November 5, 2025 • 16 mins
In this laugh-packed episode of The Ben and Skin Show, hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray take a wild ride through the October blooper reel, revisiting the most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching moments from the past month of broadcasting.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right, that time of the month where we take
a look back at last month's bloopers from the show,
things that have happened. I'm thinking we're going to focus
this first segment here on one Ben Rogers. Hey, all right,
Ben had quite a month of broadcasting, but we do
need to look back at some of the moments that
were questionable. So let's go back to some time last month.
(00:32):
That's a harp sound, here's the past. I get the
hand sanitizer. But what's the deal with that vasoline?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And whose is it? Ye?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Do we have an answer on that?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Did you pull out your vasoline and set it in
front of the table.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Is that your vasoline? Ben? No, but I do.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I probably am the only person in DFW that carries
vasoline with you in.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Your pocket and everywhere I go.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I have this the smoking gun.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He pulled the basoline out? Oh, he pulled it out.
Hold the basoline.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Let's use that as a drop forever and then let's
be bleep out basoline.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
She says, But really, what do players use basoline for?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Good topic, players that are out there in the community
with the ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I guess I shouldn't have put that on Ben's tab,
that's on Christina's tab smoking gun.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Then he pulled the basoline out. She said, she cleaned
that up for you, pulled it out. Yeah, always have it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Have it with me right now, ready to go, cat
take some, I have some.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Don't want your fingers in there. Get crept.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sometimes we're teasing a segment and you didn't look at
it for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Ben. Uh, moving on down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Here, what's coming up next?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
All right, coming up next?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh, we have science bad news if you like huge jokes.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, that's the first time I had read that since
I wrote it down.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
A couple of Jerry Jones sounds from been there too.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Uh, that's the first time I had read that since
I wrote it down.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh, it's kind of crazy. Oh, you put these back
to get back to back.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I just pictures Steven and Jerry on a seesaw when
they're doing that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, speaking of that sound, Ristine, if you don't mind
playing that for me one more time. Oh, this happened
with Ben and Skin. They did it almost just like
Jerry and Steven during the show. Again, this was sometime
last month. They're gonna see stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
There's a guy in a control center remote controlling that
to see what he wants.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That guy's a freak.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, what if it reports back that there's a huge
snake climbing up there, climbing up the pipe.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I do see that on social media quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Toilet snakes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This toilet snake coming out of a Yeah, brothers snake
coming out of coming out of a.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Jerry.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We're looking at toilet snakes getting older. All right, there
you have it, moving on for a while. I think
I have more snakes on my timeline than anyone I know.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Ah. I think we have an eighties hair metal band
at Rollertown called the Toilet Snake that's on Friday Night
Heavy Dope.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Uh okay, one more from Ben Here we're discussing kissing
the songwriting Hall of Fame. Look, dude, when you have
a song called love Gun, you're getting in the song
writing Hall of Fame. Give me Jeens Simmons and Paul Stanley.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So well done. No place for hiding, baby, no place
to run. You pull the trigger. Can't hear you, tokyo,
but that's an incredible drop. You can't forget me, baby,
Don't try to lie. You'll never leave me, Mama, don't try.
I'll be your gambler, baby, lay down the bet we
(04:27):
get together, Mama, I'll make you sweat. Oh, no place
for hiding, baby, no place to run?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You pull the trigger of my love gun. It's good?
Is really good?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Nominated? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
How does that get in the Songwriting Hall of Fame's terrible?
Why would that even be a lyric? That's actually genius?
I like that? What does it mean?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh? They're playing tune into a little yeah, twisting the knobs? Yeah,
all right, yeah, coming up next in the big finish,
I think we'll take a look at everybody else from
the presentation as we have our October show.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Bloopers will continue in just over three minutes. Don't miss it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Ben An Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
All right, this segment right here is brought to you
by Rollertown Beer Works in Frisco, Texas, and that's the
brewery that Ben and I are partners in. And Ben,
this is gonna be a huge weekend, and really we're
gonna stay. Starting tonight Brand New Funk on a Wednesday
Thursday night. Tomorrow night, our buddy Paul Shald is doing
(05:33):
an album release party and he's going to do a set,
and then Thursday and Friday, I'm sorry, Friday and Saturday
we have free shows for everyone.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
To come out and enjoy on the big stage. Yeah,
it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Everybody's getting accustomed to the way events are gonna go
out at Rollertown beer Works. And sometimes we have you know,
big acts that come in like Bone Thugs and Harmony,
and yeah, you buy tickets to go see that, and
you know on Saturday. On a Friday or Saturday night
are the only time we'll have those paid events the
most part. And so let's say that you're there on
a Saturday hanging out all day. Well, right when you
(06:04):
get to five thirty, you know, the tables are free
up until that point, but after five thirty, well those
are ticketed events, and so we start preparing for that
night's music, and you know, we clean off those tables.
Then the people who bought those tickets show up. But
this weekend it's an open house, meaning everything we have
going is free. So we let's see November the seventh,
that would be Friday, right, Yes, we have metal shop
(06:25):
and eighties hair metal band that's gonna be awesome, perfect
for eagleists. And then is it Paul Saddati. Yes, Taylor
Swift's current lead guitarist is coming in with his Tom
Petty tribute band and Eagles tribute band, and that's gonna
be free on Saturday too. Yeah, it's gonna be great time.
Tons of delicious beer, great food, and then great music
free this weekend at roller Rollertown Beer Works on Main
(06:50):
Street in Frisco.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But right now it's time for this. The thing's big.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Working through the show clips from the month of October
that we've compiled, and we looked at Ben and Christina
quite a bit. We should turn our attention to Jeff
skin I don't think we should. Now it is appropriate
that on the month of Halloween he did give us
a really good witch laugh.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Incredible effect.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Keep moving, keep exercising, keep friends.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Now I get why they call Barbara the energizer Bunny,
because I could barely.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Keep up with her.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
She says that she's starting to fill her age and
says that she will keep moving until she no longer
can laughing.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
There is the reporter sassy. Yes, he's got a lot
of t bow in him.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's like the witch is melting.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Hold on, guys, you guys, want some snacks. Let me
go to the pantry.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Looks like an old door open. That is an old
door opening.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Ben, get the WD forty.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
It's like the evil witch fell into the crazy crazy.
How did you even come up with that? I don't know, man,
I like it better that way.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Very weird, so good.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'll try it one more way, just for fun. I
see if it make it go real high.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was kind of the R two D two. It's
the vampire see in the sun. That's amazing. Grandma just
got up out of bed.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
In the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Pulled her Amie, she got out of bed.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I've got to stretch. You can hear the.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You could hear all the grandkids at the beginning of
the clip too. It's like the exorcism. You pull out
the cross, put it in her forehead. I just thought
someone pushed her leg behind her head. Jesus man, Well
(09:49):
summer limber.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, as they get older, we'll get back brittle. The
skin's poor work. In a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't have problems what I did here, but Christina
did pull this, so we'll see. This guy had a
whole basket of hot wings and licked his fingers constantly.
Never went to the restaurant to wash his hands. When
we left, he wanted to hold hands, but did.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
She offer him a wipe. It's like, hey, do you
need a wow? That's a bold first date thing. Would
you like a wife?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Did you like a wipe? Turn around, grab your ankles.
I changed a lot of divers what they used to.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Get them to do when you're eating wings wet naps, which,
by the way, that sounds offensive.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So many wet naps with being an arcoleptic. It's tough.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's pretty good joke.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Actually, in hindsight, I'd like to you have to give
it time. I'd like to circle back on that one.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I think any woman who right up front is like
willing to go for the wipe. He's just let you
know I'm there for you for the long hole. Yeah,
even when you know you're laying in bed and can't
get out of bed and you just need this quick
you know, diaper change, man, You know if someone is
going to change your diapers. Later, we were leaving a
restaurant on Halloween night and there was a very old
(11:15):
man that had, i'm assuming his wife with him and
putting her in the van, and she was in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
And she looked lifeless. And me and my wife saw it.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
We were in shock the way that he aggressively grabbed
her and threw her in the car. It was like
a sketch where you grab like a dummy or what.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
And me and my wife are like, oh my god.
And I was like, man, that guy is so old.
He probably has to exert that much energy to be
able to do it. Yeah, And that's when I was like,
I definitely want to be dead before sixty.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't want to live to any of that. Am
I the energy vampire? Yes, says listen to everyone stopped
just doing their job. So many wet naps with being
an arcoleptic.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's tough. It's pretty good joke actually, in hindsight.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I mean, god, five seconds, we would.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Have reacted sooner if you hadn't done the It's tough.
It just prolonged that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, but did when we don't understand the joke is
that what we're I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
At first, I didn't you still you got it a vision?
What'd you get?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well, you're an arcoleptic, so you have a lot of naps.
And then I'm assuming the wet naps part of it was.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
What's the line? Because you sweat, what's the through line?
The wet naps. It's a play on what I would
never say that on air.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You shouldn't here's something, here's something you shouldn't have said
on air.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
The movie Saw hit theaters on this day in two
thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We played the clip they could have left it at
one because it got real bad for that. The first
Saw movie is wonderful. That's really good. The sequel was
called scene.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I doesn't even have a tucked in shirt today.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Uh, it is National Cat Day.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I like the little extra.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It is funny if we hadn't been playing the Today game.
And that's how Ben got everything back on track. Guys, uh,
it is National Cat Day.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Ben's got the.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Wholesales team to have a big important meeting about Q four.
Everyone's got their coffee. A couple of people are screaming late.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Just just to break the ice for this meeting. Guys, uh,
it is National Cat Day. Immediately people like, I mean
this meeting, this sucks. Lindsay, where are we on the
cat Day thing?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A little ahead for Q four?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Actually? Oh it's good, poor cat Day. Things coming together
nicely joke of the year candidate, which is not a joke. Now,
we're not going to do that. Wait, what we're gonna
went to skin here? Randy Bachman and Burton Cummings of
the Guess Who American Man, Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley
(14:06):
of Kiss, Kenny Logins, Sarah McLaughlin, Pink bos Skaggs, l
L cool J, Taylor Swift and the Go gos.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Kenny log Ins. But what is his password?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's pretty good. I did like that, my solid. I
like this being a dead myself approval. Everyone else. God,
I was.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Expecting uh old Eddie from NASCAR because I sounded like
the names list Bill Clinton, Yeah, President Clinton, we got
a lot of those to add to the future list.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
This is a story I told and I regret telling it.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This morning, I was behind I was driving, and in
front of us the landscaping company and it was Semen's Landscaping,
uh and lawn, And I made a little quick joke
with the people who were in the car with me,
right and I was like, I'm sorry, but I'm not
going to pass on that this doesn't happen every single day.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's there for you.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You gotta make that joke. It's there. It was just
kind of like, I'm gonna let the I know, next
time I need to do a next time I introduced
lawn work, I'm just gonna call semen because it was semens.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
What was the joke part.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's not even that joke. It's just more of a
thing that you just take advantage of when it's there
day anybody laugh in the car. No, you know, that's
what's interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Your joke about his other joke that didn't work out
is amazing, dude, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It is interesting. One.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
We just had a white man's business joke handshake over
my joke, like we made a business deal.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So like cancer is killing me right now. I don't
know if everyone understands what the white man business his
handshake is.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, there's a lot of white men continue to do
it to where you have a furrow, bro, you shake
each other's hand. Yeah, it kind of like get the
end of a golf round, right right, take your head off,
white man business shake, because sometimes you'll be playing with
golf with people that are twenty years older than you
just kind of got matched together with, so at the
end of it, you do a white man.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, white man, take your head off. All right, that's enough.
Should we end the show? Now, that's how you in
the show.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'll never forget the time Kat looked at which skin
dead in his eye and he said.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
They strong out their world and it didn't help one bit.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Christina has to stick around play music before the MAVs,
just for an hour. All right, all right, we got Christina,
then the MAVs. Next here on the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Here you going. You're well so I'm going to get
some cheeks after this horse college. God bless Jesus.
All right, that time of the month where we take
a look back at last month's bloopers from the show,
things that have happened. I'm thinking we're going to focus
this first segment here on one Ben Rogers. Hey, all right,
Ben had quite a month of broadcasting, but we do
need to look back at some of the moments that
were questionable. So let's go back to some time last month.
(00:32):
That's a harp sound, here's the past. I get the
hand sanitizer. But what's the deal with that vasoline?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And whose is it? Ye?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Do we have an answer on that?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Did you pull out your vasoline and set it in
front of the table.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Is that your vasoline? Ben? No, but I do.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I probably am the only person in DFW that carries
vasoline with you in.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Your pocket and everywhere I go.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I have this the smoking gun.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He pulled the basoline out? Oh, he pulled it out.
Hold the basoline.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Let's use that as a drop forever and then let's
be bleep out basoline.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
She says, But really, what do players use basoline for?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Good topic, players that are out there in the community
with the ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I guess I shouldn't have put that on Ben's tab,
that's on Christina's tab smoking gun.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Then he pulled the basoline out. She said, she cleaned
that up for you, pulled it out. Yeah, always have it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Have it with me right now, ready to go, cat
take some, I have some.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Don't want your fingers in there. Get crept.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sometimes we're teasing a segment and you didn't look at
it for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Ben. Uh, moving on down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Here, what's coming up next?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
All right, coming up next?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh, we have science bad news if you like huge jokes.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, that's the first time I had read that since
I wrote it down.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
A couple of Jerry Jones sounds from been there too.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Uh, that's the first time I had read that since
I wrote it down.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh, it's kind of crazy. Oh, you put these back
to get back to back.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I just pictures Steven and Jerry on a seesaw when
they're doing that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, speaking of that sound, Ristine, if you don't mind
playing that for me one more time. Oh, this happened
with Ben and Skin. They did it almost just like
Jerry and Steven during the show. Again, this was sometime
last month. They're gonna see stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
There's a guy in a control center remote controlling that
to see what he wants.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That guy's a freak.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, what if it reports back that there's a huge
snake climbing up there, climbing up the pipe.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I do see that on social media quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Toilet snakes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This toilet snake coming out of a Yeah, brothers snake
coming out of coming out of a.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Jerry.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We're looking at toilet snakes getting older. All right, there
you have it, moving on for a while. I think
I have more snakes on my timeline than anyone I know.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Ah. I think we have an eighties hair metal band
at Rollertown called the Toilet Snake that's on Friday Night
Heavy Dope.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Uh okay, one more from Ben Here we're discussing kissing
the songwriting Hall of Fame. Look, dude, when you have
a song called love Gun, you're getting in the song
writing Hall of Fame. Give me Jeens Simmons and Paul Stanley.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So well done. No place for hiding, baby, no place
to run. You pull the trigger. Can't hear you, tokyo,
but that's an incredible drop. You can't forget me, baby,
Don't try to lie. You'll never leave me, Mama, don't try.
I'll be your gambler, baby, lay down the bet we
(04:27):
get together, Mama, I'll make you sweat. Oh, no place
for hiding, baby, no place to run?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You pull the trigger of my love gun. It's good?
Is really good?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Nominated? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
How does that get in the Songwriting Hall of Fame's terrible?
Why would that even be a lyric? That's actually genius?
I like that? What does it mean?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh? They're playing tune into a little yeah, twisting the knobs? Yeah,
all right, yeah, coming up next in the big finish,
I think we'll take a look at everybody else from
the presentation as we have our October show.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Bloopers will continue in just over three minutes. Don't miss it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Ben An Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
All right, this segment right here is brought to you
by Rollertown Beer Works in Frisco, Texas, and that's the
brewery that Ben and I are partners in. And Ben,
this is gonna be a huge weekend, and really we're
gonna stay. Starting tonight Brand New Funk on a Wednesday
Thursday night. Tomorrow night, our buddy Paul Shald is doing
(05:33):
an album release party and he's going to do a set,
and then Thursday and Friday, I'm sorry, Friday and Saturday
we have free shows for everyone.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
To come out and enjoy on the big stage. Yeah,
it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Everybody's getting accustomed to the way events are gonna go
out at Rollertown beer Works. And sometimes we have you know,
big acts that come in like Bone Thugs and Harmony,
and yeah, you buy tickets to go see that, and
you know on Saturday. On a Friday or Saturday night
are the only time we'll have those paid events the
most part. And so let's say that you're there on
a Saturday hanging out all day. Well, right when you
(06:04):
get to five thirty, you know, the tables are free
up until that point, but after five thirty, well those
are ticketed events, and so we start preparing for that
night's music, and you know, we clean off those tables.
Then the people who bought those tickets show up. But
this weekend it's an open house, meaning everything we have
going is free. So we let's see November the seventh,
that would be Friday, right, Yes, we have metal shop
(06:25):
and eighties hair metal band that's gonna be awesome, perfect
for eagleists. And then is it Paul Saddati. Yes, Taylor
Swift's current lead guitarist is coming in with his Tom
Petty tribute band and Eagles tribute band, and that's gonna
be free on Saturday too. Yeah, it's gonna be great time.
Tons of delicious beer, great food, and then great music
free this weekend at roller Rollertown Beer Works on Main
(06:50):
Street in Frisco.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But right now it's time for this. The thing's big.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Working through the show clips from the month of October
that we've compiled, and we looked at Ben and Christina
quite a bit. We should turn our attention to Jeff
skin I don't think we should. Now it is appropriate
that on the month of Halloween he did give us
a really good witch laugh.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Incredible effect.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Keep moving, keep exercising, keep friends.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Now I get why they call Barbara the energizer Bunny,
because I could barely.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Keep up with her.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
She says that she's starting to fill her age and
says that she will keep moving until she no longer
can laughing.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
There is the reporter sassy. Yes, he's got a lot
of t bow in him.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's like the witch is melting.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Hold on, guys, you guys, want some snacks. Let me
go to the pantry.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Looks like an old door open. That is an old
door opening.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Ben, get the WD forty.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
It's like the evil witch fell into the crazy crazy.
How did you even come up with that? I don't know, man,
I like it better that way.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Very weird, so good.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'll try it one more way, just for fun. I
see if it make it go real high.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was kind of the R two D two. It's
the vampire see in the sun. That's amazing. Grandma just
got up out of bed.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
In the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Pulled her Amie, she got out of bed.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I've got to stretch. You can hear the.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You could hear all the grandkids at the beginning of
the clip too. It's like the exorcism. You pull out
the cross, put it in her forehead. I just thought
someone pushed her leg behind her head. Jesus man, Well
(09:49):
summer limber.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, as they get older, we'll get back brittle. The
skin's poor work. In a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't have problems what I did here, but Christina
did pull this, so we'll see. This guy had a
whole basket of hot wings and licked his fingers constantly.
Never went to the restaurant to wash his hands. When
we left, he wanted to hold hands, but did.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
She offer him a wipe. It's like, hey, do you
need a wow? That's a bold first date thing. Would
you like a wife?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Did you like a wipe? Turn around, grab your ankles.
I changed a lot of divers what they used to.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Get them to do when you're eating wings wet naps, which,
by the way, that sounds offensive.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So many wet naps with being an arcoleptic. It's tough.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's pretty good joke.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Actually, in hindsight, I'd like to you have to give
it time. I'd like to circle back on that one.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I think any woman who right up front is like
willing to go for the wipe. He's just let you
know I'm there for you for the long hole. Yeah,
even when you know you're laying in bed and can't
get out of bed and you just need this quick
you know, diaper change, man, You know if someone is
going to change your diapers. Later, we were leaving a
restaurant on Halloween night and there was a very old
(11:15):
man that had, i'm assuming his wife with him and
putting her in the van, and she was in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
And she looked lifeless. And me and my wife saw it.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
We were in shock the way that he aggressively grabbed
her and threw her in the car. It was like
a sketch where you grab like a dummy or what.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
And me and my wife are like, oh my god.
And I was like, man, that guy is so old.
He probably has to exert that much energy to be
able to do it. Yeah, And that's when I was like,
I definitely want to be dead before sixty.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't want to live to any of that. Am
I the energy vampire? Yes, says listen to everyone stopped
just doing their job. So many wet naps with being
an arcoleptic.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's tough. It's pretty good joke actually, in hindsight.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I mean, god, five seconds, we would.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Have reacted sooner if you hadn't done the It's tough.
It just prolonged that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, but did when we don't understand the joke is
that what we're I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
At first, I didn't you still you got it a vision?
What'd you get?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well, you're an arcoleptic, so you have a lot of naps.
And then I'm assuming the wet naps part of it was.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
What's the line? Because you sweat, what's the through line?
The wet naps. It's a play on what I would
never say that on air.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You shouldn't here's something, here's something you shouldn't have said
on air.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
The movie Saw hit theaters on this day in two
thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We played the clip they could have left it at
one because it got real bad for that. The first
Saw movie is wonderful. That's really good. The sequel was
called scene.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I doesn't even have a tucked in shirt today.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Uh, it is National Cat Day.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I like the little extra.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It is funny if we hadn't been playing the Today game.
And that's how Ben got everything back on track. Guys, uh,
it is National Cat Day.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Ben's got the.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Wholesales team to have a big important meeting about Q four.
Everyone's got their coffee. A couple of people are screaming late.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Just just to break the ice for this meeting. Guys, uh,
it is National Cat Day. Immediately people like, I mean
this meeting, this sucks. Lindsay, where are we on the
cat Day thing?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A little ahead for Q four?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Actually? Oh it's good, poor cat Day. Things coming together
nicely joke of the year candidate, which is not a joke. Now,
we're not going to do that. Wait, what we're gonna
went to skin here? Randy Bachman and Burton Cummings of
the Guess Who American Man, Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley
(14:06):
of Kiss, Kenny Logins, Sarah McLaughlin, Pink bos Skaggs, l
L cool J, Taylor Swift and the Go gos.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Kenny log Ins. But what is his password?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's pretty good. I did like that, my solid. I
like this being a dead myself approval. Everyone else. God,
I was.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Expecting uh old Eddie from NASCAR because I sounded like
the names list Bill Clinton, Yeah, President Clinton, we got
a lot of those to add to the future list.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
This is a story I told and I regret telling it.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This morning, I was behind I was driving, and in
front of us the landscaping company and it was Semen's Landscaping,
uh and lawn, And I made a little quick joke
with the people who were in the car with me,
right and I was like, I'm sorry, but I'm not
going to pass on that this doesn't happen every single day.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's there for you.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You gotta make that joke. It's there. It was just
kind of like, I'm gonna let the I know, next
time I need to do a next time I introduced
lawn work, I'm just gonna call semen because it was semens.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
What was the joke part.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's not even that joke. It's just more of a
thing that you just take advantage of when it's there
day anybody laugh in the car. No, you know, that's
what's interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Your joke about his other joke that didn't work out
is amazing, dude, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It is interesting. One.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
We just had a white man's business joke handshake over
my joke, like we made a business deal.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So like cancer is killing me right now. I don't
know if everyone understands what the white man business his
handshake is.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, there's a lot of white men continue to do
it to where you have a furrow, bro, you shake
each other's hand. Yeah, it kind of like get the
end of a golf round, right right, take your head off,
white man business shake, because sometimes you'll be playing with
golf with people that are twenty years older than you
just kind of got matched together with, so at the
end of it, you do a white man.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, white man, take your head off. All right, that's enough.
Should we end the show? Now, that's how you in
the show.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'll never forget the time Kat looked at which skin
dead in his eye and he said.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
They strong out their world and it didn't help one bit.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Christina has to stick around play music before the MAVs,
just for an hour. All right, all right, we got Christina,
then the MAVs. Next here on the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Here you going. You're well so I'm going to get
some cheeks after this horse college. God bless Jesus.
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