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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Most god every stay on time in the shovel.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Saturday Night Nikki Glazier became the seventeenth person who has
been on The Ben and Skin Show to host Saturday
Night Live and uh we had her in studio a
long time ago. She brought her little dog up there.
She was wearing no makeup and appeared to be pretty
put out with all of it. She seemed to be
very tired.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's nice a lot of her materials about putting out.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah it is, and I think this is one of
the edgiest SML monologues of all time.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I've sat up for us.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
By the way, her attitude when she joined our show
is why I love getting emails that say, would you
like to have this comedian on?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
A lot of times they're tired, yeah, in the radio yeah,
and they don't want to do their materials, so they're
just like, what do you want to ask me? They Hey, man,
we're gonna have a guest on that has disdained for
the moment. Would you go please book that?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They're really amazing but canceled show Louis on FX. There's
a whole episode on comedians not wanting to do radio interviews.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's beautiful that shows aren't great. So here's one of
the first jokes.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
This is truly a dream come true. I love this
show so much. And here I am in New York
City at Scene's Original Island. It's such a special night.
I got a spray tan tonight. Thank you. I mean,
it is kind of insane that white people can just
like paint their skin a different color and they're like,
(01:31):
this is cool, right, Like I feel like that's cultural appropriation.
I don't know. I mean, it's not blackface, but it
is like Guatemaline leg. I mean, this is not my leg.
I'm like, oh my god, miamo is Nikki? Look at that?
Am I saying that?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right? Okay? Just Gil little started right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
But I breathe this stuff in every week. I am
definitely gonna get some kind of respiratory illness from it.
I think in like twenty year there's gonna be some
epidemic called tan loong. I really want to be on
the commercials for the class action lawsuit. I think that's
like such a good gig. I can just I'm nigg
a laser recognized me from the ross of Tom Brady.
(02:14):
It'll be like me and snooky like that's fun, just
talking through our tracks. RFK junioring out like he's got
tan long. I mean that's stage two.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I'm I'm no health expert, but neither is he.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I mean, okay, oh good, fire son, very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, she was getting her nails done as well.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I've been with my boyfriend for ten years. He's never
once noticed that I've gotten my nails done, and they
got him, so it's high.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The only time he cared was when I.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Got them bedazzled for his pleasure, and then he loved him.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
All right, So she's good, right, she's good. She does
a lot of work on the clubs, right, all these jokes,
but it is like she's got to also prove that
she's more than the roast girl. But I think she's
just like, I'm just edgy all the time because I
didn't see sex trafficking jokes on the SNL monologue guy
coming up, but here we are.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I think I'm just paranoid. I'm just kind of like
obsessed with slavery recently because every time you go to
a women's restroom, a public women's restroom, and you sit
in the stall there's always a poster on the back
of the stall that's asking you if you're being trafficked.
I have a lot of gen Z friends that I
bought and terrified, and I don't relate. I'm forty one.
(03:41):
That was like not a fear of mine ever in
my twenties and my twenties. I just feared like good
old fashioned rape, you know, like I didn't think it
would be a career. We didn't think there is anything
more than a temp job on a front house futon.
But it's real though. I'm getting scared, like it's rubbing
off on me. Like I was out with them recently
and I was like, if we get trafficked, and they're like,
(04:02):
you're good, They're like, we're safer when you're with us
because you they think you're our madam, So you like
resting Juline face, so just keep that.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Up, Like wow, so dark.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, the crowd didn't even know what to explore, what
they how to handle it either, because they were kind
of laughing. But it was not a full on oh yeah,
we're okay, we can do this here. But she's not
seeing that on SNL was she good in the sketches?
He was it was very good.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Do you think SNL knew she was going to do
all that or do they surprise people with their monologue?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I think they knew. So are they dealing with backlash? Yeah?
A little bit. No, I mean she is, they're not.
Who is?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Who is the last female comedian that was successful without
being edgy?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Text? The general?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
General, I think that this female comedian successful without being edgy?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Coming up next in just over three minutes, we crank
up the wayback machine things that happened ten years ago
this week.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's next