Full Show: July 31, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's inappropriate. Get him out of you, whoever it is.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
With epic with I'll show you're gonna rubin in be
except we're supposed to be pursuing it. Told out Shawshank
through the sewer. Did now what chilling at think?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
People?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, we're doing it here you cling.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
On the dot?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Got a habit for my house? Or goat status?

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How we're starting getting Crattit shows that enough multiply like
a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Tune in, so out, creak it up, beat the habit.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I hang out with my friends, rocking on the radio.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
My mooskilling is.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Talking on the radio.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
It's time to do this.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Long in all the.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
KG Christina, all the holy hot diggity damn.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
It's the last day of July and you are listening
to the world famous Ben and Skin Show. Thank you
for tuning in and making us a part of your
daily routine. All hands on deck today. I'm Ben Rogers,
joined by my close personal homie since nineteen eighty two,
Jeff skin Wade.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
My god, has it been that long?

Speaker 7 (01:20):
The pride and joy of only Texas. Just a country
boy out here trying to make his way the only
way he knows how.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Kevin k T. Turner.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
Yes, uh, good afternoon everyone, and take advantage of this
cold front and the pride and joy of the local
Nirvana cover band Oatmeal Pizza blanket, Christina Kate Ray little
baby corn Bread Ray.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I voluntarily took a cold shower this morning and it's
amazing show.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh cold dip okay, Yeah, because I went for a walk,
you know, wait a minute kind of walk.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I didn't. I thought of you, but I didn't do it.
I did just do fast paced like the whole time
fall on Japanese fast paced. Yes, that's important to know.
Just a mile and a half got back. I'm so sweaty,
it's so hot, I'm miserable. So I took a cold
shower and it was awesome. Okay, this is very important.
I need to know lots of things. Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Is the Japanese fast walk for you? Faster or slower
than you just going to your car after your shift?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Faster? Right?

Speaker 7 (02:17):
And your thoughts have an accent on them, you said,
like you while you're walking you have to think with
an accent.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
But strangely it's Portuguese. Okay. Second, yes, what time did
this happen?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
This was at ten o'clock?

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Oh, my god, it was hot at ten. Yeah, that's
why you had to take that cold shower.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's bad out there, guys. I've been out there.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
But it'd be great, we could say at the end
of the show, and I'll never forget the time Christina
looked someone dead in the eye and said.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I took a cold shower and it was wonderful. Yes.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
Well, so we are off and running. It's going to
be a phenomenal presentation. We've got local news, We've got
wildlife news. We've got a terrifying warning for Texans involving spiders,
so don't miss that. We've got we'll be very local
as we talk about Joe t. Garcia's in Fort Worth,
and we talk about which celebrities have been there and
which haven't.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
We've all been there, right, I've never been.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
I absolutely have been, definitely been outside of it and
seen a lot of people waiting in line, but yeah,
ever been. I've actually been on a Sunday, which is
like you know when they do the whole brunch thing.
So I've done the I've done normal just weeknight Joe Ta's,
and then I've done Sunday brunch Jo T's. It's a
metroplexan institution obviously one of the most famous restaurants we
have here in DFW. Is it does it live up

(03:36):
to the hype? So does it deliver to the I
think that because of the nature of the style of
food that it is, that it's over hyped. Not be
in it anywhere, because dude, you're in Texas and it's
Text Mex.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I think it's good.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
And if I was in Fort Worth and someone said
I want to go to Joe T's, I'd be like, dude,
I'm totally down. But I don't think it's better than like,
I mean, I could probably name twenty other spots I
think that are just as good because we're in Texas,
where tex Mex rules. Okay, food wise, yes, but because
it's so iconic and so well known and recognizable, it's
kind of cool to be there because you feel like

(04:15):
you're in the place to be and it's got that
badass giant atrium patio in the middle of it. Like, dude,
I'm not dising Joe T. Garcia's, but I think it's
overhyped just because it's got such that reputation Ben's talking about. Yeah,
but I'd go there. I'd go there anytime anybody wants
to go. At four point thirty, We've got a list
is on your lips. Jen Alpha's top ten career aspirations. Now,

(04:37):
these are people who are one years old to fifteen
years old right now. So my daughter falls in that.
My middle son is just beyond that. And dude, I
will spend a lot of time worrying about that. I mean,
I think people who can code, they can do some stuff.
But outside of that, like, I'm like, my kids should
be solely focused on learning how to work with AIRE.
Here's something about AI that I'm confused about. So Ever,

(05:00):
I've seen what's his name, Bill Gates say. You know,
he lists three jobs that are unfazed by AI, and
one of them, he says, is coding, kind of because
he's a big follower of Kevin. And I'm like, I
don't understand how come the machine can't teach itself to code?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Right?

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Like someone needs to explain that. I mean, I'm not smart,
admittedly I'm not smart enough to understand this. Oh dude,
I know what happened. You were listening to a Bill
Gates impersonator. Oh that AI created? Dude, Okay, I want
to send you guys something super quick. My wife sent
me this yesterday. It's just you know, I don't know
if you guys deal with this KT you might. I

(05:37):
don't know if you do or not, Ben, But my
wife will just send me stuff constantly from TikTok, and
it's usually stuff related to my health, like hey, you
need to do this, or hey you need to do this.
I saw this person doing this, and there is one
person that she sent me and I'm watching it. Ah crap,
I think it's in my Instagram now.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And I was watching it. It looked like it's a realer.
But their movements looked like AI.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Have you seen that?

Speaker 8 (06:05):
No?

Speaker 7 (06:05):
I haven't seen that in particular, but I am able
to look into the matrix and read the code and
see what's AI. And I think most of the time
I can see the way something's written or the way
something's moving, and I'm like, yeah, that's not real.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, And this was very lifelike. And she was like, no,
that's the guy I go.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
I know.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
But what I'm saying, honey, is he just used an
AI video to create him doing this because the AI's
recognizing him.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
He look at the ticks and his movement. That's not real.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
I've quit looking at my phone. Okay, Now, I'm glad
you brought that up because I wanted to mention this.
I saw this on Dallas Texas TV. There's a deck shuffle.
Dallas Texas TV had a story that says Texas residents
reportedly lead the country in silencing emergency alerts. Oh, we
are the worst in the entire country when it comes

(06:52):
to alerts about kids who have been kidnapped, senior citizens
who are missing, any sort of warnings about weather. Texans
lead the country in silencing those alerts.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Y'all know why?

Speaker 8 (07:05):
Right?

Speaker 9 (07:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
No, because oh I do know? Why go ahead?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Because it's just so far everything is so far away.
I'm like, why am I getting something from San Angelo, Texas?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (07:15):
I cannot help the person that has an emergency seven
hours away from me. Yeah, but there's nothing I can
do at three point forty in the morning. It's gonna
help that person. So I don't need that emergency blast
at this moment. I'm sorry. It's just did they get
in a concord and fly to my neighborhood? What did
you think happened? That's the that's the reason people are

(07:36):
put out by I don't even know where the city
is be able to regionalize the alerts, right, but I
guess we got all other stuff we gotta do. So, like, dude,
if you lived in Maine, you can get anywhere in
Maine in like two hours.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I get it.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Not here, man, I can't get to the Panhandle in
right hours. So is Rhode Island the best at it?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Exact? Are like? Yeah, nobody else?

Speaker 7 (08:01):
All right, we're off and running, coming up at three
point thirty or any of us smarter than Matt Damon.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
But coming up next things skin weight is tracking. Where
are you gonna take us?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Ben?

Speaker 7 (08:11):
I got several things we need to get caught up on,
including my latest obsession barreling towards the weekend. Tomorrow, we're
gonna be at the Chalk Talk Casino and Resort in Durant,
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(08:31):
It's a four pack for you and the homies, so
stick around for that. But right now, it's time for this.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Skinny track, another edition of things skin.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Is tracking all right, this is a grab bag of things.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
I got a lot of them, and I just remembered
something I wanted to talk about when Ben was saying
he can identify AI. Conversely, when I'm reading something, I
can definitely identify when it's a human. And the one
I wanted to bring to y'all's attention if you haven't
read it yet, it's really good. We talk about her
on the show frequently. But Sarah Heppela. I love what

(09:08):
she's doing for the Dallas Morning News. She does these
North Texas centric profiles and they're always really interesting and
I love her inside. I mean I used to read
her all the time when she was the Dallas Observer
music critic, like twenty years ago. I think she preceded
our buddy Zach Crane over there. But she's a great
writer and she the other day they dropped a great

(09:30):
piece about our friend's dude Perfect. You know, we've talked
about them on the show. They're taking over Frisco. Ben's
done music Forum and they have a really interesting, cool story.
And she did an amazing profile and as I was
reading it and reading it in her voice, like she
has a distinctive style of writing. I was sitting there

(09:51):
and I realized mid paragraph, this is a great example
of this is clearly not AI, and this is something
AI can't give you. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Now I
am incredibly impressed with AI. Over the last probably three weeks,
I've used it more than I ever have, and I'm
blown away by it. And sometimes I'll have it rewrite

(10:11):
a paragraph for me or something. But if you just
leave it exactly how it sends you, it's clearly AI. Right,
it's not yourself.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
By the way.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
So I was at Dude Perfect Office yesterday. They're new offices.
It's unbelievable. Yeah, Like they're about to have sixty full
time employees. Like it's massive. I think they have fifty
sixty million YouTube subscribers, which is nuts. And while I
was leaving, like the new Marvel it's nuts. So while
I was leaving, they give tours. They were giving someone

(10:40):
a tour and they go, hey, this is the guy
who wrote the song for Overtime cool their intro, and
this family started freaking out. They're like, oh my god,
this is our daughter's favorite song. A real good How
many times has that. I was like, is it my
most listened to song?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Dude for now? Question? Nah, I think the fart in
a Santa suit.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Well, I mean if they're sixty fifties, sixty million subscribers,
whatever it is, oh my god, yeah, then the most
more reach and that shows but on for a decade.
You need to read the article because you know the
answer to your question is yes, right far and away. Yeah,
but it will like give you even the fervor of

(11:20):
the worship by their And I shouldn't use the word
worship because they're faith based a lot of what they do,
and they incorporate it into what they do, so I
probably shouldn't have used that word in that context. But
the devotion of those kids that are into their stuff,
and it's pretty evident in the article because she goes

(11:41):
to you know, they go on tour and they do
these shows and so she went to their show out
there at out at Dicky's and it's talking about that
experience and seeing what the crowd does and how they
react to different things, and so yes, it's very much
what you're talking about. Some little girl that's her favorite
song because she watched which is overtime or whatever. But anyways,

(12:03):
that's the the you know, one thing that really struck
me is I'm reading something going this this is it?
Because you guys we talked about this. There was a
lot of people that thought the Luka Doncic men's health
article was AI. Really yeah huh, because not only did
Luka Doncic not go to the combine, he does not
have a forty two inch vers right, So what it

(12:23):
did was even our buddy Nick Engstead said, I think
the AI search out and inadvertently posted Dante Divincenzo's information. Yeah, okay,
So what's interesting about that is I didn't even read
that article. I just saw the picture and that's all
I needed, right, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's
interesting and so so anyways, that's kind of what like
had put that on my radar. Okay, another quick thing

(12:45):
I'm going to get to here. Matcha has taken over
my life. You're going to need to tell people what
that is. Okay, did do you know what machia is?
Christina explain it to Kevin. No, No, you don't explaining it.
But I know it's just like a green powder.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I know Starbucks has loved it for a year now
and white white girls everywhere love it. Yes, but it's
uh the taste. I'm not a fan of the taste
because it tastes green.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm not either.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
It does taste green, but yeah, it's supposed to be
super healthy for you and have benefits. It's tea.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, it comes from the same leaf that green tea
comes from.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
I love it because simultaneously, as you're exploring this in
Japanese interval speedwalking, the lady who was like, y'all want
to know who I date and who I go with?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
You know that went viral. I don't know if y'all
know that.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
And then this car sales guy goes, no, but I
think you think you're black, and that thing went, oh
you told me about that. Yeah, but she's really into
macha right now. So she's like always talking about macha,
and so this is great. You guys have so much
in common. My son is calling me a performative male. Okay, okay,
He's like, he goes, are you gonna start wearing loafers?
You're performative female? No, no, no, He's like, there's a

(13:57):
certain type of male that is willing to talk about macha.
He wears loafers and he's performing his ida gotcha.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, that's pretty good. So here's just so you know.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Now we've talked about how much coffee that Ben and
I drink, and I'll wrap this up, but your average
eight ounce cup of coffee has about two hundred milligrams
of caffeine, whereas your average eight ounce cup of Macha
will definitely have less than one hundred and thirty. And
when they describe the caffeine, caffeine and coffee is rapidly absorbed,

(14:30):
leading to a quick burst of energy followed by a crash.
The l fian nine in Machia slows down caffeine absorption,
resulting in a more sustained, gradual release of energy and
potentially preventing jitters or crash. In the last two days
since I've been on my Macha kick, I've had less

(14:51):
than three cups of coffee combined. Let's go comparatively. Canadac
coke is forty five, is that right?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
How many di coach you drinking a day? A half
or none or one? It's pretty good, never more than one.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
You need to get machia with a little bit of
oat milk and some vanilla or strawberry and you guys
will like to taste that sounds good?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
There you having it all right?

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle, Are any of
us smarter than Matt Damon? We'll find out, all right.
You are listening to the world famous Ben and skin show.
Thank you, Thank you, thank you. We got the gig
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We got some shoddy audio, some Dallas Cowboys stuff, more
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(15:38):
Hot guys, stay on top in the wood shove.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
All right.

Speaker 10 (15:51):
So last night on Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
I didn't watch it. I just know what happened. Matt
Damon won a million dollars WHOA And I was like, sit,
they're gonna a man. Damon never has never to me,
seemed like the smartest guy in the world. Son, Ben
Skinning Christina win a million notes.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
Don't we get into this two things? Number One, he
needed it because he's hit hard financial times. Number two,
do you think he's not the smartest guy because he's
friends with Ben Affleck, who clearly comes across as just
kind of a job Boston thing. Okay, I think he's brilliant.
I think he's smart as hell. Time you see him just.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Talking, have you not seen Team America where he just
as Matt Dumont. He says his own name over and over.
America's worth a rewatch. I funny. But I like when
I hear him break down his films and stuff.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
And plus he's made a ton of money outside of
Hollywood and businesses.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I think he's sharp as hell. I think he's very sharp.
What was the movie he turned down? He turned down
some huge role?

Speaker 7 (16:48):
I don't know. I feel like you guys are lowering
your expectations. You guys should be trying to dunk on
this fool. Okay, well we're about to, are you.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yep?

Speaker 10 (16:57):
Each of you have three lifelines. That lifeline consists of
calling someone in your phone. Oh, try to answer the question.
If y'all can't get it, collectively, huh? Collectively?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right? Okay? Question one.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
A popular role playing game described as the nerdiest of
nerdy pastimes is called Dungeons n Seriously, Dorito's dragons, deodorant, celibacy, celibacy.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Come on, dude, we talk about dungeons.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Dragon's final answer. That's good, one hundred dollars. Good job guys.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
By the way, that was so easy.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
He got that one right, right, Yeah, of course they
always get the first, like eight year ot a one
dollar question. The role he turned down was Jake Sully
and Avatar, and he would have gotten ten percent of
the film's profits. So it cost him over two hundred
and fifty million dollars to turn that down.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I told you he was dumb.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
Yeah, yeah, he's like, I don't want to be doing
Avatar movies into my twenty thirties. Which of these words
is derived from a Latin term meaning mother's brother, niece, nephew, sister,
or uncle.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
You can discuss together. Wait, oh, mother's brother would be uncle. Yeah,
final lecture uncle? Good?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
All right for two?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Good job everyone.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
Made by an Abisco teddygrams are shaped like what animals bears, worms, bears, flamingoes, crabs,
bears good.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I know, man, flamingos.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Flamingo grams? All right, three for three, Good job, y'all.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
And the strawberry.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Achieving statehood in nineteen twelve.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
What is this the newest state with the word new
in its name? A New Hampshire, B New York, see
New Mexico, D New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Gotta be New Mexico. Right for anything further west?

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Right?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Good?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
All right, all right, see New Mexico. All three lifelines
and tag good job for four? We have a million dollars? No,
you have five hundred dollars? Oh?

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Question five clucking oh with an l in At just
thirty four seconds, The shortest Billboard Hot one hundred hit
ever is Jack Black's Steve's Lava Chicken A song from
what twenty twenty five film? A Minecraft movie B snow White,
Ceelilo and Stitcher D Novacane A Minecraft. That's correct? Final answer?

(19:07):
All right, we're good. Five for five? Matt Damon made
it to five. Two guys, how.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Many of these we have to get? Right to be millionaire? Fifteen? Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Common knowledge? Bud, I thought everyone knew that. I forgot
because I haven't watched it in years. James, you do
what show is it? What show is it? Calkout Who
Wants to be a Millionaire? Does it have Jane Lynch
on it?

Speaker 9 (19:30):
No?

Speaker 10 (19:31):
A rock hound is a nickname for someone who specializes
in what scientific fields? Would it be A botany B,
geology yep, see anatomy D, psychology B seriously geology disease?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Good six?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Or rock Hound.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
They're supposed to make them sound cool.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
I thought it was a listener of lone Star. Yeah seven.
You guys own any geodes though, Donna Tello have a
Geodude card, thank you. Though Donna Tella will still serve
as its chief brand ambassador.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
What italian fashion house asachi? Final answer? No, go ahead
and read him. Oh he looked at you like.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Was bought by rival Prada in twenty twenty five for
one point four billion. Was a Armani, B Findi C
Gucci di Versaci? He said, VERSACEI, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I don't understand the question.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Prada bought Versacei, but Donna Tella VERSACEI. Her her brother
was the one that was murdered. Was the face of it,
so when they buy it, they want her to still
be the.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Face of it. I think you should say. Final answer.

Speaker 10 (20:35):
Finally, that's the part where Matt talked about how he
had met Donna Tella Versacchi.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Everyone went cool, Matt, But that is where kind of.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Looks like Marjorie Taylor Green. That's just where it looks
like Larry Bird. The layups end, and this is where
the challenge begins. Uh oh, with three lifelines in a hand,
convinced Ginn and Christina. When Damon's million dollars, Oh my god,
we're all going to be rich ninety seven point one

(21:04):
the Eagle. We're still going to give away ice nine
kills to get somewhere throughout the show today, so be listening,
and that leads us to our get guide. We're doing
it every Thursday. What shows are coming, We'll let you
know at the top of the four o'clock hour. But
right now it's back to tizzle.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
All right.

Speaker 10 (21:18):
So what we were doing is the who wants to
be a Millionaire thing from last night. We're Matt Damon,
Hey won it all, but can ben Skin and Christina
also win it all and then steal it from Matt.
We got through the first seven. You guys all have
your lifeline, which is calling a stranger. You call anyone
that you'd like.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
No, I have something to be a stranger. It'd be
tough to do.

Speaker 10 (21:42):
Question eight in Philadelphia a sculpture that reads YO from
one side, but a different word from the other side,
sits in front of a museum dedicated to what is
it A astronomy, B, Jazz, C, Jewish history, or D
classic cars?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I got no idea.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Can you repeat it?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah? Repeat that?

Speaker 10 (22:02):
In Philadelphia there's a scripture that reads yo from one side,
but it's a different word on the other side, and
that sits in front of which museum. It's a museum
dedicated to what is it? Astronomy, jazz, Jewish history, or
classic cars. The fact that it's scripture makes me think
it's Jewish history.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, and it's Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I say we'd go with what would the Y be?
Is there a I don't know. I guess it could
be a name. It could be like USA for Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Yeah, but I but like, I don't know why there
would be scripture in front of sciences, right, I think
said scripture?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
He did say scripture. Finally, Ben, you used to play both.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
The j this.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
I got invited to a lot of Jewish things until
they realized there wasn't Jewish stopped inviting me.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yes, we're gonna go with that Jewish. It's great to
be an honorary member of the tribe. Dude, no questions? Awesome, correct,
good people, Hey, that's tough.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Number nine sixteen thousand dollars question, with stops in Maui
and cal Samui. Four Seasons offers a jet setting tour
inspired by locations featured in What TV series The Last
of Us, Succession, The Bear, the White Lotus, White Lotus.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Final answer, bam, oh are you right answer?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm scared now.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
I know it's not the Bear, not succession, and I
know it's not lasting. It is the white loads. I
questioned myself, Okay, we would like to just take our
money now. And one this is the next threshold question
thirty two thousand dollars. Prince wrote the hit song nineteen
ninety nine after watching a documentary about what historic figure? Hey,

(23:43):
no stra Domus v resputant c Plato d Charlemagne.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I believe it's Nostra domis. Yeah, because that's time based, right.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
There was a documentary about him called The Man Who
Saw Tomorrow that was hosted by Orson Wells. So the
idea is that we're going to party like it's nineteen
ninety nine, meaning there is snow tomorrow right there, we're
going out. There were prophecies talked about in that movie
about nineteen ninety nine being the end of it.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Correct, mister Domas who we would now like to take
our money?

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Yeah, and let it ride on one hand of black
jacket the Chokdaw Sino and Resort in Durant, Oklahoma, where
we're going to be tomorrow from three to six.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Ye wait number eleven five questions to go?

Speaker 10 (24:24):
Oh my, which of these acclaimed novels is the only
one that was originally written in English? A Around the
World in eighty days? Be All Quiet on the Western
Front See a Passage to India, or De Love and
the Time of Kolera Colera cholera idhl L.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
I think we should be allowed to answer, and if
we get one wrong, our Hail Mary is to call
somebody and they have to answer and get it. And
that's our one chance if we get it wrong. Did
Matt Damon use any lifelines?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I don't know much. I have no I we had
to right. Well, I'll tell you the twist at the end.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
But okay, okay, So to the question, okay, So the
only one of those novels was written in only English initially? Yeah,
would one if you like to use you can't trade
in your your phone a friend for a fifty to
fifty Ooh, if you'd like to know that, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Let's do a fifty to fifty. Who's going to use it?
I'll use mine? Okay? All right?

Speaker 10 (25:24):
Which one of these novels is the only one that
was originally written in English? And what's remaining is a
passage to India and Love in the time of cholera?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Okay, got rid of the one I thought it was.
I think passage to India would be weird, and so
that's probably that's probably it?

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, I never think no, I think.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
It is a passage to India because it's a British
person going to a calonized land.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, I do too? Final answer, yes, correct? Two lifelines remaining?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Oh boy?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
And a popular Spanish New Year's Eve tradition, revelers attempt
to eat and swallow twelve of which food before the
midnight bell tolls twelve times A pimentos, B grapes, cnchovies
D hazel nuts.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
What hell?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I need to repeat this? Repeat this? Then use your
fifty to fifty yeahs fifty to fifty. Also, go ahead
and give.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Me two Spanish New Year's Eve tradition, you attempt to
eat and swallow twelve of which food before the midnight
bell tolls twelve times.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
You're using a fifty to fifty on that. Yes, grapes
and hazel nuts. Is what's left? Is one of those?
Inherently more Spanish. That's a good question.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
Well, grapes are so prominent with wine, so I think
it's grapes. Yeah, yeah, I think it's grapes.

Speaker 10 (26:35):
Grape I could tell you yes. Final answer. Who takes
part in this every year?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Die from that.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
We got a big old nut joke. We'd like to
take our money now and then be in the next avatar.
Believe to help them believe, to help them conserve energy.
Vertical sleeping is a unique behavior exhibited by which of
these animal bats sperm well b the camel, see the
Canadian goose, de the ringtail, the lemur lemer.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Wait.

Speaker 10 (27:07):
Also, you can ask the audience, I don't think which
I have the results of that.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Canadian goose, I don't think. I think old geese would
be the same, so it wouldn't be a Canadian goose. Okay, right, yeah,
a whale. Maybe the whale sleeps in water vertically. And
what are the others?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
A camel and a lemur?

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Okay, I don't know about a lemur, but I I
don't camels get down and like rest. Yeah he's right,
Ben's right, So I don't think they stand up and
put all that first.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah, it would be whale or lemur. Limur makes me
think of possum, like there. They have to be closely related.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Whales.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
They they could sleep vertically because they just huge, little wiener.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's a picture of a whale wiener the other day?
Would you would one?

Speaker 10 (27:48):
Have you got to sacrifice your lifeline for a nasty audience?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yes, I'll do mine again.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
The audience said on this a fifty seven percent, that'd
be the sperm whale. Were they right they think it's
a sperm?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Was the audience pleased with the results?

Speaker 10 (28:02):
B was thirteen percent for the camel, eight percent for
the goose, twenty two percent for the lemur.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Okay, ghosts you want to go spermwell, yeah, yeah, we'll
take the sperm shark sperm whale.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Correct, Yes, we get it.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Now there's two left. You want to do it on
the other side. Do it next before they get got
that's all coming your way next. Don't miss the fiery
conclusion to this game. We are smack dab in the
middle and actually in the fourth quarter. Two minute warning
here of an incredible game show. Are any of us
smarter than Matt Damon? We got the gig guy coming up,
we got some sports coming up. But now back to Kevin.

(28:36):
All right, So two questions to go and celebrity who
wants to be a millionaire and win Matt Damon's money.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I just waited till a third segment to do that.

Speaker 10 (28:48):
Davin won it all last night. And there's a twist
I'll tell you at the end Question fourteen. You guys
are perfect, So our one lifeline remaining. The twist is
he sees dead people. He does see dead people. He
sees Haley Joel Lossman, with another career path already established.
Who got his first taste of the entertainment world when
he entered a Steve Martin lookalike contest? Doctor Oz, Jerry Springer,

(29:14):
Bill Nye, the Science Guy or Anthony Bourdain.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Do we have Christina's fifty to fifty?

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Yeah, yep? Or you can call a stranger. Do any
of those look like Bill Steve Martin to you, guys,
I don't know what Bill Nye the science guy looks like.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Not really. Okay, well, let's think about this.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
Let's think about the age in which some of these
people would have their first break, and Steve Martin was
super relevant that there would be a lookalike contest. H
I think a Steve Martin looked like contest would be
the late seventies, with another career path already established, who
got his first taste of the entertainment world when he
entered a Steve Martin look like. It's either Springer Bourdain? Okay,

(29:58):
fifty Well, let's hold on. What are the choices again,
Doctor Oz, Jerry Springer, Bill Ny the science guy.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
You know Anthony Bourdain.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
It might be Bill ny the science guy, because he
was headed down the path of science.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Let's do it. Let's do it.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Okay, it was a guy headed down the path. Uh, Christina,
you want to use your fifty to fifty.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, let's do it, all right.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
That'll get rid of Anthony Bourdain and doctor Oz. So
it's either Jerry Springer or Bill ny the science guy.
It's got to be Bill ny the science guy. Yeah,
I would agree that he looks more like Steve Martin
than Jerry Springer does. I'll say that, Okay, you play
the man now? Is he doing that on purpose to
screw us up because we're defeating his game? I think

(30:42):
he's disappointed that we didn't get all that Avatar money,
so I bet that he wants us to win.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah, that's correct, Bill n.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Huge.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
No lifeline remaining.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
Oh, we'll see about that now before I ask to
ask you the last question in which even won a
million dollars. Yep, you guys not have any lifelines. I'd
like to tell you I've been leaving out something this
entire time.

Speaker 10 (31:05):
But Sat Damon's partner on Celebrity Who Wants to Be
a Millionaire last night was Ken Jennings.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
What that's the Jeopardy guy?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Seeing the promo and I totally forgot.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
About it, proving my point that Matt Damon doesn't know much. No,
you don't go to a contest with the smartest guy.
You're smart on your own.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
He'll go into on those chalkboards and finish the questions
and stuff like he knows how to pick a side.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Man, that's his He picked Affleck. Look at what it did.
They got an Academy Award for a movie they probably
didn't really right well, And then he picked cam Jennings.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
I will say that they had a fifty to fifty
left and used it on the last question. You guys
do not have that privilege.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I think we do. Here's the final question.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
Which of these words is often used to describe one
of the most beautiful Oh sorry, I'm sorry, I got
ahead of myself beautiful words. Which of these words is
often used to describe one of the most beautiful auditory
effects on Earth, the sound made by the leaves of
trees when wind blows through them. Would that be a pricidy,

(32:10):
petrocore csurus?

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Are you ammonia?

Speaker 7 (32:16):
That's not fair because you're not pronouncing these words right.
I know all these words when I hear them, pronounce
properly language. This is the hardest question in the history
of questions. I think this language is a bitchs was
was se We'd like to call apricidy, petrishor cesaurus?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Or you ammonia. I'd like to call freak Jesus him up.
That third one is a dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
They do kind of sound like dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I think acidy is the word that sounds like a
slang term.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yeah, I have.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
I'm absolutely But if you had to guess a letter, okay,
so what are the first letters B, petricore, Cesaurus, D
you'd ammonia.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I guess ceesaurus? What a dinosaur? I think it's absolutely
the one that it's not.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
I don't know anything. I don't I don't have any
of these words. But I'm gonna trust Christina. Are you
I trust Christina. I gonna trust women whatever. This is
the first time ever I think women are worthy of
taking guesses in game shows.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm going to back her. I got you. I don't
believe her.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Trum you can't like sall that stuff you didn't mean,
and then say I'm gonna back her.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
A total guest ben so I could be no, I
trust you. Okay, it's your call, Christina.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh my god, you're gonna leave it up to me.
We are okay, sure see final answer. Final answer.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
I will tell you that apricidy is incorrect. Go away, B,
petrocore can go away, ce cesareus or d youd ammonia.
The gig guy come up at four thirty four today,
Tea is it. Christina been in skin for Matt Damon

(34:08):
and Ken Jennings one million dollars are saying C cesorus.
I'll tell you that Ken felt very good about C. Yeah,
but Matt Damon was like, we got to use the
fifty to fifty main he's working on a new character.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, he's in the new Cheach and Shong movie. See
final answer csorus and it is.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Great.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, rushing down.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Only think I thought I was in Spanish to whisper.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
It's close to that. Yeah, So that's exactly why.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yay.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Yeah, she travels the world, you know what I'm saying.
And you guys thought it was crazy for trust a woman,
Yes I did. All right, So what charity will we
be donating your winnings to?

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
We're keeping it all all right, coming about money for women.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Coming up next, We've got shoddy audio, we got more
camp fights at Cowboys training camp and Kat endorses somebody
and it shocks us.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
All that's coming up next.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
Around the sports ktdas all the sports.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
Yea, all right, So we've talked a little bit about
the Pointer Sisters Big Week because Jerry said that's the
song that he would play on the practice playlist slow
Hand by the Pointer Sisters.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
So I guess Jerry requested that that get played. So
here's Shoddy's press conference yesterday. You're going about forty five
seconds and maybe you'll hear some of the media do
a Lots are made about.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
The energy at practice, and certainly the loud music supports that.
But how does slow Hand by the Pointer git into that?

Speaker 9 (35:55):
Well, if you notice where I put it, it was
very well thought out, very calculated, and it was during
a special teams walk through. I did get some looks
by the guys and I just kind of did the
you know, it wasn't my request. And of course Pointer Sisters, Baby,
I like the faster paced Pointersters. I'm gonna be honest, like,
I'm so excited. I like that one, you know, and
I just can't that's my probably favorite Pointer Sister song.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
But it was solid, solid choice someone from very high up,
extremely high, very high up.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
But it was played at the right time because of
special teams walk through.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
All right. So it's weird because these are all questions
that had never been asked to. Mike McCarthy didn't out
of this nonsense.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
Mike McCarthy will smash a water melon, which I would
argue might be more non sets goal than your head
coach singing the Pointer Sister song.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
But like I mean, it's weird mojo moment. It's a
little it's just a little different vibe.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Does he drill a hole in the watermelon before he
smashes it?

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Because this everybody loves shoddy.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
There's this amazing rapport And McCarthy was like no nonsense
and was defensive.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
And McCarthy's just open book.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
Is he's a little more close to the vest and shot.
He's why to ask me anything. I want my guys
loving each other. I'm gonna you know, and you.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Know who knows it might all be upfront, but you don't.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
You don't want to try to have fun with someone
who's not likable, you know what I'm saying, Like it's
a waste of time to do something fun with someone
who's not likable.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Not gonna go along with it? Like you just all right,
this is a waste time. I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
But you know you ask you if you know someone's
gonna give you something fun, you go along with Carlisle.
You could never do that with Rick Carlisle.

Speaker 10 (37:34):
No, I mean did we We had him on to
pick some games one time and he him he crept
on that it's a long time ago. But he's not
a good he's not what a good plan, what a
good but what thought out felt fine at the time.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
You can't play fire ants pants for him. But there's
a lot of shoddy stuff that is that is going
to follow him no matter what. And it is he
hasn't been a head coach. It was not a big
higher compared to other names that were tossed around his dad.
You know, there's so many things that are involved that
can make you just kind of not take him seriously.

(38:08):
And because he's talking about stuff that pretty much no
head coach would do. A head coach singing a point
her sister song in a press conference is not gonna happen.
But then this is where I'm kind of like following
this very closely, is they had another fight yesterday at camp.
Who fucked well one guy's his last name is Cornelius
so and Johnny Cornelis'm not gonna be around here no more.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Uh either way is offensive linemen.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
But they had to talk last week about the next
guy that throws a punch, like, dude, no, you're getting out.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
So Cornelia Cornelius got thrown out of practice, did he?

Speaker 7 (38:42):
So he stopped everything in the middle of another fight
where he had told him stop fighting.

Speaker 10 (38:47):
He told them last week, and it happened again. Because
these guys have to turn it off. I mean, it's football,
is weird, but like, we have to get up to
the line and then turn it off. And then he
made him start running gassers, which don't see that in
the NFL.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Dude, that's high school stuff, middle school, high school. Absolutely
all right, you guys are cooping off. Get out there
and run sprints. After a trip to Poncho's Ceedee.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
Lamb was talking about it. How is the first time
he's had to run like gas or run lines in forever?
Did he make the coaches run too? Did I see
that somewhere?

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (39:20):
That'd be great if he did, but probably more me
being fooled by the internet. You might be getting fooled
by the internet, but don't I don't know that much.
But so I'm sitting here going okay. So is that
we can have fun at a press conference, but we
can also be disciplinearing guy, do you know who led
the NFL and penalties last year? Dallas Cowboys. You're damn
right they did. McCarthy doesn't coach. Oh, it's Parcelson doesn't

(39:42):
coach penalties. Well, McCarthy sitting said the same thing, Rdie, Yeah,
I can't remember now.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I take every play. I remember that one.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
There's so many and a lot of offensive line stuff
that is.

Speaker 10 (39:53):
Such a huge sign of a well coached team or
not so if he's got the ability to crack the
whip and start being like a hard ass while also
like I don't know, man, it's very strange to me
and I nothing matters until he's calling plays right Ceedee,
Lamb's talking about their offense and he's like, I'm open
on every play in this offense, Bro, He's talking about
motion on every play.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Heard people talking about motion.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
I heard people breaking down like in the past, Like
in the past couple of years have had like eight
to twelve percent motion pre snap, and now they're at
like ninety six percent. Like there's multiple motions before the
ball is snapped on like every play. It's beautiful. If
this is going to continue now, it might not. It
might just be one of those things. You have to
have a deep playbook here. You also have to be

(40:37):
disciplined on the penalties to your initial point. Here's last
thing to hear is what CEEDI said. Throughout the years
of us being here, Talent was never the problem for us.
It's discipline. How do we get ahead and not behind?
How do we not shoot ourselves in the foot? How
do we not hurt ourselves?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
That is something that I'm thinking.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
If that's turning, then I feel very good and I
will smash the over seven and a half.

Speaker 7 (40:57):
Oh, smash the over. Let's go right there. It is
KT is officially a shoddy guy. Coming up next.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
It's the gig guy. All the shows you need to
know about that are coming to town. Shot good guy.

Speaker 10 (41:27):
Don't know lama plos this tonight, Yes, in Chicago, and
if you want to watch it, the four day Festival
will be happening on Hulu all weekend long.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh cool, I will say. Not a lot of eagle
type bands on there.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
It's Cage the Elephant will be playing one of these nights.
Corn Corn, I didn't see a ton but it's some
of those things.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
You look at the thing, you go, man, I'm old
because they used to know every band on the bill,
and then you're like, oh my god, is.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Corn the only band that's just named after a vegetable?
I mean, is there a band called tomato? The closest
probably is the German band and because of canned vegetables.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, that's not even that close. It's like car meat loaf,
ah because it's got tomatoes. Is that a band or
a guy? Point the guy?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
And I think Cream used to have corn after their name.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
But Eric Clapton was like, na, man, Yeah, what if
Cream and Corn played together?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
He's so good, so delicious.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
There was that one guy Brock only but he was
a guy Brock and got his music sucked.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
And the gig Guide is off to a great start, amazing.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Tonight at Club Dot it's Kyle Mooney and I'm gonna
play you one of his hit songs off his last album,
You guys ready for this God?

Speaker 8 (42:41):
And the gadget is nature. Put down your phone, Yeah,
turn off the TV. Everyone's lost and technology computer screen
all see, let's power down digital society.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
My circuits. Okay, I can't control your life any Kyle
Mooney's gonna out. I'm pretty sure that'll get it for you. Guys,
I think I had.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
A friend go see him Tuesday, Monday night. Is this
his first night here at Club Dotta?

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Now he's been doing it, he's been on a tour.
But yeah, I know he's tonight. Okay, he played in
Austin or maybe they saw him somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Maybe maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I'll ask I like that. You are you confused that
whether or not they're your friend or whether or not
they saw him.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well, no, they definitely saw him, because I remember her
telling me how weird it is that Kyle Mooney is
doing a music tour and playing at Club Dotta. I
think it was insane, so I must have gotten the
dates wrong.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Is he doing like stand up also or song?

Speaker 7 (43:44):
Mainly songs? Because you made a whole album? Would you
have to hear his other hit song blue Car than
anything in the world.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
He's got a nice set of tires and the windows
roll my car, My blue car go as many miles
an hour. Cup holder holds the cup my blue car.
My blue car has a door that opens up automatic locks.
My blue car, My blue car, and the parking break

(44:17):
for when I park up the.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Block my blue car. There we go, My blue car
Blue Car, Blue Car.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Blue Dad. He sure loves you.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
But this is like Dead Milkman or Camper von Beethoven
or one of those kind of eighties.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
That whole album is spectacular, and it's about twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
People walking down deep Elm are going to be highly
confused when they hear him.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (44:42):
I just love how raw it is, no polish to
it whatsoever. Our buddy TC is going to.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
This apparently super nice, and he'll come hang out after
the show to TC or Mooney both. Yeah. Yeah, uh.

Speaker 10 (44:53):
In fact, I would like to let any of cal
Mouney TC picture tonight so I can put it on
a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Are you going I'm not gonna see the Naked Gun?
Choose you choose your battles in this world?

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Yeah, because the Naked Gun will only be playing every
night after Yeah. Well, but the dangers of going to
deepell them, oh right, yo, Hold on though, If you
are going to deep ell them and something breaks out,
Kyle Mooney is jacked, make sure everybody is taken care of.
Tomorrow night, we got the class Clowns at the Kestler.

(45:24):
It's a big comedy show. Six stand up comedians gonna
be some sketches and bits. Doors at seven, showtime at eight.
I've never I've never seen comedy at the Kessler, but
I've thought it would be an incredible venue for that.
I know Ralphie Barbosa's played it before.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, I was there for that the Netflix special. Yeah,
Mike and I are on the front row.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
That's incredible. Yeah, he has a friend who hooked it
up very well. Has that aired yet?

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
So are you actually in it?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yes, you can actually see.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
We didn't.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
We almost have him on the show and then it
didn't work out. He had to cancel and then he
blew up after that. We couldn't get him or something.
Do you remember we did know, We had some friends
that used to dig with him, and then he got
real big.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, oh he got a huge Yeah quick. He's hanging
out with Dave Chappelle.

Speaker 10 (46:08):
Like a week later, saw him at the Twilight Lounge
with Paul Vargeese and Seth Cows and Seth Coles sorry
spelled Cows Wow.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Tomorrow night at Chalktaw it's Jesse Murph. How about that?

Speaker 10 (46:22):
She's also playing south Side Ballroom Saturday night. Let me
just say the Grand Theater at Chalk Taw much better
place to see a show than Southside Ballroom. Not trapping
on south Side Ballroom, but the Grand Theater at Chalktaw
maybe the best.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Damn place to see a show in DFW.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Yeah, you're definitely not taking a shot at another venue
if you say the Grand Theater is better.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, they're going out. Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
And again we always say that about chalk Taw. We
call it DFW because it's just right up the road,
right up the damn road. We'll be there tomorrow, yep.
Oh yeah, we'll be doing our show there tomorrow three
to six. Come see us up the road, just up
the road.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
On the chalk Taw Tip.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
I mean, I have one more to get to, but
the gaslight anthems opening up for the Counting Crows Sunday
at chuck Taw. Oh cool, so one of one of
Dirk's favorite bands, the Counting Crows. Also, I don't have
time for this, but maybe in the in the coming week.
I was thinking about a bird band bracket. There's a
lot of bands that have birds in their names, like
Goose Geese, Counting Crows, the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Birdsy Nighthawks.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Okay, let me back, kid, get me to sixteen because
we could play this thing out. Okay, so one so
any type of bird like black crows, Yeah, all right,
and if Cheryl Crow needs to make it, take it
to sixteen, Tracy Bird the that's fun. Also, weird Al
is tomorrow in Grand Prairie at the Texas Trust See
You Theater.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And My Chemical Romance is at the Gilf on Saturday night.
That was great event, fantastic. I'm gonna reach out and
get a sweet all right.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Coming up next, it's the Today Game, the only segment
of today's show that will not be podcasted.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
You must listen live next. Give me that moves quickie.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Big article in the Fourth Star Telegram recently, and this
might be something we're gonna do today.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Maybe we'll do a little bit tomorrow too. If it's fun,
we'll see.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna pick a number
one through forty five, And the point of the article
was celebrities who have been to Joe T. Garcia's, the
famous Mexican food spot known for their margarita is out
there in Fort Worth.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Randy Galloway, So, uh no, that's not the game, yep.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
So one through forty five we'll talk Christina, because we
should let women go first in this world.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
One through forty five. You pick a clue and I'll
h h.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Let's go Dirk forty one?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Okay? Was guns and Roses at Joe T. Garcia's? Or
was Metallica?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I think Metallica was?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Will you turn my sound?

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Sure? Do you think Metallica was?

Speaker 10 (48:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Oh, guns and Roses spent time at Joe T. Garcia's.
It's how Axl Rose got all fat, didn't laugh that skin.
I will take number sixty three. Forty five would be
the limit. I'll go one, all right, I still wrote
down sixty three.

Speaker 10 (49:06):
Wash your hands regularly with George Straight or fark Carrot's what?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Selena Gomez? I think it's George Straight? Interesting? Selena Gumms
is from here? Yeah, that's why I said George Straight.
That's correct. Play the man.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
Back when she lived here, she was so broke she
couldn't afford to go to Fort Worth and eat Joe T.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Garcia's. How do you know she's broke? Is it part
of her story? Part of her story?

Speaker 8 (49:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Wow, I know, give me the page like you are seven.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
He doesn't know way too much about her.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He always has Tim McGraw or Garth Brooks.

Speaker 7 (49:41):
I bet Tug McGraw's been there. That seems like something
Garth Brooks would do.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
What's that mean? I'm giving it to Garth, given what
to Garth. He's the one who's been It's correct. I
thought I would have had you because Tim McGraw was.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
In one of those Yellowstone spinoffs hanging out in Fort
Worth a lot might scoot in.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I heard Garth Brooks had been there too. I thought
I had you.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
I think there was a suspicious murder that happened right
around the time Garth Brooks was there.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Unrelated, unrelated Christina sixteen sixteen Sweet sixteen.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Elton John or Billy Joel second Billy Joel mentioned of
the day huge man.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
I think Mike watched that documentary speaking.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Of and do they mention Joe T. Garcias. I think
that's in the lyrics. So she's got a way about her.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I would love to just imagining Elton John at Joe t. Oh,
God give me Elton John.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Okay, she got it.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I need a picture of that immediately.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I know, right.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
That's all I would think of this whole time, is
did Joe T. Garcias take the time to take pictures
of all these people. They didn't know who Elton John
was skin twenty one, Eddie Murphy or Randy Quaid.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Randy Quaid.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Correct, Randy Quid. Hey Murphy ain't going to Joe T's cousin.
Eddie is though, and he Uh, I think he had
a job there, Ben Kevin, what clue? Give me the
Danny White?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Help me there? Eleven eleven isn't wrong? Elvis Presley or
Austin Butler.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Oh, that's a great one, thank you. I'm gonna say, uh,
Austin Butler.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
There he put them on. It was Elvis.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Elvis was there.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
You're telling me he died on the toilet there. They
didn't have a picture of Elvis there. He didn't die
on the toilet there, died on a toilet, though it's
literally on his Wikipedia. They did not die on the
toilet at Jo T. Garcia almost died on a toilet.
This colon died on the toilet. That Joe died, almost
died on miny toilet. Still, he finally died on a toilet.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
To gim me the Backstreet Boys or wings like Paul McCartney. Yeah,
that's strange, Backstreet Boys, Paul McCartneys, did Joe T. Garcias Okay,

(52:22):
did Linda eat there?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
She did?

Speaker 7 (52:25):
She was in wings, she played tambourine skin Yep, go ahead,
you know what I will take forty two. Kenny Chesney,
your guy, yes, or your other guy. Jimmy Buffett, Oh man,
I like Jimmy Buffett. Why did that impact you the

(52:45):
way that it did?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
You just remember his death Big Florida.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
There is no doubt that he had some of those
Joe T.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Margarita's Jimmy Buffett, Jimmy Buffett, well known, Margarita Place, hometown
three skin perfect so far, Bence give me the Josh
Hamilton thirty two?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Heres peace? Why did he weigh in there?

Speaker 11 (53:11):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Hugh Jackman or Ryan Reynolds. Give me Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 10 (53:22):
It was Hugh Jackman from Australia. He wanted to try
good Texas. Margarita So skin has three, Christina has one.
Ben has won. And this is a one time offer
that I'm giving you. All these points will transfer over
to Friday when the Happy Hour Margarita Badness Live from
Chalk Talk.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Yeah, okay, fantastic it. Maybe get a security guard to
play with us as well. All right, Coming up next
in the weekly weekday Update, we have unfortunate news that
we're just hearing about a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
This is just three minutes away.

Speaker 7 (53:51):
With Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one the Eagle.
It is time for us to give away those Ice
nine Kills tickets. We have a four pack. They're coming
August twenty fourth out there at Toyota. The first person
using their iHeart app use the talkback feature, leave your name,
your phone number, your email address, and tell us what
famous Fort Worth restaurant where we just talking about. Kat

(54:14):
had a great game of celebrities going to that restaurant.
Name the restaurant out there in Fort Worth, and you
are going to win those tickets.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
All right.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
We have another wayback machine coming up at the bottom
of the hour. We love it whenever Ben goes to
war with a listener. But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Are you excited? Featuring veteran news anchor Kat fun tweets
shout out to Tim Tebow.

Speaker 10 (54:43):
Oh yeah, we've learned that justin Timberlake, who's been lampooned
a little bit on our show over the last week.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
He put the poon in lampooned. He's been diagnosed with
lime disease. Skin l ym is how that's spelled?

Speaker 9 (55:06):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
What the yes? Is that why she called on me?

Speaker 10 (55:10):
The forty four year old singer sort of the crowd's
been singing lately for him. He had a big Instagram
post opening up about how this infection has impacted his life,
causing him a massive amount.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Of nerve pain. This is like when you get bit
by a tick.

Speaker 10 (55:27):
Yeah, tickborn, you get bit by a tick that bacteria
spreads out your body.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
So the reason he's been in the news is because
people are going to his concerts and they're upset that
he's letting the crowd sing the lyrics into some of
his songs. And they're like, man, I didn't pay to
hear all these people.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Sing the song. I want to hear you sing the song.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
So is this tie it into that? Has he been
fighting that and that's why he wasn't wait? Are you
saying that this is a cover up for the bad
reviews of his performances. I think anything's on the table
right now. Because he did say this.

Speaker 10 (56:01):
It's caused him a massive amount of nerve pain and
crazy fatigue or sickness during recent live performances.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Yeah, oh did you guys. I can't remember the name
of the person, but and I can't remember what year
it was. It was probably season three or four of
the Real World, but one of the characters on there
had lime disease and that was the first time I
had ever heard of it, and man, it terrified. I
was like, wait a minute, you can just get bit
by a tick and then that's your situation where you

(56:28):
just lose all your energy. You're miserable. I mean, it's
not a it's a it sucks. It sucks so bad.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Some famous actress or singer who had it not too
long that's who it was.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
But everyone thought she was already dead, right remember that.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 10 (56:48):
There's some others at Shania Twain has had lime disease,
can't it like stay with you forever. She was riding
a horse and got bit by a tick. So if
the tick has lime disease, bite you boom.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah. She said that she was having little blackouts. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Uh, and that's kind of what he's saying, not blackouts necessarily.

Speaker 10 (57:10):
But he was like when I first got it, I didn't,
I was I was shocked, but I couldn't finally understand
why I would be on stage in a massive amount
of nerve pain or feeling crazy fatigue or sickness.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (57:23):
So I was faced with the personal decision do I
stop touring or I keep going and figure it out?
So he got bit by a tick somehow, You guys, uh,
you don't get checked for ticks. They're so small they
just land on you. And if they happen to be
carrying anybody get lime disease. I saw something on my
shirt yesterday when I was doing a lot of like

(57:46):
good yard work. There's a little bug on my shirt, right.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I noticed when I was whizzing. Yeah, and you're kind
of known for tiny tick. So I'm whizzing. Wait huh no,
I mean yeah, you talk about my nark.

Speaker 10 (58:01):
It is an odd disease that we should all be
creating more awareness for.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
It's a strange tick.

Speaker 10 (58:06):
It's so so I'm sitting there going, okay, well, I'm
we we in right now. And for me, I gotta
have I gotta go two hands because fire hose. So
I'm trying to be careful because what if the tick
falls down onto my wien? But then I got it,
and I kind of investigated as much as I could.

(58:27):
I couldn't really tell if it was a tick or not.
You know, I got it in the kleenexen.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
It was a crab.

Speaker 10 (58:35):
Now what the real The real party was when I
had to go and buy the wasp spray because I
was clearing out some trees.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Oh my, I went to town. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (58:47):
I mean, look, I'm not a big favorite, a big
fan of killing wildlife, but wasps, yellow jackets, they can
go right yeah, death hornets.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Oh, it's so funny to shoot that thing. You played
a riff on it. Yeah, shoots like twenty feet straight line.
It was wonderful. That is a fun thing to play
with your friend's wasp spray tag spy.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Have you guys ever seen the social media of a
guy who just grabs a horn's nest to get rid
of it.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
He grabs it and then eats it. What you guys
haven't seen that? No, he sounds like a thing Ben
would watch. You guys aren't good at social media.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Oh, it sounds awful.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It's great. You want to see it? No, I don't
think you can ask her? Do you want to see it?
He says that in the HR guidelines. Amy Schumer had
lime disease. Alec Baldl had lime disease, bieber headlme disease.

Speaker 7 (59:34):
Avril Levine as we mentioned, or Ben Stiller had lime disease,
but that he said he got it in Nantucket.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
So you probably have no idea when it bites you, right,
you just start having the symptoms.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
Yeah, he said. With Ben Steeler, he said his knee
got inflamed. He could figure it out, and they went
to check it out and they're like, oh, yeah, you've
got lime disease.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
He's good. Now, not a big deal.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Good.

Speaker 10 (59:54):
Kelly Osborne had it, by the way, yep, so sadah.
The Osborne family just cry so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
It sucks. Oh it was just awful. I didn't think
we were going to see that. All right, Kevin, thank
you for that high note things on co front coming
this weekend. Celebrity with the disease. Almost they're just driving
the ditch right, un controllable crying. Yeah, it's time to
go into the bit in schedule waybug Masie, damn straight homie.

Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
This one is uh, only a few things is going
to play from the past, but this has been on
the phone with a caller during a.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
Segment back in the day. And this is a long ago,
I would say, post to ten years. But the collar
was kind of not really taking things anywhere. So Ben
stepped in to kind of, uh, get us going somewhere interested.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I laughed once he told me that, you know, but
that was growth.

Speaker 12 (01:00:54):
Like I said, I don't have nothing to gift home
on what he's say. He said, yeah, I know it's
not right because I don't have two dads.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
So what you say and what you say to that?

Speaker 12 (01:01:03):
And then I told him, well, yeah, because a woman
is the only other person, the only person in this
one who can reproduce.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
And so what he say that? What did he? How
did he respond when you told him that?

Speaker 12 (01:01:12):
And basically he just kind of was like, well, yeah,
I'm gonna get me a wife one day. And so
what you say, I'm gonna get a husband?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
What did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
And I told him, damn right? What he say? He
just laughs? But you know, I told him, damn right,
you're gonna get married to a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
And what he said? What he said when you told
him that?

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
I mean, he just all he could do is laugh
and he was like, I'll never do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
And what you said? What did you say when he
told you that?

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
I basically told him I don't ever want to see
you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
And what he say? How did he respond?

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
I won't?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I mean what you say when he said I won't get?
And what did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
And then what did I say after that? Yeah, that
was pretty much in the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Then what y'all do? What y'all don going anywhere? That
story you got him in the matrix is a story
about reproduction.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
What was he?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
What we were talking about?

Speaker 13 (01:02:09):
God?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
We don't really take calls anymore, but we did that
back in the day so much, and sometimes it would
pay off, sometimes it wouldn't. I think the weirdest ones
we were at Live one O five to three and
that lady called in and said she managed a hotel. Yeah,
and she was having an affair with her boss at
the hotel, and she was just telling the story on
the air. I'm like, this is going out on one

(01:02:30):
hundred thousand what transmitters? She goes, Oh, no one knows
what hotel. She goes, it's over by uh, it's over
by uh love Field. We're like, there's not that many
hotels over there.

Speaker 10 (01:02:41):
Like what She's like, it's not like I'm with the
guy at a Coldplay concert, say anniversary also of a
classic billiards fart. You don't see a lot of billiards,
but when you do see it on TV, you know,
it usually means there's other things on in the primetime
spots on ESPN. Everyone else is watching football right now,

(01:03:01):
but here's some billiards. But this is a big shot
coming up here. And this happened.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
At a noise in the crowd there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
What that sounded like?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
It It sounded a bit strange.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
It's saddle no, please, thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:03:23):
This is a really important part of the match because
after potting that yellow, I mean, it's just something you
look up to the comedy bottle a little smile. But
this now there's there's twenty eight points behind, and in
some ways you.

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
I just love that they can't They're trying to hold
back the laugh. It's like the Scottie Shuffeur part exactly
like that. Here's the isolated.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
That sounds like an animal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Did they leaned up for that one?

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Billiards, though, you're like, it's a tough spot. You gotta
get on the corner of the table and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Like Okay, I thought it was someone in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Okay, it could be.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
They did say it came from the crowd, but they
might have been protecting a billiard's play.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
But would you could you do that to throw someone off?

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
It's just like you're not supposed to make noise on
a t box when a guy's about to hit it ceball.
If you just rip one, that's great tactical warfare to
fart when a guy's in his back, simm I can't
tell you how many times I've been ready to hit
a golf ball and then they off in the distance,
some dumb cow news.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Why does that happen? That's great though, That's was wonderful.
Go on, now.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
The Scottie Scheffler fart too kind of sounded a little
bit like that. He admitted to that, right, he did
admit to.

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
It, And I'm proud of him for doing that, because
we're starting to see he's got a lot of personality
pretty great in the in Happy Gilmore too as well.
People are talking about his performance a lot because he's
uh they are.

Speaker 11 (01:04:57):
Here's here's his part Sheffler. Okay, pretty good, dude, this
was such pent up?

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
Was that you He's like, yeah, I mean, I'm out
there six hours. I'm gonna be fartened up. Of course,
how was his t shot?

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
That's great. It was right in the middle of fairway. Yeah,
that was the approach shot. It's also the anniversary.

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
At the time, we were at training camp and we
were hanging out with our friends in the NFL network,
Jane Slater, and then you know, she had a big
report that went viral.

Speaker 13 (01:05:40):
Coach Jason Garrett says he's dealing with back stiffness and
they're being careful with them on clearfield practice Thursday or
what his availability will be this weekend. If you'll remember
last year, he was dealing with a bulging disc issue
rather in his lower back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Amazing that it's her and that it's that player and
it's the injury. It's just too good Witch. That was
what five or six seven years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:06:05):
Now that Tyler Guidan's been hurt, if Tyron Smith has
recovered from his bulging disc.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Then why not give him a call? I would.

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
I know he just retired, but uh, you know it's
not you didn't try to play last year. Usually when
guys retire, they stay working out. Tyran's definitely worked out
all right, All right, there you have at the wayback
machine always delivers coming up and there it is just
over three minutes we'll have the Wildlife News. A terrifying
warning for Texans, do not miss this three minutes away

(01:06:35):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Right now it's time for.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
This, well, the wild life too, the wild life U.

Speaker 10 (01:07:31):
Across the United States in California, Colorado, Kansas, New Mexico, Oklahoma,
and Texas. Be on the lookout for hordes of tarantulas
coming soon your ways.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Hordes of them. Horse hoards, hoares with a hard ds hoards.
Oh yeah, is this the mating season thing that always happens?
This always happens.

Speaker 10 (01:07:56):
I feel like every time I think I haven't heard
many tranchulists to I hear every year the translas get
horny and they come out.

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
It is horny trantula's out there on the prow looking
to bang. It is mating season for these freaks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
They're aggressive to stay away from. How do you know,
just assuming you've been at a bar and some transllor
comes down he want to be around.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (01:08:19):
So May is turtle mating month and you saw I
saw so many turtles on the road. It's crazy in
the road.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yeah, road tripping to go bang.

Speaker 10 (01:08:29):
Oh no, Like I went home to see my parents
are like literally on the lass, like I can't believe
what's going on. I think I tweeted about it and
the listener is like, yeah, it's turtle mating.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Month, and I was like, oh, that seems they seem
like they'd have the hardest time mating of anyone in
the wildlife universe. Is hard to have, but we how
do they do it? Hard to crack that shell? I
mean they've got like this huge protective helmet over their
whole thing. Yeah, well they only are they one of
those that are even as a male? There genitals is
just like a spot on them. What other than oh,

(01:09:00):
here and tell me everyone knows what a turtle peen
looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
You're like a gator.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
You're terrible with animal anatomy. I'm gonna search that way.
She's right like a gator. Yeah, an alligator doesn't have
an alligator peener?

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
What do they have?

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
It's got their little the old spot and their scales
on the bottom. Is that what they Yeah? Where do
they put it on the tail?

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
Turtle pens, like those of many reptiles, are internal and
become external only during copulation. They are typically large and
proportionately sized to the turtle and are good for them,
and are often described as being surprisingly long. The unit
is a hydraulic organ, meaning it inflates with fluid during

(01:09:42):
a rouse, so.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
It's like a water balloon. That's what literally goes back
inside him. That's why he's making that sound. Can I
hear that sound again?

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Turtle and he's more air.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
It sounds like me laughing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
You see what I'm saying With the turtles, this guy
who's an environmental scientist you can believe in. He says,
if you're lucky enough, you can see them in hordes
crossing the roads at certain times of the year, which
is now apparently this is the translas.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Are the turtles? Yeah, the trantlis Yeah what yeah, if.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
You're lucky, you can see that that's traumatized. Well, you
know these environmental scientists, they love every animal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Showed me a turtle dog. Come on, Ernie, that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
It's kind of falling out of his you know, kind
of like uh when your dog when you can see
the red thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Yeah, kind of like that as well. You showed that
it's very garden hose. There's nuts with Transela's. You know,
they don't want to be picked up, So don't go
do that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Ben like Chris Arnold pick them up. You can just
compare to Trancela to Verne Royer say don't pick them up.
Chris is like, let me pick up this tarantula.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
You specifically gave you instructions not to lift him. Is
your real name Vernet?

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I uh, And I see people fearless with tarantulas.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
They do they can jump, and they do have these
razor sharp beaks, and they can't bite you and inflict pain.
It's not toxic or poisonous. Yeah, sometimes Skin tried to
pick one up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Remember that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
It's wild transula. I was like, bro, I'm on a
rock station. Yeah, live on the edge here, I'm gonna
grab this fuzzy spider. Yeah you didn't, but you were
instructed by Gary Spiders that it was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
He gives really good advice, like I think. Yeah, that's
what they say is they're they're fine. They just don't
want to be bothered and it is mating season for them.

Speaker 10 (01:11:53):
So I didn't want to freak anyone outcause I know
some people are terrified of spiders and things like that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
What is your favorite mating season, Kevin, That t our turtles? Yeah, yeah,
probably spring break? Two spring breaks pretty good back in
the day.

Speaker 10 (01:12:06):
I would imagine I never really did a big spring
break go to the beach and get hammered, binge drinking trip.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
I am sure you guys did, because you guys, we
didn't have to go to school your senior year high school.
We did junior and senior year. I don't understand y'all's life.

Speaker 7 (01:12:20):
I don't man mean, Christina would have been scolded, maybe
even burned Salem witch witch trial style. If we have
snuck off the spring break without telling anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
You guys went to Witchita Falls. He we did, I did.
It would have been quite a hole for Christina and
Crandle Dru. Yeah, but she jes that really was like
we go, we can go to the movies. We have
the ball.

Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
Yes, that happened there, you go, Good luck, Trantulus. Other
story would have to hear some adio raccoon attack. The
lady will hear this.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Now this story it plays out, but listen to it
towards the end. Here it's about forty second. Listen towards
the end to see if anything catches your eye about
how she treated this.

Speaker 15 (01:13:05):
A Massachusetts woman is recovering after a terrifying raccoon attack
right outside her home. Catherine says she was letting her
dogs out early Saturday morning when a raccoon jumped at her.
It clawed her face scratched her arms, noded her hands
and legs while she desperately fought it off.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Flew at me from several different directions. All I could
do was scream, help me, help me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I think I had to been rabbing.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (01:13:29):
Catherine believes the raccoon was eating from the compost bin
on her deck, so yesterday she spread coyote urine across
her garden.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
It keep the raccoons away. She is expected to make
a full recovery.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
You know, she just had her windex bottle of Macaotiy.
You have to stand up a coyote and kind of
walk it around while it's whizzing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Why is there? What is that a normal thing up there?

Speaker 7 (01:13:51):
Well, that's not what really stuck out to me. So
it flew at her from several different angles. So it
approached her, attack to than retreated, then attacked again, then retreated,
then attacked again.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
And also she said she was letting her dogs out,
and her dogs didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
They don't like her.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
They hate raccoons.

Speaker 10 (01:14:10):
I'll just say I would love to take part in
the skepticism of the reporting here.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (01:14:17):
But I had for about a year living in one
shoddy part of the village when I lived in a
lot of parts of it. Boy, they had I mean
you couldn't go outside in the over nine hours because
there was a gang of raccoons outside this trash can
and they would climb up the trees and they were terrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
Yeah, they really were. Like I was like, I don't
want to go out there because they were like they're jerks.
They were jerks, and they they kind of look like
when there's more of them than there are of you.
You're sitting there going, I know they're little, but what
if they all at once decide they're faster than me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Yeah, then I'm then I'm come for were they like
smoking and have pocket knives out or something? Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Well, you see, yeah they're fast than me. They do commentary,
No you can't.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
Yeah, you'll see they do social media at ninety they
do all look like Cookie Crook.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
You know what I'm saying. Watching by Johnson.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah, uh got a cougar story though.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
Ben, this is my story. Finally something interesting. Even looking
at Turtle Peans for the last time.

Speaker 10 (01:15:27):
Uh, what's great about this too is there's a site.
You know, there's always links in the in the story
and click on something else. The side story if this
one wasn't good enough for you, it's this hot tub
hangout crashed by wild cougar.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
That's not the lead. That's a story from seven years ago,
but they linked it here for you. Good uh.

Speaker 10 (01:15:42):
A man that suffered minor injuries after fending off a
cougar attack by punching the animal in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Punched a cougar out there Vancouver. He was working.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
He lived in Vancougar, Yeah, in Vancougar, and he was
up there working near the lake and the animal approached
him and swiped at his upper body. He told the
police that he punched the cougar in the face and
the animal didn't disengage.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
But here's what they do say.

Speaker 10 (01:16:11):
They say, look, if you run across a mountain, lion
or a cougar in the wild, not necessarily about app
but a mountaine or a cougar, they say, never played dead,
because they will go go to town on you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
The cougar will go.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Just starting up, Kobe y ashy h Man, I just
watched I started watching the show about this on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Cougarman cougar fights. It's called hunting Wives. Okay, I've heard
about this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
It's gonna say Real Housewives.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
It is good. It's not a lot of good TV
happening right now. This is what you're looking for.

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
If this is your category, I can tell if this
is your category, you are gonna freaking love it. Okay,
there's there's some good people in the cast here, Britney Snow. Yes,
Oh so it's a fictional thing. It's not like a
reality show. Oh no, it's not. It's it's a drama.
It's based on a book. But yeah, the main star
of it is, is it Melon Malin Ackerman The Heartbreak Kid? Yeah,

(01:17:18):
and she was in Yeah, she was in The Heartbreak Kid.
And she was in Couples Therapy Vaughn's Wife and okay, yeah,
and then Britney Snow, who of course was in what
is that called the Acapella Seria and dude, you see
a lot of them. I'll just say that movies.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
We will talk about those things tomorrow as we will
be on the road at the Chalk Talk Casino and
Resort and Durant, Oklahoma. I'll never forget the time KT
looked at Cougar Dead and it's cougar eye and he.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Said, burn my tongue on a Texas twinkie. That was
not good advice.

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
Christina, you want to play some music, I do all right.
Stick around Christine's got all the tunes. Next right here
on the Eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
There you going, well, I'm gonna get my sock bag
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