April 29, 2025 • 6 mins
Jack Black set a record by having the shortest song ever on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, so AI has gotten back to me and
is roasting the picture that it created of us. Okay,
I said, roast the people in this picture posted the
cartoon caricatures of us that were posted at nine to
seven one The Eagle posted on Instagram, posted it on Twitter.
It says, absolutely this, let's roast this mount rushmore of
North Texas weirdos. So immediately they tip their hand and
(00:22):
that they know it's not just starting from zero. They're
bringing something, some knowledge, right, that they've accumulated data over
all this, it says. With regard to me, it says,
this guy looks like every brewery owner who insists on
naming a beer after his dog. Okay, so they put
brewery owner, and in that time, you suggest we do
(00:44):
Barkley's Belgium.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Right, it says.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You just know he's one ipa away from explaining bitcoin
to a stranger at a bar. He's got the energy
of a dude who thinks let's circle back is edgy
workplace banter. Okay, you tell people do and it's edgy
when I do it. With regard to skin, it says,
this is the guy who gets emotional talking about his
(01:08):
vinyl collections.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, that's accurate. That's accurate.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Says he looks like he once tried to write a
screenplay about a haunted record store and still believes it
would be big if Hollywood wasn't so scared of originality.
I mean, part about the haunted record store, no, but
the other part of it is yes.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I would watch that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Though he's holding that beer like it's a personality trait.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Here's Kata says this man has one hundred percent screamed
this is the real music bro during a live Dave
Matthews band bootleg.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's true, That's so true.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It says he's the type to quote Office Space like
its scripture and genuinely thinks his fantasy football team deserves
a documentary. What's wrong with any of that? Christina, let's
get ready to roast k he says. Even ai It
says she's the only one in the picture who might
be cool. Said, you know, she's had to explain to
(02:09):
these three what a reel is on Instagram. Uh that
Les Paul isn't plugged into anything, Just like her tolerance
for the group's text energy, She's constantly stuck in this
amazing right, It feels like basic. It feels like Sir
Roy is ai.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah she was with Bassi, but right now for this
hot god stay on top.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
In that scenario, that means, so Roy's with Bassic's wife,
moving on, please, Jack Black. In the news today he
has broken at your record because his new song, Steve's
Lava Chick from the Minecraft movie hit number seventy seven
(03:05):
on the Billboard Hot one hundred yard.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But the reason it has broken a record shout out
Luca is that don't you don't have to bring him up?
You know you bring him up, everyone gets in a
bad mood.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
By the way, we'll get into Luca tomorrow seeing a
lot of people turn on him in the national media
all of a sudden because they're about to get eliminated.
But we'll see.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I think he's going to engineer the greatest comeback ever.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Me too, see what happened here. I just can't. It
makes me so sad. I would make good mood.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Hold on, no, no, no, I want to put you in
a good mood. I want to put y'all all in
a good mood. I would say that that video that's
out there with him and that Caleb guy is really funny,
and I'm glad Luca did it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Do you think it's funny? Yes, I absolutely do.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's the best way to get humor out of him
in an interview because he's going to give you one
word answers.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
They figured out a way to make it cook, and
it's by having that goofy looking guy in the background
in the German garb.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Send it to me.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I thought it was good. Does it get good in
the back half? I mean, it's that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Energy, It's that same energy all the way through. I
think bringing the Ja Morant reference early was very edgy.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Now that was very edgy, making him respond to those
tough all right. So this song, it's thirty four seconds long,
the shortest song ever to land on the Billboard Hot
one thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Four Yep, let's hear it. Are you ready to hear
Steve's Lava Chicken?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yes again Steve Chicken? Hell no, you have a stand.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yah boom seventy seven on the chart. I have a
problem with this. Why, I have a huge problem with
this guitar solo. Not long enough. No, none of it
being long enough.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We're gonna shorten our attention spans even more if we're
gonna start putting this stuff on the charts like a
throwaway fart.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm glad you said that, because here are songs that
he beat to get on there.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Kid Cut.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
He had a song called Beautiful Trip thirty seven seconds
that has charted.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Do you guys remember the Pin Pineapple Pen song? Oh right,
forty five seconds? Yeah, do you have it? Uh no?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Nat King Cole's version of Deck the Halls got on
the Hot one hundred chart. It was one minute and
six seconds. Ariana Grande had a song called Pete Davidson
Those one minute in thirteen seconds triple x tencon you
guys big fans.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Of Hiss When he was with Rest in Peace.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, Beyonce had a song that was one minute in
nineteen seconds called Forward back in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
This is not crazy to have a song that low.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But uh yeah, maybe we are shortening our attention spans
by that month.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Maybe we are. Well, this is because it's from that movie.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
In the movie that the kids are obsessed with, and
so kids, this just shows the attention spans of kids.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You know, we need to expand our attention spans, oh,
all of us the world. It's too late. There's no
going back. See this is the glitch in the matrix,
and this is AI. So we were just talking about
a minute ago. It's else. I just want to there's
no going back. I don't want to be around anyone.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't be around.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Can't get it back. The trade has been finalized to.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Carl, have it all right? Coming up next in less
than four minutes. Why is everybody trying to look like
this dude? We'll discuss next
All right, so AI has gotten back to me and
is roasting the picture that it created of us. Okay,
I said, roast the people in this picture posted the
cartoon caricatures of us that were posted at nine to
seven one The Eagle posted on Instagram, posted it on Twitter.
It says, absolutely this, let's roast this mount rushmore of
North Texas weirdos. So immediately they tip their hand and
(00:22):
that they know it's not just starting from zero. They're
bringing something, some knowledge, right, that they've accumulated data over
all this, it says. With regard to me, it says,
this guy looks like every brewery owner who insists on
naming a beer after his dog. Okay, so they put
brewery owner, and in that time, you suggest we do
(00:44):
Barkley's Belgium.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Right, it says.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You just know he's one ipa away from explaining bitcoin
to a stranger at a bar. He's got the energy
of a dude who thinks let's circle back is edgy
workplace banter. Okay, you tell people do and it's edgy
when I do it. With regard to skin, it says,
this is the guy who gets emotional talking about his
(01:08):
vinyl collections.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, that's accurate. That's accurate.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Says he looks like he once tried to write a
screenplay about a haunted record store and still believes it
would be big if Hollywood wasn't so scared of originality.
I mean, part about the haunted record store, no, but
the other part of it is yes.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I would watch that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Though he's holding that beer like it's a personality trait.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Here's Kata says this man has one hundred percent screamed
this is the real music bro during a live Dave
Matthews band bootleg.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's true, That's so true.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It says he's the type to quote Office Space like
its scripture and genuinely thinks his fantasy football team deserves
a documentary. What's wrong with any of that? Christina, let's
get ready to roast k he says. Even ai It
says she's the only one in the picture who might
be cool. Said, you know, she's had to explain to
(02:09):
these three what a reel is on Instagram. Uh that
Les Paul isn't plugged into anything, Just like her tolerance
for the group's text energy, She's constantly stuck in this
amazing right, It feels like basic. It feels like Sir
Roy is ai.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah she was with Bassi, but right now for this
hot god stay on top.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
In that scenario, that means, so Roy's with Bassic's wife,
moving on, please, Jack Black. In the news today he
has broken at your record because his new song, Steve's
Lava Chick from the Minecraft movie hit number seventy seven
(03:05):
on the Billboard Hot one hundred yard.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But the reason it has broken a record shout out
Luca is that don't you don't have to bring him up?
You know you bring him up, everyone gets in a
bad mood.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
By the way, we'll get into Luca tomorrow seeing a
lot of people turn on him in the national media
all of a sudden because they're about to get eliminated.
But we'll see.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I think he's going to engineer the greatest comeback ever.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Me too, see what happened here. I just can't. It
makes me so sad. I would make good mood.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Hold on, no, no, no, I want to put you in
a good mood. I want to put y'all all in
a good mood. I would say that that video that's
out there with him and that Caleb guy is really funny,
and I'm glad Luca did it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Do you think it's funny? Yes, I absolutely do.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's the best way to get humor out of him
in an interview because he's going to give you one
word answers.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
They figured out a way to make it cook, and
it's by having that goofy looking guy in the background
in the German garb.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Send it to me.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I thought it was good. Does it get good in
the back half? I mean, it's that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Energy, It's that same energy all the way through. I
think bringing the Ja Morant reference early was very edgy.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Now that was very edgy, making him respond to those
tough all right. So this song, it's thirty four seconds long,
the shortest song ever to land on the Billboard Hot
one thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Four Yep, let's hear it. Are you ready to hear
Steve's Lava Chicken?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yes again Steve Chicken? Hell no, you have a stand.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yah boom seventy seven on the chart. I have a
problem with this. Why, I have a huge problem with
this guitar solo. Not long enough. No, none of it
being long enough.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We're gonna shorten our attention spans even more if we're
gonna start putting this stuff on the charts like a
throwaway fart.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm glad you said that, because here are songs that
he beat to get on there.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Kid Cut.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
He had a song called Beautiful Trip thirty seven seconds
that has charted.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Do you guys remember the Pin Pineapple Pen song? Oh right,
forty five seconds? Yeah, do you have it? Uh no?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Nat King Cole's version of Deck the Halls got on
the Hot one hundred chart. It was one minute and
six seconds. Ariana Grande had a song called Pete Davidson
Those one minute in thirteen seconds triple x tencon you
guys big fans.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Of Hiss When he was with Rest in Peace.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, Beyonce had a song that was one minute in
nineteen seconds called Forward back in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
This is not crazy to have a song that low.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But uh yeah, maybe we are shortening our attention spans
by that month.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Maybe we are. Well, this is because it's from that movie.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
In the movie that the kids are obsessed with, and
so kids, this just shows the attention spans of kids.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You know, we need to expand our attention spans, oh,
all of us the world. It's too late. There's no
going back. See this is the glitch in the matrix,
and this is AI. So we were just talking about
a minute ago. It's else. I just want to there's
no going back. I don't want to be around anyone.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't be around.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Can't get it back. The trade has been finalized to.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Carl, have it all right? Coming up next in less
than four minutes. Why is everybody trying to look like
this dude? We'll discuss next
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