July 10, 2025 • 5 mins
“Do you know someone with a dog you absolutely can’t stand—but you’re too polite to say it out loud?”In this side-splitting episode of The Ben and Skin Show, hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray dive into the hilariously awkward world of bad dogs—from celebrity beefs over pets to their own canine confessions. What starts as a recap of Amy Poehler’s podcast prank on Andy Samberg quickly spirals into a brutally honest (and wildly funny) roundtable about the dogs in their lives that drive them absolutely nuts.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
He's good.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's good for you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Amy Poehler has a podcast called Good Hang, and what
she does with it is a little different. She has
someone on before her actual guest in the interview. She
has a quick zoom and basically to talk to them
about that person behind their back for a minute, and
then says, is there anything you want me to ask?
So Andy Samberg is going to be her guest, and
(00:30):
she's having Seth Myers on, who does a podcast with
Andy Sammer, just to say, hey, what's something that we
should talk to Andy about? So that's how the podcast opens. Oh,
this is pretty good. So here's Seth Meyers and Navy
pol just for fun.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You know, he hates my dog Samberg.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, that's a running I was gonna say joke, but
it feels real.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
No, he really hates my dog. So you don't have
to do this, but I invite you to say. I
asked Seth for a question, but he couldn't talk today
because his dog just died. And just if he has
any reaction, you have.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
To play it. You have to play it real.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, it's been stressing to me a lot recently.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He likes dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's not it's just my dog.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Why when did that start?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
By the way, why does he hate Frisbee?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
He met Frisbee when Frisbee was like, we'd had Frisbee
for two weeks and he just immediately said that dog
looks like a rat and not come off at once.
I think we put Frisbee in his lap and he like,
and she just fell on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So for years he's done the even every time Andy
Samberg goes on Seth's show, like every few months, he
just talks crap about his dog Frisbee. The Frisbee is
getting on up there, so it would like, do you think.
So here comes Andy Samberg and they're just doing the
show now, and she's going to work in what set
told her to work in.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Earlier, before you came in, I was zooming with Seth Myers,
who you know, you guys have a very well By the.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Way, dude, have you heard that Frisbee died? Don't from
play because I'll be so happy.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Oh, I will never back off that that dog sucks.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I know this is like, I know this is a
good Vibes cast, so I don't even want to bring
that energy.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
You're right, I shouldn't have I shouldn't have mentioned.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
That that dog is like a rat carcass.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Seth wanted me to paternity died.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I am.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I am trying to figure out what something special I
can do when Frisbee does finally pass on.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You should do like a memorial video that's about how
much that dog sucks.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You guys have anybody friend whose dog sucks.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Let me just say that, first of all, her setup
was terrible and not even remotely believable. Why would she
lower her voice and all that she should have said
because he knows what the show is. She just said,
I was gonna get with Seth Myers before the show,
but I couldn't because his dog actually passed away today.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And then that's different.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, we'll have you try it with Andy then.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, but Ben, Ben has a friend whose dog
sucks The life forms giant.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, that dog's just big skin weight.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Oh yeah, man, Luca has not left the puppy stage,
even though she's like almost four and big. I don't
know what we've done. We have mistrained her. She's the
biggest ass whip.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Of all time.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She's four years old.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
She's about she's like closing in on four.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
I think she's because by the time, you know, when
we had Roxy, I think by the time Roxy was three,
she had left puppy stage. Lucas still one thousand percent
the same man, Lucas.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I don't think I've ever disliked somebody else's dog, but
I do dislike one of.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
My dogs, which one Rocko. I call him an outlaw dog.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
So so basically it's like this, if you leave Rocko
inside and he's like a fat dog, he's like a fat,
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Mid sized dog.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
But if you leave him inside, not in a crate,
and no one's with him, he'll pull the trash bag out.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
He can open doors in our house.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Our doors have those levels the level handles, so it's
not a knob, so he knows how to open doors.
He can go anywhere in the house he wants to,
and he can get into any amount of trouble, like
he'll tear the whole trash bag out and then spread
trash all over the.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Living room like that dog sucks.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah, I think both of my dogs suck for different reasons. Now,
what Ben just described would drive me insane. So maybe
I've never really interacted with Roco in a negative way.
I I haven't had to experience that part of it.
But man, both of my dogs suck for different reasons.
Did you guys see the stat that eighty two percent
of dogs don't want to be hugged? What?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I saw a video about this a week ago, and
then I saw a follow up graphic on it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Get off me. I don't believe those stats.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Maybe cats now, cats don't want to be touched ever
for any reason.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah. Do you have any dogs friends of that have
dogs you don't like?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I was trying to think of some, because my dogs
are perfect, obviously.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I love.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think Hendricks will walk up to me like for
a hug, Like he will hug me himself, so.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He's in the eighteen per I would think.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He enjoys hugs. Yeah. Growing up, yeah, I had a
friend who had a like older dog who would like
wheeze all the time. And then she would like she
was real big and fattoo, and she would like follow
us like she was gonna tattle on us. For some reason.
I could just tell in her eyes, like you're gonna
tell on us you suck.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That dog sucked.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Her name was Sally.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
All right, there you have at the audio bubble bath
dogs you can't stand. Coming up next, let's go around
the sports. MAVs Summer League is getting going tonight, Let's
talk Cooper Flag d of W will do that next
He's good.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's good for you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Amy Poehler has a podcast called Good Hang, and what
she does with it is a little different. She has
someone on before her actual guest in the interview. She
has a quick zoom and basically to talk to them
about that person behind their back for a minute, and
then says, is there anything you want me to ask?
So Andy Samberg is going to be her guest, and
(00:30):
she's having Seth Myers on, who does a podcast with
Andy Sammer, just to say, hey, what's something that we
should talk to Andy about? So that's how the podcast opens. Oh,
this is pretty good. So here's Seth Meyers and Navy
pol just for fun.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You know, he hates my dog Samberg.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, that's a running I was gonna say joke, but
it feels real.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
No, he really hates my dog. So you don't have
to do this, but I invite you to say. I
asked Seth for a question, but he couldn't talk today
because his dog just died. And just if he has
any reaction, you have.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
To play it. You have to play it real.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, it's been stressing to me a lot recently.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He likes dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's not it's just my dog.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Why when did that start?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
By the way, why does he hate Frisbee?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
He met Frisbee when Frisbee was like, we'd had Frisbee
for two weeks and he just immediately said that dog
looks like a rat and not come off at once.
I think we put Frisbee in his lap and he like,
and she just fell on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So for years he's done the even every time Andy
Samberg goes on Seth's show, like every few months, he
just talks crap about his dog Frisbee. The Frisbee is
getting on up there, so it would like, do you think.
So here comes Andy Samberg and they're just doing the
show now, and she's going to work in what set
told her to work in.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Earlier, before you came in, I was zooming with Seth Myers,
who you know, you guys have a very well By the.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Way, dude, have you heard that Frisbee died? Don't from
play because I'll be so happy.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Oh, I will never back off that that dog sucks.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I know this is like, I know this is a
good Vibes cast, so I don't even want to bring
that energy.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
You're right, I shouldn't have I shouldn't have mentioned.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
That that dog is like a rat carcass.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Seth wanted me to paternity died.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I am.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I am trying to figure out what something special I
can do when Frisbee does finally pass on.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You should do like a memorial video that's about how
much that dog sucks.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You guys have anybody friend whose dog sucks.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Let me just say that, first of all, her setup
was terrible and not even remotely believable. Why would she
lower her voice and all that she should have said
because he knows what the show is. She just said,
I was gonna get with Seth Myers before the show,
but I couldn't because his dog actually passed away today.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And then that's different.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, we'll have you try it with Andy then.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, but Ben, Ben has a friend whose dog
sucks The life forms giant.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, that dog's just big skin weight.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Oh yeah, man, Luca has not left the puppy stage,
even though she's like almost four and big. I don't
know what we've done. We have mistrained her. She's the
biggest ass whip.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Of all time.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She's four years old.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
She's about she's like closing in on four.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
I think she's because by the time, you know, when
we had Roxy, I think by the time Roxy was three,
she had left puppy stage. Lucas still one thousand percent
the same man, Lucas.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I don't think I've ever disliked somebody else's dog, but
I do dislike one of.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
My dogs, which one Rocko. I call him an outlaw dog.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
So so basically it's like this, if you leave Rocko
inside and he's like a fat dog, he's like a fat,
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Mid sized dog.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
But if you leave him inside, not in a crate,
and no one's with him, he'll pull the trash bag out.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
He can open doors in our house.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Our doors have those levels the level handles, so it's
not a knob, so he knows how to open doors.
He can go anywhere in the house he wants to,
and he can get into any amount of trouble, like
he'll tear the whole trash bag out and then spread
trash all over the.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Living room like that dog sucks.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah, I think both of my dogs suck for different reasons. Now,
what Ben just described would drive me insane. So maybe
I've never really interacted with Roco in a negative way.
I I haven't had to experience that part of it.
But man, both of my dogs suck for different reasons.
Did you guys see the stat that eighty two percent
of dogs don't want to be hugged? What?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I saw a video about this a week ago, and
then I saw a follow up graphic on it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Get off me. I don't believe those stats.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Maybe cats now, cats don't want to be touched ever
for any reason.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah. Do you have any dogs friends of that have
dogs you don't like?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I was trying to think of some, because my dogs
are perfect, obviously.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I love.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think Hendricks will walk up to me like for
a hug, Like he will hug me himself, so.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He's in the eighteen per I would think.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He enjoys hugs. Yeah. Growing up, yeah, I had a
friend who had a like older dog who would like
wheeze all the time. And then she would like she
was real big and fattoo, and she would like follow
us like she was gonna tattle on us. For some reason.
I could just tell in her eyes, like you're gonna
tell on us you suck.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That dog sucked.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Her name was Sally.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
All right, there you have at the audio bubble bath
dogs you can't stand. Coming up next, let's go around
the sports. MAVs Summer League is getting going tonight, Let's
talk Cooper Flag d of W will do that next
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