December 3, 2025 • 5 mins
“Do geese have sharp teeth—and why did they attack a 72-year-old woman in Royse City?” That’s just the start of the chaos in this laugh-out-loud episode of The Ben and Skin Show, featuring hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray.KT takes the reins, delivering two of the wildest stories you’ll hear all week:
- A sweet grandmother’s routine duck-feeding turns into a full-blown goose ambush, leaving the crew debating whether feeding wildlife should be a crime.
- A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, downs $250 worth of booze, and passes out next to the toilet—earning the title of “Boozy Bandit.”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been in skin Show ninety one point one the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Don't forget Friday doing the show three to six at
Pluckers in Addison. We would love to see you there.
That'll be the last chance you to win bad Omens tickets.
Well one one that comes and joins us on Friday
at Pluckers, We'll be there from three to six. But
right now it's time for this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Are you excited?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Featuring veteran news anchor Katie's fun tweets.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Christina Rey is vindicated.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Here seventy two year old Royce City woman is in
a Dallas trauma center. Now after your families is. A
group of geese knocked her to the ground and repeatedly
pecked her while she was feeding ducks at City Lake
Park in Royce City. Pegged, pecked.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh, that'd be a different story.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Why was she.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Feeding the ducks?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It was part of her normal routine. Okay, she does
out there and feeds them all the time.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
So she didn't want to feed the geese too.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, these are geese. That's a great point you made.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Well, that's what I'm saying, Like, if you're feeding the ducks,
she's not feeding the Okay, she was feeding the geese too,
and then she went too aggressive.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This is what you don't feed the animals. What about ducks, though,
you don't feed the ducks either. Ducks ducks are cord
I got.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
I get so frustrated. I went to the park just
this weekend. There are signs everywhere. Do not feed the
ducks or geese. There's signs because they start attacking the food.
That's what happened here. And then they started attacking you
even if you don't have food, because they're expecting you
to feed them.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Do geese have sharp teeth?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
They're scary.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'll tell you that she fell, tried to get up
and flee, and the geese chased her down, trapped her
to the ground, and she was unable to move. She
has broken her pelvis, she's got internal bleeding. This says
it's a bad story. How old was she seventy two?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, that's that factors. So, Kevin, why are you making
so many jokes about it?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I haven't made too many jokes. The jokes I would
make about geese are about the rock band that everyone's
creaming over right now, and it's like their new album's
not that great. There's their last album, three D Countries Baked.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I thought this story was that the band Geese was
playing roy City, and now that I.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Realize what the story is, I'm sad about.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, then let's pivot to something more up uplifting.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, I do want to say this, speaking of Geese,
I went back and I've watched Top Gun Maverick again
for the thirty ninth time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Doesn't do it for me anymore?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh no, no, yeah, sendized to it, just because they
forced that line talk to me Goose in it too
many times. Yeah, they did it twice and it never
should have happened.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It was too prettictable.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What if there was what if there was multiple ghosts?
And so he said talk to me Geese, He says,
Tom Cruise goes talk to me Goose when he's trying
to set some speed record. And then his son later,
who doesn't even know that any of that ever happened
or it was traditioned at all, goes talk to me Dad.
Oh no, oh man horrible. Yeah, yeah, we can't have that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I am not gonna watch Top Gun Maverick. Now.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was gonna watch it this weekend, but now that
I know there's the talk to Me Dad part of that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I've taken two outlets reporting on this one story where
a rack coon broke into a liquor store, got hammered
and passed out in the bathroom drunk. I've sped up
the local news so so it sounds funny. Here's the
local news report over.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The weekend, A rowdy raccoon broke into an ABC store
in Ashland, trashed bottle after bottle of liquor, and then
was found passed out drunk in the bathroom. Maggie glasses
bending in Ashland and I getting to the bottom of
what really happened with this boozy bandit and Maggie From
the pictures, I saw this raccoon not sipping on the
white clause.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It looked like he went after the hard liquor.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
We wanted to dive deeper into the story, and our
investigation reveals this mass bandit may not be a first
time offender. This raccoon breaking into the store through the ceiling,
damaging the security system on his way. Virginia ABC telling
us there was around two hundred and fifty dollars worth
of spirits damaged the raccoon, ending up of all places
a sleep next to the toilet and the employee bathroom.
I was just like, that is the funniest thing I've
ever seen.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
At least he got to the bathroom when he passed that out.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
After a few hours of sobering up, he was alert
and unharmed, minus probably the worst hangover of his life.
He was then released back into the wild. This animal
very well, maybe a serial stealer. Neighboring business Rise Marshall
Art says they too have fallen victim to a raccoon
break in. It was up in the cross face like
in the ceiling, and it went through in our breakroom
and it got into all of our snacks.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
It was all replaced.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I was sent a lot of messages from my coworkers
actually today saying what if it's the same raccoon? So
what do you think I would think?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So you can't make it up. It happened, Okay, that
was a good end.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
They handled it. Before we comment on this, I would
like to show you actually the Associated Press handled this story.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol
from the bottom shelves over the weekend. An animal control
officer says the rac Saturday, passed out next to the
store's toilet. The officer says. The raccoon then sober up
after a few hours, official says, they release him back
into the wild.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Is that the same woman that got attacked for the geese?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No? No, that's so good, dude.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I think I didn't get the testimonials. I need the
eyewitness accounts from the people, So I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I like, Okay, so there's a distinction, because I was
real curious about it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It sidetracked me. In the first story.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They went out of their way to say that the
raccoon chose the employee bathroom to pass I know, which
I felt like that distinction was unnecessary. Yeah, how ap,
ap just said the store bathroom, Yeah, which doesn't make
you think about You're like, okay, why did the raccoon
specifically choose the employee bathroom? I don't understand. And ap
went out of the way to point out that it
(05:19):
was next to a toilet.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah. And they went out of their way to put
some music behind it too, Yeah yeah, which is a
little strange.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Good job, Kevin, Yeah, well done, Kevin. All right, there
you have it. There's the weekly weekday update Coming up next.
It's a segment we do ever once a while, called
Can I Ask You a Question? And the question is
how up to date is this particular show. We'll find
out next
I've been in skin Show ninety one point one the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Don't forget Friday doing the show three to six at
Pluckers in Addison. We would love to see you there.
That'll be the last chance you to win bad Omens tickets.
Well one one that comes and joins us on Friday
at Pluckers, We'll be there from three to six. But
right now it's time for this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Are you excited?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Featuring veteran news anchor Katie's fun tweets.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Christina Rey is vindicated.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Here seventy two year old Royce City woman is in
a Dallas trauma center. Now after your families is. A
group of geese knocked her to the ground and repeatedly
pecked her while she was feeding ducks at City Lake
Park in Royce City. Pegged, pecked.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh, that'd be a different story.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Why was she.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Feeding the ducks?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It was part of her normal routine. Okay, she does
out there and feeds them all the time.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
So she didn't want to feed the geese too.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, these are geese. That's a great point you made.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Well, that's what I'm saying, Like, if you're feeding the ducks,
she's not feeding the Okay, she was feeding the geese too,
and then she went too aggressive.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This is what you don't feed the animals. What about ducks, though,
you don't feed the ducks either. Ducks ducks are cord
I got.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
I get so frustrated. I went to the park just
this weekend. There are signs everywhere. Do not feed the
ducks or geese. There's signs because they start attacking the food.
That's what happened here. And then they started attacking you
even if you don't have food, because they're expecting you
to feed them.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Do geese have sharp teeth?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
They're scary.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'll tell you that she fell, tried to get up
and flee, and the geese chased her down, trapped her
to the ground, and she was unable to move. She
has broken her pelvis, she's got internal bleeding. This says
it's a bad story. How old was she seventy two?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, that's that factors. So, Kevin, why are you making
so many jokes about it?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I haven't made too many jokes. The jokes I would
make about geese are about the rock band that everyone's
creaming over right now, and it's like their new album's
not that great. There's their last album, three D Countries Baked.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I thought this story was that the band Geese was
playing roy City, and now that I.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Realize what the story is, I'm sad about.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, then let's pivot to something more up uplifting.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, I do want to say this, speaking of Geese,
I went back and I've watched Top Gun Maverick again
for the thirty ninth time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Doesn't do it for me anymore?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh no, no, yeah, sendized to it, just because they
forced that line talk to me Goose in it too
many times. Yeah, they did it twice and it never
should have happened.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It was too prettictable.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What if there was what if there was multiple ghosts?
And so he said talk to me Geese, He says,
Tom Cruise goes talk to me Goose when he's trying
to set some speed record. And then his son later,
who doesn't even know that any of that ever happened
or it was traditioned at all, goes talk to me Dad.
Oh no, oh man horrible. Yeah, yeah, we can't have that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I am not gonna watch Top Gun Maverick. Now.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was gonna watch it this weekend, but now that
I know there's the talk to Me Dad part of that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I've taken two outlets reporting on this one story where
a rack coon broke into a liquor store, got hammered
and passed out in the bathroom drunk. I've sped up
the local news so so it sounds funny. Here's the
local news report over.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The weekend, A rowdy raccoon broke into an ABC store
in Ashland, trashed bottle after bottle of liquor, and then
was found passed out drunk in the bathroom. Maggie glasses
bending in Ashland and I getting to the bottom of
what really happened with this boozy bandit and Maggie From
the pictures, I saw this raccoon not sipping on the
white clause.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It looked like he went after the hard liquor.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
We wanted to dive deeper into the story, and our
investigation reveals this mass bandit may not be a first
time offender. This raccoon breaking into the store through the ceiling,
damaging the security system on his way. Virginia ABC telling
us there was around two hundred and fifty dollars worth
of spirits damaged the raccoon, ending up of all places
a sleep next to the toilet and the employee bathroom.
I was just like, that is the funniest thing I've
ever seen.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
At least he got to the bathroom when he passed that out.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
After a few hours of sobering up, he was alert
and unharmed, minus probably the worst hangover of his life.
He was then released back into the wild. This animal
very well, maybe a serial stealer. Neighboring business Rise Marshall
Art says they too have fallen victim to a raccoon
break in. It was up in the cross face like
in the ceiling, and it went through in our breakroom
and it got into all of our snacks.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
It was all replaced.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I was sent a lot of messages from my coworkers
actually today saying what if it's the same raccoon? So
what do you think I would think?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So you can't make it up. It happened, Okay, that
was a good end.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
They handled it. Before we comment on this, I would
like to show you actually the Associated Press handled this story.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol
from the bottom shelves over the weekend. An animal control
officer says the rac Saturday, passed out next to the
store's toilet. The officer says. The raccoon then sober up
after a few hours, official says, they release him back
into the wild.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Is that the same woman that got attacked for the geese?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No? No, that's so good, dude.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I think I didn't get the testimonials. I need the
eyewitness accounts from the people, So I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I like, Okay, so there's a distinction, because I was
real curious about it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It sidetracked me. In the first story.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They went out of their way to say that the
raccoon chose the employee bathroom to pass I know, which
I felt like that distinction was unnecessary. Yeah, how ap,
ap just said the store bathroom, Yeah, which doesn't make
you think about You're like, okay, why did the raccoon
specifically choose the employee bathroom? I don't understand. And ap
went out of the way to point out that it
(05:19):
was next to a toilet.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah. And they went out of their way to put
some music behind it too, Yeah yeah, which is a
little strange.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Good job, Kevin, Yeah, well done, Kevin. All right, there
you have it. There's the weekly weekday update Coming up next.
It's a segment we do ever once a while, called
Can I Ask You a Question? And the question is
how up to date is this particular show. We'll find
out next
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