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Speaker 1 (00:00):
After being a good girl for so long, I'm in
my slutty era. Flirting is my superpower. DM me for
socks and panty purchases, Katie, how much for a pair
of your panties? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Went at the within. I'll show your goal ruling Ita Gi,
except with some more sweet pursuing it, toddled out Shaw
shank through the sewer. Kid, Now what chilling at day Eagle? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We two in it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Three o'clock on the dock. Got a habit for my house,
a go status, Howard starting to get rattic. Shows that
up multiplied like a rabbit. Tune end zone out, crank
it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm won hang out with a friend, rocking on the radio.
My mon boys b talking on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's time to to this fal.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Baby we kt Christina All up momart radio. Ah, Yes,
happy humped everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
point one The Eagle. Thank you for tuning in and
making us a part of your daily routine. I'm Ben Rogers,
joined by Jeff skin Wade, Kevin KT Turner, Christina k Ray,
little Baby corn Bread Ray, and we have all hands
on deck today excited about this show. We got things
skin is tracking that's coming up momentarily. We got news
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on a Nicholas Cage movie. We've got Dallas Cowboys talk,
we got Wildlife news, we got Dallas Stars talk, we
got Dallas Mavericks talk.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
We got some sports in the mix here.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
We got most popular baby names, and we got a
review of the new Mission Impossible movie.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'll just say that's that.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Mission Impossible movie is coming up today at five forty
four roughly.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'll just tell you it's incredible. Yeah, it's so freaking good.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Let me ask you just one spoiler, because I know
that this movie is supposed to be like wrapping up
everything and making it sentimental and a big time you know.
No on it, does he sing to a Bob Seeger
song in his underwear? No, but there is there is
a point early in the movie where he.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Is interacted with an aircraft carrier and there are fighter
jets coming off that and I'm like, this is this
is close to it homage, right, this is like does
he have some real creepy Birds of the Apocalypse sex
with Nicole Kidman? Yes, movie, there's really nothing else in
the movie, But that's really good.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Because a bad guy over the phone tell him show
me the money.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Okay, Okay, that's the good guy who says that, though
right in this scenario you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, does he have a particular set of skills? Did
you say that's different that hunt with a yes? Okay,
I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I don't know why you guys know anything about this
movie all. It is definitely not your lanthe because I
was there.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I was just put on an embargo to tell you right,
you will never see this movie and you'll never miss
having not seen it. But I think most people will
see it and it is really really good.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
So man, my morning has been crazy. So we are
now today is the first hundred one hundred degree day?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Or is it ninety nine it's supposed to be. I mean,
I think it was ninety nine last night.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Looks I don't think it's gonna get there. It's ninety seven.
So far we get to this point where it ain't
gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You know, just used to living here in Dallas Fort Worth,
where it gets so unbelievably hot that I always feel
this way when I start wearing shorts to work. I
feel like I'm just wearing underwear. I'm like, man, I'm
so underdressed. And you, like, you interact with people on
the business side of what we do in the sales side,
and they're like wearing flax and you're like wearing shorts
and tennis shoes and they're like, are you you know
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what I mean? It just feels like my superall white
legs are exposed and leg haired.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm like, man, I'm so unprofessional.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
But I think part of that is because you wear
those really silky tight shorts right out any underwear exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I do I do without any underwear. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
So I'm like, dude's are log doing? Yeah exactly. And
so but you get to the point where it's so
hot you're like, screw it, man, it's so hot here.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Just wearing shorts and so kind of in that mode already.
So yesterday I wore shorts for the first time. Today
I didn't even need a mystery. Today, I'm like, oh
my god, went for a walk around my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It was so hot. I'm like, I'm wearing shorts. Screw that.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And so I'm wearing shorts and tennis shoes, and I
start driving in and I get you know, for me
to get to work, it's about it's about forty minutes away.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And so I get about twenty minutes into.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
That drive and realize, oh my god, skin and I
have a meeting after work at a place that has
a dress code. Like I didn't even can I can remember.
I just like wearing the same T shirt every day,
and I remember last time. I was like, all right,
I was wearing like golf pants but with this T shirt.
And I was like, can I get in there? And
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they were like I even called the restaurant and they
were like, eh, we'd rather you had a collar. It's
like a golf club or something. And so I'm definitely
not getting in in shorts and beat up tennis shoes.
And so I was stuck in this conundrum where I
needed to get here to work. We had to meet
here at work and do some stuff, and so I
didn't have enough time to drive back. It would have
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cost me another forty minutes at least to go home
and get back to the spot where I was, And
so I had to call my wife and gosh, you
was pissed off. Really, I was like, I need you
to do me a favor. Can you grab a pair
of pants and a pair of shoes and bring them
to my office?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh? You did that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I didn't know what else to do. But the first
thing I did, I thought you were going to go
to Men's warehouse. No I did.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I went to Dillard's in Willobin the shops at Willoben yep.
So I'm rushing in there.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I pull in there. They're not selling pants anymore. It's Dallas. Yeah. Oh,
there's a million different kinds of shorts. They don't have pants.
Really no. It was like, man, I could have got
Lenen summer vacation pants.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I'm like it would have been like great when
they don't wrinkle.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
It would have been like two hundred dollars wrinkled and
I never would have worn them again.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And so I'm like I had to call her. I go, hey,
I'm sorry because I called her. She was so mad.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I was like, I'll just go to Dillard's and get
some new stuff that I'll never wear again. And she
was pissed about that too. And so when I went
in there, I'm in Dillers, I'm like, honey, you're not
gonna like this. They don't have a single pair of
pants here, Like they're not selling pants pants store. It's
a short store now, And so I had to call her,
and so God bless her, cat got went and got
my pants and my shoes and brought them all the
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way from light Farms to the toll way at six
thirty five. And that's like an hour and a half
round hour and a half round trip in the middle
of her day. Just a grenade in the middle of
her day.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And she was going to, like what lay out and
get a massage. So that's the thing. She doesn't have
to work, right because I make all the money, so
much money, and so she.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Was giving me grief, and I was like, you know,
this is an important meeting from my third business that
I've worked on today.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And I've already worked on two busy. That's my third
business of the day.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Are you sure you don't have times She's like, yeah,
I'll do it, and so anyways, God bless her, she
brought him here and then I just looked down at
my phone before the segment started in our meeting's canceled.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
That meeting got cancel my God, tell her that I
just texted her and said, don't tell her that here's
a life hack, though, it's just something hoseby doing. They'll
go get a dress or something from a place, wear
at once and take it back.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You're familiar with that, right, No? But well I know, yes,
you know you have to do that right and just
hide the tag. I feel so wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It does.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It does.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
And when I learned about that, let me just go
on record saying my wife does not do that, but
I am aware of this happening.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You do it with underwear. I do it with underwear.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I do it with swimwear, speedos, jocks, and under He
was trying on a cup at Dick's Sporting.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I walked in to get some big lead chew. I
was like, well you picking up there, big league jew.
I had to get some gum and I was like, wait,
why is skin asking to try on? And you were like,
can I get a smaller cup?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Way too big?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Anything for a micro peene? Hey, this kid's cup is
way too big. Do you guys have something for I
don't know. Okay, so miniature people. So anyways, Yeah, my
wife's not gonna be happy. Our meeting got canceled, So
that sucks that's okay, man, you can take her to dinner.
But I had something else happened to me on the
way in, and it's such a beating. It keeps happening
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to me. I'm driving in and I hear the whack
and pebble hit the middle of my windshield. Oh my god,
I've already replaced like three windshields. And the last time
I bought a car, I bought like the windshield insurance.
It was not through our friends that prosper forward. I
bought through another place.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
And man, it is it is like we'll do anything
to get out of replacing this windshield is the fakest
thing I've ever paid for ever when getting a car.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It sucks, man.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And so now I'm like, I got this little speck
in the middle of my windshield, and I know how
this thing goes. It's gonna spread out and be a
giant spider web and I'm gonna have to get my
whole windshield report.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Sometimes if you get on it fast enough, vacant repair.
I've got a guy in here that I think, can
you got a guy? I got a guy, got a guy.
I'll give it to you during the Okay, we're gonna
play music here in a second, I'll do it during
that song.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, good good, all right? Coming up next? Where are
you now? We're getting the show going. Where are you
gonna take us in? Think skin is tracking?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Last night in bed, my wife came up with the
most badass new game, and I think Ben's gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, I love it. I love it.