SNL Joke Swap Pregame Part 2

Continued from the previous segment, we ratchet things up a bit with a review of the 2024 Christmas joke swap, where Michael Che incorporated Colin Jost’s wife Scarlett Johannson, who just happens to be the host of Saturday night’s episode.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle. I'm
really looking forward to four thirty Today. We're gonna have
on Michael Duarte. We had his story yesterday. He's the
sports reporter for NBCLA and he had a crazy thing
where a homeless dude on drugs broke into his house,
ransacked everything, killed a possum with a statue, and then
laid down neked in his bed. It's too crazy to believe.

(00:23):
So we're gonna actually have him on the show and
see if we can get information out of him about
how all this went down. So do not miss that
coming up at four thirty. But Kat just set us
up on the history of the joke swap between Michael
Shay and Colin Joe's. There's rumors that this will be
their last one on Saturday Night, right, Kat, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Rumor for sure. Colin Michael a little more up in
the air, but their run together is likely over after
Tomorrow night. And it's interesting because you have Scarlett Johanson
there as the host of the show now for Christmas.
Scarlett was there because she did a little cameo and
then she was in the line and they put a
camera on her while some of these jokes were happening.

(01:03):
So we gave you the last five or six years.
But here's what happened at Christmas. To get you ready
for what could they have to try to top this?
Tomorrow night? Is my point.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Michael is going to make me tell some racist jokes
like like he always does, so this time, if you
don't mind, I'd like to read all the jokes in
black voice.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I mean, I don't mind. Do what you gotta do, man,
I don't even know what black voice is.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
You my girl, Klina Harris all the town hall talking
about she still supports the idea of slavery reparations. Well,
damn girl, me too, because the white people deserve our
money back for all those slates that ran away. Oh
my god, shes crety MOBOs.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Wow, I had no idea. That's what just a black
voice was.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's a great bits there was black voice, man, but
go ahead.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
A new study finds that women are more likely to
have an orgasm if they are in touch with their
body signals such as heart rate and breathing, as opposed
to the women I have sex with who just hold
their breath.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Jesus man's pretty crazy, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I want to dedicate this next joke to my Booze
Scarlett giants. Hey boo, y'all know Scarlet just celebrated her
fortieth birthday, which means I'm about to get up out
of there's more, no no playing. We just had a

(03:01):
kid together, and y'all ain't seen no pictures of him
yet because he blackens down.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Shit is I ain't.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Afraid of you.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's like, dude, you don't have to do it, like
you don't have to do this.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Uh back to Michael.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Malanaiton continues to set records at the box office because
like me and my good friend Jeffrey Epstein's used to say,
there's nothing like an island adventure with a teenage girl.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
I would never ever sleep with a girl as dark
as Mawama. Oh my god. And hey, before we go,
I would be remissive. But I didn't address the allegations
about jay Z man No, so here it is jay
Z is innocent those parties, and I know because I won.

(04:03):
And then if you're listening with that voice to life
charges against you, I'll say the same thing I always
said at your parties, I will help hit.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
You all.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Fantastic now, damn. I mean a lot of people think
that Mike. There's one more. A lot of people think
that Michael wins every time on this one. I actually
think Colin did. Michael grew up in New York, huge
jay Z fan, like one of your heroes, and you
gotta talk about the allegations against him. Yeah, but here's
how it ended, and it's got you know. The camera

(04:41):
would cut to Scarlett, who was in the lobby, and
she was like, oh my god, here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Cosco has removed the roast beef sandwich from its menu,
but I ain't tripping. I'll be eating roast beef every night,
says what you fed the kid? No, I'm just playing baby.
You know. I don't go down.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I can't believe you. So like they were like contact.
I think Seth Myers was saying this like he had
texted like, hey, you feeling about that. It's like Tuesday
after it, and Colin is like, my heart's still pounding.
They hate I think they kind of hate doing this,
uh huh, because you kind of have to top it

(05:34):
each time too, otherwise you're just spinning the wheels. I
have no idea what's going to happen. But a lot
of people think this would be a good way for
them to go out as well, announce that they're not
coming back, or who would take over. Well, Michael Longfellow
would be my pick, and he's not in a lot
of sketches, but he's very dry and I think he
could be a norm McDonald's star. I think they would

(05:57):
probably bring in someone else. Uh, you know they're gonna
replace the guys. Could be the end for Heidi Gardner,
could be the in for mikey Day. God, Heidi Gardner's
everywhere too. She's been there seven years and that's usually
the lifespan. So I'm looking forward to tomorrow night, but
also a little sad. Yep. All right, there you have it.
There's the Hollywood Shuffle, a whole thirty minutes worth coming up.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Next the news quickie, a dangerous massage therapist story will
go around the sports. And then we got a guy
joining a special guest whose house was broken into He
found a naked dude in his bed.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
All that's coming your way next on The Ben Skin Show.
On a Happy Friday edition of our presentation,