Full Show: September 4, 2025

Here's Thursday's show, and we've finally made it back to football season with the Cowboys opening up the season tonight on the road in Philadelphia.  Not only will you hear our analysis and predictions for tonight's game, but also a trip to the wayback machine where we re-listen to the legendary prank call between the fake radio show "Mosquito & The Hulk" and Eagles blogger Kevin Brosteak. 

Plus, could you live to be 150 years old? And what parts of DFW should be on the alert for a surge in scorpions?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Quick wit and Quinn. I'll show you're gone.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ruin ahead, except with set pursuing it. Donld Outshaw shank
through the sewer.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Kid. Now we're chilling at the Eagle. Yeah, we're doing it.
Do your clock on the doc.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Got a habit for my house, a goat status, Howard
starting to get Cragg shows that enough multiply like a
rabbit tuned end zone out.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Creak it up, beat the habit.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm on, hang out with friend, lock in on the lady, ktste.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
All of them money. Oh yes, it is the world
famous Ben and skin Show ninety seven point one the
Eagle on a Cowboy game day. That's right, Jason gets
going tonight. Cowboys, Eagles, Cowboys in Philly playing the world
champs on the road. Let's tell kay, let's tank now,

(01:01):
let's gate, all right, Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin
k T Turner, Christina k Ray. Little baby cornbread Rays
no longer with us. May she rest in peace?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
It happens, dude, I mean every day, little baby corn
Breads aren't with us anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, it's a daily occurrence. All right. I am very
excited about this Cowboy game. We will talk cowboys and
cussing the Cowboys at five o'clock. You don't want to
miss that. But just in general, I think this is
the earliest I've ever given up on them. Oh man.
I mean, even when Paul Palmer was their running back
and they were hopeless and couldn't get their games on TV,

(01:37):
I still was like, Hey, what if? What if they
could be? This is the most deflated I've ever been
at the start of a season, even during the Campo years. Yeah,
because I used to trick myself into believing, and now
I'm not falling for the banana and the tailpipe. I

(01:58):
realize that is not the top priority. The team's valuation
is the top priority, and so I now get it.
I realize that. And it's just not a well run organization,
which is why they haven't been to the NFC Championship
in thirty years or whatever it is. So it's tough.
So uh yeah, I mean, I'm rooting for the Cowboys

(02:19):
and I hope to god I'm wrong. Yeah, you know,
And as you get closer to kickoff, I'm like, what
if what if Pickens is the answer and he unlocks
this being the number two, and what if the offensive
line is better? Than what if Jayden Blue takes one
to the house and what if now they got you know,
Kenny Clark, Now they're stuff in the run. Number one

(02:40):
offense you go, I mean, it's a new shot. He
no one can predict what he's gonna do. Maybe they
go win in Philly. Maybe they drum Philly on the road.
Oh my god, plan the parade route. Listen.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't want to spoil the rest of the show.
So let me ask you a question, KT shoot, because
I know you're prepared. Do you have have any particular
shoddy stats that you wanted to share with us?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
No? No, no, okay, we can do it later. Because
if you don't have this, I want to share it.
You don't have it? Not specific?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
All right, Ben, I want to read you something I
read this morning, and this is going to get you
very excited. We talked about you were just talking about
we don't know what shot he gonna do. What is
offense is going to be like? Since the New Millennium,
since the year two thousand, the top seasons of points

(03:31):
per game versus plays called so for how many plays
you call? How many points does it deliver? The number
one in the New millennium was Ben Johnson from the
Lions right offensive genius. Number two was Josh McDaniels with
the Patriots as they were winning Super Bowls. Number three
was Brian Schottenheimer with the Seahawks from twenty eighteen to

(03:54):
twenty twenty, and then after that was actually Kellen Moore's
tenure as a cowboy.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
All of those guys.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Were at some point viewed as young boy offensive genius. Right,
and you got healthy Dak, you got you just got
me hype on Pickens again, they got receivers.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Uh, who knows, man, this offensive line might be okay,
maybe what if it is then or the biggest problem
is Dak's blindside. I mean that could right, I mean
it might. It might move as well. Now that might
be a pro Mazi, But then we have a problem
that might be do you play? Hold on? What did

(04:34):
you just say? Do you think is Mazzie? And if
he is, that's hold on, don't say it. I don't
you think so. I don't think we're okay, Yeah, we
don't know yet, but it could he could also be
a bust. I mean with Tyler Smith early on, you're like, okay,
never should have doubted that that dude can play even booker.
You're like, okay, how do you can play with guy?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
And we're like, uh, And dude, Cooper Beebe looks like me,
so it's like real tough like you should. Last year though,
he was and his college offensive line code, which is
the running backs coach.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Now, so that's good. The old line coach, now, yeah,
I got'd be weird if he was the running backs coach.
You know, if it's a.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Coordinator, all these football nerds are nerd out or how
this guy drew up like some of the coolest run
plays ever in Arizona last year. You know who's dog
gass and making run plays is Mike McCarthy, Like he's
always been bad at that, So this is like a
really good sign. Also, George Pickens might be like, I'm
gonna go ball out and it's good And Jerry and
my agent are tight, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh wait, who is Pickings agent?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, oh no is it?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
That could be a bit of a problem. It is,
Jerry would say, uh, but his name is David Moglet Jerry,
Oh no, we got.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
To get Pickens up there in Jerry's office. But mugletta
is already he's way more professional than the Joneses, and
he's already said, oh man, hey, this is not personal.
We're ready to work a deal for Pickens, not a problem.
How pissed is Mikey going to be if Pickens gets
the best deal.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
I'm still like, after a week from the Parsons trade,
I'm not even like I I'm not even sure that
it's a bad trade. It's the handling of all of it,
exact all of their bs, and it's like it's actually
probably makes sense.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I think it's a decent well, hold on, it could
be a great trade. I think it's I think it's
a fine trade. It's just their logic that went into
it was so stupid and it should have been done
in March.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's that's it. Cost the problem I have with it.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
It's like you could have got gas when it was
two seventy five, but you kept driving and you had
to get it at two ninety five.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well petroleum. He doesn't know a lot about that. So
we have a bad night though. Right. No, Philadelphia's getting
their banner.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
That's like they're gonna bedy, it's celebrating, They're gonna be full,
They're gonna be well fed. They're gonna have Super Bowl hangover,
and there's no way that Saquon can run on Kenny Clark.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
You know, Shoddy has dealt with this for about twenty years,
people doubting him. I just wonder if he's got a
little something first play Oh bean flicker fla.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
They run the bean flicker man. That would shock the nation.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
But how it sad would be though if it's a
flea flicker, but it's a deep ball to turpin, which
is not what anyone wants.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I want to see him high point it. Yeah, So
I mean, obviously it's a game day, so I'm nervous
and there's still a tiny glimmer of hope. But mostly
you're gonna get for me. Just uh, you know, I'm
gonna be posting a lot of pictures of tanks sliding around. Okay,
hopefully the Cowboys go in seventeen or seventeen, and know

(07:35):
either way, I'd be happy. I do want to say
I started the day off today in a magical way,
and I know it's going to be a great day.
We have reserved parking spots here in this iheartbuilding. However,
they are not marked very well. And so a lot
of times people just park in our spots, which creates
some chaos, if you know. If you're like, okay, now
I don't know where I can actually park. Do I

(07:57):
take another?

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Parks on the second floor lately because there's too many
spots field Well, people have clearly came back to the
office as I.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Pulled in today. The greatest thing ever happened? What's that?
Caught someone red handed?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I love it? You pants them? I caught him red handed?
He was I saw that. I saw someone in my spot.
I was like, dang it. And then I saw the
lights flicker as he was locking it to walk off,
and I said, rolled my window down. Excuse me, sir,
that is a preserved spot. Who was it? And I
said it some guy? What national? Does it work here?
I don't with us? I don't think so. I have

(08:31):
no idea. Why are you asking that because the embassy no,
was he from the Korean consulate? Why are you asking
one of the IBM guys?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Well?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
All I know? And by the way, where does that
saying come from? It could be something horrible? Red handed?
What does it mean to Does that mean blood? It
means blood on their hands?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I caught him with blood on his hands at the
scene of the murder. It's why they changed the name
to the Commanders. I would stay away. Nervis about you,
all right?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Coming up next? Where are you going to take us?

Speaker 7 (08:58):
In?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Things? Skin is tracking all right? Coming up next?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
The shocking fashion world of eighteen year olds right here
on the Eagle.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
Track.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Another edition of Things is.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Track Guys, you know him, you love him? My son
Desmond turned eighteen this this Wow, let's go so comes downstairs.
The wife had gone picked up some donuts for him.
By the way, when you're fifty four, starting to day
with donuts is bad.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Cat just make you tired. I don't feel good. D
you don't want to be around it. I don't want
to be around and can't get it going for someone
who avoids carbs. God, I wish I could just eat
a cake donut right now'd be like, I'd rather have
that than sex.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
No, I get it, and I would too, Uh, but
both I feel terrible after both of them. Now, both
sex and I feel that. Will you cry after sex?
Do you cry after donuts?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
No? I cry after donuts. I laugh after such Okay?
Is this sex with a donut? The donut hole. Yeah,
I just glazed that old. But the the when they're
when they're donututs at the donuts store, Yeah, they're glazed,
glazed donut holes.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Anyways, back to my eighteen year old, well, I don't
know what. Back to my eighteen year old. So he
comes down, you know, or eating donuts and such, and
then we he does the gifts, and I don't know
what's going on with your boys. I think I don't
think that your oldest who's at Alabama would dress like this.
I don't know how Miles dresses. But we got him

(10:29):
a pair of jeans and man, it looked like a parachute.
I mean not the not the texture. I'm talking about
the size. Well, he wanted giant ones, very enormous. Oh
is that what's in style?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Now?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
We're in a huge denim again, it's in style again.
And he is eighteen. And when I was nineteen, we
wore gigantic jeans. Mom jeans, well they didn't they didn't
puff out at the FUPA. So as as a nineteen
year old, you know, that was in style. Like the
hip hop kids were wearing it, and especially the rave

(11:02):
kids were wearing gigantic jeans and I've seen, you know,
looking around. All right, that's made a comeback, and it's
I mean, everything comes back.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
The girls are wearing big jeans for sure. You you
stopped Christina one time and asked her about her jeans
three years ago. Yeah, because I never started jeans came back.
I was like, that's right.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Because so the the elevator we were in had a mirror,
and when the door shut, it revealed that Kat was
staring down at the backside of Christina because we could
see his reflection, and then he started making commentary on jeans.
He was grinding his teeth, asked her about the denim
count and those genes, and then the next day he
was staring at your ass, Ben asking me about the

(11:41):
denim back your Dolph fans.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
I think she appreciated the fashion observation. Yeah, and Joe Harmoney,
I think she turned you in.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
And by the way, you have update on the Georgio
Rmani story for later in the show. Yeah, maybe, Okay,
So anyway, is that kind of like, oh my god, man,
those are back. They're so big. It doesn't matter what
sneakers you're wearing, because they just in gold golf.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
It Okay. So they're bell bottoms and they're huge, and
is it are they sagging off the buttocks and they
need to require a belt? They're so big they don't
even sag. Really, it's like a tepee. Is it just
like your neck is poking out of like the waistband
that it just looks like, yes, yeah, it's huge.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
And so anyways, it's just funny because I used to
wear jeans like that and when I was partying so
hard and so aimless and so like I'm standing out
untill five in the morning where it's the strobe lights.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's why I like I, I sometimes worry about my kids,
and then I realized they are than me, Like I
was such a disaster that you know, my kids are
gonna be fine. They're gonna be fine. Kids are gonna
be fine. In their song, yeah, it's gonna be fun. No, actually, AI,
they're screwed yep. Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
And so the other quick thing there was there was
a time period, speaking of fashion or lack thereof, and
probably two thousand and eight, where the only thing I
wore was a plain colored American apparel T shirt, whether
it was tribelind or dual blind fifty to fifty blend.
I probably had fifteen just plain American apparel T shirt.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's it. I had gray.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I had some light blue every single day. That's all
I wore. Have you guys seen the American Apparel documentary
on Netflix?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (13:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
What in the hell?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
First of all, I didn't even know if American apparel
still existed. I had to go just American American apparel,
that's all. Okay, not American Eagle.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
No American apparel. Are you unfamiliar? They They were on
top of the fashion world for a while, man, like
every teenager had to wear their stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
And they had a store here in Dallas, and I
went to it, and that's where I would go buy
my Tribelend or dual blend shirts and I would buy
five at a time. But the whole marketing of it
was sexploitation of guys and girls that looked way too young,
like when they is why you shop there?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, they did this for the uh, I mean, different
marketing speaks to different people. They did this for the
Hollister thing.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
To Hollister is way different and this is a different
thing like Crombie and Fitch was that the one they
did a document her on that one. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah that was bad too. No, this is way different. Like,
I'll give you an example. The they interview people that
worked for this guy, this Canadian guy, and it was
the whole idea was, hey, these are like really plain
kind of fashion statements there. There's no logos on them

(14:30):
or nothing, but they're and they're really comfortable, but hey,
we make them in America.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Like that was their whole deal.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
And dude, the very first they had all these people
that worked there, and the first ad that they ran
in a publication in LA had a girl that looked
like she was barely legal, wearing teeny tiny shorts and
her legs are wide open and it's a crot shot
and the ad says we're now open and so and
it was a horrible And then this guy got disgraced

(14:57):
and then he immediately went and worked for Kanye. It's unbelievable,
but it's just I was like, man, I wore these
shirts every day. I don't even know if they exist anymore.
I looked it up. You know the T shirt brand Gilden. Yeah,
they bought a Arctic in apparel. It's only online now.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Didn't even know that. All right, There you have it.
Think skin is tracking. It is a Cowboys game day.
They play a night against the Eagles in Philly. Will
continue to talk Cowboys all day long. But coming up next,
did Roger Goodell confirm the Super Bowl halftime show? We'll
talk about that next.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Jus God, every stay.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
On the top in the shoot. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Actually two segments of Hollywood centered stuff, although we will
start off on the Today Show with the commissioner Roger
Goodell just out here promoting the league, you know, the
big season.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I think tonight. I believe the game is on NBC's
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
And uh, they're asking the questions because apparently everyone on
the morning show of the Today Show is a big swiftye.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Let's find out.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Taylor Swift invited to play the Super Bowl this year
the halftime show.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
We would always love to have Taylor play. She is
a special, special talent and obviously she would be welcome
in anytime.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Is it in the works.

Speaker 9 (16:18):
I can't tell you anything about it.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's maybe okay, Okay, maybe it's maybe okay. At what
point can we expect a decision to be announced?

Speaker 9 (16:27):
I'm waiting on my friend Jay Z to be able
to it's in his hands. I'm waiting for the smoke
to come out.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Okay, okay, good but you're a Swifty. I'm definitely a Swift.
Of course, of course you are. I hate that today.
I so wanted him to say she is a special specimen.
She's a beauty. You know, she's got that mother.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
So Taylor Swift is so powerful that my wife knows
who Roger Goodell is because of the story.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, okay, so are people running with us thinking that, Okay,
it's a done deal.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Because he said maybe. But I again his last point,
I still contend. I don't think jay Z's the biggest
Taylor Swift fan.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Now. Also don't know that he would let anything. Uh
what Why would you say that?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Because he went to the Grammys and gave a speech
about how Beyonce has never been nominated for Best out Right.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
No, you think he's mad at Taylor Swift for that.
I think I think he's an incredibly brilliant businessman, and
so I think he I think he understands how good
that would be for business. Do you know who was
really upset with him doing that too, Beyonce? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:35):
I mean, here's here's the only thing that I think
if I was on her PR team or marketing team
or whatever, I'd be like, all right, what happens if
Kansas City makes a Super Bowl and you go out
there at halftime and they're down twenty eight nothing, You're
gonna get blamed for it?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Do you really?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Now, she might be bulletproof to all of this. She
probably is important than the Chiefs. Dude, No, I know,
But what I'm saying is it's still like, you don't
want that smoke, and maybe she does.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
If anything, Kelsey's got to drop a pass in the
AFC Championship. Make sure that scenario. I don't agreeate itself.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I think it's a fair point you're making, and I'm
considering it now. He's processing, however, helip on it. I'm gonna,
you know what, I don't have to come up with
it right now. Let's hear how Let's see how this
album does it. I take tomorrow She's I think she's
bigger than that. I don't think that would bother her

(18:30):
in any way. I think those bullets would deflect right
off of her. Bulletproof Tomorrow kind of fuckers in Dallas
after been slept on this I'll tell you tomorrow the
fiery conclusion to be the processing Skins idea.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
To be fair, Beyonce Taylor shift didn't invite each other
to each other's movie premiere. When Beyonce did her documentary
and Taylor did her concert movie, they didn't invite each other.
That Like, I think it's amicable, but I think you're
conflating the He's well, no, not really, jay Z. He
that's speech was pointed at her, and I thought, like that,

(19:03):
Beyonce's did appear to not be happy.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I thought it was pointed at the history of the Grammys.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I think probably jay Z's point was, look at all
these awards she's won, and you never thought she had
the best album of the year. I think he was
leaning in on racial motivation of award shows. Dude, Chris
Rock did the same thing at the Oscars, right, Sure,
So that's what I think it was about. But to
your point, it's always Taylor winning stuff or Billie Eilish.

(19:29):
There was a year where Billy Eilish every damn award.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Right.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Scott Hansen hosts NFL Red Zone and he jumped on
with that McAfee guy yesterday and he said this about
NFL Red Zone now the phrase to begin every NFL
Sunday at noon, and I will be so bricked up
at noon on Sunday. He got eight games going on
at once, and he says, seven hours of commercial free

(19:55):
football begins.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Listen if you notice something here.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
The business folks handle the business, of course, and I
have no say over different elements.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
That could could or could not be in the show.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
And so I'll just tell you right now when you
see me come on the air here, we're going to
hit the octo box.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
We've got eight games in the early window.

Speaker 10 (20:18):
When we get into it, ladies and gentlemen, it's seven
hour zone football starts.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
That's different than seven hours of commercial free football starts now.
He's right. So they're gonna be throwing in little commercials
which they've done.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
They did this last year. You don't miss any of
the game. They put up a little fifteen second thing.
You see it during Ranger games all the time. You
start of doing free throws in MAVs game. You're a
quick word from Ford. You know a fifteen things.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
So we're used to this, but it's now because he
did this interview with McAfee, there's a lot of people going, wait,
so hold on, I subscribe to this, I pay the.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Extra money for Red Zone, and they're gonna throw ads at.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Me because he did this interview and just talk about it,
and because the NFL's sun this big merger with ESPN
A little bit like going okay, wait, wait, wait, will
be about to lose Red Zone? Are they about to
really just morph this into a commercial product? And the
answer is yes, And what are you gonna do? Are
you just not gonna watch? No, You're gonna watch it
efin junkie.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
I'm gonna I'm gonna buy the eleven dollars a month
to watch the Red Zone channel?

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
The merger with ESPN doesn't really take place till next season, right, like,
it's still Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's interesting though, because you pretty much always you you
either get free content with ads or you pay a
subscription and there's no ads. Yeah, it's rarely that you'd
be hit with both, so it's rare.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
I'm gonna get my screen minimized for a second while
we do a deodorant ad, and then it'll pop back
up and I will.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Miss the play. I want miss a touchdown or a
field goal or anything. Just need a bigger TV man.
All right, there you have it. Speaking of big TVs.
Uh you we're gonna be at Pluckers tomorrow. We want
you to come join us. By the way, Uh did
you know us? Speaking of TV? Did you know this
TV show is dropping? That's coming up here? And it's
just a matter of minutes been in skin show.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
We're about fifteen minutes away from some wildlife news kangaroos
on the run. I know you want to hear that story.
But we have a V show that's premiering today and
I for one didn't even know it.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
What do we have kt?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Do you guys know that the spinoff of the Office
called The Paper dropped all ten episodes today on Peacock.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I didn't know that this was even in the works,
and I don't know anybody that's on it. You really
know this was in the works? I really did.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
We had talked about it a couple of times, not
that I recall. So it's a lot of no names,
or at least names that aren't household names. But the
one guy from the office who carried over is Oscar
you know whatever, And it's the same thing, except they
are a newspaper and they're in a different town. They're
still in the Midwest, same characters. Like, no, just Oscar,
totally new cast. Oscar's taking a new job in the Midwest.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
But it is him.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, it's actually he's playing Oscar. In fact, his I
think the bid is he like, no, is what's going
on with the cameras? And he is like, oh not again?
But everyone else.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Decent who's involved on the writing side. Do you name people?
Greg Daniels is running it?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Okay, okay, and Greg Daniels brand that and he started
Parks and record on that sad TV.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
He's response for that Rangers World Series. Team dude, I
love gd GD thad the guys, the boys.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
If Nelson Cruiser just got back there, Uh, reviews have
been good, NBC's already well it's Peacock has renewed it
for a second season so they can go make ten more.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's good for Oscar because I haven't seen him since
the Office. No, it's well State Farm commercials. Is that right?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Every office character got some commercials. Okay, Stanley got honey
nut cheerios. I mean they all got they all got
their they got they got their chuck a change, you know,
they got that.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Also, So yeah, are you going I'm gonna give it
a shot. Probably in the next month. I'll probably find
a way to get through it. I feel like I'm
fatigued with that style now. I may just start watching
it and go, Okay, yeah, this is I'm comfortable with
it again. But I'm like, I'm not seeking that out.
And that wasn't my favorite character necessarily on that show either. Yeah,
and he's I don't know, man, he's fairly gonna be

(24:10):
a part of this is my thought. Do you know
what hurt that style? Social media? Because John or what
is a character's name, Jim look tamed. Yeah, man, he's
on my timeline still. It's great. He's still on my timeline.
Acknowledging cameras.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Comedy Central's like, here is one hundred episodes of the Office,
and that's what we're gonna air today.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Oh, in the Daily Show, it's all they do. My
kids or I don't know about Dez, but my daughter
got into it and watched the whole thing. I think
it's great. It's very good.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
It's comfortable too, even though it's cringey, it's also comfortable.
Yorma from the Lonely Island. That's the group with Andy Sandberg.
He was on a ladder. He's working on something on
his house, twenty foot ladder, and this happened. I'm probably
twenty feet off the ground. The base of the ladder's
not good, and that's the key part.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
You want to be good. Yeah, my friend.

Speaker 11 (24:58):
Morgan was offering to help me, but I was like,
ah's He went inside to get some water, man, so
I felt it give way and I'm like, oh no.
Like in this moment, like my life flashes before my
eyes and I'm like, oh no, I gotta get off
his ladder. I literally have enough time as I'm falling
to be like I'm gonna die. I look over, I

(25:19):
like to litter to see the yard, and I'm like
this is gonna hurt a lot, and I fall straight
on my butt, taking all of the impact on my butt.
Then I do a lot of screaming and cursing. Keep
in mind it's my daughter's fifth birthday party, so it
was very hot. Rat Actually it was like the moment
that the dude like broke his femur and like immediately

(25:40):
was like, oh not good. It turns out that I
have shattered my pelvis on my left hand side.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
My sacrum has detached from my spine. Oh that sounds
so horrible, man. I was reminded of the time Skin
and I snuck out of my house when we were
in high school and you broke your cossacks. Right. Yeah,
that's fracture. I can imagine how painful it is. Yeah.
And also I have a ladder anxiety. I do too.

(26:11):
Like we have this guy Armando, the guy that we
were talking about. He bought a car from a prosper Forward.
He hangs up a lot of our artwork and at
one of our businesses, he was uphanging something that was
about twenty five to thirty feet high and he was
just leaning over, like off the top. And at another
business we were at recently, there was a guy painting.

(26:31):
He just climbed up right to the top of that
ladder like he was up there all the time. And
I'm like, I don't feel good about this, but they do.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I've told my wife a million times I'm going to
die on a ladder putting Christmas stuff back up after
the end of My wife told me last time, I
don't want you to put on Christmas lights up this
year and I was like, hell, yeah, Yarma, thank you
for the team, because it sucks doing that.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
It sucks.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
And you know, we got a lot of dudes that
listened to the Eagle that work in the trades and
they're up there on ladders and speak. Let me say
this too. The older you get, the more weird it
feels when you're up on top of the ladder. Like
when I was in my twenties night, Yeah, I just
go up there. I have good sense about me.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Now I start each little step I take up a ladder,
I'm like, uhh, well, you may have the question though,
should I fall on my butt for patting? Here's what
doctors say.

Speaker 11 (27:27):
My doctor came in this morning and was like I
was like, oh yeah, if you had hit your heels,
Like if you'd landed on both your heels, that would
have been.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Ten times worse. I'm like, ten times worse.

Speaker 12 (27:38):
There is that question when you're you know, comedy, people
like how long you let it go before you say
something kind of.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well, I mean like, don't you think it should be instantaneous?
For me?

Speaker 12 (27:49):
That was until last night. What'd you lay on them
last night? I said, not sure if this is the
best time to bring up. But do we think the
door is officially closed on you dunking now? Dice roll
to try a joke this soon? Apologies?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
That was too soon?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Y great, I don't think you'll be dunking now. He
had three to six months before he could walk. Three
to six months.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
That sucks. And imagine how bad the guy feels who
went to go get a water. Oh, I know, because
he could have held it right, he was just barely parched,
all right. Coming up next, it's the wildlife News. It
is a Cowboys game day. We will get back into
Cowboys football coming up at five o'clock. Get you ready
for Cowboys Eagles tonight. Don't forget we're at Pluckers in
Dallas tomorrow. But coming up next the wildlife news are

(28:37):
scorpions coming to North Texas. We'll discuss next. Welcome, Welcome,
wildlife Wildlife News.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
If you just remix and forever, we're going to start
having that as part of the Wildlife News intro.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I like to think Christine is not going to pull that.
I'm gonna I'm gonna text her right now.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Tanisha Jones Frisco is the subject of an article I
found on w FAA headline. Tell me this is Ai too,
scorpion surge.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Yes, they do call North Texas home and they're causing
issues for homeowners.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Uh I think, uh you said w FAA. I think
Pete Friedman wrote that.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Head Sometimes they get stuff from uh, well, the author
is Kevin Reese. Headline writers and copywriters are different. Yeah,
but sometimes they get their stuff from other people. And
I don't know if Kevin Reese is local or national.
And sometimes they get ap articles and stuff. Christina get
Kevin Reese on the friend not here today.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Here, guest Kevin, let's me Kevin. Hey Kevin, did you
write that headline? Guys looking at my article? Are you
straining right now? I'm lifting up a heavy bitch reading
a magazine network? Why are you lifted on a bitch?
I think a bench Heik's day at a dump.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
When Tanisha Jones moved to Frisco from Chicago, she expected
it's gonna be hotter here. Probably you know it's gonna
be hot summer. But she's like, I didn't know that
I would see multiple scorpions per week in my new home.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Uh. Oh, I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
I can remember a time that I've seen a scorpion.
I had last and since I little child, maybe I.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Went I used to live in Frisco, ironically, and I
wonder what part of Frisco this is? Uh, but the
scorpion zone. Yeah. I used to listen to the Scorpions
band in my house that I lived at at one
one in Custer. And the very first night we were there,
we closed, We closed on our loan, and before we

(30:47):
had even moved in, we were going to sleep on
the floor in our new house. We're like, how exciting
is this? This is or this is amazing? And as
we were laying there, I saw something move on the
floor and I was like, what what is that? And
sure enough it was a scorpion. Now that was a
not a large one. It was a tiny one. I

(31:08):
hit that thing with a shoe about forty times and
it was just like what else you got, bitch Like?
It was like not impacted by the shoe hitting it
at all, and I was terrified. I was like, Okay,
so there's a baby scorpion in this house. Clearly there's
a mama scorpion at about a thousand of these.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Things, so it might have been a finding Nemo situation
though it's it's been removed from the family and it's
just on its own.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
That's a good point. Well, we never saw another one
after that. I think it was a finding Nemo that
was the Nemo. Yeah, well you said, how how like
if you had to guess how many inches was it? Uh,
I would say it was maybe one inch thick or
long long? Yeah, yeap, And I'm familiar with that measurement.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
They got a doctor in on this article, and these
are called striped barked scorpions native detextas. They are venomous
but not lethal. That's right, which till I would say,
I'll hold on, how do we know? I mean, how
much venom can you take? Well, if a hundred of
them sting you at the same time you're aft, they
grow to be about two and three eight inches long,
which is not enough to satisfy the story. Nope, yeah, yeah,

(32:13):
the story needs more. Although what is enough to satisfy it?
And shouldn' everyone want more?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I mean I've seen some movies where I'm like, man,
there's no way I'm in this game. In the game,
it's like not even like, how is that even good? Yeah?
For anyone in well for him, he's got to fill
the guilt. Yeah, him bailment push. But he's also he's
got to gotta go. He scorpion has to pull back. Yeah.

(32:40):
Weren't you in a band called Social Colonoscopy. Yes, pretty
good too, till that time we got kicked out of trees.
Yeah yeah, uh, because we're gonna do a live went
on stage and they didn't. They were not okay that
we had Switzer come.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
In for it.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
So what happened to the lady?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
H Her town is in Far North or her town
home is in Far North Frisco next to a green belt.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Ben Oh no, I live on a green belt. The
Scorpions love green belts, Oh they do. I got my
green belt from Taekwon Dong Taekwon Dong. Yeah, his ex
wife part of the jingle. You know, his ex wife

(33:22):
owns half the business.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
On top of everything, she says she bought a new house.
Now she's like, I can't take it, so she like
moves from Chicago. The Scorpions freaked her out. She sold
her town home, is buying a new house. Oh my god,
I respect it. I respect it.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
She has no confidence in exterminators. Yeah, dude, nip it
in the bud, like I know, I have seen one scorpion.
That's enough. I don't think that they're prevalent necessarily in Texas,
but clearly they have the stranglehold on this town home
out now.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
They are not where we are. They are prevalent down
in Santonio, Austin area. It has to do with the
type of that sediment that rock whatever you're called. I've
told you guys the story before. My uncle was rocking
a deuce and a scorpion dropped down from the ceiling
on him while he was rocking a deuced stone like thigh.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I think it was his God, So imagine he had
to jump up with unfinished business. That's like the opposite
of the toilet snack. It's hard to live down the
sky scorpion. God, what does he do if he's like
They finally get him to calm down and have a
seed on the couch. He just talked about the sky scorpion?
All right, Well that will different, all right, thank you, Vin.

(34:33):
Coming up next, just three minutes away. Let's go around
the sports, and obviously it's a Cowboys game day. We'll
talk Cowboys. Coming up at five o'clock. Because Mark Cuban
jumps back into the news for what reason. We'll discuss next.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one. The Eagle
be listening for your chance to win Addison October Fest tickets.
Will be giving them giving them away rather sometime the
next hour and a half. Be listening for that. And
don't forget tomorrow, we're gonna be at Pluckers in Dallas.
That is the Greenville level Is Lane location, doing the
show from three to six. But right now it's time
for this.

Speaker 10 (35:05):
Now around the Sports KTD Twins as all the sports.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yes yesterday we did talk about this situation going on
with the LA Clippers and this investigative report from Pablotry
of the Athletic You. Basically, he's sang that Steve Ballmer
circumented the salary cap by paying Kawhi Leonard a little

(35:36):
money on the side to do an appearance for this
company called a Spire and that company went bankrupt, and
there's a paper trail and there was an informant and
it's all kind of crazy. Basically a side job to
get a little more money to keep you here on
our team, different numbers on the contract without hurting the
salary cap.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
So we talked about how this is really bad.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Adam Silver has commented on this before in the past,
how this is like a cardinal sin, this is something
you just can't do. I think this hasn't happened since
I think like two thousand. The last time it happened
was with Joe Joe Smith for the Minnesota Timber.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
And if I remember correctly, they did not allow him
to sign with the team. I think they made him
move teams and it caused a first round pick. So
there's big controversy over how will this play out. Will
the Clippers be punished? Surely an investigation will start first.
Could Balmer the extreme side of it? There's a lot
of crazy things. Well, Mark Cuban did retweet this big story,

(36:38):
and he retweeted Pablo Torre and it says I'm on
team Balmer.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
For those that don't know, Steve Balmer is the owner
of the Clippers. As much as I wish they circumvented
the salary cap.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
That's what. That's a funny. That's a funny approach. As
much as I wish they circumvented the sour cap, I
wish they were dirty first Steve. Isn't that if he
did try to feed Kawhi Leonard money knowing what was
at stake for him personally and his team. Do you
think he would let the company go bankrupt knowing all
creditors would be visible to the world. They got scammed
by Aspiration, along with many others crimes for which they

(37:14):
pleaded guilty last week. Scammers do scamming things.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
They did a three hundred million dollars sponsorship deal with
the Clippers in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
That's a huge deal. The better the team does, the
more value the sponsorship pass. It actually makes perfect sense,
perfect sense that if they stole money from investors and
want the Clippers to succeed, why not give stolen money
to help keep their best player. It's sad that Pablo
Torre didn't take the time to find out how these
scammers pulled off their scam. The idea that the default
is Balmer's the bad guy is going to backfire on him,

(37:43):
to which I saw that and went, come on, mark Way.
It feels like it feels like a great opportunity to
just like, I'm not as much in the mix as
they used to be.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
For me, it's go play golf on an island somewhere,
you know, and just live My life has never been
into golf. Yeah, I know, I'll take for him. It's
got to be something else. Yeah, I don't know it does.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I think it's TikTok videos with weightlifters cost plus drugs.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I noticed. I understand. For me, I'm gonna go ahead
and get out of that. Right. He just entered the
fray unnecessarily. And you know, I my take on this
is I'm not surprised. And I assume that a lot
of people try to circumvent the cap and a lot
of different sports and have for a long time. It's
kind of what people always do, right. It's the same

(38:30):
idea as uh, paying college players under the table or whatever.
You know, Boys and Niners got accused of it in
the nineties. So I think, yeah, if I owned a
team or had a partial ownership and a team, I
would sit out as well, because I would imagine that
there's skeletons in my closet. Now, if I had no
skeletons in my closet, maybe I would jump in and

(38:51):
try to get somebody's back, especially if I really believe that. Yeah,
here's here's what I was thinking about yesterday as I was,
you know, watching cubans response, and I'll see Pablo Torre's
response to Cuban right here. Yeah, read it.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Dear Mark Cuban, care to come on the show to
discuss my reporting? I have some questions.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I'd love to ask you the exact same thing he
did to Bill Simmons about a month ago. Yeah, because
Bill Simmons called him out for his Jordan Hudson Bill
Belichick reporting. So here's what I would say about all
of this, whether or not it did happen or didn't
happen or whatever. I'm we are living in a time
where corporate crimes. No one's held accountable for this stuff anymore.

(39:31):
I mean, everything is being deregulated and it's tied up
in court for years, and you know, honestly, the NBA
has already got all these problems with the gambling and
how people feel about that. And so I'm sorry to
be a cynic, but what I've seen over the last
seven or eight years, I just feel like no one
gets called to the mat for this stuff anymore, and

(39:52):
it's basically just gonna end up being a fifteen minute
piece on a John Oliver show that.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Nobody cares about cares about corruption anymore? Did Cuban didn't.
He also talk about the O six finals being rigged
or I saw. Yeah. I didn't see him doing that,
but I saw reaction to it. He did it. I
believe he did it. Was it on DLLs? He did
it somewhere reach out. I wondered it was probably tongue

(40:16):
in cheek, right, because he couldn't just say that as
with an ownership stake, and I do respect that was
always the cool thing about him buying the Mavericks as
he is a Maverick. Yeah, yeah, you know, and that
whole deal. He's not going to do it the way
everyone else does it. I dig that he's has the
balls to get into these things, but hopefully they're not.

(40:37):
They don't have any skeletons to worry about.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
So I haven't heard it, but apparently he did go
on with Pablo and Suban did. Yeah, oh wow. From
this morning, he yeah tweeted thanks for having me on.
How long did we talk? I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Damn Okay, he did it, and I'm sure Gus when
Pablo had Bill Simmons on, they had a great conversation,
Simmons back down quick because Pablo is good and Pablo
is very likable too.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, so everyone's like, I'm not getting into that with him. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Well, I mean, I'm sure the big big nuggets from
it'll make the news cycle. Maybe, I mean tomorrow will
be talking so much Cowboys. Maybe we talk about it
on Monday. But as a wise man once saying, I
promise you you can change the world, and they'll just
change it back again. The Rangers lost yesterday, guys, that's
two in a row, but they're off today and everything.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Hey, everything is still in front of them. I like that.
That's a good report. Everything is still in front of him.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I think the Marriger's lost again though, and that's where
I get into my fun times here.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
That's even better reporting. I think this team lost.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
You know what they did because the damn elevator didn't
update the standings this morning. Yeah, and I checked it
last night, George Rangers one and a half games out
of the wild Card off tonight for the Cowboys and
then a three gamer against the Astros. Guess how many
games back there are the Astros four four and a
half sweep the Astros YEP, wheep prostro It's on.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
It's on. All right, There you have it, there's around
the sports. We will talk Dallas coming up at five o'clock.
But coming up next in the weekly Weekday Update, are
people really trying to live to be one hundred and
fifty years old?

Speaker 7 (42:13):
We'll have that discussion next week Day Day featuring veteran
news anchor kt fun tweets pretty big deal yesterday. Weirdly,
I don't know if y'all saw, but Putin and Ji

(42:33):
Jinping hanging out having a big parade.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
They had a fantasy draft. They had a fantasy draft.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
They had to get their their draft in with some
of the other world leaders and uh so basically there
there was a big parade, which is also strange that
they're together, and that's probably not good as a military parade.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
So that's good. It's not good that the evil powers
of the universe are getting together having a military parade. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Hey, but hey everyone, I know you weren't about this,
but we just want to make sure you knew that
our two gigantic nations, with all this superpower energy, we're together.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
We're a line.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
In fact, we're doing routines together. I hope you guys,
enjoy your football season.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
The good news is they were celebrating the eightieth anniversary
of the end of World War Two, So it's like
they're celebrating the start of something that's.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Good, that was big for China.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
So Putin, whose health has been in question for a
long time, he's got his own poop guy. Basically, every
stool sample he has gets taken to the lab to
make sure that he doesn't have cancer.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Dude, it although he might already have cancer too. We
have the technology for that. There are smart toilets. Well,
every time you go to the bathroom and a toilet,
it runs tests on all that oh biometric toilet. Yeah, dude,
it's right. We have the technologies, just like not everyone
can afford it. Obviously, could Vladimir Poopin afford it? Yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Now, jesuon Ping is definitely a guy who his reputation
worldwide is not great. So uh, there was a hot
mic moment.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Though. Now you're gonna hear a translator in there the
New York Times that is shoddy. Not shoddy. I can't
say that anymore. I can't use that word.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
They had a kind of half assed translator come in
and uh kind of talk over what they were saying.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
But this is what happened. In the past.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
People rarely lived to be over seventy, But these days,
at seventy, you're still a child. Bild technology is making
advances because little constant transplants of human organs.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
And maybe even people will go younger.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
As they ay Jean and Immortality, that in this century
humans might be able to live to one hundred and
fifty years old. Pretty weird hot mic moment there, whoa
New York Times is running out of recent on an
awful accent. These are definitely the conversations I want authoritarians

(44:54):
to have, right a LITTI one hundred and fifty Yeah,
harvest organs, bam bamp and you know one of the
things that we've seen recently with our own leaders sharp
as ever at eighty going.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
So if we could double that and.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Let them continue to lead, I don't know, man, I
think we're in a real good spot here.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
I sitting there going, Okay, That's what Trump and Putin
actually met to talk about in Alaska last week or
two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I had Mark toilet fifty me and you one hundred
and fifty Hey, hey, Donald, what is your overunder?

Speaker 5 (45:25):
But this is once again, as used in The Simpsons
predict things once again. A Will Ferrell movie predicts the
future Tall Tacon Knights. It's not crazy to think modern science.
I gove to be one hundred and fifty tw hundred
years old. It's not crazy. Now we know that I
saw this yesterday, and I don't know when it's from.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
But there was a guy who's ninety three years old
participating in a bodybuilding contest. Oh yeah, he was all tan. Yeah,
and he started his life ninety But I you know, again,
that could be from a decade ago, but it was
on my timeline yesterday.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Hey, mister Vlatimer Putin would be eighty three, so he's
allowed to rule until twenty thirty six.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Wait, I didn't know that he was that old. He
looks great for eighty three. No, he'll be eighty three
and twenty thirty six. Oh he is sixty seven. Okay,
I was gonna say, man, he does not look that old, damn,
because he had a change in twenty twenty. He had
a change in Russia's constitution that allows him to stay
as the leader until twenty thirty.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Six, right, which I don't know that they would if
you want to know the playbook. If he wanted to
keep it going, he could just do it, yeah, and
keep going beyond that.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
It's amazing how many people just mysteriously end up dead
by questioning him.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I fell out of
a building. Always strange, that happens, very sopranos.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Also in the Weekday Update, if you guys want more
Weekday Update stories, because that one wasn't good enough for.

Speaker 13 (46:50):
You, was it?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I mean, I want him?

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Did it satisfy everyone? Georgio Rmani dead at the age
of ninety one. Little World News Today. Georgia o'marni. I
knew him as a cologne growing up, so I failed
to realize. I'm not a big fashion guy either though,
So what get out of here? I mean, I'm the
same guy who earlier in the show had never heard
of American apparel. But ninety one and I guess what

(47:14):
I found out about him today? But like to do
it with men and women?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Hell? Yeah, and I do it? I mean sex, Yeah,
that's great, man, not make clothes. Did y'all know anything
about Georgio ARMANI? I didn't know he was still alive.
Not really. I just assumed that his name was a
real person. Yeah, now I thought it was like some
fake brand. Yeah, I knew it was a person, but
I didn't like it's same as you. I mean, I

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know that there's like suits and stuff that people buy,
but for me, it's it's a cologne that I'm aware of.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Sure, to Ben's point, that used to be a thing
in the nineties, like oh, ARMANI suits, Like look at you?
Was pat Riley's wearing an Harmony suit? Is Harley Davidson
a real guy? Probably Ralph Flourd.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
It's kind of like that. It's like that Travis matt
Few things right, Like I thought it was Matthew. Is
he a real guy? Two people? Anyway, it's two guys. Yeah,
that's Travis and Matthew, not Travis Matthews. And it's two
guys that know two other guys named Travis of Matthew.
Calvin Kleine is a real good person, yep. Tommy Hill
figure real personal person, yep.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
So these guys put their name on Okay, So it's
it's like Tom Harley and Steve Davidson versace real person,
really yeah, so one of these needs.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
To be fake. Then all right, that's anod job. All right,
thank you for your reporting, Kevin cow Boy surprise.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Your forecast for tonight seventy five degrees in Philadelphia, thirty
three percent chance of rain.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Oh dude, Dak can throw a wet ball. Yeah, unlike Troy. No,
So I don't know if that matters too much. What
I want to focus on in this segment is I
was thinking about this overnight. I think I woke up
in the middle of the night and couldn't go back
to sleep, So I was thinking about this. There's a
list of guys that are really trying to rewrite their
specific narrative on their career, who they are and moving forward.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
That could be playing for a contract.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
You give me a lot of different things, so I thought,
go one by one, let's just run it down the
list of these like intriguing things to actually start the season.
We'll start the head coach Brian Schottenheimer, who has declined
NFL head coaching jobs before he thought he would get
plenty of offers in the early twenty tenths. He had
a couple of head coaching gigs and turned him down.
He got some big interviews and you know, a couple

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of interviews and didn't get the job as well. But
he had a couple of jobs offered to him that
he turned down, which I think is interesting. Not an
inspiring hire at the time, but there's something about the
guy who's always wanted this finally gets it. Has he
been saving anything? Is there something in there that's different?
And I'm excited for the offense to be a little

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different than what it was last year.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
So yeah, if he if they don't succeed this year
and they have a bad year, could you see them
keeping him as an offensive coordinator and hiring a different
head coach. No, I think he's this He's gonna have
to leave. Once you get to this point, He's either
gonna have to leave, and I think I think minimum

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they give him two years minimum.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Yeah, unless they go one in sixteen and he makes
a terrible call at the end of every game, right,
you know. I mean, I think it has to be
beyond disaster for them to give up so quickly.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I do think the witting thing is still out there lingering.
I think he could end up being a part of
this thing at some point, But maybe it's just as
a tight ends coach or an offensive coordinator. Maybe it's
not that he'll be a head coach, but I would
keep an eye on that one. But yeah, I'm I'm
interested in this, Like you listen to shoddy speak and
you're he's very likable and maybe he's got some curveballs

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and maybe he's gonna be good at this. It is
just weird that he was just standing there and he
was the closest one to empty office and nobody else
in the league was trying to hire him.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
I know that this is semantics, right, but I think
outside of just like hardcore football people, and I'm talking
about fans, like there's different levels of fans. There's people
that are way into it and know all the stuff,
and that's a very small percentage. Then there's most people
who follow it what I would call sports center style,
Like those are the guys that you have friends that

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you know they have whatever jobs, business jobs. They go
hey and you see the story, so they kind of
know the stories. Those people they really have no idea
who Brian Schottenheimer is. It's only the super football nerd
who knows who Brian Schottenneimer is. So it's almost like
he doesn't have a chance to rewrite his narrative for
the he has a chance to write a narrative. People

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write a new narrative period. Most people really don't know
anything about him.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
It's a good point.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
And also, I just feel I could be wrong, but
I feel like McCarthy was pretty shut to the outside
noise of like people. I'm not saying you didn't take
any input into his offense, but when moves are made
to get rid of Kellen, the cow was said, fine,
is your offense?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Then did you do it? And that's how that ended up.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
And Kellen went to win a Super Bowl with the Eagles,
and as they have a new offensive coordinator, that's a
whole other thing.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Uh next to us Dak. Do you guys think Dak
plays seventeen games this year? Ooh, that's a good I mean,
I would be shocked if he did.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
And they don't really have a backup quarterback if he
I mean he is, They're they're attached to Core.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Can we amend that to if he misses a game
it's by choice at the end of the season. Oh sure, Okay, yeah,
So it's the question is can he stay healthy? That's
the big question.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
For me is Dak is now the weapons are here,
there are no excuses for a bad year now, yeah, Like,
but you hurt him for excuses at all. You're the
highest paid player in football and we last year they
didn't have weapons.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I don't have confidence in there or their running game,
So you could that could be something that fault. Like
if Geyiton totally sucks and is a bust, then he's
going to get killed back there probably, But if they
can't run the ball, I mean they don't. They didn't
really address the running back position. Like they drafted a
little water bug change of pace guy who's nice, but

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they didn't really address the running game, you know.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
So here's what I think about the initial question of health.
I think that Dak is at a point in his
career brain power wise where he knows how to keep
himself healthy.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
In other words, like a freak.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
But I think I mean, look at how Tom Brady
look at Peyton Manning in his final year in Denver.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I mean, he couldn't even throw the ball anymore. He's
just using his brain.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
And so I think at this point in his career,
outside of a freak play, I think Dak knows how
to get rid of the ball and do the things
to keep himself healthy.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
So I don't think he's gonna have an injury this year.
That's what I'm going with.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
It's good to have a refresher here, though. Here's what
happened last year. The media starts talking about how Joe
Flacco has got more rushing yards than he does. They
go to Atlanta, Dak tries to use his legs and
then the hammy falls off the bone.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah, which don't you think he learned a lesson from that?
Maybe maybe? And hey, could just be a freak thing too.
That just sucks, though, if you're sixty million dollars quarterback,
if you take off your hamstring will detach from your body.
Like that's a bad thing. It's not good.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I have a few more names I want to throw
at you guys in the next segment, Okay, because there's
one very fascinating one, and we'll discuss that next on
ninety seven won the Eagle ben at Skin Show ninety
seven point one the Eagle. We're going to celebrate Cowboys
Eagles by going to the wayback machine at the bottom
of the hour, a time when Mosquito and an Eagles guy,

(54:53):
and it's really funny. And yes, his name is Kevin Brosteak.
We're gonna relive it. It's funny, will laugh, stick around
for all that. But we're in the middle of a
little cuss in the Cowboys segment, and KT is going
down the list of people who can change their narratives.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
George Pickens, the wide receivers, the next one. I want
to get to known as a guy who's a little
insane on the field, and you know, pretty much all
training camp when I asked questions, he keeps saying, I'm
a team guy.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I'm a team guy. I'm a team guy, he said,
over and over and over. People don't know that about me.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
I'm a team guy, which strikes me as a guy
who's really thinking about maybe his numbers.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
And he's a free agent next year and go get
a contract. By the way, his agent is Micah's agent,
so he's going to be a backer.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
But this could be a huge year and the Cowboys
could have the best tw wide receivers. Look, ma'am, maybe
not Jamar Chase and t Higgins, but close to that,
right there, close to that. It's also Dak is the
best quarterback by far, he's ever played with in the NFL.
So this is a very good chance for George Pickens
to change the narrative from oh, he's just a deep
ball guy who gets in fights with cornerbacks all the time.
Like now he can completely change that as an all

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around player now Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
It's he's probably going to face more single coverage than
he has ever in his life because CD is still
going to get all the attention. So it'll be interesting
to see, Like, you can't double team everybody, and so
it'll be interesting to see what he can do. And
I wonder how early they'll go to that. Like, to me,
the worst thing it could happen for my soul is

(56:19):
for the Cowboys to come out and do a three
and out off the rip the Cowboy. After all this,
you get into the new season, it's just a three
and out, dude, what hold on? Know, let's let's be
more specific. What if the first two players are running
plays and it's third and nine. Yeah, you know it's
gonna be third nine. It's maybe underneath to lipkey or something,

(56:41):
you know for a two yard game on third and nine,
you know, or maybe Tyler Guiden gets blown up and
that gets killed. I was thinking about this earlier.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
If Guiden does, it does become a turnstile, you are
going to get a lot of lipkey because there's going
to be a lot of sending your fullback over there
to They gave him a.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Contract yesterday, by the way, Yeah yeah, but you know
do they is there like a screen to Jayden Blue?
Is there?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
You know?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Is it Camante Turpin doing? You know, they's a trick thing.
You know, he's you know, shot, he's had Tavon Austin before,
he's had a guy that's kind of like this, So
hopefully he's but you know, there are there going to
be some offensive genius wrinkles where you're like, wow, that's
what was holding us back. There's a genius running the offense.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Now, let me ask you, guys, if I gave you
an over under of six and a half touchdowns on Turpin,
what would you take under?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I'd take the over I may have last year, probably four.
They're gonna prove to me they're gonna play. I just
don't think he's gonna get burned. I I hope he does.
I hope they're creative about getting hm the ball. But
he's also eighty bitty man. If he takes too hard
of a hit, he's he's cooked. He might get you
too on special teams, but yeah, he could. He could
definitely take a couple to the house. If Guidan is

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bad too, which we won't really know. If Terrence still,
I guess, could be in this conversation too. If those
aren't what we need them to be, then they're going
to play a lot of two tight ends as well,
just to get through it. Keep in mind, yes we
have schoonmaker. Oh, don't forget about it. Another Michigan great.
I haven't heard anything about Jonathan Mingo in so long.
Is he hurt? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Oh, what's his injury? He had at Torres LCL or PCL.
He'll be back in like in week four probably. I
don't think he waked all week five. But he was
having a good, good camp, good preseason till till then.

Speaker 9 (58:25):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
All three running backs Jayden Blue is a fifth round
pick who is known to be a little bit immature
in the bit of a fumblers. It happens, grow up,
got more juice than pretty much anyone on your team
not named Ceedee Lamb. So I think I think Shoty
doesn't really care about ball protection, so I think I.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Don't have that much he is. Jaden Blue is the
guy who could take this offense to a whole different
level if he is just explosive and can stay healthy
and doesn't fumble. He's probably too little to be a
bellcow or whatever. But if they, you know, get him.
I just I have no high hopes for Javonte Williams

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at all. I just don't think there. I think it's
a below average running back as your starter. There's gonna
be nothing special there. Jayden Blue is the guy who
could make the running back position be anything impactful.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Javonte Williams did seem surprised that he wasn't asked to
play at all in the preseason, but this goes back
to the offensive coordinator, Clayton Adams. Who know it's again
football nerd stuff, but Clayton Adams highly respective. When the
Coways hired him as offensive coordinator, football dorks were like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
they're onto something here, Like they could fix the run
game through the weird schemes and things like that that

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they were doing.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
That's all his own last year because Arizona nearly made
the playoffs, Slash and that's why I believe in turbin. Yeah,
because when you start scheming stuff like that in a
dynamic weapon in space. Oh yeah, By the way, how's
Rico Gathers doing in life? I hope he's still with
US Man.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
To be honest, Rico Gathers, ed Rico, Rico Gon Ricoh.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Samilliams is my next side contract year, dude, Mike's gone,
so it'd be great if you can go get ten sacks,
you know, have at it, buddy, Yeah, it's your time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
They need somebody to you know, is it Azaraku? Is
it Kneeland? Like, who's the person who's gonna who's the
person that's gonna step up and get pressure on the
quarterback for them? Or are they gonna be able to
get pressure with just four Are they gonna have to
blitz more? I think that's I think it's a good
point about Sam Williams. But he didn't have like some

(01:00:30):
great preseason no is, I can't remember his come off injury.
So iber Flus is a blitz guy right a little bit.
The problem with the eberfo it has been awesome defensive coordinator.
It did not work for him as a head coach,
but that doesn't mean he can't be a head coach. Ever,
the thing that bothers me about him is they give
up so many And he did this when he was

(01:00:51):
a defense quarter with the Colts. Give up so many
like a little playing ten yards off and give all
five yard passes to the wide receiver on the outside
just because they're not getting up and pressing. And there's
your next story, Treyvon Diggs and drawing bland Tron bland Less.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
So get your contract. It'll end up looking very team friendly.
So not a big deal there.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Trevon Diggs absolutely is playing for his football a lot, dude.
Whether they want you or not, next year someone else might.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
So go have fun.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
And I don't know if they're like really good and
they're sneaky good, that's how the team is better than
we thought. It's like, oh crap, okay, we misread this
cornerback situation. They're actually blankets out there, right. You have
to you're looking good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
If you have two lockdown corners who both get interceptions,
that could change things a lot. Yeah, tonight's the night.
Here we go, here we go seventeen and oh how
are we picking? And seventeen? I have carved beef. I
have the Cowboys covering. How about that Eagles minus seven
and a half. I'm taking the Eagles. Eagles are going
to roll. They're Super Bowl champs. Cowboys are a dumpster fire,

(01:01:53):
all right? Coming up next, tough man already tank coming
up next. We crank up the wayback machine. Let's try
to laugh a little bit and look at the sky.
Mosquito in the Hulk with the Eagles podcaster Kevin Brosteak.
This is an absolute classic and it's coming your way
next and watch the show live from three to six tomorrow,
Pluckers in Dallas. We're very much looking forward to that.

(01:02:16):
But to celebrate Cowboys Eagles, we wanted to take a
look back at some old audio. This is Mosquito and
the Hulk and with an Eagles podcaster Kevin bro Steak,
way way back in the day. This is a fake
radio show. Everybody's in on the bit that's listening. We
know it's a bit. The only person who doesn't is

(01:02:37):
the person getting interviewed, and they must be thinking this
is the weirdest show of all time. Is there anything
else we need to say about what Mosquito in the Hulk?
Are I just think you'll be able to tell their
voices pretty quickly which one is the Hulk and which
one is Mosquito.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
But I think they're a dynamic duo. And I think
the real empathetic character in all of these is the Hulk.
He is fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
I just think with the Eagles being here, the first
thing I think about when it comes to anything Eagles
football is Kevin Brostek.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
After this son, this is a legendary one. So here's
part one. Welcome back into the lunchty buffet. Everybody getting
their grub on with sports, except for the Hulk, because,
as you know, he's been on his weight loss journey
with Meta Liquid to lose fast weight loss shakes Hulk.
When we started this, bad Boy, you'd let yourself go

(01:03:25):
board the normal you're up there at five eighty five
where you sitting today, Big Boy.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Now down to five seven nine. So when that second
number is not an eight, I'm feeling good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
That's huge, huge losid six pounds here the first three
weeks of Big Metal Liquid all right from stadium rat
is our new Hobie, Kevin Brostech, Kevin, how we do
it today?

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Hey, I'm doing outstanding? Yeah, Eagles Nation is beyond excited
for this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Have the Eagles been properly tested yet?

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
I mean, I think the forty nine Ers defense was
like the perfect test for them. It's like they were aggressive.

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
Well, question is focused on a different aspect of the game,
and I want to know, does this team, to a man,
have the mental fortitude to win a championship? Because if
because well the reason I'm asking is because I've been
in the trenches.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
As John Madden said, the big Uglies rested peace. That's
where I dominated.

Speaker 8 (01:04:21):
And so for me, it's like, you know, mentally, I mean,
I know thee dogs. You know, there's dogs in the
locker room and there's some that ain't dogs. They're just barking.
And so I want to know if the game is
on the line, great, you look up in the stands
and somebody holding the billboard say you suck? Do you
have Can you focus back in on the game mentally

(01:04:46):
to prevail, Kevin? Because if you can't, you can't, you
can't win it all. So are they strong enough mentally?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Kevin?

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
I think the Eagles, Yeah, they got the mental toughness
and the right leadership to be able to go in
and win the Super Bowl Championship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I'm just saying, like, mentally, do we have the hold too? Mentally?
Which player are we talking about? Kevin?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
He goes down back.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Yep, he didn't have his theft gam but he didn't
make any of the mental mistakes, right quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
That's what I'm saying because you're talking about Middley Holt.
It's the turnover mistakes. That's what's gonna get you every time. Kevin,
it's a middle of mistakes. I'll get Kevin. He is
a He's a big part of stadium rat you can
find about the internet. Joddy is a lunch time brought
to you by a better liquid weight lunch For.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Me, man, I can't think them enough over there, just
like the whole what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Man? He put me on the spot. And man, Kevin
don't want to hear that. Kevin, do you want to
hear with the whole heads for breakfast this body?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
You have come on, Kevin, Man, don't let Steve into
this thing. Man, Kevin's here to support the lunch tie buffet.
Let me ask our special guest, Kevin, what you had
for breakfast this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
I just had just a basic start, just a granola bar,
banana and coffee to get on my way to work.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
That sounds awful, Kevin. That sounded like an appetizer to
my breakfast. I think that'd give me the ruds. You
ever get, Kevin?

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
You know, yeah, I never do. It's like I'm a
runner myself.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
You're healthy, you're healthy anything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
What's the last time you read? I don't. I don't
like to run.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
I ran on on Saturday morning. Every weekend. I try
to go out for I could eat a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Ten mile run. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
That's what I'm talking about, Kevin Kenny. That sounds like
utter misery, old man, are you keviny?

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
I'm twenty seven years old.

Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
My cousin used to go running COVID jogging. If you
run too much, the shirt chafe your nipple and like
it actually make it bleed, right right, Kevin?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
You ever had bloody nipples? Kevin? You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
I don't think I have? Like I've been I've been
a runner pretty much pretty much all my life, and
it's just something I guess my body's gotten used to
toughness to be.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Able to go for Are you saying your dibbles are
resistant to blood. I don't have it body, Let's just
have it to my cousin. Yeah yeah, fly eagle slat
yeh fly back to metal liquid for breakfast. Uh, it's
no cars. So I had half dozen eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Get that protein for breakfast. It's like, that's usually what
I'm gonna have, like after if I run first in
the morning, and.

Speaker 13 (01:07:30):
If you would let the hole for the protein in protein. Now, Kevin,
I can have bacon and sausage and things like that
because there's no bread. The thing I can't have is
the biscuit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
All right, let's get back to the game, Hope.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
If we've got Kevin brotech from stadiumrant dot com where
you get all your great at FC East coverage, what
do you get there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Hope, mil we're gonna be my singersure row a moment. Oh,
everybody's sat back the hoak, so about to roar the lunch.
The only thing I got my life is this show.

Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
I do my signature hop raw, and they try to
take you away from me, but I'm gonna keep doing it.
And if you think this is a good point, I
want you to hulk raw or Rah Hope, I just
grawl like that. Do you feel a little bit guilty
going to the Super Bowl knowing that it should probably
be the Dallas Cowboys playing in that Super Bowl?

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
I don't feel guilty at all.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
But you gotta give your signature raw. You gotta go raw, raw,
let's go. But after you do the raw, you gotta
do the hulk. Okay, that's the signature braw.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
So can you can you start from that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
What is? You go down like raw? Hope? All right?
So I want to figure out the way it gets weirder.
Believe it. If you're ready for Cowboys Eagles with that insanity,
don't go anywhere. The fiery conclusion to that mosquito and
the whole prank is coming up in just over three
minutes ninety seven point one the Eagle. Get your home today.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
I know you're scrambling to get in front of the
tube and watch the season opener. NFL Cowboys Eagle is
gonna be a lot of fun, and we will be
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live and in person with you because you can join
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I think that's my favorite that location. Yeah, yeah, I

(01:09:20):
think about all the times we've been I mean, we've
been hooking up with Pluckers for like seven or eight
years now, remember how long the partnership is. But I
feel like all of our my favorite shows have been
at that location.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Yeah, and it's convenient for a lot of folks to
stop by, like Kavanaugh will sometimes just pop up over there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Pretty good, that's yeah, So come eat with us, grab
some wings, grab some beer. We'll be doing the show
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the DFW, including the new Mesquite location. I've not been there,
so I look forward to that. But right now it's
time for this. This thing's big, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
Here's the rousing conclusion of Mosquito and the Hulk with
the Eagles blogger Kevin bros Dagg, who I like to
imagine will have his foam finger on top of his
foam finger tonight as he watches the game.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Trufe and that guy. Uh And also, if you're.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Watching game, what should I eat? I've been thinking about that.
I love wings, but I'm saving room for wings tomorrow.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
I'll get them wings at Pluckers. I'm looking forward to
that mosquito in the Hulk part too. Now give it,
give it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
A lug or what Holt? Give it what it really
really comes from your whole du.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
So it's Rore And then you said, can you sure
I say it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Right? Yeah? U LK like the incredible Hulpe.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
So you said h o LT, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
H o LT just the incredible Holt, just like the
TV show from the late comic book, the Incredible Holt.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Okay, So then it's Rore and yes, yes, let a
real log. What okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Did you say Holt? It's like the Green Hulk. They
called me to Hope because I'm big and get bad.
Make it really okay, hold on it longer, longer it three?
Two would go.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
All right, do it, but really put some dunts into it,
like reach down deep into your Lloyd's and let it
let it rip.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Man, bring it all right? Could you really though? Nail
the head?

Speaker 8 (01:11:36):
Like just g are you saying Hulk at the end
of kim I think you're saying holk cam Are you
saying Hulk? 't you LK like the incredible Hulk.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Make it incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Okay, all right, all okay, you hit a.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Butt dugger, so there it would be if you wouldn't bide,
you know, just one more time, like really, just let it,
let's go.

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
As you're making me think the Eagles are gonna win. Man,
you really making me feel that fly Eagle fly energy
for me. I never thought i'd be able to fly again.
The eagle shot it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
It's like stop finding way, stopping my homes and Travis Kelfie,
it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Talking to Kevin Brosteaks Steadium Ratt. Kevin. One of the
things we do with the lunch tied buffet is we
like to oh my god, I'm sorry. I know I
said I wouldn't do it again.

Speaker 8 (01:12:31):
I'm very sorry. I apologize. Okay, I wanna smell really bad.
It does all that smell bad even to me and
I like mine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Oh my god, it smells like an autops here. Yeah,
that's not good, Kevin. You happen to everybody, do it.
It's part of life. Rattled as farted, so it is
absolutely disgusting. I think I can taste it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
I think I can smell it over here.

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
Yeah, man, don't do me like that now. Man, come on, man,
we got to stick that dude. That dude smell bad though.
That's bad, that's really bad. We should take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
We're gonna throw up.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
Sincerely, gentlemen, I apologize for my lack of professionalism. I
told all program director I would stop far here in
this tiny little studio.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
It's unprofessional.

Speaker 8 (01:13:20):
But the folks that met a liquid told me it
would be part of the side effects of the body
transformation I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
To go through. So is the liquid part of beta liquid?
A liquid fart? This is not sh Unfortunately I did
it again. Pets.

Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
You guys continue the rest of the interview. Kevin, I'm
sorry for my lack of professionalism.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I'm going through some things right now. Oh god, it's
so bad. I keep some underwear at my desk, so
I'm like, go change real quick. And but thank you man,
it's it smells so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Have you ever felt a smart fart so bad that
it's it's like your eyes became hot until the sheat
the heat between the and you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Do you do you? Do you?

Speaker 8 (01:14:07):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Do you believe in your team? That's a good question, Kevin,
I absolutely do.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
I think this is a special team that that the
Eagles put out this year.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I mean, you know, I mean I was gonna leave
now I can't stop it from coming out. I'm out
of here. Hey, Kevin, thank you, man, I gotta go, Christina.
Could you have your hotel? Thank you, Kevin.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
That's gonna yeah, we gotta have to, man, Kevin, he
has covered and we're.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Gonna have to rack. Consience is just horrid. Uh, but
thank you? Well? Can we out? Christiita, but I do
ken hear Kevin, Jesus christ please leave? Can you hear me? Kevin?

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
Yeah, I can hear you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I just want to apologize.

Speaker 8 (01:14:51):
I wasn't trying to be unprofessional, but uh, the metal
liquid diet causes long sorts of chaos and my guns.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
But hold on, I think I have to sorry. That
was wild. You know. They say they say yads are contagious.
I wonder farts are contagious. I love you, man, Thank
you for the time. Man, you too? You too?

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Canvint go? Eagles? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Much respect, my friend. What are you gonna do? Tokavi?

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
I mean, I'm just gonna enjoy, enjoy the two weeks
of attention. That's gonna be put on the shut off.
The Eagles NFC champs, and uh you even bring the
Super Bowl home second in franchise history. It's like I
want to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
I can smell that from over here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
That's pretty good. Oh my god, I left my cell
phone in here. I came back in here. Man, this
smell was so bad. Kevin, I'm not gonna get my phone. Man,
bring it out when you leave the studio.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Is this what it smells like in Dallas?

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
What'd you do there? M? Kevin?

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
Man, I'm starting to smell now. Oh wow, what's going
on in Dallas?

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Oh, push to the break.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
Man, I can smell it over here.

Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
Uh oh, pe.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Man, what did you eat today? O?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Kevin? Hear me?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
What's your biggest concerning the game?

Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
I think the biggest concern for me is how are
we going to stop Kansas City's biggest taymakers? Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Hey man, you like you? I like you?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
You like sports? Don't you? You love sports? You love sports?

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I love it. I respected big sports. Then all right, Kevin,
we're gonna go all right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Great talking with.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
You goodbye, Kevin, say night as the Hulk.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Kevin, Ye, all right later Hawk, No.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
No, no, it's Hulk. I think you said Hawk later
a Hulk, Thank you man, good I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Take care all right, great, tell be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Tell him you love him all right, Love you, Hulk, Hulk,
thank you man. That mean that means a lot. You
know what I'm saying. R rauh do you hear that? Kevin?

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
That is so.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
You like it weird, So you got to turn up
the weirdness a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
When the Gillet gets weird, the weird turn pro Kenn,
you have an amazing stabbing