The Breakfast of Death

"Would you still drink your morning protein shake if you knew it had 1,500% more lead than the daily limit?"In this laugh-out-loud edition of The Ben and Skin Show, Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray—serve up sizzling hot takes and breakfast confessions live from Original Roy Hutchins BBQ in Trophy Club.The segment kicks off with the Weekday Update, featuring KT’s breaking breakfast news that takes a darkly comedic turn.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
Are you excited and all gets turning?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Sweet Day Day featuring veteran news anchor Kati's on tweets.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Let's start at Christina Bank at the station Christina. What
do you normally have for breakfast? If I even eat breakfast?
Just a kind bar? Okay, well protein though, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Sure I have a mean spirited bar.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Get you little angry.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
No breakfast is my favorite meal. Like I love breakfast food.
I'm a sausage guy. I don't know if you've heard that.
I usually start off with my wife has pre made
like a couple of fried eggs and like some sugar
free bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, you guys, ever do the instant microwave egg, instant
frieda egg and a c I've tried that before.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It's not bad, not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
If I do eat breakfast, it's probably gonna be if
the wife ended up buying some muffins, you know, like
blueberry muffins or muffins from wal Mart or whatever that
are sitting there. Or I will often drive through like
Starbucks or something to grab a croissant or something. I
love breakfast, I just don't have enough time to do
it right. Like I love having eggs in the morning

(01:56):
and all that. I just I never plan properly to
do it right.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
And his wife's got a stell muffin, some of the
best muffins, always dripping with butter.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Every morning, pretty much every morning for breakfast, I have
a protein shake.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hey, guys, please pull that.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, this whole thing is about him bragging about his protein.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Kat walked in, He stared at his and he said,
I like protein shakes every morning I have every morning.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
He lifts up his shirt.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Instead of that being a brag, it could be a
fun farewell. Oh no, read the headline.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
There ben protein powders shakes contain high lead levels. Analysis found, dum.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
There's a huge study out today about the amount of
lead and protein shakes that are coming through these protein powders.
And it is on some of these, like fifteen hundred
percent more than what you're supposed to have on like
a daily basis. Like, did you know that we take
a little bit of lead in every day?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I assumed because I'm always snorting. Number two pencils.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Are also Zeppelin.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh man, dude, if she wasn't a chick, you would
have never bailed her out. You totally bailed her out.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
She's not here with us. They enjoying the Texas Twinkies
and the barbecue with us. I felt that she's gonna she's.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Gonna think back to that on the drive home and
be filled with regrets.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
We get our ass in the car and she's gonna
stay up there till ten tonight playing music. I'll keep
my mic off. I'm just cutting her, cutting her break,
so uh, I'm taking those so pretty much. Every morning
I wake up and I have a nice glass of

(03:44):
twelve hundred percent more lead than any human supposed to have.
See on the next side, boys, So what does it say?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It leads to like death, terrible bladder?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, like, what's gonna happen to you?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't really know.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
What are you doing? Is it bulk season?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Why are you doing?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Somebody brote.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Have a proachein shaker, approachin bar, then go make eggs
and all that stuff people do. But I don't love
eggs that much. So okay, but do you do?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
You put it in a blender and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I have a little shaker.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, what does it look like when you shake it?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know what it looks like?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Open your knees real wide and show.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Us guys looking at the clock. We're a bat out
of town.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
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Speaker 2 (04:36):
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Speaker 3 (04:38):
All right, yeah, yeah, we're gonna do that. What's coming
up next? Though?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh I got a little surprise for you guys. All right,
give up tease

Speaker 3 (04:45):
That that's next,