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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yes, it is the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
point one The Eagle. We are hanging out in Trophy
Club at Roy Hutchins Original Barbecue. The food is majestic,
the times are good. Now we're upstairs, so when you
get here, come upstairs and see us. It is BYOB
so bring your own beer. We got a cooler of
roller Town Beer Works ourselves. That's a brewery that Ben
(00:21):
and I are partners in, and the food is unreal.
We're celebrating Texas Twinkies Texas Tweinkie Day. You can get
signed up. Three lucky winners are gonna win Texas.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Tweinkies for a year.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Look at how good that is? So good.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I love their byob policy. Yeah, you just don't run
into that very much, right and they like it. They're like, man,
just bring your own beer in and whatever you'd like
and get some barbecue and then pull your cooler up
to your table.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Any really anything with a bee, bring your own babes.
You can do whatever you want. Yeah, Okay, coming up
at about fifteen minutes, we got some very serious wildlife
news for you.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
This reach down and grab a couple of plump tomatoes.
It's time for sports ketchup, catchup, sports catchup, pums.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
It's a good one. Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I would like to show you guys this picture from
the Instagram account of Jason Garrett.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Uh seven to one seven.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, he's real sweaty, real sweaty. Hey it looks like
it looks like botox is eating his face.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Okay, So I'm gonna read you what his Instagram post
was because I saw it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Okay, just got obliterated in my first class back at
Hot Yoga. Wow, absolutely crushed. Took encouragement from the bits
of wisdom our instructor Nicole shared throughout class. Keep it
on my own, Matt and breathe through the sticky parts
or a couple of nuggets that got me through.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Apply to life outside of class too. Now I'm stay.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Now it is sticky parts that really caught my attention.
Uh huh, So I just tweeted this is all so
shockingly sexual.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's a harmless comment.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's just humorous.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You're just making a funny.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's not even that funny though. It's not my best
work at all. You know what.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I just realized that when someone that's sold. Zen says,
no mistay. If it's a country guy. It sounds like
he said, now I'm as stay.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Now, I almost stay for a while right here, right here,
right here, you stay there. Yeah, okay, So you had
this nice joke. It does look like a his his
look on his face is and what he's talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It makes that joke pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He said, it's got a look of sweaty satisfaction on
his face.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
And he said that he got obliterated from the bits
of wisdom that Nicole shared throughout class. Yeah, keep it
on my own, Matt, and breathe through the sticky parts.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I mean, look, there's enough there to make a layup
of a joke. He's he is fishing.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Like this morning, I was behind a I was driving
and in front of us was a landscaping company and
it was Semen's Landscaping.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Uh and lawn.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
And I made a little quick joke with the people
who were in the car with me, right and I
was like, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna pass on
that this doesn't happen every single day.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's there for you.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You gotta make that joke if it's there. It was
just kind of like, I'm gonna let the I know.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Next time I need to do a next time I
need to do some lawnwork, I'm just gonna call semen because.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It was semens.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
What was the joke part?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
It's not even that joke. It's just more of a
thing that you just take advantage of when it's there.
It doesn't happen every day, anybody laugh in the car?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No, you know, that's what's interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Your joke about his other joke that didn't work out
is amazing, dude, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It is interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Left at we just had a white man's business joke.
Handshake over my joke and like we made a business deal.
So what cancer's killing me right now?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
A lot of good feedback on my this is also
shockingly sexual. Comment to his Instagram post from Jesse Juila
from Channel eight.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, weather man, he says, He says, and I must stay.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
You know, I must study and do some weather.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
But I did get a tweet from our friend, a
guy we've known for many years.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And I love this man, good friend of ours, Brad
shamp Hell.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I played with the Dallas Cowboys that you said, You're
more twisted than I thought. Okay, and I just went, Okay,
he's being funny. Is he being funny or is he
carrying the weight of a few he had with Jeff
Skinways three weeks ago where Jeff Skinway told him to
take a.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Laugh hold on a second. You know what's interesting about that?
Never heard back from him.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, so I didn't know the tone, and I think
he's being funny.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
He's a funny guy.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I said, you thought I was twisted with a question
mark in a serious tone, just to see, you know,
And he's he doesn't know that he has my number,
but he's got my number and right and I have
texted before. So I thought about getting to the bottom
of it, and I just said, now we're gonna let
this stand, but I will now walk through life assuming
that Brad Sham thinks I'm some type of four Chan twisted.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Wait, it is being hilarious there. He's just like jumping
in and goes, I didn't know you were that twisted.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's funny about it. I would like to go it was.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Funnier than your seaman joke. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He's saying what what what Sham is saying is you're
a freaking you want a piece of that Garrett meat.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's what I like.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Again, Well, I've had enough, I agree.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Who was in the car with you when you missed
on that joke? Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
It was my wife and her friend. We got a
friend visiting from from town. We got dogs sitting from
French from out of town, I said, out of town.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'd like to review that tape. You said, she has
a friend visiting deck.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
If you're not operating at one point five, you're getting
left behind.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And I know I know what my heart wants.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
All right, where are you gonna take us now? Kevin?
Revisit the joke?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Come on, we're not gonna revisit the saving joke. But
my teas would be, let's do some wildlife news. Which
cars are birds pooping on the most