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October 1, 2025 17 mins
"If you sneeze, cough, and laugh at the same time… do you unlock a new level of human evolution or just die instantly?"Welcome to one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and unforgettable episodes of The Ben and Skin Show, where hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray take you on a whirlwind recap of September’s most ridiculous and entertaining moments.From Ben’s legendary cough-laugh-sneeze combo to Skin’s epic Robert Plant coolant punchline that made one listener so mad he turned off the radio, this episode is a masterclass in comedic timing, absurd storytelling, and the kind of chemistry only this crew can deliver.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Happy October. Happy October. First, everyone, just have a good month.
But also, let's look back at September some of the
things that have happened on our show. Ben made a
sound that we should look at first here, right, So
just going back in time a little bit. Some of
the best clips from September. We're on remote, I believe
at Pluckers when this happened.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
You, Kevin, are the reporters willing to take to the
next level and demand answers?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
They're not even worried about it.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yes, yes, let me know what you find out well.
I would like to see what the what the people
think too?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
What sound had been just made? No, unmute that we
need to know what sound is being It was a
coughing and laugh combo. I think there is a tiny
bit of sneeze in there too. I think it was
a cough at the cough. We'll hear that again, you answers.
They're not even worried about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yes, yes, let me know what you find out well.
I would like to see what the what the people think?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
What sound has been just.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Off?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, so the cough and the sneeze at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Dude, we're lucky to have you, because if you would
have farted, you would have died in some He's right.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think it was a cough laugh, and I was, uh,
you know, sometimes in your mind you have the cough
button reversed, Like I go on and off quite a bit,
and so every once in a while I'll turn my
mic on to cough into it instead of turning it
off to block it.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's the worst what the people think to fighting it.
He had a rebound laugh after the cough. Let's go
to Jeff skin Wade. Ah, Let's.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Did a segment of the day and things. Skin is tracking.
I had to add it out about four or five
minutes of the set up.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Here here we go. The guy in the back seat
rolled the window down and it was Robert, Oh my,
isn't that crazy? So this is a limousine. It's not.
It's like a like a Silverado or one of those
big SUV. Yeah, it's an SUVM sometime, but I don't
know what model it was. And you know, he's got

(02:15):
this old British accent and I can't exactly what it said.
It was like, well what you think or something like that,
you know, And I had to come up with you thank.
I thought he's asking you that, and I looked at him.
I looked him dead in the eye and I said,
you need couonland.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
You did not, you know, I was going to be
mad at you that you've never told me the story before.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
But clearly was that a whole setup for this. I
feel like I feel like I want my money back.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
I want to go re listen to that, because you
did have us all hooked.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
We were like, yeah, this is this is true. This
actually happened.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
The idea of him looking under the he doesn't even
know what kind of car a car is.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
He's gonna look under the hood in general. I meant
to say super and I said, I don't even know.
It's like the Chevy trucks. No, I was taking, uh suburban.
I was thinking like a suburban and I said Silverado.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
He's so well informed on so many things, but cars
is his biggest blind spot and he's gonna look under
the But dude, he was.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Such good storytelling. It had me, It had me believing it.
We're all excited. Yeah. There was a friend of mine
that said he was listening to that and he said
when he heard the punchline, he got so mad. He
turned the rape, he said he and I was angry.
He goes, I don't know what you said after that.
I was so angry. I turned the radio off. I

(03:49):
was angry. I wrote a strongly worded letter earlier today.
You have crossed the line with which I never thought
you would cross.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Cool Land.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
You did not look at Katie. You had him right
in the pole in your hand.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Dude, he's like a baby cub and you're just walking
over there feeding him bare food.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
And then you just threw it at him, and he goes,
you didn't do that, did you. The guy, the guy
that told me that, he told it in a different way,
like in his story Robert Plant was came up to
him when his car was pulled over. And so the
whole point is just how do you just get to
that one dumb line? Yeah, like you moth joked us,
I moth joked you.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, Ben took a run at it the next day,
and here's that.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
The other day. It was crazy. I was I saw
a bunch of birds and they were like resting. They
would land on power lines and they'd immediately get barbecued.
Oh no, And my wife's like, what's going on with
those birds, and I said.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
High voltage. Good man, it's your fault. Skin, It really not.
That was your point. Really, I like watch he was
about three seconds into that, and we knew he was
going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's like Cadence has change. We know he's never in
the car with cav I've been saying this for a
long time. Birds are sketchy. All right, great point.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
That was a good point.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Now coming up next, more chaos from the five remote
and also why we are the foremost b experts in DFL.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes, that's next. Ben and Skin Show ninety one point
won the Eagle Friday three to six. We'll be at
the Pluckers in Plano. Join us, hang out, have some wings,
have a cold beer if you so desire, and spend
some time with your friends. The Ben and Skin Show
this Friday three to six in Plano at Preston and Parker.
But right now it's time for this and it's big,

(06:02):
really big.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, we're finishing up the show clips from September that
have our attention. I think us four can look at
each other in the mirror at the end of the
day and say I.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Know a lot about bees.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I don't learned last week that we might not know
so much about our little flying friends. Here is a
discussion because the bees that we found that plane out
of the house had the one hundred pounds high in it,
and the bees were trickling into the house. And here's
a here's our take on that.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I think I mainly messed with hornets and stuff. I
don't see bees very often.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I feel like, you're not supposed to kill bees.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Don't they in there? One that if you kill it,
it's like signals to the others.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's the wasp. Is that the Have you ever heard
of this? Yeah? And I do think as well, come
over here trying to kill me, because.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Then we got one. Now I got one shot to
defend themselves. Oh the wasp, well one of them. We
all sound really knowledge.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
You're saying they have a load and once they unload it,
they don't can't.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
There's no refractory time. They're just their careers over one shot. Yeah,
one shining moment, Is that right? Yeah? But you believe that.
I don't think any of us know anything about this
topic like it is. It is the four biggest know nothings,
just all offering things that we've heard somewhere in the
last seven or eight years, anecdotally from someone that we
didn't trust in the first place. That's the show, right, yeah,

(07:38):
but you but you you had me because I think
I remember something about that, like if it's a bee
or wasp or hornet, when they they have one sting
and then they like die after that or something, and
it's like, but then you go one of them, like
he said, wasps, so the wasp and all of it
started with wait, we're not supposed to kill bees, right,

(08:00):
but they're amazing.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
They what they do is they do anything for the queen,
so like they will honor the queen no matter what
they're Like. Let's stick on the wildlife portion because we
were also having a discussion. Christina and I both think
that animals like the squirrel and others are getting a

(08:21):
little bit bigger and fatter. Have you'll knowed squirrels are
getting a little bigger.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh huh? Have you all noticed them getting bigger? I've
been here.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I've been noticing the squirrels and the birds, like the crows,
the blackbirds are larger than they were growing up. And
you would think would be different because when you're little,
things are bigger and then when you're big things you're smaller.
I've noticed lately like they're putting on weight. Maybe they're
eating like some processed you know, roadkill and processed pecans

(08:56):
and stuff.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Okay, the crows are bigger, but also so I go
to a I walk in a park nearby, and the
ducks are huge. And people don't need to feed those
ducks or geese either because they will start attacking you
as well.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
And it's terrifying. People are just feeding. Stop feeding animals.
I haven't noticed any change in any of the creatures
you guys mentioned in the last minute, and I haven't
even noticed those creatures. When's the last time you saw one?
Do you walk around outside? Is this a parody of
the frogs thing? It did sound like that for a

(09:29):
little bit. We all got together and created an elaborate parody.
If you know, the squirrels are getting bad. Sound a
little concussed. It's fair, it's fair.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yesterday we had the heartbreaking news of the breakup between
Nicole Kidman and Keith herbt no horrible and this is
a bit of how that went.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I got a shot. I think my wife would be
happy for me, of course, I think she. I think
she'd be thrilled. You don't have to see me.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Any spouse should be right, like, hey, we got.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
A divorce as you hooked up the Nicole kidman, what
can I It makes you look good?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Thank you? Right? Yes, it's a compliment to her.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Ry Christina, it is actually And then she could hook
up with Keith Urban and you.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Got would have been better than I. He would not.
She couldn't satisfy him. Keep skala. Later in the show,
we're gonna give away mud Vein tickets. They're gonna be
here October the eleventh at the south Side Ballroom.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I don't know if that's more of a shot at
Cat or a compliment to Keith Urban.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
That he's just had. Well, I don't think it's a
compliment to him, because the last guy they said that
about was Epstein.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
She's put in an application to become a resident of Portugal.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
The man, all right, there you have that's a good
fun fact.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Please pull that fun fact that that's something to tell
people the end of the show.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
There's a lot there, man, there was a lot there.
What is wrong with this show? Okay, this show is
like watching marbles on a glass table.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Happy Birthday, Cat, I knew we were up against it
when we were live at Pluckers, but I did think
it was crazy that I was the only one who
had to pick the Cowboys game that week. So I
threw it on everyone without any prior discussion to make
a Pickop.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Kevin around of a plug, guys, finally his first good step.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
It's the Ben and Skin Show and we don't even
have Ben and Skins picks to click for this weekend.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I think Cowboys by eleven? Oh by eleven?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Really eleven? All right?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I like both CD and George Pickens to eclipse one
hundred yards receiving more of a price pick situation.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Christ, you know what a trip pick for the game.
Just give me Cowboys by a touchdown? Please? All right?

Speaker 8 (12:02):
I'm n.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Go to Yvonn or engineer. Yvon who's your pick to
click this weekend?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Let's go fucking him? Mad, said Yvonne, who is your
pick to click this weekend? It could be from any
realm of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Uh, he's on. I don't know, all right, honest, that's
twenty five seconds of radio.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
We will not get that, right, I don't know. I
think he had a wing in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Talking about it.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
He took the time to get his headset on, and
he's thought about it, and then he goes, I don't know,
you got one of those sanitized hand white packages, opened
it fixed, his hands reached over, grabbed a headset it on.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Pick the click is such a dumb sport. Who's your pick?
To click?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Wait? What pick? They got a click? What? What does
it even mean? We're talking about the other day for
whatever reason?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
How a lot of times I don't know if this
is like this in every state, but in Texas, apparently
in first or second grade they give you a recorder
if you're Christina and I age.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Did they do that for y'all? I thought we got
one in like fourth or fifth grade, but we had
one in elementary school. I think it was fourth grade
or steamy.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Teach you a few notes of a pretty annoying sounding instrument.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't know why. It's really hard to be out
of out of key with that thing. It's like, right,
the first song they.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Make you learn't is Hot Cross Buns, which is not
some household song anymore at least, so we were talking
about that.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
It's National Hot Cross Bun Day, Hot Bunch.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
What is a hot Cross buns an actual thing? But
this is actually this is the song just performed horribly?
Why did they make us learn that song and record?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Did everyone in second grade get a recorder hot Cross
or what is it?

Speaker 7 (14:11):
I was just I just know the songs bum bum
bum blum blum bloom boom bum bum bum.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Is it that three Blind Mice?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, it sounds like three blind mice, three blind ice,
three blind.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Play with And I also think that's isn't that the
theme song from Popeye? Now?

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Man about?

Speaker 5 (14:47):
All?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Right? There you have it, there's the today.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I just picture a bunch of iHeart executives wearing smocks,
you know, in a laboratory listening to that, going interesting.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I would what could we do to tweak this? There
is no formula about this. This was incorrect. This is untouchable.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
We were talking a lot in the month of September,
and well, I'm sure we'll have some more details. We
might have some more details tomorrow on this. The case
of the pop star D four VD David and the
is one of his alleged alleged ex girlfriend found dead
in a car.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Long story.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Her name was Celeste we were discussing that story, and
then something unfortunate happened.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'd like to apologize, like if you're a defense attorney, like, oh,
it's easy to pend a murder on him because he
has this song. Oh it's a it's a well what
was Sharon Stone?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, basic, basic inst Yeah, of course
I wrote a book about killing these people.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Why would I do that? I do that? But someone's
clearly setting me upright. And then on that clip he's saying,
I'm talking about it happening in the back of my mind,
not in the physical world. Did he have a song
called handis? Where's this going? Can just fit in your mouth?

(16:14):
All right? Coming up next, we need to get into
the wildlife news. Whatever happened to the Dodo bird. That's
a great dease. And that's how well in today's show.
Good job everybody. I'd like to thank everyone for sitting
through that. I'll never forget the time that Kat had
dressed a class a second grader's at role getting ready

(16:36):
to perform on their recorder. He looked him in the
eye and.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
He said, you gonna have a really good vocabulary to
be a lawyer.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
They know what a lot of words mean, and those
kids were inspired to go on and graduate from high school. Christina,
Are you gonna stick around and play some music till
ten o'clock? Hell yeah. Kray is next here on the Eagle.
Here you going well, I'm gonna get my sock backed
dude al art
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