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October 10, 2025 13 mins
This episode of The Ben and Skin Show is a wild ride through the world of pets, poop, and the peculiar problems of suburban life. Join Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray as they unpack KT’s latest wildlife saga.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We'n and Skin Show ninety some point one. The Eagle

(00:03):
roller Town beer Works is the sponsor of this segment.
That's the brewery right there in Frisco, Texas. Now that
me and Ben are partner's in, along with all kinds
of folks like Dark Novitski and Michael Young and Travis
Frederick and Dude Perfect, Tory Hunter and Matt Kemp and
the good people of Frisco are partners in this deal.

(00:25):
We are relaunching the brewery now. This weekend is our
last weekend in Solina. Brand New Funk is playing this weekend.
We have all kinds of swag at very low prices.
We would love for you to go visit the Salina
tap room one last time. And then two weeks from
tonight we will be doing our grand opening on October
twenty fourth of the new brewery right there on Main

(00:47):
Street and Frisco. We are so proud of this. We're
so excited. We're gonna be doing concerts, We're gonna be
doing events. We have in house food, we have food trucks,
we have a giant green space, a beer garden. I
just I'm so excited about this, and we want everybody
to try to join this opening weekend. Now we have
tons of events coming up, Halloween events, concerts, all sorts

(01:10):
of stuff. If you go to rollertownbeer Works dot com,
we have an events page and you can get tickets
to all this stuff, and of course just make plans
to come to the tap room. But the grand opening
two weeks from tonight will be telling you all about it.
And then this is the last weekend, this weekend to
go visit the tap room in Salina. Thank you for
the support everybody, But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
The thing's big, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
So I've got a couple of stories that involve some
things I guess I don't really deal with too much.
For the recond, I never really had a pet growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's sad. That's not sad.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
We had a little brother, little brother. We have an
outdoor cat to keep the snakes in the mice way.
I grew up in the country.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
For those you're the guy that got ben all thinking
about a thug cat.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, I know, it's basically I've seen is this actually
people talking about this a little bit like people who
get a new they go they move out to the
country like they're they're they've done their empty nesters. It's like, okay,
well we need to get a cat to keep because
they're not used to it. They don't know anything about
rats and snakes.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And did you hear Christina in the last segment her
family had a hawk attack of chicken on their legs.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
She'd tell them, well, my mom's allergic to cats, so
they've got a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
But I'm allergic. I'm allergic to cats too. And let
me just say that I had cats even though I
was allergic to them. If I ever interacted with it,
I would have to go wash my hands immediately so
that my eyes wouldn't whop up. But our cat that
that passed way too soon. He passed at the age
of five. He had kidney problems. Ail uh No, that
was a good cat too. But I'm talking about Samuel L. Jackson,

(02:47):
greatest cat ever. I swear to God this is true.
At this time when we had this cat, I had
to get up every morning at five forty five to
go to work. And I would get up and I
would walk from the bedroom into the kitchen and he
would wait for me in the same spot around the corner,
and he would jump out at me and we would
shadow box for thirty seconds every morning. That's telling you

(03:07):
the dopest cat. And when he died, it took me
and my wife like weeks to recover because he was
such a cool.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Cat, like he was badass. I mean, you can't have
a cat named Samuel L. Jackson and it sucks.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's why we named it that, because he's a cool cat.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Would you renamed your dog Luca?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Lady Luca, dog chick is going to stay loose? Did
she give you some problems?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Though?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
She's an ass whip? You don't want your dog named
someone like this person you love. You know what I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna trader to Ben and I bet
she gets in shape.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
No, he lets his dogs poop on the rug all
the time.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
He just wants cat to stay busy.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
We get back Barkley in a second round pick because
Barkley's always hurt. Okay, so here's what's going on, yep is.
Let's go back to a week ago. This was last Thursday.
My wife, Here's I need to set this up quick. Clearly,

(04:09):
we don't have a backyard fence as of right now. Okay,
it might be different when I get back on Monday.
But this goes back to the tornado that came through
Richardson Garland last May that or the May before last,
and it took a huge tree down. Tree probably had
some root rot, tree goes down, chain leak fence done.

(04:33):
I had to dig up the chain leak fence post
and all that take it to the dump ground. And Melissa,
don't you hate that we don't have footage of kt
every day?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
We lament that. Yeah, it was the hardest thing I've
ever done. Yeah it was. It was fine.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
But then on the on the like in Richardson too,
is like where do you dump this stuff? You can't
just like the city doesn't come get it about like
seventy five Melissa dump Ground. So to go there on
the way to Chalk Tall one day when we were
doing remote I mean me being efficient, scheduled things out
the right way.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
You drive to Melissa to drop that off.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I want you to work out that character Melissa
dump ground.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
See if you can develop a character name that.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's like I have a truck either, so I get
back my car, put the seat down, laid all these
towels down, these big heavy fence posts.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hont does are not designed for that.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
The problem with not having a fence is, hey, it's
not bad, Like I don't immediately feel like I need
to go spend a bunch of money to get a fence.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Stake care.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I don't, I get it. But I have noticed over
the last few months cat crap and stuff. I like
cats lingering around right, not like terrible, but just enough. Well,
last Thursday, my wife went to go get her oil changed.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Now what is that a euphemism for? It's something that
you have to do.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Basically, a three thousand miles you can get away with
a little more than that.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'll get you a Ford from prosper Ford. I do
it every five.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
And and they open up the hood of the car
and there's a little black baby kitty in there. He
was not an infant, but he was a toddler cat. Okay,
you know.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
He was walking, but don't know what is that.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
He's not like a tiny yea, but it was not
normal cat small. And it jumps out and there's that
claus and stuff. There's video of it, and then it
runs off.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh please send me the video. Oh yeah, yeah, So
it runs off.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
At the oil change place, yeah, which is not far
from where we live.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
So when I got home from work that night, I
pull in and I see she's home, and she didn't
know this. I see two black cats that would either
be like older siblings or parents of the cat, kind
of lurking around her car.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh they know, like they knew, dude.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
We left or right here? I told you I left
her right here.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
So every time I get close to the car, like
they'll they'll scurry off. So in the backyard, even that night,
I was taking the trash shops it's trash night or whatever,
and those two cats started like hissing at me a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm like, okay, they Hatevin.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
First of all, he holds your terrible parents let the
kid get into the car.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Never let your kids get out of a stranger's car.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Well, she sees the I'm like, hey, these cats are
kind of like looking, and she's like, oh, my dude.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Devastated her. And I was like, well, we're not. I
was like, what are we supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's a stray cat, like it said, y'all didn't what
are you supposed to close up the bottom of your car?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Nothing wrong? But I get it.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
She felt like horrible hit the baby away from the kids,
and I was like, well, yes, but okay, like, what
did we have done differently?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Could we have nothing?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Hey? Oil change, guys, hand over that cat. No one's
grabbing that cat.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It had claws and the cat So how many miles
is the oil change place from the house.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's about a it's under a mile mark.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Oh okay, so the cat didn't have to go for
too long of a ride, but it was freaking out
the other side of a main street of a thoroughfare.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah all right, But.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Also it could find its way back home. If those
parents actually tried a little bit, they could find her.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I could it too young and dumbs?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I mean, I am having like these you know homeword
bounds exactly thoughts head.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
They have to feel bad a little bit. They have
to cross a big street.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh no, right, sure, right, so who knows?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
It's probably not good. They're probably not. And I'm like,
I truly don't know, like the ethical.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
No, you guys are fine, it's not your actual cat.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think if it was a dog, I think people
would chill differently though, because people like dogs more than cats.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yes, but a dog wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
A dog wouldn't. Yeah, dogs aren't dumb enough to go
crawl up that.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
They just can't do it. And also cats love cars.
For some reason, we had a cat and die because
it was on a tire one morning and we didn't know.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
And and that's why she's right. You know.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
We always talk about on our show Cars for kids.
There's a whole other charity Cats for cars because they
do love cars so much.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
And so we like to say, you know, give up
on the cat, not the car.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, yeah, it's a great mono.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
It was workshop of that one, so.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
No hard the wheels were turning and then they had
a speed bump because you were gone.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Is there like a lot of cars that we donate
the cat to there so the cat can sho go
up in these cars that aren't gonna run. No, because
those cars you should be donating the cars.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Guy, you save kids and cats.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
You just save that cat's life if roxy had just
donated the car.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
So we have a This goes back to the thing
of not having pets though, like the little things. I
don't know how. I was like, I really don't think
we've done anything wrong here.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
We're good. But we have a couple of friends that
live in town. Tyler and Emily have friends. Look at you. Friends.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Tyler and Emily have a dog named Roscoe, and they're
going on some trip or something or going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I actually don't know. Are they big Midlake fans? I'm
not sure what it should be.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
It's a great dog name.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Roscoe is a good dog name, you know. And they're
like really good people.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Like when the tornado hit and all that stuff and
our power went out for eight days, they let us
go like sleep at their house for a couple of
days and things like that because we didn't because in
the middle of summer. Well, yeah, but their cat, Leo,
he died. But Roscoe is a dog. We're dog sitting him.

(10:41):
What kind of dog is this? I actually don't know,
don't I know. I've seen him before, but I don't
know what kind of dog.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Is Okay, how big a dog is this? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I remember when you lived with Kavanaugh, you hated having
to deal with his dogs.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
It is not my favorite thing ever.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, and those weren't like big dogs, right, Like, I'm
hoping for your sake.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
It's not a big dog.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's a it's an old guy. He's old. Okay, Roscoe
is yeah, Oh he's old, crap everywhere?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Oh no, no, say that to me, so you know,
and like she walk once a dog, grew up with
a couple of dogs and things like that. So I'm
always like, I don't have a fence. So, uh but you're.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Getting now are you getting a gate or a fence? Well,
you need to get a fence and then you're gonna
have a gate attached to it on the end.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh no, I meant like a chain link. Oh oh
you no getting wood fence?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh yeah, okay, I need to see who your contact is.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, I got a good deal, yes, although
some sketchy things today. Oh I'm supposed to be here
at seven thirty this morning and they weren't.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
We'll circle back on Monday. But okay, so you don't
know what breed of dogs?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
How old he is?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
He said old?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
You don't know exactly. Well, my dog's are tense, so
don't worry about what skin said. No, ten years old.
He's not gonna crap himself.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Okay, good, thank you. Yesterday, he's just gonna be leaking
all throughout the house.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yesterday, while doing a service customer service call, where I'm
talking to someone on the phone.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I look up.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
My dog, little Bill runs to the edge of the
couch on the couch and hikes his leg on a pillow. God,
but that's the dog that we constantly have in a diaper.
He's like seven, Yeah, the diaper.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
He's only seven.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
If that he might be six, he's somewhere in there.
He should be old enough to not be doing that.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
In DDE, he does what every once, and he has
a tiny tank so he peas all the time.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
So we have him in a diaper.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
If she'll ever want to take care of Simon. Simon
played a Radiohead song on the banjo yesterday.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's a great way to end the show.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Uh, I'll never forget the time KT looked Simon the
dog dead in the eye and he said, I'll f
with the ocean. And that didn't help that dog one bit.
Have a great weekend, everybody. Wait, let's extend it.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Do you have music to.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Play till ten o'clock tonight?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Christine is holding it down right here on the eagle.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
There you going, Well, I'm gonna get my sock bag, dude,
I gotta take a poop.
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