November 20, 2025 • 9 mins
“What’s the #1 reason people end up in the ER on Thanksgiving—and why did Skin guess ‘fork in the anus’?”Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray serve up a holiday feast of laughs in this unforgettable episode of The Ben and Skin Show. From a wild round of Family Feud to the most awkward questions you’ll hear at the dinner table, this one has everything:
- The shocking ER stat: What tops the list of Thanksgiving injuries? (Hint: slicing turkey can cost you a thumb!)
- Skin’s outrageous guess: “Fork in the anus”—yes, he really said that.
- KT’s family drama: “I’m convinced my entire family thought I was gay.”
- Ben stirring the pot: “What if we opened dinner with ‘Who did you vote for?’”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bent and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
This segments brought to you by Rollertown Beer Works, where
you can hang out with us. Coming up this Sunday,
we got a little Cowboys watching party at the brewery, right,
Cowboys Eagles afternoon game.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What a great day to go.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Get some delicious food, whether it's Jazzy's Tacos or mull
or Wagoo Beef and American Gothic pizzas there all the time.
Great food options, great fresh beer, and a great place
to watch the game. Yeah, it's a fun place, man,
and I love you know. Each day is a little
bit different, you know. Friday night, the vibes are great.
People come out to see, you know, cover band or whatever,
(00:37):
and it's just the places packed, all these different experiences
in there. Saturday days it's like families everywhere, Little League teams,
kids running around.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Saturday night it's a lot like Friday night, and man,
I'm just absolutely loving it. Thanks to everyone who's coming
out to Rollertown. Frisco would also say this. One of
the places nearby started charging for parking. It was like
an empty business and they're like, oh, we're gonna start
charging for parking now that Rollertown's open. They were charging
people ten and twenty dollars to park there. People thought
(01:06):
it was us.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It ain't us. It's it's not us.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We will never charge you for parking ever, and on
Friday and Saturday nights, we have complimentary valet parking. That's
how much we want you to not pay for parking. Yes, well,
said Bennie Boy. It is Rollertown Beer Works, and right
now it's time for.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
This and that's big, really big. We're gonna being me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow? I know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you let it get all the way into the song,
I'm gonna have to sing it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's the dude, it's a family cube, It's a dude,
It's family Dude's the dude, It's family pude. It's that bude.
It's that family pewoo, it's dude.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Instead you to to you, it's at you. You to
hold up and grab sax time your buzzwords, buzz buzz buzzwords.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Christina turkeykin, I am so excited that I'm going to
be off work until December first, Okay, gravy, all right,
let's play Christina, Yes, sorry, you got it ape.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Top five answers are on the board, according to e
R expert doctor Reed Caldwell, what are the top gravy.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Politics?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh, dang it, miss this is an emergency room expert. Yeah, Turkey.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Burns.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, man, it's funny to me though. That's still funny.
You go to the emergency room over politics, Christina said Burns.
Although I didn't finish the question, I don't know what
the question is. What number two answer is? Burns? What
is the question?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Ken?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Would you hear the whole question? Yes, it's yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Top five answers on the board, by the top five
reasons people head to the e R on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sex choice, Christina, would you like? Didn't? Would?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I was a family thing, but I would like to
pass it to can do both of them? No, one,
let's give it to Ben.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Question Ben yep Number two is off the board here.
I thought it was going to be the top things
not to discuss.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Top five answers are on the board. What are the
top five reasons? According to the ER expert, doctor Reid
called well that people head to the e R on
Thanksgiving Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now, I wonder if they are like focused on they're
all Thanksgiving answers, or if it's just right now all right,
I'm gonna say, if it is Thanksgiving, I'm gonna say choking.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Thanksgiving Strike one. I didn't say sexual. I just said choking.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Here's the problem with that is by the time you
get to the emergency room, that person's dead.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's fair, all right. Car accident, you already had the
buzz already you knew. I was gonna admit that it
was way too quick, all right. So you have strikes
argument with family that leads to injury. Kind of injury laceration. Wow,
(04:47):
it's very specific. Number one answer. Laceration. Yeah, cuts and lacerations.
That's huge.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Dude, air in there slicing that turkey and you chop
the thumb off.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Top five reasons why people head to the E on Thanksgiving.
So it's like, are these just the main reasons they
would go any other time? Also, you'll see, okay, chest pains.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's great, that's really good. Ben. Sorry, sorry, sorry, how'd
you have it so ready?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
In the left time skin you can steal? You have
three strikes.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Fork in the anus that's not on there.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
How about losing an appendage to get you need to
nail it though, an ankle injury during the Turkey trot
orthopedic injury?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Which one? Which one was that? That was actually number
three orthopedic injuries.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So we were just doing the top three right, five,
So four and five still left, okay, and then if
Christina gets it wrong, me and Ben win. Okay, the
top five reasons people head to the eer on Thanksgiving?
Uh to check in on a loved one. Christina for
the steal and the point. Otherwise the points go to
(06:15):
Ben and skin.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You need to nail it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What about stomach pain that's pretty good, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Indigestion yeah, oh, he's looking, he's considering it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yes, number five answers. So it's number four. Head injuries.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Uh yeah football tackle football Yeah, oh oh, you come
out of your head. Yeah, we'll stay have some more
for tomorrow. But I have a couple other Thanksgiving things
that you might be interested in. Are sure are questions
that that people don't want to be asked this holiday season?
And this is and I dealt with this one for years.
(06:54):
Do you have a girlfriend. I'm convinced my entire family
thought I was gay, and I'm like, no, it's just
that I'm not bringing a woman home for all of you.
I remember, like the first few years you're on the
show with me and Ben, your family kept asking us
if you were gay? Right, why are you using past tense?
Just because you have a beard doesn't mean that they
don't think you're gay.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And you can continue to be gay and have a girlfriend.
And I think they would say extremely gay is what
they would ask.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, probably extremely foot level on the gates goes, we're
trying to see howigmen in tolerant.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, Katie's like I got married to a woman.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like, don't forget we're from the country, kept telling us
that over and over. I actually think piratio, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
There's more one word. Yeah, do you think there's more
gays in small town America?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But yeah, but they haven't openly come out, so they
can't be official on the chart. And I got to
see it on a graph. They're deeply closet closed. Hey, hey,
hey buddy, how about this one? Ye, who did you
vote for?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Asking me now, how many people should open the entire
dinner with that?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Weird hear? Who you vote for? I know where everyone stands.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, what if Kat was just now asking skin who
did you vote? For a few minutes left in this segment.
Something Ben asked me yesterday, what did you do to
your hair?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I think I got that question when I had blue
hair dye.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's awesome from Eugene.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Also, Vida.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Was not really a fan of the blue hair.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Wait, and you could tell us she wasn't a fan
because the way she asked how.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She well, she didn't ask, Mike goes, Mom, you haven't
complimented her hair? What do you think you know? She
changed it?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Like I could tell it is ironic when an older
lady says she's not a fan of the blue hairs, right,
that is ironic. Although why are they called blue hairs?
Their hairs just turned gray. It's their hair turns blue.
There's a blue tint. They're the blue flames, all right, Okay,
nursing home blue Flame the contest would be a great
(09:21):
that could get me going to see the elderly a
little bit more. That's actually number six on the er
injury visits during Thanksgiving, a blue flame injury. I'll never
forget the time KT went to that old folks home
in the country. He's sash eight in. He was real sassy.
He looked that old man dead in the eye and
he said, do you guys have leaf problems?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Christina?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You come be here for a minute stick around with
our homie Christina.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Next on the Eagle. There're you going, You're sorry. I'm
gonna get some cheeks after this horse power joint
Bent and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
This segments brought to you by Rollertown Beer Works, where
you can hang out with us. Coming up this Sunday,
we got a little Cowboys watching party at the brewery, right,
Cowboys Eagles afternoon game.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What a great day to go.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Get some delicious food, whether it's Jazzy's Tacos or mull
or Wagoo Beef and American Gothic pizzas there all the time.
Great food options, great fresh beer, and a great place
to watch the game. Yeah, it's a fun place, man,
and I love you know. Each day is a little
bit different, you know. Friday night, the vibes are great.
People come out to see, you know, cover band or whatever,
(00:37):
and it's just the places packed, all these different experiences
in there. Saturday days it's like families everywhere, Little League teams,
kids running around.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Saturday night it's a lot like Friday night, and man,
I'm just absolutely loving it. Thanks to everyone who's coming
out to Rollertown. Frisco would also say this. One of
the places nearby started charging for parking. It was like
an empty business and they're like, oh, we're gonna start
charging for parking now that Rollertown's open. They were charging
people ten and twenty dollars to park there. People thought
(01:06):
it was us.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It ain't us. It's it's not us.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We will never charge you for parking ever, and on
Friday and Saturday nights, we have complimentary valet parking. That's
how much we want you to not pay for parking. Yes, well,
said Bennie Boy. It is Rollertown Beer Works, and right
now it's time for.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
This and that's big, really big. We're gonna being me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow? I know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you let it get all the way into the song,
I'm gonna have to sing it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's the dude, it's a family cube, It's a dude,
It's family Dude's the dude, It's family pude. It's that bude.
It's that family pewoo, it's dude.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Instead you to to you, it's at you. You to
hold up and grab sax time your buzzwords, buzz buzz buzzwords.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Christina turkeykin, I am so excited that I'm going to
be off work until December first, Okay, gravy, all right,
let's play Christina, Yes, sorry, you got it ape.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Top five answers are on the board, according to e
R expert doctor Reed Caldwell, what are the top gravy.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Politics?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh, dang it, miss this is an emergency room expert. Yeah, Turkey.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Burns.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, man, it's funny to me though. That's still funny.
You go to the emergency room over politics, Christina said Burns.
Although I didn't finish the question, I don't know what
the question is. What number two answer is? Burns? What
is the question?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Ken?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Would you hear the whole question? Yes, it's yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Top five answers on the board, by the top five
reasons people head to the e R on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sex choice, Christina, would you like? Didn't? Would?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I was a family thing, but I would like to
pass it to can do both of them? No, one,
let's give it to Ben.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Question Ben yep Number two is off the board here.
I thought it was going to be the top things
not to discuss.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Top five answers are on the board. What are the
top five reasons? According to the ER expert, doctor Reid
called well that people head to the e R on
Thanksgiving Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now, I wonder if they are like focused on they're
all Thanksgiving answers, or if it's just right now all right,
I'm gonna say, if it is Thanksgiving, I'm gonna say choking.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Thanksgiving Strike one. I didn't say sexual. I just said choking.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Here's the problem with that is by the time you
get to the emergency room, that person's dead.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's fair, all right. Car accident, you already had the
buzz already you knew. I was gonna admit that it
was way too quick, all right. So you have strikes
argument with family that leads to injury. Kind of injury laceration. Wow,
(04:47):
it's very specific. Number one answer. Laceration. Yeah, cuts and lacerations.
That's huge.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Dude, air in there slicing that turkey and you chop
the thumb off.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Top five reasons why people head to the E on Thanksgiving.
So it's like, are these just the main reasons they
would go any other time? Also, you'll see, okay, chest pains.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's great, that's really good. Ben. Sorry, sorry, sorry, how'd
you have it so ready?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
In the left time skin you can steal? You have
three strikes.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Fork in the anus that's not on there.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
How about losing an appendage to get you need to
nail it though, an ankle injury during the Turkey trot
orthopedic injury?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Which one? Which one was that? That was actually number
three orthopedic injuries.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So we were just doing the top three right, five,
So four and five still left, okay, and then if
Christina gets it wrong, me and Ben win. Okay, the
top five reasons people head to the eer on Thanksgiving?
Uh to check in on a loved one. Christina for
the steal and the point. Otherwise the points go to
(06:15):
Ben and skin.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You need to nail it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What about stomach pain that's pretty good, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Indigestion yeah, oh, he's looking, he's considering it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yes, number five answers. So it's number four. Head injuries.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Uh yeah football tackle football Yeah, oh oh, you come
out of your head. Yeah, we'll stay have some more
for tomorrow. But I have a couple other Thanksgiving things
that you might be interested in. Are sure are questions
that that people don't want to be asked this holiday season?
And this is and I dealt with this one for years.
(06:54):
Do you have a girlfriend. I'm convinced my entire family
thought I was gay, and I'm like, no, it's just
that I'm not bringing a woman home for all of you.
I remember, like the first few years you're on the
show with me and Ben, your family kept asking us
if you were gay? Right, why are you using past tense?
Just because you have a beard doesn't mean that they
don't think you're gay.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And you can continue to be gay and have a girlfriend.
And I think they would say extremely gay is what
they would ask.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, probably extremely foot level on the gates goes, we're
trying to see howigmen in tolerant.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, Katie's like I got married to a woman.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like, don't forget we're from the country, kept telling us
that over and over. I actually think piratio, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
There's more one word. Yeah, do you think there's more
gays in small town America?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But yeah, but they haven't openly come out, so they
can't be official on the chart. And I got to
see it on a graph. They're deeply closet closed. Hey, hey,
hey buddy, how about this one? Ye, who did you
vote for?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Asking me now, how many people should open the entire
dinner with that?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Weird hear? Who you vote for? I know where everyone stands.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, what if Kat was just now asking skin who
did you vote? For a few minutes left in this segment.
Something Ben asked me yesterday, what did you do to
your hair?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I think I got that question when I had blue
hair dye.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's awesome from Eugene.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Also, Vida.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Was not really a fan of the blue hair.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Wait, and you could tell us she wasn't a fan
because the way she asked how.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She well, she didn't ask, Mike goes, Mom, you haven't
complimented her hair? What do you think you know? She
changed it?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Like I could tell it is ironic when an older
lady says she's not a fan of the blue hairs, right,
that is ironic. Although why are they called blue hairs?
Their hairs just turned gray. It's their hair turns blue.
There's a blue tint. They're the blue flames, all right, Okay,
nursing home blue Flame the contest would be a great
(09:21):
that could get me going to see the elderly a
little bit more. That's actually number six on the er
injury visits during Thanksgiving, a blue flame injury. I'll never
forget the time KT went to that old folks home
in the country. He's sash eight in. He was real sassy.
He looked that old man dead in the eye and
he said, do you guys have leaf problems?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Christina?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You come be here for a minute stick around with
our homie Christina.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Next on the Eagle. There're you going, You're sorry. I'm
gonna get some cheeks after this horse power joint
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