Full Show: July 28, 2025

Here's Monday's show, featuring the latest on the Cowboys giving a player a big contract, but not the one you might have imagined. Also, Luka is on the cover of Men's Health, some curious audio that needs investigation, and our full review of Happy Gilmore 2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah yeah, hello and welcome everybody. It's the world of
Famous Ben and skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
Happy Monday to you. Thank you for tuning in today
to this fine, fine radio presentation.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jeff skin Weight is no longer with us.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
He died in a butt implant surgery gone wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, but he'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Good day.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, he will return. Say he went out doing what
he loved. That's all you asked for.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
He'll be back tomorrow. He's not with us today, but
I'm here. Ben Rodgers and Kevin kat Turner is here.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oudy. Good Monday, Final Monday of July. You hear that
smattering of small applause?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It was just me.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
The next time we convene on a Monday, it'll be AUGUSTO. Yeah,
that's crazy, hard to believe. We're through July.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Also here today is the Pride and Joy of Oatmeal Pizza,
a popular local Nirvana cover bay. She's got the baddest
dude in the game wearing her chain. She is the
wickedly talented Christina Kree little Baby corn Bread Ray.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hello. I, like Katie mentioned, we're about to get triple
digits here as a norm. Yes, yeah, final year.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, dude, I'm glad I wrote down small talk in
the open for Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You did talk.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I was thinking about this on Saturday. It's like, it'd
be great if we came out of the gate and
we did small weather time.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Are we about of it?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Are we about to get like fifteen straight days of
one hundred degree temperatures? Is that what your models are showing?
We may never see in the eighties again, Like it's bad?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
What did Delka say, McKinny, you're dead?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, McKinnie, everyone is dead.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
We actually have a chance of rain Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
just in time for the weekend that we all love.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Chance of rain to duck us back down into the nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
So four straight days a hot, hot heat, don't go outside,
you will perish.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
And then let me we actually get a bit of
a break next week.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
We will.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
We will kick off August nice nineties, low nineties. Ok,
all right, we'll take that, and then after that Miss
Satan returns.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we don't have to do weather small
talk for this whole thing, because I will tell you
that I saw something as I was scrolling through the
internet to get ready for today's show.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Are you guys aware that.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
A B twenty five Mitchell bomber, a military plane, once
crashed into the Empire State Building?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
What No, So I saw.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
This story, I was like, it was like, on July
twenty eighth, nineteen forty five. Okay, July twenty eighth, nineteen
forty five, a B twenty five Mitchell bomber accidentally flew
into the north side of the Empire State Building seventy
ninth floor.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
WHOA Yeah. I saw this online and I was like, oh,
this is fake.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's not real because part of the reason it was
confusing is it had an AI version of a picture
of the event. Oh no, yeah, I'm like, and then
the picture looked like the plane crashed into the lower floor.
I'm like, why are you misleading me with this? This
is all fake? But I looked it up. Sure enough,
it happened. And when this happened, one of the strangest
world records occurred.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, this is terrible.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Obviously, this plane is flying around, it's super foggy, and
the pilot in this heavy fog got disoriented and he
thought he was past Manhattan, but he wasn't. And so
he crashed into the seventy ninth floor of the Empire
State Building. Never saw it coming, and the crash killed
fourteen people.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Kevin, it was an American guy. It wasn't like I
saw Bin Laden's grandpa. It was it was our own thing.
It was an accident because the fog, eleven people in
the building and three people in the plane passed away.
One of the plane's engines flew through the building and
landed on a neighboring rooftop. What and here's and by

(03:52):
the way, despite the impact and the fire, the building
reopened just two days later.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
What.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, one of the most surreal chapters in New York
City history. But here's the weirdest part of the story
to me. A woman named Betty Lou Oliver was in
an elevator when it happened, and she was on the
seventy fifth floor. That elevator went all the way down

(04:22):
to the bottom, seventy five floors and she survived. How
And so this story says, that's a world record.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Okay, that's her record, going seventy two floors.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
She survived, She survived, just went seventy five floors.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
What motion are you making?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
It just fell did the elevator just fall like it
wasn't calmly doing it? It's elevator like boom.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I think I think it was a free fall from
the seventy fifth floor free fall, boom all the way down,
and she survived.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
It's a world record because no one else has ever
been able to. How does somebody, yeah, exploded? How does
somebody say, you know what, I'd like to take a
round at that record? Would you mind dropping this elevator
seventy six floors?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, terrifying. Did you see the roller coaster thing?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
There's a roller coaster for the fourth time, this roller
coaster up in Ohio?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Is that a problem?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I saw that the people were having to walk down
the track for the time a single file line, and
they were just kind of baby step baby. So go
ahead and cancel that theme park. We've had four this summer. Yeah,
let's not mess around with it anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
And you know theme parts like six Flags, they have
all these uh you know, they have all these engineers
and architects and they're constantly reevaluating things. Look at them.
I'm not worried about those. I feel those are safe.
But I am worried about the rickety ones that show
up at a Kroger parking lot or something. Hey, yeah,
for the next twenty seven days, this carnival is going
to be out here in the back of this parking lot.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
That seems sketchy.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, yeah, you seems just unloading it out of the
box truck.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, and making it happen. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
They painted the Titan.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
They did. It's white and blue. Now, I used to
beat orange. I love orange orange.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Is that the are you talking about a six Flags
roller coaster?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
The Titan the biggest one. Okay, is that the big
See I'm a shockwave guy.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, well everyone used to be a shockwave come along
way was scream scream.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
First, I almost fell out of that roller coaster.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I was.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah. I was a kid that like, the bar just
didn't go all the way down. And that's the most
terrifying experience.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes for me, the bar popped up and then million
years ago and I was like, I held on to it.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
For the very end.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
My dad going, stop being a pee, I wrote some
dird I didn't want to go.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Anyways, Uh, we love six Flags and that's great news
to hear that.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I would they.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Painted the Titan, but to me, only to me, I'm
still I'm still a shockwave guy. I still think it's
as God.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Stay on the top in the hy.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Wood shovel root Ship, Christina, I know you went Lake
Housing over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Did you get to Happy Gilmore too?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, we were going to, but Mike brought a Survivor
game like board game club game that we ended up
playing all night instead.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Okay, No, it's fine, and I don't think you really
care too much about it if we spoil anything. No,
you're fine, way too much. It's Happy Gilmore too. Yeah, right,
it's not that big of a deal. I'm gonna tell you.
I went to I went to go get a just
a little place nearby, and uh, they do like snow cones,
and I want to go to a snow cone, right
because it's time to get snow cone Friday night. Then

(07:44):
well alcohol and snow cone too, oh okay, yeah yeah.
And there's a there's a family sitting in there, so
I'm waiting on line. I'm waiting in line, and it's
about it's three couples, so but they've all got their kids,
so there's a lot of people and it's like a
big booth and I'm over here hearing their discussion, and
I hear I only like Adam Sandler and rom Coms,

(08:04):
and they're having a big Adam Sandler movie discussion.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, oh yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
About to go home with my boozy snow cone and
watch Happy Gilmore Too. And I'm just saying, this is
the pulse of America right now. You'll walk anywhere people
are talking about Adam Sandler.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's what you hear.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I will say. Everyone brought up Happy Gilmore Too at
the lake House this weekend, like you guys are right
that the movie's out. Okay, it's huge.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
It was NonStop. I was seeing it, hearing it everywhere.
I was surprised.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I threw the Rangers on over the weekend too, and
they had a Happy gil Moore two billboard behind home plate,
like they're promoting it too everywhere.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
So you got to it, Ben, Here's what I'll say.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh no, I have to get an incomplete on this
assignment because I was.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Waiting on your text all weekend.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I know, I know you're waiting by your phone waiting
to be texted. I my wife's been out of town.
I've had a lot of them up. I've had a
bunch of early morning meetings. I've been getting up super early.
And so I got home Friday and my son was like,
oh my god, have you started my nineteen year old son,
have you started watching Happy Gilmore too yet? And I
was like, no, he's He was like, I'm watching it upstairs.

(09:12):
I've just started it. And I was like, don't tell
me anything about it. I got to watch it. So
I put it on TV and I watched a little
bit of it, and then I fell asleep, no dude,
And then I woke up watch a little more than
I fell asleep. Then I watched a little more, and
what I saw from it, I saw some things I loved,
and I saw a billion cameos, and I saw things

(09:35):
that made me laugh and it was great, but also
it was I didn't love a lot of it from
a movie standpoint, And so I was like, man, I
don't want to crap all over this movie because I
haven't even seen the whole thing. But parts I saw, yeah,
good cameos, not great movie making.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
So I want to do in the next segment, I
want to run through the list of cameos because it's astounding, astounding,
and honestly, it helps with the lack of uh, you.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Know, like where's this plotline going? Right? And I think
they did it that way.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
They're like, hey, look we have we want to get
as many cameos in this, so let's make it a
party that we filmed. Yes, so this person I need
to get them in this movie. Well, how do I
wedge a cameo in? Sometimes that'll throw off the story writing,
right because you're just forcing a cameo in. And so
there was a lot of that, And I guess the
main villain is the producer of the serious movie he

(10:31):
made or director of that?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Is that? What that was?

Speaker 6 (10:33):
That?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like the guy who the one where he's a jeweler
and he's Adam Sandler's Jim. Yeah, yeah, Benny sat Jim. Yeah,
that's one of the Safty brothers.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah. I don't know who that was.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
He's he's interesting. He's very artsy type guy. So like
I think he I think this guy is super talented.
I think he ruined Adam Sandler's last stand up special
by making it like an art thing.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh okay, no, because I thought you had so many
cameos and you gave that role to a guy I
don't even know like, what is that.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
He's big in Hollywood circles. God, everyone knows who he is,
but there's multiple villains. I said the other day, we
should not expect Happy Gilmore Too to be the same
movie as Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Happy Gilmore was edgy.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
He was in his thirties, maybe late twenties even making this.
This is gonna be way different. And so I went
in low bar. So here is my number one feeling.
My number one feeling is I watched it and it
was better than I thought it was gonna be. Okay, Okay,
I laughed a ton and I enjoyed it, and I
was smiling the whole time.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
So pretty happy.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
This is why you should always just have low expectations. Yes,
and then everything is awesome. I was like, oh, okay, cool.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
And just for reference point here, Rotten Tomatoes had it
at sixty six percent audience at seventy two, so critics
don't like that much. The second thing I'll do and
I I want to do the list of cameos the
next The second thing I'll just say is it's just
cut about twenty minutes off that thing, about.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Twenty minutes to the cameos. We had to get the cameos.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
There are some bad Bundy parts that I was like, yeah, we're.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I have now all of the surprising people who showed
up in this movie because it's really overwhelming, and we'll
do that next.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yes, it's the world famous Ben and Skin show. We
got an audio bubble bath coming your way. We got
some sports, the Rangers are on fire. We even have
a love shack. Did you know that there's an app
where women are talking about dudes behind their backs? All
that's coming your way next. But right now is part
two of Kat's magical review of Happy Gilmour Too.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Okay, so I want to talk about and again I'm
not gonna say spoiler alert.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's you can go watch it if you want.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
But the amount of cameos in this movie, it's kind
of it's just it's so much. It never stops. It's
a it's consistent. There's also little bit of this movie.
It is like written for golf fans, so you're gonna
get a lot of lines from people like Scottie Scheffer
hero here in Dallas in the movie. In order of appearance,
here's your cameos. Steve Bushmi, who's been in over fifteen

(13:02):
Adam Sandler movies, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
So you always see him. Steve Bushmi to me is
like one of the greatest actors I've ever seen. Uh skimmy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Jackie Sandler, the wife of Adam Sandler, is uh in there?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Has she ever been in a Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Shows up Yeah the last few years.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Especially like the Hub, Halloween's and things like that. You
have seen his wife and kids and stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
And she's hot. Uh oh what Adamson, We're got a
hot woman?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh cool?

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Right.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Ken Jennings, ye, host of Jeopardy. They do a big
Basically they should have my here's another note find in
nupama and they should have put her in because they
do like a do you know this golfer? Like he's
a Jeopardy clue and they go like happy Goldberg and
who have been great?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
If a nuople was there to go who.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Is Colorado Rocky?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, it would have been amazing.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Friend of the show, John Daly, yep, our guy. He
was in it a lot, a main role. He was
in it a lot, like in a lot of scenes
hanging out with Adam Sandler's daughter, Like.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do you know Ben Kelsey Plum? Why do I know
that name does sound familiar.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
That is w NBA star who was married to Darren Waller,
The tight End.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Now, oh yeah, Kelsey Plump, She's she's the one who
was like ding up Caitlin Clark really hard.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
We had a situation on a municipal golf course of
three cameos, Eric Andre Okay, Margaret Qually, who is the
daughter of Andy McDowell, the eighties actress. Margaret Qualley's been
a ton of stuff, and then Martin Hurley. He's one
of the guys from Please Don't Destroy But his dad,
Tim Hurleyhey was a writer at SML, was Adam Sandler's

(14:45):
college roommate. Oh I didn't know that, Okay, and people
are gonna go nobotism, but you know, Martin Hurley's pretty funny.
Dan Patrick is in it again. He host a show
called The Sportshole, which damn it. That was when I
was like, gosh.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, why did I think of that? We could have
had it.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
We were in the sports all those years. We worked
to the fan. We could just change the end of
the show. Did the sports Hole or made a sports
hole like that?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Could the thing that was pretty good?

Speaker 4 (15:11):
You had female golfers Nelly Corda and Nancy Lopez, Sadie
Sandler one of Adam Sandler's daughters. You had Ben Stiller,
of course, playing his role. Uh you know Ben Steeller
is in the first one. Yeah, you can get trouble
me for warm blasted shut that. Oh yeah, okay, he's
back the Hot Ones guy, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
A bunch of podcasts were in it, Bobby Lee and
Andrew Santino. They do the Bad Friends podcast. You probably
seen Bobby Lee from Mad TV and Andrew Santino from
The Great fx TV show. Dave that everyone on the
show's definitely seen all of Page Spearnak just worked at
a Dick Sporting Goods.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Okay, I missed this. I must have slept through that.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, I missed that part of John Lovet's yeah get
him in there.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah. Then the golf.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Scene, they had the legends Fred Couple's, Nick Faldo, Jack Nicholas, Corey, Pavin, Lee,
Trevino's in there dropping the lines. And then they had
golfers at another table, Jordan Spieth, Xander Schaffley, Ricky Fowler,
Keegan Bradley, Collin Moore, kwa All in the room, that's
a wild scene. Travis Kelcey is there and bad Bunny

(16:19):
Aer in that scene as well. It's very crazy. Verne
Lundquist yep Skin's neighbor who always put ketchup on his
flash potatoes look just like and to this day, to
this day, Okay. Best golf acting from the movie Will Zalatorus,
who lives here in town, playing the role of the

(16:42):
former caddy that that happy, choked out and happy Gilmore one.
Will zlators has some amazing lines and uh, he's the
guy who's looking He's like, no, I made it to
the tour.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
He's got a real chip on his shoulder about it.
It's really good.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Rory Bryson, d Schambeau, Scotti, Scheffler. A part of this
is kind of weird because you did have some Lift
Tour guys and the storyline this movie is kind of
like a new golf league is threatening to take over golf.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay, so it's kind of.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Weird that those guys are in it and on the
PGA Tour side, but whatever. Kevin Neeland, Rob Schneider, Marcelo
Hernandez shows up, Bobon of course, who's in everything now.
Stephen A.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Smith is in it.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Lavelle Crawford ex Tyrone Heul from Breaking Bad Post Malone
shows up. It doesn't really add much, but he shows up.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
He's just there.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, there's so much guy fiery eminem There's so many
and it just never stops.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
There's that guy, and it just helps. Yeah. I kind
of want to watch it just for that, just for
it helps. And there's probably a few more than I
ain't even mentioned.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
There you go, oh it's that guy.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, So Haley Joel Losman like one of the main
roles in this thing. Yeah, he kind of came in
at the end.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
But yeah, he's the unknown golfer who's actually winning.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was really crazy that he was the guy who's that.
It's just very strange.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Okay, So when I when I go back and rewatch this,
do you think I like it?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
I want I did not like the last twenty minute.
I want to like it so.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Bad, Like I hate that what I saw I wasn't
crazy about. Yeah, but I didn't watch it in the
right frame of mind.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
It's just what's the plot line? Just real quick?

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Well, the plot line is so happy it is he's
given up golf. I'm how it spoiled too much. Julie
Bowen of Modern Families in it, So basically I will spoil.
But he kills his wife on accident. She's watching a
golf tournament and he hits her with the with a
t shot that had gone awry, hits her in the head.

(18:47):
She's in the gallery and he's like, I'm not picking
up my golf balls. I'm not picking up golf ever again.
But he has lost and his kids are kind of
supporting him because he's drunk and all this stuff. And
the idea is John Day tells him, heyman, I get
back and go, and he gets back in golf and
then there's ninety storylines.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Is what's weird about it? Yeah, it's so confusing. This
movie is very weird, but it's fun fun. I want
to give it another shot. Yeah, I want to give
it another shot.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
It's fall asleep just time.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, I won't fall sleep. So yeah, and that's on me,
not the movie. What happens all right? Coming up next?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Coming up next, does a huge celebrity have a fake wife?
The investigation is next?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Have be weird things here.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I would first of all like to say that I
respect the privacy of anyone. If you want to keep
your life secret, that's fine. Aaron Rodgers admitted, or he
said earlier in the spring, that he had gotten married
in the off season, but no one's ever seen her. Yeah,
and he's like, he's choosing to keep it private, So
that's fine. And that starts like a little online funny,

(19:56):
people just going oh yeah, yeah, wife, ah, you.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Know stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
He probably didn't want especially with his opinions over the
years too, he probably doesn't want her out in the public.
Public guy, he's dated so many people who were public people,
even talk about that in his documentary. I shouldn't have
been dating celebrities and superstars. It was bad for me.
But he was asked at training camp by a guy
at the NFL network, Kyle Brant, and they start talking about.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Getting married.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
And I just want you guys to hear Aaron's response,
because to me, this is exactly the things you'd say
about a wife who was not real.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
You showed up and said you got married in the offseason.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
How does it change how you feel as a man,
and how might it affect your play?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
How much time do you have whatever you want? Buddy,
it's you.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
When you meet the right one and you're with the
right one, your whole world changes in a second. And
to have that person that unconditionally loves you behind the scenes,
there's no better feeling in the world. And I got
the most incredible way. I just really love her, man.
I'm so thankful to have her by my side.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
At the end.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
When you have that stability and that rock behind you
at the house, you feel like you can do anything.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
He played this season for her and you, it's a
good here. Yeah, for us.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
That's a weird question. How does this make you feel as.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
It being a big jerk? I think you are being
a jerk. I didn't have any problem with what he said.
He's he just he was basically just saying, first of all,
he is going to keep her out of the public eye,
so he's not going to talk about her.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
He's back home in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
No, He's just saying, So if home is a place
that you can go and relax and it's peaceful, you
can kind of reset there. It's a safe place. If
home is turmoil and chaos, it's gonna make everything chaos.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You're not gonna want to be at home.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
So I think he's just saying he's grounded because he's
got a great wife and his house. His home life
as bad as is't that what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
He well, it was very generic. So I am kind
of on KT's side of like this sounds like anyone
who's just like, yeah, she's a rock and that helps
me get by. I was like, okay, can you give
me an example maybe of like maybe some little thing
that she does, So maybe he is married. It's just
not like real true love, because when you truly love someone,
you can give examples all day.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I think he's just trying to keep his private life
his private life, but also answer the question, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
She's cool, man, I love her like it's like, okay,
like it's just weird, and it's important that she's by
his side but behind the scenes, so she's beside me,
but mainly she's behind me right and at home and
that's important.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Well, he didn't want a celebrity this time. Man, hate
him if.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Ever seen.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
I'm indifferent to him, So I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I and I know he's kind of a tool, but
I don't think he's tooling in this.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I don't hate him.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Dude, I actually have taken up for him way more
than I probably should have over the years. I just, uh,
I just thought if if someone was going to have
a fake, fake wife, anyone, that's I think what the
response would be when he asked him about it.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
It was generic, for sure. It was generic.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It was like red right out of the He could
have asked, AI, what do I say about my wife?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I would have said, say that she is the rock.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
He did.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
The Baylor football coach is a guy named Dave Randa,
and he's done forgiving weird answers press conferences, but none
weirder than this. He's at the Texas High School Coaches
Association and they're talking about what's nowadays. Recruiting is tough
because you know, in il deals and and all this,
you want to make him feel like they're a part
of the program.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
And here's his weird answer on this.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
There's a scene in The Wolf of Wall Street when
I'm talk about throwing midgets and it's like, you know, hey,
this this midget can he you know, can he roll there?
And you go, no, he doesn't roll. You're throwing, you
know what I mean? And they're made for throwing, and
then after a while they start talking and they go, well,

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you know what I think if you start talking, they
may think they know we're making fun of them. The
midgets may think we're making fun of them, so then
I must start. You know, they may get mad at us.
And then the guys go, well, what we need to
do is make them think they're one of us, and
they go one of us, one of us, And I
think that's the thing we're coaching, call it and recruiting.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Is this that way they talk about.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Acquiring players getting rid of players, just like that. And
the whole thing underneath all that is they make them
think they're one of us, you know what I mean.
And it's like, but I don't know, do you have
to do that to win?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
You know?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
That sucks?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, that was so unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
In the world he's going on with that guy. You
can't say that. That's insensitive, say that.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
He said it repeatedly and it was unnecessarily like you
didn't need that reference.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Well, you can say it if you're referencing the Wolf
of Wall Street though, because they're the ones who said it.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's just saying what they said.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Because he could have just said there's a scene in
Wolf of Wall Street where they're saying, one, oh of us.
They're trying to get everyone on board. You have to
go into all that detail.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Didn't have say midget seventeen times. I think you politically
correct way.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
So is that guy wheels off all the time? I
think so, yeah, yeah, there too, go Baylor. I guess yeah,
go Baylor.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
There's an audio bubble bath coming up next. And around
the sports kt the Rangers are on fire? What are
you about to take us here?

Speaker 4 (25:36):
They are on fire and the time is ticking been
the deadline? Is this week a primer?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Next?

Speaker 8 (25:43):
Now around the sports KTD twins as.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
All the sports.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Ben your Texas Rangers have won six in a row.
They didn't lose this weekend. They were enjoying their time.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
They didn't lose today.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
They didn't lose today. They played a night that's gonna
be in the late one.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Okay, but they didn't lose today yet, technically this doesn't
lost today.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Six in a row.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
And get this, the Astros, who are running away with
the division, got swept by the Sacramento Oakland A's or
unnamed team, the A's who don't have a City right now.
They got swept by them, even though, and they's had
like some amish guy who hit four home runs in
a game.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Very weird thing going.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
On with them.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
But we won six in a row, and now we're
tied with Seattle for second place. We're four games behind
Houston and we're coming. We're literally on the come. Okay,
So that's edgy. So six straight and they won nine
out of ten. Yeah, and they're getting hot at just
the right time. And I thought I was hearing that
however they played out out of the break, was going

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to determine if they'd be buyers or sellers at this
trade deadline. And this is just another exam of me
being dead wrong with a sports opinion because I wanted
them to be sellers.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
And what an idiot.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I looked like. I had no idea they were about
to do this. And they're the hottest team in baseball,
and that's all it takes sometimes, you know. I was
thinking back to the year they won the World Series
and that kind of shocked everybody. They got off to
an incredibly hot start. They were forty and twenty and
then they just meandered the rest of the way and

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got hot. At the exact right time and then won
every road playoff game and won all these series and
then won it all and so sometimes it's just about
putting it together and getting hot at the right time.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Maybe that's what this is.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Maybe they just needed this much time to get this
deep into the season to realize who they really could be.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Well, they're riding the best team era in the league.
So the pitchers are the best pitching staff in the league.
So we got riding that while the offense is farting around.
And now the offense is all starting to hit all
at once, which is great. Now that's all happening. Just
got Jock Peterson back. We'll see if helps or not.
The fake stat run differential just to say it's like, basically,

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just add this up. Have you scored more runs than
you've given up all your own we're just second in
the American League, and I think they're fifth in all
of baseball.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Like they are a playoff team.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Everything like matchup maps out to either bad luck and
just guys not playing like they normally would and over
this because they play them and it's a good thing
about playing that many games, even though they do play
too many games. Is that you do kind of get
a chance to get out of it when you have
sucked for a while. Like dude, Marcus Simmons, kind of
good now he got hit in the head. He got

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hit in the head and stayed in the game and
then got the game winning. Yet I do this thing.
I wanted to ask you guys this. I do this
thing pretty much as a joke every time I have
the Rangers on at the house on my little TV,
because you know, I'm not gonna put them on the
big TV. We'll still watch some TV if I've arranged
on the little TV all the time, and sometimes every

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once in a while, once a night as a bit,
I'll go, hold on, this is the biggest pitch of
the season.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Pretty good.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
If I said that though before, or if you said that,
or if you said that before every pitch, what is
that grounds for divorce?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah? I love doing things like that. You're talking about
annoying your wife, right.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Uh, well, it's more of a bit, But it's a
bit when you when you escalated before every pitch, that
is that's not a livable situation.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Right.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Here's what I do to my wife whenever she's watching
something she watches a lot of shows that I don't watch,
and so I'll come in in the middle of it
and she's way into it, and I'll go, what's that
guy's deal? And she'll answer me early on she'll go, oh,
he's this, and I'll go, what's her what's the girl's deal?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
What's her deal?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And I'll just keep there asking your questions about it.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
She's like, stop putting her to work a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
what's for John Gray's deal?

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
He looks like a dog when he pitches. Okay, but
I am curious about this. So the Rangers, now the
trade deadline is Thursday. What do they do? Do they say,
all right, we've this is it, We're we're We've got
the pitching, We're good enough. What do we need? Do
they need a closer? Do they need relief help? And
do they need another bat?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Like what?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I don't know who they would get rid of in
the order to put a new bat. And so I
don't know really what they need. But they're loaded, They've
got tons of talent. They got a top five prospect
in the game, right Sebastian Walcott. That shuts up? So
I don't, I wouldn't. I'm not saying I would trade him.
But if is this the time to go for it.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I think you just bullpen up. Yeah, you'll absolutely go
for it now, one hundred percent. You're going for now
because like this is what they thought they were is
the way they're playing now is what they thought they were.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Not.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
They're gonna not They're not gonna win this many games
in the rowd, they're not gonna win nine o the
last ten.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
But like it'll it'll ease back up a little bit.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
But they even the first two weeks of the season's like, okay,
they're gonna be pretty good, right, and then their offense
just stopped happening. They need bullpen stuff, they need bullpen
help because this just too many times when it's like
three just they did this year that won the World
Series and then even though he drove us nuts or
Aldis Chapman and guys like that, that's what they need
to do, and I think they will, but they.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
They you know, players have told us the front office
has a chance to send a message to the clubhouse
like we believe in you. Yeah, so if you make
some deals, you'll energize that clubhouse even more.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
There's a couple eighth and ninth inning guys who are
available probably cost you a prospect who's just outside the
top ten, maybe two prospects.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's fine whatever, we're trying to go do this thing
for it time tanks rangers, Right, thank you very much.
All right.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Coming up next, it's the Love Shack, Fellas, did you
know there's an app out there where women are talking
about you behind your back?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
That story is next, Welcome to the love Shack.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Then it's getting ladies talking love life and a white Mercedes.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Maybe let us be nice.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
To you, put advice and you Welcome to the love Shack.
Lady Life.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Jake's crazy, you need two Sexpert's Rowhouse says.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Let me handle the man problems.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
For the number one free app in the Apple Store
last week was an app called t like Tea that
you would sip, Oh, it is a and I had
not known that this. They're in the news because they
they had a little data breach. Much of stuff got hacked.
But it is a women only safety app made to

(32:26):
help protect women on dates. But it's really kind of
turned into a platform where it's just women gossiping about men.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Here's how it works.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
So when a woman opens the app, Christina will say,
you opened it up just hypothetically. In this world, they're
presented with local men whose photos have been uploaded with
their first names.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
For each of the men, women can report on the
app whether they deem him a red flag or a
green flag, and then they leave comments about him. Usually
these comments are someone either vouching for the guys a friend,
Oh it's a great guy, I know him, or it's
someone giving a negative experience. All I took this guy out,
or this guy took me out a date and it

(33:08):
got a little creepy at the end, or you know,
he only wanted.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Sex, or you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
It is so already feels a little bit messed up.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Nook, it doesn't well, like, you can also call a
guy out, like, hey, he gave me a NUS too,
Do you don't sleep at this guy? You know you're
right and it's being used for good. It's a great idea.
And also like, man, I'm so glad I don't have
to worry about dating apps and all that anymore, because
that was always a pain. And it's kind of creepy
because you are meeting up with these strangers you haven't
met in real life, just trusting that they're good people

(33:39):
and so this is awesome.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, so tea. So it's gossip. So it turns out,
I mean, what.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Percentage of date or relationships that go wrong leave people
with a happy taste in their mouth in other words,
or satisfied like okay, let's say he's.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Got to be a better way to say that, raising
okay for me?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
For me in the day? About zero, I mean I would.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Say one hundred percent or no, I'll say ninety nine
percent of relationships end horribly to where there is a
massive acts to grind, like there is some bitterness and
anger and when is somebody gonna.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Go, yeah, he dumped me, what a great guy?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Well there's levels to this, though, you're right, but there's
levels to this because not all of those, not ninety
nine percent of those end up in dismembered bodies.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
That's what to me, it's a safety app But it's like,
hold on.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Part of the dating game is you signed up for
the dating game, things aren't gonna go great, right, things
like it's not always gonna end up for it, but
like what you're not signing up for is to be
kidnapped or murder.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
But that doesn't sound like safety tea is gossip. Yeah,
they're saying that's what the phrase mean.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
That's what in this article from NBC News, a lot
they got, you know, plenty of women commenting on this
and like it could be good if it was used properly,
but it's not being used proper It's being used because
it just leads into he's got a small one, Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
But also, yeah, I could help out, like he could
be sleeping with someone without you knowing he's sleeping with
someone else. But I didn't want to say this. Ben
Like Yelp reviews, you can't control if someone leaves a
bad Yelp review either, it's probably the same thing.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
But I feel like there's some things.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
There's some things people are more irrational about, Like parents
are incredibly irrational about their kids. And I think people
are irrational about their feelings, like you could get dumped
and it could be my fault or your fault, you
know what I mean. But most people are irrational with
their hindsight. They think they were great in the relationship

(35:40):
and the other person did everything wrong. And so if
you're just telling me it's an aggregator to go crap
on people Look, if it's a safety issue, that's great.
If this guy's a creep man, be careful, give them
a wide berth. This guy's this guy's got herpies. Whatever,
whatever it is, that's great, get that out there. But
if it's just gossiping about I don't know, most people

(36:02):
are going to be dissatisfied with their broken relationship.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
If you've got friends to back you up, if you're
truly a good guy, you should be fine. You should
be fine. But also, like the app was created by
a man.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
The guy said he was inspired because his mom, I guess,
was getting back in the dating pool and he saw
that she had a just a rough go of it
with online dating. So he was like, his mom apparently
got catfished and she was unknowingly dating men with criminal
records and things like that. So he's like, Okay, there's
got to be a better way, So he created this

(36:34):
this app. So like the idea of it is good, yeah,
like inherently good. But just what we can't handle as
a society is it spins off to people talking about
each other, right, we just can't help it. And I
you know, and then they got hacked in like seventy
two thousand images were accessed and potentially leaked and all

(36:56):
that stuff, So that's a big problem. But that was
the number one free app in the app lap store
last week and I'd never heard of it until now.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
But it was just men. You couldn't look up women too, And.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, maybe they're going to do one called juice, which
is like it's a it's the men looking for like
does this woman have a criminal history?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, right, well I don't think like they guys like
hot mug shots are like great, then no problem. All right,
there you have it, the love Shack. It just took
some sexperts to set that straight. Coming up next, it's
the Today Game. You don't want to miss it. It
won't be podcasted. That's coming your way next, followed by
a news quikie. This shocking df W situation. Shocking DFW

(37:40):
ties to a popular magazine cover. That story is coming up,
it's all next.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Give me that news quikie.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Yeah, do you guys see the cover of the new
Men's Health?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I did, Uh.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
No, I don't seek those out.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Actually, so Whish probably Whish probably show Christina because Luca,
you guys know Luca, you guys part.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Of him right miss him. He is on the cover
of Men's Health.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
And he does look very small compared Wow, he does.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
You're seeing that there we.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Go, almost a little too small.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yes, what, it's very strange. I read the article this morning.
I blew through it because it is interesting. I'm gonna
read you a couple of excerpts and things like that.
He says, Luca knows that you're thinking. He looks lean
as heck. Now, that's because he's thinking the exact same thing.
He's been training on a basketball court in Croatia, doing

(38:36):
two ninety minute hardcore workouts a day with his trainer.
It's a session with barely any breathers, which is fine.
This version of Doncic doesn't need them. This Luca is different.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I love it. This is great.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
But look, the Luca conversation is complicated for MAVs fans
for a million different reasons. But many of these things
are okay to be true simultaneously. Yes, the worst trade
in the history of organized sports, one hundred percent, terrible,
terrible trade. But if you're willing to just look at
it like objectively, the Mavericks were about to pay him

(39:12):
the super Max contract seventy million dollars a year and
he didn't want to get in shape. Now, even out
of shape, Luca is good enough to carry your team
to the NBA finals. But if you're gonna pay him
seventy million dollars a year, and you wonder, okay, if
he's carrying all this extra weight and he's continually having
calf injuries, we're not even able to really talk to

(39:32):
his team about his health. You can kind of understand
how it can go sideways. Now, in the event you
decided you wanted to trade Luca should have gotten way
more for him than you got, even if you ever
got it. But none of us wouldever trade Luca. We
would try to get him to do this here, to
get in shape with the Mavericks. That wasn't going to happen.
So I think you have two alternate realities. You have

(39:54):
the reality that what would have happened if they had
paid him seventy million. I think he would have stayed
out of shape, and he would have stayed out shape here,
and I don't know how that would have gone. I
still would have loved it, because I loved the player. Yeah,
but what happened to him when he got traded, He
was blindsided. It cost him. I've heard seventy million. I've
heard one hundred and twenty million. It cost him a
lot of money to not sign the Supermax with the Mavericks.

(40:14):
Money that he'll never get back. He'll get big contracts.
That's fine, but it cost him a lot of money.
That was humiliating. Then he gets to La and they're
talking about he's not really in shape, and you know,
he's trying to play himself into shape. And then he
looks at Lebron who's forty and has like two percent
body fat and really takes care of his body and
treats it like a temple. So what was it? Was

(40:35):
it the embarrassment of not getting the Supermax, of getting
traded when you're a franchise guy. Was it seeing how
Lebron really takes care of his body. Say whatever you
want about Lebron, he takes great care of his body.
Whatever it was, this version of Luca was not going
to happen in Dallas. I don't think because it hadn't happened.
I think what it is. I think it's two things. Oh,

(40:56):
it could be a combination of all these things.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
The Lebron thing that he said right, how about just
the people that traded you absolutely kicking you out the
door and crapping on you on your way out, insulting you,
saying things about you through the media like that combined
with he's twenty six, right, and it's just you know,

(41:20):
different and it's time to grow up. We talked for
years about Dirk and him giving up sugar at twenty
seven or whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I do think this is his big revenge pod.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
You know, it's interesting too. Lebron just can't let Luca
have the day.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Lebron tweeting this morning or posting somewhere at five am,
going to the gym getting ready for year twenty three. Okay,
I'm like, dude, so you've got to train harder than
Luca now because Luca's in the men's Dude, Lebron is
so annoying sometimes. Yes, so okay.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
One thing.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
The mark Stein is not letting the Lebron thing go
to the Mavericks really now, well, I haven't seen that
he's saying they're not they're not going to trade.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
We know that they're not going to trade their debt
for Lebron.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
But if Lebron talked to the Lakers into buyout and
I'm not saying they would. Why would they? And then
he said the Mavericks would be very interested at that point.
And the only reason I bring this up that's a
it's a crazy hail Mary. But what if the trade
it was not Cooper flag, because there's no way to
control that. If Kyrie hadn't have gotten hurt, the Mavericks
wouldn't have the number one pick. Yeah, so I don't
believe there was this handshake deal you're going to get

(42:24):
the number one pick. But what if there was this
idea that hey, we're also going to buy out Lebron
and you'll get his last year?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I mean, what what?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I was just in there going what if that was
part of the trade. It was like, look, we're going
to give you a D and Max Christie and this
pick and it's going to be real underwhelming, but you're
also going to get the last year of Lebron.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I mean it helps tell the story.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I mean I don't know, no, I doubt it happens,
but I saw that and I was like, this will
not go away.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
I mean, I do think there's a part of Lebron
that I can't handle. That Luca's the star yeah, I mean,
I just think you can't handle that. Lucas not acting
like he's wanting to take over the team like Lucas
just I don't know. That meeting, though, is interesting, the
behind the scenes meeting that got out because they went
to a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Just go to someone's house. You don't have to go
to a restaurant. All these meetings.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Whatever it is for great, Donchi still just twenty six.
Never quite looked the Greek god part. Last August, critics
blasted him for looking fat and out of shape during
a charity game. The moment the Mats traded him to
the Lakers. In February, rumors leaked a Dallas didn't want
to deal with his love of beer and hookah. Even
this summer, the NBA web has chattered that Doncic is
on ozimpic. He is now eating two hundred and fifty

(43:36):
grams of protein a day, having one almond milk shake
and again to two a day's ninety minutes each okay.
He texted after the season, and he texted Laura Beth,
his manager and a friend of the show. He texted her,
I want to get the I want to start the

(43:58):
off season training as soon as possible, and it says
in the article he says, this summer was just a
little bit different.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
It kind of motivated me to be even better. He
doesn't say what.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Probably the playoff loss is what he meant, but it
also is being traded.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, so look out, everyone's Luca's year.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
This story is not going away, and it's going to
be painful to watch him dominate forever. But at least
the Mavericks lucked into the number one pick in a
year that it absolutely matters to have the number one
pick and got Cooper flag. That's going to make it
easier to watch Luca thin Luca dominate the India. I
all right, it's tough, all right. Coming up next audio

(44:35):
of a shocking man versus animal fight. Now this is
just a couple of minutes away. We have audio of
a shocking man versus animal fight. Don't miss this.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Are you excited?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
He gets time?

Speaker 8 (44:47):
This featuring veteran news anchor Katie fun tweets man Ford
always gives us some good stories.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Well, I don't know this is a good story.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
It's just kind of wild, something we don't deal with,
and we might take that for granted. Very few times
in your life, Ben, will you wake up, Maybe you
grab your morning coffee and you do what I like
to imagine that men have always done for many years.
Stare out their back door into the let a big

(45:19):
fart handled.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
In the coffee.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
But scratch.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yeah, looking at today, Oh my god, there's a there's
an alligator on the back porch. We don't deal with
that often, and we should be more thankful. But in uh,
in Florida, they deal with this often, inhabit in fact daily.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
And this is a crazy story from the news in Florida.

Speaker 9 (45:38):
I'm in in Lake County is accused of beating an
alligator with a golf.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Club and a pretty good start, right, I mean not
the alligator.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
But beating an alligator with a golf club.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah, is that illegal? It feels illegal.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Well, what if the what if the alligator was going
to eat you and it was it was there to
eat you or your pets and it cla himself defense?
Can't you defend your your domicile? That were you on
his territory? Oh as you break into the alligator's den.

Speaker 9 (46:09):
I've been witness to say it was all over a
lost fishing lore. Well, she was healing Crumbleholme and talked
with a woman who says she saw it happen.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
First of all, if you're an outdoors man, I can't
imagine there's a better segment for you. We're talking fishing, golf.
If you love the outdoors, this was for you. I'd
like to just say, if you're with the best pro
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and Derek collin market.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
That shows Yeah, the Outdoor Report.

Speaker 10 (46:38):
People who live in this part of Montford tell us
Lake of Papka here is filled with gators, and according
to a report from law enforcement, that gator was not
only beaten, it was dismembered. Kimberly Strictly lives across.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
From a was dogging like this.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Was she crying or was she? Did she have a
was Pete Rose's sister.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
We were wearing cyberbo.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
You know it's not only beaten, it was dismembered.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
You don't how could be not evil.

Speaker 10 (47:07):
Kimberly Strickland lives across from a canal in Montford that
feeds into Lake a Popka. She said a man was
fishing in the canal earlier this month when she heard
him shouting about a gator. According to an arrest report
from Florida Fish and Wildlife, twenty eight year old Hunter
Crumbo admit it to catching the gator and beating it

(47:28):
with a golf.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Club, and then I got a young stop stop.

Speaker 10 (47:32):
Strickland says. Next he brought it onto her property. On
the same night the incident happened, another woman in the
neighborhood reported to law enforcement that a different man asked
her how to clean an alligator because he had been
thinking about eating one that someone had beaten.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
This story is all over the map now.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
So another guy came to another person said, you know
how to clean it?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I think I'm gonna eat the one that gets.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Clean a gator. One just rolled up on my like
a dead up.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
What would you just ask a stranger how to gut
and clean a gator to eat it?

Speaker 10 (48:04):
Christ?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
You go to Florida a lot?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Did?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Did you talk to strangers all the time there?

Speaker 8 (48:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I do not talk to strangers in Florida. I love Florida, though,
I will say that. And I've also never seen a
gator while I'm there. Yeah, And like from what I know, like,
those gators aren't gonna hurt you. This is like most wildlife.
They are not going to hurt you unless you come
after them.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
For some times interesting in their apartment, he was fishing
in the canal, So it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I've seen movies about gators attacking people totally real, like Placid.
What's that movie about the floods of New Orleans and
there's gators loose everywhere and now the giant gators are
eating everyone.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Did you ever see that?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Lakeid? Maybe? Yeah? To me, that was a documentary. I'll
have to look at.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I think now I personally am not overly scared of
a gator because they really are only straight line beasts,
you know, And I think they run out of gas
pretty quick and just kind of get out of their
periphery vision, you know.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
So I've never been that. You don't get close and
put your hand right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Because it'll do a death roll on you. But if
one has rabies and it's foaming at the mouth with
its razor sharp teeth, or it has the tasty human
flesh and only yearns for that.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Moving forward to.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Where's that movie?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Well, yeah, and don't if you see the one that
comes up and he just looks like a normal salesman
and he's knocking on your door, yeah, and telling you
about it. He would like to trim your trees or
pop up on your raid. Don't do that, by the way,
I stare proofing would be the way to go with that.
I texted you a picture of an animal in the
wild today. The horniest whale I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I saw it.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
In fact, I saw it during in the middle of
one of our segments, when I shouldn't have been looking
at my phone. You're seeing that, the size of this thing.
It's like baseball that I'm good. It is so disturbing. Yeah,
free Willy, free Willy. Indeed he whiz blue whales. Well,
somebody sends you an animal dong and you don't even respond.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Gosh.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Again, it was during in the middle of the segment
when I saw it. Yeah, okay, so again to pict up.
We got derailed for a minute. Other guy as stranger.
Do you know how to clean it? I want to
eat the beaten alligator.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
The assaults on the gator didn't end with the clubbet,
According to the arrest report, somewhat identified as two different
people by witnesses mutilated the gator. Florida Vision Wildlife arrested
Crumbo on July sixteenth, the second time the agency arrested
him this year. He was sentenced to probation earlier this
month after being charged with stealing artifacts from an archaeological site.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Along the shortli that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
The story is incredible, stealing artifacts, so many plot twists
and turns. That's if we ever secresty to go to
jail though this were stealing artifacts from archaeological don'ts play well.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
And she got that.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Arrowin handle there she loves artifacts. I don't say that's enough.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Good job, Florida, incredible story, great audio.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Come on.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Surprise.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Oh yeah, So the big contract that everyone has been
talking about. Every Cowboys fan has been screaming from the
top of their roofs, going.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Fergie, Fergie.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Jake Ferguson has got a new contract. We can't pay
the guys that we know are elite, well we can,
we end up doing it, but we can't pay the
guy that we knows elite, Michael Parsons.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
We gotta get a deal with Jake Ferguson done first. Honestly,
it's a pretty good contract. Four years, fifty two million,
that's thirteen million dollars a year. That puts him like
the seventh or eighth highest paid tight end in the league,
which is probably what he is right around that area,
ceiling to probably be a top five tight end in
the league. So you got him and that's good, But

(52:06):
meanwhile we're still goofing with Micah and I have a problem.
So I think it's a good contract. Is it? Can
it be a This is gonna sound confusing. Can it?
Can a deal be a good contract but not a
good signing?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Okay, how do you mean you don't think he can
stay healthier? You don't think he's that good.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I think it's a good like from a value, But
like when you look at the whole story of it,
the whole story is they didn't think he was good
enough to be at number one on his own, so
in twenty twenty three they took a tight end in
the second round when they needed an offensive lineman. So like,
the whole package of it is just ass backwards roster building,
which is which gets you in dumb holes. Now, I

(52:47):
do think he's better than Dalton Schultz is and was,
so I com fine with it, but it's just like
when you look at all of it, I am confused
by Okay, so why was this? And this is given
Zeke money when he didn't have to give in Jalen
Smith money when he didn't have to getting ahead of it,
while there's another bigger name holding out.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
All right, I want to I was listening to Cowboys
podcast over the weekend, and I was listening to a
podcast with Marcus Moser and Glenn stretch Armstrong. Glenn stretch
Armstrong and I was just listening to a bunch of
different things, and they brought up an interesting point. If
you're gonna have Dak at sixty million, you're gonna have
CD at what thirty four million, and you're gonna get

(53:29):
Micah done and it's probably gonna be around forty two million.
That's like one hundred and thirty six million dollars for
three players. And Vegas has the Cowboys at eight and
a half wins is the over under. So Vegas says
the Cowboys are probably not even a five hundred team, Like,
is this the time to go all in?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Like it does this make sense? Like you're going all in?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
If you do that, It's like if you're gonna have
three players that are the highest paid at their positions
or highest paid in the league, does that even make sense?
And didn't Mike Us say last year he would have
signed for like thirty four or thirty five or something.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Yeah, Mike I said he would take less way back
last year. I'm his agent was probably like, yeah, right, okay, Michael, But.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Now you've blown that.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
And I don't know what you're waiting for unless you're
waiting to hear somebody's offers to trade for him. It
just costs more every day you wait. It costs more.
If another defensive player, an elite edge rusher, gets a
deal done, it costs you more. So what does waiting do.
I'll tell you what it does. It keeps Jerry Jones
in the conversation. Yep, it keeps Jerry Jones front and center.

(54:36):
People are like, Jerry's crazy, Why is Jerry doing this?
Jerry's wasting money? Can you believe Jerry? Oh my god?
Are they gonna trade him? What are they gonna do?
He's unhappy. Well, Jerry needs to sell the team. Jerry
needs to fire himself as a gym. What that does
is it pours gasoline on the soap opera that is
the Dallas Cowboys, And in the mind of Jerry Jones,
that is the number one reason that this is the

(54:58):
most expensive, most value team in all of professional sports,
because it's got a ten twelve billion dollar valuation and
they haven't won since nineteen ninety five. So Jerry thinks
he's the most important thing here and so all this
is is feeding the monster of the garbage BS circus
that has nothing to do with winning. Otherwise what would

(55:18):
they be waiting for. Do you remember the year.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
When we were on the training camp tennis courts and
I want to say this is twenty fifteen, maybe it
was twenty sixteen, and Dez was waiting on to get
a deal done, and then they went and got a
deal done with Tyron Smith, and Dez got the news
and started kind of freaking out, and I remember having
to get up in the middle of the segment. You

(55:42):
probably were too, would give them the middle of a segment,
and they're trying to getus to shut the gate of
the tennis court with the Cowboys PR people because he
was wanting to go after some radio station from elsewhere
in the state, who was, you know, making stuff up
about him or whatever they were doing, because he was
heated about that. But it's like, the whole point of
this could be a good ViBe's fun training camp, getting better,

(56:07):
growing a team. The whole reason you do all this
crap practice, you bond and then you're ready to go
to war in September. It could be that. But CD
and DAK, who've been through this, they've had to say
to the media in the last week, I really wish
like this is a good done, Like it's it's unnecessary

(56:28):
and Mike deserves to go ahead and get his long
term contract. Like it's like they don't want this either,
and this could be good because shot, he's putting together
kind of a positive camp and it's new vibes and
it's not that.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Okay, how about this coming up next in just over
three minutes. I want you to think about this with
your giant NFL football brain. If somebody called you and
offered you this for Micah Parsons, would you accept it?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Again?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
The thing's big.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
This thing is big, And here's what I'm talking about.
Dak makes a lot of money, CD Lamb makes a
lot of money, and now Micah Parsons is going to
make him a lot of money. If Vegas is sitting
there saying, we don't even think you're a five hundred
team and you're going all out with those guys making
all that money, is that the right time to go
for it? Like you already got Dak, You've got CD.

(57:22):
Should the Cowboys pay Micah Parsons forty two million dollars?
Or what if they could get the mother load and
a trade offer? Now, if that's what they were gonna do,
they probably should have done that already. So all of
this grand standing and waiting and all this drama and controversy,
it's only stirring the pot and helping Jerry Jones of
making this a soap opera circus, and that's what's caused

(57:42):
the evaluation to increase. But just for the sake of discussion,
let's say that, let's say that Micah Parsons is asking
for a ridiculous sum of money. What if he was
asking for fifty mil whatever it is, and the Cowboys
are like, no, we're absolutely not going to do it.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Well, I don't know what they're waiting on.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I don't know what they're waiting on, cause once the once,
you know, the big deal comes down, you're just gonna
have to add if TJ. Watt when he got paid,
it's like, okay, we got to pay him more, you
know what I mean? Each time an elite edge rusher
gets paid, you just got to pay the next guy
a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
That's how it goes.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
So let's just say that they this did go completely sideways,
and another team was like, we want Micah Parsons.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Here's what we'll give you.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Just for the sake of conversation, Kat, what could somebody
offer you? Realistically, if you're running the Cowboys, where you
would consider trading Micah.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
I need two first round picks, I need two second
round picks, and I could probably get by with that.
I don't eve think I would need another player in
return to first two seconds and then that money goes
off the books. So yeah, I do that. Okay, Now
that's probably not getting that type of value back, and

(58:50):
it would depend I guess who that team is too.
That's I guess that's the chiefs of the Ravens, and
those aren't good first round picks you So, but that's like,
I don't even know. That's how a player for player
trade probably didn't really make sense.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
For my kick.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
It's hard to the other guy who's like that is
getting paid already like that.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
So okay, but let's just let's walk with that hypothetical
to first and two seconds. You probably should be able
to get three starters out of those four picks, and.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
You feel fine at defensive end for this year because
you have Donovan Azerique the second round pick, you have
Sam Williams, you have other banante fowers here.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Still weird.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah, it's like the one thing like they this team
is so far away from being a contender, Like why.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Does it makes it?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Like, dude, you don't have you don't have you know,
the right interior defensive line even though you just got
Osa done. You know you missed on a first round pick.
You probably missed on a first round pick with a lineman.
Your your defense, your linebacking core needs help. You need
help at cornerback. All you have is a defense is
you're good with edge rushers and you might have a
couple of guys, if healthy, that can get interceptions. On

(59:59):
the offensive side, you have the worst running team in
the league. You do not even have a running back.
So it's like, what, this is not your year? I
think you're better at running back than I think everyone's saying.
Because it's not give the ball to Zeke Fest this year,
that's fair. It's Miles Sanders is ahead right now, and
then what around Jay and Blue. I think you're better
running back they were last year. I think they're better

(01:00:20):
wide receivers than they were last year. I think they're
beter at the offensive line they were last year. And
the quarterback's health so they're saying with the quarterback right,
so they'll be better there. I think they're better on offense,
and I do worry about the same things you worry
about the cornerback and all that stuff and defensive tackles up.
And the reason I think they should keep going is
because they're in the NFC.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Like when we did the list of like best quarterbacks
in the league and blah blah blah, and where's dak
On That is the fifteenth When he looked up, all
the people ahead of him were in the AFC, So
like it's really tough for me to look at the
NFC and go, well, yeah, they can absolutely do it.
Who's better than dak in the NFC quarterback Maybe Jalen Hurts,
maybe Jade and Daniel Daniels who were in the division.

(01:01:00):
But Dak in a year could have a better year
than those guys easily because he's done it before. To
Jalen Hurts, Jordan Love, Jared Goff, didn't scare you, Matt
Stafford's hurt. They're running Jimmy Garoppolo out there with the
Rams right now. Baker Mayfield, Dax's I take Dak over
Baker Mayfield brought party. That's why now when a Super
bowlk A, you're gonna have to beat Patrick Mahomes or
Lamar Jackson or Josh Allen or Joe Burrow. That that

(01:01:23):
didn't sound fun, but it's like where you are right now.
That's why they should go because it's still pretty wide open.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Okay, but I don't think you defensively. I think you're
gonna have to score so many points because your defense
gonna be atrocious. So if I told you you can
go get three defensive starters with those draft picks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
For Micah, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Better than three starters at other positions, then we're gonna
pay Deron Bland.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
We're gonna pay Tyler Smith, so all that money like
and these your guys are gonna pay anyway with paying Mica.
So like to me, I think you just keep him in,
pay him and move forward. They'll find a way the
move money around. They'll make it work.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
What if they can shock the world and be better
defensively than we thought? Now we're talking. See this is
where I start talking myself into it. Yeah, no, I
said that, So how would that happen? So I legit
think they're ten and seventeen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Like I I just think the way things work in
the league and coming back after a bad year, I
think they're ten and seven, which is good in playoffs
if they're really good on defense, the corners somehow work out. Yeah,
when a vision do you think the ceiling? To me
is twelve? The schedule is tough, so I think that
the bottom is seven. So like they're right there in

(01:02:35):
the middle where I know you hate being in that place.
That's kind of where they are. Who is I know
you hate stuff like this yor not even wearing dads yet?
But like, who's winning in camp? Is the offense looking better?
The defense looking better? I don't know that I can
tell you that specifically, because like again, Mica is not
there and that changes everything. No luck on the deep
ball with George Pickens yet so just Sat seven got

(01:02:57):
that figured out and running back Miles Sanders ahead of
everyone else, which is good to see because someone's actually
standing out there rather than just going okay, Zeke's gonna
be a running back this year, like Mall Sentels looks
pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Kyra Elam, the cornerback who was a first round picker
they traded for, has looked really good like he could
be a starter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
There's some good things.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Okay, let me uh is shot.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Shot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
He signed a kid's forehead yesterday. So what good?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Things you're looking up, dude, things you're looking at?

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Shot?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
He signed the kids forehead.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
You hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I think I have it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Actually, Uh it's kind of dumb, but uh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Your forehead, your forehead. You have to sign an NDA brother.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Oh, he helped him. He brother name. He'd give him
the Huole Cogan. You're gonna have to sign an NDA brother.
We got tons of those with the Cowboys.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Hulks said that quite often. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Okay, there's two things from Jerry.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Jerry did his whether they call this uh his press
junket last night where he does the interview with each
TV station and goes around does this once a year.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Here I was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
I didn't think he had to take a jab at
Micah on WFAA, But here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
We talked to Steven a little earlier today.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
He said, I'm sorry doosey Fox for Stephen.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
A little earlier today, he said, we want to pay
Micah if Micah wants to get paid. Do you think
Micah's side is as serious about this negotiation right now
as you guys are.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
First of all, does want to get paid.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
He's getting paid.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
You know, he gets about twenty something minion right now,
and that's pretty easy. Twenty millions center watching practice out
there at the same time we're going home. But seriously,
this is pretty commonplace.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Just real quick before we move on.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
You know, you said he's getting paid for standing there watching.
Is it disappointing to you that he's not practicing?

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Not really, because I don't want him to get hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Okay, dude, it is both sides of your mouth at
all times.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
You can't be upset and throw that comment out there
and they're like, well, you know what, I don't want
him practicing anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
So I was like taught growing up like not to
speak out of both sides of your mouth and that
type of thing, like every person in power just speaks
out of both sides of their mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Got am mighty?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
All right, that's gonna do it for today. This was
some really, really good broadcasting. I think you'll all agree.
Thanks for listening. I'll never forget the time that Kat
walked into his papa, looked him dead in his eyes
and said.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
You can get over anything if you try hard enough.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
That could not have been more fitting. Christina, you can
play little tunes. I am ben all right, that's coming
up next. Thanks for listening. That does it for us.
Christina playing music is next?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Here you going? You're I wanna get my sock packed, dude,
I like what