Full Show: July 30, 2025

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Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes hellone. Welcome everybody. It's the world famous Ben and
Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle, Ben Rogers,
Jeff skin Wad, Kevin kt Turner and Christina, Carie, little
Baby Cornbread Ray. All hands on deck today, Happy to
be here on a hump day. We got a great show.
I know because I was in the pre show meeting.
I think of all the things on today's show clock

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or schedule of content that I'm most excited about, it's
either the showdown between a toddler and a Cobra. At
four o'clock Classic. It could be new Michael Parsons contract updates,
which just seems like that soaproper won't go away. That's
coming up at five. There's also a story at five

(01:44):
point thirty. Was there porn in a school board meeting?
I am always, without knowing any of the details, going
to say yes, right, and I just assume. And I
like movie talk and really the first part, well the
whole three o'clock we're gonna be talking movies and so
that's gonna be fun. So I'm really looking forward to
today's show. I do want to say this. I saw

(02:06):
that on Fox Sports on their new NFL rankings, the
Cowboys heading into this season are ranked nineteenth. Hell yeah, dude,
if you're not in the bottom third, that means you
got a good shot. That's low. That means that they're
probably going to be. If that's true, and look, Vegas

(02:28):
hasn't had eight and a half wins, they're probably going
to be right where they always are, where they don't
have a good enough draft pick to really get one
of the most exciting players on the planet. But they
also aren't contending.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Okay, I'm now pulling up their rankings to find out
where they should actually be. Can we just call these
these media affiliates out? I predict they should be twelve.
They've got the Bears ahead of the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
The Bears. The Bears haven't won more than five games
since Jesus. We stole Liberflus from them?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Are we talking about Yeah, we took from the Cardinals.
Are in front of the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Kyler Murray breakout year the Texans? Are we serious? Are
we being serious? I think the Texans are a lot
like the Cowboys, and there's a wide variance, and that's
you know what, that's the case of most NFL teams.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Didn't the Texans do better than us last year? I
thought they had a melback, but most teams did. I
will say, yeah, I did actually go to see a
Texans game because they're taking on the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
They looked better than the Cowboys and the Dolphins. Actually
Cowboys looked bad last year though, Yeah, And the Cowboys
are like in practice at camp, it sounds like the
middle of their defensive line is getting blown off the
ball good the right place. So you're like, okay, does
that mean that their interior alignment are just that good?
Did you see a real problem. Gee Eberfles talking about it.

(03:51):
Did you see this? Na, He's like, look, people need
to realize that run defense is not just about the
middle of your defense. Everybody's got to help out here. Yeah,
And when he said he'd have really tall hair, I
actually like that. We don't need more guys getting hurt.
And they're people tackling. You need to tackle your own friends.
Their linebackers aren't good either, and their safeties aren't good

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and they have one good corner maybe two.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
I might have not enough corners to even have practice
right now though, right very much like the Mavericks Less.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
We're trying to be exciting, dude.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
We're the Dallas Cowboys with the most valuable franchise in
all of the world. Yeah, we're putting up forty points
a game and we're gonna get off thirty nine.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Dak and weapons. Let's go. And now that we're getting
guiding back, let's go. Okay, So there is some good
news in the world of sports, and it has to
do with Josh Hamilton. I suppose it's good news. Josh
Hamilton is going into the Rangers Hall of Fame on
August ninth. So I thought we'd go back and take
a listen to a bit we used to do called
Inside the Mind of Josh Hamilton, and it would be

(04:51):
Josh's inner thoughts talking to Josh and I think you
have one KT yeah, a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
You gotta tell her that that money waterfall, it's about
to all come ashing down to come to stop because
you ain't gonna play baseball no more. She keep being
on TV in the spotlight. You mean like a like
a strike. Yeah, man, let's hold out if she gonna
be on TV and we ain't going to play no baseball, man,
I don't think that's going to work. She used to
be doing nothing but getting strikes. All right, Look, she's

(05:17):
gonna be back here any minute. When she comes back,
you'd be real strong. Okay, you stand up and you
tell her we ain't doing that no more. Katie, Okay,
I'm saying that, or you're saying I can't talk. I'm
your internal thoughts, Wade. If she thanks your God, why
don't you just jump in her head? Wait a minute,
here she comes. Wait, what are you doing that?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
What? Well? Butt hole getting tight? You're squeezing me. Who's
doing that? It's you with your body. You're squeezing me,
oh my butt. That is some really Shakespearean stuff, and
didn't didn't wasn't Josh aware of it? Because didn't he
ask us about it in a fun way? Like he
was not defensive at all? Yeah. I think someone must

(05:56):
have said something to him. I don't know that he
ever heard it.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I think all my stories about Josh running together. Didn't
he ask your mom at a dealership or something? He did?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
No, my mom. My mom partied with pitbull, my mom
hung out with Josh Hamilton at a car dealership a man.
So wait, I'm confused by the story. He's just getting
a jacket or what is happening? He's going in the
Rangers Hall of Fame. I think he's already in it,
is he? I thought he wouldn't think they put him
in yet? Did they? They didn't put him in twenty nineteen.
I don't know, did they? Maybe he's getting a jacket.

(06:26):
But he's gonna be there in August night for fest
for something right, I will say.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Once John Blake retired, everything has fell off in the
Rangers pr They have so many ceremonies, which is fine,
so many games, you might as well have a bunch
of ceremonies, and I don't really know what's what anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh, even if he is already in to get a
jacket and have a ceremony, that's pretty great. Hell yeah,
I'm happy for him. And I think like he disappeared
for a while. This is the other thing about the pandemic.
I don't remember when people disappeared and if they came back,
like he had a moment where he disappeared.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Has he been back since then? I don't think so.
I think that's why it's partially a big story.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, Well, did he just show up out of nowhere
and do like Evan Grant's podcast recently he did? I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Evan Grant's podcast co hosted by John Blake. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
John is in the Rangers Hall of Fame. He is
Is he just put in twenty twenty two? Is he
still with the club or is he just doing podcasts
with Evan? I bet he's like an advisor. Yeah, I
bet he's still. But yeah, it seems like, you know,
you could have John involved forever. So I guess they
gave it. They put him in the Hall of Fame,
but they never gave him his jacket, and he disappeared,
and then he reappeared on a John Blake podcast and

(07:37):
then they were like, Okay, come get this jacket. That
makes sense. Yeah, man, that field's repaired. That feels very
Josh Hamilton. You know, if you just look at his career,
I think even honoring him, that feels very Josh Hamilton.
Hey man, did you get your jacket? With jacket? I
never got it. I'll go all right, there you have it.

(07:57):
We are off and running. Where are we going in things?
Skin is okay, this is a wild story and I'm
gonna try to figure out this huge crime that happened
in South Texas. What is true and what is fiction?
Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle
on a home day. Man, there's lots of fun stuff
to talk about bottom of this hour. We got a

(08:18):
lot of movie news to get into, including your guy
Happy Gilmore breaking records. We'll be talking about that also
later in the show. Your chance to win Ice nine
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go because you're gonna be needing to use that talkback

(08:39):
feature that's coming up later in the show. But right now,
it's time for this Skinny track. What other edition things
skin is tracking? All right? First thing I'm tracking is,
and we're gonna get into this later in the show,
is the tsunami. So whenever like there's a news event,

(08:59):
you know, there's a big event and the news is
covering it, And sometimes I'll be sitting there and land
next to Mama and they'll mention a place that we've
never heard of, and we immediately start going, did he
miss say it? What is it? Have you guys ever
heard of the Aleutian Islands? No? No, no? But is
this in Alaska?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah? Because I saw that last night, I was like,
what Alaska has islands?

Speaker 6 (09:23):
We have?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
We have some friends from laos and you know, obviously
when there's a tsunami you think about those countries over there,
and so we're like, did.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
He mend this is?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Is that how he's saying? Laosian? So we went on
this wild goose chase and couldn't find it, but that's
because we didn't put an a at the front of it.
But yes, new place Aleutian Islands over there between Alaska
and Russia, and they were in tsunami danger. Interesting, so
they invented some new islands. Just yeah, there are some islands,
and they didn't know what the name was, and they like,

(09:52):
we need to give this a name. And so he
looked over and there was a guy sitting there named Lou.
He goes, hey, Eleucian Islands. There's Aleutian Island. Now here's
another aquatic story. And in order to do this, I'm
going to play some news audio I had KT poll
and then I'm going to read you a text message
that combines the insanity of the world we live in, misinformation,

(10:17):
and how kids tell stories. So let's start with a
death on a cruise. KAT has audio from a I
believe a Houston news station, and it's here this evening.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
We're hearing from witnesses in the case of a mysterious
death aboard a popular Galveston cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Tonight.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
He is learning new details, including the man's identity.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
He is the latest from Galveston. The body was found
behind the rug curtain.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Passenger Carl Bergmeister says, this is the Serenity Deck, an
adults only area, of the ship that was closed off
flast Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
What did you see while you were on the ship?

Speaker 9 (10:54):
OI had Dunn's pretty red Carnival Fun Cruise advertisement around
the and put a yellow has Matt bag over the cananda.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Liston County Medical Examiner's Office tells me the person who
died was forty eight year old. You've a Lester Villaril
Junior of Rio Grande City, Texas ormeister telling me none
of the passengers were notified someone had died, but he
says he knew something was wrong when chaos erupted.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
We all heard at four o'clock in the morning medical
assistance needed at the surrendy deck. It woke everybody up
because they turned down all the speakers on the boat
and blasted.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
The Carnival Dream is now back out at sea after
docking in Galveston Saturday.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
We had to send him about two more hours when
we got to Galveston so they could get the body off.
I just hope that the truth comes.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Out reporting in Galveston or co Amana KJOU eleven news.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
And we'll see where this investigation goes from here in
the meantime, ORCO thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
ORCO It's a badass name. He was an actual whale. Okay,
so that's the news story version of this. Now, let
me read you a text message I got from a friend,
okay whose kids were on that cruise. Now, Ben is
very I got this text message before I heard that
news story because I was like, well, this has got

(12:10):
to be a news story. So I went, We went
and found a news story. But here's what I initially heard. Now,
Ben will tell you it's always interesting when your kids
start relaying news to you that they've seen. Okay, here's
the text wild story we heard about from our kids. Cruise.
Some guy was playing slots in the casino and hit

(12:32):
the jackpot for ten thousand dollars. Not long after that,
he suddenly died. The cameras were reviewed and it was
discovered that a lady spiked his drink with fininol tool
to try to claim his win. They put the man
in the ship's morgue and the woman in a cell

(12:54):
and announces to the whole boat why would they do that?
They have a cell. Then they seated with the rest
of the cruise like nothing happened. Both of them were
traveling with their families. Those of their families had to
just keep So that's what I had received, and I
was like, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. I

(13:15):
need details.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
And the person that text their kids were like high
school age or twenty.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
High school age, high school age. So what is to
be believed here? Because here's a news outlet and this
is what they're reporting. But this sort of story is
too wild for someone to just make up and pull
out of their ass or did the kids over here?
Someone on the boat say I heard on the loud

(13:42):
speaker that a gal fentanyl killed the guy, Like this
is an insane link, that's crazy, right, So my wife
was on a cruise. She got My wife and daughter
got back Saturday from a cruise, and so I was
wondering if this was their cruise. They did not mention this.
I'm sure they would have, but she got back. She
immediately started watching Netflix documentaries about cruises. There's the poop
Cruise one, and there's another one about a murder that

(14:05):
happened many years ago. And basically the whole point of
these is to point out that once you're twelve to
fifteen miles outside of you know, the United States shoreline,
you're in international waters. Or any shoreline. So when you're
on international waters, anything goes. Yeah, Like on these boats,

(14:25):
it's not like real police, it's just security that works
for the cruise line, and so it's pretty crazy there too.
And typically they want to keep everything under wraps so
it doesn't hurt their business. That's always their priority. So
I'm fascinated that they made an announcement like that. Yeah,
and it also makes me think, Okay, what did the
kids really hear? How did this get relayed back to

(14:46):
the adults? Did to check out?

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Though?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I mean, that's what I'm saying. It's too wild of
a story to not have come from somewhere, right. Orco
was not really a trustworthy news name, to be honest. Okay,
I'm trusting these kids over the organ man. We'll work alone.
We'll follow this story, we'll see if we can get
more details, and we'll update you. By the way, tomorrow

(15:09):
we may go deep on Machia. Okay, I'm just saying, Yeah,
who's Macha? He was a news reporter that worked with ORCO. Yep,
let me just.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Say that there's plenty of other radio stations in the
same but no one is reporting like that with first
hand witnesses on the scene. Thank you at the Vindan
Skins Show ninety seven KGLFM Home and the Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Still Yeah. And it takes a big man for you,
who's kind of a newsman, who's constantly being audited by him,
to go ahead and pay him a huge compliment like
that and let him know he's better than you. I
just wanted to breathe. Hey man, just get ready for
the next segment coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle,
where are you going to take us with your inferior reporter.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
The early reviews for this movie that drops this Friday
are outstanding.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And I'll tell you what it is next, girl NEWSI
god ever.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Come stay on the top in the shove, all right.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
I had just a buttload of music. I'm sorry movie
News for this segment and the next segment. So let's
have a little fun Friday. There's a movie dropping Friday's
August first. By the way, Happy August.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Huge.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
There's a movie dropping. In fact, I'm so excited about it.
I think I'm gonna go see it tomorrow night. The
Naked Gun is happening.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
And would you.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Guys describe the Naked Gun for those who don't know
from the eighties.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, i'd like a quick twenty second time out. Did
you see any of the early naked gun stuff? Well,
you know, I.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Can't say that I sat there as a child and
watched them all in full, but I remember them always
being on. I remember, of course, loving the baseball scene
where he's the umpire. I remember it being on on
HBO like constantly around the house, like dad having it
on and stuff, and loved it.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
So just it's funny. Yeah, it's so if you like
the style of humor that is the Zucker Brothers, the
guys that did the movie the Airplane movies. Basically, Frank
Dreben was a It was a television show called Police Squad,
and it only I believe they only ran six to
eight episodes because it did not get ratings. And let

(17:19):
me tell you, ten or eleven year old skin or
however old I was when this thing was on. I
thought it was the greatest TV show ever, and I
was devastated when they took it off the air. And
devastating was it Leslie Nielsen? It was Leslie Nielsen, just
Frank Drebon And one of the best bits they had
was one of their assistants was a giant, and so
his head was always off cameras they talked to him,

(17:42):
and like, for example, they would go, hey, he got
something in your teeth, and he would reach up and
a whole banana would fall out on the desk. There
was always a chimp in the police office. Yes, it
was all like, it was all like dumb zingers. Like
he was pretending to be a locksmith and he went
in someplace. They go, who are you? How'd you get
in here? I'm a locksmith? And I'm a locksmith? I

(18:03):
mean it's that airplane style. And then they brought it back. Ben,
I think we were in high school when the first
naked gun came out, and so they brought it back
about eight or nine years later and made it a
movie and then it took off. So I love these,
you know, they were you know, when you're that age
for us when those were coming out, that's help helping you,
you know, help form your sense of humor and things

(18:25):
like that, And I just thought that was ridiculously hilarious.
They'd be like, type of jokes it is or is,
surely you can't be serious, and they're like I am,
and stop calling me Shirley.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Yes, it's just stuff like that, which is so stupid
and silly. I think a part of this too, is well,
there's a couple of reasons. I've known about this a
while because I've been listening to that Lonely Island podcast
and one of the guys in the Lonely Island is
a Kiva Schaeffer and he's the director of this.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
So do we know who wrote it?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
I don't know who wrote it, but I know that
Seth McFarland produced it, so he can do atle money
into it.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
You can see how he would be influenced by Airplane
and oh my god, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
And either way, I've been like to because I've heard
him talk about, you know, shooting it and hanging out
with Liam Neeson and some of that stuff. So I've
you know, this is going back to podcasts that probably
aired six to nine, maybe twelve months ago, even so
I've known this was coming, and then I'm just kind
of watched a couple of clips. Nice beaver, you know,

(19:27):
so you.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Have not you need to go back and watch the
first naked gun movie.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
That's a wild thing to say in twenty twenty five,
but I might done.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Should because OJ Simpson is so prominent.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Oh man, when OJ dies, that's pretty funny when he
falls down. The Queen Dude the umpire scene was out saying,
I've watched all the fun like the stuff I remember
as a kid.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I've went and found it. Do you remember him and
Priscilla Presley making out wearing body condoms? I don't think
I remember that part. Their entire bodies are covered in
giant condom. I saw and watch it tonight, But you know,
I am getting excited for this. When I first heard
they were going to do it, I didn't think it
would play. But now hearing the people that are involved, Okay,
that sounds great. And I did see something today. I
was getting ready for the show and I was watching

(20:07):
the Today Show and they had Liam Neeson and Pam
Anderson on. Yeah, and we've been talking about how recently
there's this thing where people try to stir up some
romance between cost which may be fake, may be real,
but it helps juice the promo. But they're saying that
they had their an item.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Now, yeah, it certainly feels like there's one of three
celebrity couples going around right now that are a big deal.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's one of them.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
The other one being Tom Cruise and on adayonymous and
the other one being Katie Perry hanging out with Justin Trudeau,
the Prime Minister of Canada.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Not very strange, Hi, Justin ron as far as you cancer,
you know the Liam Neeson thing tracks considering Tommy, Yeah
he did that whole zone. Yeah. You know. His first
wife died in like Sonny Bono died in a tragic
skiing accident.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
All right, she was a British actress, I forget ay. Yeah,
if you look at his first wife.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
He is seventy one. Pamela is fifty seven. He's seventy one,
So that's probably about the age Leslie Nielsen was when
he's showing the Journey. Wow.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Leslan Nielsen died in twenty ten at the age of
eighty four. Okay, so he is probably. But in the
eighties he was in his he was in his late
fifties early sixties doing the Naked Guy.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, he was prematurely gray too. Yeah, yeah, he had that,
yeah for sure. And it was the same trajectory right,
like he was nothing but a serious actor and then
just did comedy for this is all the actors that
So when Airplane was the big breakout for them, and
they were basically riffing on the disaster movies of the seventies.
So they got all these serious actors to play against type,
Robert Stack, Leslie or Nielsen and then the dude Blanket

(21:46):
on the dude he had famous sons. Guy was that guy,
the guy who quit Sniff and Glue. Right, it looks
like I picked the wrong day to quit Sniff and glue. Yeah,
got them blanket on his name. But he was a
real serious actor. So they got all these serious actors
to play against type and it really worked all right.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah, coming up next, we'll tell you about something that
happened with Netflix.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
A big record was set.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
But also the number one reason why I'm really stoked
about this movie.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I think you guys are gonna like the Sticky, the
Giant tical the movies.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
So we were discussing The Naked Gun, which drops Friday
and some theaters Thursday night.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
The big premiere for this was Monday night.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
So after thirty reviews that were you know, found on
Rotten Tomatoes, actual critic reviews, it had a one hundred rating.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Now more have come in because it's you know, it
is two nights ago. Uh So they're up to about
eighty eight reviews that they've taken from critics because there
is no audience review yet, and it's down to ninety
two percent.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Still good.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Get some fart sniffers had to get in there and
write bad reviews. But it sounds pretty good. But there's
a line in one of them that just I saw that.
I just wrote it down, like we have to talk
about this tomorrow, and it says The Naked Gun is
a triumphant return to a kind of comedy that's on
the verge of extinction. Yes, and it's eighty five minutes long,

(23:10):
and all of these reviews are like, it's like multiple
laps a minute. It never stops, just like I assume
those movies yeah were It's just bam bam bam bam,
which probably a little exhausting, but it's not exhausting like
Happy Go War two got exhausting for me as it
approached hour two.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's you know what it is, they like that style
of comedy. It's a non stop collection of gags. That's
what it is. It's gag after gag after gag. There's
no real you know necessary order to anything. It's just
site gag pun, site gag pun, and it just piles
and piles and piles up. Days you were used to

(23:48):
a big collection of gags. That's what he was known for.
He used to call his his dorm room the gag Order,
that that was an exclusive club. We're in.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
So should I buy tickets for the four of us
to go watch this movie tomorrow night?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
No, tomorrow night, I'm staying in, staying in and watching
Happy Gilmore Too. What about a daytime let's go before
the show? Oh? I don't mind that.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yeah, I don't know if that's happening on Thursday night.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Maybe didn't mind a brunch and the nicked Gun? Yeah, brunch?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Okay, Happy Gilmour too over at Netflix did very good.
They're saying that Netflix is reporting this because they report
their own numbers. But forty six point seven million views
in its first three days. That's a short which would
be a ton of movie in the box office, I
would imagine if it was in actual theaters. That's the

(24:45):
biggest opening ever for an Adam Sandler Netflix film.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, Netflix film in front of.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
It, the biggest US opening weekend for any Netflix film ever.
And uh yeah, it's in the top ten and maybe
number one and number two on Netflix all weekend was
Happy Gilmore two and number two was Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Does it happen to list any others that have been
among the highest rated they've ever had. I'm just wondering
what it even compares to.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
You know, that's a good question. I can look it up,
because what else would have been the movie they did
with Julie Roberts and Ethan Hawk a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Probably, Yeah, it's called leave the World Behind, look Up,
Don't look Up or whatever I did. Great. Yeah, I
don't know how I don't find me man, But well
I would just say that, man, it was. It's all
anyone's been talking about anywhere and everywhere you went, especially
going into that weekend, like it was everywhere every one

(25:42):
you ran into is like have you seen it yet?
This is I told Skin you were gone.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Was telling Ben in Christina that I went to get
a snoke on the other day and this place. But
there was like three families and the kids, and they
were all talking about Adam Sandler really because he's the
he's the every man.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Some somehow he turned into that. It's crazy, so I
asked my twenty year old daughter and her boyfriend what
they knew about Adam Sandler. She did not know him
by name, but her boyfriend knew all about him.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Hell yeah, that's so weird to They just got a
good one if you say Adam Standler and they're like who, Like, oh.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
What, they're just different, different generation. Saying the other thing,
I think I told you guys this. They fired up
Breaking Bad last night they were on I walked into
the kitchen and they were watching the first episode on
their phone where he's like freaking out at the very beginning.
I was like, what are you guys doing over here?
Are you watching Breaking Bad? They're like, yeah, we just

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came up on our Netflix order. We'd heard about it,
so we figured we'd start watching it. I was like
for them, man, you guys are in for a wild ride. Yeah,
you said they know nothing about the series, right. Her
boyfriend goes, I think he didn't he cook meth or something?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Okay, Like, dude, tell him to keep grinding on it
because season one does start to get a little sleepy
in episode three and four five, So make sure they
cruise on ahead and get the season two and season
ends well and all that, but just make sure they
stay on that's your assignment.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Hey, you have to stay on it. Hey guys, Uncle
Kat says to just get after it. Just keep going. Man,
you can do this Breaking Bad journey. It's crazy because
then you say, your other kid is watching how I'm
at your mother? Your kids discovered two thousand and eight.
That's pretty great. It was a good time, is that
when Breaking Bad started? Yeah? I think so. Wow.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yeah, get them watching Community and Parks and rec next
and we'll be in business. They're also making a movie
called Fokker in Law. Yes, and what's your name?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Is going to be She's awesome, He's hilarious. Yes, I
that's going to be good. So is it? Now the
stillers have kids? Like, is that what the deal is?

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Or yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Because they did meet the parents, then it went to
Meet the Fokkers, then they do the Little Fokers and
all these movies did great in the theater, like tons
of money.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Little Fockers.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
It's been fifteen years since they've done any of these
Fokker films, and now they're going to do.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Fokker in Law. It'll be great. All right, There you
have it. There's all the movie news you could use.
Coming up next, we got wildlife news. The classic battle
toddler versus cobra. We have that discussion neck welcome the
wild life, dude, wild life.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
There's been a lot of big matchups over the years,
Tyson versus Douglas, hul Cogan versus Rick Flair, but this
one is the biggest one I've seen in a long time.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Toddler versus cobra. Oh, classic.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Two year old toddler in India. He's just playing in
its home. Outside of home, we'll village. He sees a
little three foot long snake. He's like, it's a snake?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Whatever too? What's going on? I grab and put my
mouth on anything. I'm a two year old.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
So Hercules did? Do you remember that little baby Hercules?
He grabbed a snake? Yeah, shook it, and that's how
they knew he had power. Yeah, that's how he found
out because he picked up a snake. So are we
dealing with Hercules have picked up a dumb bell? We
might have known a little better than the or whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Is that the true legend of Hercules? Ah, that's the cartoon.
So yeah, oh man, anytime I hear Hercules, I think
of Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, and the fart scene.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Speaking of movies, that's the hardest I've ever laughed in
a movie. Theater is during the first and second fart
scene of the Nutty Professor.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
It's a great scene. I'd also like to recommend, if
you've never seen it, Bill Murray during doing Hercules on
Saturday Night Live, where they overdubbed it's the funniest damn
thing ever. And Hercules is washed up and he's got
back pain. He's like, oh God, and so they're like,
so the Mighty Hercules. He's like, just give me a
couple of weeks to work out and I'll be back.

(29:59):
It's look up Bill Murray's Hercules on Saturday Night Live.
And and was it just like a strong guy? Is
that all? It was? A strong, strong half god though
half gods like Atlas Zeus's Sun. Yeah, that was the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
And then they like drugged in to become half mortal.
And that's the whole thing. I didn't know Christina knew
so much about this.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I was one of my favorite Disney movies.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Well, of course it's that mythology. It is mythology, But
that movie, I loved it. And I know it's kind
of accurate.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Who played Hercules in that movie, the Disney movie. I
think it was Bill Murray.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well, back to the snake. Two year old toddler outside
sees the three foot cobra and then grabs it. And
then the cobra is like, you don't grab me, I'm
a venomous cobra, and it lunched at him and coils
itself around the tiny hands of the little two year old.
Two year old keeps its composure and then goes f

(30:56):
you puts the snake's head in its mouth and clinches
his jaw and the snake dies on the spot.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Whoa, hey, we do have a little mini Hercules going.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
So as the snake is dead because he just didn't
even have teeth at that point. That's what two they're
starting to come in, but sharp enough to kill a snake.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
There that help with the puncture. That might have been right.
He might have had his own version of fangs.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
Ben.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
This has to be a baby cobra at three feet.
But here's what happens after he does that. The two
year old passes out because the venom. Hey got the venom.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Because it bit him, or because he sucked it out
of the snake. He might have sucked it out of
snake's head. I don't think it works that way. They could,
could it. I meant, you know, when's the last time
you bet him have been in this cobra on the head?
Or when's last time you sucked a snake? Wow? What
I looked? I asked chat GPT my new best friend. Uh,
what are animals that a toddler could beat in a fight? Okay,

(31:56):
a cub and it said slugs and snails, which are
insects right in set of worm, a butterfly, an ant
or a house fly, and that's it. Did you say
insects or animals? I said animals? Those are all saving.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, so they can't beat an ant, by the way,
there's no way it said it could.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
A toddler could beat a jellyfish on land and a
goldfish on land. Okay.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
I mean I would contend that some of these worms
and snails that you're talking about, though, are just like
it's like a bigger coat, Like a big worm is
about what he bit into a three foot cobras.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Right, it's a baby thirty six inches, so probably not
that gurthy you're doing two feet you're holding not two
feet right now? Two feet that's probably yeah, there you
go right there, yeah and it And dude, the danger
with baby snakes we've talked about this is like an
adult snake knows not to release its full load oh
yeah into a victim. Yeah, oh, because it's reserving some

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in case that has to bite other people, because it's been
around the block. It knows I might have to bite
someone else in a second, don't need that refractory per
to build back up, might want to party later. And
a toddler or a baby snake, it just full load,
unleashing every bite. So sometimes baby snakes can be more
dangerous than adult snakes.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Well, the kid passes out, but then he survived it
just in time. They rushed him to the hospital and
he's Gucci fam. He's good now and I think he's
clearly the hercules now the new Hercules.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Did anybody interview the toddler? No, because you can't talk.
He just two year old.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
They make dumb noises. It's incredible. And there at that
age where you got a hover because they're always walking around.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Man, just living in a part of the world where
cobras are around is terrifying, But I guess they feel
that way. People that live around cobras feel that way
about living around rattlesnakes, so I won't go to Grand Prairie.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
I found out that the guy who is the actor
in Hercules. Get this, Tate Donovan, don't do anything for
anybody in the soccer player.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
No in old School? Also, is it the same guy.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
No, Tate Donovan's a guy you've seen a lot of things,
including the nineteen ninety two Sandra Bullock film Love Potion
Number Nine.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
But he's also in the OC. That's how I know him.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
You guys have seen his face because he's been a
ton of crap, not a leading man.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
How was he Hercules?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I apologize for bringing up at the beginning of a segment.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
No, it was just I've never heard of It was
in an animated movie.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Yes, it was a Disney movie. But he did date
Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston in the nineties. So give
it up for Tate Donovan are a listener.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Of the day.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Nickname it is Horsehog. Have you actually seen Love Potion
Number nine? Well? No, yes, yes. Sandy Golik is like
a she a scientist and she's not sexy and then
she drinks it in as a hohow. She's a smoke show. Dude.
It's good. It's good movie. You'll see it coming up next.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
And around the sports, this is three minutes away. How
about an adult sex toy end up in a sports story.
Don't miss the story, it's coming up next. Don't miss
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coming in August to the Toyota Music Factory. Really cool spot,
but right now it's time for this.

Speaker 9 (35:17):
Mountain is cool.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Around the sports KTD twins, as.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
All the sports.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Man, we had a weird one last night, and coming
up at five, we'll get into something that maybe some
bad news on the Michael Parsons contract situation, but this
has happened during a w NBA game, and I'll just
let the announce your so swing through an adult toy
that was rubber in nature and very green, lime green,
oddly shaped, fallically onto the court in the fourth quarter

(35:52):
of a tide game in the a w NBA game.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
This was almost a Jeff Criley situation. It's a bad situation.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
So you'll hear the moment when these broadcasters realize what
it is and Christina, I think we're gonna have some
really good drops to come from this.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
At the end here heyes, gets plumped.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
By by a call.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Well, something flies on the quart actually from the crowd.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
The officials will say they will continue play.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
And that goes off the fingertips.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Of the valkyries and you can see the object the
block right there, and the object comes, that green thing
bounces and it goes to the sideline. I'm not sure
where it came from.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, I know once picked the object up.

Speaker 11 (36:33):
Yet you got to go, oh my gosh, okay.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Inappropriate, just get them out of here.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Whoever it is, Oh my gosh, okay, Now she knows
why one's picking it up and gloves for that thing.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
There was a camera angle of some people on the
front row and they were pointing down to it like
I ain't gonna touch it. What do you what are laughing?
What do you want from me? And it came from
like the the behind the basket yeah, kind of corner. Yeah,
and it hits the ground, It just bounces across the court,
made it all the way to half court. Yeah. Did
they throw the fan out? Who did it?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Or do they find him? You know, I don't know
if they even found him. I just thought this would
be good. I'm pretty uh, pretty good about this. But
when you guys say some shocking stuff on the air, Yeah,
this would be the right thing to play right after
picked up.

Speaker 11 (37:26):
Yet you got to go, my gosh, okay, okay, inappropriate,
get him out of.

Speaker 10 (37:34):
Good whoever.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Inappropriate? So like in hockey games, you know, somebody gets
a hat trick, you throw a hat out on you know,
and and and what is it? Is it the Red
Wings they throw octopus on this? It was some team
throws octopuses out on the Maybe that's something where it's like, uh,
you honor a team that way, and if some something
big happens, you just litter the court with him. I

(37:58):
like this news story. Cool media personality Ben Rogers suggests
throwing line bringing phallic sex toys on the floor for WNBA. Well,
I'm saying for any sporting event. It could be for
NBA games.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
It's a great way to market the sport, well, throw
another love run out there.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I mean, it could be for any sport whatsoever. Maybe,
I look, pickleball is becoming really popular. Maybe it's a
pickleball thing. I think it could be for any women's sport.
I really do, why women's what hold on? When I
went to Central Park, they had a sea of pickleball courts.
I'm gonna have to send you this picture, Ben as
you're our pickleball of Ficionaudo on the show. I mean

(38:40):
a sea of pickleball courts. I've never seen so many
humans in one place playing cuckleball so popular right now,
right there in Central Park, it was wild. I wonder
what other phase has been like this, because this seems
like it's here to stay. But then again, these things
come and go sometimes, so well, yeah, but it's wild
right now.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Pickleball's definitely taken the spot of squash and racketball.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yes, for sure, but those I don't think those were
even popular since the eighties. It's been a while, I know.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
And when I went to the sporting good store and
US multiple sporting good stores though in the late two
thousands definitely heavy on racketball stuff. And I noticed that
all the racquetball rackets were still kind of full, and
I was like.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't think we need all this space for racketball.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I don't understand a whole section of the store is
we can put some apparel there or something.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I felt like it died in the eightiesz Do you
guys know what I feel like I'm the only one
that knows what this is. Do you guys know what
joekari is? Uh? No, it's that gorilla that got out
of the zoo and now it's like we had it
in television. No, No, that's atarivill. Joekari is basically a
racquetball paddle. And there was one rubber ball that was

(39:49):
on a string. Oh yeah, pop pop pop pop? Yeah?
No no, no, not attached to the paddle. Oh okay,
And so you hit it, but it was like attached
to a string in the middle of the thing, and
it was I remember it in the seventies, but then
I've never ever heard anybody else ever reference it ever again.
So I was like, did my dad manufacture a game
in the garage and call it joekari? And we're the

(40:10):
only ones that ever? Huh.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
In other sports news, the Rangers have lost two in
a row. They did what they went Tanaheim to do,
deep to the angels and to getting aggressive and buying
at the trade deadline. Rangers are doing good stuff. Trade
dead dins tomorrow at five, Rangers gonna be just fine. Yep,
everyone needs to relax. John Peterson's not very good. Great
if we can just get rid of him. But we've

(40:33):
gone seven seconds too long. No, thank you, Kevin, great,
Thank you so much for all your contributions. Coming up next,
creative names for taking a poop. You've got to hear
this segment. It's coming your way next. Man. Sometimes I

(40:54):
see something on Reddit and it just makes me laugh,
and it's probably the thing that made me laugh the
most over the weekend. So I would like to apologize
for the childish nature of this segment. And I would
also like to say you're welcome to I'll just get
ahead of it and say you're welcome to all of
you who are about to enjoy good times. There was
a Reddit thread titled creative names for when you have

(41:15):
to poop? So I think the most common thing that
you might hear a lot, at least I've heard you
guys say a lot, is I'm gonna go rocket deuce?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, classic? Yeah, rocket deuce is the easiest way. Just
let everyone know what time it is. That's the first
thing you learn as a child. Yeah, hey, what are
you doing over there standing by that plant, staring at
the wall. I'm rocking a deuce.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Now.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
There's a whole list of them, but there's one.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
You know, people throw their comments in, And I always
love this one because this guy said, my grandfather always
said he needed to go fax the president, Bax the president.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Did you guys watch our friends sirch Siroy last night
because this came up?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Did it really on their show?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
So Cash Siroy apparently calls his I got to go
make a world famous.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
A world famous. I don't like that because there's a
lot of places that call their pizza world famous. Yeah,
ruined that one, So he's ruined that. Uh my, my fam,
I'm sure this was on here. Drop the kids off
at the pool.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Yes, drop the kids off at the pool, classic one
for sure. How about I need to go log out?
Oh that's wonderful. I have to separate the art from
the artist.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay, this is new to me, but I like it.
Heard that one.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
I mean it's usually disgusted when talking about r Kelly
or Michael Jackson or Woody Allen or really anyone.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
You guys ever hear that one? I got to make
a Woody Allen. No, I I have heard one. I've
heard this one my whole life. I've heard people say
I gotta go pinch a loaf. Yes, I think Christina
says that. Yeah, you say that. That is a terrible no.
I like loaf. Pinch needs to be removed from the
English language. Pinch a loaf is classic because it also

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implies straining. I've got to visit the Oval office. I
never heard that. Okay, I thought that was a sex thing.
It was in today. This is a This is my
favorite one, well, my number one favorite one. I can't
say on the air. Why not talk around it, okay,

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my number one favorite.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
We'll just see if Christina's got the magic power my pants.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh god, that's interesting. I've never heard anybody use that.
I do think of the Austin powers the whole day.
You got a turtle head poking out, who does number
two work for? It was like, that's that's what my

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grandmother used to say.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
This one is amazing to me and think you'll be
thinking about Harrison for maybe I'm harboring a fugitive.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
That's pretty good. What about I've always heard people say,
I gotta go see a man about a horse. Yeah,
what is that about? A dog? That's just a dog
is what it was for me, But a horse, it's interesting.
Another one for another Harrison Ford one related that you've
heard a million times is I gotta go Bay the Wookie.
Never heard that? You never heard that growing on? That

(44:37):
one didn't take off growing up. No, no, oh man,
I gotta go Bay the Wookie.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
I must bless this house. Some of these turned into
dad jokes. I think that's why this is kind of
funny to me. It turns into some very much dadisms.
I've got to go take care of some paperwork.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I gotta return some videotape. Hey guys, I'll be back
in a minute. I'm gonna go some weight. Yeah, okay, yeah,
quick one right, I gotta clear everything off my desk.
That feels different, but I need to go clean the basement.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
That that is.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I think that is the origin of go see a
man about a horse the idea or go return videotapes
or whatever. It's just saying I'm going to do something
else that doesn't even make sense with no explanation, because
you don't want to say what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, and that you know, But if you're making a
joke about it, that means you're pretty open about.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
It, right, because pooping is funny. Hey, guys, hold on,
I'm growing a tail.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
I mean why, I don't know why this is so
funny to me, because it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Harboring a fugitive is pretty harboring.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Anything is funny now, Yeah, running away, he's on.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
The loose something. My dad would it's amazing to me.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
I gotta go book a stowaway, my book stow away,
saven me, I need to check on the dogs. Would
go with that one, Ben, that you're kind of saying,
time to go do wordle.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
That's just people using their phone, which we do a lot.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Right.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
There's a whole thing that came out today and it
was about hemorrhoids. And the whole thing is like the
four reasons why Americans get hemorrhoids. And I was like, okay, yeah,
probably because they're sitting on the crap or too long looking.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
At their phone. Yeah, why were you searching that?

Speaker 7 (46:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It came up.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, sure, it came up on this prep side email
that I don't like to use, but ill well every once.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
In a while. It came up during a love session. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Also, if you're dehydrated, that happens to you. Guys have
hemorrhoid problems.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I don't know. I don't know that I've had a hemorrhoid.
I don't really know. Let's check right now, Yeah, let
us check for seen. You get in here. No, I'm good.
Hold on, get the flashlight and zip taking his pants off.
You guys, we have back and harboring a future. All right,
there he goes Kevin Turner rushing to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Come on, our first Cowboys update is that apparently today

(47:37):
During his press conference, Brian Schottenheimer sang a part of
I'm so excited by the Pointer sisters during his Wednesday
press that's great. What a big week for the Pointer sisters.
They haven't had this type of publicity in decades. This
is wonderful for them.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
And you know. The irony, of course, is that Thomas
Hollywood hindered send famous Cowboy linebacker either dated or married
one of the Pointers sisters. I believe it was Ruth
really yeah, he had a thing with one of the pointers.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Adam Schefter was on ESPN using a little bit of
an overly dramatic voice.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I feel like he's not talking normal.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I don't think his says if you bumped into him
on an elevator I have before, and he didn't know
I was there. I tried to start a little conversation
with him. Didn't work, but he started that weather shifty. Yeah,
how'd you start it?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
How about that weather? Yeah, something like that. And he
just looked at you. Yeah, he kept looking. He just
got to workout in I remember when I saw him
on an elevator. I was like, shefty stick to football, dude.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
I was like, if you don't acknowledge me, I'm about
to tweet that you smell like ass. Just gotten out
of the fitness center of the hotel. Why, probably crushed
some waffles. I just feel like this is not if
he was talking to you, he wouldn't talk to you
like this. And here's his report on the Micah Parsons
contract negotiations with the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I would say right now we're nowhere.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
We are further away from a deal in late July
early August than we were.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
In late March early April. The two sides have gone backwards.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
I don't think they're speaking very much these days, if
at all. There was communication in late March and early
April when Jerry Jones and Michah Parsons were sitting down
and discussing a deal and making progress and tracking towards
getting that deal done. It's not a negotiation right now.
There's really no conversation about getting a deal done. That

(49:27):
could change next week, It could change shortly before the season.
This sounds different to me. This sounds a little bit
more personal from both sides. It sounds like Dallas is
upset with the fact that it felt like it was
getting closer to a deal. I think Micah Parsons feels

(49:48):
like this deal should have been done. I don't think
Micah is real happy with them. I don't think they're
real happy with him, and I don't think there's a
deal that's being discussed right now.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Not to mention being close. Let me tell you that
piece of audio hits way different. If you just imagine
it's him talking to himself in the mirror. You can
do it, Adam, you can do it. Okay.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
There.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I thought this last week and feel free to tell
me I'm an idiot. I had this feeling last week
when Jerry was saying what he was saying up on
the podium. And keep in mind, of course, I want
the Cowboys to do well. Lived here my whole life.
It's good for the Cowboys to do well. In my
heart of hearts. I was sitting there going, man, I'd
love it for Mike to have a badass year and

(50:36):
just walk.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
At the end of the year and just tell the
Cowboys to suck it. I'm just so tired of this routine.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
And you know, I don't want I don't want the
Cowboys to be damaged. I'm not being vindictive, but the
way that they carry themselves on this stuff, it's wearing
me out. And I was kind of like, I would
love it if that guy's had an incredible year and
just went and took all the money from the commanders,
because could they franchise him if Yeah, and that's going
to be a huge amount, and they would do that,

(51:02):
they absolutely would, and they do have that available.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Man, this is ugly. There's no reason this should still
be going. Look, when you get a guy who's really
good at at what he does and you know he's good.
Sign him up as soon as you can, because the
longer you wait, it just costs you money. So I
don't see the upside in waiting unless he's asking for
something that is just out of control. Range for him

(51:28):
is like forty two million a year or something like that.
If he's asking for fifty, okay, I get it, but
that's not what this feels like.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
And Michaeh has said publicly, going back to on his
own podcast, like little things like that, how he would
take less and it's not trying to get to forty
and that back then he would have taken thirty three
or thirty four. Now his agent's probably going, don't worry
about what Micah said. I'm I'll handle this, And that
might be where the disconnect is. Jerry wants Mikee to
go to his office and meet, and MICA's agent might

(51:56):
be going, dude, don't go in there. So you just
hang back and I'll take care of it. And Steven's going, well,
if he wants to get paid and get paid, and
that's well, probably a little bit of a standoff because
there's a way these things work and it's not at
least it shouldn't be. I'm going to go have a
meeting at Jerry's while he's having a mcgriddle. That's not
the way we should be doing this. And that's why

(52:18):
I think this will get done at the end of August.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
And it's fine. I'm bored with it, honestly. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
And this is where I'm in go mode on a
couple other things. If they're trying to make a point
of signing guys early, and they gave Jake Versus a
pretty nice little contract for him and for the team.
I think, pretty team friendly, pretty good for everyone. Yeah, Hey,
that's some pretty good business. If we can do that
right now, because we're obsessed with the Mica thing, then
Deron Bland, let's go Tyler Smith, let's go Brandon Aubrey,

(52:46):
let's do it.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Let's do it right now. I thought that's one of
the reasons they got the deal done, you know, with Ferguson,
was because I think they're going to start removing anybody
who might need that franchise tag because they need to
keep it available. Yeah. Man. The other way another person
is George Pickens. They may want that for George Pickens,

(53:07):
which they're like, all right, we want to keep it
one more year. Interesting. You know that it's bad business though,
to franchise quarterbacks, pass rushers, and wide receivers. You franchise
running backs, you franchise kicker. You know, you franchise guys
that the top of their position group doesn't make a
bunch of money. Except for Pickens. I like it because

(53:29):
he's such a wild card. Having him on a one
year deal where he's got a lot to play for
is good. Maybe you could do that for two years
in a row. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Yeah, everything's rosy right now with George Pickens. We'll have
a very good idea depending on how the season goes. Well,
I have a very good idea if he's a guy
you want around or not?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
All right? Coming up next, the big story of the
day is the tsunami, so we will discuss that in
just over three minutes, and in skin Show nine to
one point one the eagle coming up at the bottom
of the hour during our news quickie, what happens when
a school board member may have porn on his computer
during a meeting? Huh. We'll get to the bottom of
that story, but right now it's time for this. Are

(54:06):
you excited? Featuring veteran news anchor kt fun tweets.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Last night we had a fatty, a big old earthquake.
This is on the eastern coast of Russia. It was
an eight point eight on the Richter scale. That's huge
and on the UH I was just thinking, like eight
point eight, Well, how do you even measure that? You know,
the biggest one is in nine point five. The World

(54:38):
Series one is the big one that I think of,
even though I was one year old about it, nineteen
eighty nine, nineteen eighty nine, you guys know how big
that fat he was?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I mean, lovestaying night trying to make that other thing. Yeah, no,
this is six point nine, Is that right?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Because this is the sixth largest ever, right number six?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah, going back to your poops and I gotta go
measure a fatty. So did I know there was There
was a ton of concern and just justifiable concern. And
I saw people in Hawaii, like I saw a dad
holding an infant up on like the six floor some
floor of a building, going, yeah, we've been everyone's been
pulled off the beach, out of the pools, and they
say tsunami's coming, and he was terrified. But I believe

(55:21):
that that has subsided for the most part.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Right, Well, some tsunami waves did reach Hawaii, California, and Washington.
So an earthquake in the eastern coast of.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Russia, it was in the ocean, right in the ocean.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Yeah, caused fear on the West coast of the United States.
Even North North Dakota is putting out like, hey, just
so you know, there's a tsunami advisory. You're in North Dakota,
You're fine, But if you have friends on the coast.
That was a joke, right, I think it was a joke,
but it's still like crazy And I'm sitting there going okay,
I couldn't even like sleep last night when I could

(55:55):
never sleep, but I was like, I kind of don't
want to go to bed until I find out what
happens with this tsunami.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Y f with the ocean.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
The ocean is just I have the same feelings about
this story as a hat about the submersible. That story
creaked me out. I was also obsessed with it, but
it creeped me out because the ocean.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I don't mess with it.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Bro Is that because of Atlantis. No, It's just it's
like a it's it's the unknown. I think how deep
and dark it is. I don't like flying over it,
I like getting in it. In general, it's just not good.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
You guys like getting seaweed in your toes. No, I jump.
Who doesn't jump every time? A seaweed? Yeah, you think
it's a shark. It's a shark, whisker, it's a cross.
It could be a catfish and catfish you kind of
have a little teeth. A lot of catfish in the ocean.
Nothing sucks worse than trying to jump in the ocean. Christina,

(56:48):
That's such a difficult task. It's exhausting. I don't know.
I'm the same way. That's why to me, Like I
told you my wife went on that cruise. It's just
not appealing to me in any way. Like you're out
in the international waters, it's you got to worry about pirates, sharks, roofies. Yeah,

(57:10):
it's there's nothing but danger at every turn.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
What's creepy is though the tsunami takes the water in
and then brings it back at you as.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
The tectonic plates shift or whatever. That water rushes into
that hole and then it spits it back out. I
don't even know how it works. I like Ben's description.
That's the best thing I've got heard so far. Yeah, yeah,
I mean it's it is. It is tectonic plates that
are supposedly always shifting, and when they get jammed up,

(57:40):
there's all that massive friction and then finally they just explode.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
I saw one video of a guy who was on
he had his boat uh docked I guess, or on
the coast of Wahii, and he showed it. There's a
bunch of them, he goes, We've all been told to
evacuate and because of what's going to happen here, the
safest place to be during a tsunami is out at.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Sea, in the middle of the ocean.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
So they were all going out to the middle of
the ocean from their island in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
This doesn't sound like good advice. This is like your
truck driving. That's why it's mad. That's why it's being relayed.
Does that's why he likes it? You're right, Christina. Here
he says, in a tornado, drive away outrun the tornado.

Speaker 7 (58:23):
Like.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
One of the things I worry about being at sea
a rogue wave. Okay, you know what that is. It's
when a wave goes road, it's like, all of a sudden,
a tidal wave smashes the side of your boat, and
it's just a rogue wave out in the biggest wave ever,
just out chilling in the middle of the ocean. Ny
perfect storm. Yeah, tsunami I'm assuming could cause multiple rogue waves. Yeah,

(58:44):
no doubt. Why would just kind of happening. So why
would you go out there? But Kevin, I don't know,
because it's still good.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
It was gonna wipe out your if it gets its
craped together as it gets sucked into the middle and
then comes at you with a force, almost like the
wedge on kick returns.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, it comes, it's coming at you.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
It's going to destroy you, right, That's what I think
they were thinking either way. I mean my tornado thing too.
By the way, let's not gloss over that I'm still here.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Okay, that's nice. That is he proved a lot there. Well,
but the three of us, we all don't subscribe to
your dumbass tornado thing, and we're still here in your face. Well,
we'll see how it pans out. Do you think I
hope that this one day pans out. I hope that
one of us dies from a tornado so we can

(59:30):
finally settle the score. Do you think do you think
anywhere in the world there is a person named Susan Nami.
I thought about that today, Sunami. Yes, yeah, do you
think somewhere in the world there is a Susan Nomi? Uh? Sure.
There has to be your job to me. I'll agree
with your tornado opinion if you can book her, all right.

(59:52):
If you can find her and book Susan Nomi, then
I will. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
She's a researcher with a PhD who who is affiliated
with the University of Tabriz in Iran.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Get her on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
She's a researcher in the Department of Theoretical Physics. First question,
does she pronounce it Iran or Iran or whatever you
just said?

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
It's the first question. Yeah, Hey, Sue, Sue Nami, I
got a question for you. Yes, all right, all right,
there it is the weekly weekday update. Give me that
news quickie. All right, man, this was a wild one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Ryan Walters is the state superintendent for Oklahoma, and that's
apparently a government job, right, And he is being accused
by three members of having adult content on a television
behind him in his office during a closed door meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
The news is all over this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
This is a very, very big story in Oklahoma right now.
It's leading the news everywhere. They're talking about it if
there's updates daily. His name is Ryan Walters. And here's more.

Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
State Superintendent Ryan Walters is in hot water after two
Board of Education members say they saw nude women on
his TV in his office during a closed session meeting.

Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
I cannot begin to describe the disgusting nature of the
lies leveled against me.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Okay, so now we see, first of all, that was,
by the way, the twenty second intro to the news story. Oh,
with the music in the background, that's the lead story. Yeah,
so you're gonna hear more from his press conference in
a second. But we see his card that he's playing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Oh that. I cannot believe the salaciousness of these outrageous claims.
These are disgusting lies and they might be I'm disgusted.
I think the investigation's ongoing.

Speaker 12 (01:01:36):
So let's give us are we're hearing from state Board
of Education members for the first time since the state
superintendent accused them of coordinating attack on his character.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Right, wait, the accusation is back on them now, Yes,
it's a coordinated attack. You guys don't agree with my politics,
so right, you guys are the jerks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
You're coordinating an attack.

Speaker 12 (01:01:55):
It's the state superintendent accuse them of coordinating attack on
his character. Ryan Walter says that he's been clear of
any wrongdoing into those claims that a TV in his
office displayed pornographic content during a closed door board meeting. Investigators, however,
say that's not the case. Who's n it's Matt McKay as.

Speaker 13 (01:02:13):
The details in eighty minute pres conference outside the Oklahoma
Governor's office marked the first time State Superintendent Ryan Wolters
directly addressed allegations a TV in his office displayed pornographic
material last week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
This is cable TV news, is what we're talking about, folks.

Speaker 13 (01:02:29):
Walters was pressed on which cable TV network was on
the TV.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Look, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I know it was cable TV that was on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Okay, investigators, you already a better answer than that, though, buddy,
they're not showing movies on cable TV.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
That should be easy to go back and track, you know,
the day of the meeting in question. I think I
know what he's doing. He's in Oklahoma. He's unwilling to
say he had CNN on. I mean there are people
that will judge you by whatever news channel you have on,
and I mean happened in Texas, like the boobies wouldn't
have been on the no. I know, I don't think

(01:03:04):
there's boobies. I think he's saying it's a coordinated attack
because of his politics, and he's unwilling to say what
news channeling. I don't know what news channel I had on.
It was just a news channel. I think he's saying
that because he doesn't want to let them nail it down.
He's still trying to keep it vague. They could go
do the research, go check every single cable news outlet
and see if anyone had.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Yeah, well he can say search the history of his
TV as well.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Apparently oh right, really.

Speaker 13 (01:03:30):
Okay, investigators learned its search history was empty. Walter's made
false claims during his limited availability.

Speaker 10 (01:03:37):
We have had our name cleared by both omes and
the Sheriff's office. There is nothing scandalous that I was
a part of whatsoever, and the lies will have consequences.

Speaker 13 (01:03:49):
Oh Sheriff's office is it's investigation is just beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Okay started. I've been found innocent of all charges. We're
just starting the investigation. Move on, but to this point,
I'm ancent because yeah, you haven't started.

Speaker 13 (01:04:06):
In a response to Walter's claiming the department's board members
are launching a political attack against him, three of them
issued a joint response saying, quote, we all want the
best education for our students, not inflamed political rhetoric. No
board member has accused Superintendent Walters of anything. We only
brought attention to inappropriate content on a TV content that

(01:04:28):
would cause a teacher in our state to lose their license.

Speaker 12 (01:04:31):
Walters also claimed the governor conspired with those board members.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Hey dude, he is going Scorge Dearth here, the governor
as well. I mean, dude, he's not making any friends here.
And I loved it their joint statement because they could
they really could be doing this. They could have made
that up. But their joint statement is perfect to say,
we're not accusing you of anything, we're just reporting what
we saw.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
We don't want this, we do not want political rhetoric.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
But they might have, and they might be playing that
game and trying to get him out, but that's a
great statement. We'd accuse you of anything, And he's like
you're gonna have consequences.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
And the governor's being a dick too. It is funny
that they said, they said, he said, uh, lies have consequences,
and they're like, well, he's lying right now because the
Sheriff's office has not cleared him. Oklahoma's a different world man.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to report on what was
actually on that TV.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Good teas. That's a good tea tees all right, Next,
do you have low t The wayback machine is cranked up.
In just over three minutes, we take a look back
at the fartest one of our favorite segments ever before
Ben and Skin Show ninety one point one The Eagle.
We're going to be out and about on Friday, Yes, Friday,

(01:05:51):
we're gonna be at the Chalk Talk Casino in Resort
and Duran, Oklahoma, right there by the district. That's the
little food area. Highly recommend. If you can make it
up there, you come check us out, hang out with us.
Three to six Stale weekend. Of course, they're doing their
last million dollar giveaway for rewards club members. That is
going to be Saturday night, last one of the summer,

(01:06:11):
and you could take advantage of that's come on up
and see us. But right now it's time for this.
It's time to go into the skin show. Wyberg Massion.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
It had to been sometime in the last decade, but
this happened on this day in history. On the Ben
and Skin Show, I stumbled across an article that was
about the history of a guy who was known as
the Fartist, the fart Artist. His name was Poohole. Seriously,
his last name was Poohole. I remember, and I have

(01:06:48):
three clips that we definitely played on the air and
discussed it's not Ai, it might I actually might be
AI from But this was again, this is eight or
nine or ten years ago, as the long ass time ago.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Before anyone even talked about Ah, they might just be
a guy with a great voice reading and he explains
this guy and my question.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
When I listened to these cuts last night, I was like, man,
I wonder if we should have ever gone to air
with this story. I remember being funny in the moment. Well,
we've all matured, we've all gotten a little.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Older, if I remember correctly. The reason there's audio of
this is because it was one of those read stories
now where you can hit the audio and hear the
story of it. Yeah, I've got the full ten minutes
of it. Yeah. But I think it's funny because the
idea of a fart artist, the word artist, I had
never heard that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Yeah, and it's how it gets into how he, you know,
entertainment back then didn't have radio to listen to, you know,
which is how most people enjoy entertainment. I think they
didn't have that. He had to put on a show
and he was able to do that. So here's the
story of Poohole. I've got three cuts here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
We should also say, for further context, we were on
a sports station and our program director hated fart jokes. Like,
we need to establish that as we talk about whether
or not we should have done this. It did. We
did a lot of time. Yeah, So here's the story
of Poohole. Is how it begins.

Speaker 14 (01:08:10):
Lessons on flatulence from a fart artist. Joseph Pujol was
once the highest paid performer at the Moulin Rouge. His
talent was unusual. Once upon a time in south of France,
a teenager named Joseph Pujol was playing in the surf
at the beach. As he bent over and prepared to
dive beneath the waves, he took a huge breath and

(01:08:30):
felt an icicle of cold stabbing him from the inside.
With growing horror, he realized he'd somehow inhaled a butt
full of water. The water gushed out of his rectum
a moment later, and he felt fine still. He ran
to the family doctor, who chuckled and told him to
forget about it, but the boy couldn't. He refused to
go swimming anymore, and he never breathed a word of

(01:08:50):
the incident until his early twenties, when he entered the
French army. There, in one of those crude, gross out
sessions that seemed to break out whenever young men gather,
described what had happened to him that day on the beach.
His comrades thought the story hilarious and dared him to
try it again. Curiosity overcoming fear, he trumped down to
the beach on his next furlough and found that he

(01:09:12):
could give himself a cold salty enema at will that
one fateful day. No one knows how Pajol discovered that
he could pull the same trick with air.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
It's so confusing, and we're sitting here going why did
we do this, and I'll tell you why, because it
gets better.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
It gets better. But are you all as confused as
I am right now? Yes, I don't know how. It
involves jumping in the ocean and getting water in his butt.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Because he has a special rectum, it can quickly go
through his body so much his rectum processes it and
spits everything out so fast.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
I guess. So here's how he got the show business.

Speaker 14 (01:09:49):
After inhaling the air, Pajol ripped loose the most epic
part of his life. He was thrilled and ran off
to show his fellow soldiers. Pajol spent the next several
years pe this skill until he could fart without interruption
for ten to fifteen seconds. He found he could vary
the pitch and volume of farts, as well, playing them
like musical notes. He'd always been a theatrical boy, constantly

(01:10:12):
singing and dancing, and after he honed his repertoire in
the barracks, he grew a mustache and hit the road
with his act in the mid.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Eighteen eight Mustard, why is that a necessary detail?

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
There's allusions to things here, Yeah, there's allusions to certain
things here.

Speaker 14 (01:10:33):
He grew a mustache, and hit the road with his
act in the mid eighteen eighties. He dubbed himself le
pit Domain the Fardo Maniac. He finally worked up the
courage to audition for the famous Moolain Rouge nightclub in
Paris in eighteen ninety two. The job interview consisted of
him dropping his trousers, cleansing his instrument by sucking up

(01:10:55):
water he normally gave himself five enemas per day, then
serenading the owner. The owner, flabbergasted, hired him immediately. Audiences
didn't know what to make of the pantomime at first,
but within two years he become the highest paid performer
in France, earning twenty thousand francs for some shows, more

(01:11:15):
than double what the legendary actress Sarah Bernhardt did.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
See Sarah Bernhardt got out acted by this guy and
his cool trick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
It's very strange, right, do we or are we still?

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Are we feeling right now that maybe we shouldn't have
done it in the past, and maybe we shouldn't do
it now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
No, I think we should have done it then, and
I'm glad we're doing it now. I just like the
way that it's such a serious report and then he
just drops the word farted and it just blindsides you
ever thought, Yeah, would you buy tickets to his show?

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Absolutely? I would book him for my kid's twenty first birthday.
Back then, there's probably like a nickel Yeah. Now it's
probably two point fifteen. He gotta buy a flight to
get there. Yeah, you know, hotel rooms. Oh oh, the world, man,
you kidding me? Yeah, he comes. See where would he
play in Dallas? Uh? Probably the Nasher.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Forward, Maybe he's at Billy Bob's. I don't know, the Nasher,
the winds Winspear Opera House. Oh well, this is the
details of the show that he put on.

Speaker 14 (01:12:15):
When the curtain opened, he appeared on stage in a
black satin tuxedo with white gloves and a red cape.
He wore the tuxedo partly for the incongruity and partly
to hide the stream of forcing himself to fart over
and over after the first laughs died down. He'd do impressions,
A short high toot for a little lass, a meaty

(01:12:35):
blat for a mother in law, a bride on her
wedding night, a shy peep, and then a few months
into the marriage, a thunderclap. He imitated roosters, owls, ducks, bees, toads, pigs,
and a dog whose tail got caught in a door.
He brought the house down when he played a flute
backward near the end ahem. He stepped off stage and

(01:12:55):
re emerged with a tube inserted into his like a tail.
The other end lit cigarette wedged into it, and he
proceeded to blow smoke rings out of both ends at once.
For the finale, he gave a rousing rendition of the Marseilles,
then puffed out a candle from several feet. Women in
the audience, especially those wearing corsets, often laughed so hard

(01:13:17):
they passed out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
One man, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, it's really painting a scene here. Only the
ones wearing corses. Only the women wearing courses would pass out.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
I get your act together, woman alight, held show hell
my broad passed out again.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
This is art. Be serious, quit passing out.

Speaker 14 (01:13:45):
Often laughed so hard they passed out. One man had
a heart attack.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
Just one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
There you get ever heard of since around huh? Since
around no? Ben probably has right. No. So they used
to have certain like you know, three D glasses for movies. Yeah,
there'd be certain movies they would have sense around where
they would release smells. Oh okay, and so I'm wondering
if the fartest, oh since around Yeah, what is the

(01:14:20):
smell of this act?

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
I've seen a show where they really smells them. The
smells are like, great, it was lemon or citrus. Right
if they showed like a garden or something. You know,
it's pretty strange. Oh, here's the end of it.

Speaker 14 (01:14:32):
Man had a heart attack. The Moonlin Rouge took advantage
of this by stationing nurses around the theater and by
posting warnings about how dangerous the show was, which of
course only made people more eager to attend.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
There you go the fartest. I uh, I mean it's funny.
I just laughed a lot, So I do think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
But what do y'all believe this? It's not real. I
thought it was like a whole NPR thing. Do when
you look it up.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
He's got a whole Wikipedia page and it's great and
he's bending over in all these Yeah, but it does
look like a magician.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
So we have our buddy Paul, and he launched a
website the other day because of the product we had
in that AI thing he did called I said it
or whatever. Oh yeah, he launched the whole website for it.
So just because there's something on the internet or it
doesn't mean it's real.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
He launched the seidate website. Yeah, oh that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Did you find it?

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
Oh yeah, dude said it. I totally got said it.
Kidding me, I've always got said it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Yeah, I said it, and that's good. End the show today.
I'll never forget the time. KT looked the fartest deadness
butt and he said.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
Well, I just think in these times, I think it's
really important that we all consider everything when it comes
to the world we're living in.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
That was amazing. It took him twelve seconds to say
absolutely nothing. Christina, are you going to stick around and
play music? I am all right, it's on you. Christine
is going to stick around and play tunes right here
on the Eagle. There you going, You're well, I'm gonna
get my socked act.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Al Right,

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