Full Show: September 2, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I won't do that.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
With with with I.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
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now what chilling at the Eagle. Yeah, we're doing it.
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
Crank it up? Beat the habit. I wa hang.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Out with my friend blocking it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
My hon On boys Kin.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Talking on the radio. It's time to do this, Spans again.
All it here we go, Katri steing up it.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
All up on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Ah, Yes, hello and welcome everybody. It's the world famous
Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one the Eagle.
Happy Tuesday, everybody. We're back from a labor day, three
day weekend, which makes this short week. Short week is
a good thing. Yes, Ben skinned kt Christina, all hands
on deck today, excited for today show? Are do we
ever remote this Friday? Yes, dude, we're gonna be at

(01:23):
We're starting our football season with Pluckers and Ben. We
always do it by launching at the og location in
Dallas lovers in Greenville. We have a badass time every single.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Time we go.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, very nice, So yeah, come join us at Pluckers
in Dallas on Friday, very much looking forward to that.
I don't know about you guys, but man, I still
have this Mica trade and all of the drama that
went on with it still have it stuck in my brain. Well,
we'll get back into it today at five o'clock. But man,

(01:54):
there's there's a there's a David Mulligata, his agent is
making a press tour today. KT will have this kind
of this a Micah hit piece that came out on
ESPN today. We can talk about that a little later.
It's not going away, and it's not going to go
away because it's such a big deal such you know,
it's rare that a player is coveted and as good

(02:17):
as young as Micah is would get traded, especially right
now in the week before the season starts. But man,
I'm there's a couple things about it that that I
want to talk about because we're not gonna have time
to talk about it later. Number one is number one.
Micah's wearing number one for the Packers, and I don't
like it. I think it's unstable. It allows it allows

(02:40):
him to be a kicker or punter if he wants to.
I also know that I'm old and so like I
told you the story of the guy coming in my
living room and it wasn't even someone that I really
liked very much, and he grabbed my son's flat bill
hat off his head and shaped the bill of it,
and I wanted to kill him. Yeah, you know, you
don't tell a kid how to shape the bill of

(03:01):
their hat. They do whatever the hell they want to do.
It's they're at going a kid, you have to wear
it like an old man. You don't have to tell
everyone to get off your lawn. And so is that
me just being an old man not digging a you know,
an edge rusher wearing number one? It feels very college
football to me. Yeah, you know, I don't like what
they've done with all the numbers. What does that mean

(03:22):
pass catchers need to wear eighties?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Now you sound like an old man. I just Harold Carmichael,
you know, in the seventies used to rock like number eighteen,
nineteen careers on the high teen.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm pretty mud heard about it now there's like full
wide receiver groups that are like eleven, twelve, thirteen, and
fourteen only. How is that your number? It doesn't look good. Yeah,
pass catchers have eighties. It's how we know it. It's
how we got to where we are with this great game.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Don't change it. That's true. Maybe this game great again.
You know they say that a woman who's pregnant glows.
Who says that? Have you guys ever heard that? Have
you ever heard that? I really wanted to the dangle
some more before she radiates like she's she can tell
there's something going on in her. She just is she
just she's glowing. That's what they say, right, That's that's

(04:08):
the old adage. Yeah, that's always heard.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
I was the woman that's pregnant likes to dip her
pickles and sugar.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I know that's AWESO got pregnant? Why'd you say that
so creepily? Like you're standing out front of a country
store with no teeth saying that to a pregnant lady.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Your peltry accent did come out hard, right.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You were yelling at someone about the cracker barrel logo change,
and you said that you had you're wearing cutoffs, your
barefoot in front of the only county store and you
got barbecue sauce on your face and your shirtless, and
a pregnant lady just got out of the Mercedes and
you said, is it true you like to dip a
pickle in sugar? Herschel back on the barrel, but I

(04:51):
would like to get Ben's back. There is a thing
about that is an old adage that a pregnant lady
is glowing. Yeah, that she looks happy and healthy and
she's just uh, you know, in the first trimester, right,
So I feel like Kat has that look, you know,
he's got that look, and I don't like it. And
the reason is that Noe not physically as a Packer fan,

(05:14):
he is so excited that they just got Micah and
he's having such a hard time like containing it. He
is glowing. He's radiating football happiness because they have Micah
and he's a Packers fan.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
This tortured me if I was back at the fan.
I didn't really like that back in the day.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh, because it's Cowboys station and.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah and all that stuff and it's time, you know,
that would lead to you know, hosting Cowboys functions and
things like that and nah, now be or you know,
being in the Cowboys facility NonStop. That's stupid. This should
have never been about to happen now, I don't care,
so I'm very happy.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Dude. I called the Mavericks the one and done boys
and was on their team plans. Well, right, that's nuts.
I jipped on a podcast Friday and the producer of
the podcast was a Packers fan, and he was holding
a pep rally for himself for the first five minutes,

(06:09):
like just yelling and cheering. I think this is the
best thing to happen. And you've seen this all over
the place. It's not I'm not making this observation. It's
the best thing that's happened to the Packers since I
got Reggie White. Yeah, maybe me and Aaron Rodgers ended
up being pretty good. No, I know. But what I'm
saying is that change, because I'm telling you, before you
were alive, the Packers were unwatchable.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I talked to my dad about this on Sunday and
he's like, they're probably gonna be bad at some point
in your life, but I don't know when.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, entire life, I've won. Reggie White changed everything we
know this is Cowboy fans because we had to deal
with him on the Eagles and then he went to
the Packers and then the Packers were instant contenders. All right,
this is what it's like. This is all bloodbath for
us as Cowboy fans. This is all this is all
negative building towards the future. But there is one narrative,
and you you have mentioned this a little bit that

(06:56):
I like, and I just want to hang a glimmer
of hope on it, and that is well, there's two
parts to it. One that maybe the Cowboys' locker room
isn't entirely devastated by Micah's departure. There is a lot
of chatter of that. We were talking on Friday, you know,
about all the permutations of this and all the things
that went in it. And I was convinced that this
was the agent's revenge on Jerry and he steered Micah there.

(07:19):
And since then there's been a jillion articles to say, Nope,
Jerry laid down the law and Jerry said that the
press or remember they asked him, yeah, he said absolutely
when they said you basically came back and said you
can only play on your one year deal. And so
they were going to give him this big contract, and
then a week later they decided that Micah wasn't loyal
and they drew the line in the sand. And there's

(07:43):
a really good article in The Athletic that kind of
lays out what Ben just said. That's like, those guys
all respect Micah, but they're all kind of like, all right,
we don't have to deal with that anymore. And number two,
and you brought this up early on KT, and that
is that Kenny Clark just had a bad year last year. Yeah,
the year really good. One of the best tackles in
the league. Last year, Madden rating dropped all the way

(08:06):
to eighty three. Not a great look for him, not
top twenty defensive tackle. But was he playing out of
position or was he playing hurt? Or is this just
the natural decline of a guy who's about to turn
thirty and has already been in the league nine years. Yeah,
he was a first round pick in twenty sixteen by
combination of all those things. Daddy.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah, but his four year old daughter is excited about
the move, and that's good.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Kenny Clark's a great guy and he's your leader of
your defense. Now, I saw an interview with him Saturday,
and he was like, you know, sometime we talked about
this when they drafted the kid out of Alabama. It's
like you watched an interview and go, oh my god, Yeah,
Kenny Clark gives those vibes. Yeah, good, good, good, good good.
Maybe it's all gonna be fun Thursday night. Maybe let's
go all right? Coming up next, Skin, Whe're you gonna
take some things? Skin is tracking? All right? I read

(08:51):
a shocking thing on the internet this morning and I
wanted to bounce it off.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
You guys, track another edition of things. It is tragic?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right? Thank you? Fam Quick question? Has anybody heard
of or seen the Netflix documentary Unknown Number yet? I've
seen it and I've not seen the documentary. I almost
watched it. It's the cyber bullying Catfish thing. Yes, and
I asked my wife if she wanted to watch it
last night. She said, already watched it. Oh did she

(09:24):
have a Did she give you any leads one way
or the other about how she felt? She said it
was amazing. She goes, she couldn't even believe it. Have
either one of you heard of this?

Speaker 7 (09:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I haven't heard of it. Okay, it could be one
of those deals where you know how there's like a
jillion true crime things on Netflix. Yeah, okay, so if
you're just scrolling, I know me, If I was just scrolling,
I probably wouldn't have watched it. But I saw someone
talking about it and didn't know. There's there's a big light.
It's a murder mystery. Not murder mystery. It's a big mystery.

(09:53):
And it really is crazy and so and it's also
a breezy watch. Anything that's under an hour and a
half is always thumbs up for me. So I would
recommend watching it. And if you guys find time to
watch it sometime this week, maybe we'll talk about it later.
But just putting that out there. It came out on Friday,
So oh it just came out on Friday. Okay, well good. Yeah,

(10:13):
if you guys have time you're bopping around Netflix, watch it.
Once we've all watched it, let's talk about it. If
you guys want, what's it called, it's called Unknown Number,
the High School Catfish. The High School Catfish. You'll start
watching it, you'll be ten minutes in and you'll go
no way, right, Like, no, come on, yeah, this is obvious, right,
And you're like, wait, what all right, you guys know

(10:35):
what World Star hip Hop is? Yeah, and wouldn't it like, uh,
isn't it where like all the initial street fights and
chaos and anything that happens on social media is like
an aggregator of the wildest things happening now is Texas TV?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, all that's got accurate to Ben's point, he kind
of got on my radar seeing fights and stuff. But
also it was like a hip hop CNN, right, hip
hop news channel. So they have forty five million followers.
Oh all right, and if you just scroll through it,
here's just a here's some stuff. A Call of Duty

(11:13):
movie is officially in the works at Paramount Pictures. Let's
go goddamn time. Here's another one. Twenty eight years ago today,
Master P released his sixth album, Ghetto D September second,
nineteen ninety seven. Hell yeah, that was huge for me.
Here's another one. Happy Birthday goes out to salamahayak.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
All right, So just kind of giving you an overview
of what forty five million people get on their feed. Now.
I don't follow it, but sometimes Instagram will suggest something
to you. And I was just watching a bunch of clips.
Do you guys know what the drink Champs is. It's
a great iHeart product. It's a former rapper, Noriega, and

(11:56):
he hosts all kinds of rappers and famous people on
a show and they drink together and they talk and
he just had Eric Abadu on there with the Alchemist.
So I was watching clips of that. So I guess
Instagram thought that I should see a World Star hip
Hop posts. Now, just think about what we've talked about.
What world Star hip Hop is. Here's their posts that
got my attention. Research in neuroscience warns that binging short

(12:21):
form content such as TikTok reels and YouTube shorts may
impair brain functions up to five times more than moderate
alcohol use, especially in areas tied to attention, memory, and
impulse control. I'm already seeing the effects at home. Oh,
so go ahead, laid it out.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
I sometimes worry that dementia's sitting in setting in Oh
for you, No for her?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh yeah, actually she's on TikTok a lot.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
It is, or she doesn't listen to me, in which
I get, well, okay, I understand that.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Now part of the thing about communication is and this
is the thing my wife struggles with. I try to
spoon feed it too, you know what I'm saying, Christina,
just to try to help her out.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yeah, I am seeing a little pattern here. It's always
the wise fault.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
But go ahead where like my wife will talk to
me while I'm doing something else, that doesn't count as communicating.
So you may be communicating to your wife while she's
not listening to you. That doesn't count on words at her,
but she's not receiving those words. You gotta like connect,
like make eye contact. Okay, I'm not doing anything else.
I'm focusing on what you're telling me. That's communication, right,

(13:26):
You're right. You know how many times I ask a
question and then follow up with are you uninterested in
the question? Did you not hear it? Can you hear me?
Talk right now? See?

Speaker 5 (13:35):
I no, I wait until I have our attention to Okay.
But then it's like I'll say, well we talked about
that three days ago.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I didn't know. But it's the same way with my son.
My son will be downstairs and I'm talking to him,
no response, and I go take the AirPods out. I'm
talking to you right now.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Such an old death.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
And so yes and all. This is scary to me
because I feel it like my memory is not good,
as you know, and so when I ringe watch content,
I retain less of it. Yeah. So when you're talking
about binge watching your timeline and it's just like one
thing to the next thing to the next thing to next,
I can see that not being helpful, right And no, absolutely,

(14:13):
And it's just funny to me that World Star Hip
Hop wants us to know this, good noy. We built
our empire on short form content. Be careful. It's five
times more dangerous than alcohol. That's when you feel confident
enough about your business that it doesn't matter. Right, You
got that many followers. Now here's a thirty second compilation
of the best of Kimbo Slice.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
It's also like, hey, I put this thing out there
so when I get a lawsuit later on in life, remember.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Warned the content. All Right, there you have it. Things
Skin is tracking coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle.
It's the oral history of the forty year old Virgin
that's coming your way next. By the way, over the weekend, uh,
Skin and I were having a conversation with somebody that
we're getting to know better. Who is really ogressive and

(15:00):
that is the great Nick Van Exel. Oh my god,
I love Quick. Such a great dude. And you know
he lives here in Dallas. When was he on the
Mavericks from like that was two oh three and or
half of the season before and then the two o
three season, I believe right in here for like a
season and a half. It wasn't that long, but it
had a big impact. Yeah, and I love that he's

(15:21):
living here. You know, a lot of pro athletes decided
to live here. But he played for the Lakers for
many years. He was there. That's where he started on
the Lakers with Kobe and Shack. Right, Yes, but I
think he I think he probably played two years with
those guys. I think he went to Denver in ninety Okay,
so most of his career was it in Denver or
was it in La? I think it was mostly La? Okay, Yeah, well,

(15:43):
you know what, it might have been half and half.
Actually I'd have to pull up his reforts, but yeah,
it might have been half and half half Lakers, half
Denver and then Dallas and then mounts around a little.
He loves sports. He was telling a story about first
of all, he loves golf. He was golfing and there
were some braves pitchers, like the great braves pitchers in it,
and he he set hello to one and thinking it

(16:03):
was the other, was it Glavin? He was saying hi
to matic said Glavin. Yeah, that's right. I knew immediately
that he missed any but he's head he got. He
was so excited to see him, he got chill bumps,
like that's how big of a sports fan he is.
And uh, he's a huge Packers fan, all right, right
from Wisconsin, I think, right? Uh, yeah, I believe that's right.

(16:24):
But the the best part was when I asked him
if you ever used himself playing video games because he
was a bit you know back in the day you'd
use Nick van Exel playing your NBA video game or whatever.
And he said he never did. But then I asked
him he still plays video games? And what he say
every night? Call of Duty and Mad and Madden. Yeah,

(16:44):
call of duty?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
So will I get a call of duty bromance going
that I couldn't get going with Mikes Roy. Could I
get that gone with Nick van Xell? That'd be ill
if so Roy started playing with Nick Nack, break my heart.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
I played with for a while.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right now it's time for this news.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
I gods, every come, stay on the top in the woods.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Shove shut.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
So it's about twenty years since the release of forty
year Old Virgin, the movie starring Steve Carell. The ringer
had a big article about the oral history of it
and there's some fun things I found from it. So
near the end of the shooting, anchorman Jet Appatoo, who
directed that, asked Steve Carell if he had any other
movie ideas. He's like, this guy's funny, and so Steve

(17:38):
cross like an hour pitching some movie about he's in
a garage band. It's like adults and basically all of
a sudden they turn into the Wiggles overnight. And Jet
Apptow is like, nah, I'm not digging that. I'm not
doing that. So Steve Carell walks to the door dejected,
and then he turned around and he goes, hold on,
I've got one more idea. And it was the idea
that started from a poker scene. Man, I want to

(18:00):
play it right here for you on ninety seven to
one The Eagle.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Sometimes Amy and I would make love because it was
almost like we weren't two people, but we were two
probably spirits or something. Our souls were connected in this way.
I can't describe it. Time stood still.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It was like we were sharing the same heart.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Stop, man, why do you always come and kill the
vibe with those things?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Three com own asks me, don't nobody want to hear that?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Man, come on, nobody wants to hear that.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
You need to get past that, because no ass is
worth thinking that much about.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I always say, would.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
You please help him redeem himself by telling a.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Real sex story?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh I'm talking about nasty.

Speaker 9 (18:39):
Oh wow, so many stories are running through my head
right now.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I dated this.

Speaker 9 (18:44):
Girl for a while.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
She was really a nasty freak.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
She just loved to get down with sex all the time.
She was like anytime of day, she was like, yeah,
let's go, you know, And you're like, you grab a
woman's breast and it's it feels like a bag of sand,
bag of sand, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Why don't we just play? I whytn's just steal the cards?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
What are you talking about? Have you ever felt the
breast before?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Man?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yes? Do you gay? No?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Like yay?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I've been with tons of women. I touched the guy's
balls at hebraw school once. It's not a bigod you
like the guys.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'm cool. I got friends of guys in jail.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
No, I'm like yay, No, I've borked a lot of women.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
In my day.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
You worked, hold on, hold on Hello, you'll answer this question.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Are you amergent?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah? Yeah, not since I was ten.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
It all makes sense. You're a virgin.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
That's like you kind of pitched jud Aptel like right
as he's leaving after Japans like that idea sucked about
the Wiggles thing.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh yeah, it's an older virgin, so they bang out
the script.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
The movie gross to one hundred and eighty million on
a twenty six million dollar budget.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Wow, people made money. Yeah, people did make money.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
The studios were open to reasonably priced comedies at the time,
so if you had a movie that got fifty million dollars,
it would also get like fifty million dollars in DVD sales.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Back in the day, guy, I used to buy so
many DVDs.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
So that's why nowadays those movies aren't made very much
the cheap comedy they should be. I wish we had more,
but you could really bake on DVD sales. Then there's
part of you know, Jane Lynch read for the man's
role because Steve Carell's wife told Judd Appatault, look, you
got a bunch of dudes in this movie.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
What if she's the store manager.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Steve Carell's wife was on SNL, in The Daily Show
and all that stuff, so I still have to have
It's kind of funny to know that Jane Lynch is
the store manager because of Steve Carell's wife.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Have you ever heard of the term buddy?

Speaker 10 (20:39):
No, I haven't heard that term.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
When I was a little girl, I developed early. By
the time I was fourteen, I had the spotty you're
looking at this, can you imagine that I don't want to?
I don't want to. So we come back.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
We'll talk about the catastrophe, how Steve Carell almost lost
his nipple.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Oh all right, next just three minutes away. Don't this
been in Skin Show ninety one point one The Eagle. Hey,
we have Adison October Fest tickets that we're going to
be given away this week. That's September eighteenth through the
twenty first. Be listening for your chance to win. Have
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you will have a chance to win those tickets. All right,
we're doing an audio retrospective of the forty year Old Virgin.

(21:21):
We were talking about it last segment and KT has more. Yeah,
and it's.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Maybe you kind of want to go watch the movie again.
It's a big article in the Ringer. Well, it's just
some of the stories and fun facts. So they start
in two thousand and five, the movie goes into production
and they shot for three days and then the company,
the studio, shut it down. And keep in mind, Seth
Rogan is on this and he was a co producer
of this movie. So I'm thinking about the show the
Studio on Apple too, where they talk about their movie stories.

(21:47):
So they shut it down after three days because they
were saying Steve Carell look too creepy and if you remember,
he's riding a bike, he's got that big helmet on.
Once studio head said he looks like a serial killer.
And Seth Rogan said in this article, I can't believe
how clueless studio executives are. It's like, uh, because one stude,
I'd say, you're just even like Jeffrey Dahmer, like what

(22:08):
are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Right?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Now they're like, well, no, he's he's growing up and
we're gonna show you. Just so they shut it down
for a while and had to have like serious notes
and creative meetings talk about this. One scene that I
think is pretty famous is the video game scene with
Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Then I'll play for you now on the Eagle. Why
is my computer? I can't wait. He's not liking it.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Gay Now, No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate. I
mean that sounds good.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
I just want you to know that this is like
the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to
you being gay. Like there's this, and then in a
year it's like, oh, you know, I'm kind of got
to want to get back out there. But I think
I like guys. And then there's the big oh, I'm
a gay guy. Now you're gay for saying that. You know,
I know your game, you like cold Play, you.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Know I know your gay. How I saw you make
a spinach dip in a loaf of sour no.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Bread one, so I was having fun with that.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
They're talking about how like they were improvising that, but
Avatos stopped.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
He's like, wait, we let me onto something here.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Let's stop and like, let's ride out a bunch of
stuff now, just trying to like here's how guys in
the twenties and thirties talk to each other. Yeah, they
nailed it, but the movie's biggest set pieces the chest
waxing scene. Now, Steve Carell insisted that it's real. He's like,
let's not fake. It'll be good because he was like

(23:34):
he wanted to make them laugh too.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
So they hired an actress.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
But they wanted to hire an actress who had waxed before,
so they probably call her name is Mickey Mia.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Sounds like a porn star. She's the actress who did so.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
She said that she was a professional waxer, and then
it became very clear that she'd never waxed. Seth Rogan said,
it's one of those things where you lie your resume
and say you could horseback ride when you can't.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I don't know that, but whatever.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
So jud Appatil said, the worst thing you could do
when he whacked someone does not put vacoline on their nipple.
They know certain ways to protect the nipple from getting
torn off, and we weren't doing any of that.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh dude, I stumbled across the rehearsal last night. I
was watching some of that your show at HBO. Oh yeah,
and all these actors agreed to go on a flight
that this comedian was flying without any thought of their safety. Yes,
it's kind of reminds me of this, like people would
say whatever they have to say to get the acting role.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
What you saw is insane because you don't know that
he's a pilot to the last episode. And that's why
it's known as the Miracle over the Majave up there
with like Battle of Gettysburg, like all these big iconic moments,
it's up there, the Miracle of the Mojave.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Check it out, said Rogan. Said.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Steeve Turrll was bleeding. I think you can see it
in the shot if you look closely. It was an
amount of blood where you're like, oh, that could take
a nipple right off. So he's a know yelling and
Seth Rogan was, you know, he says, I'm pretty young
at the time, but he was getting homework assignments from
happaitats like just come up with clean alternatives for Steve

(25:09):
to yell as he's getting waxed because one concern that
Steve Carell had from the movie is like, I don't
want it to be tutor. It's already like an edgy movie.
Let's not overdo it with the cussing. Let's not overdo
it so forever whatever reason. When he yells Kelly Clarkson,
that was just written in there from Seth Rogan, this
is something clean to yell, probably because American Idol had

(25:30):
just happened. It's funny, but it kind of like lasted,
you know, the test of time.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, so so man, it ended up being pretty great
that Kelly Clarkson became such a huge star. Du yeah, oh.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah, no, no doubt. Like she's got a show that
looks interesting to me. Although I probably won't watch any
of my.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Wife watches it like every night. I feel like it's
feel like it's on my household the time, story song
stories or stories of songs. You're talking about her talk
show and you have a talk show which is on Yeah, yeah,
that's all every day. It used to be on every
day when we were two to five back in the day.
I mean it was on every day. We're like, what
song is she gonna sing today? But it's like a have.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
An artist on and they tell the stories about their
songs like v H one Storytellers. Oh cool, but with
Kelly Clarkson. But I haven't seen it, and you know
they'll probably NBC it. By the way, Another NBC fun
fact real quick, Jimmy Fallon's doing a daytime show.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Now.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
I feel like NBC's making him do this, doing a
show where it's like it's like Shirk Tank but not,
but it's more like here's some technology, some gadgets, or
it's like it's about sales and it's QVC that type
of thing, yes, sort of, but daytime TV for NBC. Wow,
So you can imagine things moms might want and stuff

(26:43):
like that. And he's getting made fun of because he
looks there's a whole podcast that like is pulling and
making fun of his facial reactions and like he looks
so beaten and tired, and there's making fun of him
because he's faking his way along through a TV show
that he does want to get part of.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I might start watching that of Us and them insisting
that we go to a paper football tournament.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
And why did it have to be the day where
he came back on the Super Bowl as Mike and why, like.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
We can just do it next week.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
So I don't know that the movie that that's how
the article kind of kind of in. There's more stuff
I could have pulled. I knew we wouldn't have time.
Forty year old Vergin. I think I've I've always liked it,
but I never put it up on the pantheon of
Appatow movie He's like up there at the top.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
And this has kind of made me want to go
watch it again and see if I feel differently. I've
seen it in the last year, just you know, it
was on cable and I thought it was great. I mean,
I really really enjoyed. It made me laugh. I like it.
I don't put it on the top shelf either, but
it's but I like it. It's good.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Kevin Hart was supposed to be the guy who's in
the group as well, and he didn't get the job.
And Kevin Hart was pissed at Appatil for a long time,
and he gives that credit to like how he upped
his game. He's like, yeah, I thought I would just
get it because I'm funny and I'm friends with Jet Apptow,
and they hired a whole other guy. That guy was great,
and that guy was great. And I don't know that

(28:04):
Kevin Hart. I thin Kevin Hart would have been too
much in that role.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
So yep, all right, good stuff there. Coming up. Next
we go around the sports. Texas fans are not happy.
We'll explain why. Next around the sports KTD twins as
all the sports.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Yes, it was the first week of college football. I
think Max Rodgers will be the head coach at Alabama
by the end of the year. That'd be great anyway,
huge like that panic meter high in Tuscaloosa, Texas lost
to Ohio State the big game, number three Ohio State
hosting number one Texas. Lee Corso's final college game day,

(28:45):
by the way, went six to zero on his picks.
Are we sending the guy out to pasture too soon? No,
because they let him speak a little bit on college
game day and they shouldn't have. I'm not gonna pull
it like Elder Abuse.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
He can barely finished sentences, but he's ninety. It was
I got a choked up watching it.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
You're eating something. No, no, no, I was like, you know,
this is a part of my life, and uh it's
gone now, Yeah, it's gone. So Texas loses.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Not a lot of offense happening, and uh, you know
they could have could have won. There's a quarterback sneak
on fourth and goal with the.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
One you know you get in. Maybe it's a different game.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
There was another play where if you score when they
were down at the one yard on two and it
was an incomplete pass.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Were we scored? Okay, different game.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Last drive got the ball a chance to go, tie
the game down by seven. There's a wide open receiver
running across the field and uh, arch Manning with pressure
in his face, goll happy feet and slung it and
then he got memed all weekend as uncle Rico as
just a kid running a go route and it hits

(29:50):
the dumpster on the side. I mean, you name it,
you can find it. It's arch Manning was memed. They
put crying Jordan on Bevo. It was God I Jordan forever.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
It was the return of it, and you know what,
it was the perfect use of it because it was
pretty funny. But number one Texas probably who lost eight
starters and offense probably shouldn't have been Number one, probably
should have been number three. Defending champion Ohio State probably
should have been number one.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I didn't realize they had lost that many starters on offense.
I think arch Manning will be fine, but it was
kind of interesting to see the overreaction all weekend. I
don't know if y'all got to take any of that
in because it was a it was kind of wild afterwards.
I saw a lot of people going, all right, if
y'all are gonna call Browny a NEPO baby, then how
come we're not doing the same thing with arch Manning. Yeah,

(30:36):
it's just a summer league versus local Ohio State on
the road. Yeah, that seems fair. Next fourteen seven.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yeah, fourteen seven. Yeah, their next three games against nobody's
and he'll put up huge numbers. We had a couple
of great passes that no one's talking about, like he'll
be fine.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Or they go one and two.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
I thought it was a pretty dirty booth last night.
I did tune in to Chapel Bill, which would be
TCU shout out for Worth. It was interesting for about
six minutes TCU in North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
TCU won forty eight to seventeen.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I think things got a little sexual in the booth
with heart Street and Restate.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
You should mention, what's that score again? Forty eight seventeen
Carolina scored. Keep in mind Carolina scored first. Yeah, so
then they got outscored forty eight to ten for the
remainder of the game. You hate to see it.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Let's go to the booth though, and just see how
why were things so perverted?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Everyone was excided you and I included coming get it out,
but he tried to squeeze it in to the big
tight end. Curtis on the back end. That was Jordan
getting any tip you can get, and they have been
stride for stride on those deep balls. Put them in
an even bigger hole. It's man Jack on the grab.
Man Jack make a big grab. Earlier had to take

(31:49):
some Mani biotics for it got way worse. I didn't realize.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
It's just how susceptible it is to spreading, so if
you have any contact with other people, they can spread quickly.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'm chuck Wingman. I wasn't twice scratchy, but it couldn't
be pleasant. Now, what a great package as they put together.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
The big controversy though from this game, outside of Bill
Belichick and his girlfriend being on the sidelines or Cotton
signs for a portion of the game. I don't know
if she was on there. That's a little thing like
Michael was on the training table for like six minutes.
He went down to the whole game, So I doubt
she was down there the whole game. But she was
talking to him on the sidelines for a minute, which

(32:31):
you know should probably never happen.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Ever, such a bad He's so terrible. That guy was
so gruff and so all about football for decades and
now we have this.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
But we have a little hot mic situation here Kirk
Kirk Street. So you're gonna hear him before they're back
to action, and my computer is ready for it.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Hold orders.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Starting here in Chapel Hill.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
It has been all TCU North Huh.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Okay, it happens. Those hot money's still laughing.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Words.

Speaker 8 (33:07):
Starting here in Chapel Hill. It has been all okay. Yep,
he did tweet, must be a slow night. Not sure
why this is so confusing. I said, you're bad to
my spotter for something funny, he said when we were
coming back on air. Instead of making things up, So
making up things, I said, how about giving Reyes, Holly
and I some love for getting through that game? Those

(33:29):
games are by far the toughest games your announcers have
to call. I contend that it's worse if he's saying
you're bad to someone in the booth while he made
this sound, Oh my god, you're bad.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That's gonna get his Cincinnati Reds play by play guy fired. Right,
that's worse than saying North Carolina's bad. We all know
they're bad.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
So why is it you don't have to, dude, you
don't have to defend that.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Everyone knows North ca On is bad. They were last
night in reading this tweet, I want to play a
classic piece of audio if you don't mind. Yeah, the
tweet you read, you combined it with two tweets. But
when I saw it this morning, I thought of a
website that me and Ben did an ad for when
he says instead of making up things, I said. It
immediately made me think of this classic endorsement me and

(34:20):
Ben did.

Speaker 10 (34:22):
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Show here with my friend Ben, and we wanted to
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But we've also been friends with many other people over
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something even though you're not sure if they really said
it or not. For example, I was playing Fortnite with
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made a joke and then the cop said, that's what

(34:54):
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Before long, everyone will know that you were the one
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(35:14):
believe you.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Sucky loser because I said it.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
See Kirk Kurbstreet to just go to that website and
then clear all this up. So good, All right? Coming
up in three minutes the second part of Around the Sports,
a cowboy did get a big contract and surprise, look
who is on fire right now. That's all coming up
just over three minutes. Ben and Skin Show ninety seven

(35:40):
point one The Egle. Hey, you want to win those
Addison October Fest tickets for September eighteenth to the twenty
first be listening. We'll give away sometime in the next
hour and a half. We'll have a clue from the
show and you'll use that iHeart app talkback feature for
your chance to win. True Crime Turner returns with the
legendary Cold Came So we'll do that at the bottom

(36:01):
of the hour. But we're doing part two of Around
the Sports and with more here's kt.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yeah, so we are. We got a contract done finally, guys.
We had a contract down to drown Bland. Yes, four years,
ninety two million dollars. Does that not seem like too
much to you?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Guys? I don't know if I followed the league close
enough to me and like a lot to me. What
was his quote from it? Was what I first saw it.
I was like, Wow, that's a lot of money. And
then he had a comment like, wow, I had no
idea I was ever going to make this much money.
And it was almost like they were compensating for not
paying Mica, so they overpaid Bland. But I could be wrong.

(36:38):
That was just my initial take. What did you think, Katie?

Speaker 5 (36:41):
I thought that I can't grill them for doing a
deal early. When if you're hard on for doing deals late,
if they're going to get one done early, the guy
who you want here at a position that you need
taken care of.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, at all times, I had no problem with it.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
I had a bigger problem with the Jake Ferguson friendly
deal because fergus and Steel is much smaller, and I
find tight ends to be I don't know, just not
as important.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So, yeah, you're right, corners you're gonna need now.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
If treyvon Digs has a good year, you're going to
next year going Trayvon Digs and Deron Bland are my cornerbacks,
Like they both have a good year, that would be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
That's what I thought going into last year. He got hurt.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
You drafted third round of revel, Like, You've got ways
to look at this that are like, all right, this
gelt ended up very nice.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Are we still high on elim?

Speaker 10 (37:30):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
I don't think anyone's expecting anything out of him. Besides,
we need you to play some snaps.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I mean, in the first two weeks of training camp
they were talking about him being one of the five
best players in camp.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah, so you know, see get it like it depends
on you're at that point, you're counting on him maybe
not having to play much. I mean you're playing back
then you're playing on him having to play a lot.
Right now that Trayvon yesterday says seventy five to eighty
percent chance he plays Thursday night, which would be a
week ahead of time, which, by the way, ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Okay, So it's.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Fine that he went to Florida and did his workouts,
like I, if you're ready to go? He was at
training camp, Like, if you're ready to go, I don't.
I kind of have a problem with that.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Honestly, are they still finding him like they? Uh no,
I think they already. They just did it right, Yeah,
but why they should say, well, if you're ready to go,
week one will reimburse you, We'll pay you back. You
want to have to pay that, but you have to
publicly go out there and say you're not friends with
Mike anymore. It's the little things like that though, just
whatever that's that starts to like everyone's gonna play for
the Cowboys, so it probably doesn't matter the little thing.

(38:30):
The Packers and Cowboys are fighting, or the Cowboys are
fighting over with Micah about his tag his fifth year option, well,
twenty one million if if he's as an edge twenty
four million as a linebacker, that was gonna go to court,
and Green Bay's like, no, let's just give it.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Give you the extra three million as a linebacker. Good vibes,
you know, like right, good vibes are important, and I
think it could be kind of helpful. I think all
the players are so exhaustive with the micy thing, the
thing that's jumping out to me. So Bland is paid
the sixth highest paid corner. That's below Patrick Sartan, who's
probably the best corner in the league in Denver, and
that means the Cowboys have two of the top ten

(39:06):
highest paid corners in the league.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Do you have Trayvon's deal there? I do. Uh.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
It was five years, ninety seven million, and he'll have
a couple of years left on that.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
So four and ninety two, two years later.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
His deal would technically be up in twenty after twenty
twenty eight, right, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
So seems like they've paid Land more than Trayvon. Uh No, well,
oh yeah, because four ninety two verse five and ninety seven.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Yeah, but again that was two years ago when the
Trayvon Digs deal happened, So you have you know, there's
a bit of time on this, Okay. I think like
you should not be going cornerback as a problem though.
If you have two of the top ten paid corners
in the league, and I don't know that we have
a lot of faith that's going to be the case.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Four teams are just gonna run the ball. Hones them
won't really matter. Not now we got Kenny Clark, dude.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
But drawn Blake can also play inside if someone gets hurt.
You like, didn't want to do that. He want to
play out. I had to get his money, but he
can jump inside. I think it's good business. He is
seen as a not a leader, but a you know,
he doesn't talk. He's a quiet guy, but like lead
by example type blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
He's got pretty.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Good proof of interceptions. You know you can see all that.
So I don't have a problem with it. I think
we don't think of him because you know, he got.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Hurt last year, that's why.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
But he had nine interceptions his second year, I mean
fourteen interceptions the first two years. They're really good.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Are we talking about Digs? Or Bland. Now Bland? Okay,
what was Diggs? Diggs had a ton of interceptions his
rookie year, Right, he went, Digs went seven? No, he
went three eleven three. Okay, think of the second year.
I don't like, I don't have a ton of confidence
in Digs. I just don't. I don't neither, you know,

(40:50):
I wonder if he's one of those guys who got
paid and lost his fire, you know, I just I
don't know. I'd see him and he was dressed like
a vampire, and I'm like, man, what's happened? Did you
got dazzle those genes yourself? Like, I don't know, man,
I just I've lost confidence in him as a player,
And maybe that's my bad. Well no, I mean I
feel the same way. For me. It's more about back

(41:12):
to back major injuries. Like you, when you're playing pro
football and you have two seasons lost back to back
to injury, I just write you off. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
I do think this is set up too. If the
Bland thing gets bad, they can get out of it.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
So okay, Coming up next, True Crime Turner, a wild
story of a cold case turned into a movie that's
coming up next.

Speaker 12 (41:32):
Before let's go to Kevin, and now for the latest
in crime, serial killers, cold cases, colt leaders and blood
and you know him, you fear him.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's time for true crime KT Kevin. What's your question
for OJ? Like many of them, like who should I
draft in the fantasy League? O?

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Jay?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
He used to have good advice on that. Yeah, from
a golf cart, Twitter World.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
This story's a little wild. In nineteen sixty seven, a
lady by the name of Pauline Pusser was killed, Chris, tragedy.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Doesn't seem like you're taking her death very seriously.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Actually, why water went down the wrong So.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
That's actually what that was about. Classic Pusser. Her husband
killed the Pusser.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Her husband is a man by the name of Buford Pusser.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Oh what year is this? By the way, in nineteen
sixty seven? Okay, I feel a lot better about the
jokes that were just made. Yeah, he was Harry. He
was a sheriff in Tennessee. His nickname was Slick.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Now.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
The story goes that there was an ambush that was
meant for him, and that she was shot and killed
in that ambush. He'd reported that his wife volunteered to
do the ride along with him. In the early morning
hours of a domestic disturbance call. He claimed that a
car pulled alongside alongside his and fired several shots. It's overnights,
it's dark, and it killed her and injured him, and

(43:05):
he claimed it was an ambush intended for him. Okay,
so he then kind of becomes a hero. And this
is a story so legendary that this movie was made
in nineteen seventy three called Walking Tall starring actor Joe
Don Baker.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
You bet your ass. They even classic movie of the seventies, and.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
They remade it in two thousand and four with Dwayne
the Rock Johnson.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
You bet your ass. It was a classic movie made
in the early two thousands. You gotta understand, Kati, tell
me about these movies. Well, the seventies was big on
visual anti stuff. Of course you had that's the prime
era of death. Wish you had Walking Tall with the
great jo Don Baker and their visual ante movie.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
It's still coming off the Western era too, so that's
still liked in No.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
That's yeah, the guy going and get revenge. And then
that's kind of the way that even though he was
a cop, dirty Harry operated. These guys don't operate within
the law. They take the law into their own hands, Kevin,
and they go shoot everybody. So I never saw the original,
but I am familiar with the work of Joe Don Baker.
He was in Fletch, he was in Cape Fear, he
was in The Naturally played the Babe Ruth guy and

(44:13):
a great character actor. I never saw him as a
starting quarterback running the show on his own movie. I
was only three when that movie came out, and I
never saw it, never saw it on TV or anything.
But I always thought that the Rock version in my mind,
I thought it was similar to First Blood. Yeah, you know,

(44:34):
like the idea of it's the war hero who's back home.
Things haven't been somebody's taking care or taking advantage of
these people. Somebody needs to stand up against them, and
he takes a stand. I have this memory. It could
be wrong, could be conflating movies of that era, but
I have this memory of Joe Don Baker walking with

(44:55):
a limp in that movie. I guess he was injured
in real life? Is that? Is that what happened? Not
on his leg?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Okay, it was called walking Tall, Yeah, And I seem
to remember him like walking with a limp in this
Maybe it happened late in the movie after a fight
or something. I don't know, but that just sticks out
my memory. So I just remember the rock walking around
with like a two by four. I think he was
hitting people with a big board. Joe Don Baker did
that too. You're right, that did happen? Okay, Well he died.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Buford Pusser, who with the story behind Joda on Baker's character.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
In the Car Bufford Pusser in the movie No, Who's
just the inspiration.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
But he died in a car accident in nineteen seventy four.
But now they've uncovered physical, medical, forensic, and ballistic evidence
that contradict his story of his wife's murder in nineteen
sixty seven. They now believe that Pauline Pusser was shot
outside the vehicle and then placed inside the vehicle, which
is not at all what Buford Pusser told investigators at

(45:56):
the time.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
So this is a cold case until twenty twenty two.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
But now with some modern technology, they've now discovered they
think he was lying, and they've used modern forensic science
they think he was lying, and now they think that
basically they got into a disturbance he pulled her outside
the car, shot her, then put her back inside the car,
and then there's blood splatter on the outside of the vehicle,

(46:20):
which contradicts his story. And also they think they found
a wound. There's a wound on his cheek. Okay, there's
a gunshot wound on Buford Pusser's cheek, which was a
close contact wound, not long range, as he told the
Sheriff's back then like, oh yeah, cheek, he like hid
himself in the mouth with it even what' even like
a bullet wounding that motion. So he hit himself in

(46:42):
the mouth with it with his fist right there. And
now I'm also like reading all this and going this
is crazy. Well, fifty years ago, who cares, We kind
of know. But Pauline Pusser's family was asked. There's a
member of Pauline Pusser's family. He was asked about this,
someone who knew Beauford before he died in the car
accident just seven years later. Mama Pusser, Uh, it was

(47:05):
actually a male figure. And he goes, I wasn't surprised.
There's something off about that fella.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh True Crime Turner that you realize why this is
coming out now, right, because they're doing a new walking
Tall movie. Are they really? Oh? I don't know why
is this coming out? They waited for Joe Don Baker
to pass in May of this year at the age
of eighty nine. They didn't want him to see all
this bested Peace Quinn wild the whole movie for fifty years.

(47:35):
We're just lied to. No one knows his tricky This
is nothing about history. History's tricky, folks. This is going
to get The Rock canceled.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
No, the Rock is thriving because this new movie just
got a fifteen minute ovation at the Venice Film Festival.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Oh, I'm excited for this. I saw Jeremy Piven talking
about him. He's unhinched. He was like, uh, he was like, yeah,
The Rock's the biggest act during the world. Never took
one acting class. And he goes, and I'm going to
be doing stand up in a mall next to a
tape and busters tomorrow. And then he takes his mic
and he holds it down. He goes, can you hear

(48:12):
me in the back, And they were like, yeah, he goes,
that's right, because I took acting classes. You know, you
know where he took acting classes? Do you guys know
that who his buddy was, and you've seen him in
a bunch of movies together. Was John Cusack? Really? And
I believe Cusack's parents tat pivot, like growing up in
Chicago or something. That's why they were a bunch of movies. Yeah,

(48:33):
all right, fantastic stuff. They're true crime turner. What's your
question for oj? Coming up in just over three minutes,
It's the Today game.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Come on, all.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Right, So a big story on ESPN this morning with
a ton of writers, including investigative journalists at Don Van
Notta Junior and Seth Wickersham thrown into this. A source
coast to Jerry Jones says it was Parsons who asked
for the meeting on March eighteenth, and that Jerry always
understood the subject would be Micah's contract. A source coase
to Parsons said this is absolutely not true, and that

(49:20):
Jones called Parsons in for a leadership meeting only to
steer the conversation toward contract talks. After Micah left his office,
Jerry believed in an agreement was done. Later the same day,
Parsons called Stephen Jones in an attempt to get more
money out of the deal, a team source told ESPN
so Parsons quote. Parsons called Steven and asked, can we
do this? Can we change the numbers and up the guarantee.

(49:43):
He started negotiating. He asked for several different elements and increases.
This became a negotiation that Micah was in charge of.
Steven consulted with Jerry and agreed to sweeten the terms,
and then they could not agree on the length of
it because apparently and then that's when Micah also said, Okay,

(50:03):
I'm gonna hollert my agent and see this is good.
That's all this is being posed in this article.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
So this is such a weird negotiation and it's a
perfect storm of bad on all sides. Right, It's just
awful by everybody involved. But I do believe that Micah
may have engaged them and let's have and maybe they
coerced him into it, like, hey, real man can negotiate
his own contract. That's what we always did the playmaker.
Whatever it may have been, they end up being in

(50:30):
a conversation about the contract. I believe that, and I
think once the Jones Is realized he was going to
negotiate this deal, they were like talking to a murder
suspect without their attorney, and they were going to take
advantage of him not having representation there. And when he
came back and asked for even more and they gave
him more, that was even put their meat hooks in
even further. And you know, I don't know what Micah

(50:53):
thought was happening. I don't know if he always intended
to negotiate with them and then bring his agent in.
But his agent eventually is like, dude, what are you doing.
I'm you hire me for a reason. I can go
get you more money than this. But once that negotiation happened,
it became really personal to Jerry Jones that he wanted
to keep negotiating, even though he rightfully has the right

(51:14):
to do that with an agent. But I think it
became so deeply personal at that moment that there was
no fixing this. Yeah, I think you're probably right. Another
thing I read over the weekend was that which I
had never read this. It was positioned that Micah is
so smart and calculated that he knew exactly what he
was doing every step of the way.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Maybe I could seem I could be in a calculator, dude,
But when we start talking about being a great lawyer.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah, I'm sorry, no, right, but I'm interested. If this
version of the story is true, then Micah took it
upon himself to call back and start talking about guaranteed
money and other mechanisms in the contract before pulling in
his agent.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Yeah, okay. So although Jerry said the team began discussing
the idea of Parsons trade in the spring, Cowboys team
source said that is not true. They did not export
trade talks with Micah before the draft.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
The article goes on to talk about how Micah was
bothered by the little comments from Stephen and Jerry, one
of them being that Jerry said the pay Micah chance
at camp didn't bother him, and it was louder when
it was ceedee lamb. But it didn't even happen last
year because Ceed wasn't even there and it wasn't that
big of a deal. It wasn't as big of a
deal as this was. And Steven's comment, we want to

(52:24):
pay Micah, but Micah's got to want to get paid
bothered Micah too. And that's where Micah's good attitude when
he showed up started to dip into kind of being
a negative force, says amid the pettiness and hurt feelings,
Parsons continue to show up because Mogoletta, his agent, doesn't
see the value and players getting fined. He advised him
to be present, while also citing the back tightness as

(52:46):
the reason he wasn't practicing. Parsons had an MRI and
his back in late August that came back clean. According
to head coach Brian Schottenheimer, he was cleared by Cowboys
doctors to practice. That's the number one element out of
all this that pisces me off is that Brian Schottenheim
or did nothing wrong and should not have to deal
with this.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
It No other NFL coach would have to deal with this.
Remember Chan Gaily had to deal with Michael Urban stabbing
Everett mckiver in the next Sure, there is news that
Micah might have to get an epidural before he can
play on Sunday. And I even saw one story saying
he's gonna have to get it at like several epidurals.
Is that is that real? I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
To me, they I mean, it makes a lot of
sense to say they've got to treat a back thing,
just so it doesn't look completely like he's completely clean.
I have to worry about conditioning and how much he
can actually play and learn a new defense. I think
that's where it's at. Oh yeah, he's got a back thing.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
That's fine. There's also a lot of talk about how
much he freelances on defense.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Yeah, hold on, yeah, okay, So this article says as
he continued to participate in walk through and meetings, he
also exhibited strange behavior, including not wearing his practice jersey
or one day wearing it around his neck and then
coming to practice without shoes.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Okay, but it's like, I get it, But he's also.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Like not going to practice, So does it matter if
he's wearing shoes.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
But he's sending a message. He's sending a message that
his contract situation is more important than the team.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
It says his behavior during camp rubbed many in the building,
including in the locker room, the wrong way, with one
team source saying his energy was deflating. A team source
also noted that Parsons was staying engaged in meetings and
was doing his own to a days lifting and running.
He was going to play week one if he could
have now we come back. DAK and CD have spoken

(54:34):
on this. Oh I thought they were giving two different tones. Wooh, okay,
this is just Stack and CD not on the same page.
We've seen this before. Oh all right, this is just
three minutes away.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Do not miss that Ben and Skin show ninety seven
point one The Eagle. Hey, let's give away that ticket
pack for Addison Octoberfest. Will be giving them away all
week September eighteenth through twenty first. Always a lot of fun.
The first person using the iHeart Apple used the talkback feature,
le your name, your phone number, your email address, and
can tell us which movie from twenty years ago? Did

(55:05):
we talk about the Three o'clock hour Classic comedy? We
played a bunch of clips from it, told stories if
you know what that classic movie was from twenty years ago?
We talked about the three o'clock hour and you're the
first person. You'll win these tickets. All right, let's get
it back over to kt as we talk about the
Micah Parsons situation.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
So from the article on ESPN this morning that dropped
multiple sources, this feels like players or coaches, but maybe not.
Multiple sources said Micah was not the most diligent in
the weight room or in getting treatment. Though others considered
him a hard worker who improved his communication skills over
the years. They did speak on the podcast that he did,
the front office and coaches did not have a major

(55:43):
problem with it. Teammate Malie Cooker made his issues known
publicly on another podcast. He complained about Micah being doing
a weekly podcast, So I thought it's a litt odd
as one team source put it, Parsons was known to
be critical, sometimes out of passion for the game, but
coaches would urge him to consider that you can't call
guys out who don't have your ability, and you need
to learn how to lead and bring others along with you.

(56:05):
And that part was apparently a process for Mikah because.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
You know what, he's not a broadcaster. He's just talking. Yeah,
that's the danger of that if you're just talking and
there's no thought about the strategy of what you're saying,
and you're I mean, yeah, there's thoughts that every player
has that are best kept inside your brain, Like it
could ruin relationships or hurt, you know, the culture of

(56:29):
the locker room. If you're just spilling every thought you
have out there like he does. Are are you guys
happened to follow the Michael Porter Junior situation, bacally, jesus.
I mean he's saying crazy stuff on live streams and
podcasts and you never heard from him before he got
traded to Brooklyn. He's just going scorched to earth now, yeah.
He I mean there's reason too for these athletes to

(56:51):
protect their investment. When you're done playing, go say whatever
you want to say. Yeah, but you could your mouth
could cost you your livelihood. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Multiple team sources believe Micah was sincere in his stated
desire to retire a cowboy, noting that he recently built
a home here which he's gonna be living in.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
He says so.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Two days before he became a packer, Micah's agent emailed Jerry.
The note acknowledged that a lot of things had been
said in the media. There's miscommunications along the way, but
despite it all, Parsons was still willing to do a deal.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
They would keep him in Dallas.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
The letter said Parsons representatives were willing to come to Dallas,
jump on a video call, whatever it took to hammer
something out. Jerry Jones responded in the message, saying that
the Cowboys were prepping at trade and if Parsons wanted
to play in Dallas in twenty twenty five, he would
have to do so on his fifth year option and
then be a free agent in twenty twenty six, where
they would consider franchise tagging in. So it was all

(57:48):
in Jerry's hands. He decided to no. Yeah, and he
says it was unanimous with everyone, including coaches and then
you know, leadership council on the team, whoever's on the.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Problem with that was they had for sure offered over
forty million per year to a guy, and they wanted
him for five years, right, yes, so we'll do for
I don't care. Yeah, So think about that. We are
unanimous that we want to all pay him over forty
per year for five years. We are all unanimously against
paying him any more than forty million. I mean, it's like,

(58:24):
how do you how is everybody on board for forty
million a year plus? But it's a little too high.
Now we're unanimously against this, and I think, you know,
there's so many issues with this. I think in theory,
the idea of not giving Parsons the big deal makes
a lot of sense. And if you wanted to say, well,
they should have kept Parsons and CD and trade whatever

(58:44):
you want to say, but you can't give these three
guys that much money. But based on what Slater had
out there a month ago, Jane Slater in a film
network Jane Slater NFL Network, and based on what Michael
Silver wrote over the weekend, I do think that they
had talked. I mean, I know this article says different.
I do think they had talks about signing Micah and
Jerry overwrote it, and then they thought they had the

(59:04):
deal done, and then Jerry got upset, and so then
they ended up making a deal out of anger now
when they could have gotten a better deal had they
done it before. The draft said. Things accelerated from there.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
The packers, when given permission to speak to Mogoletta, that
got the contract done very quickly. Green Bay had parameters
of a trade hammered out that matched Dallas's terms. Two
first round picks and a veteran defensive tackle.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
That's it. They didn't asked for three. We didn' asked
for three match their terms, so they need it.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Also says had the deal fallen apart, at least three
other teams were interested and the Cowboys would not trade
him within the division. One team told ESPN it wasn't
interested because it felt the price was too high for
a player who might turn out to be a headache.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
When doing their homework on Parsons, the Packers reached out
to people that had worked with him, played with him,
or coached him in college and in Dallas, including their
starting left tackle Rashid Walker, who who played with him
at Penn State.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Okay, they reach out to your guy, McCarthy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Leak's sources say one of the sources of the Packers
reached out to was Mike McCarthy. Mike had said he
was devastated when macarthy was fired. So mcarthy's like, oh, yeah,
I'll stick it to Jerry. Yeah, the good at Green Bay,
who cares so good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Here's your quarterback.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
Does he sound like a guy who gives a damn
about this trade.

Speaker 13 (01:00:23):
I can't say I was completely surprised, but I did.
I definitely didn't think he was going to get traded,
I'll say that. But just with the way that their
negotiations went down, obviously, I mean, how y'allre asking me questions?
It seemed like it got personal on their ends, So
like that's why I wasn't surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah, he's not going to say much. Clearly, that's pretty
right down the middle.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Marshawn Nieland said when he found out about the trade,
he dropped his phone. I was like, damn it. Overshown
tweeted out, like what's going on? Like the defensive guys
I think are pretty but hurt about it. Here's Ceedee Lamb,
Ceedee Lamb on the leadership council. I would love to
know because I think he would have stood up Mallon.
Why would we do that?

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
I'm saying, he's unblockable. He's unstoppable, So it's gonna be
weird it. He's gonna be conflicting, and I hope he
is not in a backfield in two seconds, dead ass. Honestly,
it sucked a lot of people on the team. I mean,
we're really close with Micah, and he was really good
with a lot of people. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
He can relate to a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
He loved to compete, him.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
As a competitor, him as a player, him as a brother,
him as a friend, and overall, like I said, Bro,
he would be missed for sure by me and a
couple of other guys that I can name at the
top of my hair. But I mean, obviously i'd rather not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
But old heads out on him.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
The young guys loved him because I've got dak Malie
Cooker and DeMarcus Lawrence right now. The older guys now,
I got the younger guys all going this sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Well, what the hell? Right? And by the way, Sam
William's gonna be good didn't have a good preseason. That
disappoints me because he was so good before he got They're.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Going to be They didn't play anybody in the preseason.
I don't think anyone knows what the hell is gonna happen.
That's exciting, all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Right, Thank you Kevin. There it is cussing the cowboys,
all right. Coming up next, it's the weekly Weekday update,
some new sex doll laws and Texas that everyone listening,
especially one person on the show, needs to listen closely
to these new laws. That's coming up next.

Speaker 9 (01:02:17):
Are you Excited and Noisy?

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Featuring veteran news anchor Kat fun tweets well, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Today is September second, so once September begins, the new
laws coming to focus. And there's a few laws that
have hit here in Texas that we should discuss, including,
let's see, they've got the cell phone band, the ten
commandment sex dolls.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Yep, after right after ten commandments. That's that's how they
listed that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Uh no, actually they snuck in sex dolls between abortion
and definition of a man and a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Man's that's some heavy stuff there.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
A new law will make it criminal, a criminal offense
to own childlike sex dolls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Good good, right, Yeah, there's a thing that's such a right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Yeah, that's a different Owning such a doll is now
classified as a state felony, and possessing one with an
intent to promote it is a third degree felony.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Promote it maybe like sell it, make it manager.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I'm like, okay, the person yeah right, the person who's
got a child sex doll like they're already yeah, it's
probably done or doing worse.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Yeah, absolutely, instant death penalty. The company that makes such
a thing, yeah, probably for the whole staff. Probably black market.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
That's why the that's where the promoting comes in, I bet,
because the company's making that right. Good god, but I
you know, I'd lived my whole life until right, now
without knowing that that existed, And now I'm just like what, I.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Agree, it's really disgusting to just now find that out,
like wait this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah right, but for for like what I'm talking about,
like a twenty four year old version of my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
That's classy. Yeah, but yeah, the problem is the problem
is you can kind of got situation. You kind of
got to be married to that doll, ben because this
new sex doll law here in Texas establishes that you
can only have a limit of two sex dolls per person.
What if you get caught with three sex dolls in

(01:04:26):
your cuset, you are going to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
There's no variety. But that's why you take someone with you.
It's just like when you get you can only get
two drinks per person. Yeah, you take a bunch of people. Yeah.
So you're saying that you can't have a bullpen of
sex dolls. You can't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
You can't have a you can't have you can have
a you can't have a foursome. You're gonna need a
long reliever. You can have a triples, you can have twins.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
I agree, you do need a full bullpen, Yeah, you
need so you need a starter. That's gonna go heavy,
get you a lot of innings. You need a closer.
I was about to save the minutes, and it's like
wrong sports, that's the middle reliever doing well. Law long
relief dude, come in and get in a hold. You
need some long relief. Hold long relief man. Have you

(01:05:07):
ever am I blow it? Yeah? You know? I think
the uh, the longer you're in a marriage, I think
it's more likely that both sides agree that both parties
need their own sex doll like you may not like
you just may need to check out some time. Hey
do you think that? Yeah, like going to the bullpen?

(01:05:28):
Like uh your wife? Yeah, honey? Do you want the
Jackhammer three thousand, the new model? You can only have one? No,
you can buy two? Earn hard at. I remember getting
freaked out when I walked into the closet and there
was a life sized pool boy doll?

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Is the Jackammer three look like Bob the builder?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Guys? Yep? Is that enough sex doll talk? Or can
we grow up? Well? So are they getting I agree?
No one should have a problem with those rules, right,
and the problem with the number allowed? Why still arbitrary?
Why do they worried like you can have a sex robot,
but only Hey, you don't have two two? That's to me,
that's ridiculous. First part I get, But that other part,

(01:06:15):
what do we do? They're treading on us a little
bit there? Yeah, right, I don't like that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
But if you had a friend that had more than
two sex dolls, but you not look at him in
a different way?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
Why do you need more than two? First off, why
do you even need one? Okay, whatever you do, you
but you need more than two.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
You're gonna want to mix up the ethnicities. Okay, okay,
it's just like you go to a site, there's multiple categories.
You never know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
That's how you got to find a good site that
gives you today's selection.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Yeah what, I don't know. I can't do it anymore. Yeah,
Texas is not You're a big swank magazine reader, right, dude,
stagg and swank. Those grandma sex dolls are weird? Why
because of the material that SAgs? You know what I'm saying, Kevin,

(01:07:11):
I don't yep? Is it felt? What is that velvet?
So let's go to corn corns playing. Can we grow
up and do a mature story for once?

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
You want corn Is planning to show up in met
Life Stadium and a guy got caught on camera buttering
his cob.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
That's the way to make it mature. I actually saw
this video.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
I did too, and it's weird because it looks like
he's just moving his leg real fast. You know, you
can't they don't show anything, but then you see the
people around him like disgusted, and so that's how you
know that, Okay, clearly he's doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Yeah, what song was it? Freak on a Leash. It's
like the beginning of their set, coming undone.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Yeah, he was on the it was in the upper
upper section. Oh no, and he was on the front row.
Oh no.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
So like he's right on the edge, you know, and
you could just see his hand moving really quickly, and
then you watch all these people just distancing from him, like,
oh my god, look at what that guy's doing. And
then some guy comes in and just punches him in
the side of the head.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
It's crazy. The guy looks insane too, his eyes are crazy.
He's out of his mind. He was loving that Corn
show so much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
It's almost like a variation of a Donkey. Yeah, guy
is fort you know. It does remind me of the
Wolf of Wall Street. Remember that, Yeah, when what's his name?
Is so turned on by Margot Hill and he just
can't contain it. It's in the middle of a party.
There's a difference in her and Corn. He could almost

(01:08:53):
he could almost understand Jonah Hill. All right, coming up next,
it's the big finish. We're just three minutes away from
the August show clips. Don't miss this. Funny things that
have happened on our show in the last month. Yeah,
this thing's big.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Oh, it's big, it's big. September's here, guys, September one
of the top months. Big September fan here.

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
Same no September, Like you got football finally coming back.
The weather starts cooling down a little bit, pluckers TV shows,
then firing up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
We had the the most docile heat wave this summer, right,
like you're champions, Like it's pretty fantastic. Yeah, we're through it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
It frightens me. Well, do you think there's one left?

Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I just think there's always backlash on something like that,
like it's going to be super cold yeah or yeah,
oh what we are getting a lot of ninia winter
and I fear it. I fear it cold, wet, gross.
But they come in cycles? Is that right? They do?
How do they get away with that?

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
So this month started we had a remote out of
the legendary Chalk Talk Casino. I love going to Chalk
dall can't be beat. And where they have a setup
is in front of the district. Beautiful, plenty of places
go get some great food. Ea, you have velvet Taco
if you want that, just to name one. There's many
places there, watch all the games, drinks, it's fun. But

(01:10:19):
it's also a place to this kind of the elevator
area that's nearby. So people were walking by while we're
doing our show. Our show's going out to the people
at the casino, and Ben couldn't quite handle it when
a lady with huge jugs in a swimsuit walked by from.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
The Chalk Talk Casino and Resort and Durant, Oklahoma. So
happy to be here today. Good times for being ad.
We're having all the good times. And uh, you know
we must be near the pool. That was like a
site gag. We must be near the pool. There's the
fake Tim McMahon right there. We're having a good time.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Okay, try to change the subject.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I mean it was a lady with the biggest ones
I've ever seen, just walking through the casino with a
bathing suit, you know, bikini top on, and they were there.
You could see a lot of land masks. Yeah, they
were out rageous, Like, well, what's wonderful about it is?
We ended up doing a segment for however many minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
I think that was the day Michael Parson's actually requested
to be traded.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yeah, he said he no longer wants to be here anymore.
So we did seven five six minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
I said he was apparently going out to get something
out of her car, and then she's going back, uh huh.
And as I was telling you again, speaker there in
our show, it's going out, you know. Yeah, And I
saw the lady yell didn't see her, but I saw her.
I was like, hey, she's coming back, she's coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
You know. Should we tell people what happened why we
almost fell off the radio? We gotta be careful. Those
are the biggest naturals ever, and they ever. It's fun
to people watch, obviously, and there's a lot of people
coming here to have fun. And we must be near
a pool because we've had two two people walk buying
bathing suits already we're actually that's what's so fun is

(01:12:08):
we're not near Okay, okay, what comes around goes back again.
I want to see to look on their faces.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
I just think that's the important thing about these negotiations.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Yep, that's the most important thing about us.

Speaker 10 (01:12:28):
Sir.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
What are you laughing at? A listener right there? What's
that guy doing? That was shocking? Right o? Your neck?
Your neck hurts now, doesn't it? The personally question? Can
hear you crazy? It was really Each one was the
size of a large, above average watermelon, and the bikini
top was just covering like the very tip of the watermelon. Triple.

(01:12:54):
They were everywhere. It was just funny.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
That guy was watching too, and he had to deal
with her walking around. Guys, I didn't do well my
job this month. Oh, Kevin, I hate to say it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
I hate to say it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Sometimes you got a word, you think you know it,
you think you've nailed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
It, but you know you get close.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
David mckillops says, an adventure world, it's kids and parents
all playing together. Oh, it's bouncing, it's playing, it's having
these kids choose your own adventure. There's a lot of
good places that you can take your kids. And I say,
this is a guy who is not reproducted. Interesting way
to say.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
That, a very weird way to say it, but it's accurate.
It works, right, I correct use to miss that one,
miss that one. And the other day I couldn't come
up with the word withdrawl. We're talking about college withdrawing
from college. I was like, I go, you know, unenrolled.

(01:13:54):
I just likedamn word out tough, tough, reproducted an enroll
like inducted and induced, I mean different things. That's a
good point. Reproductive and reproduced do you mean the same thing?
That's okay? Was it the worst thing I've done? I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
A mutant deer that's been spotted with puff filled sores?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Oh, you know in high school when you have acne,
that's a hard thing to overcome. Obviously, it's really hard
for a lot of people, and it's hard to find
a mate. Yeah, So do you think deer are like that?
If they're like that is not a good looking deer,
there's no doubt because here's the thing. Deer's got it
pretty easy. First of all, have you ever seen the

(01:14:40):
ugly dough. You haven't. Those are all hot. This is
the guy that grew up on a farm. He's been
saying that about sheep and deer for as long as
I've known him.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
So her, First off, have you ever seen an ugly dough?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I haven't. That was very John Oliver review. They are cute,
all right? Does I've never once thought about this for
a second. You never want to mess with the ant
or guy, but a doze just kind of trickling through.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
Sticking with this, Uh, Christina, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Have you would take the stand here?

Speaker 12 (01:15:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
All right. Jeff Bezos, one of the richest dudes on
the entire planet, got married recently. Now he married Lauren Sanchez. Yes,
are you guys familiar at all with her? Or were
you familiar with her before she became his love interest.
I was familiar with her because of that, But then
you know, I saw the backstory. Wasn't she like a

(01:15:44):
Los Angeles news person?

Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
So Wikipedia does say she's an Emmy Award winning journalist, actress, producer,
and entrepreneur.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I can't even say, yeah whatever, So yeah, that's a
that's her background. I don't know how they met, but
y'all let her get away. That it would have stopped. Hey,
come on, man, let her off easy there. It's never
made a mistake before.

Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
Winning journalist, actress, producer, and entrepreneur.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
So yeah, that's that's her background. That's a tough word. Yeah,
you're nitpicking, man. Entrepreneur. If you're just reading it there,
you would go intro. I would entrepreneur.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
It's is very it's a fancy word for something that's
you know, being an entrepreneur. Entrepreneur, Kevin damn Man, all right,
we were talking about the new n A d C Burger.
Did any of you guys make it down there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
No, no need to though.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
I had a little lunch meeting yesterday. I was like,
need somewhere to go, and I ended up choosing Burger Schmirker.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Again.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Oh, I thought like I could have just gone to
n A d C Burger, But Burger Schmirker is awesome
and and uh it fit the area I was going to.
But an ADC Burger. The more I hear about it,
the better I feel about it. Okay, and I love
pickles too. That might be a big part of this,
because they apparently do want to get you a lot
of pickles on that burger. But uh, we were talking

(01:17:17):
about the sauce that they have, and you guys didn't
enjoy what I said. An ADC Burger on McKinney Avenue
is open now. The guy who is in charge there says,
we have just one burger and it has to be
perfect every time, meat, cheese, your greens involved here are
gonna be hallipener and pickles, pickles, a mountain of pickles.

(01:17:37):
The secret sauce. It looks so offen good. Yeah, and
I want to go get it. Well, what do you
mean what makes it look good? Is it a thousand island?

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
It might be a thousand dollars? Maybe you can you know,
it's not that white.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
You know when it's oranger.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Don't mayonnaise like pounded on me. But the what you
just you just said oranger? Yeah, it's an oranger. This
has been an incredible run. Would you guys like to
see the burger starting with the burger?

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Well, I'm trying to strike everything you just said the burger.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I just started saying weird things. It's a smart play
because I'm like, yeah, show me the burgering your voice
up a little bit, maybe that'll get them off the sand.
But I forgot he said, oranger, oranger? Did it make
sense what I was saying now though that you're here.
I don't like the sauce like I don't really like
Rancho my burger. I don't really like mayonnaise in general.

(01:18:36):
But I do understand it's a byproduct of how sauces
are made.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
A lot of them have mayonnaise in them. I just
don't want to know that. And uh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
It's just like the orange sauce looks could any special
sauces I'm in trying any type of special sauce problem.
We threw the ball and he danced around until he
said that that's amazing by the way they have cut
out the nose wipe touchdowns. Ever, I will never forget

(01:19:07):
the time that Kat looked Roger Goodell dead in the
eye and he said to him, the poon is a
bit of a mystery, and Goodell agreed, Uh, hey, Christina,
you can stick around play some tunes. Yeah, why not? Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
We got Christina until ten o'clock right here on the eagle.
There are you going? You're oll? I wanna get my
sock backed dude, I gotta take a poop

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