November 21, 2025 • 6 mins
“What do you do when a horse strolls through Target—and why are horses suddenly banned from events across the country?”On this wild Friday edition of The Ben and Skin Show, Ben Rogers, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray deliver a lightning-fast mix of absurd animal news, hilarious hypotheticals, and pure chaos. From the outbreak of a deadly horse virus to a horse casually roaming the aisles of a Dallas Target, the crew asks the hard-hitting questions:
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the world famous Ben and Skin Show
here on a Friday. Don't forget Christina is throwing down tomorrow.
Her band Oatmeal Pizza, popular local Nirvana cover band. They're
performing at the Deep Ellen Block party tomorrow night. Oatmeal
Pizza goes on stage. What time nine.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thirty, nine thirty at will Call.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's gonna be awesome, So get out there and support
Oatmeal Pizza and Christina Little Baby corn Bread Ray. We
got the audio bubble Bath coming up here momentarily, a
little fun with country music. We got a lightning round
of sports notes coming up and Thanksgiving family feud all
coming your way on the special Friday edition of The
Ben and Skin Show.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But right now it's time for this. Welcome the wild
Life Flue. O. Wild Life Flue got a follow up
on yesterday's story. Remember I told you about the big
horse flu that's going around yeah herpe Yeah, yeah, the
herfees virus horse one in one whatever it's called. Yeah,
(00:58):
So a lot of and it's not only locally but
now throughout the country or being shut down over the
weekend all horse.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Events because of the lack of horse condoms. Because I
went and donated a bunch of mine to some ranchers
out in the prosperous line of area because I had
an abundance something.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You had too many that you weren't using. He's risking
it all I care about the community. Well, these horses
don't be cause they were spreading their herpes virus to
each other. Yeah. Start in Waco. We learned though. This
is fatal. I mean, these horses are dying and things
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
One of the problems is they don't carry wallets, so
it's hard for them to have like a condom on
them in their back pocket.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, they have to put them in their gums, by
the gums, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And they don't have thumbs, so it's hard for them
to open the giant packages.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Dude, they're a real dumb animal.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
In terms of practically, they couldn't live among us very well.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, if you could operate on and give them thumbs,
I think they do better than you think.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
We're not operating on them, though, you know, you know,
we don't operate them. They sprain an ankle, they get
a gun to their.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Head, that's true, and that's on us, not them.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's absolutely on us. We need to work on those practice, right, Yeah,
we we treat these horses like their fishermen.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah wait, what do you mean by that's?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We're just killing a lot of fishermen, are we?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What is this story? This is a better story than
the one you're telling. We should like to hear the
fisherman story or Rick Flair story.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
We shouldn't touch on it. So, uh do you guys
know the target off Haskel in Dallas? Yeah, we're just
like with no evidence. Ummm do y'all know the school
the target off Haskel in Dallas?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We should drive by all the time. It's kind of
down by where we used to work at the Fans
by Lemon.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh okay, yeah, I remember that one. And it's by
on the same street or near the same street that
had the Combo Taco Bell pizza back in the day.
Hit that up, good God. So I will say that
they had an interesting thing the other day when horse
was roaming the aisles of the target just.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
By himself, no saddle, no owner.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
His condom shopping. His owner was there with him, grabbing groceries.
It's a big ass brown horse too, I get huge.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Is it an emotional support horse?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's a great question. And by the way, I don't
see color of horses. I just see a horse, because
I'm not a racist like you.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
For that slow applause, You don't see a lot of
white horses.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Right, beholden if you see him, you behold them?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Why shore the minority in Horseland and now, man.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What is this rant you're going on?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm so angry.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm gonna so when I go to my parents next weekend,
I do pass a lot of horses, and so I'll
I'll update you the white horse population.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I would like to get the stats. Okay, do you
think And here's the thing. Horses don't know what color
they are until they deal with people who make a
big deal about what color they are. They're just playing together,
having fun.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
There's no chance horses can see color, right.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I don't think we know, right, because that's just like dogs.
We don't really know.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Any Yeah, even any scientist, Like how could you even
tell me? Like you're not a horse?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, now, to be half horse to Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What if there was one horse that was just so
smart that it was a horse scientist, and it was
just one horse. It was different than the rest and
not only talk and study, but it went and got
a degree and then a medical went to medical school.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You would love that movie.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
That movie I'm picturing in with goggles on already weird
small hooks going through the paper.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, So when it comes to a horse, you know
you're dressing up as a doc when it's wearing pants.
Do the pants cover all four legs and there's a
giant belt that goes all the way around the whole thing?
Or is the or is it just a belt in
the middle of the back of the horse covering the
(05:14):
back hind part.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And legs just the back hind part.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I mean, yeah, but BoJack walked up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Right exactly, so just the back hind part.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
But it's like if he was walking up right, then
it would be weird to have jeans up here.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
That's what I'm saying. I learned in BoJack know that
the horses can work walk up r Yeah. I guess
BoJack's not fully real, but maybe also the most real
TV show I've ever seen them all.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Wifee, we need them to come back and cover both
of these horse stories.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
We absolutely do. That would change everything. Last one and
I'll be so quick here guys, this is a quick one.
Lady was driving in North Carolina and she's right there
on the highway and then all of a sudden, a
cat crashes through her windshield. A cat, yes, and we've
determined that it was a an eagle was taking the
(06:02):
cat was gonna eat it, you know, and then the
eagle dropped it and the cat landed as she's driving
on the road, landed through her windshield, lands in the car. Dead. Yeah,
it died. The eagle, miery choked it out too, But
the eagle dropped it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Why would you end the horrible story like that?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Are they going to do a cat autopsy to see
if the eagle killed it or the car killed it?
And which way is the better way to go?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
H The cooler way to go is definitely through the
windshield of the car. I think either way it sucks.
That's the coolest way.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That was somebody's pet, Kevin, you son of a bee.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
We don't know that, all right, That's fair.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It could have been. It could have been just a
thug cat out there living in the wild.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
There you have it. There's the wildlife News. I hope
you learn something from that. Coming up next, the audio
bubble Bath will have fun with country music.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's next.
You're listening to the world famous Ben and Skin Show
here on a Friday. Don't forget Christina is throwing down tomorrow.
Her band Oatmeal Pizza, popular local Nirvana cover band. They're
performing at the Deep Ellen Block party tomorrow night. Oatmeal
Pizza goes on stage. What time nine.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thirty, nine thirty at will Call.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's gonna be awesome, So get out there and support
Oatmeal Pizza and Christina Little Baby corn Bread Ray. We
got the audio bubble Bath coming up here momentarily, a
little fun with country music. We got a lightning round
of sports notes coming up and Thanksgiving family feud all
coming your way on the special Friday edition of The
Ben and Skin Show.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But right now it's time for this. Welcome the wild
Life Flue. O. Wild Life Flue got a follow up
on yesterday's story. Remember I told you about the big
horse flu that's going around yeah herpe Yeah, yeah, the
herfees virus horse one in one whatever it's called. Yeah,
(00:58):
So a lot of and it's not only locally but
now throughout the country or being shut down over the
weekend all horse.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Events because of the lack of horse condoms. Because I
went and donated a bunch of mine to some ranchers
out in the prosperous line of area because I had
an abundance something.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You had too many that you weren't using. He's risking
it all I care about the community. Well, these horses
don't be cause they were spreading their herpes virus to
each other. Yeah. Start in Waco. We learned though. This
is fatal. I mean, these horses are dying and things
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
One of the problems is they don't carry wallets, so
it's hard for them to have like a condom on
them in their back pocket.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, they have to put them in their gums, by
the gums, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And they don't have thumbs, so it's hard for them
to open the giant packages.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Dude, they're a real dumb animal.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
In terms of practically, they couldn't live among us very well.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, if you could operate on and give them thumbs,
I think they do better than you think.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
We're not operating on them, though, you know, you know,
we don't operate them. They sprain an ankle, they get
a gun to their.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Head, that's true, and that's on us, not them.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's absolutely on us. We need to work on those practice, right, Yeah,
we we treat these horses like their fishermen.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah wait, what do you mean by that's?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We're just killing a lot of fishermen, are we?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What is this story? This is a better story than
the one you're telling. We should like to hear the
fisherman story or Rick Flair story.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
We shouldn't touch on it. So, uh do you guys
know the target off Haskel in Dallas? Yeah, we're just
like with no evidence. Ummm do y'all know the school
the target off Haskel in Dallas?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We should drive by all the time. It's kind of
down by where we used to work at the Fans
by Lemon.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh okay, yeah, I remember that one. And it's by
on the same street or near the same street that
had the Combo Taco Bell pizza back in the day.
Hit that up, good God. So I will say that
they had an interesting thing the other day when horse
was roaming the aisles of the target just.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
By himself, no saddle, no owner.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
His condom shopping. His owner was there with him, grabbing groceries.
It's a big ass brown horse too, I get huge.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Is it an emotional support horse?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's a great question. And by the way, I don't
see color of horses. I just see a horse, because
I'm not a racist like you.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
For that slow applause, You don't see a lot of
white horses.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Right, beholden if you see him, you behold them?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Why shore the minority in Horseland and now, man.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What is this rant you're going on?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm so angry.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm gonna so when I go to my parents next weekend,
I do pass a lot of horses, and so I'll
I'll update you the white horse population.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I would like to get the stats. Okay, do you
think And here's the thing. Horses don't know what color
they are until they deal with people who make a
big deal about what color they are. They're just playing together,
having fun.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
There's no chance horses can see color, right.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I don't think we know, right, because that's just like dogs.
We don't really know.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Any Yeah, even any scientist, Like how could you even
tell me? Like you're not a horse?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, now, to be half horse to Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What if there was one horse that was just so
smart that it was a horse scientist, and it was
just one horse. It was different than the rest and
not only talk and study, but it went and got
a degree and then a medical went to medical school.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You would love that movie.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
That movie I'm picturing in with goggles on already weird
small hooks going through the paper.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, So when it comes to a horse, you know
you're dressing up as a doc when it's wearing pants.
Do the pants cover all four legs and there's a
giant belt that goes all the way around the whole thing?
Or is the or is it just a belt in
the middle of the back of the horse covering the
(05:14):
back hind part.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And legs just the back hind part.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I mean, yeah, but BoJack walked up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Right exactly, so just the back hind part.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
But it's like if he was walking up right, then
it would be weird to have jeans up here.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
That's what I'm saying. I learned in BoJack know that
the horses can work walk up r Yeah. I guess
BoJack's not fully real, but maybe also the most real
TV show I've ever seen them all.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Wifee, we need them to come back and cover both
of these horse stories.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
We absolutely do. That would change everything. Last one and
I'll be so quick here guys, this is a quick one.
Lady was driving in North Carolina and she's right there
on the highway and then all of a sudden, a
cat crashes through her windshield. A cat, yes, and we've
determined that it was a an eagle was taking the
(06:02):
cat was gonna eat it, you know, and then the
eagle dropped it and the cat landed as she's driving
on the road, landed through her windshield, lands in the car. Dead. Yeah,
it died. The eagle, miery choked it out too, But
the eagle dropped it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Why would you end the horrible story like that?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Are they going to do a cat autopsy to see
if the eagle killed it or the car killed it?
And which way is the better way to go?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
H The cooler way to go is definitely through the
windshield of the car. I think either way it sucks.
That's the coolest way.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That was somebody's pet, Kevin, you son of a bee.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
We don't know that, all right, That's fair.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It could have been. It could have been just a
thug cat out there living in the wild.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
There you have it. There's the wildlife News. I hope
you learn something from that. Coming up next, the audio
bubble Bath will have fun with country music.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's next.
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