Full Show: May 1, 2025

Here's Thursday's show featuring a big look ahead to tomorrow's show at Fortunate Son in Garland, plus the April 2025 clips of the month, and so much more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
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I'm on a hang out with my friends, rocking on
the radio. My boy Skins talking on the radio.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's time to do this, Walkskin. All we go, KT
Christine up all up on our radio.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Ah, Yes, Happy Thursday, everybody. It's the world famous Ben
and Skin Show. Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin Kevin,
Gatie Turner, and Christina k Ray little baby corn Bread Ray.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
And we're all hands on deck, excited to be here today.
There's a new fart in that intro.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. You'll have
to tune in tomorrow to see if you hear it.
Where are we going to be tomorrow to hear it?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
We have a very big remote broadcast we're doing our
show tomorrow from Fortunate Sun in Garland. This is one
of the most popular and just exciting and just trending
pizza joints in DFW. Because Portnoy from Barstool went there
and gave it a review and just gave him this

(01:41):
huge review. It was already buzzing prior to that, obviously. Yeah,
I don't think a lot of places in Dallas do
the New Haven style p Yeah. Yeah, and they're certainly
the ones that are making the biggest name for themselves
and so man, it is just so wildly popular. People
love it. I'm so excited. This will be my first
time to go. But we're doing our show from the
tomorrow from three to six so Friday in Garland at

(02:03):
Fortunate Sun. But we're there for a piece of sports history.
Our friends at USL Dallas. It's a professional soccer league.
They're launching a new franchise here and so all they've
been able to call the team until now.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Is USL Dallas. Yeah, but tomorrow they'll have a name.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We will announce the name and so it's Crest and
in soccer. So imagine if like you want to come
join us, because it's going to be a fun way
to start your Friday. The pizza is good, the beer
is gonna be flown, the laughs will be everywhere. We'll
have a great time. But you also get a piece
of history by being there.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's just kind of cool to know that you were
there on the day that's something big like that happened. Yeah,
and it will be a big deal. We're very excited.
We know the folks behind it, and we know them.
It's going to be cool. Now let me ask you,
have you ever even been to downtown Garland?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
One four seven. So we grew up in Richardson. Richardson
and Garland, huge rivalry. Jupiter Road divides us and that's
why it might as well be a massive wall there.
It was like the Hatfield and the McCoy, except it
was the Richardson in the Garland.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
So where is it in Garland?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay? I'm going to pull up the cross section right now,
so everybody knows. Do you got kt? Do you know
the cross streets of downtown Garland off the top of
your off the top of my head?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Okay? Is it by Josie Records where we were?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, it's it's not that far from it, but okay,
so technically it is main Street in Garland and.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Fifth Avenue is where Fortunate signs.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
We should have guessed main Street, yeah right, Maine Oak.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, and so I'm trying. I'll give you like, Okay,
think about my oldhood. If you took Walnut Walnut Street
all the way from Richland Junior College and just started
heading east, you would eventually get to one block away
from downtown Garland, Okay, okay, and so it's it would
be south of Walnut, closer to LBJ.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, what's over there that I would have gone.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
To Intrinsic Brewing And they've got pretty good barbecue over
there too. Have you been the Fortunate Son yet?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Not yet. I'm assuming that was after I moved away
from there. But that downtown area is awesome, and that
was before they did all the upgrades.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, it's cool, like you'll be really impressed. And they
renovated the whole area. They got a badass mayor, right,
he has bits and stuff. I think he does much
fun bit. Yeah, his name is John okay, John Mayer, Yes,
and he is a fantastic guitar player.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
There's an arcade over there. Walking distance from fortunate Son.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, on the same side of the block.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
I just always forget.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
What do you mean, like a barcade, yeah thing, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
They have like PS five and Xbox up at the
bar that you're sitting at like a cheer situation, so
huge TV.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
It's really cool.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Play James and you're gonna be You're gonna be blown
away by Fortunate Son. It's so it's got a giant
outdoor area and a giant inside area. Like they're on
the end of like they're on the corner. They're on
the the southeast corner of downtown Garland, the town Square,
and they have a big giant you know, outdoor area,
indoor area and right next door to them. I met

(05:09):
these people last time I went. It's called State and
Maine Merchant and it's just a cool little store. Did
you go. It's just a cool little store and it's like,
I guess what you would consider it a convenience store,
but it's they just carry all sorts of like unique
off brands. They actually carry Rollertown beer Works, our brewery

(05:30):
in their store.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
There you could get.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Rollertown to I've heard of that, all right, Right, Yeah,
they're really cool people and we got to do this
for TABC rules. You can also pick it up at
AGB and Tom Thumb. But anyways, they're right next door
to Fortunate Son and they're really nice people. And so
when you go tomorrow, you know, I would recommend everybody
that's going to join us out there bounce around the
It's just an old downtown square, like you can get

(05:52):
to everything in five minutes. It's super cool. But dude,
go see those nice people at you know, the convenience
store right next Just stick your head in there and
say hello to him because they're super nice. We don't
get to Garland enough, so it's kind of cool that
we get to go out to Garland tomorrow. And if
you're anywhere in the area, we would love to have
you come join us again. We'll do a live broadcast

(06:13):
from Fortunate Son from three to six. I'm sure we'll
eat a lot of pizza, we'll drink a lot of beer,
and we will be celebrating this big announcement from USL
Dallas and man, that's just a big deal.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
It's kind of exciting to be there for a piece
of history. I'm fired up.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
And if you want to go to Garland tonight. Go
to Garland. Oh, by the way, that movie that me
and Groobs were in, Yes, that was at the theater
across the town. It's right there. It's right next door
to Intrinsic Brewing. The old time movie theater there in
downtown Garland is right there, right off the square. Did

(06:50):
you end up getting any Oscar buzz for that? I did,
okay because it was forget what Oscar's last name was,
but he saw it.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
He saw it and liked it was buzzed.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, And I think there's a big the USL teams
having a big after party at Intrinsic Brute they I
think they are, Yeah, tomorrow, make Garland your darling. Yeah,
I love I like that. That's really good. And then
also the last time I went so, I was with
someone that was born and raised in Garland and they
were talking about when they were a little kid. They're like,
I used to go to that feed There's a feeds.

(07:21):
This is old school, dude. There's a feed store right
off downtown. Yeah, you're gonna love this. There's a feed
store just north of Salina. Okay, Gunter, Solana Gunner and
those things.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Those things are pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's cool. Yeah, you know, and if I know, you've
got a lot of live stock, right yeah, right right,
they're wonderful. All right, Hey, let's let's let's carry this
over and we'll have a special guest join is.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
We got it from here.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one
The Eagle. Now, we were just talking about Garland because
we're gonna be at Fortunate Sun tomorrow doing the show
with our friends. It's the new soccer club that's coming
to Dallas in the USL. We'll have all the details
on that tomorrow, but we want to give you a
quick update on a friend of ours that has something
really cool coming up for those of you that like comedy,

(08:07):
and this will be a nice Mother's Day gift as well.
Joining us on the hotline is our buddy Seth Cole Seth,
How you doing? Man? Doing great?

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
How are you good? Now? You are a stand up comedian,
You've been in the DFW area for a long time,
You've played our brewery, Rollertown Beer Work several times, and
you have something, you have something coming up on Mother's
Day that we wanted to get the word out for you.
What you got Cooking.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Yeah, May eleventh, seven pm at the Dallas Comedy Club
in Deep Elm. I'm recording a special. I'm a live taping.
Netflix is not asking me to do it.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm doing it all on my own.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Time, but I'm getting them, putting in it all on
wax and getting it out there.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
So if people want to go become famous and be
on TV, they can come to the same I'm assuming
that you, truly you can get test So how do
people get tickets and go be on this bed boy?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
They can go to Dallas Dashcomedy Club dot com and
just go to the show link and click on May
eleventh and look for Steth Coles live taping.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
And buy your tickets.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
They're super cheap.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
They're like fifteen bucks. I'm trying to make it affordable
for everybody. And your mom, So.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Will you be doing a whole line of your mom humor?

Speaker 7 (09:24):
I might do a couple your mom jokes, but nothing,
nothing quite like that. This is a you know, one
of family friendly Oh really no, no.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
No, yeah, lying right now we should tell everybody seen
my comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, last name spelled cow l
e s When you go looking for it now. The
other thing is we will only let comedians on the
show that have stories that involves the mayor of Garland.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Do you have one?

Speaker 8 (09:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:53):
So I wrote a joke about how if I ever
get murdered, I wanted to be an assassination but I
just and know like I'd have to get into politics.
But I didn't know how high up into politics, like
when does it go from murder to assassination? And then
then I said basically like if you read tomorrow that
the mayor of Garland got shot, you're not gonna be like,

(10:14):
oh my god, Scotland May was assassinated, you know, like
sometimes sometimes you're just from Garland, right, And so I
did that bit and somebody was in the audience who
knew Scotland May. And later that night I got a
Facebook message from Scotland May and he basically said, hey,

(10:37):
I heard I was in your act. And I was
all like, oh my god. I said, I'm sorry about that.
He goes, well, I hope you killed and I don't
get killed. So he had a great sense of humor
about it, and I said, I'm gonna I'm gonna change
you to mesquite anyway. Yeah, because honestly, I'm the coolest
mayor in all of DFW, and so we.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Stayed in contact.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
He came out to a couple of shows. I've met
him at the Day of the Dead in Garland and
he's a risally nice guy. He does do bits and
I'm trying to get him to come out on Mother's Day.
But you know, I told his wife that it would
be a perfect gift, so we'll see.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well that's awesome, Seth. We want to promote it for
you one more time. Where can people come get the
tickets and come see.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
You Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com. It's Dallas Comedy Club located
in Deep Elam Sunday night at seven pm. Also, as
an added bonus, I'm going to have one of your
Berkner brethren, Paul Varcies, opening up for me.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Let's go rightll Yeah, that's a good decision by you.
Paul usually makes things at least five percent better, at
least at least he's amazing. You guys are amazing.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Thank you guys so much for having me on and
I hope to see you guys out there all right.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
We will be out there. Thank you, Seth. Have a
wonderful week and there he go, Seth goals. Go see
him day for the taping of his comedy special. It
should be a grand old time. That dude is hilarious,
funny guys, one of my favorite stand up comics ever. Yeah,
and him and Paul together, that makes a whole hell
of a lot of sense. And hey man, in the
spirit of what we're doing tomorrow, he brought a Garland
joke to the party.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
So how great is that?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
And again, if you haven't heard yet, Fortunate Son tomorrow
been and skin Show three to six, make sure to
be out there all right, coming up next. I love
it when KT has a wild life story and we
got a weird one for you. Stick around here in
about ten minutes, right here on the Eagle, all right.
The first half of the three o'clock hour is going
to be full of fighting. Stick around will prove that.
The second half is going to be full of sports.

(12:39):
We'll get into some Lucas stuff coming up momentarily. And
don't forget tomorrow we're gonna be doing our show live
from Garland, Texas at Fortunate Son. It's a pizza joint
that is legendary already and one of the best pizza
joints in the country. Fortunate Son in Garland, and we're
there for USL Dallas, the new soccer franchise is making
their big announcement. Finally we're gonna find out the name

(13:00):
and see the crest and colors of the new USL
Dallas soccer team that is arriving here in DFW. So
it's gonna be a big old party tomorrow from three
to six and then they have big after party at Intrinsic.
It's gonna be awesome, just big, big day tomorrow. So
come join us in Garland. But right now it's time
for this well wild life too, loyld.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Life all right, it's good to be here. Is gone
on Twitter. His name's Michael cheryls he. I don't really
know what he does, but he had a post and
somehow that post got nearly three hundred million views after
a few days.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Wow, that's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
And I think up until now we're probably the only
radio show in the country who has not discussed this yet,
but now we have a big reason to. So here's
what he wrote on his Twitter posts. Okay, I think
one hundred bleep could beat one gorilla. Everybody just got

(14:03):
to be dedicated to the s.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
That is. Okay, I'm now understanding why this took off.
It's a great premise. You know, we do these things
all the time, but the way that it's worded is amazing. Yeah,
and it's totally captivated me. And I've seen all these
because he didn't put like a computer simulation of it, right, No, okay.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
So I think it was just one tweet that took
off and then everyone started playing with it.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
So this guy just had the tweet and now the
simulations are everywhere and you can see what it looks like,
you know, if a gorilla is going to take on
a bunch of people. Okay, I have not seen any simulations.
Do we have a clear cut winner? Well, the gorillas
win everything. The one I think I saw one hundred
thousand people against one hundred gorillas and it was like,
I think thirteen gorillas died and the rest were all

(14:51):
human deaths, and they just muhl, they just can't be stopped.
But honestly, it would have to be such a coordinated effort.
That's what we were talking about at dinner, and so
like if you had if all if if, because what
was the original premise one hundred.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Hundred hundred men. I don't think so, I don't. I
don't think.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think you could take one hundred m m A
fighters and they could not beat up one gorilla because yeah,
because think about it, you have they have to coordinate.
How do you get close enough to like even get
near him without him knocking, you know, breaking your neck
with one swing. And that's the thing. It's got to
be coordinated. And this is a lot like chess. Ben Uh.

(15:30):
The biggest problem, aside from the strength, is the powerful
jaws that'll rip your flesh off. And so when you
get the hundred people together, you gotta find ten guys
that are the sacrificial pawns and they're the ones that
have to go in. If you put three guys at
each limb, okay, he's going to be shredding those guys.

(15:51):
But then everyone comes from the back and just starts
killing him. You know what I'm saying. So timmy guys back,
he can just turn around. No no, no, not with
three guys on each limb. Don't don't even think it
would impact him. And I guarantee you, I actually think
eighty five MMA fighters could take out one silverback gorilla.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Let's just say average man, one hundred man. This is
one hundred men. So you might have a couple of
MMA fighters in there, but you also might have a fireman.
You also might have a guy like me. All right,
so there's not gonna help much. Yeah, but one hundred
man average O weight of a man, it's about two
hundred pounds. One hundred times two hundred is twenty thousand pounds.
Your standard western gorilla weighs about three hundred and fifty pounds,

(16:28):
So I do think you have about sixteen thousan five
hundred pounds to play with.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
But how can you get it to like, you know
what I'm saying? Like coordinated dog is what that guys say. Hey,
so it's not like it's not like the way in like.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
A head thing right, like just put off circulation.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I don't think it has a neck.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
It's not like you get to put the gorilla in
the middle and then everyone attacks it from everyd like
how are you? How are you doing?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
I always assume it's one like like dodgeball.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, both rides and everybody's got to run towards one
hundred people running towards the gorilla at one time.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Yeah, I think the p if I was the coach here. Yeah,
you gotta get the eyes. You go with their eyes,
they can't do anything. That's what I'm saying. Someone's gonna
beat Yeah, that's ane. Can I have ten dedicated out
of my one hundred guys, you're designated eye gougers?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well, no, no, no, those guys are gonna die. Yeah,
they don't die immediately, but they take out the limbs.
And that's where people come in and they see, grill
got your eyes? Okay, how do we go already? Right?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
How do we land on the gorilla?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
By the way, Because wouldn't a grizzly bear be harder
to beat than a grilla?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Silverback gorilla? Silver the legend of the silverback grilla is
so strong. The person that presented it to me, I said,
wait a minute, how big is your average silverback gorilla?
And without without skipping a beaty ghost, they're like seven
feet tall. Okay, I think it's a YETI I think
a grizzly bear would beat a silverback gorilla. No way,
I do.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
The internet, we have a well I don't I know
his last name, I don't know his first name. If
you had a guy like I wrote a book on
this very frequency you talk about grilla verse bear. No,
he wrote a book that's like about animal fights that
would actually go He's a professor in college. Was it
a strange now, mister folsom I don't know is Cordia?

(18:11):
What did AI say?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
In a one on one confrontation, a grizzly bear would
likely win against a gorilla primarily due to its superior size, weight,
and the effectiveness of its claws and teeth. While gorillas
are incredibly strong and have but powerful bite, the size
and physical attributes of the grizzly bear make it a
more formidable opponent claus versus fingers. Did you see that
simulation right now? Did you say silverback gorilla? I'm serious,

(18:34):
because silverbackgrilla is the most vicious one. That's just old
and great. Dude. No, no, no, that's why the premise
took off. The silverback gorilla is the one that's kind
of like the All right, here's the ib. In a
hypothetical fight, a grizzly bear would likely win against the
silverback gorilla, mainly due to size, strength, and weaponry advantages. Man,
I think AI is just saying what it just said

(18:56):
a second ago.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
It doesn't want to be wrong, right, Hey, man, Like
I said the other Okay, here's an NBC video and
they got Steve Karnaki on at the guy who does
the charts for the NFL playoffs and the political races.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Oh yeah, let me play the seths har kers. You
know he's actually doing the breakdown if you guys want
to hear some of this.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Plea, guys. We have spent way too much time.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Today thinking about all.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Of this, to the point that we actually created a
very unofficial stay Tuned Now poll at work with Overy.
So the poll has sixty three percent picking the gorilla
over the one hundred men. Let's see how we get
to the end here.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Okay, Yeah, that's a really great point.

Speaker 10 (19:35):
I think the fight that we're talking about here is
a little bit misguided because really gorillas are in a fight,
and they're in a fight for their survival, so they
are considered critically.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
And we're all, we're not in the food chain these
one hundred men. When it got down to it, it's
like the thing is like the clutch gene in sports
or whatever. When it is time to step into the battlefield,
we're not ready, and the gorilla is absolutely ready.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
And you can't measure that.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
You can't use analytics weight, you can't even use like
body traits and features.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
A gorilla that a gorillas never used a microwave or
experienced air conditioning. And once you're kind of indoctrinated into that,
you saw live, you're saft. We're pampered.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
We had someone wipe our butt the first three years
of our life, some of us ten years.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Man.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I saw Leonardo DiCaprio go head to head with a
grizzly bear and it was a reasonably fair fight. He
got his ass kick, but there wasn't he was destroyed
in that battle.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
He landed.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I don't know you landed at all. He went out
like a dude. Wipe man. I think that dude wipe well.
I had a chance to beat that guy's butt. No final, voto,
final verdict. I'm taking the gorilla over one hundred men.
I'm taking the eighty five MMA fighters that was not

(20:57):
part of it.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
That is not thank you well, accept it. That's a
different one on the road. I guess they're covering.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
You'll see.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
I'm just taking a gorilla because the gorilla does not
deserve to die, but the.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
One hundred people do.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, give it the minute, right, Yeah, you don't know
that Gorilla is innocent. Could have just like held up
a grocery store or something. No idea. How much penta
raage do these men have?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Right, that's a fair question, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
But but let's take it to the next level because
last night on a very popular talk show, a whole
new fight introduction was introduced and it demands our imediate attention.
Don't go towhere. In less than four minutes, we'll have
that for you right here on the Eagle.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
All right.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Don't forget Tomorrow Ben and Skin Show Downtown Garland at
Fortunate Son. There is a USL team coming to the
DFW and there's a huge announcement tomorrow with us about
their team name, their crest and their colors. And we're
doing it at Fortunate Son, Ben and Skin Show three
to six. Do not miss out. We're gonna have a
blast coming up in the next hour. We're gonna give

(21:55):
you a chance to win tickets to see Ghost at Dickies.
But you gotta be listening to know it's very important.
But right now it's time.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
For this juicy los hot God, every come stay on
top in the U shove.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
Netflix has a show that airs live every Wednesday night
at nine pm, and it's called Everybody's Live with John Mulaney.
And last night's episode happens you do the thing they
always do, have a they talk about a topic for
about forty five fifty minutes. They have musical guests. But
he kept teasing at the end of the show, I've
got a very special announcement. Now I knew that he

(22:38):
just like released some like tour d eights, so I
was like, surely he's not gonna just do that. Surely
there's more. So I waited past the weird Maggie Rodgers,
John Kel music music guest situation.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
He is very strange. Oh my god, that's badass.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
And then he goes and here is his announcement.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
At the end of last night's show.

Speaker 11 (23:00):
I'm uson announcement and here's what it is. As many
of you know, there's currently a lot of online discourse
about who would win in a fight between one hundred
men and a gorilla. Is prompted a debate in our
writer's room about whether three fourteen year old boys could
beat up me. John Mullaney so on our final episode
of the season May twenty eighth, the theme will be
teen Night. We will be talking about many teen issues

(23:22):
and I John Mulaney will square off in a very
real fight against three fourteen year old books. Is this
legal so far? We think so. It's not assault. We
know that, and we're vetting every step of it to
be clear. I want to be clear. This isn't going
to be like a fun, funny fight like. It's going
to be me fighting these children and then fighting me

(23:44):
as hard as we can. So if you or anyone
you know has access to a fourteen year old boy
who is willing to fight me John Mulaney and might
need to get something out of his system, please have
their parent or guardian, not the minor, contact us at
the email below. I want to fight John Mlaney as email.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's amazing. Oh my god, this is he's gotta do it.
You can't. You can't not do it now, Yeah you can. Well,
if it's not legal, if you have to deliver this,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
I think the lawyers will let it happen.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Right well, the whole the best part is we think
it's legal so far.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, that's the best part. But hypothetically. I think.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I don't know if he could beat up three fourteen
year olds. I don't think he works out.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
He's got a broken he might be having to get
hip replacement surgery.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
He tours abroh my god. Yeah, I mean and he's
an old forty three. Yeah, he went hard. God, I
thought he was closer to and he's been drinking Z
he was thirteen. Who would you take in that fight,
John mulleni or three fourteen year old boys? Fourteen year
old boy. I'd have to get a look at the
fourteen year old boys, Yeah, because oh my god, please
pull that.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
I want riskin say.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Ah, hell, I don't care. I think you know it's
like me at fourteen is way different than Ben at fourteen.
Like you know, this will develop. Three of me probably
could not have taken John mulaney, but three of Ben
probably could have.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
So he's got three episodes until this final episode, and
I think he will give us updates on it for
the next three weeks because a bit that he already
did this year was he wanted to get as many
men as he could one inch at a time in
terms of height that knew their height from like four
feet to seven feet and he just wanted to get
them in a line, and it was hard to find
a four foot guy and then a four foot one

(25:40):
guy and a four foot two guy.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
And he did it get them to agree.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, he pulled it off, but it took forever to
get people who knew their actual height and they could
like actually get measured. So he'll update us on this
and I'm sure he'll tell us about the vetting process.
This is great, because wonderful. I mean, like I said,
I didn't like this show enough to keep watching it,
but I do like the idea that he's clearly just
trying to waste everyone's time fun with the fun Out,

(26:05):
you know, it's just let's waste an entire season of
people's time, which I appreciate. Again, I love the promo.
He's standing in front of a car and he goes, well,
mom's so dumb, why do I have this kick ass car?
It's really badass.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
It's a great way to phrase it is a.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Fourteen year old boys, and that the parents he was
very clear about that the parents have to or guardian email. Yeah,
or guardian has to be the ones that email. They're
going to get a collection of probably five hundred to
one thousand fourteen year old boys here, and they're gonna
whittle it down, probably have varying heights and weights.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
How many fourteen year old boys would it take to
beat one gorilla?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Oh a thousand. I might take ten million. Yeah, yeah,
they'd be too.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
So hard to organize ten million. Let's start working on that.
We'll do that with our promo crew. We'll start working
on on this commercial break. All right, Coming up next,
we go around the sports. Uh oh, Luca is out
of the playoffs. We'll talk about what it means next.
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Speaker 4 (27:03):
It's an awesome pizza joint.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
We're out there for the USL Dallas, the new soccer
franchise that's gonna announce their team name, their team colors, debut,
their crest. It's a big countdown and it's finally gonna
happen tomorrow. So we're excited to be there. You know,
couldn't be a part of sports history in the Metroplex.
You know, you could say one day, yeah, I was
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Speaker 4 (27:32):
But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Now that's cool around the sports. KT Fun Queens has.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
All the sports. Ye.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Yeah, last night the NBA Playoffs rolled on and it's
sad that the Mavericks aren't a part of it. But
it was the Los Angeles Lukers and the Minnesota Timberwolves.
And the Lukers were down three to one first half.
Luca lands on his back, his movement even more so. Yeah,
right at the end of the first half. Yeah, and

(28:04):
there you yet Lakers lose, They're out.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Nico vindicated. Well, I think that.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Luca being eliminated after the first round, the person that
benefits from that the most is Nico Harrison. I think
the longer if Luca had gone on a deep run
deep in the playoffs, it would have been a real
It just would have been more painful for MAVs fans,
more painful for Nico. I mean, everyone rushes to judgment

(28:33):
and is quick to formulate a quick opinion in this
opinionated landscape with sports talking all those things. But there's
a lot of people out there now going, Okay, I
see what Nico was saying. Luca can't play defense. He's
banged up, they're targeting him. There's more blowbys by Luca
than any playoff game in history, and so you know,

(28:54):
I bet Nico didn't hate those results continue just considering
what a blood bath it's been for him since the trade.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Yeah, no, that was best.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Case scenario for the Lakers to lose. Lakers were a
three seed and to lose in five games with a
lot of basketball media and media talking about Luca's defense,
that's the best case scenario for Nico for sure.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Now, I'm sure publicly he wouldn't say that. I'd be like, look,
I don't care whatever's going on over there. I'm focused
on my team. But in the court of public perception,
you are one thousand percent right based on the media.
I was watching the stuff I've seen on social media,
and you know, while I'm getting ready for the day,
I've got those ESPN shows, which where are they first take?

(29:37):
First Take? What all those things? Pat McField, those things,
and basically what they were saying nobody. Nobody is saying that, Okay,
that was a fair trade by any means, but they're saying, okay,
this is why Nico traded him. Yeah, they just looked
at this and said, because now what all those shows
were saying, They're not even looking at it through the

(29:58):
lens of the Mavericks anymore. There's like, Okay, what do
the Lakers need to do? And basically what I was
hearing were three different shows saying, all right, you have
to surround uh, Luca and Lebron with as many good
defenders as.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
You can, which is because you got it right exactly.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
The Mavericks had Kyrie and Luca and they went out
there and started surrounding him.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah, you got you like you're gonna have.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
And and you know, the Lakers were in this weird
thing where, you know, they just didn't have a center
or one that they felt comfortable playing. And so like
last night, Maxi Kleba got in that game. He hasn't
played in a basketball game since January in a Maverick uniform.
He was a mass so he's never played team ever.
He never he's never practiced with the Los Angeles Lakers one.

(30:43):
So yeah, he got in in that game. He was
in the final six minutes of that game, and it's
like Odo fouled out. It's like, dude, it's that bad.
But they had a trade for a center, but they
they it was declined over hell, he's got he's had
a lot of back injury stuff, and so the Laker
doctors nixed it. Did the guy play again the rest
of the season after that? Oh, he played great. He

(31:05):
killed the Mavericks. And by the way, the guy that
they were trading, the main guy, Connect, their first round pick.
After that trade got nixed. He fell into a hole
and couldn't get off the bench for the Lakers, So
now their first round draft pick asset is kind of
like it's kind of like, what's happened to Jayden Hardy? Yeah, right,
Like Jayden Hardy's trade value is diminished because he just

(31:25):
fell into a hole and couldn't get out of it.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
That happened to Connect.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
And you know the other thing too, is like, I know,
you guys think I'm doing a bit like I love
Austin Reeves, I really do. They can't move forward with
Austin Reeves playing next to Luka Doncic, one of the
main reasons the Lakers lost that series is that they
went up against a team that had a great inside presence,
so they were gonna have to beat him shooting threes

(31:49):
and beat him from the outside. Austin Reeves went ice cold.
I mean, he was bad for five games. And they
have to have Lebron, Luca and Austin Reeves shooting lights
out to go beat teams that are built like that.
And I thought Luke played great in the series. I
thought Lebron played really well. Austin Reeves gave him next
to nothing and it killed him. Question, would you trade

(32:11):
Derek Lively for Austin Reeves if I'm the Mavericks? Yeah,
oh god, no, okay, and I love him. I'm just
saying they need a big and you said they can't
move forward. I think I think. I think Derek Lively
the second is the best future player on the Mavericks,
like and it's not even close. Like what he can
develop into if he stays healthy, he can develop into

(32:33):
a top twenty player in the league.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
If he stays healthy. What's Austin Reeves is trade Maalue?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well, it's high only he's only making like ten million dollars.
But I'm saying for me personally, Derek Lively the Second,
I'm like, if I'm trading him, I'm getting a real
franchise changer. And as much as I like Austin Reeves,
I'm not trading a seven footer that can do it.
Derek Lively the Second can do what is I'd consider it.

(33:00):
But because this team doesn't have any ball handlers. But
that may be, Like, I mean, I don't are they
be giving the Lakers a big they need right and
they've already given them Luca? I mean, hell, but can
they whatever? Well, I want to say this, there were
moments last night in Game five of the Lakers series
where Dorian, Maxi and Luca were on the floor for them.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Kyrie was there too.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yeah, they're just watching on the front road.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Made me sad.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that the Mavericks will ever
be able to make a trade with the Lakers ever.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Again, not with Nikos the Gan. I don't know that
it can happen.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
You know, it's kind of like maybe they could, but
it's kind of like, uh, the Cowboys drafting alignment from Michigan.
I mean, at this point, it doesn't a defensive lineman
it doesn't make sense, but it's just the reality.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
The perception is the perception.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
But but realistically, if they if they, if the Lakers
want to build a team around Luca, well the Mavericks
have already done that. So they've got a roster that's
right for the picking. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, and
I'm not just saying, I mean they to me, this
is why the Mavericks didn't hang on to Jalen Brunson
or didn't want to pay him all that money because

(34:09):
they thought he's not a good fit next to Luca.
He's a six foot non defensive offensive player. That's what
Austin Reeves is sure, you know, And so it's like,
you have one of the best players in the world,
put the right kind of guys around him. That's what
they have to go do. And they were nowhere near
that roster. Wise, they were gonna have to play flawless
offensively to beat the Timberwolves and they couldn't. And now

(34:32):
Luca's wearing it when I thought he played better than
Lebron or Austin Reeves, right, he is absolutely wearing it.
And is that just the way it's gonna be for him?
Because even if you know he wore it when he
was on the map. You're if people think consider you
an MVP and you're not balling out, then you're gonna
catch it. It's just the way it is in the world.
All right, let's let's carry this over. We'll keep this

(34:52):
conversation going. Let's go around the sports. Part two coming
up in just less than four minutes, So don't go anywhere.
All right, it's sa Been and Skin Show out to
our homie Mikey the drummer from Drowning Pool, no doubt
drinking some rollertown right now, all right, Bend and Skin
Show ninety one point one the Eagle. We have tickets
to give away. We have a four packet tickets to
see Ghosts in August at Dickies. The first person, the

(35:14):
first person that uses the iHeart app and hits the
talkback feature and leaves a voice message with their name,
their phone number, their email address, and the answer to
this question. Which comedian where we talked about earlier is
planning on fighting three fourteen year old boys. We were
talking about this in the Hollywood Shuffle. If you know

(35:35):
which comedian, and you're the first person to leave the
message with your name, phone number, and email address. You're
going to win that four packet tickets to see Ghosts.
We have a news quickie involving a murdering porn star
coming up at the bottom of the hour. But let's
get back into some sports question for you. Yeah, shoot,
so at well done. So at the beginning of next season,

(35:55):
you know that Kyrie Irving's going to miss half the
season whatever he's got a miss. At the beginning of
the season, which team will have, uh? Will nationally be
favored more to do better in the Western Conference? MAVs
are the Lakers because Lakers will have an off season
to build around Lucas.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
I love that. Can you can you answer me one question?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Can you skip? Can you just kip me ahead to
May twelfth and tell me where do the Mavericks draft?

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Oh? Right, when do we find that out? May eleven?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
No, they're good draft, Just get ready in May twelfth.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I feel like we're due if they get a top
four pick. I'm gonna go ahead and say the Mavericks
if they now would they would they trade that for
a more usable piece of veteran or a draft It's
a great question. But man, it's a hell of an asset. Yeah,
you know, it's we're focused. We are hyper focused on
this two and three year window because of the age
and health of Anthony Davis and uh Kyrie. But I

(36:54):
would also say they have a lot of good young
players and good assets, and they're if they do get
a top four pick. I mean, they're gonna have PJ. Washington, Gafford, Lively,
and a lottery pick in the top five from this year,
all into the age of twenty six. Okay, but but
that's a big if to get in the top four.
Will Is. Does Nico have the freedom to even cook

(37:16):
like he would like to right now? Like, let's say
that he comes up with some amazing trade, It might
be hard to even I think he does. I just
think I think if he didn't, he would be fired
right now, right. But who's if he comes to the
ownership and says, hey, I got a blockbuster deal. Are
they gonna even hear him out? Oh, they're gonna hear
him out. They're gonna make some calls first, right, Like

(37:37):
they more guardrails here, Yeah, there's more guardrail I wouldn't
be surprised if the first guy Patrick Dumont calls is
Dirk honestly right? Or they're also going to say, okay,
now wait a minute, we're not doing this, hey man.
Eleventh hour. We're gonna pull in people. You've got an
assistant GM and matt Riccardi and Michael Finley both hold
that position, So let's talk to all those guys. I

(37:57):
just think the process will be different because of the
national reaction. And you know the other thing too, is
Patrick Dumont's a global business man. When the deal goes down,
is he available? Is he somewhere else on the globe?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
You know?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Is he and macau China like, I just think they'll
do things differently because of the experience and all the backlash.
But I still think. I think if Nico is going
to be the guy that's making the draft pick, there's
no reason to believe Nico's not in charge. Did you
hear Lebron last night when they were asking him about
a center needing a center? In his postgame press, I say,

(38:36):
he said, he goes, I'm not going to comment, and
they're like, why they go? Because Ad said we needed
a center and he got traded the next week. Oh
that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I mean, but let me ask you this, are you
really going to care once the Spurs are rolling out
wimby Jannis and dearon Fox to start next year? Just
prepare yourself for that. We mark that. Let me hear
that again. So you think Giannis will go to San Antonio,
I do four nights in May first, because I think that.

(39:09):
I mean a lot of people are talking Oklahoma City,
and I get it, But if you're Oklahoma City, do
you want to disrupt this chemistry you have? Because I
think I think I think Oklahoma City and they're like,
there's no guys on their old skuys like Lou Dort.
I mean, they're all babies and they're and they're badass,
and they love playing with each other and they still
have a ton of assets. So just let's just see

(39:32):
if it's a Boston Oklahoma City finals, I think Boston
probably wins it one more time. But if you're Oklahoma City,
are you are you gonna blow that up to add
Jannis because you don't even know if Joannis and Shay
will play great together? Right? Like you have a thing. Meanwhile,
the Spurs are like, dude, have you seen how many
picks the Spurs have, including the Mavericks twenty thirty pick.

(39:54):
The Spurs have the Mavericks twenty thirty. That's gonna be
a top three pick. So oh no. They Milwaukee and
they go, hey, look at this that we're putting together
three former first round players that currently start for us
in three future lottery picks.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
What are you going to do, Damezon. That's what they
should have got from Luca.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
That sucks, man. So I don't like talking about this stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's good point. Let's not talk about it, all right?
Yeah golf, Yeah, let's not do that. Coming up next,
there's been a murder and everyone's looking at a porn
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Don't forget. We've been saying this a lot today because
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broadcast in Garland. You can come watch our show from
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Badass Pizza Joint, the USL Dallas Soccer Club is going

(41:29):
to announce their team name. We've known there's a USL
team coming to Dallas, we just haven't been able to
release the name or see the crest or the colors.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
And that's all happening.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Tomorrow, so you can come be a part of sports history,
watch that happen and hang out with us. Drink some beer.
Eat some pizza at Fortunate Sun in Garland. That's from
three to six, and then after they're going to Intrinsic
for a postgame party.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
And that's man, that's a really cool brewery and they
have great barbecue there, so you just can't miss dude. Yeah,
I guess it's a post show party. But right now
it's not for.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
This me that news quickie.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Man, I've got a wild one right here, thirty five
year old porn star Yoston Mosquera. By the way, porn
stars used to liberally, Yeah, porn actor. That's that's a
great point. What percentage of porn actors are stars?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Like? The best of the best? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:19):
How many? Name them offs the top of your head?
Ben Lisa and.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Oh he sounds well, I have name disease. I can
picture him. I'm picturing him right now. You want me
to tell you what I'm picturing? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Wait, what Christina is saying? Who did you say?

Speaker 5 (42:34):
I would just expect you to rattle off all the women,
so good time, bet, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
It was the one you like, Johnny Savage, Johnny sins
Johnny Sis, Peter North, Peter North, my guy, what man? Yeah,
kindra lust But Hi, Big Ben Alexis, Texas.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
I saw her crawling around on some someone on TMZ
the other day.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Crawling around sar thanks that those are the Big four,
those are the only stars.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
So this guy's name is Justin Mosquerra, and he's accused
of decapitating a couple. Oh that's told before stuffing their
remains in a suitcase.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
And these suitcases were found on a bridge over in England.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Now he is denying the murder charges and innocent until
proven guilty. I do believe in that the murders are
sixty two year old Albert Alfonso and seventy one year
old Paul Longworth.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Okay, come on, man, what.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Long a porn star married or murdered a guy named Longworth?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Long girth?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah, who's twice his age, your honor. I was only
guilty of murdering that ass, prosecutor said.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Well, a prosecutor said that Mosquerra claimed he was having
extreme sex. Oh extreme ans it quote extreme sex with
the sixty two year old Albert Alfonso at the time
of the alleged attack.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Is that possible? How extreme was it? Yeah? Take some
point apitated, so they popped the top off that thing.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Apparently there's a clip of him singing and dancing after
the attack too.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
That's gonna probably get him in court. What kind of
a song? I'm not sure this reminds me. He's probably
sobbing and singing happy birthday to me. Uh, he's probably
kicking their heads like a soccer ball. Oh, that was
a weird one. I think like, if you're murder guy
and you end up taking the bodies and chopping them
up and putting them in a suitcase, you kind of

(44:34):
missed your calling because you easily could have just been
you know, like autopsy and balmer guy and not like, no,
you go to jail. Yeah, it's just tough man. He
may have wanted to go to jail for extreme sex. Yeah,
the extreme sex. I wonder think about the extreme sex
he could have in jail. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Now, according to the outlet The Guardian, Moscato was paid
to engage in these sex acts with Alfonso. So Alfonso,
the sixty two year old man is asked this thirty
five year old guy to fly overseas and do me.
And so that's well, that's what the quote unquote extreme
sections taking place. So the other guy is watching long

(45:11):
worth was attacked first with the hammer to the head.
Oh my god, the nogg and I should say, probably
was he not?

Speaker 5 (45:19):
When you say a hammer, yeah, that's a tough one.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Really, there's a lot of things that probably should reword. Yeah,
he got pounded to what you're saying with your reporting.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Then a guy broke his skull here yep, and his
body is now let's show.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Some reverence rest in peace.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
He smashed he smashed him.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, but can we just show a little bit of
respect to this guy whose remains are stuffed inside of
Samson ight right now?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
After that would be good after paying to watch extreme sex.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Now it says here.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
That albertolf Alfonso, the other guy he was, he died
of repeated stab wounds to his face and body.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Ooh, his body. So there's your news, quickie.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Someone told me the other day they said there's been
some darker stories lately coming from Kevin and I'm like, look,
I don't make the news. I report on the news.
Have you guys heard about the Connecticut cannibal. No, there's
a guy who is about to be released from prison
on good behavior who has eaten people before. Cannibal walking

(46:37):
among us. That's gonna happen, Dark Story Turner.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
I know, man, and I.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Give you the details on that. Sometime in twenty thirty
other I looked up the synonyms for the word head
and did you know some people were calling the head
the nut?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Did you look it up on an urban dictionary. Let's
stay ahead of it right here? Today game really good?
Next beautiful stuff. It really is beautiful stuff. Yeah, this
is coming your way in just over three minutes. Don't
go anywhere the Today game next, Dad, It's The Been
and Skin Show ninety seven point one, The Eagle. We'll
see you tomorrow at Fortunate Son in Garland from three

(47:15):
to six. But right now it's time for this. It's
time to play the Today Game.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
It's a game. It's tonic today.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Let's go take it away, you jack wagons. It's time.
Do you play the Today Game for today? May first,
twenty twenty five. Can you believe it's May already? And
it was on this day, in the year of Our
Lord nineteen eighty that the Dallas.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Mavericks were established.

Speaker 12 (47:41):
Hell yeah, I want to give without the Mavericks.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
It's so cool man that they launched as a sitcom
first you know, hey, remember we're bro popped out the
door and waved.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
And.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
He's had mister roper misunderstanding him when he would go
in the bathroom and hear their conversations through the pipes,
and was Sam Perkins giving it all? He's kind Yeah, dude,
I don't know who he was. It's just it was
confusing because he was so laid back. Yeah, he was
going all out. Okay, Happy birthday to one of our
favorite people in all of DFW media, the great Jared Sandler.

(48:25):
They let Jared just go. He's got his own TV
show on the field before games. It's wonderful.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
He does a stand up routine.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, it's new. They's something new every time. The other
day he was just roasting the other team.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
They had one segment where he was a heart surgeon
and it was like, suddenly, a drama is great. This
is Jared Sandler.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
You've got to try the local spicy cowboy. I grab
balls every day for a living. I know when the
balls are different. Whack whack, whack, whack.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Burger better smash burger, like my favorite smash Friesodles sixty nine.
Ray Davis loves that montage.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
I love his walk off home run call sixty nine.
No one that I know has ever came into work
with an egregiously sized cucumber more often than yes.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yeah, dude, where was he getting those huge ones?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Why?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
And why is walking around with it?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
And why keep it in a condom?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
And he was doing extreme eating with it right, just
keeping it clean, keeping it in a condom on the counter.
Whoever was watching ended up in a SAMSONI trying to
beat yesterday's records. How deep it can go? Hey, man,
that's too far. Listen, We're family show. My kids are
listening now. I got to explain to them what that
joke was.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
And the Rangers offense, you know, question a lot of
today they had shut out.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Yeah today, that's a great sports point.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Love sports.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Uh Skins guy Tim McGraw is fifty seven.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Had a barbecue stain on my white T shirt.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
She was chilling day.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Skirts kipping the railroad.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Why why did those three things go together?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Well? Were they? First? He got a stain on his
white shirt and barbecue staying and his chick was smoking
ass in a mini skirt. And then he was skipping
rocks out by a train track.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
He was at a carnival and got barbecue stand on
his shirt.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
He's like every hill billy signifier. Let's go put it
in one chorus. And Nelly was like, I want to
work with you. It was a weird I want to
be next to your wife. Didn't he hit the redheaded lotto?
Now he's faith hill Oka Huima?

Speaker 4 (50:26):
No, hey, come on, my taste isn't that old?

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
What's so you're thinking? Nicole Kid?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, Nicole kidman, that's Keith Urban and he's Australian. He
doesn't skip rocks on anything. Good day, Mike guys. Wes
Anderson is fifty five.

Speaker 13 (50:45):
Oh you are jumpsuit clay. Look at this guy looks
like a rodeo clown. Looks like a little banana. Where
are you from anyway, man, I'm from around here. This
guy used to more lawn. Yeah, he was great, clipping
the hedges, sleeping up, mowing the lawn.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Wasn't it little lawn mowing company?

Speaker 13 (51:06):
Then Wranglers's good, keep up the mow and came a zabby.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
It was.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
It was it's landscaping, not just mowing.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Don't listen to that guy.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (51:22):
Sometimes I'm not always as confident as I look.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Did you see what he had on?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, it'soul be cool.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
And then finally, mister potato Head was born on this
day in nineteen fifty two.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
It's like a sweet potato pie, except without the cross.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
Why is it called sweet potato pool because my mother
that's what my mother told us that.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Mommy says, that's what it's called.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
It.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
And miss.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Mister potato Head and his bucket of arts from.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Tried hard a bucket of arts he didn't try.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
He's carrying around. That's weird by bucket. All right. Coming
up next, we got an audio bubble bat. This is
the dumbest show in America and we'll prove it with
highlights of our show from the last month. Also, we'll
get into the serious story about a pirates fan falling
out falling onto the field from a twenty one foot
tall sign. All that's coming away at five o'clock hour

(52:33):
the Been and Skin Show. Ah, Yes, you.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Know we love pizza on this show.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
And tomorrow we're gonna be at Fortunate Sun in Garland,
arguably one of the best peach joints in all the state.
But this segment right here is brought to you by
Andrews American Pizza Kitchen and Good Pizza recognized. Good Pizza
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out there and check it out. If your true foodie
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(53:21):
to Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen, Plano. All right, we've got
the weekly weekday update coming up here momentarily. Unfortunately it
involves a fan at a sporting event falling twenty one
feet onto the field during a game. But right now
it's time for this.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
You guys know what today is, Thursday, Mayday.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Thursday, It's May first. Yeah, it's May first.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
So let's take a look at what we did in April.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Oh, that's great Christina, you were gone last week when
this happened. Ben had the giggles on. I think it
was Wednesday of last week, and he was discussing the
joke was so funny in his head he couldn't get
it out the first time fast. So Ben was discussing
his nickname and growing up for years I was called.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Oh what was it? For years I was called horse dong?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Why?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I don't know by the coach. I don't know, because
I think, Hi.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Horse dumb, get out here and give me twenty man.
Come on, I'll tell the coaches how you doing bush
ups with no arms? Hey, horse Dong, get over here,
horse Tom.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I don't know. I think it had to do with you.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Sure what horse dumb?

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Come to think of it, I think it was horse doll.
Even stranger, he says dum who says.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Dun socially, Yeah, like people in Brad Besley. Look, this
is the worst show on the radio, and if you're
listening to it, that says a lot about you. That's
on you.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Horse dong.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Horse ass is a funny nickname for someone. Yeah, I
had someone asked me for my email address last night
and I told him it was horse dog Rogers that
get that butt dot org and that is.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Your Kentucky Derby preview. Why why is it a.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
We're trying to get back bro get community. Yeah yeah,
one serving at a time.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
Now, I think, uh, the problem with the nickname conversation
that we were having. Thank you guys for asking me
about my nickname and how I got KT, which is
pretty simple because my name is Kevin Turner. But here's
the discussion that got real dark. It's like what a
coach would start calling you like in junior high and
the KT was think easy? Is that what the coaches

(56:06):
called you? What were what the coaches like the most
about your athleticism? I think what it was is how limber?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That got dark? They did they ever get caught taught
doing what coaching talking about stretched before? Like every team practice.
You don't don't get defensive, you're talking about hot coaching.

(56:39):
Hey man, it's okay, we're with you. I thought everyone
played their role perfectly there.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
The only thing I would ask I have Arianna our
backup is dropped that music out?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah this is the woe and Ben's Ben's laughing. It
was is how limber?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Oh man? That got dark?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
He's loving.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
What is that snightly whipper last whip last.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Incredible?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Cut back to four packs a day.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Let's get Christina some shine well or does she need
to go put her nose in the corner. And this
one is funny because also one person on the show
didn't catch it.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
To your point that the guy who makes that Mike
White note, maybe he walked up to the ledge. I'm
gonna jump off the ledge. Yeah, not jumping.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Dark but not I were saying, because we're about to
get into the last of us this Sunday night. Yeah,
and it's like that into Baby Billy's penis on the
righteous gymstone.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
We are talking like a but the penguin, the penguin
that's taking it to the darkest place here, this sweet character,
and we're gonna murder him on camera. Ay Man, I
was gonna finally finish the penguin this week. Don't know
which character I'm doing now, there's only one sweet character
in the whole show. Ben, We're gonna put Christina in

(58:14):
time out and get to the four o'clock hour. I
think we're gonna play some Don Dawkin later in the show.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
We play rock music.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Okay, that's the easy app for any docking joke watching
the band docin Christina.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
I don't even know what it means.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Can we explain it?

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Christina?

Speaker 5 (58:32):
It's when a boat like goes up to the pier
and they set up DOC and they dock the boat.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
What is it a metaphor for? Yeah, it's a metaphor.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
What Oh, that's probably foreshadowing.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Is one of the boats circumcised.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Named that, Let's do one quick one right here, and
then we'll come back with the more, with with the more,
with some more.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Actually I have two right here. They are very quick.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Ben's had some some whild noises come out of him
last month.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Crazy. Yeah, it is crazy, man. That happens to the
best of them. All right, there you have it, all
right man, I had a rough weekend, right all right?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
There you have it.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Here we go, Ben, Okay, So why why do we
think that this movie was successful when so many others
reads recently have not been? I think your roller Coaster
took off before when so many others reads recently have
not been. Oh good, want some more here in a second?

Speaker 8 (59:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (59:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point
one the Eagle. Now we are halfway through our April
clips with a p of the month, and here with
the clips is Kevin Turner.

Speaker 6 (59:54):
Now, Skin made it out pretty easy of the last segment,
so we should start out with with him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Great.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
This is a very confusing phrase that he brought up.
We are discussing Chance the Rapper for some reason, and
I don't I don't even know why this happened.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Guys, Chance the Rappers thirty two.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Eleven am.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
You know he's just waiting for some stuff to pop.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
You waiting for some stuff to pop? You know what
about anyone? Hello guy, your age shital you could say
that about anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Anyone that you haven't heard from it a while. What
are they doing?

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Well, they're just waiting for some stuff to pop. A
friend of fifteen years, he's just waiting for some stuff
to pop. I challenge every listener to bring this up
in a conversation with someone. Hey, whatever happened to your cousin, Joel?
I think he's just waiting for some stuff to pop.

(01:00:57):
Guys him.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
We should give Skin a little bit of credit for
how he ended the show one day, though, I think
like there's just a whole generation of people or a
couple of generations of people that are like, oh, so
that's my dad.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I mean, I told you guys this. We have a
whole new half sister on Tricia's fat family that we
never knew he had. And her dad was like, I
remember that lady went back to Sweden right after our day.
Never knew. Wow, and then you know she reaches out
to him when she's fifty. Happened to down Nelson? Was
there contraception back then? I mean, dude, it just didn't

(01:01:42):
feel as good. Christina, are you going to play music
before the MAVs?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Shit?

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Yeah, yeah, I got a little bit. I'm going to play.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
What are you thinking of playing the good stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah? We'll see you tomorrow. I mean, that's a or
wile retort by me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Well all the way to end it, you were just
waiting for some stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I was just in shocked by what you said.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
My question stands, was their contraception in the like when
we're condoms and then hey, Sirie, I can't believe I'm
googling it. This is what control was when mid eighteen hundred,
when were condoms invented?

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Ancient Egypt one thousand BC.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Really, I mean the rhythm method goes back to dinosaurs.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
LATEX nineteen twenties.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Get this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
Charles Goodyear patented the process of vulcanizing rubber those rubber
condoms in eighteen fifty five. Shout out to Spot so
pretty cool tires, Goodyear. If you'd like to do business, email.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Me kind of turner Ieartmedia dot com send that air
check to him right now, Eddie Martinez so happy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
It was like a national vibe. We'll figure it out.
They started off they were made of linen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Linen. Oh you can wash them?

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Yes, so reusable.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Worse for the girl.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Take it out to the bucket of soap. Here's a
Ben's Wild tease from last week. Fascinating right before, right
before live Spot with one of our valued clients. Fascinating discussion,
all right, coming up next? Uh should porn be taught
in school?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Killing it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
One school belief? So you've got to hear this story.
Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
That's next before we get there. Orchard dot com worth
right now, Orchard dot com. Wow, Orchard dot com. That
prompted a message from our California friend Jesse Kubadet who
was listening. Look, this is something that happened a while back,

(01:03:55):
beginning of the month in April. As we're going through
the best clips of the show from April, though. The
one thing that happened on the show over the last month, though,
that I was asked about at parties right, ask encounters
in public. You know people are bringing this one up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Here we go, and it begins with skin discussing the
Washington Wizards lineup for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Here's who is on the floor for Washington though, Bob Carrington,
love him, A J. Johnson, J. T. Thor my guy,
Anthony Gill and Tristan Vukcevich.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
So Washington was doing their best to win that game.
And Sacramento. I still spit they have you seen there?
It's like a Ji League movie. It was a two
way guy for Washington. Dev Hour, Wait, who's this for
for Washington? What's his name?

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
He's like Skinny three point sho?

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Dev Hour?

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Okay? Is he a draft pick for him?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Dev Hour?

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Des nuts?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
I want to thank everyone for tuning into the Eagle.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
The most shocking ticks I've ever heard, say.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Free coming up next to today game Okay, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
That's good dev hour.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
People ask me about it at parties too. Can you
invite Kevin to this party so he can ask him
about that time. He's just so good because the questions
are coming back. Well wait, wait, we use draft draft?
He had no idea. Also does the beginning of does
the beginning of the Washington Wizards lineup? Does this sound
like a boy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Band to you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Here's who was on the floor for Washington though, Bob Carrington,
love him A. J.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Johnson, J. T. Thorpe, jt Ay. That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
We were discussing to get why Brad Paisley was the
NFL Draft concert headliner. This is the moment of the month,
and uh, we're just kind of looking at some of
his songs and how he got him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
What's his most famous song, Brad Paisley.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
I think it's the one where he's having sex with
those fish but on the tires too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Oh man, my hat. I think it's my hat is
my heart. This bitch won't shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Oh what about that's a dog right there? What about?

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
What about this song where he identifies dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
We danced Mike a song about looking back at everything,
he goes, what am I gonna call it? Call it?
Then I got another song called ate something last night,
not eat. I caught supper around there at the gas station.

(01:06:35):
That's another one. Just it's just the most banal observational stuff.
This road state, this road standardy but everything he's got
some deep meaning.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
What you being metaphor?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Say what you see?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
What do you mean? Metaphor? I met her so I
could have sex with her. That's what I'm met her for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Coming up next, we'll turn our attention back to the
Dallas Cowboys. Of course, back to the Dallas cow Oh
that was so good, Ben, so good? All right, coming
up next. We've been laughing a lot, but something got
really serious in the news and we will take a
look at it because it was scary, and we will
do it next right here on ninety seven point one
The Eagle Boy. We are so excited tomorrow we're doing

(01:07:24):
a live remote broadcast in Garland.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
We're gonna do it at Fortunate Sun. Very excited to
be there for that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Some of the best pizza you could ever have in
your life, and we're there because it's going to be
a piece of sports history. The USL Dallas franchise is
going to announce their official name. It's all been under
wraps until tomorrow. It's going to happen while we're there
at Fortunate Sun in Garland. So if you want to
be a part of sports history, come hang out with us,
have some great pizza, have a few laughs on a
Friday at Fortunate Sun. We'll be there from three to

(01:07:51):
six Fortunate Sun in Garland. That's happening tomorrow, but right
now it's time for this.

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
And now it's time for Basis Sweet Day Up Day
featuring veteran news anchor kt F on tweets.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Here are the important.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Stories he's currently tracking from around the world.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
All right, a man is in critical condition after a
twenty one foot fall from his seat last night. This
is during the Pirates and Cubs game. And this happened
Pirates outfielder Andrew McCutcheon. You know, he has a base hit,
so players are running around the bases. Yeah, he had
like a two run double. Players run around the bases.

(01:08:30):
And this is not captured by TV cameras. There was
cell phone cover. At least I haven't seen any TV cameras,
but there's cell phone footage that you can get of
someone who just happened to be able to see it.
And then it's kind of far away and this guy
falls from the front row. They're calling it the Roberto
Clemente Wall, so it's not quite as high as like
your traditional second deck of a ballpark would be, but

(01:08:53):
it's still higher than the normal like wall, and he
lands on the warning track, shirtless, and it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
I did see, by the way, one you guys might
have seen this. I did see one shot from the
broadcast that was from behind home plate where you could
see I guess it's a cutching round and second and
you can see it in the background, and I did
see that. Well, wow, i'n't seen that one. Okay, it's
not like a close up of him, but it's just
a shot from behind the catcher and you just see

(01:09:24):
something falling in the background.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
First thing I thought of was the firefighter who passed
away at the ballpark.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
She Winstone. Yeah, yeah, Shenstone statue.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
I was in there.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
Covering that game in the press box, and I remember
someone in the media made a quip like they kind
of laughed, and I was like, man, that's concrete down there,
Like have you ever been back here that's concrete, Like
he's that's not good. And I think that was like
ten or eleven. Well, I don't know how high that
was actually because that was the old ballpark in the
big left field wall. But twenty one feet is a

(01:09:54):
long waist. Now, this immediately breaks out on Twitter and
you have people going, didd he jump. And honestly, if
you are watching it from far away on the cell
phone camera footage, it does look like he rows and jumped.
But then if you zoom in and then you slow
it down, you can see him trying to grab for it,
and it looks like he slipped. He like rows and

(01:10:16):
like maybe the rail was slick or something. And it's
not like it's high, so it's still not like it's
not even above your like up to your waist if
you were standing up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I always get nervous and upper decks. Oh yeah, you
always do too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
I didn't think he jumped because his body was spinning.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Yeah, you know, like you're gonna But even if you
think about so twenty one feet that's basically two stories, right,
like jumping completely off to a second story building, man,
that would be tough to do even if you were
planning it, like if you were in a two story
building that was on fire and you had to jump,
I would just assume you'd break both your legs if

(01:10:55):
you did that, right, especially at our age. Yeah, and
that dude spun over that rail and just went hurling
towards earth.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
I can't believe he's alive because he lands on his
back and neck.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Get I didn't see how he landed well, but.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
I guess you know again from that footage from that
cell phone, it's it's far away, so maybe you can't tell.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
His face is real bloody because he's on his back
when the E. M.

Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
S crews are out there and you see, you know,
I did see the cop you know, the TV broadcast
where the Pirates players like all motioning. That's all they
can show, you know, right, and they're all running out there,
So I don't know. They also said they only had
eleven thousand fans in attendants. It's a weird, you know
aside here, but it's like, no one's going to those games.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I guess, man. I you know, has mccutch and Ben
in Pittsburgh the entire time he went away for a
little bit. He did came back because I was sitting there, going,
is he there, Michael Young? Is he just been there forever?
He went to the Phillies for a bit and then
came back. Uh, let's let's focus on the shirtless part.
Is that allowed anywhere to sporting man just at any time,

(01:12:06):
just you're welcome to go shirtless. I think baseball is
different because and there they're ballparks outdoors, right, Oh yeah, yeah,
I think baseball I think it. Well, I shouldn't say baseball.
I think football stadiums and baseball stadiums that are outdoors.
I think it's common to see because you know, dudes
will paint their boobs.

Speaker 13 (01:12:24):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
Yeah, you know, what's the temperature up there in Pittsburgh too,
I mean talking if it's ninety degrees in Pittsburgh, that's
that's that's a lot for them to handle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Oh and for them specifically for them people of Pennsylvania. Yeah,
that's like hot for them. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
So that's why I was kind of kind of that
was another thing, the shirt off. But someone did tweet
They're like, yeah, I don't really like They're like, yeah,
he definitely. This was the tweet from one person on Twitter.
Imagine that was. He definitely jumped. He was shirtless, and
someone was like, look, people attend these games shirtless all
the time. I remember sitting out in the outfield too,

(01:12:59):
now that i'm about it, I remember the early days
of Cuban. He would let shirtless guys get in the
arena for free. Remember when he was just rowdy fans
from the plaza.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
I'll just yeah, I wonder, I wonder what his blood
alcohol level is gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Yeah too, because if you just see somebody shirtless falling,
You're like, Okay, they're partying, they're having a great time,
and just god, I got to be in a dangerous situation,
all right. Scary, very very scary story.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Coming up next, it's the Big Finish and I'm gonna
bring you five new songs from the Internet. That's right
coming up next in less than four minutes, The Scroll Patrol.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Don't miss it, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
It is The Ben and Skin Show, ninety some point one,
The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us today.
Don't forget. Ben and I are partners in a brewery
up in Salina called roller Town beer Works, and we're
so proud of it, and we'd love having people come
on up there and hang out with us. Now, this
is a really big weekend because we're kind of having
our pre Cinco de Mayo weekend and you're sitting here going, Okay,

(01:13:56):
what old does that entail? Well, I got a little
something for you. One of my favorite people food entities
to come out to Rollertown is Jazzy Tacos. They're gonna
be there with Big Lou Mitcheladas. And one of the
things that we're doing is we are celebrating the release
of our incredible Mexican lagger, the Umbre Lobo Man. It

(01:14:16):
is a fantastic Mexican lagger. We bring it out this
time of year every year, and now is the time,
So going up there and enjoy it. It's gonna be
a great weekend up there. We have live comedy. We
had seth on earlier talking about his show. Well, we're
gonna have live comedy at Rollertown on Saturday night and
it is free. So if you want to get any
of that in this weekend, by all means out up
to Rollertown Beer Works, and of course you can get

(01:14:39):
it at restaurants like Fortunate Sun, where we're going to
be tomorrow, good Friend, the Nook, American Airline Center, chop shop,
all these great places carry Rollertown asked for it by name.
But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 8 (01:14:51):
Oh yeah, yeah things on this scowling wool, cooking nuts, big.

Speaker 11 (01:15:00):
Troll, fuckbong, and this peak, this snake boots the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Body's yeah, it's screw the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
True What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
I just said, it's Scroll, Thank you, Steve. It is
the Scroll Patrol.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
And I ben rogers know how to use the Internet
a little bit better than my coworkers. They're just scared
of tainting their algorithm, and I specifically search for taint
on my algorithm.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
So it's great work when I can just bring some
new things to them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
And one of the things I've been stumbling across of
late are just really really bad songs. There's no barriers
to entry to the social media music industry. All you
got to do is be able to make a video,
make a song. Boom, It's out there in the world,
and for some reason, the algorithm loves feeding me these
terrible songs. Now, usually we listen to the songs and
we all pick a winner and try to determine what

(01:15:53):
is the best of the worst songs based on our
own criteria, and last week or last time we did it,
we were deadlocked two to two. Uh, and so we
should probably revisit that before we get started. Kate, let's
break that time here, shut the f up by Cleaver
and Blade.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Hey man, I just want to let you know that sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
And this current time is just one of those times
you gotta come all right, pretty good. I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
Me and Christina voted for that, but you guys voted
for making Cheese at Night by Clooner about white, I
need a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Bit of gift top Taylor Swift new heikes if she
ain't doing I'm a pass.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
My price doing up like gas, I'm a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Chick in then late on a Sunday they hate me
and like Garfield hate Monday Rappers camp me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
I never gave them considered. All right, what's wrong with
you guys? The song you pick just sounds like cake.
It just sounds like a cake song. I'm sure they
probably actually it's a cake cover song. More LCD sounds.
I thought the same thing, more LCD bouncing on ours.
The spirit of this segment is clearly what Clooner is doing. Wait,

(01:17:08):
what's his name is that enough to swing it alighted.
Vote for what song you like the most.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
I like that one the most. All right, so we're
all still deadline. Yep, yep, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Want to shoot? No, you can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
You can do it against skin for the wind.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Okay, Oh we're doing the rock one to shoot, one
to shoot. Clooner gets the wind. Hey, can you guys
can go listen to that North Texas alternative station. I'll
be playing that cake song a little later today, so
Clooner gets a chance to advance this week.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
There's five new songs you guys have to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Now, I have a hard time remembering if I've brought
these songs to the table at any point over the
last ever, because sometimes you're on social media and you're like,
I know, I've seen this show. This next song, I've
seen it for the last five years and it's one
of the worst songs ever. But I was like, I
don't know if I've brought it to scroll Patrol on
the Eagle. So this is a this is a girl

(01:18:08):
called party Girl, I don't know this, and this is
her song called Chin Up High.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Work, Shake that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Money Maker in my face.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
It's a paper.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
I love your misbehavior. Man, that's awful. Is that? What
does she looked like?

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Not good?

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
She looks like a prostitute. Was not an expensive one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I always want to know if it if the person
doing it is doing a project for the program they're
a part of. Maybe if you know what I mean,
maybe you maybe all right, that's chin up high barty girl.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Uh, this one's called you write it well by d
lo do it all right?

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
I do?

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
I know, I know I do away as mine, away
as mine.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
I said, like your bodyboudy, like your bout.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Everybody said, like your body about it, like your byway
as mine.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
As mine? You right it?

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
I right, well, I know, I know I do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
How you're doing, how you doing, how you doing, how
you doing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
How you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how
you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
How you're doing?

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
How you done?

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
It's so good.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
If they added some like bass or something, that might
be kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
That's well. I like the one part where they decide
to add that little pencil that they're hanging on the
table underneath it. But to me, that is genius because
they put it in a position where the rest of
the world can add their own music to it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:10):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
It's an interactive song. All right, here's one called dance
Dance Move Move by Hila. We're into a strong can half.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
No wom can be like me too, No wom can
be like you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
To me, doctors, my chills, yourself in me, my heart
is why I happened. I am having la Hi, I'm
here you are We dancing his wash danced house dance
dass Mo.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Nadia from I was thinking kid from Napoleon Dynamitis.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
This is the best one we've ever had. These are
really great.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Songs, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Sometimes you run across people on social media that are
doing cover songs. Oh and sometimes they're not scared to
tackle a major major hit. This is beat It by
Anti Rue, no wonder.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
See, no violence, by a feelings feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
What you caang?

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Do you wanna be? What you hangs?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Long feeling? What do you wanna be?

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
The amount of racism in the comments was a spectacle
to behold.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Oh that wasn't a person unbelievable. That's not a part
of this though, Kevin, this is just the musical oone.
I love the decision not to pronounce any of ours.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
I thought she was going for the weird al version
of the song.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Oh yeah, thats a heater man. He brought the she
brought the heat. I went down a dark rabbit hole
with her. She's got a lot of great songs out there.
She does all the all the big hits covers, and
she's just a pleasant looking woman.

Speaker 8 (01:22:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
She just looks like like jan from accounting or something.
You know, she looks normal. What's Jam's last name?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
It's a good question. Uh, I guess it's Rue Anti
Rue guys. I thought her first name like Rue from Uh.
This one is? This one is a guy who's had
a lot of success by playing his music on our show,
and he's even been on our show. But he's got

(01:22:40):
a new heater out It's called Young and Free by
ray On Bass. I have something to say about this one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Yeah, Ry barely time, Ry.

Speaker 10 (01:23:09):
Urry, get closer to me, baby, Let's stay there, love you,

(01:23:31):
let's go mess around.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Did you watch the video on this one? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Did?

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
He He's saying I'm gonna kiss you and don't make
a sound.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Yeah, that's creepy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
We we need to call the authorities. There are underage
girls in the video.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
But see, I'm I'm assuming it's his daughters, like I
certainly hope, so it's at least worth a check. It's
not a hard drive check to make sure. Dude, I was.

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
I went, oh my god, this guy's he's singing about
his lust for younger women.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
I don't think he is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
I think it's I think it's like, hey, let me
try to connect with my thirteen year old daughter. Do
you want to be in my music video with your friends?
I think you're defending it, Ben, because you brought it
to the show. He said, let's go mess around. Well,
I think he's singing to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
An elderly woman. Wait, how is that better? He's telling
her not to make a noise though. That is weird.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
All right, So you've got Chin Up High by Pup
Party Girl. You write it well, the underproduced jam by
d Lo, do It All, Dance Dance Move Move by
at Sheila, Beat It by Anti Rue, and Young and
Free by ray On Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Go Christina.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
You said there are some main comments on Auntie rous
I'm going for Anti Roo.

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
It is a lot of alva for Auntie Roue as
well because of the racism.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Yeah, I'm going with that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Dilo. Is that his name, the guy that did the acipelag, Well,
I'm doing his is incredible. Yeah, and I will go
with Auntie roo as well. Auntie, she's gonna be coming
to causually sung. If you're a Delo fan, I could
be swung. Yeah, I mean you're really gonna vote for no.
I really liked it. I thought it was so good.
And then when you watch her video and you get
to see how pleasant she is. She's just a nice lady,

(01:25:31):
just singing. Michael Jackson, Well, I'll never forget the time
KT looked Auntie Roue dead in her eye and he
said to her, you can get over anything if you
try hard enough, and she did and she recorded be It.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
That's gonna do it for us.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Coming up next, Christina is gonna keep the music going
right here on ninety z one point one The Eagle.
Here're you going?

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
Well, I'm gonna get my sock back, dude, God bless Jesus.