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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the City View Pluckers is an absolute scene.
Get on out here. People are having a blast. We
got lots to get too still the remainder of the show,
But right now it's time for this Are you Excited?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Day? Featuring veteran news anchor kg fun tweets everyone, how's
everyone doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Happy Friday. Here's the news that you need to know about.
What voice is?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
This is trying to be more authoritative when I'm giving
the news. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I think he sounds more sexual playoff time.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, sounds like that's the guy.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's the guy.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I have to wait till January for that. Okay, So
this is a wild one to me. So, Ben, you
got sick about two weeks ago. Whenever you came down
with it wasn't the flu, it was covid. It was
a sinus infect that's what he said. But flu season
is creeping its head around the corner, just the same
(01:01):
way the cold temperatures are. They'll be here soon, they'll
sneak up on you. Well, there's from the American Chemical Society.
They have a whole story about how they've created a
chewing gum that can detect the flu. What so instead
of taking some like flu test orything. There's a type
of gum that you can chew it. I think it's
(01:23):
called flu shot gum. It'll release a flavor when it
encounters the flu.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, so you're chewing it, it tastes like delicious, juicy fruit, strawberry,
and then all of a sudden, it tastes like vinegar
you have the flu.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think it'll taste like nothing, and then you'll taste
some type of agave or something when you when it
notices influenza. Oh, this sounds like a big deal, and
I kind of think no one's talking about it, and
that's why I wanted to bring this to the table.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I even waited. I've been sitting on this for a
few days to see is this going to break out
and be some story? And then I realized it our
time to pounce.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I think we're gonna get a lot of impressions off
doing this story.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I can't tell what it's a real story. If he's
setting up a unique coolant joke.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh that's fair.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I would never stoop to that low level of broadcasting.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Please, that's set broadcast records. You know what this reminds
me of about an hour ago when he was trying
to tell us that these gorillas were raising penguins, remember
that in the Congo. And then we discovered that it was.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
All a I oh, we did we did you confirm that?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well no, because Freak Jesus came up and said, no,
I think it's a real story. I saw it on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Is the one who sent it to me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Come on, get a good look. That's the ai picture
I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It seems pretty real to me.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
There's not penguins in the Congo. Thank you the Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know what, let's just take it a quick google.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
No, let's start there, stopping the show to google the Congo.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And no natives in economy. Well, you hate to see that.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
This is what happens when you're news sources.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Freak Jesus, Jesus, we're putting you in time out.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Is that KT does a story about gorillas in the
Congo raising penguins. He's like, yeah, there's pictures of them
carrying penguins around like babies or like little footballs. And
we're like, we disprove it. All of a sudden, freak
Jesus walks in and goes, hey, guys, that story is real.
Didn't We find out that he's the one who texted
KT the story?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That means I'm on freak Jesus level, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
All right, fantastic work there, combo reporting by Freak Jesus
and KT. All Right, coming up next, what's going on
in Dallas. It's a weekend fluffer right here on the Eagle.