Full Show: September 25, 2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:53):
All we go, Katie, Christine up and ah, Yes, hello
and welcome. Happy Thursday everybody. It's the world famous Ben
and Skin Show. Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin k T.
Turner and Christina Carey, little baby corn Bread Ray All
hands on deck, ready to do it to it on

(01:14):
a Thursday. It's gonna be a fun show. I know
because I was in the pre show meeting and I
heard some of the things that were said. A couple
of things I want to mention you guys as we
get this party started. Thank you. I think one of
the most likable people on the planet. I like where
this is going is Ben Stiller. I thought I was
in the running. I think he's one of the nicest

(01:36):
people of all time, one of the he's funny, he's talented,
it's everything he does is magically awesome to me. I
just think he's great. And I saw something today that
that kind of surprised me. It's not something I expected
to see from him, but he launched his own soda brand,

(01:57):
all right, sparkling Stiller. It's called Stillers, and it's He's
got like a root beer lemon lime, and then some
other one's like nostalgic. Right, that was Dolga. I was
gonna say, without having seen any of the branding, Stiller's
root beer sounds like something from the fifties. Yeah, it

(02:18):
looks really cool. I like the logo and everything. It
looks cool. I've been a little more seventies to me.
I guess you know, he's just involved in so many
different things. But it's he apparently he just wanted to
make a soda that wasn't super unhealthy. Okay, so it's
like limited sugar and good more natural but I'm pretty
excited about that, all right, I'll buy it. I like soda.

(02:41):
I went long stretches of my adult life without drinking
any soda at all. Did and then but like in
the last year or two, suddenly like I think I
need this now, Uh huh, it just all came back.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Zero, But I agree.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
I mean, growing up, I would drink Doctor Pepper all
the time, and then college just nothing, and then all
of a sudden, coke zero, diet coke.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh, I bet I drank a six pack of doctor
Pepper a day in my late teens. In early times,
I mean we were joking, like as a family when
we were growing up, you know, we had a family dinner.
We'd sit down around the dinner table and somebody would
pop open, you know, a two or three liter bottle
of Pepsi or whatever. Yeah, Coca cola or whatever. It
was a constant from the grocery store to come back

(03:23):
to that, Like, that's not six pm caffeine. You guys
live in a different era, and I'm telling you, I
know it sounds insane, but if your mine Ben's age,
and you grew up in the late seventies early eighties,
there was not a single thing that existed that was unhealthy,
Like you drove around in cars with the windows completely

(03:45):
rolled up and just a cloud of cigarette smoke. Cigarettes
were on airplanes. You drank soda with every meal. Sometimes
you would eat process desserts before your dinner, Like there
was whatever the age we live in now, where we're
hyper of health, that was not a thing in the
seventies and eighties at all. And I was thinking about

(04:05):
this the other day. Are there for you guys? What
were the foods you ate as a kid that you
made yourself. I'm talking about after school snacks or things
like that. Whenever it wasn't a meal prepared by your
mom or whatever, it wasn't a full meal. It was like,
I'll give you an example. My go to, my absolute

(04:26):
go to for my whole career pizza rolls. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, you used the oven y magical once your
approved to use the oven, Yes, a little toaster oven
or a regular oven. So mine is similar. I didn't
make anything for myself until mid to late teens, So
leading up to that, I either unwrapped a Twinkie ding

(04:46):
dong or Hostess cupcake. Yep. Then when I was old
enough to like you said, I very much. Remember when
we got a microwave. It was a big deal, like
even like we're all sitting there talking about it. No,
you don't understand. You're gonna get this food really fast.
And so we had at that end of the kitchen
we had a trash compactor, which was disgusting and we

(05:08):
had a wave. But I did you ever rock those
uh Stofers pizza bread? Yes, oh they're so good. And
French bread, yeah, French bread pizza. So back then I
ate pork, so I would have the sausage Stofers pizza
bread all the time. That was something that I would
actually put in the oven. God, sorry, no, go ah,

(05:30):
I would.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
This was every day after high school. Every single day
I would get bread, sprinkle cheese on there, put Pepperoni's
on there, put some garlic, salt, and put it in
the toaster oven and then watch that seventy show.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Pizza every day. And you weren't stone No, it wasn't stoned.
It was delicious. I loved it. Kt Uh yeah, some
potato based uh no, usually a peanut butter sandwich would
probably do the trick. No jelly being quick, But you're
right on the pizza rolls or bagel bites. Bagel bites,
it's so good.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Yeah, once you got the trust to use the oven
with burning the house down, you know when you're home
on after school.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And now, yeah, that was the play I thought out there,
and only you would have gone out back and killed
drone elk and drug it in and made some jerky.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
No, we're not too far behind the times. We had
a we had a microwave and all that stuff that
you were excited about.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, I'm glad you said what you just said about
going out and shot something. This is another story I saw.
Three suspects are arrested after a Texas youth baseball coach
was shot during a pregame prayer where his players. According
to local media, basically, uh, what guy's going to be okay,
But basically what happened was three dudes who probably I

(06:40):
don't I don't know if they were the fight McMahon's
and Gooby, they were you know, their names that don't yea,
their names that don't sound like maybe they had been
here for a long time so maybe they didn't know
the rules. But they were just three dudes out in
a nearby field. Shooting guns, practicing with guns. Oh my god.
They weren't aiming at the baseball game. They just thought, hey, hey,
there's a wide open area, let's go shoot guns here?

(07:02):
Is that allowed? And it reminded me of something I
saw the other day when I was driving home with
the tollway. These are people who have been here for
a long time and are refusing to go shoot somewhere else.
Right down the toll way on my way to my house.
There's now development everywhere, but there are big open fields still,
and there's every year there's people like quail hunting or
something on it. And I'm like, you're there's just guys

(07:24):
in trucks with shotguns, but they're right next to houses
and other I'm like, how how is this happening? Like
what Texas wild bro Like it's like this is developed now,
Like I get it. This one little spot is a
tiny field that used to be surrounded by giant fields
everywhere else. But that's and maybe shotguns don't go very

(07:44):
far or but tell that to the quail that still
needs to be hunted, you know what I'm saying. That's
just because we built a sidewalk over here doesn't mean
we don't. We still got to get these quail. Dude,
do y'all ever see that? Or is it just me
living a way out in the boonies, live in the steaks, dog?
But dude, I'm telling you there's like a church, there's
a neighborhood, there's an HB and no, here's you know,
a small area patch of grass that's not developed yet.

(08:04):
Oh look, there's three guys sitting on trucks ready to
shoot stuff. I'm like, what, I love you well. Every
July fourth and New Year's Eve, tons of stories though
about people who just fired their gun up in the air. Yeah,
and don't understand grabbing someone else got hit by a bullet. No,
that thing goes into space. No, it goes up, must
come down. All right, We're off and running today on

(08:25):
a Thursday. Coming up in just over three minutes. We're
you gonna take us in Things. Skin is tracking? All right?
Do we still get excited about brand new pizza? I'll
ask that question.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Next another edition of Things.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I had to get a new email address because the
response for this segment yesterday was so overwhelming. What was
it the Robert plant joke? Oh my god? Yeah, I
mean you try to forget about it, just so much
celebration all across the land.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Thank you text me and said you could learn a
lot from what he did in that segment, and I
was like, that's pretty messed up.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right? Uh, what is This might be too difficult
question to answer, but what is your entire time of
living in DFW as an adult? Different parts of town
or hot parts of town at different times. Do you
have like a favorite place to party in your life
as an adult in Dallas Fort Worth, like Lower for
me and Ben, oh, Lower Greenville in the early nineties,

(09:32):
or Deep Elem in the nineties, or you know, uptown
in the two thousand. Is there anything that you have
like your best memories of going out going to shows
just having fun.

Speaker 8 (09:42):
Yeah, well Barley House and Milo's on that same street,
and then Deep Elm deep Ellum for sure.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
I mean Fry Street and Denton as well, though yeah,
hell yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I never I don't know if Ben, did you ever
enjoy Denton or where you me either? I was just
straight get out of same I was so old, yeah,
probably looked like a cop and my classes like way
older than everyone. Me and Ben went to back to
North Texas in our late twenties, and I had a
full time job in downtown Dallas, so I was just
like driving all the time. You are also hitched at
the time, too.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
It might have been a little different if you guys
are singling on the prow No, no, no, your.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
College gals looking for a thirty year old Me and
Ben spent a lot of our early twenties and Deep
Elm that was like a you know, deep Ellum has
booms and then lolls. Yeah, the early nineties was a
boom for deep Ellum and we spent a ton of
time down there. That's what I was thinking of. I
was singing of Deep Elm. Had so much fun going
down there to Club Exodus specifically, well one area I

(10:37):
know that Ben and I frequented at different times, and
I do like it, and it's gone through a lot
of changes. But Henderson right off seventy five. Oh yeah,
in fact, Ben, you proposed to your wife over there
in that Oh yeah. Did you guys ever go to
Fireside Pies? Yes? Once? Yes, once? And I believe it
was New Year's for New Year's Day. I thought we

(10:58):
knew the people who owned that. Maybe perhaps right there
on Knox and Orsony right.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
It is.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It has been gone and it is being replaced with
something called Pince I'm sorry, Prince Street New York Pizza.
I saw something about this. Have y'all heard of this, okay?
I was reading a little bit about this. It's coming
in October, but it is so you know, one of
the things like, especially if you ever go to New York,

(11:24):
it's fun to go to a bar and then you're
done with the bar and it closes it too. There's
pizza places open everywhere where you can get a slice
to make sure you sleep with grease on your stomach,
and that is happening with Prince Street Pizza. It's opening
in October. And that area down there is still a
restaurant bar district, lots going on, but it's open till

(11:46):
midnight on most days. However, on Fridays and Saturdays it's
going to be open past three am. That's party. So
if you're down there in that area you want to
get you a slice when the bars close, Prince Street
is for you. That's smart. I have so many businesses
I see make bad decisions in this regard, like they

(12:07):
close too early, or they're not open at the right time,
or they're thinking about other things like, dude, you know,
go fish when the fish are biting, you know when
they're there, and that's very necessary. There's a ton of
people who want to go eat pizza that late. Absolutely,
I think you're right. So they've had these different pop
ups in different areas of the country and it's been

(12:29):
huge for them. They're exploding. The signature pizzas are square
with a Fococia style crust and served by the slice.
They also do Neapolitan style pizzas with a thinner crust
and Grandma's style pies, which I think Al Roker calls
sweet potato poons. Pizza poon slices will cause five fifty
to seven bucks, okay, and it'll be your late night

(12:53):
hot for pizza if you are out and about on
a Friday or Saturday night. Coming in October, love it
all right? There you go, all right? Coming up next,
we got wildlife news, we got a wayback machine. We're
gonna talk a little sports. We got a special news
bulletin for people in DFW. But coming up next, Apple
has postponed a show that Kat was very much looking

(13:13):
forward to. We'll discuss next.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
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Speaker 1 (13:25):
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Speaker 8 (13:30):
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this weekend. Okay, so you know right now, there's quite
a few dramas. Let me talking about this Earlier in
the week. There's a show on HBO called Task that

(13:50):
I think Ben and I were watching.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Right you have it recorded. I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
There is a show on Netflix called Black Rabbit that's
got some dramatic feels to it.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Are you watching that?

Speaker 9 (14:02):
Kat?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I've seen two episodes, Okay, I watched Slow Burning it.
I watched episode three last night and it made me
so uptight. Which one is that? That's the one her?
I won't give too much away, but let's just say
somebody overdoses on cocaine at the end.

Speaker 8 (14:22):
I like kind of does the thing at the beginning
of the episode like Ozark did, which it shows you
the little clues of what might happen.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Little East Drakes. This is the one with the benefit. Okay,
well that's enough of that. Yeah, don't want it spoiled.
We are slow burning it though it's on us, but
we are so yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
You know, there's a lot of dramas, but there was
nothing coming out on Friday on Apple that I was
very much looking forward to because I think, I don't know,
I've seen this attempted on TV before. I'm sure it's
been tried. But it was a show called The Savant.
It was going to start Jessica Chastain and basically she
is a person who is working to infiltrate online hate

(15:07):
groups to stop mass shootings. And it's based on an
article in twenty nineteen that was in weirdly the Cosmopolitan magazine,
But there was an article called is it possible to
stop a mass shooting before it happens? And so the
series took that idea, and it's on Apple. It's been,
it's done, it's ready to go. First two episodes are
going to drop Friday, and they'll keep dropping them on

(15:28):
Friday until the season's over.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think that's like, first of all, that's Minority Report. Okay,
a little bit of the little Minority Report. Can you
get out ahead of a crime? And I think the
Uh I think if you if you look at God,
what was that series called where essentially the FBI when
it was launched, I guess they were. They had a
special division in it that was I guess this wasn't

(15:52):
when they straight up launched, but later they started this
division that where they went and interviewed serial killers so
they could learn as much as possible about serial killers
as they could to try to stop them from happening. Nightcrawler, No,
is that the Matt Damons, you know what? I'm around
the time Making a Murderer came out. It was so
good and it got canceled. I think the budget was
too much to make each episode. But it was criminal

(16:14):
not criminal minds. I don't I remember what it was called,
but it was really good. But it's that, But that's
based on reality. The idea is, can you get out
ahead of crime by learning as much as you can
about mind hunter?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Mind Hunter?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Notwler mind Hunt? Oh did that have a homie in it? Uh?
The guy that was on the office briefly and uh,
damn it? Son of them being videotape?

Speaker 8 (16:38):
Well Apple out of nowhere, well not out of nowhere,
But I guess in the last three days, it was like,
we're gonna postpone it. Had a little statement after careful consideration,
we're going to postpone it. Don't know when they said,
we appreciate your understanding, look forward to releasing the series
at a future date. Well, Jessica Chastain was like, we

(17:02):
or I don't align with Apple's views on postponing it,
basically saying it should be dropped now. A lot going
on if you dig a little deeper. Two weeks after
the Charlie Kirk thing, so maybe that there's been a
lot of things. There's one here in town shooting yesterday, Yeah,
you know, at the Ice facility. But you have Apple CEO,

(17:25):
Tim Apple, I mean Tim Cook, and he's kind of
walking a fine line with the current administration right now
because Apple's going to invest a bunch of money into
the United States over the years to just like avoid
tariffs that's gonna like really hurt iPhone production.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
And things like that.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
So this is a show that's I don't really know,
like the what's been presented so far because they've kept
a lot of the details pretty secret, is that she's
infiltrating a white nationalist group and online. It's just going
to dive into that, which is fascinating to me, especially
in the world of four Chan and all this stuff,

(18:03):
which they believe. The ice shooter yesterday was my ned
friends from his growing up. They're like, he was not
political at all, but he've spent a lot of time
on four Chan, messed around and read it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm on Reddit all the time. What you talking about?

Speaker 9 (18:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I hope I'm not next. I won't be. Is that
love in my heart? I have been lately looking at
my son as he walks through the living room, going
where's he spending his Internet?

Speaker 10 (18:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I think that too? The hell's going on up there?
I think that too. I think he's my son is
gaming because based on the yelling and stuff that I'm here.
But you never know, man, right, could be I don't
know that. That's such an impressionable age. You know, you
have no idea what they're getting into. And I know
for a fact he's got crappy parents.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
So when the Savant comes out, I'm sure I'll let
everyone know because it sounds like it's gonna be good.
I just hope that we don't have to wait too long.
For so the the theory is that it is this
fiction does not paint one party in a good light,
and so because of their business dealings, they need to
be very careful about that. That's what the that's hypothesized

(19:15):
by the media. But I'll tell you.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
I saw one person who had seen the all eight
episodes of it and they were like, it's not at
all I know.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
But all you have to do is look at the
current climate, and there is a lot of that side
does this, So you're misrepresenting. So it's like everybody's scared
on both sides. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well we'll see
what happens. All right, We'll have to see what happens
with that, all right. Coming up next in the Wildlife
do is we're three minutes away. Squirrels are on the
attack in California. We got a wayback machine coming up

(19:44):
in four at four o'clock here in about fifteen minutes.
What happened back in the day when ABC decided to
show bare Ass. We'll get into that. We have cult
tickets to give away. You're gonna need the iHeart apt
for that. But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Well, The wild Life Lunes, a wild life.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
News, not local news.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
This is ABC National News, ABC World News doing a
report on a squirrel in California.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Warning of an attack.

Speaker 12 (20:17):
Squirrel or up in parts of San Rafell, California, that
is north of San Francisco. They were posted after at
least five people were attacked. Victims say the squirrel came
out of nowhere. Look at those wounds, and they say
those wounds sent several people to the hospital.

Speaker 13 (20:30):
This clumped onto my leg and was just hanging on
his tail, was flying up here, you know, And I
was like, get off me, get off me, And I
kind of didn't want to touch ship.

Speaker 11 (20:40):
The squirrel went to the floor. I'm from the floor.
Tried to jump to my face.

Speaker 12 (20:45):
Squirrels are unlikely to catch squirrel What accent was that, doctor, Ruth,
I thought you had switched to an AI dri Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Get off me, and I kind of didn't want to
touch ship.

Speaker 11 (20:58):
The squirrel would to the floor. I'm from the floor,
try to jump to my face.

Speaker 12 (21:04):
Squirrels are unlikely to carry squirrels.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
World newsguy, World News anchor, you cannot laugh at that.
That sounds like that sounds like an Eastern European immigrant
from sixty years ago. Girl that voice is crazy.

Speaker 11 (21:20):
The squirrel went to the floor. I'm from the floor,
tried to jump to my face.

Speaker 12 (21:25):
Squirrels are unlikely to carry Squirrels are unlikely to carry rabies.
Experts say the aggressive behavior is likely the result of
a squirrel being fed and cared for.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay, so I'm stopping it here to prepare you. Is
this good a good way?

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Is this good?

Speaker 8 (21:39):
Energy?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
To in this conversation from world news reporters.

Speaker 12 (21:42):
By humans when it was young, So you have somebody
thinking they're doing something good for the squirrel.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Don't feed the squirrel.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
And later on in life the squirrels like attacking.

Speaker 13 (21:51):
Hang it on your arm, you can't get it off,
No to shake it off or anything, right, don't feed
the squirrel.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
No, okay, it's que did Peter up? What do you
guys think about squirrels? What I'm assuming these are flying squirrels? No, no,
they don't fly squirrel There are flying squirrels. Yeah, this
was not a flying squirrel. You don't know that. They
would have said it's a flying squirrel.

Speaker 14 (22:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
No, we weren't doing a good job reporting any of that.
And then that one lady said it tried to jump
from the floor to her face. That sounds like a
flight I I. You know, you stumble across comedians talking
about squirrels every once in a while, and it's it's true,
the idea that squirrels like uh oh, and I guess
it was an inglorious bastards to this idea that the

(22:41):
difference between a rat and a squirrel. Right, Like, rats
have this horrible, horrible, horrible reputation and you're you just
want to murder them on site. But squirrels, just because
they have a fluffy tail, they get the benefit of
the doubt. It's like it's a more attractive rodent, so
we give it favorable treatment. You're right, rats have bottom

(23:03):
five tails. Yeah, like that thing is hairless, it's slimy,
it ends at a point, it's too long. That is
the biggest drawback to rat ownership. But what been saying?
We do that with people? Yes, yeah, because she's hot,
she gets preferential treatment. You bet your ash, Yeah, which
I'm fine with. Come on, dude, have you all noticed

(23:24):
squirrels are getting a little bigger? Oh huh? Have you
all noticed them getting bigger? I haven't even give them
before I've been.

Speaker 8 (23:32):
Here, I've been noticing the squirrels and the birds, like
the crows. The blackbirds are larger than they were growing up,
and you would thin would be different because when you're little,
things are bigger, and then when you're big, things are smaller.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I've noticed lately like they're putting on weight.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
Maybe they're eating like some processed you know, roadkill and
processed pecans and stuff.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Okay, the crows are bigger, but also so I go
to a I walk in a park nearby, and the
ducks are huge. And people don't need to feed those
ducks or geese either because they will start attacking you
as well, and it's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
People are just feeding. Stop feeding animals. I haven't. I
haven't noticed any change in any of the creatures you
guys mentioned in the last minute. Have I haven't even
noticed those creatures. When's the last time you saw one?
I don't know. Do you walk around outside?

Speaker 15 (24:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I do in the morning, are you guys? Is this
a parody of the frogs things? Maybe a little bit.
They are huge though, I can tell Christina was inspired
by Kevin's words. This was not planned out.

Speaker 15 (24:36):
When I heard the.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
Squirrel attacking because people were feeding, I thought immediately back
to the geese in the park because they'll honk at you,
and it's terrifying because they want food from you.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I just want the same edit energy brought to this
as to what I've endured for many years. Oh, let's
talk about that ass on ABC, shall we? All right?
Coming up next, we crank up the wayback machine. What
about that time they showed bear buttocks on network television?
We'll discuss next, old fools, It's time to go into

(25:08):
the Berg machine.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Right N White PD Blue is a show that aer
on ABC from nineteen ninety three to two thousand and five.
Definitely remember that being on occasionally in my childhood. I
remember the guy with the mustache, Dennis Friends, I remember
Jimmy Smith's. I remember even the little guy. Uh, what's
his name he came in at the end, Blondroyer. No,
he was Jason Bateman on that one show a long

(25:32):
time ago, Silver Spoon.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
So what was that?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh, Ricky Schroer, Ricky Schroeder yet? Dam all right?

Speaker 8 (25:37):
So I was listening to the Lonely Island podcast Andy Sandberg,
Akiva Gorma.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
If you don't know who they are, don't worry about it.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
They were discussing can you believe that they showed ass?
And then as it goes on, they end up pulling
up a clip that's actually on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
It's pretty shocking. Here's the first clip, just kind of
setting it up. But it was like a full n
white PD Blue, you know where you're like, there's a
flesh butt being shown on network television, A full NYPD Blue.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
That's your I forgot that they did that. That was
a pretty deal Dennis frans butt and that shows on
from ten to eleven on primetime.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, they were teasing it ahead of time, like getting
ready because you're gonna see Dennis friends.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
There's no way.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah, And it was like, oh my god, I'm touring
in we don't have actors like Dennis Franz anymore. Cipowits yeah,
man owned one. I was trying to find an ad
really fast of siplets.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, okay, first of all, that's froggy bubble boys, big
trying to find an ad really fast of sipplewits.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Tune into NYPD Blue tonight where I'm gonna be showing
full ass.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
There, but they're right now NYPD Blue. I didn't really
watch network television in my early twenties. I mean, I
just didn't, but it was such a huge story. It
was everywhere. I did not watch NYPD Blue, but I
very much remember the fervor or the talk about it
really was a huge deal. Why how did they work
it into the story? By the way, they well, he

(27:05):
was always we'll get to that in a second. Ok
that's funny. And I think he was in and out
of a lot of bedsouldn't he like when do you
have an affairs and stuff?

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Well, I think this story was like he had never
been because of his job, had never been able to
get intimate with anyone. We'll get again, we'll get down
in a second, Okay, But I think part of that
allure of it was like it's edgy for network television,
but we're putting it on late but on ABC, yeah,
which until like nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It was Disney came in in like ninety seven, So okay,
they had cuss words on that show too, by the way.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Yeah, and it wasn't f bomb s word yeah yeah, oh,
which would not go over well now, you know, so
this is a short clip there's talking about you know
how ABC actually literally did promote.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
It did you guys watch this was it in a
sex scene? Am I haw to be a sexy thing?

Speaker 5 (27:50):
I think it was him like waking up in the
morning and going to get his put his pants on.
I'm really and for the first time ever on network television, nudity.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Full of butts because they did and back then, remember
it would say like strong sexual content, yeah, the in
for nudity like all that stuff, just to mock them.
I remember when that was new to like even cartoons
that would kind of like, uh, some type of like
TV fourteen or something like that.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You know, there was no in for nudity though, because
there was no nudity. You would have to watch PBS
and watch Benny Hill to see nudity on over the
air television. But it's it's okay, I mean, I know,
like pillow talk was a big deal. Like I remember
Hill Street Blues. There's always pillow talk, and you know,
their their lives, that's a part of the story. How
is his bare buttocks? Like why is that necessary? Dude?

Speaker 8 (28:41):
So this is what I because I was thinking the
same thing. And then they like I guess they were
shared it on a screen. So then then they end
up watching the clip together and they couldn't leave the
clips on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Ok So there's three guys. We're talking about this thing,
and then like, okay, well here it is, let's watch it.
And there they are watching it as it happens. Okay,
I think I found a clip you did.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Is this allowed to be on YouTube?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh my god, yeah, we're watching it, you guys. Oh
all right.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
So he's wearing his usual button up shirt with short sleeves,
which I always called the Dennis Frans. Look, oh, this
is gonna be He was about to peek his girlfriend
or wife is coming in.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I just thought that was full ass. It looked great.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
It did.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Oh was there another?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
But there was a gratuitous pan down to his butt
a second time and then a girl.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
But oh my full makeup too.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Oh it's because he hasn't had a girlfriend much before,
so he's never showered. But somebody, oh my god, this
is a long scene. He's never done this. It's about
him learning about intimacy. That actually, that actually is crazy
to be on TV.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That last one. This guy doesn't understand sex. Wait to
see this guy doesn't understand that. Same workers right here
becuse they're in the shower. Is he is she shut
them off?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, this is very pornographic for ABC.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
This is very pornographic.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
This is HBO level. This was on Disney owned ABC. Jesus,
it's poorn it's still going. I don't even know how
that's on YouTube, let alone ABC. I'm genuinely shocked. Is
it possible that Frans pitched that episode?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Was like, what, I'm in the shower and yeah, but
he pitched.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
So that came from Mickey Mouse himself. I was gonna
say that came from that came from the top.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Wow to this podcast. Jim just laughing out loud. I
was riding my bike. I was like, watch this. You know,
it's so funny. It's so funny. I don't. I never
watched that show, NYPD Blue, you say, what's called? I
do remember him as an actor from Diehard to Okay
and Dressed to kill the City of Angel He wasn't

(30:53):
dressed to kill. He was the detective. He was always
the same thing, right, it's always been like fifteen years apart,
and but he was in a lot of movies and stuff.

Speaker 15 (31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
City of Angels with Meg Grind and Nicholas Case. Oh,
that's my favorite. Angel falls in love with the human story.
You can understand like, hey, look we got a Brad
Pitt's on this show. We need to show Brad Pitt's ass.
This is like showing like an offensive lineman's ass. Yeah,
he's in. What's the point of this? Yeah, let's show
Danny DeVito's ass, Right right, de Vito? What good reference?
All right? Good stuff, fantastic franking up the wayback machine?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
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Speaker 3 (31:46):
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Speaker 8 (32:26):
ESPN released their list of top one hundred NBA players.
Season gets kicked off about a month from now, and
number three on the list is someone who we all
know pretty well. Luka Doncic. I don't have a problem
with him being this low because it feels fine.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I was like, I think Jokich is the best player
in the NBA probably, and Shay is coming off an
MVP and leading a team to a championship, so you
defer to him. But man, I don't know, I don't
haven't gone and looked at the odds or anything. I mean,
I can't imagine because not your MVP this year. Yeah,
and you know he was this list. He's already at third,

(33:06):
and that's based on him being overweight, covered in ace bandages,
probably hungover. Like now you're talking about okay, now, he's
super Luca. I mean you can't just give it to
him because he's in great shape. But yeah, I think
he'll be the best player in the NBA. The only
thing he's got working against him for MVP is that
I don't think the Lakers are a top six or

(33:28):
seven team, and if they are, Luca is clearly your MVP.
And the other interesting thing we talked a little bit
about this yesterday. You know, Kyrie's not on the list
because he's hurt, So they didn't have Tatum Haliburton, Kyrie,
Fred van Vliet. They took all the hurt guys off
the list. But the Mavericks don't have a top ten guy,
but the Lakers have two.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
Yeah, Lebron number eight, Like Lebron last year was number
seven and Lucas three.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
And last year he was number two on this list.
What was Kyrie last year?

Speaker 9 (33:57):
Do you have it?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Noors if you don't, like eighteen or nineteen or something
like that.

Speaker 8 (34:02):
If I remember correctly, they have Anthony Davis number fourteen,
so that's good.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Oh, by the way, speaking of skinny Lucid, did y'all
see skinny Zion No? Oh god, really he looks Yeah,
he's super thin. I think that look he's been in
a bad situation and he's had his own health issues,
and so people don't watch him. Man, he's the most
unstoppable play I'm just talking about one on one. He's

(34:29):
the most unstoppable player in the league. There really is
no anecdote him. When he's healthy and he is dribbling
down the court, it's like the way Barkley used to be.
No one can get in his way. He gets right
to the rim and no one can do anything about it.
Is he a free agent after this or no contract? Situation?

Speaker 14 (34:46):
Is?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I think they picked up the deal. They had the
ability to opt out, and they decided to opt in.
So he's under contract. I'd have to look it up,
but like two or three more years. Is Jeff Tigue
the guy who podcasts now it's very outspoken. I'll just
say anything. Yes, yeah, he was, And I'm not giving
him any credit for this. His job is to be
in shape. He ate his way into that situation, So
why are you praising him for being skinny? Yeah, so

(35:08):
he's not free until twenty twenty eight. Now, yeah, okay,
they opted in. Is he still.

Speaker 8 (35:12):
Unsoftable now he's lost that weight. He's kind of like
a Luca think that he'd lean on sometimes. I don't
know if he personally did, like he didn't want to
be small. He liked being bigger than the guards that
were trying to guard him.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Here's my opinion on that, Luca take, not your take,
but Luca's opinion on that, which you are right. Luca
did very much like that. That's called a cop out.
I enjoy having a good cop out from time to time. No, no,
I'm saying from his perspective, like you know, is he's
eating a bagel. I think you're wrong. I think I
need to be heavier so I can muscle Jeff Teg
the cop out thing, just like the Dennis Frontz situation.

(35:44):
Yeah cop out, yeah, oh calls out yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
Mavericks had four guys in the top one hundred, Cooper
Flag fifty two.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
That's amazing. He hadn't played a second.

Speaker 8 (35:55):
Derek Lively's seventy three and PJ. Washington ninety five.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I predict that next year Cooper Flag will be in
the top twenty five. Wow, okay, next a big jump.
I like that after his rookie year. I can't wait
to watch him again. I was talking about this yesterday.
There's a lot of sports sadness going around here, but
just him, Like, I can't believe he fell in our
lap all right, man. I thought the Cowboys defense has
what it takes. And he is so unique in that

(36:21):
he doesn't require the ball to help your team. He
just does everything. He does everything pretty good. If the
Mavericks have good health this year, then next year they'll
have three players in the top thirty. Damn. If they
have good health this year, they'll have three players in
the top list. Kyrie would be in the list. And
that's if Anthony Davis isn't a scratch for not broken. Yep,

(36:44):
they have to have good health. But if they do
have good health, they'll have three in the top thirty.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Are you excited?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Featuring veteran news anchor kt fun tweets.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
One segment on top of another, be the best version
of ourselves. Experts are predicting about four hundred million birds
flying last night and tonight across the Metroplex. It's the
great fall bird migration. Yes, flying south for the winter
still happens. The problem is our buildings keep getting taller.

(37:21):
When I was a kid, you drive on thirty five,
you could see the American Airline Center. Now you don't
even know where.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's at. High rise here, high rise there, and that is.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Danger high voltage for birds flying through as they go
to get to their warm climate. How trying to go
vacation on the beach, go poop on some people down
down there to get away from the cold.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
And they're crashing into buildings all the time.

Speaker 10 (37:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
The other day it was crazy. I was I saw
a bunch of birds and they were like resting. They
would land on power lines and they'd immediately get barbecued.
Oh no, And my wife's like, what's going on with
those birds? And I said, high voltage, it's pretty.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Good, man.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's your fault. It really not your fault. It's like
watch started a chain. Oh all right, who's gonna do
Auzie sound tomorrow? He was about three seconds into that.
We knew he was going somewhere. It's like, hey, his

(38:24):
cadence has change. He's been having it. We know he's
never in the car with cat. I've been saying this
for a long time. Birds are sketchy and we don't.
They're a bit of a mystery, like the poon and

(38:44):
you know, you look at the way birds can bring
down jet airliners, you know, like you could. A bird
can just fly into an engine. Suddenly the whole plane
is exploding. It's like, dude. And so sometimes birds are migrating,
they fly into buildings, right, and they all die as
they're smashing into glass. And they don't they don't see them.
They seem smart. Yeah, it's it's interest. There's a there's

(39:06):
I think their birds are a bit of a mystery.
You're seeing there's four million of them flying one hundred
four hundred million, four hundred million dogs. It's like an
incredible lottery. It's the power bird and no one's talking
about the dog. The bird poop. I mean, it's a
trail of bird poop. It's all I could think about. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
Well, also, I think there's quite a cleanup job that
needs to be happening, because, according to this NBC five article,
in the United States, three point five b billion birds
die from collisions with buildings every year.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's insane to me. Who's picking that?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah, dude, I uh we have we have birds die
at our house. What're all doing? They smash into our windows? Yeah,
it's good if you have any type of yeah, glass
window that they can't see. Yeah, they have. They have
eyes on the sides of their heads, and it's really
screwing them up. Dude. They have tiny but you would
think that they would be smart enough not to fly

(40:02):
full speed into a window, yeah, or not to fly
into an airplane engine.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Yeah, or especially after one of their friends has done
it too. I always assume they all know each other. No, Sea,
It's like, why does this keep happening? That's Ben's point
about that every day. That's Ben's point about them being sketchy.
That's what They still have friends. They don't have friends.
No one can trust them. And really, if you think
about the term bird brain, that's an insult. Have you

(40:27):
guys ever heard that?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Not till now? Real good bird brain. I think they
say that because birds have the smallest brains. Yeah, I
like it.

Speaker 8 (40:35):
I'm about to bring back bird brain. It's like an
eighties bully and a show.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, it is brain McFly, That's what I was thinking to.

Speaker 8 (40:44):
I had a problem with this though, because there's a
section of this article says how can I help with
bird migration? All Texans businesses and residents are encouraged to
turn off non essential lights from eleven PM to six am. Well,
what about from nine pm to eleven pm when it's
still dark outside? Yeah, like, those are two hours where
we're just gonna we'll put it with faith that the

(41:04):
birds won't be idiots.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I think they napped from nine to eleven.

Speaker 11 (41:07):
I mean, what is that?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
That's very confusing? What is the most likable bird?

Speaker 10 (41:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Blue j are a card? I think big bird?

Speaker 10 (41:16):
Are they?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah? They're beautiful, but big bird is dope. The humming bird,
humming bird for sure. Hummingbirds work their ass off, it's insane.
They have great cores. I think the eagle the greatest bird.
It's a colors don't run, you know. You know what
I'm saying. They put a boot in your ass. He's
so stoic looking. He doesn't he doesn't look like he

(41:38):
ever is down for Shenanigans. Right man? There is that
one I was talking about the other day, the meanest
looking bird. The Yeah, I'm out on that. I like
a good penguin. You're not as nice as people say either, though,
I think I think we should the segment, No, We're
gonna cust the cowboys here in a bit, Micah Parsons
talks about this weekend Big game. But right now it's

(42:01):
tip for this. What's going on in Dallas?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Dall our top?

Speaker 8 (42:19):
Yeah, all right, here we go Dallas Observer Best of
Dallas twenty twenty five Awards. Tomorrow we're gonna do food
and drink, all right, so stay tuned for that. They
voted on some arts and entertainment stuff though, and one
member of our show is mentioned. We'll get to that
in a little bit. Best Comedian Paul Vargeese.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Mar Her name is Marissa Nito. You guys heard of
Marissa Nido.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
No from California, though, but she's been living here for
over a decade, so I guess we'll give it to her.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Is it neat like Neato and I E t O?
So okay, Nato? Maybe maybe it's Nieto.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
She's also named ten dif W comics to keep on
your radar in twenty twenty four, so go get them.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Marissa keeps going. Let's go check her out. Let's go
to a Marissa Nito's show soon.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
Best bathroom, Uh, probably the Jewel. It's the old fans studios.
Mark Cuban loved that, loved it. It was cool you
go to the bathroom and you could just get a
nice view of seventy five and if you wanted to,
you can really just go out and stand on the
roof of the building and smoke us sick.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Great place to go see Robbie Bowen.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
Best bathroom goes to three linkss.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yes, how is it? I remember those bathrooms? Not memorable?

Speaker 9 (43:41):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Not memorable? What's the best bathroom? You guys have been
in some luxury hotel? Teon?

Speaker 11 (43:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Great, you stay at luxury hotels. Yeah, I'm rich, bitch.
She's right, Teon's a badass bathroom. The Omni Dallas has
some incredible bathrooms. I think they were like on the
second floor. Her mm hmm. Yeah, it's like a sweet
I'm gonna head there after the show. I'm gonna, guys,
I'm gonna pull into the Omni. Run up. You gotta
go up the escalator yourself. Tell that lady to leave

(44:11):
it running. Yeah, you're right back. Guys about to smash
the porcelain best bar with a stripper pole? Oh uh,
it doesn't. Then that hot dog joint, yes, sir, miss
a hot streak. Yeah, it's a They got the hot

(44:32):
dog rolling machine, which is incredible. I love taking those
hot dogs and throwing them in a stripper's mouth while
she's on that pole. I didn't know they where's the
stripper pole at in there kind of near the wall. Yeah, okay,
like if you walk in and just walk straight, you'd
walk into it. Okay, you know what. That's exactly what
I want my daughter to say. What she said, she

(44:52):
never saw the stripper poles. She's unaware of it. Some
some ladies be like, Oh, it's back there on the
back lamp. Just go right to it, starts swinging around
on it. I liked that you didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
You can I turn in my uh I went to
a local sports game. If I had turned in my
ticket stub, do I get three dollars off? They don't
do bits like that at strip clubs.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I haven't been one in years. Let's go tonight, dude,
that'd be great. I as a show. I mean, I
had to ask for permission and I'd have to get
told no. I really wanted to see how long Kevin
would talk to himself. You really failed him.

Speaker 8 (45:30):
I know her and her friends back in the salesforce
at another radio station. They used to go to, like
for lunch every Thursday, to one of those strip clubs
like Very Cheap Steak and Lobster.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Wait, dudes stripping or women women oh yeah women gender
gender neutral.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, one of those best record label with
a snub on Silver Skylarks Skylark Soul Company man probably, uh,
what's state Fair? No, No, Good Records. They have good
records and they should win.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
They have a label. Yeah, okay, Good Records is a
record label. And is that what Polyphonic comes out on now?

Speaker 8 (46:11):
I don't know if there's still they were back in
the day. But also Chris Penny passed in April. Yeah,
good friend Chris Penn. So yeah, let's go ahead and
support Good Records absolutely.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I support Good Records. Best radio station ninety seven point
one the Eagle. Yeah, I bet they gave it to Cano,
and they did give it to Kaka, which is down
there on the dial. They do a bunch of stuff,
a lot of volunteer DJs and things like that. First
place Ben and I where ever on the radio, probably

(46:44):
was Cano, and now it's probably calling into Galloway or
Norm Hits Kiss or something. Back on the Cliff days
or BAP days, I used to listen to the Snake,
Big Al and Castanova Rock hell yeah, doing a wrap
Uh do you ask you? Easy? D D great? And
do you ask you do it? And midnights on Fridays
for his ups shift, so they won. Maybe we'll get

(47:05):
him next year on that best radio station when we
come back. Best place to catch a rising local musician? Okay,
and which member of our show was mentioned in this article? Ooh, okay, nice,
that's coming up next, coming up here in about fifteen
minutes and cussing the cowboys. Micah speaks what he say,
we tell you, But right now we're gonna get it

(47:27):
back to kt as he's going to be. According to
the Dallas Observe, it is the Arts and Entertainment category.
Tomorrow we will get food and Drink. Who do they
choose for best text mex Barbecue, Burger, et cetera tomorrow
on the Ben and Skin Show.

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Nice Best music podcast a music podcast called Dallas Famous.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'm gonna read this, okay.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
Andrew Sherman's Dallas Famous takes listeners through his discovery of
the movers and shakers of Dallas's artistic community. He sat
down with the likes of Jeffrey Lyles, Marine Womack, Remy Riley,
Dana Harper, Jeff Skinweight, and m mind you tell us
that you were on a podcast? Man, when podcast and

(48:08):
not tell people when you live my life? Kevin, I'm
on a podcast every day. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I don't know what you're saying Beening skin Show. You
can download our podcast every day on the free iHeart app.
Andrew's a great dude. He's a you bump if you
go to a lot of local shows, He's he's a
he takes pictures, does filming and stuff. He's good musician,
been in the scene a long time and he hosts
a very interesting podcast where you just talk old Dallas

(48:33):
music story. He's great dude. Shout out to Andrew Sherman.
Fecal Matters did not make it this year. Best record
store for your budget Josie Records. Yes Love Josie, three locations,
Plain O' Garland and the Og in Dallas. Best karaoke
one Nostalgia Round Up Saloon. Oh dude, it's incredible. But

(49:00):
what's going on? Roundup? Thursday nights is the best night
for straight people to go to that place for straight
people to go. H what do you mean by that? Exactly?
I think you know what I mean best, Oh, hold on,
hold on, best breakout star. Guys.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
We got to know these breakout stars are in town.
Have y'all heard of a nineteen year old name McKenna Grace?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
No, No, I haven't either.

Speaker 8 (49:27):
She had roles in the two most recent Ghostbusters movies. Oh,
so she's from Grapevine two movies. So in the Bob
Odenkirk movie Nobody Nobody too, you know where he's like
fighting people.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Did you see that?

Speaker 14 (49:44):
Man?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
So there was that Ghostbusters movie with all the females
in it that they remade that had Kate McKinnon and
all that, and then there was the Paul Rudd one.
Maybe she was in both of those. That's odd because
I don't think they were related. I don't think they are.
What's also in Five Nights at Freddy's two? Did y'all
see that?

Speaker 7 (50:03):
I didn't even see the first one. I didn't know
they had a second one already. Yeah, and she's going
to be in the new Hunger Games too.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
She's big time.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
You know a bunch of stuff going on. Nineteen year
olds from Grapevine. So she's a breakup star that we
didn't know about until we read this. See we get
a lot of knowledge on this show. Yep, we give
a lot of knowledge, thank you. We don't have a lot,
as we learned yesterday by our bees discussion. God, and
we'll realizit that next week for Clips of the Month.

(50:31):
The entire metroplex got so much dumber. Listen, I got
some good text on that too. Our guy make him
in as must be a B expert because he he
was really Hey man, there's.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
What's going on.

Speaker 10 (50:44):
Just have me on.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I fixed that for you. You said he must be
a B expert. He sent you a text. Doesn't even
matter what the text is. You got him. So this
guy's got a MultiMate text, right, they're multiple text Now
I have to prove my point. This is how we
get into this jam in the first place. I saw
a text from a guy. But you're not an expert,
and somebody's telling you anything about it, you immediately think

(51:06):
they must be a full on expert. He might just
know one or two things. This guy knows so much
about bees he sent me a text.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
Listen, let's just clean it up. Yesterday we're talking about
the bees. There was one hundred pound bee hiveh found
at that house in plano. He said, honey, bees die
after stinging. Wasps love to sting another day?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Ooh, in your face, you were wrong about that. But
then the auto.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
Corrected to live. Oh so they do live to sting
another day. But they also I like you better as
like a yeah tomorrow, I.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Got off on this. I can't wait to sting tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (51:38):
Bees have a barbed stinger. It rips their guts out.
Oh god, they knowingly give their life to protect the queen.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
How do we know they knowingly?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I was thinking the same thing, dude. They're not saying, yeah,
I did it. You're not talking to the ghost of
the bee. And they're like, yep, I knew it. That's
like saying birds knowingly fly in the windows. You guys,
can you guys can question mick him in as all
you want. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
listen to another radio show and when they start talking
about something they don't know, I'm just gonna send made
up factor. Oh Skims texted in, he knows a lot

(52:11):
about whatever this is. And you're saying that bees are
their stingers are ribbed for her pleasure. That's hot, Yes,
and they die to protect the queen, and then as
soon as it's over, they just they're done, They're done. Yeah.
Best glow up in DFW would be big X the plug.
Hell yeah. You know if men died after sex, how

(52:32):
many of them would still go ahead and go through
with it? I mean, I just think they'd be a
little more choosy as to what they lay down with,
be anything.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
There would be such thing as a man. Right, eventually twelve,
you're done, thirteen or whatever that starts.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Give it a week, there's no men left because do
you mean sex or lying? The art of what? What
are you saying? What are you revealing? I think like
the part of the deal. You know, let's talk about
let's say they you knowingly have five? Yeah, because then
when you're in on number five, you're like, all right,

(53:12):
this is the moment, this is better be worth it.
I've been waiting for this my whole life because it's
gonna end. Think about if you're frugal, guys, there I
save it so you're in the nursing home, you save
money on your whole life. That'd be the way to
get guys really into four point.

Speaker 14 (53:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
There you have it. There's what's going on in Dallas.
Congratulations to the Dallas Observer. Coming up next, let's talk
Dallas Cowboys football df W. Michaeh. Parsons talks about this
weekend's massive game. We'll do that next Cowboy.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Surprise.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Michaeh.

Speaker 8 (53:58):
Parsons met with the Green Bay media yesterday and there
were some funny things that happened to me and also
some intel. Uh do you still talk to your old teammates, Micah?
You guts curious to see who he still talks to? Yes, okay, one,
do you have a two second guests? That's good enough?

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I still talked to Trade me and Trade.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Taping the CD. Okay, good, good at.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Least once a week.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Uh.

Speaker 16 (54:23):
You know I talked to CD recently just on his
injury and you know, keeping the spirit, so I told
him he's like a freaky way because I got hurt
Week three last year on a hot ankle Spring two.
So you know, I'm just praying for him, and you know,
obviously the d lineman, I talked to him quite a bit.
Those just being my guys, and uh, you know, so
I still have my relationship ties there.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I mean tickets. Did you get to the games.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
I still got my sweet I still got my sweep there,
so I was good on tickets.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
This is the part where you find out that the
Green Bay media is pretty obsessed that Micah has a
sweet at at and that's weird that he still has it.
Lucas still had his ac through because you know, they
pay for it at the beginning of the year. Yeah,
does he still have it now? I mean, I don't think.
I don't know now, but I'm saying, you know, March

(55:10):
and April there were still games being was it just empty?
I guess he still had a lot of friends and
family here he project up. Yeah, you hooked them up.
But yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
So the Green BABYDA is like, okay, let's ask about
the suite and then you're gonna have a little awkward
encounter at the end of this clip.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
So you couldn't get a.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Refund on your suite?

Speaker 6 (55:27):
No refunds year?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah you have for they think how many people? What
do you having?

Speaker 6 (55:36):
You think this suite is going to be packed out
for sure forever? I trusting I got a big suite.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Have you ever actually set foot in the visitor's locker
room in that stadium?

Speaker 15 (55:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Never, Well, honestly. Hmmm, No, I don't think so. I
honestly not.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
I was just curious, curious. Well, you never heard anybody
say that. Did this happen at a snow coat stand?
What's going on here? We just stared at the guy
going what was that question? To fish Big? You know,
I think that the reporter had to do that though,

(56:17):
because Micah made that answer way longer than it needed
to Mike's answer there.

Speaker 8 (56:22):
This tells me a lot about Micah. Micah is always
shooting from the hill. Yeah, very rarely is it well
thought out?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
He doesn't? He double sweet forever too, He double honestly
in the same answer, And then like pondered, have I
ever walked in there?

Speaker 15 (56:37):
Have you ever actually even set foot in the visitor's
locker room in that stadium?

Speaker 9 (56:43):
No?

Speaker 15 (56:43):
Never?

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Well, honestly, hmmm, no, I don't think so. I honestly not.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I was just curious.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
That's amazing, crazy dude. Yeah, have you talked to Kenny Clark?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
They had a curiosity. Did you and Kenny Clinic ever
have a chance to talk or did you have got
to reach out.

Speaker 16 (57:07):
A Yeah, I have reached out to him, just on
like the sweet see if he wanted to trade things
like that, and just like, you know, I reached out
to him, though for sure.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
You did not say they talked. He just said that
he reached out. Clark's like, I don't know you man,
Like I'm dying to know the sweet situation in Green Bay.
It's got to be pretty shoddy.

Speaker 8 (57:27):
It's probably not as nice as the AT and T stand,
but they did renovations a few years back, and it's
pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I get KT running to protect his team. Well, I
just know what's going on, you know, and you take
take what I say about this week's game. It's a
grain of salt. Someone what's a mintel? What is the line?
Six and a half? That's it? Oh yeah, I guess
because it's on the road. Maybe easy money. They're gonna

(57:52):
win by fourteen? Right? Were they on the take last week?
On the take? It was someone in Green Bay throwing
the game.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
I know the Browns have the best defensive football, might
be it? Okay, yeah, all right, Miles Garrett's he hate
the team. He hates the team.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (58:10):
Have you talked to Jerry and then they get Mike
at cornered? You got a chance to get a little
more out of him, and then I think it's the
just curious guy comes in and ruins the whole Interviewerry
Jones communicated at all since you.

Speaker 16 (58:24):
Got here, Nah, I mean I never even heard from
Jerry Jones itself. When I even got traded. I found
out through my agent, Like, I haven't talked to Jerry
Jones since like what OTAs, So you know, it's just
like one of those things.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
How much differently of the cowboys look offensively since God
you got a chance keep it going, opened the door
and invited you into his living Yeah. I wish that
guy would just say I was just curious after every question?
That is so good one more time?

Speaker 6 (58:56):
Hmm, No, I don't think so. I honestly not. I
was just curious.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
I know you're talking about Jerry, but have you been
in Swites and other stadiums? I was just curious, sis, Yeah, No, honestly, no,
what do you have to say? I was curious? You
asked a question. We know you were curious. Why do
you have to say it? Does that mean your other
questions that not have much curiosity behind them?

Speaker 10 (59:21):
All?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
There you have it. There's cussing the cowboys coming up
next in just over three minutes. It's a very special
scroll Patrol edition. Uh Skin and Christina square off in
Rest of your Life Roulette that's coming your way next. Yeah,
School the Jew.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Yeah, I've been on this scowling.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Roll looking at Big Oh Trouble, Muck Bong and.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Sin Snake.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Yeah, it's School the Chew. What is it?

Speaker 10 (59:58):
I just said, It's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
All right, everybody knows I'm better at using the Internet
than anyone else on our show. Now you could argue that,
but I you know, when it comes to social media,
I dare to go places you guys don't want to
go because you don't want to taint your algorithms. So
a lot of times I find things that you know,
you guys are completely unaware of, just because my algorithm
is such a disaster at this point. And so if

(01:00:22):
you go back in you know, back in time before
dating apps, there were still probably the exact same number
of lonely people trying to figure out ways to connect.
And there was dating games, there was TV shows, There's
all sorts of ways to try to connect with someone
if you were lonely. Well, I stumbled across this account
that has a bunch of old like vhs recordings of

(01:00:46):
people selling themselves on why they would be a good
lover or a good partner, a good person for the
opposite sex to date, okay, or maybe the same sex.
But they're basically I have pulled together with the help
of Kevin Turner, three men and three women. These are there.
How would you how would you go? So audition tapes
or this is their audition tips for maybe a show

(01:01:08):
like Love Connection or a data dating service. Yeah yeah,
and what year do we think?

Speaker 14 (01:01:13):
This is?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Eighties? Eighty eighties? Ok? Katy three? Maybe? Yeah, it felt
like early eighties to me. But the way we're going
to do this here is let's just pretend that you know,
Katie has seen these, and I've seen this. So let's
pretend that Christina is single and skin is single, Okay,
and I know it's tough. Yes, it's tough. My wife

(01:01:36):
was like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
So basically, there are three women and three men here
that you're about to hear from six people, and it's
this is rest of your life roulette. The way this
works is Christina gets to go first. We've got a
lady named Donna going first, so Christina can decide if
she wants Donna. Okay, and maybe she if she likes

(01:02:00):
what she hears off the rip, she can take Donna,
or she can wait to hear the rest of them.
But if you wait too long, if she doesn't take Donna,
and I want Donna, I can get Donna. Yeah, yeses
has DIBs. Okay, you can steal. She has DIBs if
she passes. Yeah, and then on the next one she well,
she always has DIBs because it's ladies first. Yeah, and so.

(01:02:20):
But think about this. You don't want to make a
bad decision and be stuck with the wrong one. I
might have, like a really good one in the back
end of this list, yeah you know, or maybe not.
An I don't need your trickery. All right, let's get
right into it. Here is Donna. Let's find out if
Christina or Skin want Donna.

Speaker 13 (01:02:37):
Hey, my name is Donna Tover. I don't even care
if you've been to prison. It depends what it's been,
it depends what it's for. Maybe you're ashamed of your past.
I want children for about an afternoon. I don't mind
a Harry's shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I figure if you got it, flaunt it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Going to walk around the hose daked.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
This is my body, deal with it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Okay, Donna sounds fun. I like her attitude. I love
the kids comment because I agree I don't want kids.
Maybe for an afternoon. That's about it. But that last comment,
I can't deal with her walking around naked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I'm sorry. I don't have to pass on Donna. Donna
sounds flabby, sweaty, with bad hair, horrible cigarette breath. I
am out on it, really, But if you have a
hairy shoulder, she thinks that's worth flaunting. That's nice. She
probably has harry shoulders, and I can tell by her voice.
She's the opposite of hot. All right, you guys are

(01:03:33):
passing on Donna. Yeah, okay, you only have five more chances,
so we'll take our chances. All right, let's go next
to Perry.

Speaker 15 (01:03:41):
Perry, what I'm looking for and a lover is someone
who can take care of my three daughters, a mom
for them and a hot mama for me. I have
not been in love, much to the scrin of my
first wife. I would describe myself as a success. If
you're looking for a guy who makes fifty one year,
if you're looking for a guy who's got a convertible

(01:04:03):
I'm your man. If you're looking for a guy who's
adventurous and sexy, let's just say that next to my
waterbed is a can of whit cream and some cherries.
My head and talents include some very good impressions. Johnny Carson,
what would my three wishes be? Well, I'd like to
have a dinner one time. I'd like to have Sheena Easton,

(01:04:26):
Tom Selleck, and Abraham Lincoln over for dinner.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
I know how to charm the socks off people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I often go to.

Speaker 15 (01:04:34):
Restaurants and I will while people are eating, I'll start
talking to them. I'm the kind of guy who will
bring out the best in a night. My ideal romantic
partner is you look like Sheena Easton. You wear high
heels and lots and lots of Crimson lipstick as well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
That's that's just a thing I like. All right, Christina,
it sounds like he's looking for you. This guy's discus.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I honestly kind of want to let him take me
out on one day just to get his hope hopes up,
and then just destroy him and say you are a
horrible person.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
You deserve nothing in life. So I'm gonna pass. He's
got a convertible. I beg you not. I think this
is eighty two or eighty three based on Ma Sheena Easton.
Yeah so, And also the difference in fifty K and
fifty one K in nineteen eighty two was significant, which
is why he said fifty one k. I'm gonna pass

(01:05:29):
on Perry. All right, let's go to Ronda. All right, Ronda,
my name is Ronnie. Well it's Ronda. But don't call
me down unless you're mad at me. Oh god night.
The first thing I do is dance because I am fun?
Or do I smoke? I'm a chain smoker. Do I
believe in God?

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Well that's no fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
What are you doing down there judging every move I make?

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
No, Oh my, you're running out of options. I'm just
saying there's only three more. Honestly, I kind of she
just sounds fine, but I think that laugh would. But
don't call me down unless you're mad at me. And
I can't. I can't do the laugh. I wanted to
blow my head off just that one little two minute

(01:06:13):
stretch there. I'm out, all right, I don't care. I'll
take whatever the last guy is. I'm all passed. You
passed on Donna, Perry and Ronda. Now let's go to
lou all right.

Speaker 9 (01:06:25):
What am I looking for in a lover? Well, that's
who I would describe myself as driven. I was a
pilot for many years. That comes with a lot of dedication.
I don't cook.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
I can have a microwave meal.

Speaker 9 (01:06:41):
I think when people meet me, particularly women, they will
see some qualities in me that are desirable. There won't
be a Christmas that's not full full of gifts. What
one or two gifts? Well, I've been married to my
career for quite some time, and I haven't thought a
lot about this. When mine the gentle soft touch of

(01:07:03):
a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Have I been in love before?

Speaker 9 (01:07:06):
Well, I don't want to be inappropriate, Okay, I'll start
by saying that maybe there's a morning breakfast involved where
there's a handhold. I don't know if that I would
date someone who isn't a church goer.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
That's off.

Speaker 9 (01:07:19):
Maybe I could get through it. I definitely try my
darnness to respect my lady's boundaries. You want to sleep
in on a Sunday, Hey, not my thing, but boy,
I'll lay there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I'll lay there. You gotta take Baker's data.

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
I do kind of want to take Lou just because
he sounds, you know, not high maintenance in any way.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
He's not as deuchey as Parry the rest of your life, and.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
I can hire girls for him, right, Yeah, to deal
with the lady's touch, I'm not touching that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
There's two more left, though there's still two. I thought
there's only fu. There's a lady and a man left. Okay, okay,
what about you. Yeah, I'm going to pass on Lou.
But I was interested in never having to celebrate Christmas again.

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
All right, Christina passes on. Celestian has to take Celeste.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yes, the key to.

Speaker 10 (01:08:17):
The key to a good relationship with me is letting
me sleep in a bit and then when I wake up,
letting me tell you about all of my dreams. My
ideal man would honestly be the body of Hasselhoff with
the mind of Georgia O'Keeffe. My name is Celeste Well,
I'm an artist. Some of my work is actually in
a couple of galleries in Redondo Beach. I've been in
love before. It was the most amazing three months of

(01:08:40):
my life. We got engaged, we got married, we divorced. Well,
what a gift to see a whole relationships life cycle,
like a tadpole becoming a frog, and he's in a
better place now Vermont. My dream go get a nice
cocktail somewhere. But at the end of the day, I'm
looking for you to sit at home with me and
watch the Cosby Show.

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:09:02):
I would describe myself as a fresh can of PEPSI
that not the right person has had a sip of yet.
Something you may not know about me is that I
do have a twin. We're identical, and we have not
spoken for a a very long time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Oh my god, what a horrible revelation.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
She is amazing. I feel like we've been friends in
a past life. I'm taking so let it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Sounded like the hottest one by far. That means skin
gets Alberto, Alberto.

Speaker 14 (01:09:37):
What I'm looking for in a lover is child bearing
hips because I have a big head. My name is Alberto.
For a living a workout maintenance is pretty wild.

Speaker 6 (01:09:48):
Those guys know how to have fun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
My best qualities are that I can cook a patty melt.

Speaker 14 (01:09:55):
My favorite meal is going to be Alpha Hortis, which
is cookie with h on the inside, is a brown goo,
and that Brude is going to be almost as sweet
as Birto. People say that I fall in love too quick,
but to that I say, I love you. I am
a very fun guy. When I do fun guy stuff.
My friends call me Chester the wise guy for fun.

(01:10:18):
I like to read romance books because I'm always the
lead character inside of my head. The best advice that
I ever received was love is a choice. That's why
you choose it every morning. I believe that there is
a god and that his name is Jesus, and I
would love to talk to you about that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Profound My perfect roommate, it is. Let's the four of
us move in together. Christina, all right, that's gonna do
it for us. I'll never forget the time Kat looked
Alberto dead in his eye and he said, DM me
for socks and panty purchases. And then it got better
from there. Christina gets to play music till ten o'clock.

(01:11:01):
All right, stick around right here on the eagle.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
Here you going, well, I gonna get my sack back,
dude

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
That I got to take a poop.