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Speaker 1 (00:01):
He moves hot guys every come.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stay on the top in the HIV woots shovel.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
So every year I host a SNL fantasy draft where
you draft a host or a musician that will hopefully
get named as host or musical guests on the twenty
episodes of Saturday Night Live. Your season premiere is October fourth.
This will run into May and put a little money
on it, and at the end there's a little payout
for whoever wins.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
So there's going to be twenty hosts and twenty musical guests.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, okay, so forty feop are named.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
There's ten people in the league who get ten picks,
so one hundred people from pop culture are going to
get named.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, stop right there.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, this fantasy draft, which I was a part of,
Thank you for inviting me.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You invited Ben but he was unable to make it.
We were really counting on the Rangers last night and
they didn't come through for us.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Why is this ten rounds because one hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, it's amazing the idea that you can have one
hundred people from pop culture or bands. I think that's
a perfect number for this extra I.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Think it's a perfect number for someone who worships at
the altar of SNL. Your average person cannot name fifty
people worthy of being on SNL.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
This was so difficult to do.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The average person, okay, should not agree to be in
this league, fair Like, I'm just like, that's what it is, Like,
I'm sorry. There's ten rounds. I give the rules up front, Like, yep,
there's ten rounds, and there's the.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Reasons the rounds.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You can't have five rounds because, dude, this is the
type of league that you could hypothetically literally win at
one right, at one point, could win you the league
rounds no matter what. If there's no points, that's not
exciting at all. But your branch out here, this is good.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
This is something that you love, Kat and so you
this is very special for you. This like skin doing
a fantasy draft on documentaries? Absolutely God, thanks right.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You know it'd be five rounds and it'd be five people,
so you only have to come up with twenty five documentaries,
not one hundred famous people.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, I wasn't going inviting him to be in it.
You didn't have to deal with me. I really didn't
have to deal with him. It was actually fine, lad,
Wait t you hear what I gave to Craig Tray.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So here's the first part. So I put everyone's name
on a picker wheel. Christina is in the league as well,
and I do the spin. You guys know, the spin goes.
It spins like that kind of week, and then you
get the little So it start off poorly because in
the league that I'm the host of and the co
defending champion of. Okay, out of ten people, I spin
(02:38):
the wheel in front of everyone, it lands on me,
to which I'm like, guys, if y'all want to respend it,
I will because I like, we can have a democratic
vote here fake And they're like, no, go ahead and
SNAK draft. You really don't want to be first anyways.
So I take Taylor Swift at the first pick of
the draft. Our album comes out the day before the
SNL premiere. Fine with It could have gone a lot
of different ways. The number two pick of the draft
(02:59):
was Jeff skin Way, and our friend Craigtray had been
tasked with taking skins list.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And there's number one pick. As a guy from Iron Maiden.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It wasn't uh. Do you want to talk about the
process of giving your list?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
To Craytrack absolutely, Kevin, please, because as I leave to
go have fun on Austin, I realize I have to
somehow come up with one hundred relevant, famous people that
have something important to promote in the next three months.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Huh, Christina, one hundred? Not what do you mean? Not
one hundred, dude?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Just like the Cowboys draft board, there's three hundred and
sixty five guys that get drafted. They don't have three
hundred and sixty five guys on their board, they have
like eighty. You just told me that there's ten people
in ten rounds. That's a hundred you if I'm not
even there, I have to be prepared if everyone is drafting.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I came up with a list.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I was texting my wife and my daughter while trying
to enjoy my life.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Who do you guys think are famous? Who might you?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
And we start this crazy text chain because then I
got to prepare it and give it to Craytray in
an order Who a guy I don't really no, we'll
execute because I don't even know what I don't know
what he's thinking. I have to give it to him
in the order to do it, and he's got to
go and cross off who nine other people are picking
before it gets back around to him, before he can decide, Okay,
(04:15):
should I take this person or not?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It was so much effing You could have just.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Backed out like Ben did when I told Ben you
can give a list to someone and think jeffing Been's like, nah,
I'm good, just pick someone else.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He could have just done the noble thing and done that.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You're right, I could have, and I should have. Did
he take Pedro Pascalfi?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, number two? Yeah, number two picks good pick. Okay,
that's actually a good pickures nothing wrong with that. Yeah,
so we move on.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It got odd at pick six in the first round.
Picked seven in the first round from the dumb zone,
Jake Kent picked Father John Misty.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
He said he has a new album coming out, and
I was like that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Thought he just released a new album.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He did, but still super pick at best, Like that's
an around nine or round ten pick.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, you don't have worry about someone taking Father John Missy.
It's me or Mike. I wasn't planning on Father John Misty.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
For instance. Here's who went after Father John Misty.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Glenn Powell, Bad Bunny Uh and Christina puc Ann Hathaway
round one, which makes sense because well, what the warst
product two is coming out?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, and they love her theater girl, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So Yeah, because you go online and you spend time
researching who have movies and shows.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
That's the thing. And it's so tough because there are
a lot of movies and it just kind of gives you,
you know, a whole list of all kinds of Yeah, yep,
it took some time, and then you have to sit
there and like cross out who's been said and try
to get your next bick ready.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's just it's worked.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
If I could just interject here, it sounds like both
of them are acting like they didn't enjoy the process.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's fun.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
It's fun. I mean, but all my good picks were
gone because I had the last pick.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
If this thing was five rounds, there's nothing in the
world I'd be more excited about ten rounds.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm saying rounds. You could start your five round league.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You just I mean, you just told me. Wait, I go,
so times ten is one hundred?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I go.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You gotta come up one hundred evening. I know you don't, Yeah,
you do. There's one hundred people that were drafted.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I mean, dude, if we're doing a league for job, sorry,
that's well.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Should we carry this over do scroll patrol at four
oh four?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, we can do that. I carry this over, yeah,
because I have some audio to get to as well.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
All right, coming up next part two of this that's
causing a rift and now I'm angry about it thinking
about it, and then we have the craziest rat battle
in the world. That's all next on ninety seven one
the But right now it's part two of KT's SNL
Fantasy Draft. Is we're getting into the nuts and bolts,
and you actually have some audio from something we need
to hear last night.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Absolutely. Now Christina was in the draft.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
She had the ten picks, she had the little little
snake back around chick Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson who I wanted,
Scarjoe Cure, a nightly melacunas girl power from Christina.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I noticed that, and I think I did a guy next, right,
because I had all girls.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Ye had Dave Franco.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, now, a good thing you didn't take James Franco.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
The last two rounds are super pick super pick rounds. Well,
before we get to that, I would say I was
interested in round six and seven from Skin, who had
Cray Tray Mitchell, a good friend of ours, picking for him.
Because you've got both members, not one, but both members
of the New Heights podcast, Travis and Jason Kelcey in
(07:27):
round six and round seven. And keep in mind, Travis
for like half the season is just unavailable.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
In fact, he's a March to.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
May candidate, only he's not spending his bye week doing that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I guess Jason could do it, but it'd be weird.
So I thought it was strange that you got both
Kelsey brothers. It was a Skin move, so I didn't
really question it.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I was like, yeah, that sounds like something Skin would
do well.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But his draft is serious to that point, Like you.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, I seriously I did not even consider football season,
and I seriously thought that Travis Kelcey would be on SNL.
And my main logic behind it was bad Bunny's been
on there seven times, it feels like, and Kelsey's in
that movie. He's everywhere right now. I mean, I thought,
I didn't even think about football season, but I thought, man,
(08:13):
I bet they put both of those Kelsey guys on there.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That seems like an SNL thing.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
To do, because then everyone will get hype thinking Taylor
will show up, whether she does or not.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Could it be a bye week? Tak it on a
bye week? I don't think you could, Dude, that's like
a stressful week.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Rumbo went to Carrie Underwood with Carrie Underwood during his
bye week in playoffs and like went to an island
with her.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's just like a hardcore week of work.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That's non It's more work, not physically, but more work,
more hours than a normal week at the facility in football, Zea.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, once you show home, do SNL in the Super Bowl? Taylor? Yeah,
I think she would. He took her number one.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Ben, the guy who conceived of the league, made sure
he got the number one back spin wheel.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay, you've heard the spin you know how it goes right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And then I started looking to at some of these
other people that I had high on my list that
went elsewhere, and I was like, why didn't Crag trade
draft that person? But now I realize when you're talking
about a snake draft and nine other people, I mean,
it's but dude.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
This is also if you go to the Cowboys Netflix documentary,
this is why you you know Jerry wants to run
the team himself.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Cray Tray ruined your plans.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Now you're exotic vacationing, having a great time, and here's
the guy you hired to be GM.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I feel like maybe KT will bring this up.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I feel like Craig Tray did a good job until
explain with the super pick.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well, the last two picks are called the super pick,
and that's where you're you just get double the points.
So if you nail it, you get two points for
it instead of one.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You have a final twenty people of one hundred. Yeah,
it's harder to execute a good super pick.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Just spend the next three hours trying to name one
hundred relevant famous people.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Just do it, just to see what Just see how
this act like?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We don't host a radio show that follows pop cold
Sure like we do, like.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
We do, and you know one hundred people, And I.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Bet there's thirty people, the same thirty people we talk
about and we've talked about him for six months. We
never mentioned his seventy five or seventy eight. We don't
go into that realm. It's the top thirty famous people.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm now gonna god see, now you've OCDD me to
the ledge. Here, I can pull audio from a week's
worth of shows, a two hundred pop culture people are
I'll challenge you to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Christ Jesus, play play people seventy through one hundred sometime
this week.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
This is where it gets good to me. Super Pick Round.
So everyone's board's getting very skimpy here. Yep, but Craig
Tray because people. But keep in mind, the steaks have
been raised. Okay, they've been raised to a two pointer.
And that's where Crater is like, you know what, Screwskin's list.
I'm gonna act on my own now. Well, he could
(10:50):
have done that in one of the picks before easily,
but he waited. And then you're gonna hear old friend
Danny Bay, let's get a pick as well.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right, I'm gonna go rogue here. Skin.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'm sorry, but I think this is he just had
a massive movie come out.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Everyone loves him.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I think after Superman David corn Sweat will host. Yeah,
the falls on you to wait until the Super Pick
Round to go to go rogue.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Sorry, sorry, Skin, Danny Mariah Carrey.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Wow, Okay, now listen, listen, listen, listen, We're gonna hear
our good friend strip Mall. Steve shackle Ford just gonna
say good pick, and then you're gonna hear Kent Garrison
from the One Star Cowboys podcast and formerly of the
pop punk band Forever the Sickest Kids listen to him
after Steve goes good pick, Mariah Carrey.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Wow, good pick is it?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And gamb I give this a bitch moving like. We're
done in an hour, one hundred names drafted. The thing
was done in an hour and five minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
So last night or this morning. I don't remember when
you sent out the master list. I had no idea
who David corn Sweat was I saw. I had no idea.
I saw it on my list of names. I go, man,
I don't know who that person is that he took
with a super pick.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
What a weird name? Hey, it sounds like it was
a success. Though it was. I think I'm going to
win the fantasy draft. You got a chance, all right?
There you have it. That is the SNL draft recap.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
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