealing with a little of achilles soreness.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah that you should get out and play pickleball with
that tight achilles or yeah, get it ready, Yeah, just
let that thing snap.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
I did some bad WebMD reading about it, and I
was like, I think I'm going to tear my achilles today.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know, thirty seven, Okay, Dagny thirty seven, But you
have the body of a fifty eight year old Kevin Hart. Yeah,
and so I do think I'm on a crash course
collision with an injury much like yourself, Kevin, and skin
is ripe to be injured at any point in any

(04:16):
moment in any day. I'm hurt right now. I hurt. Christina.
I think you're fine for a while. I think I'm
the healthiest.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
But I did just go to the doctor this morning,
so they Oh, I mean, I haven't found out yet,
but I got a lot of test on guess.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, I'm kidding. I'll be fine. How's your power walking? Fine?
I haven't done it in the past two days. You
said you're going to do American power walking because you
wanted it, like that's what was important to you. It's
very important to me.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
But when you have the doctor to go to and
I have an interview yesterday, like things interfere with America.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Things do interfere with America. That's a good job. So
so yeah, so I am not like a terrorist learning
more about the pickleball culture and you know much like
I love pick up basketball. But the problem is I
got to get a gym, and then I got to
get you know, if I'm playing half court, I gotta
get seven other guys, maybe an extra. There's a lot
that goes into my pickup basketball habit, which I'm still

(05:15):
playing on Sundays and Tuesdays. I realized that I'm running
out of time, not gonna be able to do that forever, eventually,
unless I'm just playing with senior citizens, and that's gonna,
you know whatever, I'm gonna have to figure out something
else to do. Like I can't get on a treadmill
because I know I'm exercising and I have no interest.
But if I'm competing, then my brain doesn't realize I'm exercises.

(05:37):
So I've been playing more and more pickaball. And when
I went to I went to Dick's Sporting Goods and
I bought like five pickleball paddles because I wanted to
or four. I wanted to have enough to have a
full game. I didn't want if we wanted to play
as a family, somebody didn't have a paddle so we
could go. So I bought a bunch of balls and

(05:57):
pickleball paddles, and I think the most expensive one I
bought was forty five dollars. Okay, So this weekend, I
have a friend of mine who, by the way, drives
a fire truck for the Dallas Fire Department. Great guy,
but he's not a firefighter and drives a truck around.
So he is gotten very into pickleball, and so I'm like, dude,

(06:18):
let's go. And his daughter is my daughter's age, and
so I'm like, man, our daughters are really good friends.
He's a great guy. I'm like, dude, let's go play pickleball.
And so he's gotten way into it. His brother's even
more into it than him. So I went to meet
him to play pickleball on Saturday night and we go
up to the Light Farms courts and they're just packed,
like every court is taken. And so I don't know

(06:40):
what the culture is, like, I don't I don't know
what the rules are and he goes, oh, look, there's
some of some of the boys that are in our
daughter's grade over there. I'm like, what, that's the mortal enemy.
I don't want any part of these d bags. And
so we go over there and he just kind of
takes over their court. He's got you guys want to
play doubles and they're like, yeah, sure, And so we
get out there and he smoked there. It was awesome.

(07:03):
And he came over to me and he goes, yeah,
these guys are great athletes. They don't know how to play. This.
Is this like a game where you can spike it? Yeah,
you can spike it. And so I'm talking to him
and I'm like, okay, this is my new sense. This
is my new pickleball sense. Show me the ways of
the force. I love how you know, we're obliterating these
dumb asses that are trying to are interested in our daughters.

(07:24):
This is great. And so he goes here, try my paddle,
and so I use his paddle. I'm like, dude, this
is way better than mine. This is great. Where do
I get this? He goes, that's a three hundred dollars paddle.
Oh why had like four of them? He had a
two hundred and fifty dollars paddle and a two hundred
dollars paddle, and they all had fresh grips on him.
And he's like, you need to regrip this once a

(07:45):
month and it is golf. When when was this game Saturday? Oh?
So you've already bought that three hundred dollars paddle three times? No,
I want to. I don't even know where I can
go to buy it. Come on Dig's authority. When I
went to Dix, I think the one I bought forty
five bucks is one of the more expensive ones. Anyways,
I have three hundred dollars. Get bro, I'm like, I don't,

(08:07):
I don't know I got I? Yeah? Was his wife
a net? There? Here's always a net when you play pickleball, right,
and that's there.

Speaker 10 (08:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
The thing is is you can be scrimming it with
your jokes. You don't have to just say every joke
that comes in your head. You can pick and choose
the funny ones. How much you're good pickleball paddles?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Get us back on? What do you think, Gary Hoot?
You get you a good one? Get them all? Do
they grip him up for you? Over? At the Dick
Academy time, it's just spending questions out of his head. Now,
Dick away from the joke at the Dick Academy, sir,
the sports story's authority, Oh, Dick's authority. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I don't know if there's like a golf pro shup

(08:47):
where they grip it for you or they will anyway,
So to your point, Skin, you anticipate me buying an
expensive pickleball paddle very soon. I think before the end
of the show you'll have it delivered the house. Anyways,
if you know anything about pickleball, reach out to me.
Show me the ways of the force. I'm trying to learn,
all right, seven best pedals. But how much? Oh that's

(09:09):
a sex thing. Sorry, Okay, that a joke. All right,
I thank Joe for what I did earlier. All right,
coming up next, where are you going to take some things?
Skin is tracking. Not only are we going to celebrate
a local teacher, we're going to celebrate a celebrity legend
all in the same segment and and Skin Show ninety
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(09:29):
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in the Hollywood Shuffle. But all this month, iHeart is

(09:52):
celebrating the greatness that is the Texas teacher. I mean,
we're doing it all across the nation, but here in town,
we care about these great Texas teachers. It's iHeartRadio's Thinking Teacher,
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(10:15):
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And so every day here locally with all our iHeart stations,
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(10:37):
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Forward slash Teachers. But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Track, another edition of things.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It is track thank You, Thank you very much. I've
been trying to get up early and get into my
Japanese interval walking, but that saw a problem today, guys, Oh,
because last night I can't remember if any of you
said you had watched this yet, but I did jump
in on the part one two and a half hour

(11:26):
Billy Joel documentary, and I jumped in real late. Have
you guys looked at any of this? I've stumbled across it.
I saw, and I watch it for a little bit.
Did you get interested in it?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Not?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Really didn't do anything for you? I mean a little bit,
did you not enough to stick around? Did you watch
any of it? I thought you said you looked at it.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
I know it exists Mike wanted to watch it, and
I told him to wait for me.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
So, okay, I take no pride in saying that I
haven't seen it. It's not some bad Joe honor for
me that I haven't seen it. But he's going to
take a pretty good push to get me to watch
Billy Joel stuff. No, and I get it. And also
I think part of it, you know, always has to
do with your age, Like sometimes you get into something
that's not in your lifetime, the way Christina did with

(12:05):
led Zeppelin. But in the case of Billy Joel, I've
never been some big Billy Joel fan. But you would
literally have to be the guy that lives under a
rock to not know how Piano Man impacts people. It's
the same thing as Sweet Caroline. It's arguably one of
the five greatest sing alongs in the history of recorded music. Like,

(12:26):
Piano Man is such a huge thing, and they were
showing all this footage last night of giant, wimbly sized
stadiums of people singing Piano Man, and you know, it's
like when there's something that exists in the world of
pop culture that you may not be a fan of,
but you just know it throughout, Like I doubt any

(12:47):
of us are big Neil Diamond fans. You are not
really you are? You are my mom was. Yeah, like
the Neil Diamond was popular when Ben and I were,
and Billy Joel to some degree where it was popular.
I remember the first Billy Joel memories I have is
I Love You just the Way you Are, which was
a kV Il staple, which is borderline easy listening like,

(13:12):
And in this documentary they're talking about the fact that
Billy Joel didn't want to put that on the record.
He thought it sucked, and but he liked, we didn't
start the fire. Well that's totally different, Like we didn't
start the fires like Ben and I were seniors in
high school grade. Okay, see that's what I'm talking about.
This whole has to do like how old you are
and all that stuff, Bill Clinton, Bob Dol Packers win

(13:34):
the Super Bowl. Yeah, okay for some of it, and
for me and Ben, we're eighteen when that song came out,
and when you're an eighteen year old, there is nothing
less cool than Billy Joel, Like it is the opposite
of cool. And I'm watching this going didn't Ram do
this better? Three years ago, Like it's basically end of

(13:54):
the world. It's his version of end of the world
as we know it. But he got so massively big
and they're breaking down, like he he was dirt poor,
like he had nothing, and it was one of those
deals where he was either gonna make it or he
was gonna be homeless. And he actually I didn't know this.
He tried to take his life, like he's oh, he

(14:15):
swallowed pills and then they sent him and they got
him out of the hospital and then they checked him
into a psych ward. But you know, when there's someone
who's always been famous your entire life and you don't
really pay that much attention to him, and then you
learn all these crazy stories about him, it's really interesting.
Oh yeah, I just have other things I'm interested in.
It's not it's not that I you know, I think

(14:37):
any documentary on any famous person there's gonna be so
many cool twists and turns. It's just like when I
stumbled across and I'm like, yep, this gets two hours.
I'm just like, I don't have it like that. Yeah, No,
I understand interested enough to give it that time. Yeah,
you gotta be you got it's got to be a
topic that you're interested in, and you know, I'm I'm
way interested in music icons and especially how they shape

(14:58):
the world. Like that's like I told you guys, the
Live Aid documentary stuff. I love it, but that's something
I'm interested in. I'm interested in how pop culture changes
the world. Again, never been a big Billy Joel fan,
and I was. At the end of two and a
half hours, It's one thirty in the morning, I realize
I'm not going to get up and do Japanese interval walking,

(15:19):
and I'm sitting there with crazy heavy lids, going, Am
I going to fire up Part two right now?

Speaker 7 (15:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Did you do it? I did not. But here's the
best part for you guys. Yeah, because y'all are obviously
big fans of step Brothers, this documentary is honestly and
truly broken up, just like that Billy Joel cover band is.
Because part one ends right before they get into eighties Joel. Yes,

(15:48):
I'm just gonna watch part two. No, no, no, you
want to watch part one because the really super interesting
thing about him in his career is that he was
failing miserably until his wife, who by the way, he
stole from his best friend when they were eighteen, which
is why he committed tried to commit suicide, felt bad

(16:09):
about it. Then they reconnected. They stayed together all throughout
the seventies. She became his manager and all those songs
are about her, and she took him to be the
biggest star since the Beatles in terms of record sales.
And then he got in a motorcycle wreck while he
was drunk, and she left him, and that's where it ends.

(16:30):
And it's about to pick up with He's about to
hook up with Christie Brinker in her prime, and it
was awesome. A lesson, everyone, wreck a motorcycle, It'll all
work out, all right. Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle,
Jack Black and Paul Runner teaming up on a project.
What is it? We'll discuss next.

Speaker 11 (16:47):
Juicys Hot, God, every stay on the top in the shoe.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
All right, get some audio to play in this segment,
but I'll start here. Paul Rudd and Jack Black arguably
two of the most likable guys you could ever come across.
You would imagine, right, those are guys like does anyone
ever have anything mad say about them?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
No?

Speaker 9 (17:15):
No, And if they did, you'd be like, why are
you talking to me, Get out of my life.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Don't ruin my life.

Speaker 9 (17:21):
So they're gonna be doing a movie coming in Christmas.
What is that movie? Well, they shot a little promo
for it.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Hey, what's up people, We're making a movie.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Guess what it is.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Paul Rudd and Jack Black star in and Makanda. It
might be the Anaconda, is it?

Speaker 12 (17:36):
Whatever, there's gonna be a good snake and it's gonna rip.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's coming out on Christmas in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 12 (17:42):
You're gonna come in the theater that came out wrong?
I'm it doesn't matter what I'm at. Come see our movie. Dude,
have you seen the snake? No, it's in that room
right there. They're about to feed it a donkey.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So I don't really know, but Chris this day. Steve's
on in it too, the Great Steve's on Okay. So
this is gonna be a satire about like the Acona
movie with j Loo. Yes, right, Like it's gonna be
making fun of those movies. What if it's a remake
and in this case, Paul rudds ice Cube and Jack Black.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Is j Lo.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
God that ice Cube movie? Is this first movie ever
to debut with a zero percent on rus zero Is
that the one on zoom or whatever? Zoom? Yeah? I
think there's an izoomune. Our buddy slightly biased was talking
about the ice Cube movie that was all shot on Zoom.
Oh I did not. I think it's the War of
the World's thing. It's whatever it is. It debuted at
a zero percent. It's pretty bad. Okay. So if this

(18:45):
is making fun of that classic j Loo movie with
ice Cube and John Boight, that could be pretty magical.
They're going to remake their favorite childhood movie, which turned
out to be Anaconda. Wait, so they weren't a children
when that came out. Says it's a friend, a group
of friends facing a midlife crisis who are remaking their
favorite childhood movie. Oh so it's Oh and they're in

(19:08):
the Amazon rainforest battling natural disaster. Okay, okay, okay, so
that's kind of Tropic Thunder. Okay, right, right, right, Okay.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
I don't know, but you got to trust the Yeah,
trust your leading men in this. In this case, ironically enough,
Jack Black was in Tropic Thunder.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
He was about as.

Speaker 9 (19:29):
Second piece of audio I'll have to play for you guys,
involves uh, a Katie Perry concert, she invites a fan
on stage, or multiple fans on stage if they're doing
a sing along or a dance off. But one fan
got too excited and fainted. And here's what it sounded like.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh no, al flew into Katy Perry's jugs and the
l farnd and fell down. It's funny. It's just funny
when the crowd reacts to it. The lady was okay,
she just got excited. Where was this Katie Perry concert

(20:16):
in Canada? I don't know where she does concerts. She's
dating the Prime Minister of Canada. Now apparently they've.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
Been seeing can noodling. I don't know that we can
say that they're dating. They haven't made it Facebook official yet.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's canodling making out in the canoe. You don't know
what can noodling is. Really noodling shouldn't be said, well,
it's like noodling for catfish. Yeah, oh you agree. I
was My mind was going when he said canoe. I
was like, well, no noodling. But in the case of
Katie Perry, noodling for cans. That's why it's can noodling.

(20:50):
Can noodling can noodling either way.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
That happened in the Lady Phil She's okay, She's okay,
get her on the show. Okay, guys, the Sydney Sweeney
stuff won't go away. Everyone's talking about it, but including
our president, who's asked about the Sydney Sweeney thing. But
then he found out that she is like that, she's
a registered Republican, like anyone could care what anyone is.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
He did not sweer Republican?

Speaker 13 (21:18):
Who ry HoTT?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
She's a registered Republican.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Oh now, I love her? At is that right? As
Sidney Sweeney. That's what I wouldn't have known. But I'm
glad you told me that. If Sydney Sweeney is a
registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic. Okay, thank
you very much, everybody here.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay, Now I love her. Her news cycle is amazing.
It is.

Speaker 9 (21:46):
But in football's talk, there's a lot to talk about,
you know, quarterback rankings and things like that.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
And I don't know why I.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Took it to quarterbacks, but you we want your president
to know about your star players in the league.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
So he started this new.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
Fitness campaign thing, and Saquon Barkley's on it. Nick Bosa
is on it. But I love Trump's analysis on the Dolphins.
And Tua for Christina. This is for Christina.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Kwan Barkley was on the council. And Tuah tag O Volley. Ah, yes, the.

Speaker 14 (22:17):
Quarterback who is really he's he's been fantastic. He's been Uh,
when he's not injured, he's great. He's gotta stay healthy,
but he's and he's.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
A great guy. He's a great guy. President Trump, we
need to go over these names with you real quick,
just in advance before you. No, I don't need it.
I've got this, sir. We just want to go. No,
I've got it. I follow the league. By the way,
I would just call him to just because I don't
like to say his last name either. I mean that
was a bold choice by the President. But the way

(22:48):
he tried to curl Olivia to try to make it
sound like it all work to trick your brain out.
Oh did he nail that?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
It's it's a beautiful name to Alivia and toua tag.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh volley a nailed it?

Speaker 10 (23:04):
All right.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
There you have it. You can turn a lot though.
There's the Hollywood shovel all right coming up next? Just
over three minutes away. What would you do of a
bat flew into your mouth? Well, it happened to this lady.
We'll talk about it next Ben and Skin Show. Nwe
on point one the Eagle. Hopefully you're the lucky person
who win those Pantera tickets. Yes, I'm talking to all
of you. Sometime in the next couple hours you'll have
a chance to win. We're giving them away every day

(23:27):
this week on the Ben and Skin Show. They're coming
September third to the dose Ekis Pavilion. Good luck everybody.
We have around the sports here in about a half
an hour with a massive concession failure that I think
you're going to enjoy. But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well wildlife.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
A wild life lady really likes going to national parks.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
She went with her dad. This is lady in her
thirties maybe something like that, and guys going to caves
and take pictures of the sky and all kinds of stuff.
Likes to go be adventurous. Takes pictures inside a cave
of the sky. Yeah, you go down into the cave
and then you shoot up into the sky. Badass. Oh yeah.
Back in the caverns, it's like that.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Like the stalag mites or stalk tights, whatever which one's tag.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Tag Oluvio's well, she's doing this and then this happened.
It's a day Era Cook Khan will never forget.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
We love to go to National Park.

Speaker 15 (24:35):
They went to a horseshoe bent to take some pictures
at night when she noticed something flying right above her.

Speaker 16 (24:40):
We kind of heard and saw some baths playing around.
Never would have thought that one would fly into my face.

Speaker 15 (24:46):
She was in the middle of taking a picture of
the sky when she says, a bat flew right into
her face and got stuck between her mouth and the camera.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Her natural reaction was the screen and they went into
my mouth, making her scream even more.

Speaker 16 (25:00):
It was a freak accident. I got a taste of it,
and it tastes a little earthy, little sweet, if you're wondering.

Speaker 15 (25:06):
She spat the bat out and it flew away. Con
says she wasn't bitten, but her dad, who was a doctor,
told her she needed to go to the hospital right
away to get a raby shot. The problem is, Con
says she didn't have health insurance.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Close to twenty one thousand dollars bill.

Speaker 16 (25:21):
Yeah, cobra's expensive, but it's more expensive to get these
twenty thousand dollars bills when a bat flies into your mouth.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
So she took the risk of not getting cobra with
a dad who's a doctor's doctor, probably thinking my dad's
a doctor, he'll figure that out.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Right. If is there more audio here, that's it, because
I would like to hear the very first thing she says.
She sounds like female mcleven.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Love to go to national parks?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Do sound like female mcleven. That's incredible, all right, Muhammad
is a common name. Read a book that is one
of the greatest amazing.

Speaker 16 (26:06):
I love to go to National Park is incredible.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
How does bag it stuck between her mouth and the camera?
It must have flown up or did she when it came.
I don't know, man, what the hell? It is weird?

Speaker 6 (26:23):
But also if you have flash on your camera, you
shouldn't be surprised bats are flying at your face.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, man, the cobra. The cobra thing is terrifying. Like
in any times we've been in this situation where you
got to pay for your own insurance, it can be
an absolute nightmare, and just healthcare in general, like so
we've talked about this, but my wife and two of
my kids suffer from vasovagel, which means they could just
pass out. Skin has it, They could just pass out

(26:50):
at any point. There's different triggers for different people. Well,
we've learned that with my daughter it's when she's dehydrated,
and it usually happens a stressful situation and she's date dehydrated.
My son it's if he's overheated. My wife if she's
had a quart of wine. And so there's these different
things that triggered them. And so when they first happened,

(27:11):
you like you're outside, like with my son and you
see him pass out, You're like, oh my God, get
an ambulance. But as it happens over and over again,
you realize not to be concerned. So my daughter at
summer camp a couple weeks ago, she passed out. She
passed out cold in front of her whole camp and
they were freaked out. They were panicking and we're like,
now give her some water, Like we're it's just you

(27:32):
know what I mean. It's like, uh, put a cold
rag on her wrist or on her forehead, you'll pop
right and it's like everybody's different, right, Like for her,
it's if she gets dehydrated, it's gonna happen. I've paid
for huge ambulance rides, you know. It's like, pay four
grand for an ambulance ride, and then you realize, oh,
she's just dehydrated. Okay, let's save four grand and just
take her to go get a bottle of water. It's

(27:53):
it's that vase of aagel thing is so crazy. One
of the most humiliating experiences I've ever had was on
a plane trip with Ben and our buddy Anthony de Vincenzo.
We were flying the Hilton Head for a golf tournament
like it was sponsored by ESPN, And it was real
early on a Saturday morning, and I was crammed in
a seat and I started to get vasave agel. I
was on the back row and the guy next to
me is a big, giant dude. He goes, do you

(28:15):
need to get up? Like he could tell, and I
was like yes, And I was right back by where
the little stewardess station is at the back of the plane.
So I just walked back there. We hadn't even taken
off yet. I walked back there and I just laid down.
I was like, I need to lay down for thirty seconds,
and the stewardess went to war with me, like, you
cannot be back here. Did you drink too Like she

(28:37):
was like scolding me and not being in a good
stage a state of mind. I just said, bitch, let
me lay here for thirty seconds. Get out of my face.
So they called it. They went on the plane, they
asked for a doctor. The doctor come came and took
my blood pressure, which when you have vasa aagel, your
blood pressure is dangerously low. It's gonna come back in

(28:58):
three minutes. I told the doctor goes, I know, I understand,
but I have to tell him. They made me exit
the plane when we landed, despite the fact that was
one hundred percent healthy in a wheelchair and Ben and
Evincenzo or taking pictures out of there and laughing at me.
They made me. It was so embarrassing. I'm like, this

(29:19):
is a three minute problem. Just let me put ice
on my wrist. I'll be fine. But now, Yeah, they're
probably worried about like getting in a legal trope. People
probably sue so much for everything, right, They're probably just
protecting themselves. You know, if it bat flies in your
mouth though, just kind of rolled the desk.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
Don't have rabies. Rabies didn't happen that often. The fact
it only happens.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
What is it? Yeah, like a thousand times. I mean
this kid thousand years or something. Let's gets into the
this goes back to the poop too thing, like what
are you willing to pay for that medical coverage?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Like at some point it's so expensive that you're like,
if I got rabies, I got rabies. Like, if it's
twenty one grand, twenty one grand for you to make
sure that I don't have rabies, I think I'll I
literally never pay that off. Right, it's hardcore man. All Right,
there you have it. There's the wildlife news coming up next.
It's a news quiki. We have a very important story

(30:11):
about Fort Dingleberry. It's next.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Give me that moves quickie.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Weird one in North Carolina here, and I'm not let
the news people just handle this to the best of
their abilities. Keep listening very closely.

Speaker 17 (30:25):
In the middle, though, somebody built a small fort on
a nature preserve in Durham, and it was recently torn
down by the town's conservation committee.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Well Fox chixt two wants. Jamel Johnson has more on
that and why it was removed.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Rip Fort Dingleberry.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Community members in Durham are dealing with the loss of
a treehouse built on a trail of open space in
near Sawmill Road. For many in the area, this is
their first time hearing of Fort Dingleberry. Ben never saw
the fort in person, but when you heard the news
of Fort Dingleberry getting removed, he knew it sounded eerily
similar to the one his peers were building.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
You know, I'm a gay man and I'm playing baseball.
Excuse me, I watched the documentary on the Unibomber last night.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
This hangout spot was removed due to it being on
town land and having several safety concerns for the town's
conservation commission and Durham.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Jamiel Johnson Fox sixty one, Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
It's sixty one. How he didn't have to say Fort
Dingleberry that many times? If he could have just said
the fourth, the structure, whatever. It's all said. Interesting of
a story, Honestly, it's not. I shouldn't be history something
that's called Fort Dingleberry. But his delivery is amazing too.
Who named it?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
That?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Is there a sign called that. Well, they think some
kids put it up, but it's like somebody officially named
it that. Why couldn't you just say there's a fort
in the woods. It's not like it's like some sort
of historical land point or something we have to protect
and preserve Fort Dingleberry historical mark. We don't know if
the early settlers named it this.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
Yeah, this can't be like what happened in nineteen ninety
two with fortaint.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Right, Captain ebenez Er Dingleberry named at this We must
under that.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
It was a kid that they had interviewed named Ben,
and I decided to answer Ben. So last night, like
I had, no, I shouldn't have been I should have
been watching the Billy Joel documentary. I went and just
went to my hard drive and typed in Dingleberry to
see if Ben said Dingleberry.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Did I hear that again?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
I hear the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Absolutely.

Speaker 17 (32:19):
Somebody built a small fort on a nature preserve in
Durham and it was recently torn down by the town's
conservation committee.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well, Fox six two wants.

Speaker 17 (32:28):
Jamel Johnson has more on that and why it was removed.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Rip Fort Dingleberry.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Community members in Durham are dealing with the loss of
a treehouse built on a trail of open space in
near Sawmill Road. For many in the area, this is
their first time hearing of Fort Dingleberry. Ben never saw
the ford in person, but when he heard the news
of Fort Dingleberry getting removed, he knew it sounded eerily
similar to the one his peers were building.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
You know, I'm a gay man and I'm playing baseball.
Excuse me, I watched a documentary in the Unibomber last night.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
This hangout spot was removed due to it being on
town land and having several states concerns for the town's
conservation commission in Durham.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Jameel Johnson Fox sixty one.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Okay, wait, doesn't hold on? Was that the only part
of the clip where he was on site somewhere? I
don't know at the beginning of the clip because it
sounds like he did it, and actually the Cadence is
Ai Cadence. Yeah, so his whole report, he's in his
studio and then at the very end he signs off, yeah,
vo at the station, but here I was here though.
I love that?

Speaker 16 (33:25):
Why?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah? All on Channel sixty one, do you guys ever
hang out in forts growing up? I mean, yes, dude, yes,
city so like forts are everything, dude. You forts are
like whoa dude. You start with couch cushion forts, Okay,
start in the living room. You start small, and then
you dream of one day having a tree house or something,
and you have this idea that you'll be able to

(33:47):
build something extraordinary, and you rarely do. It's usually crappy.
But yeah, absolutely, forts are huge. I can't tell you
how much I love and especially in movies at the
top of gigantic trees, treehouse villages like e walks and stuff. Yeah,
the whole idea of just a whole community up at
the top of the trees with like little rope bridges

(34:08):
going from under the next. I just think that's so
damn cool man.

Speaker 9 (34:12):
I'll say, for me, a fort is a concrete in nature,
just because growing up, the babysitter for me was my
great aunt and she lived right outside of town and
she had the hadsome land in the back and it
was called basically the back right deer, like a backyard
the back, and it's like stretches.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Out because the forest but in it for.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
Whatever reason, and I'm probably exaggerating how tall it is.
It's probably five feet tall. But as a square fort
that you can get inside of. Hell, yeah, but like
would have been a shelter in war times or whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
It was. It like a storm shelter.

Speaker 9 (34:49):
I don't know, I truly don't know the origins of it.
But it was a storm shelter concrete. But you can
get into it. It's got no top though, it had
no top, oh right, so it was open. You get
in it, but you're oh, oh dude, that was an
outdoor sex dungeon. Yeah, it was very, very common in
the country.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Was how big was it?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
I think.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
We see When I was a kid, I thought it
was big, but it's probably not that big the size
of a bed. Yeah. I haven't been there in New
Years saying. It's funny the way that stuff works, man,
just shrinks overtime you go back. I thought this was huge.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Yes, I remember being little enough to like you'd have
to get help from the older kids to pull you
into it, and you play it like hide and seek
or something or whatever.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
There's sport talk, yep, there's a little fort talk. Fortleberry
Rest in Peace coming up in just over three minutes.
We go around the sports. Major League Baseball has a
controversy on their hands, and the Rangers are doing good
stuff again. We'll discuss next Ben in Skin Show ninety
seven point one. The Eagle don't forget giving away Pantera
tickets sometime in the next couple hours, and it may

(35:55):
have to do with this. I sent you guys a
picture just now. Gee. I went you guys to look
on our group thread. Christina has already seen it. Do
you recognize anybody in that picture? Christina? I don't. I
feel like I should, though. The guy on the right,
did you recognize him?

Speaker 10 (36:13):
Been?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I thought it was Prince. It's Billy Joel in his
nineteen seventy heavy metal band Attilaka Man, which was a
two man band, A drummer and Billy Joel on a
distorted organ doing heavy metals. It's such a funny picture.
There's raw meat everywhere around them. It's right out of

(36:33):
spinal tap, dressed like Hungarian you know. It's Attila's name
of the band Hungarian Warriors, and they're surrounded by raw
meat and a frozen storage and that's the cover of
their heavy metal album. Isn't that a distorted organ? The
name of your peen journal, Kevin. Yes, it is a
talk about the big curve. You're Bill or Bill, so

(36:55):
remember that it'll come come back to you later. Remember
Billy Joel's heavy metal band an Attila. I promise you
it'll pay off later in this show. But right now
it's time for this.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
Around the sports, KT Quins has all the sports.

Speaker 9 (37:13):
Yes, it is with absolute pleasure to report that the
Texas Rangers got a big win last night. Down five
to four into the ninth, the Yankees bring in their
closer and who's coming up for the Rangers with one out?
Jock Peterson let's go and kind of is unhappy with
because they gave him a two year, thirty seven million

(37:34):
dollar deal and he's hitting about one to twenty haf
his weight.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
He's having a rough year, man.

Speaker 9 (37:38):
But then he squares one up in the bottom of
the ninth, looks at the dugout, yells, don't f with
me three times, and circles the bases.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
The Rangers tie the game. By the way, I was
curious about that, And I don't know who he's talking to.
I think maybe just the world and all the haters.
And he looked at the Rangers bench he was either
I don't know, is he is he? I was trying
to understand if who he might be talking to there.
I think he's mad at Simeon. I don't think he's

(38:07):
mad at Simeon. You know the is he is he
looking at the skipper? Is he looking at hitting coach?

Speaker 13 (38:15):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I know it didn't make sense to me. You think
you can get an off speed pitch by me? Yeah,
he's gotten any pitch by him. It's really incredible. He's
about like one sixteen or something, and he's got the
whole thing that's not going in his favors. That he
is a big guy. And for some for whatever reason,
people get tolerated big guy that's struggling in because you're

(38:38):
you just do some setups, you'd be in it. It's
like I've always been big. I don't know what you want.
He's like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. But it
gets them to extra innings.

Speaker 9 (38:47):
The new guy colomb or Colombe, we traded for awesome,
like the Paul's just moving crazy head. He they had
runs on the corners and they tapped the ground ball
back to him, so the Yankees got there's one out
he's gonna.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Go home run.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Just throw it home.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You'll get the guy out.

Speaker 9 (39:05):
And he's like, no, I'm turning two flips it around,
turn two, go to the bottom of the tenth, get
a guy on, and Josh Young gets a three run
home run. Incredible, and the Rangers win. Get a game
when the Yankees, so they're chasing the Yankees been playing bats.
You got a chance to like and leap frog them
at some point.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
What's going on with the Astros and the Mariners? Yesterday
the Astros won and the Mariners were off, but that
we're not worried about them too much. I mean, we
talk about him game. They gotta have game, We don't.
Will not worried about it. The Yankees are a team
you gotta go get to you know again tonight at seven.
That was very fun. It was very loud in there
last night, but it was probably like half Yankee fans,
but not a Baseball towns that Josh said, He's probably right,

(39:43):
I'd love to sweep those bastards.

Speaker 9 (39:45):
Baseball tried to do something called the Speedway Classic over
the weekend and they were gonna have the Reds and
Braves play at Bristol Motor Speedway.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Honestly looked pretty awesome. I saw a lot of ramp
up talk about getting the baseball field in that area
and what it took and all that. Cour The overhead
view of it was amazing.

Speaker 9 (40:02):
Yeah, and you know, Bristol is known to be a
short track, but it's like exciting one where there's a
lot of wrecks and things like that. So Bristol's got
this kind of history to it and put a baseball
game in there.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
Well it rained out on Saturday, so that's been a problem.
But here are some of the tweets from all the
fans who are there. One guy tweeted major League fail
and then he tagged the teams of Nature. The Bristol
game was the MLB version of Firefest. Awfu logistics, no
food except bundless hot dogs and cheeseless nachos, multiple shuttles

(40:36):
to even get in the stadium, and completely unprepared for
rain because it rained.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Bundless hot dog is really disgusting.

Speaker 9 (40:43):
He posted a picture of two hot dog wieners. You
could buy it at the concession stand. The hot dog Wiener,
Oh this would you do that?

Speaker 15 (40:55):
Then?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's my style because I don't eat the bun I
don't eat the car. So for me, that's exactly how
would order it. That looks appealing to you. Does not
look bad people, No, but it's not shows just just like, uh,
you know, concession chips with no cheese on there, that
looks like the thing in the history of the planet. Right,
it's terrible. They just they look stale.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
So one gatweeted Bristol knows how to handle ninety thousand people.
NASCAR has had to handle ninety thousand people. It will
be at zero clue how to handle ninety thousand people.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
That's telling people. Again, that's twice the amount of.

Speaker 9 (41:31):
The Rangers Stadium if it was sold out, like it's
two of them, so it's a lot of people. And
they didn't have enough concession stands ready to go and
ran out stuff.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
I saw something where they're talking about race. Fans are
usually allowed to bring coolers full of food and stuff
like that, and so they weren't allowed to do that,
and so the concessions were not prepared for that.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
That makes sense. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Downtowning back in the day, I've probably told you all
this story four a solid move because you could take
soft drinks into games, okay, and to rain your gets
or water botles, whatever you can take him. You used
to be hones if you still can't. So back then
they used to have it. The mountain dew is like
a green bottle. So parents would stop and they'd tell
me and my brother to chug these mountain dews, okay,

(42:17):
and they fill up the mountain dews of beer because
you can't tell the difference.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Wait, they would take a green bottle mountain dew flavored
beer into the game. Well, no, no, the bottles are empty. Yeah,
but dude, there's still mountain dew residue in there. Not
the way Kevin and his brother would suck that mountain
dew out of there. I mean, you're rid of it,
but find a way to make it work. It's beer.

Speaker 9 (42:37):
You're saving fifty to sixty bucks, you know, nowadays one
hundred and twenty bucks probably.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Dude, it is so weird to just go out to
eat to a restaurant. I go with my family, all
four of us get a soda, and then you look
and there's sixteen dollars of soda on your Yeah, I
mean like four dollars for a coat. What the hell
just happened. It's out of control. Everything's too expensive. I
got that much on the way here was ten dollars
with whoa And she goes, I'm gonna hand you this.
It's gonna ask you a question. I was like, what

(43:02):
question is it gonna ask me?

Speaker 8 (43:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
He goes, hey, you know what it is. I'm like,
did you wear underwear today? Can you put me to college?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
All?

Speaker 11 (43:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
There you have it. There is around the sports coming
up next in the love Shack. Have you guys heard
about the horny Houston cop. You're about to that's next.
Welcome to the love Shack. Maybe ben skin ladies talking
love life and the white Mercedes. Maybe let us be
nice to you, Oh advice and you welcome to the

(43:30):
love Shack. Lady, life can get crazy. You need two
sexpert's Roadhouse says, let me handle mad problems for you house.
We have quite a story here out of Houston.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
Jennifer Escalera is a police officer for Houston Harris County.
She posted a video on TikTok and she's in her
squad car. You know how they have those like little laptops,
They have a little like cray you know in the
cop cars, saying, look stuff up. So she's run your plates.

(44:06):
She's in her tactical gear and she's typing on her
you know, a notebook or iPad, her laptop or whatever.
And on the TikTok video it just says on the
text didn't get cracked last night, So everyone is.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Getting a ticket. Oh cracked? Yeah, getting cracked is a
new slame turn for getting late, gotten smashed. Yeah, yeah,
getting cracked. So she didn't get cracked last night. So
everyone's getting a ticket. That's not smart. Well, how do
you see it's not smart for her to not get

(44:41):
cracked or to give out all the tickets for her
to say that, because you can't prove Jesus what type
of a cracking candidate is she is. She's a good
looking as this casket girl. I'll let you no, no, no,
nothing has been well then I think it's ridiculous what
she's saying, but she is. She is good looking as
someone that would let their little kid go. Women with
an octopus multiple looks at the subject of question. What

(45:04):
are you talking about, dude? Somebody needs to get to cracking. Unleast,
what are you talking about, dude? Look at that Let
me say that you're not a fan of that. I
don't like the idea that my ass could get kicked.
What do you mean you think she's going to beat
you up? There's some guys listening here like yeah, like

(45:29):
the female cop too. That's dude. I think it's I
can't figure out what it is about you that is
making you say you don't like that. You know what, man?
If I was you, Kevin, I'd be willing to crack
while wearing that bulletproof vest. Okay, well, why am I involved?
M you're going against the police. Me and Ben will
back the blue from behind. I think it's tapped the blue,

(45:53):
crack the blue. I was surprised to see the public
reaction to this story. Oh didn't plug in? Hold on
what time? Plug it in? Right now? Correct in? There?
There we go. Now we will start the audio. You
should do it. From the news in Houston.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
In a viral video that has since been deleted, we
see a Precinct five Constable deputy joining on a TikTok
trend and having some fun, but that could cause her
to lose her job.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
In the video, you can.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
See the deputy conclusions to get fired. Everybody talks weird that.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Could cause her to lose her job.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
In the video, you can see the deputy taking some notes,
especially leaves her name visible to see.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I think it is real, inappropriate, disrespectful.

Speaker 15 (46:42):
It is very.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Unprofessional, you know what I'm saying, Like, you shouldn't be
doing nothing like that. It's unprofessional.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
You know, when you're a professional, you you talk a
certain way, you carry yourself a certain way when you're
in your work clothes.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
That's what you do outside of work, that's cool.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
Does this make you like distrust the people that's supposed
to be serving and protecting this area.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I feel like they planning. You know, you're just being chrouded. Like, guy,
ain't you ain't taking that too seriously? You're gonna write
me some tickets because you ain't get cred.

Speaker 13 (47:08):
It's crazy posting videos like that, you can't even take
them seriously. Then they wonder why hey, when you see them,
and they be like, oh, why you didn't respect me
or why are you talking to me like that? Well,
because you know, you don't treat yourself like a woman,
and you ain't treating yourself like a police officer.

Speaker 8 (47:22):
The internal affairs investigation is still ongoing with I feel
like this guy should have got more than two.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Is this just something that's just on someone's ig story?
This does not sound like legitimate news. That is first
of all, that guy's talking about the diversity in his
background is helping him with this moment. Look, the broadcasting
is not like a good field to get into right now.
When I go, they just do a rock and whoever
picked it up got a microphone and did a news report.

(47:49):
So do you guys think, I mean, it's a wild
thing to say if you're a cop, to say I'm
gonna be writing tickets because I didn't get what I
needed last night. That's kind of bad. Yeah, it's really
really just trying to get her TikTok career going. But said,
I mean, it's so funny. He's like, uh, yeah, that's
not helping with the trust. I don't think that's the
only thing that's not helping trust.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
We have learned that she has not written any tickets
so since the since the video, so she has thought
she's acting on her TikTok. I think she was joking,
and I personally I enjoy the police force to have
a sense of humor. I think it's good back in
the day, they used to hand out Dallas Cowboys cards
to connect with the community. I think just some funny

(48:33):
TikTok post.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
I think it's great you can have jokes, but that's like,
don't threaten to write tickets because of that.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
You know, like you she's gonna get away with this
because she's a female. Imagine this.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
I would be totally down for them to cover. Let's
get your standard imagination of a cop that you got.
The guy goes and he's got donuts, he's got the mustache,
just your standard TV cop, and then he is making
a TikTok video. I didn't get laid last night, so
everyone's getting a speeding ticket. I would not go over well,
he'd be fired on the spot. They're gonna let this

(49:09):
linger for a little bit because there's not enough people
are gonna take this serious.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
And they look at her and they're like, she deserves
to be cracked. I think Ben's got a good point,
and so that's different. The guy with the mustache doesn't
deserve as much as she does. She's yeah, look at that,
You're not cracking that. Who's not? Yeah, what is the
point of you saying you wouldn't Crack that she shouldn't
make anyone mad. You know, I deal with Hill later,
I was talking to Christina Crack the Blue bro yep,

(49:39):
all right, there you have it, say that there's the
love shack, all right, cussin the Cowboys coming up at
five o'clock. Coming up next, it's the Today game. Don't
go anywhere. That's next Cowboy surprise. All right.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
So the Michael Parsons stuff is still going to linger,
but no, no deal's gonna get done. Mike is still
going to show up to practice stand there, so doesn't
get fine. Jerry's not going to do a deal now
because that would say show that he's given in. So
again we kind of go to our pool and circle
labor Day as probably an ideal signed to this contract
I'll get done.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
John Michoda at the Athletic and and the Ringer.

Speaker 9 (50:33):
I'll put together like Micah Parsons trade scenarios and I
don't think any of this is likely at all, but
I did want to like scratch the itch of would
you do this trade? And the one that's easy for
me to decipher is when it involves the other team
that I like, the Green Bay Packers, because I've been
a lifelong fan of them and do own the team,

(50:54):
so I could tell you, like how I would feel
about this trade. The Packers trade their twenty twenty six
first round pick in twenty twenty seven first round pick
and wide receiver Romeo Dobbs for Michael Parsons.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Tell me about Dobbs, a lot of head injuries, okay,
but solid. You know you'd take him over Jalen Tolbert.

Speaker 9 (51:17):
You know he's the tier below George Pickens for sure,
but he's like so like, dude, a great wide receiver
three and can be a wide receiver one when you
have four other guys who can be wide receiver one
and a half.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (51:30):
Yeah, Like, they have a bunch of guys who are
like not wide receiver ones, but we can kind of
spread the ball around to all of them.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
So what can we get for Jalen Tolbert? The thing
stuff because he wears the funny helmet. Tell me the
uh okay, So with your knowledge of Packers football, give
me the number picks that that will be. Just guess
what pick is.

Speaker 9 (51:48):
The Packers are always pretty good. So in the twenties
both years I'm out don't need it, don't want it. Yeah,
as a Packers fan, I would also not do this deal.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh you wouldn't even give that up, dude. That guys
better than Jalen Tolbert.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
We also don't have a history of signing all of
our best players okay, and just giving everyone top of
the market value like the Cowboys do. The Packers stay
in the middle. Now the Packers do. They have a
lot of stars. No, but it's very much about team
building and you never hear from the owner of the.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Team like this.

Speaker 9 (52:18):
There's a way that things are done that's completely opposite
that it's done here. That's why McCarthy pooped his pants
when he saw how things were around here, and he
puped his pants when he got the job, and then
he pooped his pants and they were like, hey, we're
gonna place you with Schottenheimer. He pulled his pants a lot.
He had digestive issues.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
He did not the Bears.

Speaker 9 (52:37):
Bears would give you their their first round picking twenty six, interested,
their first round picking twenty seven, interested, their third round
picking twenty seven interests, there's sixth round picking twenty seven.
Let's go, which doesn't mean anything, but again to first
is what we keep going back to a third and
a third. There, the Jets would give you running back
Breise Hall, interested defensive end Jermaine Johnson, he's pretty good player,

(53:01):
twenty six, twenty twenty seven, second rounder.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (53:04):
Wait, so recently players that defensive end. Jermaine Johnson, he's solid.
I'm mad with They have ez Rique and Sam Williams.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
We don't need another defensive end. Oh, I guess we
got to replace Homie. We'll have to replace Sam Williams
when he lives and he has to replace Micah. Yeah,
but you can get through. We're gonna get through it.
Jet second round picks are good. Yeah, any Jet pick
is probably gonna be great.

Speaker 10 (53:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I think they're tanking this year. Dude, justin fields at quarterback. Okay,
so they're gonna tank and get Micah. So all of
these come to draft picks pretty much. There's like a
very few of them are gonna mentioned players, although the
Jaguars had one that would give you the first round
pick next year, second round pick this year, and then

(53:48):
running back Travis Ettien, who's they're trying to get rid
of because he's not very good. I don't know, man,
I don't.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
I think the Cows should consider this. Honestly, they should
consider trying to trade. I really like, but just any
of those well, just just for the sake of actually
put him on the market and listen to what you
could get. Are the phones ringing? And that's how they
would handle it if they were a real organization. But
they're a brand, they're not an organization, and they don't
do things the right way. Sorry, Jerry, Oh my god,

(54:19):
he could do the little John An Usher song.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yeah, why now? I just would I hear that audio
of him saying what I picture Clarence Hill to be
over his right shoulder, but he's like looking at him.

Speaker 9 (54:32):
What would you take Trey Henderson of the Bengals. He's
a great defensive end, like he does that he's holding out,
Yeah he doesn't what's the age though, he's late twenties
or thirty. But you would get a first round pick
next year too, a first round pick, and and Trey Hendrickson,
I'd do that.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I don't think. I don't I'm not interested in another
defensive end. Really?

Speaker 9 (54:55):
What about two first from Washington for Dorrin's Armstrong and
Dorn's Armstrong two first sunders next two years.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
If you're gonna if you're gonna trade him in your division,
they somebody has to overpay wildly. He's gonna murder your
quarterback and then like celebrate that death.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Dak's pretty mobile. I think he could get away from
Mike and no problem. I guarantee you. Micah really wants
to go to play with dan Quay to the Eagles.
I like Terrence Steele winning that matchup, and if Mikey
gets around him, I like, I like Dak using his
elusiveness free. I'm not concerned.

Speaker 9 (55:29):
Yeah, it's very uh, very weird. Now the Cows don't uh,
these don't really matter too much. But they did put
out their unofficial depth chart, okay, which is unofficial because great,
they're practicing with the Rams today I think so hopefully
no one kills anybody, yep, but they're running back. They
do have Javonte Williams number one, even though all the
reports from practice are that it was Miles Sanders. Then

(55:50):
Miles Sanders got hurt and Jaydon Blue has been running
with the ones, okay, So which is what you want? Yeah,
in the rookie fifth round or running with the ones. Yeah,
the other guy impressing his seventh round running back from
Clym and Phil Maffa, who is a goal line fat back.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
And I love having one of those guys on the team.
I heard Stretch thought it was a bad practice today. No,
I yeah, everyone was lazy. Yeah, everyone was lazy. Good job, Kevin,
that good am, dude. Dude, just think about it, sleep
on it, and then when you get back tomorrow, be like,
are we gonna trade micro or no. That's my advice
to you, Big Ben. Thank you Kevin for that advice

(56:25):
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(56:47):
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Ben and Skin Show. Coming up at the bottom of
the hour. It's our audio bubble bath with funny bloopers
from the Ben and Skin Show for the month of July.
Always a good time, have fun with us. But right

(57:29):
now it's time for this.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Are you excited?

Speaker 14 (57:34):
He gets tiddy, featuring veteran news anchor Kti fun tweets.

Speaker 9 (57:44):
It's a very important anniversary today in the Metroplex. It
was four years ago today that this happened from his.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Front yard and grand prairie tray. Matt told me about
his love for animals. I've messed with tons of reptiles
and I love all animals. That's why he owns a
West African banded cobra. Just beautiful. It's just intelligent.

Speaker 15 (58:05):
A venomous six foot long, two inch wide cobra that's
now missing.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
We built in house trariums and it was a caging malfunction.
We've never dealt with a West African banded cobra before.
We want to public the residents in that area to
be aware that this snake is possibly outside of that home.
It is extremely dangerous, extremely aggressive. It is a wild
story that I know that I'm pretty obsessed with it

(58:32):
to this day. But did we get that guy on
the show? Mat?

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
How did we miss? They used two first names, Matt
tre Tray Mat.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
God.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Nobody ever cared about this story as much as you did.
That's true, not even Trey Mat. I take Brian, and
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 9 (58:49):
The media had turned their back on this story about
three days after it happened.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
They decided we'll move on. I agree with you. It
is scary the idea. First of all, why should someone
be in no disrespect to snake's Plus they've been an
incredible advertiser. They're the number one retailer for exotic poisonous
snakes in North Texas. But there's no reason for anybody
to own it. Deadly cobra, And if you're gonna own
animals that can murder people and kill people, you should

(59:16):
be held responsible for whatever those animals do. Or a
professional could.

Speaker 9 (59:20):
Come make the terrarium, because he called it a terrarium
that he made and there's a malfunction on his handmade terrarium.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
I was more scared of the way he talked about
the snake. She's beautiful, she's inteligent, tiles and I loved
all animals. That's why he owns West African banded cobra.
Just beautiful, it's just intelligence, is it beautiful? Fun of
the mas cobras. Let's train that on the show and

(59:48):
see how the last four years have gone.

Speaker 9 (59:50):
It was a wild story. This is back on the
on the Freak Days. But I remember Julie Dobbs telling
a story about how she had her brother, her older
brother had a python or a boa constrict or something
and it just got out and they found like a
year later.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
They found it like wrapped around the toilet in the house. Yeah,
you're still in the house just eating for a year
and they just didn't know. Oh God, it's just chilling.
And I was like, were you not freaked out by that?

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
And she was like, yeah, I was for a little bit,
but then you know it's gone and you don't think
about it, and they think that it was strong enough
to get out of the cage. And I if you
go to the Dallas Zoo, ever, I do recommend taking
a walk through the uh and I like the dala zooks.
You can drink there, but take a walk through the
reptile exhibit because they've got them all in cages and

(01:00:40):
you can look at all these snakes using their own
core muscles to just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Climb up the glass case. It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
It's always the coolest part of the zoo as well,
but it's in like the cave part, So really I
just go there to get away from me.

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
I don't recommend going to the San Antonio Aquarium. Yeah,
And you would know more about that if you listen
to yesterday show, which you can get on the free
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Is that why you've always been such an advocate of
core work, because of how you admire reptiles and it's
good for your back? Yeah, is right, Christina, it is yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
Ure copper theft is a growing problem across Dallas Fort Work.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
You guys, bro it's been a problem for decades.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
Texas now ranks third highest and copper theft incidents across
the AT and T network. So AT and t's people
who have AT and T are losing their service because
people are stealing the copper.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Oh, that fully makes sense to me, you can read.
It's just so Back when I worked for my dad,
the electrical contractor, we had all this copper wire and
the meth heads, and you could always tell they were
coming and trying to steal it. And then once they
stole it, they would come to electrical contractors and try
to sell them the wire because they were looking for
money for meth. Like you could always tell they just

(01:01:53):
show up and they go, you need some wire, you know,
because it that copper. That's why people were stealing all
those air conditioners, right, and you could tell they need
some dental work. Yeah, they're going big. Huh. Why not
start small and just collect aluminum cans and the tabs
off them because the copper in the electrical wiring is
way more valuable on the resale market.

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
I understand that. I understand that, but it's also way
easier to get caught, is it doing aluminum cams? You're
just recycling, you're not doing criminal activity. And but if
you're just staying on the up and up, I know,
but it's like a time management thing. If you're methan out,
wouldn't it be important to you to stay on the
up and up on the other side of your life
that's not doing the meth at that time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I think the myth kind of complicates all your decision making. Yeah,
it's like everything's going well, except this myth just keeps
causing me to make bad decisions. Hey, guys, how do
we stay on the up and up and do really
smart work? Care hand me that pipe again.

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Breaking Bad where Jesse goes up to the house and
he tells the guy, hey, man found some money down here,
and he gives the guy the shovel and the guy
just starts digging the hole in the front yard, the
meth head guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
And then they went to shovel cam, which is pretty rad.

Speaker 9 (01:03:04):
That's pretty genius. I don't know what I thought about that. Yeah,
that was a steps happening. There's your story, and we're
number one in the country. We're number one, right, top three,
top three now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
They're still hope all right? Coming up next, it's the
audio bubble Bath, the July bloopers from this very show
coming your way next.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
Thank you for knowing that July has come and gone,
and Christina has collected and I have collected some of
the clips from the show that we should review and
then just take a gander at. But I'm first going
to take us all the way back to and I
want to be honest, I think this probably happened like
twenty twenty three or twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
What a flash.

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
But the reason this is important you'll find out in
a second. This is from two or three years ago.
It's Prosperford dot com. That's a great website. When we
were getting kids for our cars, we went to Prosperford
dot com. My wife didn't start picking out a bunch
of cars and made it really.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
We're getting kids for our cars. It's a very popular charity.
All right, why in your kid and we'll give you
a car. Well, I would consider it kids for the cars.

Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
Well, Christina and I were alerted to uh this from
last month, and you're gonna love getting a little sneak
peek at the entire inventory when you go to Prosperford
dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
The whole inventory is right there online, both new and
pre owned. I know because when we bought kids for
my cars, we bought one kid a new car. One
kid got a pre owned car, and they had done
the research beforehand. Where you buying these kids? It's a
common's No, I have a surplus of cars and I
need to buy more kids to fill on these cars.
I remember are you saying it? And I just shot

(01:04:56):
up like wait.

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
What did he just say?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I had several listeners text me, hey, do come on man,
what are you doing?

Speaker 14 (01:05:01):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I know because when we bought kids for my cars,
we bought one kid. Oh that was fun. My brain
reversed it.

Speaker 10 (01:05:10):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Let's turn our attention over to Ben like a cowgirl. Really,
I thought I had a clean month, man. I didn't
think I had any bloopers. I will say, out of
all of us, you were the cleaning. Okay, good, let's
go big month for me. But it doesn't believe you
totally innocent. Okay, do you have two strikes to your
left right?

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
We were at Chalk Tall and we were discussing you're
playing similar family feud type thing and bended this. Sorry, yeah,
I'll in fact, I'll give you guys the next song
to try.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
To figure it out. All right, coming up next, and
if you know what it is text in, we don't
have a text coming up next. Just knocked us off
the tex text into another radio station and let them know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
More men are doing housework three minutes away from that
neg I don't really have a text toy or working phones.
We did.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
And then when when our old PD was let go, Zach,
when he was let go, it was all under his
log in. So all of a sudden I noticed that
I couldn't get access to that, and I was like,
oh crap, we don't get at the text anymore? Does
he still receive text messages?

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
But you know, my favorite part about that clip is
e vonn giggling in the background chalk to all right,
coming up next, and if you know what it is,
text in, we don't have a text coming up next.
Just knocked us off the text text into another radio
station and let them know. It's a good recovery though

(01:06:54):
it is great. What is it that we had a
bunch of people text in to one O five three
the fan that I remember that it was funny? It
was something dumb for sure. And then pep texas dude,
did you send everyone over here? I guarantee you. Dawson
thought that was fun. Yeah, for sure, Christina. Yeah, Christina

(01:07:15):
loves a good dad joke. It's really she's one of
one of her favorite things. And here's what she did.

Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
I feel like it's never been harder for actual astronomers
to get in the news than the last two weeks.
You know, if you're an astronomer, maybe you saw something
out there, there's a there's a comment. But if you
just google an astronomer, it's all stories about the cold
Play couple, the big affair.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
And it's a shame it wasn't astrologer because they would
have seen this all coming.

Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
You know, an astrologer would have seen it coming. And
Christina has issued the dad joke of the week here
on the Been and Skin Show, trying not to holding
on to that some fresh copy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Thanks. Wait, that's not a good prize. It's not coffee.
Oh I thought he said copy. I don't think I
said copy, did I I don't think I would have
done that. I don't know. I think that's a good
dead joked. Astrology, astronomy science. It's a thinker's joke. I
really was trying not to say it, and then it
just kept popping up. Scrut it wasn't a layup. Then

(01:08:19):
she kind of admitted that she just sits on dad
jokes and does distribute. Come on, give up those dead jokes. Okay,
fire guys, I forgot we were on the air once.
It's just that's just a time signature thing that seems
like a scam. That's counterproductive or counterintuitive to the idea

(01:08:39):
of why you would have the insurance and why the
bank would sign off on it. Just it is such
a racket because you're paying for nothing. Right, I'm just
throwing money away. It's a shakedown. That's gonna do that.
I just gamble. That's a good point. Is there anything
else you want to add? All right, Costers, sorry about

(01:09:02):
the disaster we were talking, but it's a shakedown. I'm
gonna do that. I'll just gamble. That's good point. Is
there anything else you want to add? All right? Coming

(01:09:24):
turtle thought spill out? You're like that was a terrible
foot he's talking about Oh wait, did I say that
out loud? Crap? I hate when I do bring into
the abyss. He said that you looked like the comic
strip Ziggy.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Let me say, when we come back, we will tell
you about Ben's bad phrasing, country, Jeff's skin wade, and
Christina not paying attention to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
That's next, Ben and Skin Show ninety some point one
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It's free. If you haven't downloaded it yet, what are
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Speaker 9 (01:10:28):
Now finishing up July bloopers from the show, we have
a Jeff skin way to call into question.

Speaker 11 (01:10:33):
Here.

Speaker 9 (01:10:35):
I detected this, but Ben was finishing his point because
you guys were discussing something. And then afterwards I realized
it's actually pretty funny. This is called Skin talks country
or Forest Gump Skin. Oh sorry, I can't believe I
watched Midway.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I don't even know what it is. It's just like
a Pearl Harbor attack and what that led to? So bad?
How are you doing on the best show in television?
The Bear? He said, I started, I haven't finished season three.
I tell you what, I'll watch Midway tonight if you
get caught up on The Bear. It's just so heavy.
This is going to take a little work. But he
sounded crazy when he said, I don't even know what

(01:11:14):
it is. I don't even know what it is. Jenny,
I don't even know what it is. It's just like
one more time, I don't even know what it is.
I mean, that just sounds like me. I can't believe
I watched Midway. I don't even know what it is.
That sounds like Forrest Gump to me, Like what, I

(01:11:37):
don't even know. You remember when that Chuck e Cheese
got arrested.

Speaker 9 (01:11:43):
Yes, it's pretty funny, right, well, we were talking about
that earlier last month.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
How do they even know it's him under there for sure?
Maybe he didn't come to work that day and it's
his buddy. Where there's another employee, Like they walked him
outside with the mask helmet on, so it's just a
rat head. They put cuffs on him when he had
the little gloves on. I mean, I had a theory
on this. How they knows him the person that runs
the digital ticket counter because it's digital tickets, not real tickets.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
Out the person the digital ticket counter rated on him.
He's back there, Jamel. So when they when they got it,
he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
I don't get no card on me. I don't use
nobody's cards on my own. That's what he sounds like.
A voice. Yeah at cartoon rat voice. Yeah, you guys
are not playing a lot for rat jokes. I thought
the first one was a success. It was, It really was,
And I thought you really shouldn't have tried to stretch
it into a double I turned into a little impersonation.

(01:12:44):
At least you should have tried to slide in the
second to just overrun it. Okay, uh.

Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
This one is a joke that was undetected by the
rest of the group though Christina doing fine work, but
none of us caught it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
In real time. By the way, and looking at the map,
it looks like Palmer Lake is between Denver and Colorado
Springs closer to Colorado Springs. You are correct, sir, near
Emerson right. I don't see Emerson on the map, but
I don't doubt it, but I can see why that'd
be a good place for a BUCkies. I really don't
know that. I didn't know the joke in it. Emerson
Lake and Palmer Guys. Again, by the way, and looking

(01:13:23):
at the map, it looks like Palmer Lake is between
Denver and Colorado Springs, closer to Colorado Springs. You're correct, sir,
near Emerson right. I don't see Emerson on the map,
but I don't doubt it, but I can see why
that'd be a good place for a BUCkies. That is
super nerdy like. That's a good prog rock joke. Thank you.
Her serious nature and the delivery I think really helped. Yes,

(01:13:46):
you deserve you know what. That joke would have played
better on ninety two to five.

Speaker 9 (01:13:50):
Yeah, okay, I told you Ben had a clean a
pretty clean month. That's right here, and I'll prove it
in a second. Nope, I'll tease ahead to look good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
How are you going to approve you had a clean
month by playing all his non mistakes skin with the
joke here.

Speaker 9 (01:14:05):
Let's see how the crowd like this one from last month.
I would prefer my potatoes to be used as the
softener more than the egg soft.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Like eggs. Okay, I'm pretty egg neutral. Honestly, you got
to be in the mood for eggs. I get that.
Oh you're agnostic. I'm pretty agnostic, and I'll allow it.
Thank you God. You know you don't do this often.
But that's one where I'm a little bit I got
iwish would have thought of that one. Yeah, by the way,
Breakfast Tac goes over to Molly's always agnostic. I got

(01:14:42):
a lot of people hit me up, slid just lots
a lot of people out there in the community. I
thought that was a good joke.

Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
We've talked a lot about Ben's clean month, but first Christina,
we have two events of her. It's not only paying
attention to the show. Yeah, here's number one, Soria. There's
some things.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Is there anything other things that you know zap your energy?

Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
I think just talking to someone who beat you down
a lot. I mean I think that's like enough, well
good people. You don't tell the person that they're sucking
the life out of you. But like how we all
know that person.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
How about if the battery or your phone dies or
anything just goes out stops working.

Speaker 10 (01:15:23):
Okay, no that again, but that's off. Oh this is
social stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry, I'll say, uh, welcome
to the segment. That's a good time to cash you.
In the final thirty seconds, here's number two. What the
good news is the bad news first? I would like
to get the bad news first and then end on
a high. Is the bad news worse than the good news?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Is awesome?

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Good question?

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Christina, I'm sorry what I would say.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Yes, I remember that too, because I had a weird
text from my HOA. I looked down I was reading it. Christina,
I'm like, I literally have no idea what you just said.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Ho a moment. How the thing work out? It was
something about painting my door. I think it was a
Kim I don't know. Man fine.

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
One of the alet says reported on Ben's Clean July
is NBC five and for some reason I had to
get Pat Doni, who is their sports guy. For some reason,
I drew him into the mix.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
For no reason. All I can figure out is Mike Leslie.
Every time that movie brought up the local news reporter
who went to a party and I think his why
or girlfriend was dressed up. I can't remember. It was
just them. They were the only ones dressed up. And
dude full on buy in on the mask, like he
looked just like Jim Carrey. You know it's great. She's
a weather woman for CBS eleven. They have TV news wars.

Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
We've seen the TV news teams and anchorman go out
and fight, and I wonder if they're a little conflicted
when that happens.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Happens often around here, think about their kid, their kids, Like,
I don't know what news to watch, dude, let me
see five the weapons trading they've been to. Dude, Dony
comes in like loaded with I'm like, dude, you're gonna
kill someone in this fight. Goddamn, Why did I do
that to Doney? He looked the nicest guy in the world.
Bad about it? He's telling me a Dony joke. Felt

(01:17:15):
bad about it. Yeah, the context was bad too. Context
was bad. I thought it was a good joke. I
was fighting off a stroke the whole time. I thought
it was a pretty good comic.

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
Before we get to Ben's second strike of July, skin
did this Star of the movie was Christopher Reeve, Oh Superman.
I'm sorry, Ben, No for one point. Your other hint
is what would come after Superman. I was gonna say,

(01:17:46):
Lois Lane. There we go four points for Ben ranked
there skin. I think people will be talking about that
joke for years.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:17:56):
That was another one that I didn't get in real
time yet. In real time it's good, but later on
it hit pretty good. Probably not rapid fire Man. Probably
no need to investigate it again.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
We just did. We've been teasing to it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:13):
Let's go ahead and do yeah, fair, fair, Let me
get me out of the way, and then we'll do
his skin, and then we'll close with Ben's big moment.
He's been charging disorderly conduct and peeping into a dwelling.
That's actually the phrasing of a law. Yeah, peeping into
a dwelling, peeping. I peeped into a dwelling, stood outside

(01:18:35):
a circle of people who couldn't let something go. What
they're not moving on with their life. They're very upset
with some with the Luca trade. What that's peeping into
a dwelling. People are still mad at the matter of
the Luca Oh, the dwelling, the dwelling. Yeah, yeah, that's

(01:18:56):
the joke subject. Okay, it's when you know now that
it's explained, it's very funny to me. Will you re
explained the joke.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
I wouldn't mind circling back on that joke later, circling
around on it like an end around, come like a reverse.
I thought it was fine. I'm standing by and you
explained it. It didn't help the mean I'm not going
to it again. It's still a podcast on that joke.

(01:19:27):
Skin Weight from last month. What are the most important
job skills to have in twenty twenty five? What's the
most important thing you can have? And I have your
top ten answers. The ability to easily bend over because
I think so much physical labor is going to be
a part of what's valuable. What the robots are for. Well,

(01:19:50):
I don't know. I don't know that they've mastered that yet.
To bend over, mad Man did good skill to have right.
Robots won't have same feel gentleman. I probably read all
about this and plenty of the publications. Our Town and
d magazine ran a feature on this. Here's been Rogers
from the month of July and our final news clip

(01:20:12):
of the day. I mean, what percentage of dates or
relationships that go wrong leave people with a happy taste
in their mouth in other words, or satisfy? Okay, let's
say that raising okay for me in the day about zero,

(01:20:35):
I mean, I would say our part has been after
he says it, tries to kind of get out of it.
I mean, what percentage of date or relationships that go
wrong leave people with a happy taste in their mouth
in other words, or satisfy? Okay, Let's says got to

(01:20:59):
be a wait to say that it's inappropriate. Get him
out of here. Whoever it is, that's a good drop
of that. You're so harry there. Get him out of here.
Whoever it is, I don't care if it's someone on
the show. Get him out of here. I'll never forget
the time been issued that joke. KT looked him dead

(01:21:21):
in the eye and he said, do your job, go home,
enjoy your nine, turn around, do it again. Die And
that's and that's why. Then I'll be back here tomorrow
with all of us. Christina, you gotta stick around and
play music. Ten o'clock. Hell yeah, Kray is next right
here on the eagle. Here you going.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
I want to get my sock packed, dude, ri Ip
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