Full Show: August 8, 2025

Here's Friday's show, featuring the 10 foot gator that was moved from a Fort Worth lake, and an entertainment website absolutely roasts the Cowboys as we take a look back at the cartoon that was last season.  

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
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Speaker 1 (00:44):
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Speaker 4 (00:46):
No boy's been talking on the radio.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
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Speaker 4 (01:02):
Radio Ah yes, hello to welcome, Happy Friday everybody. It's
the world famous Ben and Skin Show. Everybody here in
studio today for an extraordinary extravaganza. I'm Ben Rogers, joined
by Jeff skin Wade, Kevin kt Turner and Christina Little
Baby corn Bread Ray from Oatmeal Pizza and Man, we're
gonna We're gonna have a great show.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I was in the pre show meeting and I was
blown away by all the magic sauce that is coming
your way. So if you're spending your Friday with us
getting ready for your weekend. Uh, you're gonna be You're
gonna enjoy this. I would say this could be the
best three hours of your life. Ooh, I like just
really soft selling this show today. It's kinda yeah, just

(01:44):
kind of you know, not not really setting expectations, just
kind of just dropping it right there.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I like what you're doing here. By the way, do
you guys know who Chit is? Chit? I know Chit.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I know you guys don't use social media, right, and
so you probably have missed this shit.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I drank a whole gallon of Mountain dude Chit Seah.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I knew Chit because his nuts were always roasting on
that open fire.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, now that's chest right. Uh No, Chit is this
thing that's gone viral. It's this uh, it's this character
and he is he kind of looks like Will Forte
and he's got a strange mullet to where his haircut
is weird, but in the back it's just like a
big ball of hair kind of and uh, he just

(02:27):
looks like Willfote and he's he's in an office and
he's cows. He dressed he's dressed like a corporate Dad
from nineteen eighty two. Okay, I was wondering if he
was dressed hillbilly because his name is Chit. But you're
saying he's just kind of got an old business fashion. Yeah,
and I don't know, maybe maybe he's thirty thirty five

(02:49):
something like that. And you know, it's it's a guy.
These three guys work together, and they work in a
small room, and Chit is weird, okay, and so they're
constantly filming him doing things.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Wait, interacul or is it a sketch? It's sketch.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Okay, good, and it has exploded. And I have this
problem where I think in chip voice, like you just
asked me a question. I was like, yeah, okay, yeah,
he's yeah. I mean, dude, it's uh, it's really good.
Like I don't even know where it came from, if
it's from a show, if people put money behind it,
I don't even know, but it's wildly awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Is there one that you like that comes to mind?
Because I can pull something up and play it.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Uh yeah, you could just play play have the curse words? Ben?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't know that there says he almost got fired.
Let's listen to let's listen to it. I don't know
if it's a good one or not.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
We'll listen to it. If it will, we'll avoid it.
If there's well, because is giving us the thumbs up
in there, let's just go.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Shits some trouble. If that doesn't work, then it's going
to have to be it. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Are you sure? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Shit, what happened? He was listening to Chapel Roone and
his earbuds. Yeah, that's funny. You gotta see it. But
it's really consumed with that that singer. What is it? Yeah,
he's consumed with the herd.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
So he sits there and he's just listening to her
music really loudly, and everyone's like, what are you working
on the budget?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Working on the budget? Crunching the numbers? And they can
see that he's clearly not.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, but everything he says is So it's just out
there on the GRAM and the two.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
I guess it's a combination to me of Will Forte,
Kip Dynamite and a staatepoor guy from office Space.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, God, what a combo? Do you what? How how
popular is it at this point?

Speaker 5 (04:47):
You three hundred and five thousand subscribers okay on fifty
six videos.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
So that's a pretty good return on investment, right there.
Yeah uh n r I talk Kevin.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
I find myself answering questions like that because whatever they
ask him about, they're like, shit, what are you doing?
You're playing basketball? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sound. I found myself
using chit boys all the time. So yesterday I got
to tell you guys about the newest chapter of.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
My pickleball experience.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Nice. I went to the pickleball courts at light Farms
at about seven pm. A buddy of mine, the guy
been playing pickleball a lot with, called me. He's like, hey,
let's go plu, let's go to Let's go to Light Farms.
And so we go up there and there is I
don't want to say ten courts up there or something
like that, maybe eight courts.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Seven pm is when the heat advisory generally ends. So
that's good. Ben and I.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
You know, it was still crazy hot, but I was
kind of looking at that as an upside, making it
a better workout, right, And so we get up there
and it is already so unbelievably crowded. Yeah that there
are people waiting for courts, like just standing there waiting
for someone to leave.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Now, there's a there's a protocol for this. You're supposed
to put.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Your paddle on this rack that holds ten paddles, and
the next paddle has the next up, the next up,
the next up.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
But no one uses that.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Okay, then there's there's uh, there's kids up there too,
and the kids don't don't play by the rules, and
it's and so it's really hard to get on the
court up there. And you guys know my style, like
I hate to be at a game and sit in
the wrong seats. Yeah, and I would rather pay for
the convenience of not being inconvenience for sure. I'm assuming

(06:26):
you've created a pickle ball structure for the community to follow.
That could be one thing. Or build a pickle ball
court at my house.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, how so much?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Is there a standard pickleball size, like you have the
space for it. I don't have enough space for it
at my house unfortunately. But it's it's like a miniature
tennis court.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know when you bought that
excavator you were up to something.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I mean, I'm I'm I'm close.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
But if we now we could, because we've talked about
this how unnecessary a pool is at times. I was
just saying that there's not a day that goes by
that I don't regret that pool. Could at the pool
and put a pickle ball court on that side of
my house, but outside I don't have a spot. Yeah,
or I could just get a membership somewhere, but this
was right next to my house. So I'm trying to
figure out what to do. So I'm just sitting there thinking, Man,

(07:11):
this sucks. I'm uncomfortable. I don't know anyone here except
my buddy. And he's like, no, we'll just wait and
get in a game. Some strangers will need someone and
we'll say, hey, you need to and.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
We'll jump in. Okay. I'm like, dude, everyone is already
playing doubles.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't and do people just show up play pickleball
and they're like, hey, if we find two more people,
let's just get him in the mix. I don't know
what it's like, like, I don't like that. When I
play basketball, we have a certain number of people. We
know who's going to be there, so you can make
the most of your time. You're not waiting around you
play and you go home. And I think that so
in general, people prefer to play doubles over singles. Yes, pickleball,
it's made for doubles, Okay, It's just a lot of

(07:46):
space to cover if you're by yourself. And so I'm
sitting there and this is most of the people I've
played pickleball with are not great.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Now.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
My buddy's really good, but he kind of puts on
training wheels for me, like he didn't try as hard
as he can against me.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
So it helps me learn the game. And so last
night I went.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
From all right, I need to build a pickleball court
to we ended up finally getting on and playing with
some other people. And the people we played with were
really good, Oh no, the best i'd seen, okay, to
where I was like, yeah, I don't think I want
to play this anymore. It's like I was on the
other side, and I'm like, I'm used to you know,

(08:23):
people getting their serve in and you just serve it
back to them and you volley back and forth a
little bit. Or what these are aces like fastballs coming
at me at like eighty eight miles an hours. Sing
watch sliders that are just like you have no chance.
Like I I'm only covering half the court. I have
no chance to reach out and even touch this serve
that's coming in. It's just like Ace, Ace, Ace is

(08:45):
the dude you're playing with getting mad at you. Oh no,
no's buddy, competitive guy. Oh he knows. I'm learning. Like
these are guys that have been playing for years and
I've been playing for a month.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You're just getting running. Yeah, And I'm like, and I
looked at my buddy.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I'm like, I'm so glad I didn't build that pickleball
court talking about building an hour ago. What are you
wearing for pickleball shoes? I just wear basketball shoes, Okay, Yeah.
I just ordered some new old man walking shoes because
they were.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
A walking shoe.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Are they like the nurses wear with the big thick
soles and they're white. They're called Brooks, do you okay? Yeah,
I mean I guess they're running shoes. Called them walking
shoes because I go but those things came in. I
was like, you know, I wouldn't for any reason than
now I'm walking and better shoes for my dumb flat feet.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I love it. That's that's the number one running shoe
in the universe.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Let's go there you go. All right, there we go.
We're off and running. Coming up next, let's do things.
Skin is tracking. Where are you gonna take us? Okay, Ben, uh,
you've really put this whoa Vicki thing on my radar
in a huge way. Well, last night it took a
very very interesting turn and all update you on it.
And then Skin Show ninety seven point one the Eagle
don't forget. Sometime today we're going to be giving away

(09:53):
those Pantera tickets, our final pair to give away this week.
So be listening, have the iHeart app we'll reference something
that happens in the show. Oh, she's got to be
listening to the show, the whole show, all three hours,
all day, so you can have your chance to win.
Got some cowboy stuff coming up in the Hollywood Shuffle
because it is the greatest soap opera in the world.
But right now it's time for this track, the other

(10:19):
edition of things. All right, Ben, there's a couple of
things that have happened on the show. You know, you've
played audio from social media and we kind of start
talking about it.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And one is Woa Vicki.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Now, Woa Vicki is the chick that she's kind of
like what I realized last night that I hadn't put
a lot of thought. And we talked about it a
little bit on the air, but she's like, bad baby
is the chick that was on Doctor Phil Go and
catch me outside. So they kind of they seem to
run in parallel universes there. But also I had no

(10:54):
idea how old or how current or whatever WOA Vicki was.
So We're sitting there at dinner last night to me
and my wife, it's my daughter and her boyfriend, and
I'm sitting there, the topic of Machia comes up, and
so I started thinking about Whoa Vicki and the Machia.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Have a Macha, acts have a macha. White girls love macha, and.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
So I was like, ooh, I want to bring this up,
but I need to send them the videos. So I
started scrolling through the ur text thread where it's me,
Ukt and Christina, and I saw the last two Whoa
Vicky videos that you sent us, and I was looking
at him and I was like, man, she looks real
young in one of them, and way older than the
other one. I'd never spend any time thinking about her

(11:40):
existence in the world because I was I had never
heard of her until you brought her to the air.
So I turned to Mayaan Connor, her boyfriend, and I said,
you're really gonna laugh because the way I said, I go,
do you guys know who Vicky Woe is?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
And they looked at.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Each other and they started laughing, and Maya goes, you mean,
whoa Vicky? They're sitting there looking at mister Burns. Here's
the best part. Maya goes, you mean from like twenty
and sixteen. I go, wait, what, I go, she's that
old likes She goes, I hadn't thought about her in years, yep.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And I go, uh, I don't know. I'm new to this.
This is completely new to me.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
So I sent them the thing and they're looking at
it and go, yeah, this is this is really old, you know.
And I was like, okay, well I want to learn more.
I go, so you guys know who bad Baby is?

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Right?

Speaker 4 (12:39):
And there was a brief time where we were sitting
there at dinner and we were wondering if bad Baby
and whoa Vicky were the same person.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Man, it'd be like somebody's saying, hey, do you know, uh,
do you know Ben and Skin and be like, are
you talking about it from like O two at the ticket?
I don't know, Like, yeah, we just kept making stuff
a whole way. I had no idea. I just assumed
she was new.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I didn't know. I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
People get famous anymore for talking smack. So then I
started going down the rabbit hole and started looking at stuff.
So we've probably talked about this on the show before.
There's a guy that me and Ben are old friends with,
We've done music with him. His name is Headcrack. He
became a big media personality because he was on a
television show called The Dish with other radio personalities where

(13:23):
they talked to gossip. I'm scrolling through this and I
suddenly see our friend Headcrack was interviewing Woa Vicki in
twenty nineteen before the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Getting her thoughts, get her thoughts.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
And then my daughter goes, yeah, apparently Woa Vicki's changed
and now she's preaching her faith and I think she
has a baby coming.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's like, oh, this is amazing, this amazing intel.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I hadn't no idea of this. It's like Brittany renner Man.
She became Muslim for a while.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh, I remember that. I think she's back.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I saw so she really I saw her twerking and
somebody said, we welcome you back to the streets. It's
been a while going through life while on social media. Yeah,
And it's like if your if your purpose is to
just kind of be famous, right, you're gonna step in
it a lot like if it's I mean, there there
was a crazy document. I didn't watch all of it
because there was a bunch of pieces, but as an

(14:15):
HBO thing about families that put their life on the
Internet and start YouTube channels, and about this one family
like adopted a kid out of China and then got
the kid and the kid I think was severely autistic,
and then they wanted to get rid of the kid,
and then that, I mean, it's just it's that world, right,

(14:35):
It's just YouTube is a new world. And so we're
looking all this and then my daughter goes, you know
where she got that macha thing from? Right, I was like,
I have no idea. So I'm now going to play
you audio that I've had kat at it. Now, keep
in mind, I went and looked and looking at the
pictures that you sent, so whoa, VICKI did this macha

(14:57):
thing about three months ago. Okay, this thing I'm about
to play you is from February.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Listen to this. Yeah, I got the man. I'm a
macha man.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's cool as it's smoothness, matching your coffee. It's crazy
and I like crazy. But I'm a matching man Mancha.
Hull out down, man. I know the white girl's been
on the years. I know you have bloody on the years.
Cool Mancha. I'm a match relaxed, chill, breathe. I have

(15:33):
a mancha shit back. It's cooler than tea. It's a
little ice low, colder than tea. But march that's her
word of the day.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Who is that?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
So that guy is apparently I'll pull up that thing.
He's apparently not even like some big influencer. He just
did that on TikTok and it blew up. His name
is Kyle Umember and that has three point one one
million likes, and obviously every time it's bleeped out, he's
using the N word talking about himself.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm a macha end now.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Okay, So that's the genius of WOA Vicky just recreating
Kyle You member's three point one million liked video of
him in a.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Car saying he's a macha And how about that? What
am I seeing right now? Something about Woa Vicky being kidnapped?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Is this new news? I saw that the other day.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I'm like, and because I, you know, cutting paste of
the link, it's probably sending me more of her crap
than ever. Yeah, but yeah, I saw some posts where
it's like, hey, she has not been kidnapped, She's with
someone else, And I'm like, man, I don't want to
see this stuff. Well, guess what I found out when
I was going down the wormhole. There's a ton of
stuff out there from when she got in a fight

(16:47):
with Bad Baby. So if you want to do the
whole des Bryant Nicki Minaj thing, there was a war
between Bad Baby and Woa Vicki and oh they got
in a fight about three or four years ago. So
if you want to go down that wormhole, you can
do that too. It's so great y'all want to know
who I date and who I go with. No, but
I think you think you're black?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Good? All right, There you have it.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Things Skin is tracking coming up next in the Hollywood
shuffle where you going to take his kt.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
An entertainment website has absolutely obliterated the Dallas Cowboys, and
it's very funny.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Necks hot god, every stay on the top in the shovel,
all right.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
So there's an entertainment website called Defector, and I don't
go there much, but this popped up in my timeline.
And one of the things they do outside of their
pop culture stuff, they dabble in sports and they do
a thing that's it's just having a little fun, looking
to put some comedy content into the world, I think,
and they basically have a series called Why Your Team Sucks.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
It's great.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
So here's why the Cowboys suck, according to a writer
at this website. And as I was reading through it,
you know, I'm not taking the very serious leaks. We're
just having a little fun. But then I started to
remember all the things that happened last year that we
always just forget about because life comes at you fast.
He begins with your team motto is I no longer
want to be here. From MICA's trade request from last week,

(18:18):
that's pretty good. That's probably what shot he wanted when
he took over the team. That's why shows they did
blue good mottos. Your twenty twenty four record seven and
ten kind of wild. They won seven games last year
doesn't feel like it, does it. Yeah, it's and it
sucks that they won seven games.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I mean they got hot.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
I mean, I guess it worked out. They had a
good draft, But I mean it's they didn't. They didn't
really need to win seven games. They weren't going to
be a contender, and they just missed having one of
the best players in the country that they could draft.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
So that sucked.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
That's to me, that's the worst place you can be,
right in the middle. You're not a contender and you're
not going to get a great draft pick.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, seven and ten.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Before the season started, every Cowboys Yankee's Lakers bananas fan
was like, I hope we suck just enough to get
Mike McCarthy fired to this prayer. Our Almighty God let
out a hearty laugh that swept across hemispheres. The trees shook,
and the tides shifted. You want something new in your life, Dallas,
We'll give you something new. So just before a week

(19:17):
one went over the pathetic Browns, the Cowboys organization finally
tapped into its strategic black gold reserves and gave their
franchise QB over two hundred million in guaranteed money, which
it turns out Dak got the heads up that the
contract is ready to be finished in the hotel room
in Cleveland that weekend on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
So stupid.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, that Saturday night, and then they played Sunday during
the day he would play.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
He would play only seven more games the entire season,
losing five of them before tearing x amstring off the bone.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
God.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
So Dak went two and five last year.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah, and we'd been hearing that, you know that the
Cowboys had reservations about paying him sixty million dollars a year.
We'd heard that through back channels, Like, dude, you're not
sure if you want to pick and then you do
pay the guy sixty I'm like they.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Were stuck and he's still the highest paid player, Like
he hasn't been passed yet. He's like it always goes up.
Thing is true to an extent, but it hasn't yet.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
When does Burrow sign he already has, Okay, So Dak
signed after Burrow?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I think so, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
The first of those losses was a shocking forty four
nineteen loss at home to the Saints.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
God, I forgot about that. I was at that game.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
And to make it even worse, I spent all this
money on those tickets and on parking, and there was
a guy behind me with a whistle, a Saints fan
with a whistle.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I remember the story. And didn't you have like the
worst parking experience? Yes, it sucked.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
And it's like you should should not be allowed to
blow a whistle in people's ears at a sporting event.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Especially since refs have whistles.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, and that was the game that had America asking
if the Saints were actually legit.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Trick questioned neither of these teams.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I love brain puzzles, and dude, it felt like it
was seventy percent Saints fans the game.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
What else we got, Well, the Cowboys nearly came back
from being down twenty eight to six to the Ravens,
but they didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
It was a good game.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
They also nearly came back from being down twenty seven
ten to the forty nine Ers, but they didn't. Then
they got annihilated at home by a Detroit team that
nearly doubled them up in yardage.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
God, that was such a route that put.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Owner Jerry Jones and I'll fire you kind of mood.
But Jerry will only fire you when it's five years
too late and he's on the hook for as much
of your salary as possible. Dallas also lost a game
to Kirk Cousins. That loss featured McCarthy calling a doom
to fel fake punt. Do you guys remember this?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I do.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
I went and pulled it up and watched. Fact I
think I tweeted it out today. Did you really They're
down fourteen to ten. It was first half, right, The
record at the time is three and four, so they're
kind of in it. Fourteen to ten. It's third quarter,
but there's like thirteen minutes off. There's twenty eight minutes
after in the game and they're down fourteen ten and
they're on their own thirty.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yes, they snapped it and Brian Ainger catches it. That
was an interception out so beautiful. So they were three
and four and then they became three and five. Yep, okay, yep,
and that was the I think that was the game
that that got hurt. So maybe they were thinking, we're
not going to move the ball anymore. To me, fourteen
ten whatever I mean, But it was too early to

(22:18):
do that nonsense where they were in the field. They
started the second half with the ball, didn't do anything
with it, and then and that's not even close to
like the most embarrassing thing. Then he knew this verbading
was funny.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
They just played similar nincompoopery and a lost to Cincinnati
when they muffed a punt that they themselves had just
blocked that was so left.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Up because they had a good chance of beating Burrow
in the Bengals.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Did they get rid of that guy that did that? Yeah,
I think it was an Omen Warrier.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Who was that against those the Bengals. They should have
won that game. That gave the Bengals the ball back,
and then they marched down and scored. They had that
game one, Okay, I'm sitting here looking at the schedule,
and so that that game they had won two straight
with Cooper Rush right going into that.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
God, that's such. It would have been three straight. It
would have been three straight and beating the Bengals.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
And they won the next two after that, and so
they won four out of five games without dak at
the middle part of the season, after having lost five straight.
It was a perfect opportunity to take and they started
winning meaningless games.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
But imagine that a chance at five in a row.
You muff a punt that you blocked. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's insane.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Is I love it when the team's f up illuminates
previously unconsidered nuances of the NFL rulebook. The Cowboys got
dog walked at home yet again, this time by Houston
in a game where the most exciting thing to happen
was the roof falling in. Remember that, Yes, I mean,
someone could have.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Died that day.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Wasn't that was posting the video of that? I don't know,
but I mean they all were, I think right. But
I remember it when it I remember seeing the video.
It nearly hits the guy to cut him in half. Well,
slice the person.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
They got swept by Philly last year by an aggregate
score of seventy five and seventy five to thirteen. They
had the sixth worst running attack in the entire league.
They pulled the mid season trade for Jonathan Mingo, and
they cut their one time franchise running back a week
before the season ended.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Well, in fairness, dude, you needed to give him a
chance to go out there and get on a playoff roster.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
He didn't.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
He did go to the Chargers practice. Yeah, okay, I
heard they had some good practices.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Was killing.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
The Commanders, under their former defensive coordinator Dan Quinn, would
go on to make the NFC Title Game. The Eagles
won the Super Bowl. So coming up next, let's talk
about the coaching search and how in depth that was
as they continue to just grill the Cowboys on the
Benskin Ben.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
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have a chance to nominate someone make a difference. I
think that'd be an awesome thing to do. Okay, we're
right in the middle of the Hollywood shuffle and we're
making it cowboy centric. KT just went down and laid
out how the season unfolded, and now we're going to
look at the fun coaching search.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
So this is an article that's written in the website Defector,
which they do, you know, pop culture stuff, but they
have a series called Why Your Team Sucks, so they're
having fun with every team. It's not just picking on
the Cowboys. But the Cowboys made it real easy to
make fun of last season. And this is a good
jog down memory lane. But listen, all of their losses
were worth it to finally be free of Mike McCarthy

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once and for all, right, your coach, breath of stale air,
Brian Schottenheimer, How theF to that happen? Wasn't this slob
already the OC under McCarthy. Mike McCarthy ended last year
without a new contract once the season was over. Jerry
Jones let the coach dangle while also denying other teams
permission to.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Speak to him. That was amazing.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
So finally, after days of suspense, the Cowboys formally announced
they were letting McCarthy walk, and there was much rejoicing.
The rejoicing would prove to be short lived. Here are
the candidates that the Double J formally interviewed after ditching
the Beef. It's Harthy the Beef. Robert Salah, Leslie Fraser,
Kellen Moore, and Brian Schottenneimer, No Dion, no, Ben Johnson,

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not even a token interview with John Gruden, just to
give us a laugh?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Can I still throw this in there? That's all accurate, right,
except isn't it? Also?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Didn't it come out that they did offer it to
McCarthy and he's the one who said I'm out.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
No, I mean apparently McCarthy didn't like that there was
going to be changes in the structure and he was
like you to call plays.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah. They they gave him an offer. They wanted to
keep him.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
So after all that, the only redeeming thing about this
ghost ship, terrible crappy season is that you at least
get to move on from McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
They offered him the job to stay and he said,
no things. I'm good.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
And also the way that they treated McCarthy really sent
a signal to any desirable coach, you're not coming here.
Like we'd spent all this time talking about Ben Johnson,
and I remember watching Ben Johnson on television and he
was lining out what he wanted, and I was like,
he's not even going to consider the Cowboys. They they
basically they don't check a single box of what he wants.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
This says no one wanted the job. What sane person would.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
I'd rather be Kevin Spacey's paperboy than deal with Jerry
and his a whole family.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And who's this I see running the defense?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yes, that's former Bears Disgrace Matt Eberflus. Now jayde and
Daniels will be able to throw two game winning hell
Mary's a season.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Remember he did it to the Bears.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
I can't believe I'm gonna have to watch these men
coaching primetime every other week for the next five years.
Speaking of retreads, your quarterback still Dak Prescott, who's still
carrying on Tony Romo's legacy of playing competent, but ultimately
meaningless football Prescott is the highest paid player in the NFL.
He's also only managed to play a full season twice

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this decade, wow, and has never woned a Visional playoff game.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Do you know what is about to happen after this preseason?
The loud, I mean loud Joe Milton chorus is about
to be honest.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, he's gonna be fun.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
He's about to play the whole first half against the Rams.
He's had an incredible camp, but I haven't watched it.
Just like people I read, they're talking about him NonStop.
He had the play of practice before he hit his
thumb on a helmet the other day. Yeah, the long
pass he's about to start, and the second I mean,
there's gonna be people wanting it before the season starts

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because there's so many people against back. But the second
back frozen interception, the Joe Milton thing is going to
be lock. People always want the backup quarterback, obviously, especially
if he shows himself.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yeah, maclurse, he didn't want to give Trey Lance a shot,
But Trey Lance is having a great camp for the Chargers,
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Got it all getting a chance to do something.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
God, Now, Prescott, this is going back to the article, Now,
Prescott will be piloting an offense that has about as
much life to it as Payne Stewart's lear Yet.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Hey, that's unnecessary.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
On a weekend, he'll be doing Uh, let's see they
keep talking about him. Hold on for a sakelet' see
you hold on um. Jerry Jones treated all of Dak's
injuries by pouring Johnny Walker on him, and for pretty
good roast content there thanks to Will McLay, the Cowboys
have always had just enough star power to compensate for
the fact that this organization is now just a content mill.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
I mean, that's why it would make sense to pay
have the three highest paid guys at these positions for
a team that's going nowhere. I also think, Ben, that's
why we've talked about this before. I'm not saying anything unique,
but that's why I don't think they'll ever fully tank, right.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
They want to be relevant.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah, for the sake of what we're doing, because I
think the newsquakie is good. But I think some of
that stuff can push the next week.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Can we keep this going?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Well, yeah, they get some feedback from Cowboys fans who
lay into him as well, and it's wonderful.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
And honestly, man, I wouldn't mind talking about the Ian
O'Connor article at some point where Bill Parcells basically says
he loved his time with Jerry. I mean it's great, man.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
All Right, we continue this discussion next to give me
that moves quickie. Yeah, we'll give you the news quikie.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
So what we were working through in the last couple
of segments was this article and a website called The
Defense or Defector. It's like a pop culture website, but
they were kind of roasting every NFL team, and they're
laying into the Cowboys, and they also got some fan feedback.
I'm gonna finish the last two paragraphs of this are
cool before they go to fans. The Cowboys are both
the most valuable franchise in the league and the cheapest.

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Their owner is a drunk who has all the cognitive
skills of an overcooked brisket, and his kid is even dumber.
They make free agency decisions as if they've just been
kicked in the head by a horse. I keep in mind,
all of these articles are roasting every team, is not
just going after the cowboys right right right, they're trying
to be funny.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
That was funny to me though, kid kicked in the horse?
What is the publication defector? God, that's good.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I posted yesterday speaking of earlier and showing that stuff
from twenty sixteen. I posted yesterday and it's probably been
my most followed post in years, you know. And I
just posted the Jones family. Do you remember the mannequin challenge?
I saw you post this, Yes, yeah. It's got so
many views and comments from randos and likes just because

(32:04):
I put that up there. And all I said was,
we've come a long way from nine years ago, guys.
And it's they're all on the plane and they're trying
to be still. Oh what was that the song called
black Beetles or something, and it was the thing for
again from a long time ago. The cow was just
trying to be cool and about to eat a piece
of Papa John's pizza.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's very strange.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
That was so long ago. I think that was before
Lizo blew up. I think, yeah, I think we'd forgiven
them too for all this. But then I brought it
up and everyone was like, da haven it changed?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
There were was?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I I hate them blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
It was crazy. I was like, Okay, I have strangers
commenting on this thing. Now, Jerry was electric and in
his seventies. It's amazing every Dallas resident has a fetish
for sitting dead stopped on a ten lane highway alongside
a bunch of other unhappy people, all driving the largest
car available.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
This city is Nashville, but boring.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
I wish that Lee Harvey Oswald had detonated a hydrogen
bomb in Dallas instead of merely killing a president.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
It would have made my Sunday nights ten percent more exciting.
All right, So now let's hear from Cowboys fans Chris Wrights.
Ever since the middle of the first quarter that playoff
lost to the Green Bay Packers two years ago, every
level of this organization functions about as well as a
SpaceX rocket leaving the Earth's atmosphere. Patrick writes, Shoddy Junior,

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O Shoddy Junior, and the Joneses addressed, Oh hold on
Shoddy Jr. Shoddy Junior in the Jones addressed the gaping
holes at running back and wide receiver with all the
urgency of a fourth term US senator. So now I
have to watch Javonte Williams and Miles Sanders take turns,
falling over after two yard carries while George Pickens tries
to fight the mascot.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Oh my god, that's pretty good, really good, by the way,
Jade on Blue hurt.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, we'll get to that a little bit. Fine, o'clocking up.
Good news on that front. Oh good, Okay, we're told.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
That's okay, told, we're hearing now, Tylers. They fire McCarthy
a year too late, only to replace him with the
least inspired choice possible. Brian Schottenheimer looks like off brand
Trent Reznor. Their grand planet running back is two Vets
coming off acl tears and a rookie who lost his
starting job due to terminal fumbleitis. They lost a game

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by blocking a punt, attempting to filled it, handing it
right back to the Bengals, and then letting Joe Burrow
walk down the field.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
And that wasn't even their most embarrassing loss.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Man, that was it their most embarrassing loss, but it
was their most frustrating.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Saints game was nuts, yeah too, And we were all
convinced maybe the Saint to have something that offensive coordinator,
maybe he could be our coach next year.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
He's wacky Cody Rights.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
We have the league's alrightest quarterback throwing to two really
good receivers, only one of which is an insane person.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
But do all these Cowboys fans right for because they're great?
I don't know they should? Uh, Kate, Let's get the
female perspective on this.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
This team is like the Titanic if everyone on the
Titanic had been a white supremacist with too much hairspray
and a really skewed idea of what good Mexican food is.
I've never met another Cowboys fan I actually liked, and
this includes members of my own family. We are trash
and we play like trash, and I hate myself every
day for it. I will dance on Jerry's grave one

(35:27):
of these days f the Eagles with the remnants of
Romo's spine.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
God damn, that was Kate.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yep. That reminds me of the great Dennis Miller line
about doing drugs. It's not so much the drugs parted
some people.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
You have to deal them with. Why do I feel
like that was like a very edgy, farty chick d
that right?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Because you're thinking of who's the blonde with the fake
jugs that went after the girl from American Pie Jenny McCarthy.
Oh yeah, that made you think of Jenny McCarthy. She's real, farty.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Luke right, Cowboy fans are like Pat McAfee, completely lacking
in self awareness, shallow, narcissistic, and possessing all the mental
capacity and energy of a drunk used car salesman. Every
sane person on the planet wants to avoid them, permanently
kill me. Now Elliott, which I assume is not our
program director, that he is my good friend. Seth and I,

(36:18):
both devoted Cowboys fans, have convinced ourselves that Brian Schottenneimer
is going to be a good coach thanks to a
video in which Ceedee Lamb and Michael Parsons were delighted
that their coach makes his own custom cocktail called the
Shoddy Dude.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
It's so true, like we.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Grasp onto these little things and try to find a
little molecule of hope. You know, we plan our flag
and it's dude, it's it's you know, you run into
people that want to find out you're a Cowboy fan
or you like the Cowboys, and they want to talk trash.
There's no ground to stand on, like I don'te Cowboy
fans aren't even yeah man, it's like, dude, we are

(36:51):
zombies are we are a dead franchise. We're not even
going to engage in trash talk with you. We have
nothing to be proud of. We're gonna be like, oh, yeah,
but how good is your team's Netflix series?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Two of them? Look at our evaluation our teams more
than yours. Yeah yeah, last one here from JB. Smooth.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
I'm guess we didn't even make it an hour into
the opening of training camp before Jerry set in a
press conference and through our top three players on this
team under the bus for daring to get hurt while
playing football.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Shoot me with Barry Switzer's airport handgun. Oh that's good, Oh,
excellent stuff. That is excellent stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I'm kty excited for the season though. It's like they
had a writer's room leaving comments. It's like, all really good.
So maybe we'll get to it later, maybe we won't.
But in that Forbes article, it says that now we
all agree that the Cowboys are worth more than ten billion, right,
Oh yeah, because are you saying because what he'd sell
it for I think the evaluation is twelve. Yeah, but
he'd sell it for thirty if he sold it, if

(37:54):
he if he even sold it. But the last Forbes
valuation was the Cowboys were ten and he was six
or sixteen. So in other words, Jerry Jones value with
everything he's built up using the Cowboys outside of the
Cowboys is six billion dollars outside Cowboys. Why he would
never sell it? It fuels every other business they have. Yeah,

(38:15):
all right, there you have it. Fantastic stuff, Katie. Coming
up next the WNBA sex toy epidemic and why it
might just be a crypto scheme. You're ready to have
a fantastic weekend. It's gonna be hot, but we're used
to that.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
We know what to do.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
I've been talking about a lot. The Cowboys do play
their first preseason game tomorrow night. We also, sometime on
the back half of the show, we're gonna give away
those Pantera tickets. Pantera's coming in September Oseki's Pavilion. We're
gonna give away another pair of ticket. You have to
have the free iHeart app because there's a talkback feature
that will allow you to give a message and your

(38:50):
chance to win the ticket.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
So be listening. Pantera tickets on the way. But right
now it's time for this.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Now around what KTD twins as all the sports.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yea, all right, So this WNBA sex toy thing has
come to a head on Tuesday night when a Neon
green sex toy was thrown from the stands and landed
on the flour in La at the feet of Indiana
Guard Sophie Cunningham. That was kind of the last big

(39:27):
one that we've seen, my big one, I mean incident.
I mean, so here's a big article from the Athletic
on something they've been tracking and what we kind of
know now there's an organized group behind this. So simultaneously
there was a group of people that were doing an
audio livestream on Twitter and they celebrated that moment when

(39:48):
that toy was thrown onto the field. It's because a
meme coin has been made. It was made on July
twenty eighth. It's called green Bilbo coin. He was with
me on that rhymes that's the name of it.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
One of the people during that audio livestream as it's
happening goes that is literally this is literally the best
case scenario that we could possibly imagine.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Another person said, this is.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Empowering to every effing crypto community to start thinking outside
the box, get creative, and do something that makes people laugh.
Mean coins should make you laugh. The whole mission was
the focus. The whole mission with this was focused on
making an impact in crypto culture. On Thursday, Donald Trump
Junior shared a meme that pictured Donald Trump, the President,

(40:42):
throwing a sex toy off the roof of the White
House onto a court of women's basketball players.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Have you seen this?

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Ben?

Speaker 7 (40:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Okay? So listen, so uh is spreading.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Three or four days ago, Trump was so they're doing
a bunch of renovations at the White House and he
wanted to get like a bird's eye view of everything.
So he actually had security and went out on the
roof of the White House and was walking around. And
because it's Donald Trump, reporters, White House reporters started yelling
him questions up on the White House roof. So he's

(41:13):
on the White House roof answering questions, talking about putting
his own money into the White House and all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
It was kind of a story.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
So then Donald Trump Junior took a meme, created a
meme of his dad on top of the White House
throwing a green sex toy out onto the lawn of
the White House where an WNBA game was being played.
And what on earth has happened?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Amazing?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
And you guys know, I mean, Trump's value in the
crypto world has expanded exponentially in the last two years,
like he's embraced it and he's increased his wealth dramatically.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
So during the stream, one member goes, I just got
confirmation La is out of the building, indicating that the
person had left without being apprehended.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
He wow, thrown it.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
So that's how they're kind of tracking this now based
off what was happening during that livestream. So we still
don't know the full identities of all these people. Green
d Coin launched its account on Twitter on July twenty eighth.
The founder uses the name Lieutenant Daldo Rain seriously Daldo.
He voiced a nearly fifteen minute speech that was spoofing

(42:19):
Brad Pitt's character and inglorious Bastards, which is Aldo Rain,
and in it he says.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
That they would be found in.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
That they would have evidence of their cruelty, would be
found in the giant green aggressive and erect candles that
they leave behind, and multiple live streams reviewed by the
Athletic members routinely voiced crude humor about the WNBA. Jokes
were made about WNBA viewership, and they were talking about
more pranks that they were planning moving forward at concerts.

(42:52):
They mentioned specifically the US Open Tennis event that's happening
in New York.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
So I don't think this is going to stop if
they have more people who are willing to let this
do it. But I think this is tremendous reporting.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah, to figure this out and put it out there,
because that kind of broke you know last night the
Athletic had at first that the WNBA thing is a
crypto scheme.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
How about this is they're underspread the word. How many
incidents have there been so far? There's been five tosses,
Three have made it to the court. Are they all green?
All green? So it's all the same people down the
same thing. How about that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I wonder and maybe you had it in there and
I wasn't paying close enough attention. Did they say anything
about the valuation of that mean coin? You know, I
didn't see that, because that's the point of doing it, right, Yeah,
make your splash.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
I know that, and I just know this from one
of the we're talking about the other day, the polymarket,
you know site, they had it like bets that you
can take part in. One was like one hundred and
eighty thousand dollars had been thrown in on you know,
will a rubber toy make it to the court?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Which is time.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I like, I'm sure there's a bet somewhere about the
female umpire's game tomorrow she makes her debut.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
That's why I thought that stort was like that, there's
a way to tie this in. That's like the ultimate
prop bet thing too. Though if like, okay, let's say
you I don't know what the if it's a misdemeanor
or felony or what it is, how much it costs,
but if you laid one hundred thousand dollars down that
you would it would make it onto the court. Then
you would stand up and do everything you could to

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make it onto the court and then just take the arrest,
right depending on if it's a misdemeanor or felony or
what it is.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Well, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
But one thing is like the guy in Georgia who
got caught he was twenty three years old. He got
they said they claimed they didn't know who he was,
which they could be lined of course right. But he
got its conduct, he got multiple things.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Does the crime is it exponentially worse if it's like
an organized thing, like I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
To oh, like the uh, the racketeering laws.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yeah, I'm like one, if it is a conspiracy and
there's multiple people involved and it's across state lines, is
it a whole that's different?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
You're right, I think it might be a different thing.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
And then this whole thing took a different Number One,
it's super sinister if there's a business agenda behind it.
Number two, Okay, amusing that had happened once or whatever,
and you can see it's silly story. But if it's
going to continue to happen, that's pretty terrible. But the
moment that it really I started looking at it super
negatively was we were talking about children. Yeah, I didn't
think about children being at a game and you having

(45:27):
to explain and look at that them like, come on, dude,
this is ridiculous. And then you got to explain what
the sex toy does and how effective it is to
take You have to be full transparency.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I have the valuation real quick. What is it?

Speaker 5 (45:39):
As of Thursday afternoon, Dollar sign Dido, we had a
trading volume of more than one point five million dollars
on a crypto website.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Wow, my mission accomplished. All right. There you have it.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
The w NBA sex toy epidemic apparently is a crypto scheme.
Coming up next, a giant monster alligator was pulled from
a local lake.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
We have the story next.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Well, the wild Light Ud.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Wild Light Ud boys.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
We had a big one out there in Fort Worth,
Tarrant County. You guys know where Eagle Mountain Lake is, Yes,
I think so.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I think we used to do a bunch of fan
remotes not far from it at that. Yah, that's what
I was thinking of nests or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
nice people out there. Absolutely, Well, there's a little there's
a big lake out there.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Jowys hear Eagle Mountain Lake because they come up in
stories similar to this one, But I don't know that
I've seen one quite like this in my time covering
the DFW Lakes. What Tarrant County Commissioner talk about a
guy who's fell on hard times? Tarrant County Commissioner Manny Ramirez, Well,
I mean I knew he when he signed with the
Rangers minor league squad for a while towards the end

(47:00):
of his career.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
That was strange, but it got him acclimated with that
eight one to seven community.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, he was just really liked it here. A lot
of people moved to the Metroplex and stay here. Torey
Hunter like, there's a good example. Yep, guy, I never
lived here, and he's like, yeah, I kind of like
it here. Tori will be the mayor of Tarrett County.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
One day.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Crazy Tarrett County Commissioner Manny Ramirez said that they pulled
an adult male alligator out of Eagle Mountain Lake and
it was weighing in at two hundred and ninety five
pounds measuring in a length of ten feet and seven inches.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Oh my god, this is a big mofo. It's an
and yet it's still not as big as the hole.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
And once you once those things get the taste of
human flesh and their razor sharp teeth, they yearn for
nothing else.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
He's right, this is a very shocking when you see it,
because again, I alligators, depending where you're at, you just
see you don't see a lot of alligator stories here,
but I mean, Ben's had a good point over time.
Alligators aren't that intimidating because guess what, you really don't
stumble up on them very often unless you're up to
no good. They're swamping there, you're in a place you

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don't you're not supposed to be exactly because you know,
let's say that you're diving for golf balls and kind
of a suspect a.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Little swampy marsh area. Yeah, man, they're looking for a
little deer to walk up and sip a little water,
and they'll if they get there, you know, And they're
really their teeth aren't even that sharp. They're like as
sharp as like rounded dice. Yeah, but if they grab
onto you, they they do have a lot of pressure
and they'll hold onto you. Then they pull you in
the water and do that death roll and start shaking around.

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They could like rip your arm off, but it's not
like the teeth marks. And honestly, they're kind of like
a they're kind of like a Cobra GT the car.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Right.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
They're great in like going straight, but they're not like
a high end sports car that's weaving around corners and
stuff like that. So if you kind of get out
of its vision, you can kind of get away from it,
if that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
So this thing the reason that it's a I think
this is a big deal because the alligator, when you
see it, it's different than just seeing an alligator seeing
the alligator in the Happy Gilmore movie. Way different, much bigger.
But Eagle Mountain Lake is located on the west Fort
Trinity River, so it's north of Fort Worth and Lake Worth.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
But they've been.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Spotted like near the Trinity River watershed. So you're telling
me the Trinity River is full of gators, is basically
what I'm getting out of this.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
And people will go out there and kayak on the
Trinity River, right, Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to die
by gator.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
There's other ways to go. And if you're playing a
road game, you're not gonna win that.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Fight, right, you're fighting them on their territory. If you're
fighting it at a mall and our territory home game
for a here, Adam, Yeah, got them you can get
away from But if you're fighting them in a swamp
and that you don't even see it.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I saw a gator when I went to the Apple store.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yeah, it was trading out its phone is getting in
sixteen and it looked very uncomfortable. Yeah, and it knew
it couldn't take anybody there. I just wanted to get
his phone and get out of there. Yeah, it was
real shifty eyed. He was upset on his old phone.
You said he was upset, upset with the latest update
on snapchat Zallgator's a snap?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
What a snap?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Jerry going? What Claire? Until Junior just ask you a question?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Then what so?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Kevin? Maybe you prefer turtle would have been about.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I just had not looked over the approved jokes for
today's show until that one took me by surprise. We're
gonna go, Yeah, we're gonna go back over the game
tape on this one. We'll talk about it. Jerry used
to watch game tape with Bill Parcells. We found that
out recently, so you got to watch it with us Kati.
For La count A, y'all done with Gator stuff? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I think so? Yeah, Yeah, that killed it.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
For La County residents have been charged with insurance fraud
after they staged fake bear attacks on their vehicles. The
scheme referred to as Operation Bear claw resulted in insurance
companies paying out more than three hundred thousand dollars. Oh
my god, this is great because there's a whole bear

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costume as well.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (51:14):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
They claim that a bear damage to twenty ten Rolls Royce,
a twenty fifteen Mercedes in another twenty twenty two Mercedes
and the bear costume is not that realistic?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Guy, Okay, this is one of the greatest stories I've
ever heard. Very strange.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
So the idea is they like, get on a security camera,
they're in a bear costume, they're randomly attacking cars, and
they put in insurance claims.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I will say this, that's the dumbest thing.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Ever, however, wants a bear gets the taste of a
hind luxury car and it's razor sharp teeth that urns.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
For nothing else. He's right, man, Investigators is my favorite part.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Investigators even went to the links of asking a biologist
from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to review
video of a bear tag. So they have a fake
video maybe dash cam, and the bile just goes it
was clearly a human and a bear.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
What are they trying to say? This bear hates expensive cars.
Why would a bear just attack a car?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Is so terrible road rage. I feel like something out.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
The bear costume was recovered at the suspect's home. You
got to ditch the costume too, Like bad criming, That
is bad criming.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
And and dude, that much money, that's that's a felony, right,
Like they're going to prison. Well, it's white collar prison,
will be fine. Those mump into Giselle Maxwell.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
And Elizabeth Warrens just kind of getting their exercise in.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
That's the wildlife news for this day. Really good, all right,
except for that joke. Thank you, Kevin. Yeah, coming up next,
it's the today game right here in the Eagle, Come on, surprise.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yeah, the Cowboys had practiced yesterday and they were trying
a little too hard. They should have took the foot
off the gas a little bit.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yesterday.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Had a couple of things that happened on the injury front.
Jayden Blue, they were worried about his ankle. Turns out
just a bone bruise and nothing serious. He's gonna be fine.
He's probably not gonna play in the game tomorrow night.
But if he's got a chance to be your starting
running back then you're probably not going to mess around
with playing him much in the preseason anyways.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
I'm sorry then, No, I just said, that's exciting to
me for him to have the possibility of working out
and being somewhat dynamic. If he ends up being your
starting running back, it's one of the best developments of
the offseason. Yes, and it might mean that the two
retreads they got are just terrible also, so it might
not be the great news, but it would be really
good news as opposed to, Hey, he's standing there, give

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him the starting job.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
The problem with Jayden Will's injury is that it happened
because Sam Williams pulled his face master in a carry.
Come on, guys, we had uh Jake Ferguson leaving practice.
He had hit in the back by linebacker Kenneth Murray.
Ferguson spent some time on the ground, got up. I
don't know, he just made fake. I don't need Jake
Ferguson playing and or fake Jerguson playing in the preseason.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
And it's been hurt a lot, like he seems like
he misses a lot of time. I thought it was
pretty unnecessary to give him a contract.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Now, personally, you know, I think four years at fifty
two million, I thought, and I realized everything's about Micah
and all that. I just don't know if that's a
guy I circle and go have to have him. I
think he's a good player. But but you well, here's
what I would A bunch of guys who can do that. No,
I know, but like what we all agreed it was

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a fair deal. Yeah, you know, I think that's the
cowboys thing. Oh that guy wants to sign a fair deal.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Sign him.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Yeah, but it's like you get that too. But I'm like, man,
you did use that pick on Schoonmaker. Is this admitting
that the pick on scoon Maker was bad? Because ideally
you keep the guys that are irreplaceable, right, and then
you you have replacements for the guys who you can replace,
and you're fortifying things with the draft and whatnot, especially

(55:19):
with high end assets.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I don't but to your point, it's not the end
of the world. It's a fair deal. Scoon Maker and
Monzie Smith are the same draft, right, yep. Badass Michigan, Michigan,
Michigan Back to back.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Ian O'Connor wrote an article in the Athletic about Jerry
Jones it's called Jerry Jones built America's team into a
reality show we can't look away from.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I'm going to send it to you, Ben, You're gonna
want to read it.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
I actually stumbled across it this morning because The Athletic
had it pulled up on my app.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
And it was good. What were some of your favorite parts?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
My favorite parts were the way that Bill Parcells talked
about his time with Jerry Jones. So, just so you know,
it's written from the perspective Ian O'Connor's been around forever
and he's a guy that it's like, I always hated
Jerry Jones because I love Tom Landry and I hated
what he did to Tom Landry. So I've always I've
written negative stuff about Jerry Jones forever and ever, and

(56:10):
I simply can't deny that he is the most engaging
person in football and he has built this thing into
the greatest soap opera in all of sports. And that's
why it's worth sixteen He's personally worth sixteen billion, and
what he's done is majestic.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I think two things stuck out to me. Kat One is.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Dick Eversoll from NBC Sports told Calvin Hill that the
three greatest marketers in the history of professional sports were
Phil Knight, David Stern and Jerry Jones. Damn, that's hype praise, yep.
And then the other part was that everyone thought Bill
Parcells and Jerry Jones would hate each other. They couldn't

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believe that was the end of parcells coaching career. And
he said he didn't mind watching film with g and
talking with Jerry because Jerry always kept his word.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, ooh, very similar reason. Jerry was examples or he
did said there weren't.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Any examples though, because there's a lot of examples lately
in the last few years of Jerry not keeping his
word on things.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
And dude, let's but.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
That's in Parcels thing was what twenty years ago, sixteen
years ago. That's why he's upset with my kid today
because he's like, I kept my I keep my word.
He didn't keep his word. That's interesting. That must be
like his core tenant or whatever. And if it's not
a vow, my dad had said, keep your word.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
The other thing is Calvin Hill and I liked what
he said too, because he was just confaring whatever. People
are very hard on Jerry right now, understandably right, that's fine.
But what I think Calvin Hill said in this article was,
and for those that don't know, Calvin Hill was a
running back for the Cowboys G's late seventies or early eighties.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Where am I at on time?

Speaker 6 (57:49):
It was?

Speaker 4 (57:50):
It was during the he was gone by the eighties.
It was during the seventies. And he is a very
very educated man. And him and his wife made Grant Hill. Yeah,
Grant Hill, who's run pretty much runs USA basketball now,
is the son of Calvin Hill.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
He said, I've told a lot of guys who have
played with in the seventies that it's too bad we
didn't play when Jerry was the owner. Tech Shram thought
you should pay to play for the Cowboys. Jerry didn't
get to where he is today by opening doors and
letting people come in and take what they want. But
he's always been fair, and I just think that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Yeah. Yeah, back to that parcels thing, It's like, maybe
he means, yeah, I didn't mind having to watch film
with Jerry because he kept his word, meaning, Hey, if
you watched this film with me, let's say I'm not
going to get in your way.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
I'm in this marketing stuff. I'm not going to try
to run what you do.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Bill Parcells famously said I should be able to buy
the groceries. And it's clear that he had to disdain
for anyone outside of the football room, and so the
people that are football beer like, well, Bill would never
want the owner in there.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
And he was saying I didn't mind.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
It because I could trust Jerry to do what he
said he was going to do. So if we're gonna
sit there and watch film and talk about players, at
least I know that it's not some phony thing and
an owner just quote unquote metaling.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
How did that end with him? He got burnout and
he got burnout. I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Didn't he leave after the Seattle Romo fumble at the
end of the game and not his last game?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Maybe he got That was Wade the year they the
Creighton drop, right, Yeah, O six was parcels last year.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Yeah, so he had a hole like and that very
famously Parcels was a hard burnout guy. So yeah, because
he's so hard on everybody. Yes, So Romo told me
a story about and we've i think told this on
the air, But Parcells would sit there when you walk
in in the morning and he'd sit at a table
and this is like, you're coming in supposed to work
out or whatever. And he had this big table and

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he had it was just a bunch of breakfast sandwiches
from McDonald sitting on the table, and he was like,
come get your breakfast sandwich before your workout. But he
would criticize each person who grabbed one. He would go,
really fat, Yes, you're gonna this is what you're gonna eat.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
He would sit there and you know, his rolls of
fat hanging over his and he would sit there and
so the players are you know, Romo's sitting there. Tell
me everybody was intimidated to go get a sandwich and
if you went up there, you better not get two.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
And so he you know, it was just freaking everybody
out out. He was doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
He was getting in all their heads. And then he
said he had to go in his office and talk
to him about something a little later, and the trash
can was full of rappers in about eight sandwiches. He
was a manipulative jerk that would just use you and
get rid of you. That's just kind of what he was. Man.
All right, there, you have it cussing the Cowboys? Coming
up next, KT, where are you gonna takes? In the

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weekly Weekday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Update, were the Mavericks trying to build a resort next
to the jail?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
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where we just talking about who used to watch film
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Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Good luck everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
At the bottom of the hour, we'll get to the
top five fast food burgers there is there are, but
right now it's time for this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Are you excited?

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
And he gets featuring veteran news anchor Kti fun tweets
we've talked about.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
You know, the Mavericks and their plans to get a
new location to build a new basketball arena, you know,
for twenty thirty and beyond. But there's another scouting mission
at play. Dallas County officials are exploring the idea of
constructing a new jail, and that would leave developers likely
to pounce on the site that is currently loose stare it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Okay, wait a second, they're going to tear if they
build a new jail, they're going to tear down loose
stair it and so all that will be available real estate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Sounds like it. Okay, only said it's been it's been discussed,
if that happens.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
See, I thought they were talking about doing developments around
that jail.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Me too.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
If they tear down that jail, and that's that seems
like a difficult thing to do. That's a lot to
tear down over there. That seems like it'd be crazy expensive.
That would immediately be pretty damn good real estate, I
would think.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
And so I'm looking at it right now, Ben and
that has been developed up a lot around it. So
that's right off Riverfront which goes over there to that
Trinity development.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah, Conner Street.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
And in looking at it, the Trinity River runs behind it,
so you're talking about to KT's point, riverfront and commerce
and so it's a it's a big parcel of land
that would be now the courthouse building over there too.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
That would be part of it. Took of the Justice
Center right and move that, uh, build a new one.
That's a part of the plan. So if I'm the Mavericks, well,
not plan, it's something that's being discussed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Sorry, if I'm the Mavericks, that's actually a pretty great
piece of land because it's not far from their facilities
in the design district, not far from you know, West
End and other Dallasy things, not far from that Trinity area,
not far from historic Oak Cliff.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I mean, that's actually a pretty cool thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
A lot of roads coming together right there to for
you know, pipelines from other parts of Dallas Fort Worth.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Yeah, that's that's pretty interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I hadn't I thought that this story was Okay, they're
going to build it right next to a prison or
next to a jail.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I'm like, man, that's terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Honestly, that spot would have been the best place in
Dallas Fort Worth to put the Ranger Stadium. Oh, yeah, yeah,
I mean that would have been amazing to have the
city skyline behind it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Mm hmm. But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
You have you have to think from a from a
ticket sales standpoint, where's the place you can be that
is most accessible to most of the disposable income. And
one thought is you put it near downtown because all
these companies with their tickets, all these people that are working,
and they just funnel straight over there after the game.
But if that's not happening, does that matter? Like are

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those buildings empty? Are people really working downtown? I don't
you know, I don't know the advantages of being downtown, Like,
for instance, if you wanted to be near the most
disposable income, would you be in downtown Dallas?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
To be in Irving? Would you be in Fort Worth?
Would you be in Frisco?

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
I think, you know, part of it is that so
much of season ticket sales now or corporate anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
They're owned by.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Businesses and things like that, and it's still like if
you go down to downtown Dallas on any weekday, I
mean it's it's still bustling. And obviously the arenas there
right now and they've had no problem selling that thing out.
But yeah, like the Lower Bowl pretty much. And it's
either lists of the park cities or it's a company.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
And it's going to be even more that now with
the new direction the Mavericks are going because they're going
to be more like the Yankees or one of these
organizations that are It's not like a mom and pop
ownership Nope, anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
It's just not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Cuban ran the Mavericks. And this is just my outsider
view of it. Cuban ran it like, Okay, the ticket
sales and all that stuff. I'm not trying to squeeze
every penny out of that because it's marketing for my team.
I want the games to be accessible for my fans.
And for a company that runs it like a business,
like a real business, like venture capitalists or whatever, it

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came in and said, no, no, no, they would look
at all right, we got to be good year to year,
you know. For a guy like Cuban, it's like, I
just want this to be marketing and I'm gonna make
my money when I sell. I'm not worried about year
to year profits. I'm worried about when I sell it,
how much money do I make? And but there was
one huge problem the death of the regional sports network. Yep,
that was that was the biggest part of the Mavericks

(01:06:00):
come So when that went away, and it probably honestly
had a lot to do with Cuban selling the team,
Like the way that he operated, the Mavericks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Was not sustainable anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
It was sustainable when it was being subsidized by television money.
But like you know, I can just tell you. I'm
not even giving you inside information. It's out there. MAVs
TV lost money last year. I mean straight up, it
lost money, and it'll probably lose money this year. It'll
lose less money. But also Man and Brad Townson wrote
an incredible article about this the job that was primarily

(01:06:32):
a friend of ours name Aaron Fine Goldwhite and Dave
Keeney and Ronnie Foss and Clay Armstrong, those people all
coming together. They threw a TV network together in like
three months. It was insane what they accomplished. And I
know they're friends of mine, and I probably sound like
a homer, but I was in awe of what they did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
So real quick. It does say that there was a.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Committee that recommended that Dallas build a new jail by
twenty thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Two more people come to town, let's jail him.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Yeah, well, basically saying the project will cost five million
dollars by twenty thirty two. So that was just something
that they did because loose Taret's over fifty years old. Now, dude,
you didn't need a new one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
And when they built it there, it wasn't. I mean,
I don't know. Look at how big Dallas has gotten.
Now that's important real estate. I think you typically want
something like that to be on the outskirts of town,
so it's not an iceore near Sigaville.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
The last thing I'll say is Dallas. This is the
Dallas County Commissioner I believe. Yeah, No, County Administrator Daryl
Martin said this. If they have money. He talked to me,
and they have money. So that might be where the
new that might be where it's going.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I'll like it. They haven't decided yet. I like, yeah,
that'd be pretty good. Pretty good. All right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Coming up next, let's do some food news the top
five fast food burgers, followed by crazy new drama with
this coaching legend's girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
All that's coming up on The Benskin Show.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Let's talk Burgers on the seventy fifth birthday of Waterburger
where you can't get seventy five cent burgers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Oh oh, you know the incident they did doing that
today doing a little good deal there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
USA Today's top ten fast food burgers their ten best.
We did ten through six yesterday. Ten was the double
meat Waterburger from Waburger. Number nine was the Whopper Burger King.
Number eight was Freddy's original double seven Shack Burger from
Shake Shack. Six the cheeseburger from five Guys. So we

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get to number five, and I was riveted when I
saw what number five was because I have never had it.
The butter burger cheese double from Culver.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
It's good, It's delicious. I mean, just think about putting
butter with a burger. It sounds pretty good, pretty healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
We don't have many culvers around here, do we.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
We have one in the Frisco area, like off that
one twenty one Colony Corridor somewhere in there. I guess
I see one more often. You're right, it's not. It
wasn't prevalent here and it was in other parts of
the country. But I do think they are here now, Yeah,
they're here. And we would rock it when we would
go to Phoenix, and we would rock it when we
would go to California for Cowboys camping Rangers Camp.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
They had culvers there very Wisconsin. Okay. Number four, double
double in and out burger. It's delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
You can't get fries with it because the fries last
for five seconds before they're worthless.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Our guy Jason up here had the life hack that
if you're gonna do it and out fries, you just
gotta ask him to go extra crispy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Hey, He's like, it's okay, heg's the day. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
So Number three the jumbo jack cheeseburger from Jack in
the Box. No, No, that's not even their best burden.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Jack in the Boxes Sorry, America like Jelly Roll, and
I don't really at it, so I'm not expecting my
favorites to be at the top here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
The grilled sourdough burger is legit at Jack in the Box.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
When's the last time you had it?

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
It's been years, Yeah, exactly. The other day I drove
by a Jack in the Box and I got sick. Okay,
So if they.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Put the jumbo jacket three, that means they're going to
have the Big Mac on here. Probably I hope it's
a quarter pounder with cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
I prefer that to the.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
Big Mac, the suspense or the Big Mac number two.
The Papa Burger or the Paul Paul Berger from.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
A and W still exists, I guess, so I've never
had it. There was an A and W and long
John Silver's in Missisquit. There's one in Denton. I remember, Okay,
college always concerning when it's a slash wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
John Silvers also come enjoy our private equity franchises. A
Paul Paul Berger or a Papa I've never even heard
of it. I mean I've heard of it, but I'm
saying I've never been inside an A and W that
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Number one and this is evidence that the liberal media
has taken over the USA today.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Okay, the double char from Habit Burger and grill Habit.
Have you ever heard of Habit?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
No, I think USA Today has a stake in it.
I do like a charred burger, though I'm looking at
the burger and I don't really want to have it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Really really okay, all right, there it is food news.
So no McDonald's on there no Wendy's either, nony No.
It's interesting dude. By the way, if you guys ever
have a chance, maybe've had it me, haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Hat Creek. Yeah, good Burgers.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
That's a good burger, And I don't I think of
that like mu yah, I don't think of that as
being fast food.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
I agree with you interesting, but some of the things
on this list are kind of Hat Creek does have
a drive through if you want to throw down that way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Ye. All right, there you have it. There's the food
news for you.

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Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Time for this. What I have here is a little crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
So we've talked about Bill Belichick, who's seventy three, and
his twenty four year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
There's a show.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
It's a podcast that's been around for a while and
it just moved to the Athletic this week and they
had something fall into their lap because they.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Were reached out to buy Jordan Hudson recently just fall.
I think it's his wedding ring. Are you playing with
your Yeah? I played with my monny around I ever
wanted to get stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
So the girls in this podcast are Charlotte and Madeline,
and they're they've just had the biggest week of their
laps because they just got bought by the Athletic and
they're going to be doing their podcast with them. But uh,
last week one of them, Charlotte, who had been a
reporter for she'd done some NFL stuff. She's a you know,
she's a journalist at heart. Right, she got a phone

(01:13:59):
call from Jordan Hudson out of nowhere. Okay, And here's
what's on about.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
Jordan Hudson, Bill Belichick's girlfriend. She called me out of
the blue two Saturdays ago at nine oh seven pm.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
We talked to her for five hours over the course
of last week.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Okay, called her out of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
So what I need to tell you is that Charlotte
and her podcast partner Madeline did go to the Miss
Main pageant that Jordan Hudson was at why because they
did a podcast called The Sports Gossip Show, and outside
of Tiger Woods banging, you know, pancake waitresses.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
This is up there in terms of like sports gossip,
this is up there, Travis Kelsey and Taylor the Tiger stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
But no, you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
And also if I remember correctly, and I can't remember
who went there, but someone else had gone to that
pageant and did a big story about Oh that was
where Bill Belichick's ex girlfriend didn't wasn't there a party they.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Had that had party that was while back though? Okay,
But anyway, they did episodes after each day of that pageant. Okay,
so they're following like it's their thing, right, so Jordan
called them recently. I guess Jordan has just now listened
to those podcasts, probably because they're in the news now
because they're on the Athletic okay, right this week?

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
All right, so uh, here is more about what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
I answered the phone and there's a woman's voice on
the other end. She says, I say hello, She says hi,
and I was like Hey. She's like, You're like, is
this Charlotte?

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I said, this is she?

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
And then and then this woman goes, how are you?
And I was like, may I ask who's calling?

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Please?

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
And this woman goes, this is Jordan Hudson. Yes, it's Jordan,
the president of your Universe. And I said, well, Jordan, yes,
you certainly are the president of our of my universe.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
I'm like what my husband meanwhile, I'm mouthing to him.
I'm like, word it not.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
That's how she That's what she said to her. This
is Shordan Hudson, the President of your Universe. She knows
they've been talking about her on the podcast. She's saying,
you guys are consumed with me. So yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
My first reaction, if I was this gal would have
been Okay, I'm being pranked. But the second they dropped
on the president of your Universe, like, oh, this absolutely
has to be her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
How could it not? Who would think to say that
other than her? Yeah? So why did she call.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Everything I'm doing?

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
I'm assuming she's recording me, And it was unclear to
me why she was calling it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
First.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
I couldn't tell what the tone was.

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
She would oscillate between like friendly, but there was clearly
like an edge to her voice where she kind of
wanted to let me have it, you know, and she's
talking in circles, using a lot of legal ees. It's
not like exactly the correct word for what I think
maybe she's trying to say. And she wants to know
why we didn't report that the winner of the Miss
Main pageant was not actually from Maine.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
The winner of the pageant was someone from San Diego.
They actually did report on that on their follow up episode.
In fact, they did a whole story of their podcast
was like about something. They are called state jumpers, and
that's these models who go to these pageants and they
jump states. A guy, I've got a chance to win
Rhode Islands in Maine and that's now, look, it's very odd.

(01:17:20):
This is where she talks about the minute thirty seven
of this phone call.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
At minute thirty seven, I started to get a little
bit like this is indulgent and this is not productive,
and I was like, we need to I would like
to speak to you with Madeline on the phone. She
kept asking me these questions, being like why do you
what was it? And I was like, I'm not comfortable
answering that without Madeline here. Yeah, also, you know, so
I finally was like, look, Jordan, I have to hop off,
but like, we'll put you on a text with Madeline

(01:17:48):
and with me and we'll find a time to talk
this week. She's like, okay, great, and then she goes
Madeleine is gonna flip when you tell her that I call?

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Okay it was her co host did She said? I
know you've edited all this year? She say how she
got her phone number?

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Interesting, Now that's.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
A little invasive. It is a little bit, but sports World,
there's probably a way to get it. This girl's again,
this girl's worked in sports for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
So the week goes on and they had a couple
of conversations over the phone with her, and it started
to seem like Jordan wanted to jump on their podcast,
and they're like yeah. And then she's like, well are
the old night owls. I might be able to make
it to New York at some point And they're like,
we'll be a night owl if you're gonna come up here.
And they had some correspondence back and forth, and then
she was non responsive for a while, so they're like, okay,

(01:18:37):
well we have to talk about this stuff on our
podcast at some point. We've already told our listeners that
we've been in touch with her. So this is where
Jordan called back. This is last Friday, Friday at two
forty five. I answer, I mean, she's yelling at me.
She's crying.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
She said that she finished the rest of the Miss
main episode and she didn't like what we said. I
was like, I thought we'd be talking about the Miss
Maine episode that we did that you watched the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
This goes on for like thirteen minutes. I mean, I'm shaking.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Fine, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
She's a source. I'm a journalist. This is my job.
I've had sources yell.

Speaker 7 (01:19:12):
At me before, like James Dolan's PR people have called
me in the middle of the night to tell me
I'm horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Like, that's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
So either she kind of wanted to yell at us
the whole time, but or if she had watched it,
it was like she felt betrayed by people that she
in her head thought we were more to her than reporters.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
And she was like, you've been so nice to my
face all week. How can you say these things?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Right? Okay, So she's not a dude, she's unhinged.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Yeah, he's unhansolutely and it sounds like she was trying
to sugar d them, and they were this is in
effective sugar ding, and they.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Said multiple times, you guys also sound like she did. Actually,
it sounds like she wanted to do the podcast, but
it's not like she really had like a an angle
and was trying.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Her create a relationship to where they were such good
friends that they wouldn't roast her.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Yeah, which they said, like we said even after the
first episode that she should have been like a finalist
for this, like after day one, we thought she was
gonna win. But there was one part where you know,
you get asked a question and she looked at the
camera and said, I'm living proof that you know, hate

(01:20:20):
doesn't win and you can persevere.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
And she like like she made it about her life
and it's not supposed to be about that, And she
sounds like a textbook narcissist.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Yeah, oh, absolutely, who's enjoying what's happening in her life
with the ego, but also maybe not a lot of
guidance stuff from the PR front. She's faking em masquerading
is a PR person right now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Anyways, I mean, we saw it in the CBS interview
where she said, we're not talking about this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
This is the part.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
This is the last one, and they're kind of going,
we're confused because she's yelling at us, but she's also
been kind of nice to us.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
And then she's crying and they're like, did she just
want to be our friend?

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
I was like, what are you doing? You know, you
want to be like safer from herself. You're like, don't, like,
what do you do in person to person?

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Don't do this in our roles. This is what we
have to say you did now.

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
Yeah, And clearly that bridge is burned, Like she clearly
doesn't trust us anymore. She especially won't trust us once
this comes out. We don't really trust her as a
reliable narrator about herself, I think. And also like anytime
we asked her a question about Bill, she would deflect. Yeah,
we got no information about Bill, about her role at
un See. It was clear she she wouldn't give us anything, Yeah,

(01:21:30):
which I understand. And she kept saying, tell me why
you said this on the mis main pageant. We're like,
we will have that conversation with you if you come
on the show. This isn't we're not friends, no, And.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
So this is how I think she figured all this
out at least because this pageant was months ago.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
How who figured it all out? Jordan Okay, Jona? Who
else The Athletic hired this week? David Hellman, Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
It hired David.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Hellman recently, good for him. They hired Pablo Torre. He's
been up to over the last few months. Dude, So, dude,
he gets hired by the Athletic. The Sports of Gossip
show is on the Athletic, and you know, a on
a weekend, She's like, so she went back watched old
episodes about her and then started getting in contact and

(01:22:19):
calling them because Pablo Torre.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Also had a big deal with Bill Simmons in the
last three or four weeks about Belichick and the Patriots.
I mean a big deal, like like Simmons said some
really hateful things about Torre and his reporting, and so
Torri went, let's talk about it. So he went on
Bill Simmons show, and I didn't watch it before. Everything
I read was that he in pretty short order started

(01:22:42):
undressing Bill Simmons and had him on his heel.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
But Bill was just doing the who cares man, it's
the coach and his date and a younger girl. Who
why are you so upset? Because you know Pablo was
diving into a lot what he does. That's he's trying
to find out what her role is in North Carolina? Yeah,
what is she really doing? And no one really does know?
And I can't wait for Bill to coach some games
in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Not that he's a coach. Through all this, I never
think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
I'm gonna watch every Carolina football game. All right, great stuff, KTU,
thank you everyone for listening this week.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
We've enjoyed hanging with you. We'll be back on Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
I'll never forget the time that kt looked Jordan Hudson
dead in her eye before a pageant and he said
to her DM me for socks and panty purchases. He
immediately got arrested. Christina, do you want to stick around
play some music? I sure, all right, Kra's next right
here on the eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
I have a good wee going.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
You're I'm gonna get my sock back, dude

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
God bless Jesus