Love Shack

Man with the world's biggest dong claim it made him break his arm.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the internet was broken last night. We'll talk
about why that happened in about ten minutes, but right
now it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome to the love Shack, baby Ben ladies talking love
life and a white Mercedes.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Maybe let us.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Be nice to you and advice and you Welcome to
the love Shack. Lady, life can gets crazy. You need
two sex person, let.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Me handle your problems for Okay.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
So we've got a guy here. He uh he lives
in the UK. His name is Matt Barr. We've actually
talked about him before. He has the biggest medically proven
pen in the entire world.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, now, why were you googling him?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I was not, trust me. I wanted.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I meant to leave this picture in there for you
guys just to look at look at him. You want
to look up Matt Barr and see what we're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Great player, defensive Yeah, I thought he was a kicker.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Do you guys know how big his unit is?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
When I was with him, it felt like I thought
I saw that he said it was like an elephant trunk, right.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
You know, if you guys had read the story.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Or the guy with the sock gong like it around.
This is a British guy.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Oh yes, yeah, and again you probably can see the picture.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh yeah, he looks like kind of a cross me
Kati and Ron Jeremy.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
He definitely Ron Jeremy vibes for sure. Yeah, okay, and
I think he just wants attention. But anyways, let's get
back to the story here.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh don't we all?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Fourteen point five that's what he's dealing with, right, fourteen
and a half inches?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is that well excited or that's just.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Him hanging out literally literally, I don't even know that.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
You get your body can pump enough blood to make
that a functioning thing right in and a half, like
in a swimming pool in cold weather.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't know about cold weather.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I didn't read into that, but yes, fourteen and a
half is what he's dealing with. And he claims that
it's so big that it covers up his feet, all right,
and he's claiming that his giant peen caused him to
break his arm.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
This is what happened, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, because service and everything is intent.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh that that's what I thought actually before tis elbow.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
He's got a lot to deal with. I bet that
is a workout he broke it. He broke his arm.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
So he was in the shower. He said he was
in the rush trying to get ready for work, and
his giant dog blocks his blocks his view of his
feet right, and apparently there was some shower jel or
soap jeil or something down there on that.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
He didn't see it.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
So as he's getting out of the shower, he slipped
on that fell and.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Broke if he if he was excited, he could have
gone like break Dancer, stop where he's just like spinning
on it his hands out fourteen point five. That's tripod,
Come on.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Again. If you want to look up the picture is it?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Do you have a picture of it?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I don't have a picture of it. There's a cast
of it, but I already threw.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
That page away.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I can't ask her that, man, I'd want to cast
that quick grinding your teeth and asking her about it?
So excited man fourteen point five.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
But this is why I think he's just trying to,
you know, get attention, because he also claims he's like, yeah, man,
if I move too fast and messages with my balance,
you know, I'm kind of surprised the first time is happening,
And then he said, yeah, I've been close to injuries
in the shower, but nothing like this, because especially when
I'm in there with another lady like you.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
What is she doing? Like jump rope? Like what is
she doing? Limbo?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, so he's it's just gross to look at. All
he does is complain, yeah about his giant thing.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
He's just trying to get extra attention on it. Does
he do porn?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
If he does porn, he should because clearly he wants
attention that bad, So go make money off of it, dude.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Just you know, look, I don't have a lot of
experience being a lady, but that just doesn't seem like
the experience they want. I mean, I understand, you know,
wanting a sizeable thing there, but that man, if Kat
was here, he'd know of that guy does porn because
this is his category. Giant, that's what he's searching. Yeah, yeah,

(04:31):
giant man pov I have a tiny penis. Come on, man, God,
I miss Kevin. I don't uh yeah, I do you
know what I do? I take that back. I miss
him very much. No, that's a lie. Do you remember
do you remember the time Danny DeVito was on, uh,
what's that show called Always Sonny in Philadelphia talking about

(04:54):
do we have that anywhere here? I dropped my monster
condom that I used for my magnum dong.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, that's that guy. That is that guy?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Summed up in one sure, Always Sonny, the idea of
they're battling on their different ways to pick up chicks,
and he thought dropping a magnum condom right in front
of a girl on accident is a great way to
pick up a girl, like she's gonna go, oh wow,
what's your name?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
But he didn't even get the wording of I got
it backwards? Oh there, you have a good job, Christie.
Great reporting there by Christina k Ray little baby corn
Bread Ray all right, coming up in just over three
minutes in the big finish. Why did the Internet break
last night? Stay tuned and find out