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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And this segment right here is brought to you by
Rollertown Beer Works. We love different places that carry roller Town.
Like we know, we've been talking about this. We're gonna
have our five year anniversary next week up there in Solana.
There's a lot of things going on July third, fourth,
and fifth. We'll be telling you all about that. But
I love places at Carrie Rollertown mentioned this yesterday. For example,
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Echo Music Hall and Lounge right over there off Stemens.
They have the big German. Now I'm gonna be there
tomorrow night drinking big German. Absolutely love that Ben. We're
gonna be making our way into more and more of
the Pie Taps. That's one of our favorite restaurants in town.
I know for sure they're getting it at the Design
District location, and then tomorrow afternoon from four to seven
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at the location over there Knox Henderson. They're gonna be
doing Rollertown samples out there. We talk about fortunate son
and good friend that have carried us Kane Rosso has
carried us Pluckers, making our way to all the different
Buffalo Wild Wings. Any of these places, bars or restaurants
supporting Rollertown and has our beer on Tapper and cans.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We love you making our way.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hellow Yeah, No, we're super stoked to be coming up
on our five year anniversary. We're going to be celebrating
at roller Town and Solina all weekend next weekend and
yeah it's gonna be Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and just
celebrating five years. So if you've been waiting for the
right time to come join us at rollertwn and Solina,
hey maybe next weekend, maybe this weekend, but maybe next weekend.
We'll we'll be there for sure, we'll be spending a
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lot of time there. We'd love to meet you and
thank you for supporting us.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Sometimes I'm going through my hard drive because I have
crap on it that I need to find for way
back machine or just you never know, like sometimes I
just happen to be browsing through it and I stumbled
upon something. Uh that was from years back, our buddy
Roy was doing a spec spot. For those who don't know,
a SPEX spot is basically when you have a potential
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client on board, but they want to know what does
it sound like? What would it sound like? Natan can
give you copy points and things like that, and our
buddy Roy White came into the studio I think he
had been at a Ranger game that day. He was
in the morning show at the time. Goes into the
side studio and recorded a spec spot. Now, I'll explain
this in a second the way it's going, but I
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want you to hear this first and you'll you'll understand
we're going in a certain direction. Here Roy into a
studio providing copy points for some chicken company.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
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you ohso love, one hundred percent premium chicken tender ones that.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Are all included in every order.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Nine locations around the DFW metro bikes. And I'm telling you,
if you have the opportunity to try one of those sauce,
just try one of them. I promise you you'll never
go anywhere else. For your chicken tender needs hand breaded buttermilkmarinade.
They let it sit in over twenty four hours off
the bronze, so you know that it's gonna be juicy
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and ted or when you get to bite into it.
Find one of their nine locations around DFW tell them.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hey, I want to miss Chigan in town. I'm gonna
get it. It's amazing, it's beautiful, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can't tell you how many times I say I'm
gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
All the time, I'd say what the best chicken down?
All the stuff says if going to the hard drive,
whatever happened. I found a couple of files that were
labeled BNS spec spot. But you're like, okay, so what
is that? And I find so much crap from the past,
and our voices have changed so much over the years too,
so I don't even know what year this is from. Uh,
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but you guys were doing a spec spot for a
company called Taekwon Dons. But just take a listen and
see what it says.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Hey, it's been and Skin here for Taekwon opening in
North Dallas on North Central Expressway. Skin and I have
been talking about doing taekwondo for nearly thirty years, and
now thanks to Taekwon Don we can now bow to
our sense right off seventy five and Jupiter, and if
you use the promo code Eagle, you'll receive a free
headband autographed by Taekwondn's ex wife.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's right, then, taekwon don Cho has finally got his
yellow belt and is ready to be in business at
the age of eighty nine. Taekwon Don can teach you
classic taekwon do techniques that will be sure to make
the lady swoon despite being in a wheelchair. His years
of experience will give you the edge in things like
home invasions, bar fights, and when my son threatens to
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kick my ass. It's taekwon don in his new dojo
at seventy five and Jupiter. Don't be senseless and defenseless.
Go to Taekway opening on North Central Expressway. Hi yah,
his ex wife bones.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Half of the business. Oh god, Oh my god, I'm scared.
That is terrifying. Taekwon dons. I didn't know. I'm scared you.
You guys have been talking about doing taekwondo for thirty years.
It is obviously the Eagle because of the promo code.
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Sometime in the last five years, you guys finally decided
to do taekwondo.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Taekwon don I've never been so scared in my life.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That sounds like us. Yeah, well it was. Let's go
to when you guys were working through Apparently put a
lot of your own money into a website called set It,
similar to Reddit.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I guess I am jefskin Wade from the Ben and
Skin Show here with my friend Ben, and we wanted
to tell you about the new website called set It,
a site that Ben and I are invested in play
with our balls.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Skin and I have been friends since nineteen eighty two,
but we've also been ends with many other people over
the years as well, people who claim to have said
something even though you're not sure if they really said
it or not. For example, I was playing Fortnite with
Jason Big Steve and a cop from Prosper the other
night and I get a joke and then the cop said,
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that's what I said. Now is said It a website
that Skinned there invested in play with our Balls. You
can log into the website and claim the things you
have said before, so nobody questions if you said it
or not. All you have to do is log in,
type in the phrase that you said, and it's all yours.
Before long, everyone will know that you were the one who.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Said it, said it. You said it. Now we believe
you suckod loser because I said it. Oh my god,
love the premise, I'm so good.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I wish I could get over how weird it out.
I am to enjoy the humor more. The humor is amazing.
That sounds like me with a slight just like I'm
just barely on the spectrum.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You say, just like you to me, But I mean,
I don't know. It's believe you guys have put your
own money into that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I thought it was a good investment because it rhymed
with red.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's spelled you know, said it just
like red. It is. Oh my god, you said it
and now we believe you. Yeah, that's a great slogan.
All right, let's see. Uh, this is one that's a
little interesting, little edge because we've turned down some endorsement
opportunities of this. Only fans reached out long ago, and
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we're like, don't make sense. I don't think we're gonna
be doing stuff on onions and hindsight, I regret doing rich,
but this is Uh, I'll just play the play the
spec spot.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Hey, it's Ben and Skin here for Boner Toner. Now
that Skin and I are at the age where men
commonly get a rectel dysfunction, we have decided to raise
our game and let our glory shine.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Simple.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
When you're bricked up all the time like us, there's
more to see. And that's why you need Bonertner where
you can give your little dude a beautiful hue. Don't
have a dull dong all your life. Let it shine
with boner Toner.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's right, Ben, With just one spray, you'll have the
shiniest this side of the Mississippi. You just spray one
shot of boner Toner on your dong, wipe it down
like a bowling ball, and then let the good times roll.
Plus order in the next ten minutes and you'll get
a free extra pack of Wiener wipes and a five
dollars Chipotle gift card. It's boner Toner, a bighter's imflection
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for your erection.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
You can't it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The straits say shiny all day, so incredible. Oh my god?
Interesting is that all of them? Yeah? That's all. Hey,
I Ben is gonna be way better than me.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm liking better than I'm already pitching the show with
him to a network.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'll never forget the time that uh Kat look Taekwon
Dong right in the eye and he.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Said, I think people who know how to code. I
think they can do some stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's that is some good advice that he just gave Riley.
All right, uh, Christina, why don't you stick around play
some tunes right here on the eagle there you going?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Well, sorry, I'm gonna get some cheeks after this horse
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