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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Juicy News, hot God, every.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stay on top in they woots shovel.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So I was on vacation last week.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I was in the car a lot, so that's some driving.
I did listen to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I also did listen to the full two hour podcast
of the Kelsey Brothers and Taylor Swift. Now, I do
know we're on the equal I understand that, and I
like to rock. But there I heard y'all segments on
this last week, and I had thoughts as well, and
I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I wrote some audio foot though. The first thing I
just wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
How about this little awkward Travis Kelsey laugh from near
the beginning of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We have a very special episode today that we just
simply could not turn down. That's right, Okay, yeah, that's
kind of crapy.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now keep in mind, as I'm driving in the middle
of nowhere here, I'm just sitting there and making little
notes in my head.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Let's go ahea and write that down.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's a good drop drop.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Now, we will steal the Declaration of Independence, and now
we will trip that kid that's running on the sidewalk. Okay,
so they're a little exhausting because Jason, they have terrible
audio quality for the fact that they're now the biggest
podcast in the world. Now, uh, here's the intro and
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you're gonna hear something at the end.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Fourteen Grammy Awards, and is the only artists in the
history the year four times take your podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Taylor intro Jason, Oh my god, you're screaming for like
forty seven seconds.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That was so nice.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, forty seven seconds. She went out of her way
to say forty seven. She did mention forty seven twice.
Let's let's just keep this going for a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
For the record, she's always given clues.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
All the time, right, she's a psychopath. Okay this and
I'm not necessarily a fan. I respect the crap out
of Taylor. Uh yeah, and I respect the drive like
I mean, I do think she like literally wants to
be the greatest at this, even though she's kind of
a dork, like she's kind of cat person dork. But
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what's beautiful about this is she's always done this in
her she can't get away with anything because her fans
like they're gonna find stuff no matter what. So forty
seven seconds gets mentioned blah blah blah. Well, in the
intro they did mention how long the tour was and
how many cities she played, so she's asked again because
Jason Kelsey was handed index cards from her team.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's edited clearly.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That he's the one asking all the questions, and it's
all set up because Jason Kelce.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I mean, he's just not the smartest guy in the world.
Smarter than me, probably smarter than Travis.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
He's running the interview and he's doing a good job,
and no one's ever gone.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Man, Jason Kelsey's just a terrific interviewer.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Now, last time we saw him, he smashed a guy's
phone on the street carrying a six pack of beer,
Like who he is. It's fun So he asked how
many countries or did you play?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
How many countries did you do the Airs tour?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
In forty seven thousand countries?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Jason, you just listed that in the beginning forty seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
There's a lot of ways you can go through a
lot of different things forty seven But she said that
out of nowhere, and it wasn't even funny. And in
the intro he read off a whole thing, including her
iHeart Awards, and uh, you know that the Arastour was
one hundred and fifty one cities whatever it was. Super
Bowl forty seven was Ravens and forty nine ers. I
don't think that matters. The forty seventh show of her
Eras Tour was at Levi Stadium in Santa Clara, the
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home of Super Bowl sixty, which is this year.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So I think that's where people are starting to go.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Now there is on this podcast, people started going, Okay, well,
now there's because they're Taylor and Travis. They were not
normal or travel is normally just in her dorm room somewhere.
That's where you likes to hang out. He's dorm room guy.
But there's tons of books and there's things, and the
super Bowl trophy is behind.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I added some effects here to kind of but I
want you to know that on the video she is
pointing behind her at a she's making room too, so
the audis can see pointing at a super Bowl trophy
that is laid over and it's got the NFL logo on.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
It in under that dimly lit flickering light over there
that's upside down, backwards, upside down back.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
In brail I you don't.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
You don't need to know what that is. But if
you want, if you want to look at that, if
you want to look at that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
If you do down you know what I mean, Like
if you know, you know, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
If you know you know, you know, you know she's
talking about Easter eggs right there is.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Then here this was.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Just like the summer of my parental upgrades, making sure
that they live to be at least one hundred and
eighty six years old.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Wants to make sure that her parents live to be
one hundred and eighty six years old. One hundred and
eighty six days before August thirteenth, when this podcast was
recorded was February eighth. Your super Bowl date for Super
Bowl sixty is February eighth, correct, Waite, you think she's
one hundred percent?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Doesn't this make us sound like crazy? People Like I
saw some videos about this over the weekend. I'm like,
this is insane. If she is actually doing.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
This, this is insane but awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So she's crazy, and this doesn't make us sound crazy
because we're just seeing other people find this stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, you're like, I'm just following the story here.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'm going to replay this when they announced Metallica is
playing the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah. This is fun though.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
This is why she has such wild ass fans, because
it's more than just the music exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's all an adventure her. Her life is planned out.
I mean, she has had a plan for all of this.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I didn't realize how insane it was until seeing this.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I have one more and it's about her bread baking habits. Yeah,
and we should do that because uh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I have the luckiest man in the world right right now,
We're we're very deep in a sourdough obsession that I'm lucky.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm lucky. I'm I'm working is as much as I am.
I'm running as much as i am because I am.
I am getting the caloric intake.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, he asked me first of all, bad season coming
up for him, I'm betting fat eating all this bread.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
And two loaves of sourdough at training camp. The sour
doos taken over my life in a huge way. I'm
really talking about bread. Sixty percent of the time it's
become it's become a huge, huge factor.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean sixty percent of the time. Super Bowl sixty.
The San Francisco mascot is Sourdough Sam not even one
of the best mascots. In fact, down there Rowdy is
one of the worst. Row I'm just telling you it's
happening the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm putting all my money on Metallica right there. It
is the Hollywood Shuffle. Fantastic work from Kevin K. T.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Turner.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
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