Full Show: May 1, 2025

Here's Thursday's show featuring a big look ahead to tomorrow's show at Fortunate Son in Garland, plus the April 2025 clips of the month, and so much more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
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Speaker 3 (00:59):
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Speaker 2 (01:09):
And we're all hands on deck, excited to be here today.
There's a new.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Fart in that intro.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You'll have to tune in tomorrow to see if you
hear it. Where are we going to be tomorrow to
hear it? Tomorrow? We have a very big remote broadcast.
We're doing our show tomorrow from Fortunate Sun in Garland.
This is one of the most popular and just exciting
and just trending pizza joints in DFW because Portnoy from

(01:37):
Barstool went there and gave it a review and just
gave him this huge review. It was already buzzing prior
to that, obviously, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I don't think a lot of places in Dallas do
the New Haven style p Yeah. Yeah, and they're certainly
the ones that are making the biggest name for themselves
and so man, it is just so wildly popular. People
love it. I'm so excited. This will be my first
time to go. But we're doing our show from the
tomorrow from three to six, so Friday in Garland at
Fortunate Sun. But we're there for a piece of sports history.

(02:06):
Our friends at USL Dallas. It's a professional soccer league.
They're launching a new franchise here and so all they've
been able to call the team until now is USL Dallas. Yeah,
but tomorrow they'll have a name. We will announce the
name and so it's Crest and in soccer. So imagine
if like you want to come join us because it's

(02:27):
going to be a fun way to start your Friday.
The pizza is good, the beer is gonna be flown,
the laughs will be everywhere. We'll have a great time.
But you also get a piece of history by being there.
You know, it's just kind of cool to know that
you were there on the day that's something big like
that happened. Yeah, and it will be a big deal.
We're very excited. We know the folks behind it, and
we know them. It's going to be cool. Now let
me ask you, have you ever even been to downtown Garland?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's a good question. One four seven.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
So we grew up in Richardson, Richardson and Garland, huge rivalry.
Jupiter Road divides us and that's why it might as
well be a massive wall there. It was like the
Hatfield and the McCoy, except it was the Richardson in
the Garland. So where is it in Garland?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm going to pull up the cross section right now
so everybody knows. Do you got kt? Do you know
the cross streets of downtown Garland off the top of your.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Off the top of my head? Okay? Is it by
Josie Records?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Where we were no it's it's not that far from it,
but okay, So technically it is Main Street in Garland
and Fifth Avenue is where Fortunate signs.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
We should have guessed main Street, yeah, right, Maine Oak.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, and so I'm trying. I'll give you like, Okay,
think about my oldhood. If you took Walnut Walnut Street
all the way from Richland Junior College and just started
heading east, you would eventually get to one block away
from downtown Garland, Okay, okay, and so it's it would
be south of Walnut, closer to LBJ.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay, what's over there that I would have gone.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
To Intrinsic Brewing And they've got pretty good barbecue over
there too.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Have you been the Fortunate son yet? Not yet.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'm assuming that was after I moved away from there.
But that downtown area is awesome, and that was before
they did all the upgrades.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, it's cool, like you'll be really impressed. And they
renovated the whole area. They got a badass mayor, right,
he has bits and stuff. I think he does much
fun bit. Yeah, his name is John okay, John Mayer, Yes,
and he is a fantastic guitar player.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
There's an arcade over there, walking distance from fortunate Son.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, on the same side of the block. I just
always forget. What do you mean, like a barcade, yeah thing,
yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
They have like PS five and Xbox up at the
bar that you're sitting at like a cheer situation, so
huge TV.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Play James and you're gonna be You're gonna be blown
away by Fortunate Son. It's so it's got a giant
outdoor area and a giant inside area. Like they're on
the end of like they're on the corner. They're on
the the southeast corner of downtown Garland, the town square,
and they have a big giant, you know, outdoor area,
indoor area and right next door to them. I met

(05:09):
these people last time I went. It's called State and
Maine Merchant and it's just a cool little store.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Did you go.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's just a cool little store and it's like, I
guess what you would consider it a convenience store, but
it's they just carry all sorts of like unique off brands.
They actually carry Rollertown beer Works, our brewery in their store.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
There.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
You could get Rollertown to I've heard of that, all right, right.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, they're really cool people and we got to do
this for TABC rules. You can also pick it up
at AGB and Tom Thumb. But anyways, they're right next
door to Fortunate Son and they're really nice people. And
so when you go tomorrow, you know, I would recommend
everybody that's going to join us out there bounce around
the It's just an old downtown square, like you can
get to everything in five minutes. It's super cool. But dude,

(05:55):
go see those nice people at you know, the convenience
store right next Just stick your head in there and
say hello to him because they're super nice. We don't
get to Garland enough, so it's kind of cool that
we get to go out to Garland tomorrow. And if
you're anywhere in the area, we would love to have
you come join us again. We'll do a live broadcast
from Fortunate Son from three to six. I'm sure we'll

(06:16):
eat a lot of pizza, we'll drink a lot of beer,
and we will be celebrating this big announcement from USL
Dallas and man, that's just a big deal.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's kind of exciting to be there for a piece
of history. I'm fired up.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
And if you want to go to Garland tonight. Go
to Garland. Oh, by the way, that movie that me
and Groobs were in, Yes, that was at the theater
across the town. It's right there. It's right next door
to Intrinsic Brewing. The old time movie theater there in
downtown Garland is right there, right off the square.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Did you end up getting any Oscar buzz for that?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I did, okay because it was forget what Oscar's last
name was, but he saw it.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
He saw it and liked it was buzzed.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, And I think there's a big the USL teams
having a big after party at Intrinsic Brute. I think
they are ye tomorrow, make Garland your Darling. Yeah, I
love I like that. That's really good. And then also
the last time I went so, I was with someone
that was born and raised in Garland and they were
talking about when they were a little kid. They're like,
I used to go to that feed There's a feeds.

(07:21):
This is old school, dude. There's a feed store right
off downtown. Yeah, you're gonna love this. There's a feed
store just north of Salina. Okay, Gunter Solana Gunner and
those things.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Those things are pretty cool. It's cool.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, you know, and if I know, you've got a
lot of live stock, right, yeah, right, right, they're wonderful.
All right, Hey, let's let's let's carry this over and
we'll have a special guest join us. But we want
to give you a quick update on a friend of
ours that has something really cool coming up for those
of you that like comedy, and this will be a
nice Mother's Day gift as well. Joining us on the

(07:55):
hotline is our buddy Seth Cole Seth, How you doing?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Man? Doing great?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now? You are a stand up comedian, You've been in
the DFW area for a long time. You've played our brewery,
Rollertown Beer Work several times. And you have something, you
have something coming up on Mother's Day that we wanted
to get the word out for you.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
What you got cooking?

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah? May eleventh, seven pm at the Dallas Comedy Club
in Deep Elm. I'm recording a special. I'm a live taping.
Netflix is not asking me to do it. I'm doing
it all on my own time, but I'm getting them,
putting it all on wax and getting it out there.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'm very excited. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
So if people want to go become famous and be
on TV, they can come to this an I'm assuming
that you truly you can get test So how do
people get tickets and go be on this bad Boy?

Speaker 7 (08:45):
They can go to Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com and just
go to the show link and click on May eleventh
and look for step Coles live taping.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
And buy your tickets.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
They're super cheap, They're like fifteen bucks. I'm trying to
make it affordable for everybody and your mom, So will.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You be doing a whole line of your mom humor?

Speaker 7 (09:09):
I might do a couple your mom jokes, but nothing,
nothing quite like that.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
This is a you know, one of family friendly. Oh
really no, no.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
No, yeah, lying Now we should tell everybody comedy yeah yeah, yeah,
last name spelled cow l e s when you go
looking for it.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Now.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
The other thing is we will only let comedians on
the show that have stories that involves the mayor of Garland.
Do you have one?

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yeah? So I wrote a joke about how if I
ever get murdered. I wanted to be an assassination but
I just didn't know like I'd have to get into politics.
But I didn't know how high up into politics, like
when does it go from murder to assassination?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Right?

Speaker 7 (09:52):
And then then I said basically like, if you read
tomorrow that the mayor of Garland got shot, you're not
going to be like, oh my god, Scotland May assassinated.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You know, like sometimes sometimes you're just in Garland.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Right, And uh so I did that bit and somebody
was in the audience who knew Scotland May. And later
that night I got a Facebook message from Scotland May
and he basically said, hey, I heard I was in
your act. And I was all like, oh my god.
I said, I'm sorry about that. He goes, well, I

(10:26):
hope you killed and I don't get killed. So he
had a great sense of humor about it, and I said,
I'm gonna I'm gonna change it to mesquite anyway. Yeah,
because honestly, I'm the coolest mayor in all of DFW.
And so we stayed in contact. He came out to
a couple of shows. I've met him at the Day
of the Dead in Garland and he's a risally nice guy.

(10:48):
He does do bits and uh, I'm trying to get
him to come out on Mother's Day. But you know,
I told I told his wife that it would be
a perfect gift.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
So we'll see.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well that's awesome, Seth.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
We want to promote it for you one more time
where people comes, get the tickets and come see you.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. It's a Dallas comedy
club located in Deep Elum Sunday night at seven pm. Also,
as an added bonus, I'm going to have one of
your Berkner brethren, Paul Varguis, opening up for me.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Let's go right.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Hell yeah, that's a good decision by you. Paul usually
makes things at least five percent better, at least.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
At least he's amazing. You guys are amazing.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Thank you guys so much for having me on. And
I hope to see you guys out there.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
All right, we will be out there. Thank you, Seth.
Have a wonderful weekend. There he goes, Seth goals go
see him Mother's Day for the taping of his comedy special.
It should be a grand old time. That dude is hilarious,
funny guy. He's one of my favorite stand up comics ever. Yeah,
and him and Paul together, that makes a whole hell
of a lot of sense. And hey man, in the
spirit of what we're doing tomorrow, he brought a Garland
joke to the party.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
How great is that?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
And again, if you haven't heard yet, fortunate Son tomorrow
been and skin Show three to six. Make sure to
be out there all right, coming up next. I love
it when KT has a wildlife story, and we got
a weird one for you. Stick around here in about
ten minutes right here on the wild Life too.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Wild life to all right, it's good to be here.
Is gone on Twitter. His name's Michael cheryls He.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
I don't really know what he does, but he had
a post and somehow that post got nearly three hundred
million views after a few days.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Wow, that's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
And I think up until now we're probably the only
radio show in the country who has not discussed this yet.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
But now we have a big reason to.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
So here's what he wrote on his Twitter post. Okay,
I think one hundred could beat one gorilla. Everybody just
got to be dedicated to the s that is okay.
I'm now understanding why this took off. It's a great premise.

(13:12):
You know, we do these things all the time, but
the way that it's worded is amazing.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, and it's totally captivated me. And I've seen all
these because he didn't he didn't put like a computer
simulation of it, right, No, Okay.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
So I think it was just one tweet that took
off and then everyone started playing with it.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
So this guy just had the tweet and now the
simulations are everywhere and you can see what it looks like,
you know, if a gorilla is going to take on
a bunch of people. Okay, I have not seen any simulations.
Do we have a clear cut winner? Well, the gorillas
win everything. The one I think I saw one hundred
thousand people against one hundred gorillas and it was like,
I think thirteen gorillas died and the rest were all

(13:51):
human deaths, and they just muhl. They just can't be stopped.
But honestly, it would have to be such a coordinated effort.
We were talking about at dinner and so like if
you had if all if if, because what was the
original premise, one hundred hundred hundred men.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't think so, I don't. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I think you could take one hundred m m A
fighters and they could not beat up one gorilla because yeah,
because think about it, you have they have to coordinate.
How do you get close enough to like even get
near him without him knocking, you know, breaking your neck
with one swing. And that's the thing. It's got to
be coordinated. And this is a lot like chess.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Ben Uh.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
The biggest problem, aside from the strength, is the powerful
jaws that'll rip your flesh off. And so when you
get the hundred people together, you gotta find ten guys
that are the sacrificial pawns and they're the ones that
have to go in. If you put three guys at
each limb, okay, he's going to be shredding those guys,

(14:51):
but then everyone comes from the back and just starts
killing him. You know what I'm saying. So timmy guys back,
he can just turn around. No no, no, not with
three guys on each limb. I don't even think it
would impact him. And I guarantee you I actually think
eighty five MMA fighters could take out one silver Back guerrilla.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Let's just say average man one hundred man. This is
a one hundred men. So you might have a couple
of MMA fighters in there, but you also might have
a fireman. You also might have a guy like me,
all right, so there's not gonna help much. Yeah, but
one hundred man average O weight of a man, it's
about two hundred pounds. One hundred times two hundred is
twenty thousand pounds. Your standard Western goerilla weighs about three

(15:27):
hundred and fifty pounds. So I do think you have
about sixteen five hundred pounds to play with.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
But how can you get it to it? Like you
know what I'm saying, Like coordinated dog is what that
guys say. Hey, So it's not like it's not like
the way.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
In like a head thing, right, like just put off circulation.
I don't think it has a neck.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
It's not like you get to put the gorilla in
the middle and then everyone attacks it from everyd like
how are you?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
How are you doing? I always assume it's one like
like dodgeball.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, both rides, and everybody's got to run towards one
hundred people running towards the gorilla at one time.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Yeah, I think the plan if I was the coach here, Yeah,
you gotta get the eyes. You go with their eyes,
they can't do anything. That's what I'm saying. Someone's gonna
beat yeah, that's ane. Can I have ten dedicated out
of my one hundred guys? You're designated eye gougers? Well, no, no, no,
those guys are going to die.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, they'll die immediately, but they take out the limbs
and that's where people come in and they see, grill.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Got your eyes? Okay, how do we go already? Right?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
How do we land on the gorilla? By the way,
Because wouldn't a grizzly bear be harder to beat than
a grilla? No, silverback gorilla? Silver the legend of the
silverback grilla is so strong. The person that presented it
to me, I said, wait a minute, how big is
your average silverback gorilla? And without without skipping a beaty ghost,
they're like seven feet tall. Okay, I think it's a yetti.
I think a grizzly bear would beat a silverback gorilla.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
No way, I do.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
The internet, we have a well I don't I know
his last name. I don't know his first name.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
If you had a guy wrote a book on this
very frequency you're talking about grilla verse bear.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
No, he wrote a book.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
That's like about animal fights that would actually go he's
a professor in college.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Was it a strange now, mister, fol I don't know
is Cordia. What did AI say? In a one on
one confrontation of grizzly bear would likely win against a
gorilla primarily due to its superior size, weight, and the
effectiveness of its claws and teeth. While gorillas are incredibly
strong and have a powerful bite, the size and physical
attributes of the grizzly bear make it a more formidable

(17:27):
opponent claus versus fingers. So did you see that simulation
right now? Did you say silverback gorilla? I'm serious, because
silverbackgrilla is the most vicious one. That's just old and great.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
No, no, no, that's why the premise took off. The
silverback gorilla is the one that's kind of like the
All right, here's the In a hypothetical fight, a grizzly
bear would likely win against the silverback gorilla, mainly due
to size, strength and weaponry advantages. Man, I think AI
is just saying what it just said a second ago.
It doesn't want to be wrong, right man, Like I

(18:00):
said the other.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Okay, here's an NBC video and they got Steve Karnaki
on at the guy who does the charts for the
NFL playoffs and the political races. Oh yeah, let me
play the sys har kers. He's actually doing the breakdown
if you guys want to hear some of this. Guys,
we have spent way too much time.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Today thinking about all.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Of this, to the point that we actually created a
very unofficial stay Tuned Now poll at work with guy.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
So the poll has sixty three percent picking the gorilla
over the one hundred men. Let's see how we get
to the end here.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Okay, yeah, that's a really great point.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
I think the fight that we're talking about here is
a little bit misguided because really gorillas are in a fight,
and they're in a fight for their survival, so they
are considered critically.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
And we're all, we're not in the food chain, these
one hundred men. When it got down to it, it's
like the thing is like the clutch gene in sports
or whatever, when you when it is time to step
into the battlefield, we're not ready and the gorilla is
absolutely ready.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
And you can't measure that.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
You can't use analytics, weight, you can't even use like
body traits and features a gorilla that.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
A gorillas never used a microwave or experienced air conditioning,
and once you're kind of indoctrinated into that, you saw
live your saw.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
We're pampered.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
We had someone wipe our butt the first three years
of our life, some of us ten years.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Man.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I saw Leonardo DiCaprio go head to head with a
grizzly bear and it was a reasonably fair fight.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
He got his ass kick, but there wasn't about he
was destroyed in the battle.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
He landed. I don't know you landed at all. He
went out like a dude. Wipe man. I think that
dude wipe well. I had a chance to beat that
guy's butt. No final, voto, final verdict. I'm taking the
gorilla over one hundred men. I'm taking the eighty five

(19:55):
MMA fighters.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
That was not part of it.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
That is, thank you, well, except thank you that's a
different one on the road.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Guess they're covering you'll see, just taking a gorilla because
the gorilla does not deserve to die, but.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
The hundred people do. Yeah, give the yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
You don't know that gorilla is innocent. It could have
just like held up a grocery store or something that
no idea.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
How much pent rage do these men have, right, That's
a fair question.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
All right, But but let's take it to the next
level because last night on a very popular talk show,
a whole new fight introduction was introduced, and it demands
our immediate attention. Don't go anywhere in less than four minutes,
We'll have that for you right here on the Eagle.
Coming up in the next hour, we're gonna give you
a chance to win tickets to see Ghost at Dickies.
But you gotta be listening to know it's very important.

(20:42):
But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Hot god come stay on top.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Netflix has a show that airs live every Wednesday night
at nine pm. It's called Everybody's Live with John Mulaney,
and last night's episode happens you do the thing they
always do have They talk about a topic for about
forty five fifty minutes. They have musical guests. But he
kept teasing at the end of the show, I've got
a very special announcement. Now I knew that he just

(21:19):
like released some like tour d eight, so I was like,
surely he's not gonna just do that.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Surely there's more.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
So I waited past the weird Maggie Rodgers John Kell.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Music music guest situation. He is very strange.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Oh my god, that's badass.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
And then he goes and here is his announcement.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
At the end of last night show.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
I promise an announcement and here's what it is. As
many of you know, there's currently a lot of online
discourse about who would win in a fight between one
hundred men and a gorilla. It's prompted a debate in
our writer's room about whether three fourteen year old boys
could beat up me.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
John Mullaney.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
So on our final episode of the season, May twenty eighth,
the theme will be teen Night. We will be talking
about many teen issues and I John Mulaney will square
off in a very real fight against three fourteen year
old books. Is this legal so far? We think so.
It's not assault. We know that, and we're vetting every

(22:16):
step of it to be clear. I want to be clear.
This isn't gonna be like a fun, funny fight like.
It's gonna be me fighting these children and then fighting
me as hard as we can. So if you or
anyone you know has access to a fourteen year old
boy who was willing to fight me John Mulaney and
might need to get something out of his system, please
have their parent or guardian, not the minor. Contact us

(22:40):
at the email below. I want to fight John Mulaney
at email.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's amazing. Oh my god, we's gonna do it. You can't.
You can't not do it now you can. Well, if
it's not legal, if you have to deliver this, I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't think the lawyers will let it happen. Right, well,
the whole The best part is we think it's legal
so far. Yeah, that's the best part. But hypothetically, I
think I don't know if he could beat up three
fourteen year olds. I don't think he works out.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
He's got a broken he might be having to get
hip replacement surgery.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
He tours the abron my god, yeah, I mean, and
he's an old forty three. Yeah, he went hard. God,
I thought he was closer to ard. He's been drinking
because he was thirteen. Who would you take in that fight,
John mulleni or three fourteen year old boy, three fourteen
year old boy. I'd have to get a look at
the fourteen year old boys.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, because, oh my god, please pull that sake. Ah, Hell,
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I think you know, it's like me at fourteen is
way different than Ben at fourteen, Like, you know, this
will develop. Three of Me probably could not have taken
John Mulaney, but three of Ben probably could have.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
So he's got three episodes until this final episode, and
I think he will give us updates on it for
the next three weeks because a bit that he already
did this year was he wanted to get as many
men as he could one inch at a time in
terms of height, that knew their height from like four
feet to seven feet, and he just wanted to get
them in a line. And it was hard to find
a four foot guy and then a four foot one

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guy and a four foot two guy.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
And he did it get them to agree.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, he pulled it off, but it took forever to
get people who knew their actual height and they could
like actually get measured. So he'll update us on this
and I'm sure he'll tell us about the vetting process.
This is great, because wonderful. I mean, like I said,
I I didn't like this show enough to keep watching it,
but I do like the idea that he's clearly just
trying to waste everyone's time.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Fun with the float.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
You know, it's just let's waste an entire season of
people's time, which I appreciate. Again. I love the promo.
He's standing in front of a car and he goes, well, Mom,
I'm so dumb. Why do I have this kick ass car?
It's a really badass. I disagree with to phrase it.
This is a fourteen year old boys, and that the parents.
He was very clear about that the parents have to
or guardian email. Yeah, or guardian has to be the

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ones that email.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
They're gonna get a collection of probably five hundred to
one thousand fourteen year old boys here, and they're gonna
whittle it down, probably have varying heights and ways.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
How many fourteen year old boys would it take to
beat one gorilla? Oh, a thousand, I might take ten million. Yeah, yeah,
they'd be too motion so hard to organize ten million.
Let's start working on that. We'll do that with our
promo crew. We'll start working on on this commercial break.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
All right.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Coming up next, we go around the sports. Uh oh,
Luca is out of the playoffs. We'll talk about what
it means next, but right now it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Now, let's go around the sports.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
KG Tweints has all the sports y.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yeah, last night, the NBA playoffs rolled on, and then
it's sad that the Mavericks aren't a part of it.
But it was the uh Los Angeles Lukers and the
Minnesota Timberwolves, and the Lukers were down three to one
first half. Luca lands on his back, that stopped his
movement even more so.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, right at the end of the first half.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yeah, and there you go, Lakers lose, They're out. Nico vindicated. Well,
I think that.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Luca being eliminated after the first round, the person that
benefits from that the most is Nico Harrison. I think
the longer, if Luca had gone on a deep run
deep in the playoffs, it would have been a real
It just would have been more painful for MAVs fans,
more painful for Nico. I mean, everyone rushes to judgment

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and is quick to formulate a quick opinion in this
opinionated landscape with sports talking all those things. But there's
a lot of people out there now going, Okay, I
see what Nico was saying. Luca can't play defense, he's
banged up, they're targeting him. There was more blowbys by
Luca than any playoff game in history, and so you know,
I bet Nico didn't hate those results, continue just considering

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what a blood bath it's been for him since the trade.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, no, that was the best.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Case scenario for the Lakers to lose. Lakers were a
three seed and to lose in five games, with a
lot of basketball media media talking about Luca's defense, that's
the best case scenario for Nico for sure.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Now, I'm sure publicly he wouldn't say that. I'd be like, look,
i don't care whatever's going on over there. I'm focused
on my team. But in the court of public perception,
you are one thousand percent right based on the media.
I was watching the stuff I've seen on social media,
and you know, while I'm getting ready for the day,
I've got those ESPN shows, which where are they first take?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
First take?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
What all those things, Pat McField, those things, and basically
what they were saying nobody, nobody is saying that, Okay,
that was a fair trade by any means, But they're saying, Okay,
this is why Nico traded him. Yeah, they just looked
at this and said, because now, what all those shows
were saying. They're not even looking at it through the
lens of the Mavericks anymore. They're like, Okay, what do

(28:08):
the Lakers need to do? And basically what I was
hearing were three different shows saying, all right, you have
to surround uh, Luca and Lebron with as many good
defenders as you.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Can, which is you got it right exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
The Mavericks had Kyrie and Luca and they went out
there and started surrounding him. Yeah, you got like you're
gonna have and and you know, the Lakers were in
this weird thing where, you know, they just didn't have
a center or one that they felt comfortable playing. And
so like last night, Maxi Kleba got in that game.
He hasn't played in a basketball game since January in

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a Maverick uniform.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
He was mad. So he's never played team ever.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
It never He's never practiced with the Los Angeles Lakers once.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
So crap.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, and he got in in that game. He was
in the final six minutes of that game. And it's
like Odo fouled out. It's like, dude, it's that bad.
But they had it trade for a center, but they
it was declined over hell, he's got He's had a
lot of back injury stuff and so they the Laker
doctors nixed it. Did the guy play again the rest
of the season after that, Oh, he played great.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
He killed the Mavericks.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
And by the way, the guy that they were trading,
the main guy, Connect, their first round pick. After that
trade got nixed. He fell into a hole and couldn't
get off the bench for the Lakers, So now their
first round draft pick asset is kind of like, it's
kind of like, what's happened to Jaden Hardy? Yeah, right,
Like Jaden Hardy's trade value is diminished because he just
fell into a hole and couldn't get out of it.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
That happened to Connect.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
And you know the other thing too, is like, I know,
you guys think I'm doing a bit like I love
Austin Reeves.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I really do.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
They can't move forward with Austin Reeves playing next to
Luka Doncic. One of the main reasons the Lakers lost
that series is that they went up against a team
that had a great inside presence, so they were gonna
have to beat him shooting threes and beat him from
the outside. Austin Reeves went ice cold. I mean, he
was bad for five games. And they have to have

(30:04):
Lebron Luca and Austin Reeves shooting lights out to go
beat teams that are built like that. Yeah, and I
thought Luke played great in the series. I thought Lebron
played really well. Austin Reeves gave him next to nothing
and it killed him.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Question, would you trade Derek Lively for Austin Reeves if
I'm the Mavericks? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh god, No, okay, and I love him. I'm just
saying they need a big and you said they can't
move forward. I think I think Derek Lively the Second
is the best future player on the Mavericks, like and
it's not even close like what he can develop into
if he stays healthy. He can develop into a top
twenty player in the league. If he stays healthy.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
What's Austin Reeves is trade?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Well, it's high only he's only making like ten million dollars.
But I'm saying, for me personally, Derek Lively the Second,
I'm like, if I'm trading him, I'm getting a real
franchise changer. And as much as I like Austin Reeves,
I'm not trading a seven footer that can do it.
Derek Lively the Second can do Gaffer. I'd consider it,

(31:07):
but because this team doesn't have any ball handlers.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
But that may be.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Like, I mean, I don't are they giving the Lakers
a big they need, right and are they've already given
them Luca?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I mean, hell? But can they whatever?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, I want to say this, there were moments last
night in Game five of the Lakers series where Dorian,
Maxi and Luca were on.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
The floor for them. Kyrie was there too. Yeah, they're
just watching on the front road. Made me sad.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, I don't know that the Mavericks will ever be
able to make a trade with the Lakers ever. Again,
not with Nkos, the Gangs. I don't know that it
can happen. You know, it's kind of like maybe they could,
but it's kind of like, uh, the Cowboys drafting alignment
from Michigan. I mean, at this point, it doesn't a
defensive lineman. It doesn't make sense. But it's just the reality.

(31:54):
The perception is the perception. But but realistically, if they
if they, if the Lakers want to build a team
around Luca, well the Mavericks have already done that. So
they've got a roster that's right for the picking. Yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, And I'm not just saying I
mean they to me, this is why the Mavericks didn't
hang on to Jalen Brunson or didn't want to pay

(32:15):
him all that money because they thought he's not a
good fit next to Luca. He's a six foot non
defensive offensive player. That's what Austin Reeves is sure, you know.
And so it's like, you have one of the best
players in the world, put the right kind of guys
around him.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
That's what they have to go do.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And they were nowhere near that roster wise, they were
gonna have to play flawless offensively to beat the Timberwolves,
and they couldn't. And now Luca's wearing it when I
thought he played better than Lebron or Austin Reeves, right,
he is absolutely wearing it. And is that just the
way it's going to be for him? Because even if
you know he wore it when he was on the mat,
if you're if people think consider you an MVP and

(32:53):
you're not balling out, then you're gonna catch it. It's
just the way it is in the world. All right,
let's let's carry this over. We'll keep this conversation go on.
Let's go around the sports. Part two coming up, in
just less than four minutes, so don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
All right, it's the Ben and Skin Show.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Shout out to our homie Mikey the drummer from Drowning Pool,
no doubt drinking some rollertown right now. All right, Ben
and Skin Show ninety some one point one the Eagle.
We have tickets to give away. We have a four
packet tickets to see Ghosts in August at Dickies. The
first person, the first person that uses the iHeart app
and hits the talkback feature and leaves a voice message

(33:27):
with their name, their phone number, their email address, and
the answer to this question. Which comedian where we talked
about earlier is planning on fighting three fourteen year old boys.
We were talking about this in the Hollywood Shuffle. If
you know which comedian and you're the first person to
leave the message with your name, phone number, and email address,
you're gonna win that four packet tickets to see Ghosts.

(33:50):
We have a news quickie involving a murdering porn star
coming up at the bottom of the hour. But let's
get back into some sports question for you. Yeah, shoot,
so at well done so at the beginning of next season, Yeah,
you know that Kyrie Irving's going to miss half the
season whatever he's gonna miss. At the beginning of the season,

(34:10):
which team will have uh will nationally be favored more
to do better in the Western Conference. MAVs are the
Lakers because Lakers will have an off season to build
around Lucas. I love that. Can you can you answer
me one question? Can you can you just kip me
ahead to May twelfth and tell me where to the
Mavericks draft?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh? Right, when do we find that out? May eleventh?

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
No, just get ready in May twelfth. I don't know, Man,
I don't know. I feel like we're due. If they
get a top four pick, I'm gonna go ahead and
say the Mavericks, now, would they would they trade that
for a more usable piece of veteran or draft It's
a great question, but man, it's a hell of an asset. Yeah,
you know it's we're focused. We are hyper focused on

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this two and three year window because of the age
and health of Anthony Davis and uh Kyrie. But I
would also say they have a lot of good young
players and good assets, and they're if they do get
a top four pick, I mean they're going to have PJ. Washington,
Gafford Lively, and a lottery pick in the top five
from this year, all unto the age of twenty six. Okay,

(35:15):
but but that's a big if to get in the
top four. Will Is. Does Nico have the freedom to
even cook like he would like to right now? Like,
let's say that he comes up with some amazing trade,
it might be hard to even I think he does.
I just think I think if he didn't, he would
be fired right now.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
But who's if he comes to the ownership and says, hey,
I got a blockbuster deal. Are they going to even
hear him out. Oh, they're gonna hear him out. They're
gonna make some calls first, right, Like they more guardrails here, Yeah,
there's more guard rail. I wouldn't be surprised if the
first guy Patrick Dumont calls is Dirk honestly, right, Or
they're also going to say, okay, now, wait a minute,
we're not doing this, hey man, eleventh hour, We're gonna

(35:56):
pull in people. You've got an assistant GM and matt
Riccardi and Michael Finley both hold that position. So let's
talk to all those guys. I just think the process
will be different because of the national reaction. And you
know the other thing too, is Patrick Dumont's a global
business man. When the deal goes down, is he available?

(36:18):
Is he somewhere else on the globe?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
You know?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Is he and macau China?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Like, I just think they'll do things differently because of
the experience and all the backlash.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
But I still think.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I think if Nico is gonna be the guy that's
making the draft pick, there's no reason to believe Nico's
not in charge. Did you hear Lebron last night when
they were asking him about a center needing a center
in his postgame press when you say he said, he
goes I'm not going to comment, and they're like, why
they go? Because Ad said we needed a center and
he got traded the next week.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh that's amazing.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I mean, but let me ask you this, are you
really going to care once the spur are rolling out
wimby Giannis and dearon Fox to start next year? Just
just prepare yourself for that.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Okay, well, Mark that let me hear that again. So
you think Giannis will go to San Antonio? I do
four nights in May first, because I think that.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I mean a lot of people are talking Oklahoma City,
and I get it, But if you're Oklahoma City, do
you want to disrupt this chemistry you have because I
think I think, I think Oklahoma City and they're like,
there's no guys on their old skuys like lou Dort.
I mean, they're all babies, and they're and they're badass,
and they love playing with each other and they still
have a ton of assets. So just let's just see

(37:39):
if it's a Boston Oklahoma City finals. I think Boston
probably wins it one more time. But if you're Oklahoma City,
are you are you gonna blow that up to add
Giannis because you don't even know if Jannis and Shay
will play great together?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Right, like you have a thing. Meanwhile, the Spurs are like, dude.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Have you seen how many picks the Spurs have, including
the Mavericks twenty thirty pick. The Spurs have the Mavericks
twenty thirty.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
That's going to be a top three pick. So oh no.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
They call Milwaukee and they go, hey, look at this
that we're putting together three former first round players that
currently start for us in three future lottery picks.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
What are you going to do Dames. That's what they
should have got for Luca. That sucks, man. So I
don't like talking about this stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
That's a good point. Let's not talk about it, all right.
Yeah golf, Yeah, let's not do that. Coming up next,
there's been a murder and everyone's looking at a porn
star as the guilty person. We'll talk about that. Note
she's never had food like it. I think she said
it was the best meal she's ever had in her life,
and she's had some of the best food anyone's ever
had cause she's one of the best players in the
history of Yukon. That's exactly right. So get over to

(38:45):
her Toddo barbecue and treat yourself now. Don't forget. We've
been saying this a lot today because we're so excited
about it. Tomorrow we're doing a live broadcast in Garland.
You can come watch our show from three to six.
But during our show or at some point during the
extravaganza tomorrow at Fortunate Sun in Garland, Badass Pizza Joint
THESL USL Dallas Soccer Club is going to announce their

(39:08):
team name. We've known there's a USL team coming to Dallas.
We just haven't been able to release the name or
see the crest or the colors. And that's all happening tomorrow,
so you can come be a part of sports history,
watch that happen and hang out with us, drink some beer,
eat some pizza at Fortunate Son in Garland. That's from
three to six, and then after they're going to Intrinsic
for a postgame party. Is that right? And that's man,

(39:29):
that's a really cool brewery and they have great barbecue there,
so you just can't miss dude. Yeah, I guess it's
a post show party. But right now it stand for this.
Give me that news quickie.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Man, I've got a wild one right here, thirty five
year old porn star Yoston Mosquera. By the way, porn
star is used to liberally porn actor. That's a great point.
What percentage of porn actors are stars? Like the best
of the best?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
How many? Name them off the top of your head?
Ben Lisa and oh he's out, Well, I have name disease.
I can picture him. I'm picturing him right now. You
want me to tell you what I'm picturing? Yeah? Wait,
what Christina is saying? Who did you say, I.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Would just expect you to rattle off all the women,
so good time. Bet, Yeah, it was the one you like.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Johnny Savage, Johnny Sins, Johnny Sis, Peter North, Peter North,
my guy, what man? Yeah, Kendre lust but hi Big
Ben Alexis Texas.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
I saw her crawling around on some someone on TMZ
the other.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Day, crawling around sark that those are the big four,
those are the only stars.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
So this guy's name Iso Justin Mosquerra, and he's accused
of decapitating a couple. Oh that's told, before stuffing their
remains in a suitcase.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
And these suitcases were found on a bridge over in England.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Mate. Now he is.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Denying the murder charges and innocent until proven guilty. I
do believe in that the murders are sixty two year
old Albert Alfonso and seventy one year old Paul Longworth.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Okay, come on, man, what long a porn star married
or murdered a guy named Longworth?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Long girth?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, who's twice his age, your honor. I was only
guilty of murdering that ass.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Prosecutor said, Well, a prosecutor said that. Mosquetra claimed he
was having extreme sex. Oh extreme hens a quote, extreme
sex with the sixty two year old Albert Alfonso at
the time of the alleged attack.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Isn't that possible? How extreme was it? Yeah? So poh uh,
they popped the top.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Off that thing.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
Apparently there's a clip of him singing and dancing after
the attack too.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
That's gonna probably get him in court. What kind of
a song. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
This reminds me. He's probably sobbing and singing Happy birthday
to me. Uh, he's probably kicking their heads like a soccer.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Well, that was a weird one.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I think, like, if you're murder guy and you end
up taking the bodies and chopping them up and putting
them in a suitcase, you kind of missed your calling
because you easily could have just been you know, like
autopsy and balmer guy and not like, no, you go
to jail.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, it's just tough man.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
He may have wanted to go to jail for extreme sex. Yeah,
the extreme sex. I wonder think about the extreme sex
he could have in jail.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Now, according to the outlet The Guardian, Moscato was paid
to engage in these sex acts with Alfonso, so Alfonso,
the sixty two year old man is asking this thirty
five year old guy to fly overseas and do me.
And so that's well, that's.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
One of the quote unquote extreme sections taking place. So
the other guy's watching, you know, Longworth was attacked first
with the hammer to the head.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Oh my god, the noggin I should say, probably was
he not close enough.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
When you say a hammer, Yeah, that's a tough way.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Really, there's a lot of things that probably should reword.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah, he got pounded to what you're saying with your reporting.
Then a guy broke his skull here yep, and his
body is now and let's show some reverence. Best in peace.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
There you go. He smashed He smashed him.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Yeah, but can we just show a little bit of
respect to this guy whose remains are stuffed inside of
Samsonit right now?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah? After that would be good after paying to watch
extreme sex. I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Now it says here.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
That Albert alf Alfonso, the other guy, he was uh,
he died of repeated stab wounds to his face and body.
His body. So there's your news, quickie. Someone told me
the other day, they said there's been some darker stories
lately coming from Kevin, and I'm like, look, I don't

(43:59):
make the news. I report on the news. Have you
guys heard about the Connecticut cannibal. No, there's a guy
who is about to be released from prison on good behavior,
who has eaten people before, cannibal walking among us. That's
gonna happen, dark story turner. I know, man, and I

(44:19):
give you the details on that. Sometime in twenty thirty
other I looked up the synonyms for the word head
and did you know some people are calling the head
the nut?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Did you look it up on an urban dictionary.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Let's stay ahead of it.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Right here, big Today game, really good, next, beautiful stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, it really is beautiful stuff. Yeah, this is coming
your way in just over three minutes. Don't go anywhere.
The Today game next.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
But right now it's time for this speaking. You guys
know what today is?

Speaker 6 (45:02):
Thursday, Mayday, Thursday, it's May first. Yeah, it's May first.
So let's take a look at what we did in April.
How about that? Oh that's great, Christina, you were gone
last week when this happened. But Ben had the giggles
on I think it was Wednesday of last week and
he was discussing the joke was so funny in his

(45:23):
head he couldn't get it out the.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
First time fast.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
So Ben was discussing his nickname and growing up. For
years I was called.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh what was it?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
For years I was called horse Dom?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Why? I don't know by the coach.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I don't know, because I think, Hi, horseedm get out
here and give me twenty man. Come on the coaches.
How you doing bush ups with no arms? Hey, horse Dom,
get over here, horse Tom.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I think it had to do with you share what
horse dung. Come to think of it, I think it
was horse even stranger who says dum? Who says dung?
Socially Yeah, like people in Brad Baisley songs. Look, this

(46:24):
is the worst show on the radio, and if you're
listening to it, that says a lot about you.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
That's on your.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Horse.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Horse ass is a funny nickname for someone. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I had someone asked me for my email address last
night and I told him it was horse dong Rogers
that get that butt dot org.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
And that is your Kentucky Derby preview. Why why is it?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Are trying to get back bro get back community?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah? Yeah, one serving at a time.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
Now, I think, uh, the problem with the nickname conversation
that we were having. Thank you guys for asking me
about my nickname and how I got KT, which is
pretty simple because my name is Kevin Turner. But here's
the discussion that got real dark. It's like what a
coach would start calling you, like in junior high and
KT was easy? Is that what the coaches called to?

(47:22):
What the coaches like the most about your athleticism? I
think what it was is how limber?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah? Oh god, oh man? That got dark? They did
they ever get caught taught doing what coaching.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
He stretched before, like every team pray, don't don't get defensive.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
You're talking about hot coaching.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Hey man, it's okay, we're with you.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I thought everyone played their role perfectly there.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
The only thing I would ask I have Arianna our
backup is dropped that music out?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah, this is the woe and Ben's la Ben's laughing.
It was is how limber? Yeah? Oh god, oh man,
that got dark? He's living?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Snightly Whipper, last whip, last.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Incredible cut back to four packs a day.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Let's give Christina some shine well or she does she
need to go put her nose in the corner. And
this one is funny because also one person on the
show didn't catch it.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
To your point that the guy who makes that Mike
White note, maybe he walked up to the ledge.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I'm gonna jump off the ledge. Yeah, not jumping.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
Pretty dark but not I were saying, because we're to
get into the last of us this Sunday night. Yeah,
and it's like that into Baby Billy's penis on the
righteous gymstone.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
We are talking like a docking situation.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
But the penguin, the penguin that's taking it to the
darkest place. Here's this sweet character and we're gonna murder
him on camera. A man, I was gonna finally finish
the penguin this week. We don't know which character I'm
doing now, there's only one sweet character in the whole show. Ben.
We're gonna put Christina in time out and we hits

(49:29):
to the four o'clock hour. I think we're gonna play
some Don Dawkin later in the show.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
We play rock music.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Okay, that's the easy app for any docking joke. The
band docin Christina, I.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Don't even know what it means.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Can we explain it, Christina.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
That's when a boat like goes up to the pier
and they set up doc and they dock the boat.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
What is it a metaphor for? Yeah, it's a metaphor.
What Oh, that's probably foreshadowing.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Is one of the boats circumcised.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Named that.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Let's do one quick one right here, and then we'll
come back with the more, with with the more, with
some more. Actually I have two right here. They're very quick.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Ben's had some some wild noises come out of him
last month. Crazy. Yeah, it is crazy.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Man.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
It happens to the best of them. All right, there
you have it. Man, I had a rough weekend, right
all right, there you have it.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Here we go Ben, Okay, So why why do we
think that this movie was successful when so many other
treats recently have not been? Your roller coaster took off before,
when so many other treats recently have not been?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Oh god, what some more here in a second? Right,
all right?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
It is the Ben in Skin Show nine point one
the Eagle. Now we are halfway through our April clips
with a p of the month, and here with the
clips is Kevin Turner.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Now, Skin made it out pretty easy of the last segment,
So we should start out with him.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Great, this is a very confusing phrase that he brought up.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
We were discussing Chance the Rapper for some reason, and
I don't I don't even know why this happened.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Guys, Chance the Rappers thirty two. You know, he's just
waiting for some stuff to pop.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
You waiting for some stuff to pop? You know what
they about?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Anyone?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Hello, guy, your age shital You could say.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
That about anyone.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Anyone that you haven't heard from it a while. What
are they doing? Well, they're just waiting for some stuff
to pop. Ald friend of fifteen years now, he's just
waiting for some stuff to pop. I challenge every listener
to bring this up in a conversation with someone. Hey,
whatever happened to your cousin, Joel? I think he's just

(52:08):
waiting for some stuff to pop. Guys, career, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
We should give Skin a little bit of credit for
how he ended the show one day, though.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I think like there's just a whole generation of people,
or a couple of generations of people that are like, oh,
so that's my dad.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Interesting, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I mean, I told you guys, this we have a
whole new half sister on Tricia's fat family that we
never knew he had. And her dad was like, I
remember that lady went back to Sweden right after our day.
Never knew Wow, and then you know she reaches out
to him when she's fifty.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Happened to down Nelson? Was there contraception back then?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I mean, dude, it just didn't feel as good. Christina,
are you going to play music before.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
The MAVs game?

Speaker 7 (53:06):
Shit?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, yeah, I got a little bit. I'm going to play.
What are you thinking of playing the good stuff? Yeah,
we'll see you tomorrow. That's a horrible retort by me.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Well, all the way to end it, you were just
waiting for some stuff.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I was just in shock by what you said.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
My question stands, was their contraception in the like when
we're condoms in then?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Hey, Siri, I can't believe I'm googling it.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
This is what it control was when mid eighteen hundred?
When were condoms invented?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Ancient Egypt one thousand BC?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Really, I mean the rhythm method goes back to dinosaurs.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
LATEX nineteen twenties.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Get this.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
Charles Goodyear patented the process of vulcanizing rubber. Those rubber
condoms in eighteen fifty five. Shout out to Spot so
pretty cool tires, goodyear. If you'd like to do business,
email me Kevin Turntmedia.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Dot Com send that air tech to him right now.
Eddie Martinez so happy.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Right.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
It was like a national vibe. We'll figure it out.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
They started off they were made of linen.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Linen. Oh you can wash them, yes, so reusable gum.
Worse for the girl.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Take it out to the bucket of soap. Here's a
Ben's wild tease from last week. Fascinating right before, right
before live Spot with one of our valued clients. Fascinating discussion.
All right, coming up next? Uh should porn be taught
in school? One school belief? So you've got to hear

(54:43):
this story. Don't go anywhere. That's next before we get there.
Orchard dot com right now, Orchard dot com. Wow, Orchard
dot com. That prompted a message from our California friend,
Jesse Kubadet, who was listening.

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Look, this is something that happened a while back, beginning
of the month in April. As we're going through the
best clips of the show from April, though, the one
thing that happened on the show over the last month, though,
that I was asked about at parties right, ask you
encounters in public?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
You know, people were bringing this one up. Sorry.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Here we go, and it begins with skin discussing the
Washington Wizards lineup.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
For some reason.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Here's who was on the floor for Washington though, Bob Carrington,
love him. A. J. Johnson, J. T. Thor my guy,
Anthony Gill and Tristan Vukcevich.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
So Washington was doing their best to win that game.
And Sacramento. I still spit the day.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Have you seen there? It's like a Ji league. Maybe
it was a two way guy from Washington. Dev Hour, Wait,
who's this for? For Washington? What's his name? He's like
Skinny three point shog dev Hour? Okay, is he a
draft pick for him? Dev Hour? Des nuts.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
I want to thank everyone for tuning into the Eagle.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
The most shocking picks I've ever heard said coming up
next to today game. Okay, there you go. It's good,
Dev Hour.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
People ask me about it at parties too. Yeah, can
you invite Kevin to this party so he can ask
him about that time?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
It was just so good because the questions are coming back. Wait, wait,
will use draft draft had no idea?

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Also does the beginning of does the beginning of the
Washington Wizards lineup?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Does this suck a boy band to you?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Here's who was on the floor for Washington though, Bob
Carrington love him? A. J.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Johnson, J. T. Thorpe, J T Ay.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
All right.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
We were discussing to get why Brad Paisley was the
NFL Draft concert headliner. This is the moment of the month,
and uh, we're just kind of looking at some of
his songs and how he got him.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
What's his most famous song, Brad Paisley.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
I think it's the one where he's having sex with
those fish but on the tires too.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Oh man, my hat. I think it's my hat is
my heart. No, this bitch won't shut up?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
What about that's a dog right there? Oh? What about?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
What about this song where he identifies dogs? We danced
Mike a song about looking back at everything? He goes,
what am I gonna call it?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Call it?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Then?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
I got another song called ate something. Last night, wait,
hold on something? I was doing caught supper round there
at the gas station.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
That's another one. Just it's just the most banal observational stuff.
This roadt this.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Road standardy well, everything's got some deep meaning.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
What you mean metaphor? Boy?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Just say what you see?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
What do you mean metaphor? I met her so I
can have sex with her. That's what I'm meta for.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
All right.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Coming up next, we'll turn our attention back to the
Dallas Cowboys. Of course, back to the Dallas cow Oh
that was so good, Ben, so good. All right, Coming
up next, we've been laughing a lot, but something got
really serious in the news and we will take a
look at it because it was scary, and we will
do it next right here on ninety seven point one Dague.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
And now it's time for Basis Sweet Day Up Day,
featuring veteran news anchor kt fon tweets hear of the
important stories he's currently tracking from around the world.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
All Right, a man is in critical condition after a
twenty one foot fall from his seat last night. This
is during the Pirates and Cubs game. And this happened
Pirates outfielder Andrew McCutchen. You know, he has a base hit,
so players are running around the bases. Yeah, he had
like a two run double players run around the bases,

(59:10):
and this is not captured by TV cameras. There was
cell phone cover at least I haven't seen any TV cameras,
but there's cell phone footage that you can get of
someone who just happened to be able to see it.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
And then it's kind of far away and this guy
falls from the front row.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
They're calling it the Roberto Clemente Wall, so it's not
quite as high as like your traditional second deck of
a ballpark would be, but it's still higher than the
normal like wall, and he lands on the warning track, shirtless,
and it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I did see, by the way, one you guys might
have seen this. I did see one shot from the
broadcast that was from behind home plate where you could
see I guess it's McCutcheon round and second and you
can see it in the background.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
And I did see that. Oh wow, i'n't seen that one.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Okay, it's not like a close up of him, but
it's just a shot from behind the catcher and you
just see something falling in the background. First thing I
thought of was the firefighter who passed away at the ballpark.
She havingstone. Yeah, yeah, Shenonstone statue. I was there covering
that game in the press box, and I remember someone
in the media made a quip like they kind of laughed,

(01:00:20):
and I was like, man, that's concrete down there, Like
have you ever been back here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
That's concrete? Like he's that's not good. And I think
that was like ten or eleven.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Well, I don't know how high that was actually because
that was the old ballpark, in the big left field wall,
but twenty one feet is a long waist. Now, this
immediately breaks out on Twitter and you have people going,
didd he jump, And honestly, if you are watching it
from far away on the cell phone camera footage, it
does look like he rose and jumped. But then if

(01:00:48):
you zoom in and then you slow it down, you
can see him trying to grab for it, and it
looks like he slipped.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
He like rose and like maybe the rail was slick
or something, and some like it's high. So it's still
not it's not even above your like up to your
waist if you were standing up. I always get nervous
and upper decked. Oh yeah, you always do too. Yeah,
I didn't think he jumped because his body was spinning. Yeah,
you know, like you're gonna But even if you think

(01:01:17):
about so twenty one feet, that's basically two stories, right,
Like jumping completely off to a second story building. Man,
that would be tough to do, even if you were
planning it. Like if you were in a two story
building that was on fire and you had to jump,
I would just assume you'd break both your legs if
you did that, right, especially at our age. Yeah, and

(01:01:38):
that dude spun over that rail and just went hurling
towards earth. I can't believe he's alive because he lands
on his back and neck. Yeah he did, he did,
get I didn't see how he landed well.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
But I guess you know, again from that footage from
that cell phone, it's it's far away, so maybe you
can't tell. His face is real bloody because he's on
his back when the EMS crews are out there and
you see, you know, I did see the clip of
the you know, the TV badcast where the Pirates players
like all motion, that's all they can show, you know,
right right, and they're all running out there, so I

(01:02:11):
don't know. They also said they only had eleven thousand
fans in attendants. It's a weird, you know, aside here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
But it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Like, no one's going to those games.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I guess, man, I you know, has mccutch and Ben
and Pittsburgh the entire time he went away for a
little bit, he did came back because I was sitting
there going, is he there? Michael Young?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Has he just been there forever? He went to the
Phillies for a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Bit and then came back. Uh, let's let's focus on
the shirtless part. Is that allowed anywhere to sporting man
just at any time, just you're welcome to go shirtless.
I think baseball is different because and they're they're ballparks
outdoors right. Oh yeah, yeah, I think baseball I think it. Well,
I shouldn't say baseball. I think football stadiums and baseball

(01:02:59):
stadiums that are outdoors. I think it's common to see
because you know, dudes will paint their boobs. Yeah yeah,
you know, what's the temperature up there in Pittsburgh too?

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
I mean talking if it's ninety degrees in Pittsburgh, that's
that's that's a lot for them to handle, Oh for them,
specifically for them people of Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah, that's like hot for them. Yeah, So that's all
I was kind of kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
That was another thing, the shirt off. Someone did tweet
They're like, yeah, I don't really like They're like, yeah,
he definitely. This was the tweet from one person on Twitter.
Imagine that was he definitely jumped.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
He was shirtless.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
And someone was like, look, people attend these games shirtless
all the time. I remember sitting out in the outfield too,
now that I'm thinking about it, I remember the early
days of Cuban. He would let shirtless guys get in
the arena for free. Remember when he was just rowdy
fans from the plaza. I just, uh, yeah, I wonder,
I wonder what his blood alcohol level is going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Yeah too, because if you just see somebody shirtless falling,
You're like, Okay, they're partying, they're having a great time,
and just got it. Got to be a dangerous situation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
All right, Kerry, very very scary story. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Coming up next, it's the Big Finish and I'm gonna
bring you five new songs from the Internet. That's right
coming up next in less than four minutes, The Scroll Patrol,
Don't miss It, Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
It is The Ben and Skin Show ninety some point one.
The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us today.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Don't forget Ben and I are partners in a brewery
up in Salina called Rollertown beer Works, and we're so
proud of it and we love having people come on
up there and hang out with us. Now, this is
a really big weekend because we're kind of having our
pre Sinco de Mayo weekend. And you're sitting here going, Okay,
what old does that entail? Well, I got a little
something for you. One of my favorite people food entities

(01:04:42):
to come out to Rollertown is Jazzy Tacos. They're going
to be there with Big Lou Mitchellatas. And one of
the things that we're doing is we are celebrating the
release of our incredible Mexican lagger, the Umbre Lobo Man.
It is a fantastic Mexican lagger. We bring it out
this time of year every year, and now is the time.
So going up there and enjoy it. It's gonna be

(01:05:04):
a great weekend up there. We have live comedy. We
had seth on earlier talking about his show. Well, we're
gonna have live comedy at Rollertown on Saturday night and
it is free, so if you want to get any
of that in this weekend, by all means out up
to Rollertown Beer Works, And of course you can get
it at restaurants like Fortunate Sun where We're gonna be tomorrow,
good Friend, the Nook, American Airline Center, chop Shop, all

(01:05:26):
these great places carry Rollertown asked for it by name.
But right now it's time for this oh yeah, yeah
things on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
This scowling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Big oh troll bung and this snake some school.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
I just said, it's screw Thank you, Steve. It is
the Scroll Patrol.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
And I've been Rodgers know how to use the Internet
a little bit better than my coworkers. They're just scared
of tainting their algorithm, and I specifically search for taint
on my algorithm. So it's great work when I can
just bring some new things to them. And one of
the things I've been stumbling across of late are just
really really bad songs. There's no barriers to entry to

(01:06:19):
the social media music industry. All you got to do
is be able to make a video, make a song.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Boom.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
It's out there in the world, and for some reason,
the algorithm loves feeding me these terrible songs. Now, usually
we listen to the songs and we all pick a
winner and try to determine what is the best of
the worst songs based on our own criteria. And last
week or last time we did it, we were deadlocked
two to two, and so we should probably revisit that
before we get started.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
Katie, let's break that time here, Shut the f up
by Clever and Blade.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Hey man, I just want to let you know that
sometimes and this current time is just one of those times.
All right, pretty good? I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Me and Christina voted for that, but you guys voted
for making Cheese at Night by Clooner about white, I need.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
A bit of gift top Taylor Swift new heikes if
she ain't doing long, I'm a pass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
My price.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Like gas Chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Then late on a Sunday, they hate me like Garfield hate.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Monday Rappers camp me. I never gave them considered.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
A right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
What's wrong with you guys? The song you pick just
sounds like cake. It just sounds like a cake song.
I'm sure they probably actually it's a cake cover song.
More LCD sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I thought the same thing. More LCD. We're bouncing on irs.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
The spirit of this segment is clearly what Klooner is doing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Wait, what's his name? Is that enough to swing it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
You vote for what song you like the most. I
like that one the most.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
All right, so uh still deadline?

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah, all right, here we go on to shoot a No,
you can do it. You can do it against skin
for the wind all right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Okay, Oh we're doing the rock one to shoot, one
to shoot. Clooner gets the wind.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Hey, can you guys can go listen to that North
Texas alternative station. I'll be playing that cake song a
little later today, so Clooner gets a chance to advance
this week. There's five new songs you guys have to hear.
Uh Now, I have a hard time remembering if I've
brought these songs to the table at any point over
the last