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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It got close enough to tear your pants.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hi. It also bit you. How you were you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
All right when we went at it with our show.
You're done ruin it be except with simple sweet pursuing it.
Hold out, shaw, shank, do the sewer, dude, Now what
chilling at the eagle? Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Bring your clock on the dock.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Got a habit for my house? Or go? Is how
we'd starting to kid crattit show that up multiply like
a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do then sot out creak it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I won't hang out with my friends rocking on the radio,
my boy Skin and Skin.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Talking on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's time to do this, Sponsorgain all, here we go, Kati,
Christine up, hold.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Up, Hello, Dallas fort Worth. You are listening to the
dumbest show in America, and that says a lot about you.
I'm Ben Rogers, joined by Jeff skin Wade, Kevin K. T. Turner, Hello,
and Christina, little baby corn Bread Ray. Hi, and today
is an important show today on Netflix, America's Team The
(01:21):
Gambler and his Cowboys. It's now out there. You can
watch it. We'll get into that in the five o'clock hour.
There's lots of stuff we're gonna get into. We're gonna
have a lot of fun today. We're gonna keep you laughing.
As we begin the show, I think about something that
just happened. And Kat has been on vacation for a while.
Which one is he He's the one right across from
you that you audit every day, all right, And when
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he's had is enough and he's just like got to
get the hell away from us, he just leaves and
he goes on vacation. When he doesn't given back, I
don't even tell us. He forgets some things. And he
was just sharing some personal information with us, and it
spiral out of controls quickly, and I just want to
visit that real quickly before we get going. KT once
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fell off of a tea box and injured his elbow.
I'm proud of that. One. Was watching my golf shot.
I was gonna say, is this because sometimes when you smash,
you'll follow the ball down the fairway. Yeah, I cockily
walked off to the side though, Yeah, okay, oh, because
you were you were hooking it.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, I was going to my golf cart. No, yeah,
I blasted it. Was watching it and then was walking
to my golf cart. The problem is I missed the
staircase down the tea box. There's audio of it, and
uh you know you should relate a tea box here.
You really got hurt, bad dude. Did you finish the round?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Once I realized that I couldn't turn the steering wheel
of the golf cart, I realized I should probably can
get home.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Okay, So hold on. So there's a guy that got
his legs blown off in Vietnam and he's seventy five
and he still plays golf every day. And you couldn't
finish your round because you fell off a tea box
at the age of thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'd say, if his arms are blown off, he wouldn't
have been playing.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's all fair points being made. And uh I just
would to take a minute to thank everyone who served
our great country name then and kt KT confided in
us today? Is that just a fan? Did you get
that at at the Times Square Vietnam store, the new
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Vietnam Times Square store.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So KT confides in us that he hurt his elbow again,
and we're like what, and so he tells us the story.
He's pulling back the ripcord on a lawnmower he loves.
He's so domesticated now, he's always talking about yard work
and stuff. Get back from vacation. He gets some steps
to attend to at the house, so he rips open
the lawnmower, the lawnmower to get it started. Get it
cranked up. Is your foot on the side of it
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when you crank it? It's a riding for leverage? Are
you new to something? Yes? What do you guys know?
How modern? You jerk the mower to start it, and
you just pull the whole mower all around. It just
flips over on its side down. So when he pulls
back on the rip chord, there's a brick beam behind him,
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and he basically elbows it as hard as he can.
And he showed us the scar. I asked if there
was a blood scar, and we decided that's a good
heavy metal group name, just like dog Part. But he
got the scar. You can see it, Let me see it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's not big anymore because I put a lot of
medication on it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And then the time that Ben saw it, that looks
like a wrinkle. My elbows swollen. I can see it.
Oh my god, can you stand up Okay, now turn around.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now, bend over that it is so swollen. I like
that drop of Christina. Now you you say that it
could be on the doorbell camp. We want that footage
and we're willing to pay money for it. So I
just want to know what is your number above thousand?
Seriously about a thousand? And you have to come get
the grill that's in my garage that I don't use.
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I will, I'll hire one of those jump places to
come pick it up. Me and Ben will come up
with the money. So basically, five hundred a piece from
me and Ben. No, a thousand apiece. You guys just share.
It's not napster here, Yeah, no, I know we're buying
the rights to this. This is my original art. I
think listeners want to see it too. How about this,
we guys already getting it. We're going to donate all
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the money to a charity instead of give it to
your choice. Well, I think we should give it to
the troops. Right, Yeah, let's let's increase military spending. Why
don't Ben and I each come up with two grand
and you can give it to the Department of Defense?
Is it really uh? Is it really on a camera
those security candids. Have you seen it? Yeah, there's cursing.
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So that's that's a that's a tough thing. We can
overdub that, all right. If anybody wants this text in
two one.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Three, let.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The fan know if you want to see this text
in to the fan, let him know. I want to
see Kevin Turner hurt his elbow. We don't have texting here.
You're gonna have to text another radio k Yeah, wait
till three o'clock though, Yeah, at three o'clock today, text
end of the fan and let him know that you'd
like to see Kat's camera footage of him hurting his
own b three o'clock. What are you talking about? Oh?
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I'm sorry, I thought it was two thirty. All right.
We all just looked at him, like, what how much
coffee have you had? Sony? Okay? So would you really
be willing to hand that over? For charity and for
our listeners, we we we really think we deserve to
see it, just after all the time we've invested in you,
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and you what charity and which listeners really absolutely absolutely
name some huh, name some listeners that you'll because then
you call one.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Out and then there's a one a nugget to shout out,
and then you drove overwhelmed and we'll get it swinging
by your house.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Get a text from Mike p here in about thirty seconds.
But I will say.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Everyone be careful when you're starting your lawnmowers, because you know,
if you I was just a man on a mission,
We're gonna go take care of the lawn. And I
went pump, pump, pump, wow, and then smashed and then
it's probably broken. I don't really I've had doctor's appointment
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next Wednesday, so I think I'm gonna make it until then.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
This is the worst PSA I've ever heard. But as
soon as we put glory, glory, Hallelujah underneath it, you
and Chris Arnold have more in common than you ever imagine.
I'm all right there. We got real quick. While I
have the floor, Okay, I think we dig the floor
back from you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Dude. I'll just say, don't believe everything you see about
the Epstein list on Friday.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh yeah, everything at it. I think we should have
ever pulled out again. Alright, coming up next, Skin, we
are you gonna take us some things. Skin is tracking.
Don't get too excited Ben, But I'm going to talk
about the legend of Ronnie