Shaq did WHAT

Shaq was into some strange 'pranks' in his younger years, can you come back from this?

Episode Transcript

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Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, Happy Thursday, everybody. It's the world famous Ben and
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Nirvana cover band Oatmeal Pizza Blanket, Christina Care, Little Baby
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into micro condom. They're so small. You didn't know their condoms? No, wait,
a TwixT bar? You just you know the sounds of condoms,
I mean tiny condoms. She said, that sounds like a
tiny condom. This right here, this is a seven dollars
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ten minutes to get this, and in the meantime it
spit out some flaming hot funions. Okay, they're in the

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I'll get them to you during a break Okay, they're
just sitting in there. Anyways, Dude, cold TwixT put twigs
in a fridge. Oh my god. I went into the
breakroom while Skin was dealing with that TwixT scandal, and
I went in there to get my thirty seventh cup
of coffee. Yeah, and I skin had somebody pinned over
in the corner of the breakroom forcing a Billy Joel
story on her pitchfork in their neck, and was like,

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you like Joel, You'll hear more about that coming up
here in ten minutes. On today's show, Denzel Washington, maybe
not as a guest, but maybe just as a content contributor,
had him. We've got Custin the Cowboys. We've got one
of our friends in the media, Jesse Holly goes toe
to toe, which Shaddy the Cowboys head coach. We got

(03:19):
a report on whether people are drinking more or less.
We got a love shack. We've got so much fun
to get into. We've got ta ta We got to
talk about Taylor Swift. Obviously that will be in the
news today, but I did want to start by talking
about a story that I saw trending yesterday that has
to do with Shaquille O'Neill. Now, Shaquille O'Neill is in

(03:43):
most parts of America. I think he's beloved, much like
I don't know, there's certain people that are just I
don't know, beloved, like kind of barkleyish barkleysh in some ways.
But I'm sitting here, I'm trying to think of what
is a white version of this Dolly Parton maybe just below,
Just like a person who you say their name, we're like, oh, yeah,

(04:04):
I'm familiar with what they do and they're likable.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, he does a lot of good things right here
in the area.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, it does great thing. Right, I was gonna say,
Shack the white Dolly part Dolly Parton kind of like Snoop,
you know, like everybody likes Snoop, Right, Don't people feel
the same way about Shaq. Shaq endorses seven and forty
three things. Yeah, I think Shack is revered. He's revered,
although every once in a while a story comes up from
his past, like there was the story of him Tylo

(04:33):
told a story about Shaq pooping in someone's shoe one time. Now,
Shaq came out and said, I absolutely did not poop
in anyone shoe. But people are like, I don't know,
you might have done that. It seems like something you do,
Shaq well goes bond. A new poop allegation surfaced yesterday,
and it was it's this famous trainer who worked for
the Lakers from many years. I don't know who it is.

(04:53):
Do you know him? Yeah, I can't believe he's a
He's a jacked up dude with a balt head. I
think his name is Jake Veto or something, Gary Gary Vedy,
Gary v Vidy. So he's on some podcast and they
start talking about Shack, and Christina was nice enough to
pull some of the audio here. Let's just take a listen.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I love Shack, absolutely adore him. But you had to
be looking over your shoulders all the time, all the time,
like you couldn't leave a toothbrush out or anything like that.
He's going to stick in his Oh all right, you couldn't.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Eat any food that was out. Since we're going down
this road. I told this story, but I've never told
it publicly. Okay, So I went into the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
So I go over to urinal and I made the
big mistake of not checking to see if he was
in the stall. Okay, All of a sudden, I hear
my name being called behind me.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I turn around.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
He's standing up seven feet tall.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Right, he's standing up in the stall, and he's holding
a piece of toilet paper after he wiped his butt
with it.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh man, that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Look at it. I said, no, I'm not looking at it.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I said, look at it.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I said, I'm not looking at it.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I see something out.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Of corner in my eye.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
He threw it at me. Okay, landed on the floor floor.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Disgusting.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I just don't find that likable.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Disgusting and trust me, he went into some detail on
that score.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
You can't do that to people.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's not cool. And it's like it sounds like he's
trying to be funny and like, look, let's bond over this,
but that's not cool. And it's especially intimidating if you're
the biggest, most powerful human on the planet. Yeah, I
mean it's definitely locky, locker room bully crat. But I
think the thing is that a trainer should know better.
Hey man, you can get the whole team sick, you
dumb ass. Yeah, Like I know you're I know you

(07:01):
think you're being clever right now. And this is the
mentality of a twelve year old, Like that's your bacteria
that will get people sick. Like what are you doing,
you dumb ass, And like the trainer should say, hey,
this is bad for our team, right ah, it's just
shack pooping on people. But he's so good, we gotta
let him do this stuff. Yeah, I think Shaq is

(07:23):
so you know the story he mentioned the toothbrush that
apparently happened with Kobe, because I've heard what do you
mean he put Kobe's toothbrush in his butt and that's
why he was up there wrapping and tell me how
my butt tape? Oh my god, that's why. I believe
that's why. But yeah, there are I mean, everyone who
played for the Lakers has stories of Shaq doing stuff
like this, and so it's like, yeah, if that's what

(07:43):
he said, if you turned your head, that sucks. That
sounds like terrorism. It's bullies. It is bullying because he's
that big. Can't be stopped, all right, So maybe take
him down a rung or two below Tully Parton because
there's no Dolly never does no Dolly Parton stories out
there like that? All right, come up next in just
over three minutes, where are you going to take us in? Things?
Skin is tracking. This is one of the craziest celebrity

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stories I've ever heard.