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December 4, 2025 17 mins
“Is a donkey just an undersized horse?” That’s just one of the many absurd questions that pop up in this hilariously unpredictable episode of The Ben and Skin Show. Here’s what you’ll hear:
  • The Choctaw encounter: A random guest walks up mid-show looking for free money and leaves us with the immortal quote: “That’s good enough.”
  • Ben’s Ace Hardware obsession: “I’m the least handy person ever… so why do I love Ace Hardware?”
  • Skin’s dad joke of the day: “It’s probably a card shark.” (Cue the crowd groan.)
  • Ferris wheel fiasco: Skin goes full country after a wild headline: “I still want one there!”
  • Pickle Fest madness: “You can stand and brine in line.” Yes, KT is way too proud of that pun.
The funniest debate: “Is a donkey just an undersized horse? And is an olive a fruit?”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Coming up next, it's the big finish. It's time for this, right.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
We have the best clips from the month of November
from the show powering towards the year end clip show
countdown that I'm loosely scheduling for Thursday, December eighteenth, gathering.
Getting that in order, I'll have a Google document out
that you can all vote on.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Don't worry about that right now, though, would you mind
making it a Microsoft doc. I've got a lot of
different apps, and the ones that Google ducks free and easy,
you have to order Microsoft Office.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
This is once again another Chao situation out at chalk
taw for our show.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Listen to this segment go all over the place, including
a special guest.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Back to the Ben and Skin show on ninety seven.
One thing you go, is this not things? Skin is tracking?
Or am I one behind? You're one ahead, You're one behind,
he's behind, you're ahead. We're now on it.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, I thought you were rememberizing their names to come
right out with it. Let's start this over.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
This is the Ben and Skin Show, broadcasting live from
the Chalk Taw Casino and Resort in Durant, Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
We just had a nice couple stop by. We're talking
about Bob and Nancy Jones. You have, they're here.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
They're eagle listeners and uh oh we got a I
think we're gonna add a listener right now. This will
be good joining us now as a gentleman who just
walked up to our table.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
How you doing, sir? Okay, you're pretty good. Yeah, how's
everything going for you? Okay? Did you have a question
about what we're doing? Yeah? What are you thinking? I
don't know. You're gonna give some money, you're looking for
some free money.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Did you see Troy Aikman and Emmett Smith and Pud
Rodriguez and Darren Woodson right there? Oh yeah, they're right
behind you. They're looking at you, just wishing you the best.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
And hoping. You hope you go win some money at
one of those tables.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'll see, Okay, got everything you need out of this Yeah, okay,
we're gonna use that draft forever.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Thanks man.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
All Right, it's like the guy was checking off a
bucket list. I just want to go on the radio
on him. All right, that's good enough, check mark onto
the next one. He had so much to say. He
thought we were giving away free money. I just walk
up to this table or these guys wearing headphones and
get free money. Yeah, that's what happens when you roll
with Yvonne and engineering. He always looks like a guy
giving away free money, doesn't.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's good enough? Go. This clip is labeled Ben's Ace
Hardware Question.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
According to officials, they found a Milwaukee router inside his pants.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I'll google that pass. Okay, Milwaukee router Urban diiction. Dude,
you will be shocked the Milwaukee Did she let me
do a Milwaukee router?

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh my yeah, it's something it only yeahs Okay, have
you guys been to an Ace Hardware recently?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I like going to roy I appreciate I said to
an Elliott's, I said it would slight bubble boys and
it's like it's kind of like Kermit, and I was
kind of crying. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
But I want to know other one now. I'm telling you,
for some reason, I.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Love a good Ace hard I don't know why I
love those stores, and why would I. I'm the least
handy person ever. My wife is the handyman at our house.
Why do I like an ACE hardware store?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I just feel like it came out of it. I know.
I was like, had you get there from Milwaukee Router?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Let me do a Milwaukee router? Oh my, yeah, it's
something it only yeah. Okay, have you guys been to
an ACE Hardware recently?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
I was trying to filter out the inappropriate thing I
was about to read on the air.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
You guys been a hard lately? That was amazing. Yes,
you need a key copied or something.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
We were doing a live show at Pluckers And by
the way, we'll be at the Pluckers in Addison tomorrow
from three to six. Hope to see you there. This
was on Ben's birthday show though, and well Skin couldn't
resist doing a dad joke. A marine research group is
reporting that the shark that is called contender.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
What a good name.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
For especially for the biggest sharky.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's been detected miles from Atlantic City.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
It is reported to be over sixteen hundred pounds, thirteen
feet long, and it's believed to be a distinguished thirty
two years old dude.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Let me say something with it being so close to
Atlantic City.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think it's probably a card shark.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I mean, should let's.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Just shut the show down? Hey, you know, happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Hey, thanks man, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
On his birthday. You guys like my joke.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Escape Patch, say it's Ben's birthday. It'll make out for
the lack of content there was.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
There was a lot of applause there at that Pluckers.
For whatever reason, that Pluckers of Mesquite was very festive
and I didn't know how many people were there for us,
but the minute our show ended it got empty. I
was like, that was really cool, real quick before we
go to break here. I think it's probably a car shark.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I mean, should I let's just shut shut it down.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I love though you could tell the crowd loved the joke.
You know what, don't. I mean, we have more of these.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's the beauty of it of it let's do it
in the big finish coming up next. More November show
clips right here on the Eagle And this is brought
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(06:13):
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(06:34):
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(06:55):
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I love when people send us pictures of the big
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Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's so cool. But right now it's time for this.
This thing's big.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
It was like a good place to watch the Cowboys
to night or the UNT game tomorrow night. Guys, remember
that UNT Conference Championship game tomorrow night at ABC?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
What time? Seven? Oh, that's great.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
We are doing our November Clips of the month and
preparation for two weeks from today the twenty twenty five
Clip Show countdown of the entire clips of all the year, like.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
The Incredible and the clips had a great record this year.
I thought they didn't. And he took it back to basketball.
No something about the clips the rap group Oh Dave
did record.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I'm sorry I he took it back to hip hop.
That's on me, You're right, though, it is on you.
I didn't listen to that record.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's good. It's a heater. This is labeled skin Goes Country. No,
I've lost the will to live.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Okay, so earlier Ben said that he loves Ferris Wheels.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yes he did.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Two girls hospitalized after falling from fierce wheel right.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh see, that's why we didn't put one in. I
want to. I still want one there. I still want
one there. Any snort.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
That was an out of buddy experience for me. I
don't remember when I sounded that country?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Want one there? I want to. I still want one there.
Have you ever heard me sound that country?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Man, you've known me my whole life. You had some strawl.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Between your teeth, or you were shirtless wearing some overalls.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Hey, why do you.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Want us to put this stack of Hey, I didn't
learn nothing in school.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I want one there. I want to. I still want
one there. We don't know where to put this. Hey,
what episode of land Man was I? That was insane?
I want to. I still want one there there, I
want to. I still want one there. That's crazy person?

(09:06):
You want to Billy Bob's next to a roller, Tan
and Frisco.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'll tell you what though, my rock wall kid Finally
accepted me after that, I want to.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I still want one there, very stupid.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Uh, well, what about this one which I got a
haircut recently, recently, like two months ago.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
You got a haircut? Looks good, dude, two weeks ago?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
All right?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
One yesterday, one today? You know what? It finally grew
out proper, hey for howling? Really haven't that haircut since then?
I don't know what I got? Pretty good Kevin jobs,
Oh my god. Up. They had been started chasing the

(10:03):
cheese wheel. It come back, cheese wheel. You want a
giant Ferris cheese wheel. I want to.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I still want one there. I am pointing to an
empty space as I say that, and then he spit
out a bunch of tobacco's dripping off my beard, and
I'm pointing to a parking lot. He sounded like the
dude he found the arrowhead and Lyle, oh man, we'll

(10:38):
never top November.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Here's a man, here's Ben's donkey thoughts.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I mean what, no, you had mentioned cock fighting and
I wasn't aware of what that was.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Is a donkey just an undersized horse?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
That?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
And it is an all of a fruit. We'll discuss next.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
On the job.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I forgot about. It's just not that impressive of a horse.
Coming up next.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Coming up next, sports ketchup. God, that was incredible. I'm
so happy right now. I think the Cowboys are totally
gonna win tonight.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
I gave it a shot on a joke, but the
reception from the room was not great. I do feel
like the audience had their foam fingers up for this though.
The big deal Pickle Fest is sold out.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Damn freaking news.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I would go to that if I had tickets mav
game and now you can't even now I can because
did you see the on the scalper market how much
those Dill pickle ticket fest? Oh they're insane. They're just
it's so crazy. I only want to say it on air.
And where is it in Texas life? I guess you
could go and you can stand in Brian in line.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
He's so proud of himself.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I should be, WELLOK, it's been a rough week for
everyone involved. Everyone's going through a lot, and I just
think that if we can end and I'll be uh
very optimistic.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
About a good weekend, that would be very cool. How
do we not already have that? D end the show?
I heard the MAVs play tonight.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, okay, there's a moment in the middle of that
where we are laying out so hard I can almost
hear the song that's happening four miles away.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah. I think it's good feeling that song. Oh, and
you can stand in Brian in line. He's so proud
of himself. I should be. Okay, it's hard to.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Tell it is. He said, I heard there's a MAVs
game tonight. I heard that there is a MAVs game.
He heard there.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Was Wait where did you hear that? Who is talking
about that?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
So we do a segment on the show called the
Today Game and we play audio of the candidates. People
have had a birthday and anniversary said a big deal,
you know, an album release, whatever it is. But it
was a Glenn Fry's birthday. Glenn Fry, the Eagles. Everyone
knows him and loves him. And it's Christina's job to
put the Today Game together these days. And here's how

(13:21):
it went down.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Guys. Glenn Fry would have been seventy seven. Oh, yep,
play Eagles.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Tyte californiayeah, it's a Don Henley song song take Me
down to the Streets.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Anyway for it time we're doing Sally Field is seventy nine.
It's me. I don't want to play any Sally Field audio.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Actually let her play do the Today game, she said,
aught to work into this clearly.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I did not even bring Glenn Fry over. Sorry Glenn Fry.
Oh he's had the audio. I just didn't download it.
The lone Star listeners are pissed right now. They are.
It's okay, Christina. I'm glad you guys were my Alexa
that day. Play Eagles, cool, yep, play Eagles. You guys
did expect to happen. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Sometimes, you know, looks a lot of times our segments
are real short, so I start fast talking.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's really going to help the grand scheme of things.
It's not. It's just not.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yes, the flu and all that stuff, you know, And
I think it's times of society. It's twenty twenty five.
I'm thinking about moving forward, not so much looking back.
We don't have to do turkey on Thanksgiving, folks. If
you really want to, you can. I'm just here to
tell you you have options. Did you say it's time?
It's society, It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I don't know what happened. I haven't had a drink
of water in a while, so I not it's a
little dry. Oh yeah, Hold on a seconds. I did
say it's time at society twenty five.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
All right, the flu and all that stuff, you know,
and I think it's time as a society.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'm thinking about that.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I'm okay with it. I think you.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Got it upon review, I clearly said it's time as
a society.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I would love a shirt that just says it's time,
it's society.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
It's it's a lot like Jerry Jones said, it's where
we are today's sports.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Order it now on Amazon and get it in January.
It's twenty twenty six. That would suck bend reading a tease.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
We'll do around the sports twenty five of the I
can't read my writing. What if we did the top
twenty five off court NBA moments in the last there
it is.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
The court was the word dude is all right? It
could have looked like count Yeah, gotta be careful, you
have to.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
This is a terrible one again where again the room
really not supporting.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Well, I thought it's pretty good commentary. What about how
expensive barbecue is now? Yeah, I mean just any if
you go to a super nice place and it's great,
but it's going to be priscy.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I spent forty dollars at Taco Bell last night. Everything
out of control? Oh no, a single thing. You could
have just walked it all over and dumped it out
in your toilet. I drive up to the drive through
holding my toileto guys, I want to expedite this process.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Did you guys know it in there? Crap so expensive?
I coupon.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
We have to refile for our license every year, and
yet you do crap like that.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
You guys get your benefits turned in? What are you
guys going with this year? It is always a good
segue out of a bad moment.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Make sure they got their benefits turned in. My back
on a ppore, having such a great moment, and then
you just walked up. It really was I don't remember
what we were talking about. I got my benefits turned in,
I got no, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I still want one.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
What a great way to end the show. Let's go
watch Lions Cowboys. I'll never forget the time that KT
walked up to that guy at Choctaw who put on
the headset, wanted cash.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
He looked him dead in the eye and he said.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Did you know that the pickle offers a lot of
hydration traits that are really good for your body.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Thanks Kevin, that's gonna be helpful. Christina, you gonna stick around,
play some tunes, stick around with our homie k A
right here on the eagle.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
There you going, Well, I'm gonna get my sock packed, dude,
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